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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 5
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Family Feud28 hour radio marathonBattle of the SexesSkye's owl costumeSean's germaphobialistener festivalA.O. identification lineupmikey showradio marathonbathhousehootersowl costume
During the 28-hour Mikey Show marathon, Mike, Sean, Eddie, Boston Rob, Skye, Ashley, and Chantel turned improvised games and old bets into escalating live-radio chaos. A Family Feud round collapsed when the men proposed a bathhouse as a first-date spot and the women walked out. The Battle of the Sexes payoff then became an argument over Skye's owl-costume loophole and Sean's refusal to eat a chicken wing from Ashley's hand; Sean eventually bit it, fled, and used hand sanitizer as mouthwash. Outside, listeners built a festival-like camp around the station, while the crew invented a future lineup test to see whether Chantel could recognize A.O.
What happened, in order
Oven Family Feud
Eddie's team plays a chaotic Family Feud round about foods baked in an oven, only to lose the steal after choosing meatloaf instead of bread.
Bathhouse Steal
Mike's team offers 'bathhouse slash jacuzzi club' as a first-date destination, prompting Ashley, Skye, and Chantel to walk out of the game.
Battle of the Sexes Payoff
Mike and Eddie recount Team Awesome's 15-4 victory over Team Sass and reveal that the losing women must serve chicken wings in Hooters outfits.
Skye's Hooter Loophole
Skye arrives dressed as an owl, arguing that she is technically a 'hooter,' while Mike insists she has violated the spirit of the bet.
Chicken-Wing Showdown
Chantel feeds Boston Rob a wing before germaphobic Sean objects when Ashley is assigned to feed him directly from her hand.
Sean Makes a Run for It
Sean bites the wing, spits it out, and runs toward the locked studio while the others joke that he is fleeing all the way to San Jose.
Mikey Palooza
Mike describes listeners surrounding the station with painted cars, tents, grills, and lawn chairs until the 28-hour broadcast resembles a festival.
Hand Sanitizer Mouthwash
Still disgusted by the wing, Sean admits that he put antibacterial hand gel in his mouth to clean it as everyone warns listeners not to copy him.
The A.O. Lineup
After Chantel admits she cannot clearly picture A.O., the crew plans to place him among several men and test whether she can identify him before Mikey Idol.
People mentioned
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Right now. What the heck? I finally feel good. Yes. Awesome. Well, yeah, I've never sprinted in my life, really. Your life? I don't think so. I've never seen it. You did a great job, though. Yeah. I can't believe it. You know, I'm very... Easily, but... Oh, man, easily. Give me a break. Did I scare you? All of a sudden, I turn and both bulls are on the side of me, you know? Yeah, we were. That man. I'm not as fast as I used to be. Who was that? That's right. My younger days, Eddie. One, two. That's very fast. Oh, hello. One, two. Hi. One, two. All right. Sean's printing something out, and then we'll get to this sucker. It's coming up right now. So what do we do? We scream our name out? Shut up. I don't know how this works. That's exactly how you do it. Okay. What you're going to do is. Yeah. And Eddie, in Family Feud, do you interrupt? Well, here is how Family Feud is played on television. Okay. Two people go head-to-head against each other. Yep, right. They're asked a question. Whoever gets the question correct or the top answer on the board, they can either choose to play or steal. Nice. And then their team plays or lets the other team go. If the other team misses, we have a chance to steal or they have a chance to steal. That's cool. This is going to be fun. We're doing it for no reason. Well, we've got to kill 24 more hours. That's a fact. It should just be fun to listen to.
Yeah, that was the idea. And Sean is hosting. That's right. Shawnee, oh boy. Let's play the feud. We're going to play the feud. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. It's time to play Mikey Family Feud. Really? It's Mikey Feud. Sean. Sean seems really in there. Wow, you really pumped me up. Can you talk into the microphone as the host? Oh, wow. Why are you all over me all of a sudden? What is he doing? What is that? I could call an audible here. What are you doing? Are you taking out your cute little headphones? Oh, that's what that case is for? They're Bose. Did you think it was his insulin? I thought... Here he goes. What is that? Oh, look at the cute little carrying case. Shut up, dude. They're nice headphones. Oh, look, it's a Bose purse. Please return to Sean if he ever found him. New from Coach. It's the Bose purse. Oh, those sound good. Hi. There he is. You ready? All right, yeah. I guess. Okay, well, who's going to go first? Who's going to go first? You and Sky. Me? You against Sky. Wow. Here we go, the kid.
You guys shake hands? Yep. All right, folks. 100 people surveyed. Top five answers on the board. Your question is, name something you bake in an oven. Eddie, go ahead. Cookies. Cookies is correct. However, Scott, you have an opportunity to steal. It's not the number one answer. You bake in an oven. I will say ham. Ham. You'll say what? Ham. Cake. Ham. Ham cake. Ham cake. And it goes to Eddie. Yes! Nice. All right, guys. Do you want to play or do you want to steal? Do you want to play or do you want to steal? Let's play. Let's play. We'll play. We'll play, Sean. We'll play, Sean. You're up, Mike. Okay, Mikey. 100 people surveyed. Top five answers on the board. Name something you bake in an oven. Pie, Sean. Oh, yeah. Good answer. Pie. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good answer. Survey says. Yes! Oh, very good. All right. Austin Robb. How do people survey top five answers on the board? We have two more to go. Two more to go. Oh, two more? Name something that you bake. I'm going to go somebody's baking brownies. Oh, yeah. Great answer. Do I see brownies?
What are you doing, Brownie? I'm in shock. I am in shock. It's the first X. I am in shock. Okay, we got one strike. We got one strike. Eddie. Go back to Eddie. What do we have so far on the board? Cookies and pie. And cake. Cookies, pie, and cake. There's two left. Well, I want to think of, I want to say some sort of meat product, but I don't know you actually bake that. I think you broil it. Hey. Cookies pie and what? Cookies pie and what? Cake. It's already up there. It's already up there. Sean just threw me off. I'm going to go out on a limb, and I'm going to say ham. Good answer. Ham is a great answer. I love it. Sky is salivating all over the place. I love it, Sky. Somebody get me a poncho. Look at Pavlov over here. That's gross. Hair lip, hair lip, hair lip, hair lip. And survey says.
Yes. The number one answer. Yes. Why didn't you answer ham? Why didn't you answer ham? You're yelling at me. Why didn't you answer ham? Oh, man. Okay, so we have only one strike and there's one answer up on the board. One answer left on the board. So the answer's up there so far. Cookies, ham, cake, and pie. Something you bake in the oven. Something you bake. I am going to say, even though this isn't technically baking, I'm going to say Thanksgiving time, you want to bake a turkey. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Murmur. Murmur. Good answer. Murmur. And survey says. Oh. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Okay. Boston Rob.
I got this. I am going to single-handedly win this for our team. What else do you bake in the oven besides a baked potato? Nice. I like it. Baked potato. It's in the name. Show me baked potato. Oh, wow. Okay, girls can call for hours. Girls will never get steel. Conference, you can talk and possibly steal. They only have a short amount of time, Sean. You bake chicken, don't you? Baked chicken, yeah. I was thinking meatloaf, too. I was thinking meatloaf. Don't eat it, but that may be good. All right, guys, we need an answer. Let's go. All those are said. Yeah, I say meatloaf. Cookies are done. It's time. And your answer is? Meatloaf. Meatloaf. All right. Put it on the board. Put it on the board. Is this top five 70s bands? Show me meatloaf. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. We win the points. You're so stupid. I would have said bread, Sean. So what was it? What was left? The number two answer by respondents was Costco ham. Costco ham. Costco ham.
Ask it all to this. Let's get our next two participants up there. If I'm getting this right, this is just Sean making up stuff? Is this what we're doing here? You heard him. 100 people were surveyed. 100 people. I don't know. The P1's outside. Who's up next? It's me versus Shantel. Me versus Shantel. Stop it. Destroy her. Come on. All right, guys. A hundred people were surveyed. Top three answers are on the board. Uh-huh. Name a place you go on a first date. Mike. Shut down. Okay, Mike. Oh, Mike. A movie. A movie. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. What? No, no, no. Sorry. Oh, thank you. But it's not the number one answer. Chantel, you have an opportunity to steal. Dinner. Yes. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. That's a great answer. That is the number one answer. Looking for someone to take me. Do you want to play? Ladies, get in this. Lay a pass. Do you want to play a pass? Oh, I don't know. We want to play. They're going to play. They're going to play. They're going to play. All of the ladies are standing up except for Skye. All right.
Question goes to Ashley now. 100 people were surveyed. Final answer is on the board. Name a place you go on a first date. To the beach. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer for herself. Ashley, I'm so sorry. In their heads, they're thinking terrible answer. They're thinking terrible answer. They're thinking terrible answer. I don't know. They don't know how to play the game. I'm just going to play by myself. You're the only good person. Awful answer. Awful answer, Ash. Awful. We hate you. Me, myself, and I on this team. Can't stand you over there. Okay, show me the beach. It's not on there. That's too bad. It's not on there. It's okay. That's just one X for you guys, right? That was a good answer. One strike. Sky's up. Sky, you're up. I'm sure Sky will get it. She'll nail this. She'll nail it. Come on, Sky. 100 people surveyed looking for. Stop it. To the seven of you in the room, congratulations. Great joke was dismayed. Got one answer. The mall. Okay, shut up. You got it.
Okay. Looking for a place you go on a date. I will say the theater. Theater. Theater. Even though. But Mike said movie. Even though movies was already second. Maybe she means Broadway. Hey, Mike. The theater. Hey, Mike. The theater. Hey, Mike. Theater. Theater like a play, she means. Like a play. Right. It's the theater. Good answer. T-H-E-E-R. Okay. Oh, good answer. Okay. Good answer. Show me theater. Oh, it's not there. That's a second strike. That's too bad. It's all up to Chantel. Chantel will nail it. Whoa, what? Wait. Yeah, this is our last chance. Last chance. Last chance. Don't blow it. No pressure. Final answer on the board. 100 people surveyed. Name a place you go on a date. I don't go on many, so this is going to be hard. Troll.
I can't. That was below the belt. Define date. Sporting event. Sporting event. I like to go to a sporting event. Good answer. A sporting event. Good answer. Why are you doing that? Show me sporting event. Oh, it's not there. We get to steal, guys. Here we go. We get to steal. Okay, okay. I have an idea. Hold on. Let's work through this. I know that I've been on several dates before. I've never done this, but I know people that have. What about a bathhouse or a jacuzzi club? A jacuzzi club. I think that is a great place to go on a date. That's not bad. I think that's what we should go with. If that is on there, I'm walking out. I'm walking out. I'm walking out. Don't be ridiculous. Because I thought this was a real game. I feel strongly about bathhouse. Let's see. I know somebody that did that. A pervert? Yeah. Wait a minute. What kind of pervo goes to a bathhouse on a date? That's just creepy. Did you get it by the hour? Sean, our answer is bathhouse slash jacuzzi club. That's right. Great answer. We'll see. Show me bathhouse slash jacuzzi club.
Ashley walked out. Sky walked out. Chantal walked out. Where did they go? So we win? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen. We weren't done with the game. We won the family, Mikey Family View. We weren't done with the game. Where did they go? What just happened? Where did they go? That's poor sportsmanship. Oh, that's so bad. Hey, guys. We're in the middle of a game here. Would this happen on network television? We haven't got to the rapid round. Would this happen on network speed round or whatever? This would not happen on network television. That's terrible. Wow. Now that they're gone, it was Sky that went on a date there. Are you kidding me? That can't be true. That is disgusting. I want to save the clip of show me bathhouse. Which is also the answer to another trivia question is, what does Skye say when she arrives in Japan? Show me bathhouse. Show me the bathhouse. Well, there it is. Thank you very much. They left. I don't know where they went. They left. I don't know where they went. They're gone. All three of them.
Name something to alleviate a sunburn. Wait a minute. I would have killed that one. I have to do this. It's time. What started six years ago in San Jose has become a San Diego tradition. 28 hours straight of us with no interruptions, no commercials, no music, nothing. It's us for 28 straight hours. It's the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon. You cannot wait. Commercial and music free. Every other year that we've ever done it, this year is going to be the biggest and the best that we've ever done, ever. Seven friends battling sleep deprivation. Look at yourself in the mirror. And inevitably, each other. I like what I do. Shut up. Shut up!
If the 28-hour show was a person, it'd be Will Smith. Because everybody loves Will Smith. I thought long and hard about that. I have a question. Rob, do you have any other thing that we might be able to get cleanly that we could use in that promo that you think makes it sound real cool? The Red Sox are my favorite team. That has nothing to do with the 28-hour. Really pinpoint what my favorite part of the 28-hour show is. It's the greatest. It's fun. It's like a kick to the crotch. Dude, that you guys are on after 1030. I mean, we work eight hours a day, but you guys, just the fact that you guys are working beyond that, that's awesome. Hey, I love it so much. Just the history of it. I mean, to tell and to put it in a nutshell to the new P1s, I mean, it's the greatest reality radio ever. You guys are the greatest, and that's why you have such a huge fan base because of what you guys are and what you guys do. That's awesome. I want to have your baby.
My favorite part of the 28-hour show was when you guys started revealing stuff about yourselves, and specifically last year when Sean revealed himself as a furry. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I don't remember that. I don't know anything about that. What happened? Between 2 and, like, 6 o'clock in the morning. The best part is the next day when you guys have already been off for 24 hours. You guys are punchy. Oh, yeah. It's hilarious. I want to tell you guys, I love the 28-hour show, and, man, I crack up so hard. My work pretty much almost sends me home every time. Really? Uh-huh. I love when you guys have a true validation. You guys tell stories. And then you have the true validation that's come upon. And, hey, this is actually true. It's funny. We've been doing it so many years that the 28-hour show has become an institution. It's real. I mean, we can't not do it now. It's done. Are you sure? Because this makes it real. It's the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon. 24 hours to go. And this year's chapter continues.
Listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. The word of the hour is two. Hope you're getting the words. Yeah. Oh, is the poor sports back yet? No, I got a hold of them outside in the hallway. And because they acted like that, I said, fine, then we'll do the battle of the sexist payoff. Let's do it. If they're going to act like that, then we'll just... They're acting like girls or something. Well, yeah. Bunch of girls. Bunch of baby girls. Bunch of baby girls. Baby girls. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Yeah. I'm a baby. Don't get me, everybody. I am so sick. She's not well right now. All right. So we can go out there. We can? Yeah. We can do the whole thing again where either you go out there and I cover or vice versa, whatever you want. I'll go out there. Okay. I'll cover. Rob, can you go over to the side? You got to bring up the remote pot so that we know when he's on. When you're on live, talk into the microphone, Mike.
When you're broadcasting live. Oh, it's up and on. It's been on this whole time. Oh. Is Sean coming out too? Yeah, Sean has to come out because he's part of Team Awesome. You're part of Team Awesome, dude. I can't play sound effects. Who cares? Don't you want to see those girls be humiliated? Actually, I do. Actually, I do. Ah, it's going to be so good. Come on, Johnny. Run, Mike. Run up the hill. Dude. Yeah. Yes, is it just us? Yeah. This is awesome. What do you want to do? Well, we're just going to cover, Rob. Oh. Is that the pot? That thing's been on the whole time? Yeah. Yeah, there's been up and on. So, Danger Ross, this is awesome. You can watch this, Seth. You're okay. You're okay. You can come outside with us, with the big boys. You just like to talk on that microphone. Oh, this mic, I sound like... Moses. Seth, who's on line two? It's on the call. Oh, it's Sanjaya. You want to talk to him? Yeah, sure. Okay. Sanjaya, what's up, dude? What's going on, brother? How you doing? Are you outside? Pretty good. Hey, dude, I just want to tell you, man, that intro for like this morning to right now that you play, dude, it rocks, dude. That's pretty cool. Hey, did you cry a little?
You know what? I didn't know what to do. I wanted to cry. I wanted to poop my pants. I wanted to puke. Okay. All right. All right. That's interesting. That's good. So it is like the real Sanjaya. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Hey, do you have your RV out there? Not yet, dude. I'll be down there a little bit later on today. Are you working? Yeah, I am. What is the matter with you, Sanjaya? It's the biggest day of the year. Quit, dude. I don't, you know, I got some people to take down there, so it's like, why not make it easy on them, you know? That's cool. Well, you're understandable. But I'm listening, you know, so. All right, well, we miss you. And we're excited to see you. Get down here, dude. Hey, do you want to save me some weenies? Okay. Well, we're still here. We're sitting right here. What do you mean? 28 hours. Don't forget, you can bid on Zeth later. Yeah, Johnsonville Brats, I believe, is going to be out here about 3 o'clock. Yeah. Do you know how long they're staying, Joe? Pretty late, actually. I think they're staying. I don't know. I'll double check. I don't want to say. That's what I'm waiting for, man. Cool. Well, there'll be plenty. See you in a little bit, man. Later. How long does it take to walk up there? I don't know. I see them. They're just about there now. Well, Mike, don't want to pull nothing. Well, he's got asthma. He just got asthma. He has asthma. He has 24-hour asthma. There he is. I can hear him. I can hear him.
Are you there, Mike? I'm here, brother. Okay, cool. Me and Rob are going to head out there then. Dude, it is warm. Oh, nice and toasty. All right, we'll be up there in a sec. We should get one of those temperature gauges to figure out what the temperature is going to be out here. It's going to be so, oh, they're putting us in the sunlight. Oh, no. Poor Shawnee, your skin's translucent. You know what I mean? Well, okay, here's what we're going to do. First of all, I need to explain. Oh, oh, oh, let me ask a question to the engineers. Can we go ahead and go up on stage or no? We can? We're going to go up on stage, Shawnee. What's the best place, Jay, to get up? Here we go. This is all live. This is all happening live on the radio. Did you hear the engineer? No. When you said, what's the best way to get up? He goes, steps. Steps. Steps are the best way to get up. Oh, man, this is going to be perfect because it's right in the sun.
Oh, what a setup. Oh, this is going to be so hot. Awful. Oh, dude, this is going to be... Okay, am I on this mic? Testing 1-2, testing 1-2, test 1-2-3, testing 1-2. Me, me, me, me, me. Okay, it is... It's roasting. I'm telling you, I want to do this in the shade. It's really bad. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm going to talk on this. Listen, I know I'm a wuss, but that's hot. Okay, so let me explain. Let me explain. We started doing Battle of the Sexes about nine and a half years ago or something. I mean, it was a long time ago. And the idea was, it's an old radio bit. I mean, it's been around since the dawn of radio. The idea is that you, it's actually really weenie. The bit is really totally weenie. And it's old radio, but we thought.
If we do anything that's been done a million times, like we could take, I think, the stupidest, you know, lamest radio bit, and if we do it with this seven group of friends, it'll be fun. Make it into something special. I think we could play Monopoly and we could make it a good time. Yeah. On the radio. It'll be hard, but we'll do it. We just did Family Feud on the radio. Ridiculous. So, okay. So the idea of Battle of the Sexes is you get a guy team and a girl team. You ask the guys girl questions. You ask the girls guy questions. It was a slaughter. It was an absolute slaughter. Here comes the captain of Team Awesome. There he is. Come on, Eddie. Everyone say hi to the captain. Yeah. Dude, how many do you like? Talk about the domination of Team Awesome over Team Sass over the course of, I don't know, we probably did it for about 20 weeks, something like that. I don't know. Did we lose? Did we lose at all? I mean. I wonder. Ever? Like one? Honestly, I think that it was, what was it, Taylin? 15-4. 15-4. Oh, my gosh. Oh, girls are dumb.
Eddie, should we get a heater, you think? I would like to order a cup of soup and a nice hot coffee. What about now? My goodness, it's hot. Here's the best part. Me and Rob get to cook in this in about a couple hours. That's so gnarly. I don't know. And it's not even. It's 1030 in the morning. Oh, God. We just leave the oven door open. Yeah, I'm just going to put an egg down. All right, so what are we going to do? So here's the deal. Pull the curtain back. You know how we operate. We don't know what we're going to do as we go along in a bit. Like a professional radio show, and I'm talking like any radio show other than us, would have beforehand said, hey, you know, let's show prep and let's come up with an idea of what we'll do when, you know, the winner or the loser or whatever. And we said, no, no, no, let's just have fun and start playing and we'll figure it out once it's done. And so we knew that we were coming up on the 28-hour show and we needed to pay off the Battle of the Sexes. And we thought. You know what would be funny is to have the girls having to serve the guys chicken wings. In Hooters outfits. Yeah. If they had to, if the girls of Team Sass had to serve the guys of Team Awesome in Hooter outfits, and if they were in a, I'm sorry, I'm coming in the shade so I don't vomit. It's really hot. Anyway. Get that guy a beer.
Anyway, the idea was if we can get the girls to feed the guys chicken wings and hooter outfits, that would be pretty funny. And so that's what we're going to do. Oh, I can't wait. Now, what is it? Oh, thank you so much. Peaches is fanning me. Peaches is fanning me. Okay, so, Eddie, what are we talking here? What are we going to do? Well, they're changing right now as we speak. Into their hooter outfits? Into their outfits, and then they will come up here and serve us. That's fantastic. Because we are men and we dominate. And you have to understand these ladies to understand why this is such a great payoff. These are the most liberal, sort of Gloria Allred, you know, very, very women's lib type ladies. And they are not the type that would want to.
Throw on the Hooters outfit. Barbara Billingsley. Exactly. They're not the type that would want to throw on Hooter outfits, except for Ashley. Ashley probably not that. Well, she brought hers from home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She brought hers from home. And so she's not that mad at it. No, not at all. In fact, she likes it. More than anybody, the idea of Sky putting on a Hooter outfit is the most degrading. And listen, it's not that she has anything against. It's not that she has anything against Hooters. No, no. But to her, it's, you know, the idea, oh, that is so sweet. A little girl just gave me a purified drinking water, which I will use immediately. Thank you. Thank you. Can you help me, Quinn? A purified drinking water, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Sam's Choice purified drinking water bottle. And so the idea of Sky. degrading herself by being seen as an object is absolutely, absolutely terrible for her. And so for her to... Oh, and look at little boy's handing Eddie a purified drinking water. Have a Coke and a smile, kid. That's right. Thanks, Mean Joe. So...
Eddie, are they all coming out at the same time? I guess. I don't know why they're taking so long. They always take a long time. Dude, it's brutal. We did a photo shoot yesterday. Sky and Ashley were two hours late. Oh, look at that. Oh, that is fantastic. You guys, they're putting up a... Okay, that's not good. All right. They were putting up a canopy, and Sean got caught underneath it. Man down. Mike! I'm right here. I'm right here, Sean. It's all right. It's all right, Sean. Mike, touch me! It's okay. You're going to be fine. Why? They're putting a canopy up for us. Uh-oh, I hear a scream. Are they coming? Are they coming? They must be coming. Meow, meow. They must be in their Hooter outfits. Oh, look at this. Those are really nice. Oh, hello. I like how ghetto they are. Chantal and Ashley in their gorgeous Hooters outfits. Where is Sky? Where is Sky? Of course she's late. As usual. Take your socks off. Hey, Ash. What is that about? Ash. Ashley's in socks. Ashley. Socks? Ash, where is Skye? Where is Skye? Did you guys honestly not get dressed with... Stop eating the chicken wings, Ash? Those are ours. Knock it off. Don't belong to Team Sass. Shenanigans. Eddie, do you know where Skye is? I don't know where Skye is. All right, girls, get up on the stage. Huh.
What is going on? What is that? It's an owl outfit. Is that Sky? If that's Sky, I'm going to freak out. That better not be. Are you kidding me? That better not be. That better not be Sky. She's wearing an owl outfit. Hold on. That is not cool. That is her being a hooter. Chantel, do you know what's going on? I don't. I have no idea. I don't think it's Sky in there. You don't believe that that's Sky because you know that that would not be a hooter outfit, right? Right. I mean, I won't say it doesn't look good, but... Sean is extremely attracted. Well, I wouldn't say that. Sean is extremely attracted. I wouldn't say that. But that better not be Sky. Wait, I see the ankle tattoo. That's Sky. Wait. What are you doing? This is not... I thought we were supposed to dress as female hooters. You are a clown. No, I'm a female owl. You guys?
Ladies and gentlemen, come out here. Show yourself to everybody. Folks. I am not accepting this. No way. Look at the cameras. Everybody's got a camera out right now to take pictures of Skye in her hooter outfit. There's nothing funny about this. Not at all. Oh, now she's posing like a model. Mike. She's posing like a model. This is BS. Oh, she's posing like a model. Ashley, did you know this was happening? I had no idea, Mike, but I think she looks great. I like it. Chantel, did you know this was happening? I didn't. I wish I was in that. Did somebody just say, why do you lie, liar? Well, okay, here's the deal. Apparently, she's going to be a hooter in a hooter outfit. No, I don't accept this. Redo. Go inside and change into the real thing. So wait a minute. I'm furious. So are the girls going to feed, is the hooter going to feed the guys of Team Sass or Team Awesome? I'll feed Sean. I'll feed Sean. I'll feed Sean. I'm staying away from Sean. You may serve me, but you may not feed me. I am staying away from Sean. Drop dead. Okay. Okay. Let's start. What we're going to do is we're going to assign a girl to... Get away from me. We're going to assign one of the girls to one of the guys. A member of Team Sass to a member of Team Awesome. Ashley is going to be feeding Sean.
No, no, no. Serving. Serving. Chantel. Chantel. She's trying to kiss Sean. Don't do that. Sean's a germaphobe. Sean is a germaphobe. Me and Sean used to be lovers, so this is perfect. That's ridiculous. It's a fabrication, and it's not real. She doesn't know what that word means. Chantel is going to be feeding Boston Rob. Yay! And Skye, in a hooter outfit, is going to be feeding Eddie. She's dressed as an owl. This was not the best. She's violating the spirit of the best. But technically, isn't she dressed as a hooter? No, a hooter. A hoot is the sound an owl makes. It's not an actual owl. Oh, she's now put the microphone up there. No, don't you dare do that. This is the best ever. Okay. That is... Chantel's feeling kind of cheeky. I wonder if Sky's practical joke, temperature-wise, is working out. Good call. I wonder if Sky's practical joke, temperature-wise, is feeling all right right now. A little warm in there. A little warm.
All right. Is she going to go change? Let's start with Chantel. Chantel, please feed and give orders, Rob. Go ahead. Be real gentle with this, all right? Don't shove nothing down my throat there, sweetheart. Okay. Can you stop talking? He's used to saying that. Can you stop doing that? I'm sorry, Chantel. Chantel, go ahead. Go ahead. Why don't you just give me a little nibble or something? Ew, you're cursing me out. Your mind is in the gutter, sweetheart, all right? Chantel, shove it in his face. Chantel just gave a look like, do you want to die? Be nice. Go ahead, Chantel. Chantel has got the chicken wing. Oh, look at that. Come on. She's shoving the chicken wing right into Boston Rob's face. That is a poor loser. That wasn't bad, actually. Next is Ashley feeding Sean. Dude, no. No one said anything about me. Go ahead and pick that up with your mouth. Her fingers are not going to touch you. All you have to do. Oh, Sean does not like that. Oh, no, no. She's holding the chicken wing. No, no. She's holding the chicken wing. No. And Sean, who is a germified, does not look like that is okay. Wait a minute, Sean. Mike. Let me reason. Let me reason. Let me reason.
Let me reason. Oh, look it. She's doing poses like Paris Hilton. Listen, Sean. I'm so turned on. Listen to me. Listen to me. You got to hear me out. Is that not sexy? Is that not working? Sean. That's hot. Isn't that how you're supposed to be? She's holding the chicken wing in her fingertips. Don't. Between her thumb and her index finger. Why is that not working? No part of her body is going to touch yours. Dude, she's already, the wing is infected. I didn't touch this part. She's touched it. But she hasn't, I know, but the part she's touched isn't the part you're going to consume. Why is he being so dramatic? Why are you being like this, Sean? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This wasn't what I expected. Hold on, hold on. First of all, nobody said anything about feeding. We only talked about serving, okay? Do you not listen to our show? Do you not listen to our show? I think Ashley has a point when she says, do you not listen to our show? Listen. I don't know what that means. Sean, will you allow her to put the chicken wing? Sean. Look at that. Sean. Furry. Furry. Furry. Furry. Furry. Sean. Sean. Sean.
Will you allow? Okay, he's going to do it. He's going to do it. Hold on. Just don't move. I haven't touched that part. Just don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move, Ash. Don't move. Don't do anything weird. He's biting. He's biting. Oh, my God. Sean has eggs. Sean spit the wings back in his face. He's leaving. He's running away. Where is he going? I bet he's going to San Jose. I bet he's running to the airport. He's running to the freeway. He's running to the freeway, and he's going to run back to San Jose. Sean, he's jogging to the freeway. He's hardly jogging right now. You're part of Team Awesome. Where is he going? Where is he going? Team Awesome just left. Part of Team Awesome just left. This isn't what I expected. Where did he go? Maybe he's inspired by the owl costume, and he went to go put his panda suit on. Oh. Get it? Get it? I have no idea where Sean just went. Well, he doesn't have a door pass. He can't get back in the building. He can't get back in the building. I have no idea where he went. He's running to the drugstore. All right, Skye is now picking up a chicken wing. I don't want it.
Skye is now picking up a chicken wing. Sexiest moment of the day. And in her owl costume. Mike. Her hooter costume. Please. Hey, listen, Eddie. I don't know what we can do. I don't know what can be done here. Oh, look at that. She's trying to be sultry. Look at Eddie. She's trying to be sultry. In her big owl costume. She's trying to be sultry. Get that pervert bird out of my face. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. The Cheds. The Cheds. She's got her arm around you. She's sitting on your lap. She's got the chicken wing up to your lips. That's not right. She's rubbing it against his lips. That's not right. She's rubbing it against his lips. That's not right, dude. That was disgusting. Well, there it is. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. It was a part humiliating payoff. And congratulations, girls. You have lost and paid off your bet. You've lost and paid off your bet. And we're going to have to think of something new that we could do over the course of the next 40 weeks. Not if it's going to be like this again. That was garbage. You chose it. I did not choose this. Look at Eddie. He's got neck swivel.
All right, Eddie, I'll go in. Hold it down inside until you can get in there. Look at Sean. Where is he? Sean is sitting by the door like a wet puppy ready to go inside. That is hysterical. He's standing by the door. That's what I'm saying, dude. You must be from the East Coast. Because I'm going to have to hear him. He's going to be so mad at that poor guy. He's pacing. He's pacing. I hope he makes it to the clank. Who knows what he has now? I'll go in. Where's Sky? And then we're coming back out of here, right? In about an hour. Yeah, noon. Hour and a half. Noon. All right, I'll go back in. Hold it down. Noon or the mall. Stop saying that. I love that. Let's talk about the cook-off for a second. We're going to dominate. I'm slicing and dicing. Ashley. What's up? It's going to be really hot when we cook. Yeah. I don't know. Call it off? Yes. Let's call it off. No, it's going to be a mess. It's going to be so hot. I'm already really, really sweaty. Okay. No. Gross. I don't know. Just touch it. You've got my heat rash going. Just touch it. When you picked up your arm, I got a little wet on the face. Now, your Hooters outfit is really interesting. What? Did you really bring that from home?
This is what I thought that you wanted. No, have you been to Hooters before? Yeah, they do wear shoes. I hate shoes, though. See, that's the thing. Okay, but you're walking around barefoot. You know what, really? Is this the biggest pickle that you want to pick right now? Really? I'm sorry? There's bigger fish to fry. That's what she said. What do you think so far, P1s? You having fun? Yeah! I think... Scooby, I've heard you say that now seven times. I'm going to be honest. It doesn't get old. You're a jerk. I do like that Manny Ramirez. Philly's finest is out here, and Scooby was a Dodgers fan. So together they're a complete idiot. So that works out real well. Here's the deal, guys. We have still almost a whole day to go.
That's crazy. I think maybe this will be the last one. What do you guys think? It's a resounding yes. Yes. How dare you say that? Of course, don't forget, the cook-off is coming up at noon. We're going to be singing live out here at 5 o'clock. We're Mikey Idol. That's going to be crazy. Which, I got to tell you, is going to be ridiculous. Jay, if you put that camera in my face one more time. And then, of course, the movies tonight, which you'll be able to see. On this awesome projector that Jay made. So, stuff on my microphone. It's just, it's a pube. Relax. Ew. No big deal. Sorry. Okay. Is this Sean's mic? It's like panda hair on it. That makes sense. When do I get a change? You're not going to cook in that? No, absolutely not. I'm hot. The socks are making me hot.
Why are you wearing those socks? Okay, guys, I'm back inside. Oh, Mike's back. I'm back. You guys can come on in. All right, we'll come back. Oh, man. I thought that was the deal. Whoa. That was crazy. First of all, I got to describe the scene out there. There are cars painted up with Mikey Show stuff. It's unbelievable. They're all painted up with... Mikey Show and Mikey Show references. It's basically campsites are going on up there. Yeah, there are tents. There's outdoor grills. They have these push-up tents. Lawn chairs. Lawn chairs. It's crazy. It's like a festival. It is. It's Mikey Palooza. Let's take some phone calls. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, guys. Dude, I just passed Sean when he was walking back to the studio. He was upset. Yeah, he was upset. Yeah, I knew that once I got back inside, there was going to be a discussion about touching. Because Sean didn't know that Ashley was actually going to be feeding him from her hand. Well, you guys purposefully withheld it from me. You should see the expression on his face. He was walking like that famous Bigfoot. Yeah.
Yeah, the famous Bigfoot picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His arms were swaying like that, just like that. His mouth was open like he was going to yak. He just looked like he was disgusted. Yeah, he was. He was walking back. Hey, I think you should feel good about it. I was going to have Ashley feed him like a little baby bird. And that would have been a lot worse. You know what I'm saying? But we didn't even go that route. So, you know, you're welcome to me, I guess. Not really. Oh, look at this. The owl just walked back in. It's our very own hooter, Skye, just walked back into the studio. Well, I wouldn't say hooter. I might say cheater, but I wouldn't say hooter. That's right. Skye, what do you have to say for yourself? About what? Well, about the fact that you didn't wear a hooter outfit. I did. You did not wear a hooter outfit. I did. I was dressed as an owl. I thought that's what we were doing. Does it feel good to be out of that owl costume? Dude. Dude, I think I lost like five pounds in that costume. Like, literally, I'm not a sweater, you know? Some people are sweaters. Some people. And some people aren't. Some people are sweaters. They sweat. I'm so sweaty right now. That's right. Ashley must be sweaty. I'm not a sweater, but I was sweating profusely in that thing. How are you feeling now?
A little better, starting to cool down a little bit. But I feel really good that we got that accomplished. And, you know, now we can move on. Well, you know, it's a touch warm out there. Yeah, it is. How is your chicken wing? How'd it taste, Sean? Can you hear me? Is this thing on? I think he can hear you, but I don't think he wants to talk about that. I'm kind of upset, actually. Oh, you're upset? Yeah. Why? What happened? There's Eddie. Eddie's back. No. Eddie wants to go. I thought that was cool. And he just put his hand at the fist bump. That's weird. It was supposed to be a really cool thing, you know, for all of Team Awesome. And it turned into something that was actually very sour. Yeah, you freaked out. That's true. I wouldn't say that. I think I responded. I responded to an intolerable situation. Talk to me about what was going through your mind as you walked to the back door. Well, my ultimate thought was, how the hell am I going to get in? Yeah. Because I didn't have a key. Ultimately. But what were you thinking, you know, like secondarily? Well, secondarily it was, you know, what am I going to use to clean out my mouth? What were your tertiary thoughts? Shut up. What am I going to use to clean out my mouth? You know, how am I going to do it? What am I going to use? Because I have options. To clean out my mouth. Because I have options. I think we've all thought that at one point. Obviously. So hopefully putting that antibacterial gel in your mouth doesn't cause any problems. Did you put antibacterial? Because that's what I did.
You put antibacterial gel in your mouth. Like mouthwash. That's so gross. It didn't taste very good, but it does feel clean. That's disgusting. You should try it. Seriously, you should try it. He's very dramatic. Because it does feel clean. Don't tell people to try that. No one try that. No, don't try that. Don't ever try that. You know how your mouth is normally just, you know, it kind of has a certain level of moisture. When you use that. It takes all that moisture out. You are a clown. Yeah, where's your floppy shoes? And you kind of have like a rubbery sort of feel along your gum line. You're a clown. It's kind of a good feeling. It's hot out there. I'm sweating. I'm sweating already. I don't think I'm going to be able to cook. I'm not kidding. We quit. Oh, my God. We're burning alive. I got to get Jay to give me an update on where we are with donating to Rady's Children's Hospital. Oh. because we are taking donations for Rady's Children's Hospital. We're raising money for them. And what we want you to do and what we want to urge you to do is please go to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword donate, and from that site you can donate money. And it starts, it goes in increments of 15. So what we will do is...
If you donate a minimum of $15, which is what it is, if you donate a minimum of $15, we'll give you a Mikey Show Best Of CD. Now, what I found out is what it is, it's the Furry Up. It's the Best Of CD from 2007. Oh, okay. It's the Best Of CD from 2007. So you will get a copy of our last Best Of CD if you donate a minimum of $15. But if you donate 50 bucks or more, you will get our limited edition 28-hour show T-shirt. Yeah. 2008 version. It's cool, man. Dude, it's really awesome. It's a cool shirt. It's got the TV show 24. Yeah. It's got that font, and it says the 28-hour show 2008 on the back. It says Mikey Show on the front. It's really cool. And if you make a donation to Rady's Children's Hospital. of $50 or more, you'll get that T-shirt. But just because of what Rady's Children's Hospital does in the San Diego area, that's why you should be going there to do it, means a lot to a lot of people. So guess who's on the line? Who do we got? P1AO. That's what I'm saying.
I got to holler at you, Mike, Eddie, all the guys on the show. You know what I'm saying? Is Chantel in the room right now next to you? She's not. She's actually left the building. Hey, oh, that sucks. Well, check this out. So, me and Herbie, you know, going back and forth text messages. Hey, how are you? I'm doing extremely well. Nice to see you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here, here, here. Hello, here, here, here. Great, yeah. Great, here, here, here. Great. So, yeah, me and her have been talking back and forth and came across the fact that she does not remember what I look like. Really? Nice. You got the edge. You got the edge. She does not remember what you look like. But we told her this morning that you were going to have your first modeling gig. We talked you out of it. So, I'm telling you, she's expecting Ty Diggs now. Yeah. Really? Tyson. Tyson. Tyson. Not Mike Tyson. The model. Tyson. My style is impetuous. Thank you. My defense is impregnable. Thank you. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. I just want to say for the record that my style is also impetuous. It is? Yes. I thought it was impregnable. It is impregnable. Okay, good. Wow. Thank you. Don't do that. Real talk. Mikey Show Idol is going to go down today. I'm just saying, get prepared. P1s, be there or be...
square. I'm out. Peace. There he is. There he is. That's AO, everybody. P1 AO. He calls in. In about 10 minutes, Lori will be in the building. Oh, that's right. Thank you, Mikey. I'm going to find out who her suitor is. Her suitor? Hello. Ashley. Who's your suitor? Who's your suitor? Well, Chantel just called in real quick. She really wants to defend herself. Okay, AO, call back. Defend herself? Call back, AO. What a beating. Hi, Chantel. Wow. I can't listen to this. Man, that could be all yours, A.O. Stop saying that. I'm just pointing out. She went from zero to Chantel in like five seconds. That's fantastic. Listen, I remember how he looked a little bit. I mean, if I saw him somewhere, I'd be like, oh, that's A.O. Oh, that guy. Yeah. I don't really have a clear picture in my head. I think we have him back on the line. Oh, are you there? Chantel. Chantel, call back. Hello? Chantel. Mike. Mike, stop it, bro. Chantel. I'm here. Okay. Oh, my gosh. All right, hang on. We got Ayo? Is that Ayo? Ayo. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Big thing's popping. Here we go. Let's hear the first fight. Let's crack a lock. Hey, you know what's up. Break it off proper, Ayo.
Still more. I didn't hear her the whole time. What did I tell you? First fight. First fight. Oh, this is a special moment. I told you. I said, but if I saw you or ran into you somewhere, like, we're going to watch the football game on Sunday, I was like, I'll know exactly who you are when I walk in. It's not that I don't have, I have a little picture, but I mean, if somebody asked me to, like, draw you or something, like, I don't know. Yeah, why did Ayo get so bent out of shape? Just because you didn't remember what he was going on. Hey, all I'm saying is, I'm going to be waiting somewhere. I'm going to be sitting somewhere. And then when I'm sitting there, she's not going to recognize you. Hey, let me tell you something. We can put you with about four other guys. No way. No clue. We should do that as a radio bit. Dude, let's do that as a radio bit. Let's put Ayo with a bunch of other guys. An Ayo lineup. An Ayo lineup and see if she can pick the real Ayo. Absolutely. That's fantastic. Dude, that's great. She's going to be able to see. She's going to be able to see because I'm going to be at the Mikey Idol. But we'll do it before we announce who you are. Yeah, before we say who you are, we're going to put you in a lineup with a bunch of guys and see if she can pick you. Oh, my gosh.
What time do you want me to be there? Eddie? Before 5. Before 5. I'll be there at 4.30. Okay. I'm going to be mad. I'm going to be mad and I'm going to run my mouth if you do not point me out. No pressure. No pressure. No pressure, Chantel. I don't have any pressure because I know whether I pick you out or not. We'll be fine, right? Oh, yeah, totally. We'll be fine. Oh, my gosh. Even though I don't know who you are, we're cool, right? That's right. Yeah, you know, we'll be fine. You better have some Mikey post-alcoholism problems if you don't know who that guy is, all right? I'm going to know exactly who he is. I already know. Okay. Don't be asking Kamri either. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Look, Kamri knows exactly how he looks. All right, you two. We'll see you later on. Goodbye, you couple lovebirds. Making up is the best part. That's right. Love your mouth. Let's see. What is this? Rob, what is this first text you printed? Huh? I don't even remember. What? Where am I? Where am I?
Oh, oh, oh. This person is asking us, what is the address of the radio station? That's what he wants to know. What's the address of the radio station? Oh, you almost gave him your home address? No, no. It just read really strangely. It's 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. How is our voice going to work when we do Mikey Idolator? I don't know. I don't know. Do you have to do exercises? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I am. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Go for it. Mikey, I have a two-pack of Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Any takers? That's P1 Steve. I think you give them to Zeth, right? Yeah. Zeth? Sure. Why not? Is your mic on? Oh, wait. Sorry. Go ahead, Zeth. He left. Is your mic on? Yeah, there's one in the cooler. That's all I got. Oh, okay. Oh, man. Mikey, the thing that you were experiencing earlier was not asthma.
It's the lung tissue you've neglected for years. You'll be coughing up past smokes for the rest of the 24 hours. Congratulations. That's P1DP. Brutal. This is a nice one. The next one says, Mikey, great start to the show, the lobes. That's something fishy. Hey, Mikey, show what are the movies for tonight? San Diego appreciates what you're doing. That's P1KDog. Good question. It is not the fish game. Dang it. I really wanted to see that. Well, then I'm leaving. We are talking a little... Spaceballs. No, it is not Spaceballs. No? No. We're talking a little Rocky III, and we're also talking, by the way... Gung Ho. It is not Gung Ho. Nice. And Titanic. Michael Keaton. Do you think it's still hour two, or could we change that little sign in front of it? Well, it says five. Oh, it's hour five? Yeah. Oh, in my mirror, it looks like our two. Oh, well, it's reverse. It looks like a one. You're silly. Okay, so let me explain what the Lori deal is. So our friend Lori is a young, beautiful, single girl. Fit. Very fit. Yes, very fit.
She runs like marathons and stuff. Wow, Sean just creeped us out really bad. You shouldn't say things like that on the radio. I mean, you're a married man. She's looking for a good person. That's right. So if you're good, tight. So what we did was we put her bio and her picture.