The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 4
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On the May 3rd, 2008 P1 Podcast, the hosts covered a mix of radio bits and listener interactions, including Eddie's humiliating baby shower games, Danny's mistaken half-birthday call for Sky that earned Ashley's mockery, and the Iron Man costume contest won by Space Boy. The episode featured the San Diego Iron Man premiere where only a few P1 members gained entry, Ashley's passionate defense of her cheap purse and her feet with a protruding bone, and a heated debate over whether Greek food tastes like dirt. Other highlights included a hysterical lost dog call-in where Eddie laughed uncontrollably, Ashley's victory in a 17-minute breath-holding challenge, a controversial caller demanding her daughter model in a bikini, and Mikey's impressive singing on Lyrical Gangster. The show concluded with Quimby's humble pie apology to Ashley and Skye, a Mad Libs segment with Spaceboy's Ashley voice, and plans for a Sticker Strike tailgate and Wally World concert.
What happened, in order
Sky's Half-Birthday Mix-Up
Danny calls in to wish P1 Sky a happy half-birthday, but Ashley mocks him for misnaming her and not realizing it's not her birthday today.
Eddie's Baby Shower Games
Eddie participates in disgusting baby shower games, including chugging beer from a baby bottle and licking candy melted inside diapers to guess the flavor.
Iron Man Costume Contest Prep
Quimby and Carly help Space Boy get dressed for the Iron Man fashion show, involving baby oil, a G-string, and Space Boy bleeding from the sheet metal breastplate.
Iron Man Premiere San Diego
The group attends the Iron Man premiere in San Diego, but only Chew Dog, Space Boy, Corman, and P1 Jason 316 get in due to overbooking, while hundreds wait in line.
Ashley's Purse and Feet Debate
Ashley debates the guys about needing a rich status symbol coach bag, while the group discusses her feet with a protruding bone and whether she should get plastic surgery.
Greek Food Dislike
Danny insists Greek food tastes like dirt, leading to a debate about feta, gyros, and whether he'd prefer a gyro over a hamburger.
Lost Dog Call-In
A distraught woman calls to report her lost dog, but Eddie and Danny laugh uncontrollably and give absurd advice like checking the gutters and the Vietnamese neighbor's grill.
Breath-Holding Challenge
Ashley wins a breath-holding challenge against Corman and B-Rob (who was doing a jig), after David Blaine broke the world record at 17 minutes on Oprah.
Crazy Model Mother Caller
A psycho woman calls relentlessly wanting her 15-year-old daughter to be a model, posing her in a bikini, while Rude Dog calls in and they yell over each other on air.
Lyrical Gangster Mikey Singing
Mikey Esparza sings almost every song on Lyrical Gangster, particularly impressing the group with his Stayin' Alive performance, compared to gold bullion.
Most Expensive Comic Book Damage
Talon accidentally ruins a first-appearance Spider-Man comic (Amazing Fantasy 15) by dropping it in motor oil, worth up to $50,000, but his friend had it insured.
Mad Libs: A Page from a Girl's Diary
The group plays Mad Libs with random words including 'Danny baked' and 'oyster,' resulting in a hilarious diary entry read by Spaceboy with his new Ashley voice.
People mentioned
QuimbyDannyAshleySkyeEddieMikeySpace BoyCormanRobot HollywoodShoe DogJason 316PeachesMedicTZ
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This is the P1 Podcast for May 3rd, 2008. What's going on, you turkeys? To be here today, really excited. Aw, yeah. Man, so excited to be here right now. Yes! Are you excited to be here, Danny? Of course. Peace, boys, you excited? I am excited. Nerd, you? Yeah. The static don't even need to ask. I don't even need to ask you. I'm ecstatic. Yes! I am sitting up in my chair. You know what it's called? Crack cocaine. Try it sometime. It tastes delicious. It tastes just like chicken. So, it is the pod. God, I can't even believe we're here today. We have a lot to talk with and share about and just all around just hold each other's hands together as one because we're special people. Yes, hello. So, this week...
We have some stuff lined up. Oh, shut up. Give me a break. And we got a lot lined up today. We're going to be talking about the Mikey Show. Only the best morning radio show in San Diego ever. We are also talking about the P1Site.com. And we have a few other topics lined up for you today. We have a Mad Lib this afternoon. Hooray. We have some nerdy news. Very excited about. We also have Space Boy telling us all about the Hollywood Iron Man premiere. It's going to be real sweet. Real fresh. It's going to be nice. And last but not least, I will apologize today. I'm going to eat a big piece of humble pie this afternoon. And I just want Ashley and Skye to know, if you're listening, that I love you. And this is going to be the best apology you've ever gotten in your life. Do you have it written out or something? Not yet. I'm saving it up. I know, Ashley, that you're expecting it. You'll get it, girl. You'll get it. So let's just dive right in. How about it, Danny? How about it? Boys, you ready? We're ready. Ready? And Mikey Show, this week was awesome. Let's talk about it. Danny, why don't you kick it off?
I hate you right now so much. Danny, it's not her birthday today. It's not her birthday. Oh, Danny. Oh, Danny. Who the heck is that? I was calling to say happy birthday to P1 Sky. You are a loser. Remove that from your computer and from any records you ever have. Wow. That's sad. Danny, fail. That clip was pulled from last week. Yeah, two weeks ago, I think, sir. Sky's half birthday. Sky's half birthday, and I was in the middle of writing P1 Sky at PM, actually. Idiot. And I called in the show to wish Sky on the show a happy birthday. Half birthday. Yeah. So, you know, things get screwed up in your head, and then you say the wrong name, and then Ashley makes fun of you. Aw.
You feel like crap and you want to slit your wrist later that day? That's okay. Ashley made fun of you. Yeah. Did you hear her? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, she like mocked me on. You got it. Can we hear that again? No. One more time. Just one more time, please. I was calling to say happy birthday to Piyo Skye. Happy birthday. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is Ashley. Happy birthday, Piyo Skye. It's not her birthday today. It's not her birthday. It's hard. You're smart. Yeah, you are. That is the reason why I don't call in because I get nervous. A lot of people do. Yeah. Whatever. KP2, Danny. Shut up. So, yeah, that was my highlight of the last two weeks. Yeah, nice. Well, I think there was some fun stuff to discuss about the most recent week of the Mikey Show. Yeah, totally. I had a huge list. What happened on Monday? Kick it off, son. Well, we have Eddie going to a couple's party, or a couple's baby shower, which I never thought he would ever go to in a million years. As a fellow gay man. Eddie's like the man's man. He doesn't do stuff like that, but now that he's got Debra. Like every other man's man, they get married. Yeah, exactly, pretty much.
So now he's just another married guy. Going to couples' baby showers. That's right. And if you didn't listen, I don't know if you've ever been to a baby shower, but there are games you play. Fun little games where you get little party favors. That is disgusting. The game that Eddie participated in was to chug beer out of a baby bottle. Yes. Aww. So cute. There was something worse, though. There was something worse. Oh, really? They got candy. And they melted it and put it inside diapers. And you had to lick the diaper and guess what kind of candy it is. I didn't know there was licking involved. I love that game. That is the most disgusting, foul thing I've ever heard of. That is the best baby shower game. What if you got the diapers mixed up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's disgusting. It's like, well, this one tastes really funny. It's nutty. I've never seen a green candy bottle. That is gnarly. It's the new guacamole flavor. What is it? Gross! Snickers guacamole? Is this for the Three Musketeer mint? What is this? I'm disgusted. It's the guacamole corn flavor. Okay, moving right along. So, poor Eddie. He's a married man now. I'm sure we'll have a lot of...
A lot more great stories from him as a fellow married man. On Monday, they also discussed the shark attack that happened off the coast of Solana Beach. Solana Beach. And for Mikey, he was asking where it was. It's right before Seaside. It's north of Seaside. So right before Cardiff hits Solana Beach. Do you know where that is? Sure. Like that little state park with the huge... What? Cardiff's hitting Solana Beach? That's not really nice. If you're driving south on the coast, before... In Cardiff, if you're driving in Cardiff... You'll be stuck in sand if you're doing that. And shark. So, what happened? Well, I know what happened. What happened? Some guy got bit by a shark and he died. It's sad. He was a 60-year-old guy who was trying to compete in the triathlon, so he was training. He was a professor or something, right? And he was recently retired. I just thought it was really good motivation for the rest of the swimmers. Don't be last, guys. Don't be last. It's great whites out here. Don't be last. That's true. My dad, whenever we went camping, always told me.
If a bear ever comes up on us, I don't have to outrun the bear. It's got to outrun you. Yeah, that's basically it. But on a positive note, at least he died doing something he really, really loved. You've got to be something for that. Well, he was big into triathlons. But it's a bummer. I mean, it's rough losing any member of your family. I can't speak on that for sure. But he's... He's going to be remembered. A lot of people called in the show to say what a good guy you are. Yeah, there was. That was beautiful and touching. How about we turn it around? We kind of brought it down a little bit. There was a real question. I don't know. I think it's an easy question. Really? Well, let's see. Let's go around the group and let's figure it out. Would you rather be on America's Most Wanted or I shouldn't be alive? Disgust. I shouldn't be alive. Yeah, I shouldn't be alive. I think that's actually a quite easy question. Danny, how about you, sweetie? It depends on what show. Did they say you could pick your show that you would be on for I shouldn't be alive? No, it's just period. Do you want to be on America's Most Wanted or I shouldn't be alive? It's like, okay.
suffer, like, ridiculously for, like, a week or be on the run the rest of your life. Well, but they said, like, on the show, like, most of them. Just like you could be, you know, wanted by the law for anything. I have to say, I would rather be on. I'll take my chances with, you know, gotta be alive. I would have to be, yeah, it'd have to be shouldn't be alive because you know you're gonna live and you're probably gonna be looked on, like, as a hero. Then you can, like, write a book, make some money off of it. Meh. I'd rather be on America's Most Wanted. You guys all have a big attention whore. That's crazy. That's the best way to get attention ever. Everybody's looking for me. If you're on America's Most Wanted, it's not for stealing a stereo. It's probably for murder or something else that if you're running, you're going to go get the electric chair. I'd rather be on America's Most Wanted. If I could pick the crime. If you survive the electric chair, then you can be on. Sweet. I should have been dead. It's a free perm. Electric chair, free perm. I shouldn't be standing here right now. I should still be in jail. Don't drop the soap. Moving on to Tuesday. Tuesday was a very, very weird morning when I tuned into the Mikey show. Apparently, Eddie, he woke up out of a dead sleep. I mean, he was having an active dream, woke up out of a dead sleep, and Eddie was really weird. It was refreshing.
And scary all at the same time. It was crazy. He was using words like tariff. And he was like pretending to smoke a cigarette. Yeah, he was sitting there just pretending to smoke a cigarette. Everybody was tripping out. And then apparently Eddie shouldn't have coffee. Yes. And Eddie was saying, hey, let's get some coffee, guys. Yeah, he wanted to make a Starbucks run. Oh, yeah. Eddie wanted to get crazy. And I must say, his crazy. Really helped with him announcing the Iron Man fashion show. Yeah, it did. That was sexy time. This was sexy time. Iron Man fashion show was sick. They had a whole three people participate. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty ordinary. Yeah, sweet. But we had three contestants. We had P1 Robot Hollywood. They all did a good job. I think P1 Shoe Dog. And we had one of our friends. He was P1's face boy. Congratulations. Yeah, congratulations, by the way, because face boy won a trip to Hollywood. I heard it was P1 Kyle. Yeah, yeah. Why did they say P1 Kyle? He was in disguise. Yeah, he was in disguise. It's like Clark Kent Superman. Oh, really? Is that what it is?
He didn't want to know anyone who knows his secret identity. That's odd. Funny how he would use his real name for his disguise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His secret identity as his P1 name. It was actually my fault because I filled out the paperwork for Spaceboy, and it asked for his name, so I thought, oh, they want people's real names. So I wrote down Kyle Spaceboy McFarland. That's your real name. Kyle Spaceboy McFarland. Oh, McFarland's your last name? Yeah. Oh, my. I didn't know that. In relation to Todd? Actually, he's my half-brother, yeah. Oh, really? Real sweet. But the high point of that morning was having Quimby and Carly to help me get dressed. Oh, really? Yeah. I saw, I almost accidentally saw Space Boys bits and pieces. Yeah. Did you convince him? I told you to turn your head. No, wasn't that afterwards? Yeah, that was afterwards. That was almost afterwards. Because I was there, and I knew exactly what was coming, so I turned around. No, wait a minute. It's like seeing your dad naked. Did you convince him that the baby oil was essential to put the... Yes. That it would not go on correctly. Had to rub it in pretty deep. And the G-string was so you wouldn't shake. I bled for your costume. You did? Oh, what? Yeah. His Iron Man costume made me bleed my own blood. Nice. It was like sheet metal or something for your breastplate. I was covered head to toe in a spandex.
leotard. What did you have on your leg? Did it have a butt flap? I had freaking leggings. Without a dress. Yes, and I had on a Speedo, which the leggings were tied to, so it looked like garters. It was really sexy. Yeah, it was very hot. No pictures exist, thank you. The styrofoam diaper was a big hit. Yes, the diaper. That was awesome. I was telling someone that the joke's on you is that I was going number two while I was going down there. Oh my gosh. I think the highlight of my morning, though, is when Spiceboy used his CO2 pack and shot it right in Ashley's face. You know, honestly, I couldn't really see where I was shooting it. I knew I was shooting it in her general direction. I didn't know it was right in her face. Oh, I've never seen that girl jump so high in my life. Yeah, me neither. The look on her face was priceless. CO2'd in your general direction. Can that hurt you, by the way? What? CO2. Like what you did. If you're in a room with nothing of it. Maybe if something is in front of it, like a musket. A musket? Like a musket ball? A bullet? Okay, a bullet. Why? Because you have something that's hard and down a tube. Put some pressure behind it, it'll fire out. That's what she said. We can call it a gun.
I'm over here looking for your button to turn your microphone off. I can't find it right now. Well, it's okay to pick on them, but no. I get it. See, you're figuring it out. I see where the shit rolls downhill and stops at Corman. Bring it back, boys. I must say, though, the three guys who dressed up did a really, really good job. Yeah, totally. It was very creative, and it honestly looked like it took time. Although, Chew Dog looked like he was a player from Halo. The whole night I was looking at him, I was ready for him to shoot me with his plastic. or whatever the heck those stupid things are in that game. Energy sword, but it's okay. Sorry. Sorry, I don't play Hitler. Sorry, I'm not a nerd. What do you want from me? I'm Hitler. I am so random this way. Okay, with the Iron Man contest, I never really thought I was going to win. Whenever they announced it on the air, I text messaged Danny right away, and I said, oh, I'm all in on this. Yeah, you did. I don't know what you're doing over there. I'm just going to keep on going. Okay. But it's like, you know, me and Danny are a witness to this. You put in a lot of work. And, you know, sometimes people are just out there who you don't see coming who are better than you. So that's kind of how I went into this competition.
Well, the whole crowd, the whole seven of us that were there watching the show. I thought it was tens and thousands. It was a multitude of people everywhere. I had to say, though, you look the most like the actual Iron Man that is on the movie coaster. If I didn't know you, it doesn't matter. I still would have cheered for you. And the lights for your eyes? That was genius. You're a genius. You won because of the functioning. CO2 blast. That's just too cool. I'm all about it. You actually shot something out of your suit. Did it come out of his ass? I can imagine you taking off when you went home. You know what I mean? You flew home. I believe it. Yeah. I think Robot Hollywood's costume looked awesome, you know, in his idea of it. That was really cool. Yeah, it was. The camo looked really cool, but how can you beat a guy that actually builds in functioning work, you know? Robot Hollywood was the one with the duct tape. Chew Dog was the one with the halo armor. Which one was camo? The one that looked like halo. That's Chew Dog. Okay, I like that one. I think if he would have painted his armor, he would have won. Yeah. Totally. He would have taken the cake. His calves looked fierce. Awesome armor. Fierce calves. That was really fun, and congratulations. And a little later, Space Boy is going to share with us his Hollywood experience. Yeah. Because he's a famous person now. I am now, yes. But before that, there was something else the night before, right?
Oh, yeah, we all went to see the Iron Man premiere. Here in San Diego. Yeah, we all went together. We all got tickets from being at the events. Apparently some of us didn't arrive there early enough because there was literally hundreds of people waiting in line because what they do when there's a movie premiere in San Diego or anywhere, they always overbook it. But the media always gets first dibs because, I mean, of course it was the media to see it. So the only people from P1's site who got in there were Chew Dog, Space Boy, Corman, and P1 Jason 316. So how did you guys like the movie? Was it awesome or what? The movie was amazing. Yeah, it was great. The movie was great. Did you stay for the credits? I didn't know about that until yesterday. Well, I think a little later, Danny will share with us what the heck is going down. Don't tell me. I still need to watch it. I do, too. I want to talk about the most entertaining part of that whole evening. We were all standing in line, and we were watching Quimby and Mr. Quimby and Danny. And Quimby was wearing one of those.
What do you call those kind of shirts you're wearing right now? It's like a tank top. Okay, it's like a tank top. And it must have been really hot because Quimby has a sweating problem. So she was, you know, facing, you know, front and she was fanning under her arm. It was hot. There was a lot of people in there. And, you know, Corman... Got my attention and pointed toward it. So I looked over there and the woman standing behind Quimby had the most disgusted look on her face. I can only imagine what it was like for her. And she was a pregnant woman. Getting fanned in the face by Quimby's sweat. No way. She had her friend walk over and stand in front. Be a human shield. She was a human shield. Turned her back and just let the sweat build up on her shoulder blades. Whatever. That was like the highlight of her day. She could kiss it. Well, it was a fun night. We actually, the ones who didn't get into the movie, we weren't that bitter. We went to Islands and had some tasty treats. And then we went and saw Hound and Qumai. It was pretty good, but we don't even get into that. The rest of Tuesday, after the fashion show, Ashley was sharing with us on there about...
Her lovely boyfriend. Yeah. Talk about my boyfriend. And I actually was on Ashley's side because I have kind of some granny purses and stuff that aren't very expensive, and I love these purses. And I think I've seen one or two of Ashley's purses. They're beautiful. Great purses. My boyfriend wants her to have some rich status symbol coach bag. And I'm actually on Ashley's side. I mean, If you love somebody, you love them for everything they are. And her poor feet. Ew. I think that she shouldn't worry too much about her feet, you know? There's a protruding bone. What are you going to do? That makes her just that much more special. Exactly. I like it. It's okay. Ash, don't go and get plastic surgery on them feet. Love the feet.
And I'm sure as you and Mark continue on, and as soon as you guys have your baby, they will love you and your feet. Nine months? Very, very much. Be very, very nice. Like it. That was a very interesting topic. What did you guys think of it? Any thoughts? Are you guys not caring about purses? I don't know why they call a fancy woman's bag a coach bag. I think of a coach bag, I think of like bats and balls coming in it. No, coach is a brand of bag. People who care about material crapola want like a Coach or Gucci or Louis Vuitton. But I don't know. So stupid. I say, ladies, if you like your purse, have your purse. My favorite purse, which I get complimented on daily, which I have right here. Hey. How about today? People want to see it. It's a beautiful bag. This cost me an entire $8.99, and I'm complimented on it by strangers regularly. So, Ash, stick with your bag and stick to your guns, girlfriend. You can do it. You know, I have an interesting thing to talk about. When we all showed up for the Iron Man event, I didn't know how real that conversation was. And then I heard Ashley and Mike talking off the air, and apparently it was. Mike was telling her, you have to talk to your boyfriend off the air about this kind of stuff. You doubt what they talk about on the mic? Well, it's just like, hey.
Dadder? P2 Danny? Hey, I just... I wonder sometimes if, like... I wonder sometimes if, like, the boyfriend, like, Mark, doesn't really know, like... You know, she has the conversations on the air. Like, he's never heard of it before. That's how he finds out about stuff. That's so crazy to me, like... How would you, like, communicate with your spouse like that? Hey, you know, there's this awesome morning show called The Mikey Show on Rock 1, 5, 3. And, like, they talk about real stuff all the time. I know, they talk about real stuff. Can you believe it? I will kill any of you in trivia. Two or three of them on that show, too, right? I was calling to say happy birthday to be on Sky. Yeah. They have a girl named Sky on the show. Yeah, and you guys call me Sky Junior, I know. She's kind of a liberal. Danny is Sky Junior, as a matter of fact. No, I'm not, dude. Yeah, Danny believes that Greek food tastes like dirt. Because it is. Speak on it. Disgust! Okay, nobody has anything to say about it. Feta, let me just tell you, feta makes everything better. That's all I'm going to say about Greek food. It's tasty. The meat is so good, Danny. What? I don't understand what's wrong with you. Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? I just don't like trying new foods. Well, why?
Because it's just gross. You're weird and silly. I took you to sushi and you found sushi that you like. Talk about it. It was like one thing out of like the hundreds of things that you like. So a gyro out of all Greek food, Panikopita, Spicoli, whatever that food is. I think you would like gyros. You like hamburgers, right? Yeah. Well, then you will love gyro. It's like a hamburger times a million. And it costs a million dollars, but it's worth it. Yeah, I'll stick the cheeseburger. I'm going to force you to eat a gyro. I don't know. I sense a dare. Why are you such a big baby? I sense lunch after the P1 site. No way. We're talking. Yeah. No way. Come on. We'll buy you lunch if you eat a gyro. No. So, Wednesday show. Wednesday show is something weird. This lady called in. Poor lady. She was crying. She lost her dog. And you see, Danny's laughing. Eddie was laughing. And as I'm listening to this, I'm thinking, how are you going to call a radio show about your lost dog?
I mean, I feel for people who lose their dogs. If I lost my dog, Tina, I would shed massive tears. The first thing you should do is not call a radio station. Call, make a sign and go post it. Call Humane Society or pet shelters. I'm not an idiot. Mikey, have you seen my dog? Check the gutters. And if you're a true P1. Oh, that's sad. Check the 8 freeway. You heard me. Check the freeway. Look for free dog signs. Yes. Go to your Vietnamese neighbor's house. Find a replacement. Check their grill. See if there's anything new on the menu at Wong's. In Mere Mesa. Yeah. That's where I'm from. I know what's up with that. But if you're a true P1, if you're going to call a show and maybe cry, I'd think twice about it. Because Eddie's going to laugh in your face. Yes, and not because he doesn't like you. He just, he can't help it. I mean, he laughs when people cry. Oh, it's misery. I was listening to it at 2 o'clock this morning, and I was laughing my ass off in my room. I probably woke up people in my house. It's fucking hilarious. You're one person in your house? Yeah. Yeah, your dad? Yep. It's nice to always know Eddie's reaction on something. Oh, yeah. It's going to come. If it's at all sad and someone's upset, he's going to laugh at you. Yeah. No matter how.
miserable they are. Because it's retarded. Why would you do that? Well, anyone who cries in public. Some people call them for Mikey's show advice. You know, sometimes people get a little weepy, you know, because it's advice time. But like, if you're really just going to call a show because you lost your dog. Well, I guarantee he still laughs. He just might turn his head in. I would recommend taking a photo and hitting up your nearest Kinkos and start putting up some signs, folks. Totally. There you go. You know, common sense is hard to learn. Yeah. Oh, on Wednesday, I almost forgot. We should just call this the I Love Ashley show today. Yeah. Because Ashley won the breath-holding challenge. And the reason the breath-holding challenge is because David Blaine, on the Oprah Winfrey show last Tuesday, Broke the world record for holding your breath. 17 minutes. Awesome. He freaking knew. We had 17 minutes of life without David Blaine. That was like the sweetest. Think about it that way. Look at Corman trying to hold his breath. Look at him. Yeah, well, once he starts turning blue, I'm not giving you CPR. And I am CPR certified. But surprisingly, Ashley won. Congratulations, Ashley. Dude, that was crazy. She's a smoker. I know. And B-Rob's a smoker too, so.
But he was doing a jig while he was holding his breath. I can just imagine him in that little box he sits in. But Ashley, she's amazing. Sometimes she wins stuff that a lot of people wouldn't think she won. In addition to the car driving challenge, that was probably the best day ever in America. But hey, Ashley, congratulations. You can hold your breath. And thanks for yoga. Sweet. Sweet. So, oh, and Wednesday. You want to talk about this? I don't want to talk about the topic because it's controversial for some people, but I was just really excited because on Wednesday we had a crazy lady finally call in for the first time in months. Yeah! That lady was psycho. She was psycho, creepy, weird. She wants her daughter to be a model. Danny, stop scratching your groin. I'm not. This woman. Wants her daughter to be a model. So she took a bunch of pictures of her 15-year-old in a bikini. So wrong. We're not going to jump into that, but she wouldn't shut the hell up. That's crazy. I wish I knew exactly what Mikey was saying to her, but it was pure radio gold. She wouldn't shut up. And then somebody, some man called in. Was it Rude Dog? I think it was, actually. And they just got.
into it. It was beautiful. Two callers on the Mikey show talking over one another, yelling and screaming. This woman just wanted to be like, hey, I'm unique and I'm special and I take nasty pictures of my little 15-year-old in a bikini. Hey! Depends on how she's posing. What? Well, I heard she was laying down spread eagle. That's just wrong. I don't think anybody should ever do that. She was on gymnast ring. Gross. Let's move on to Thursday. Thursday was a pretty interesting day because Sean revealed to us. What is it? I missed this. Okay, Sean wears gloves to pump his gas. And he apparently when he went to the gas station this time. They didn't have gloves. And it's a specific gas station that he goes to that specifically provides them with gloves there. And so he got into his car, drove to like a 7-Eleven or something, bought gloves, and then came back and pumped his gas. And now he's stoked because he has permanent gloves so he can pump his gas wherever he wants. That is so weird. Who does that? Who does that? Why are you scared to hold the pump? What's going to happen? This guy over here. It sort of makes sense, but... Danny!
What is... You won't hold the pump either? Can you explain to me why? What do you mean, why? You wear gloves when you pump your gas. I don't wear gloves. I'm not that gross, but I do use, like, the paper towels. And, like, today I bought this Purell, which you people can see on the webcam, because they didn't have towels, and I had to touch the pump. Wow. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, back this train up. Hold the boat. What? I'm so frustrated and exhausted by this. Why? What's the deal? Why can't you touch the pump like a normal human being? Because it's freaking disgusting. It smells like crap, and you don't know who touches that pump. Some guy can scratch his ass and then go up to the pump and then grab the handle, and all of a sudden you come up and grab it. Now you have ass germs on your hand.
Really? So do you never touch door handles or anything? I try not to, actually. Okay. Do you touch the escalators? Like rails? Lately, I haven't, actually. I've been really good about that. Because they don't wipe that shit. I know they don't, and that's freaking disgusting. How do you dispense the paper towels from a public restroom? Oh, okay. I actually have a system about this. Oh, my God. There are some bathrooms, specifically the one here. Not automated. From Space Boys. Yeah, I know. From Space Boys House. We actually have to grab the handle. So you grab the towel that you dry your hands with. And then you keep it. And you open the door. And then you basically have to throw, like, the towel. And then book it out the door before the door closes on you. Wow. Most doors, though, don't have a handle. So I just punch it with my elbow. I don't use my hands. I use my elbow to push out. On most things you push with your elbow? Or my forearm. So your elbows are probably just full of germs. Possibly. Might as well put Purell on those now. Sure, why not? But it's not my hands. I'm not eating with my elbows. And I'm not touching my face and my steering wheel and making food. Danny is like Skye and Sean put together. He is like if Skye and Sean decided to have a baby.
His name would be P1 Danny. Yeah, it would be P1 Danny. Here we are. I'd like to add Danny, too. Congratulations, Skye. You just had a baby, and you didn't even have to go through labor. Congratulations. P1 Danny from P1Site.com. Yeah, loser. And Sean gets the child that he never wanted. So congratulations, Skye and Sean. Sean has some pretty good ideas about some stuff, dude. See, he's listening to his father already. How can you even walk out your front door in the morning? I mean, how can you even face life? What do you mean? Germs? You're supposed to have germs. Like Purell kills the germs that is supposed to be on your hands. No. Your body is supposed to have bacteria. No. Yes. No. Yeah. Yeah, Danny. I don't want my freaking hands having gasoline germs on them. Well. Gasoline germs. Gasoline. Not only are they germy, they smell like gas. Gosh. Okay, P2 Danny. What kind of germs do you think live in gas? So, moving on. Lyrical Gangster on Thursday was quite possibly the highlight of my week. I wish we had audio of that right now because Lyrical Gangster was probably the best it's been in weeks. In weeks. You know why? You know why? Because the great man, Mikey Esparza, he sang. He sang almost every song on that Lyrical Gangster. It was good. It was real good. Did you hear it, dude? Did you hear it, Spaceboy? Yeah, Spaceboy. You, over there. Hi. What'd you think? Don't talk to me.
Did you like that? It was cool. What song did you like the best that he sang? You can't do this to me. This is the part of the podcast where I start cutting. Edit, edit, edit. No, Stayin' Alive was the best. Oh, man. Oh, man. When Mikey starts singing the Bee Gees. That was awesome. His voice. Oh, man. He is gold. He is golden. He's like gold bullion. This guy wants to put them in a little box. Say, you're my gold bullion singer. He's got the perfect voice for it. He's good stuff, dude. There was another song. Was he singing the Eagles or something? It was on the best of this morning. I missed it. Oh, he just. Mikey, I wish I could be just as great of a singer as you, even though I am an awesome, awesome singer. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's so good. I can hardly stand it. I mean, I sing everywhere I go, just like B-Rock.
He revealed to us on Thursday that his brother actually won't talk to him when he sings. His brother actually gets mad at him. And I'll share a little with you about P1 Quimby. Mr. Quimby, God bless his heart. He's a sweet, sweet man and puts up with my beating face every single day. And whenever we're in the car and a song I like comes on, I just start belting it out. And he immediately changes the station. How about you? That actually was a random talk this week. Yeah. Do you sing in the car, Corbin? Uh, no. Anybody in your family that you can't see in it? My daughter. Oh, she's totally...
Yeah, but it's horrible. I'm calling CPS on you. Save that clip and send it to his family. I'm sorry. It is. It's horrible. I love my daughter. I'm going to come and rescue your whole family. She likes to throw in any word even if she doesn't know the song. Randomly makes up things. She is awesome. She's a little girl after my own heart. Yeah, it's horrible. You're horrible. I'm making a phone call right now to CPS. Your kids are going to the Lipinski Center. Done. Done. They're going to find parents that love them. I've seen a kid go to CPS today. I don't want to see it. Whoa. We'll get into that momentarily. And, oh, on Friday, can I get some, like, exciting, like, happy music right now? Because the women, the women, won Battle of Sex. Yes, yes, yes. And who cares? And it was very controversial. It was very, very. No, either way that question would have went, it would have been ugly. If they had given it to Rob, it would have been ugly. They took it away from him. It was ugly. It was ugly. But it doesn't matter. No matter. It's the women one.
Battle of the Sexes. Let me give some props to Chantel, Ashley, and Skye. Way to pull it out this time, girls. I love you. And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever doubt you again. Ever. And momentarily... So what else is happening, Dan? I'll have an apology soon. But if you lose next week, I'm out on you. No, no, no. I'm never out again. Just wait until the apology, and I'm sure you all love me again, and we'll be BFF and friends in 08, and we'll be cool again. And what did we learn from the Battle of the Sexes this week? Be as much of a beating as you can so you can win the game. That's it. There you go. Well, it's true, though. They asked the name of the girl who designs the clothes from the hills, and it's her full name. I agree with Sky on that. That part. Because with Lamb, it's not just Gwen who designs the clothes. It's Gwen Stefani. And anybody who watches The Hill, you know her name is Lauren Conrad. That's why they call her LC. Duh. Okay, well, fine then. How many times have you heard Conrad, though? The thing is, okay. Lots. Lots? I don't watch The Hill. All over TV. The last couple weeks, the questions for the guys have been a lot harder.
Then they have them for the girls. Good, because the girls had really, really hard questions a few weeks back. Like who announced the 1980 Winter Olympic game where the U.S. hockey team won one hard question. That is really, really, really hard. There have been a lot of hard questions to the girls. So I think it's equally balanced. And it doesn't matter who wins each week. Somebody's going to cry and pitch a fit. So whatever. Way to go, girls. You go, girls. Are you seeing the girls cry and pitch a bit when they lose? Is that what you just said? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Wait, wait. I don't think I fully heard the question. What is... Hey, I didn't really listen to Corman because, I mean, I never listened to Corman. Hey, that's beautiful. Hey. Hey. No, there's no boys club here. I'm the only girl here. I have to represent the women somehow. You did very good. Well, I try, okay? I try. And let's see. Oh, lastly but not leastly, there was another really great random debate topic. And it was how...
What's the most expensive thing you've ever damaged? Have you damaged something expensive? And Eddie went into a great story about how he ruined his mother's Mercedes. Yes. And to this day, I think he said his mom probably has reservations about him driving the car. Well, actually, if you listen to 28 Hour Show 2005, she actually beats him up about that. Oh, my gosh. And they never went into the story. So I always knew about it. But when he told the story, I was dying because I had already heard about it. Mikey Show Gold yet again. Has anybody here in this room, though, have you made a very – have you ruined anything expensive? I have. Oh, really? I actually caused a – well, about a five-car pileup. What? Well, do you want the honest to goodness story? Or the I'm older now and I should cover my track story? Give us the honest story because we're all about honesty here. Okay. I was before the military. I was in my early 20s. And I was a stoner. Big time. So here I am. I was a big time stoner. And I was driving to...
a friend's house, a couple hour drive, and I'm on a major stretch of highway in Florida, and it's a two-lane highway, and one lane is actually closed off. So all traffic is bottlenecked into one lane going for miles and miles and miles. So you're trying to light your bong with one hand and steer with the other? No, no, let me finish the story. It actually was, I thought, a sweet gesture. I just unfortunately ruined a lot of other people's day. Oh, no. I am high. Stone, just... Listening to my music, driving down the road, and I see this car from a distance, these two old people in the median, trying to get in our lane. And they couldn't because no one would let them in. Everybody was just packed in going about 30 miles an hour. So I decided I'd be the nice guy and stop traffic and allow them in. I guess I stopped a little too abruptly, and those cars behind me weren't expecting it. And I looked in my rearview mirror, and I saw a bunch of... dust and metal and noise and and cars rolling up over each other's hoods and i looked at the old man that was like waiting for me to you know that i was about to let in and he just looked at me like thanks and took off and you just kept on driving and i drove full up in front of him you only met him all i did was
slow down and stop. They were obviously not paying attention, I think. I don't really know. That's pretty expensive. I looked back on that and was like, you moron. I was very much a moron in those days. Oh, man. That's bad. Well, we had another. I still feel bad about that. Way to go, Stoner McStoner. Yeah. Good job. That was a long time ago. I don't do that anymore, so. There was one guy who called in who said his friend caused almost a million dollars worth of damage at the Chula Vista golf course. Great. Skrill. Love it. Brutal. And Talon, our friend P1 Talon called in. Talon apparently accidentally ruined. A very, very, very expensive comic book with the first appearance of Spider-Man. Is that when he fought the Omega-3s? No, but, well, I don't know. Is it Omega-3s? Are they comic book heroes? It's actually one of the old school comic book films. Yeah, very, very old. Right there after 3D Man. Amazing Fantasy 15. Exactly. Well, he dumped, from what Taylor said on the radio, he dumped the comic book in motor oil. Dropped it.
Oh, that's brutal. No, no, no. Corman said he's collected comics before. Yes. Me and Corman are the big comic collectors on the show. I'm sure you know how much that hurts. How much was it worth? It's probably about $15,000. It's expensive. It depends when it was and what condition it was in. It's one of the most expensive comic books ever. Which comic book are they saying? Amazing Fantasy XV. That's the first appearance of Spider-Man. Yes. Depending on the condition of it. Yeah, it's... Or upwards of $50,000. Well, fortunately... That's ridiculous. Fortunately, Talon's friend had the comic book insured. Thank God. But can you imagine just how crappy Talon felt? You can't have... And then his friend just like... See, insurance on that is... That's nothing. Like, you say that, like, oh, thank God it was insured. It's not a car. You'll never, ever replace that. You'll never, ever be able to buy it again? No.
Really? Because, I mean, back when original comic books came out, there was so few of them actually made, and so few people thought they would ever be worth anything, so no one took care of them. No way. So to ever find one in a decent condition, from the Silver Age or the Golden Age, is worth so much money. So you get the money that it's worth, but you don't get the... comic book itself. You're not going to be able to find it. For a collector to have that, it's way more than just a book to them anyway. It's way more than an insurance policy. Well, they're out there. You can find them, but it's going to cost you. Not in good condition. For instance, I want to buy an X-Men number one. I've been looking for a while. Even to get one in crappy, tattered condition, that's barely recognizable. You're still spending $500. Dorks. And they'll never be comics worth what the... the Golden Age comics are worth now. Well, I hope that nobody on P1's site photoshops a picture of Talon and Spider-Man with oil. Whatever you do, please don't do that. Talon already feels bad enough. Please, no photoshopping. What kind of oil? Motor oil. But please, no, yeah. Good one. Good one. No photoshopping, please. Please.
But overall, it was a money week of the Mikey Show, folks. I say let's give them a round of applause. Yes, yes, yes. Go, Mikey Show. Go, go, go. He needs to interview a little better. Yeah, it's the dog pound. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Woof. Woof. We're going to dive right into one of our weekly, or weekly, bi-weekly, whatever. One of the normal things we do here on the P1 Podcast. This week, we're doing Mad Libs. Yay. Again. And this week. We picked not the actual real person, but by a vote, we picked the character of Ashley for Mad Libs this week. And so what we did this week, what we're trying to do is incorporate you, the P-U-Ns, a little more often. We started a thread. And so I would like to thank Peaches. Well, P1 Peaches, P1 Medic, P1 TZ, what up, what up, P1 Greg, and P1 HB for going into the thread and giving us some adjectives, nouns, and verbs for helping us and assisting us with Madeline this week. So what we've done is we have three bags. One bag has nouns, which Gorman has. One bag has adjectives, with nerd has. And Danny... Verbs.
And Danny has the verb ending in I-N-G. And they're going to pick them at random. So the title of this week's Mad Lib is called A Page from a Girl's Diary. So we're going to go ahead and dive right into this right now. So, Nerd, are you ready? I'm ready. All right. We first need an adjective. So bring it. Bring it. Yeah. Super. Super. All right. We now need another adjective, please. Hurry, hurry, fast, fast. Don't slack or I'll shoot your face off. Like your armpits? Sweaty. Sweet. I have so much in common with Ashley. It's weird. Can I get a noun, please? Yoga. Yoga. Sweaty yoga. Can I get a noun and just put an S on the end of it? Smart.
That's how Ramsey would spell it. Another noun. You're on fire right now. Boyfriend. Another noun. Pacific Beach. Another noun. Oh, faggot. Oh my god. It's one of the best. sound drops ever. We also need drum roll please. We only have one. A verb ending an ing. It could be everything. Baking. Baking. It's the best thing she does. Alright. Adjective boy. Bring it. Classy. Classy fun. How about another noun? Bikini. This goes back to the old days before Ashley is the wonderful person now. Another adjective, please. Blonde. Blonde. So she was a horrible person before? No. She just liked to drink. And she put some pictures up on MySpace. Yeah, but let's not go there. That was in the past. We're moving forward. Can I get another noun, sir? Another noun. How about cakey? Nice. Love the cakey. First one to say it. Pick a male in the person.
A male and a person. Okay. Male and a person. I suffer from dyslexia. Just pick a person in the room with a male name. Say the name. Say it now. Fast. Danny. Danny. Danny. We're talking about a person in the room next year. What the hell? I need one more adjective, please. Oh, and I'm upset for not understanding that. Nice. Danny baked. And finally, please, can we have our noun? Danny followed by baked. Last noun would be oyster. Oyster. Oyster. Yeah. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Madlib here. Why don't you pass this on down to Spaceboy? We took a vote this week, and we think that Spaceboy has the best Ashley voice. And it's not going to be the old drunk Ashley voice. It's actually going to be the new Danny Zuko boar rat Ashley voice that I really, really like a lot. I will not be making an appearance. All right. So here we go, ladies and gentlemen. A page from a girl's diary. Go ahead. Hold on. Oh, we're having just a little small technical difficulty. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Go ahead and kill the music, me boy. Kill the music. Water bandit. Here we go. Here we go. I still want to do the old Ashley voice. Do whatever Ashley voice you want, man. Just keep it funny. Here we go. Oh, it must be funny. Take two. Action.
This is a super entry in Ashley's diary. Dear diary, the day I saw him again, when he looks at me with those sweaty eyes, it makes my yoga go pitter-patter, and I feel as if I have smarts in my stomach. I think he likes me because he asked me for the boyfriend when I was standing next to him in the Pacific Beach. I just had to hear his... faggot again. So I called his baking machine and left a classy message. I hope he doesn't recognize my bikini. He is such a blonde cakey dear diary. Now he's telling them to laugh away from the microphone. Ah, gotcha. I'll cut this. Don't worry about it. His name is Danny and I live in hope that someday he will realize how baked I would be for him.
And that I am the oyster he has always been looking for. I love you so much. Boyfriend, way to go, Spaceboy. You do a lot of good voices. And yes, we did pull back the curtain a little bit. This may be edited. We agreed to laugh away. Remember? Music levels. We don't want them too high, so... You mean volume, but it's okay. Whatever. I'm dumb. I don't know why they picked me for this whole thing. No one said no. I concur. I hope you liked it, Ash. And now, finally, all week, Spaceboy, I have been, well, not all week, because you went there on Wednesday, but ever since Wednesday, I have been dying to know what the heck happened up in Hollywood at the Iron Man premiere. Spaceboy wouldn't tell any of us until today, ladies and gentlemen. So, if you didn't already know, Spaceboy won the Iron Man costume contest. And his big prize was a trip in a limousine up to beautiful, smoggy Los Angeles to the Man Chinese Theater for the Iron Man premiere. Faceboy, congratulations. Please, share with us your Iron Man premiere experience. Please, let's hear about it. First of all, congratulations. Okay, so what happened was we had a limo up there, right?
So we got in the limo. Having a hard time getting out of that. So it was just us two. I thought it may have been other contest winners from other stations, but it was just us, me and Space Girl, drove up there. And it took a while because it was rush hour traffic, but we got up there with probably 15 minutes to spare. And so we roll up, and there's 1,000 people there. I'm not kidding you. There's so many people. Paparazzi everywhere. So we get in the line for will-call tickets, and we... basically walked down the red carpet. Oh my gosh. Oh, really? It was pretty cool. Did you pose for the paparazzi? No, they weren't interested in us. Was this P1 paparazzi? Was he there? I actually did see him there, yes. He had the biggest camera. So there were two red carpets. One of them was on the inner track, right next to all the media, and then the other one was the outer track, which is where all the people like myself walked. So we walked down the path, and we were in a kind of a holding pen. And we were right up toward the front door. So we got to see all the celebrities come in. It was a really cool experience. Who'd you see? We saw Vince Vaughn. Nice. This guy's huge. He's like 6'5". That's what she said. No way. He's big. He's a big guy. Let's see. We saw the Jonas Brothers. Oh, my God. Yeah. We saw Angelina Jolie's father.
Oh, John Voight. John Voight, that was his name. We saw P. Diddy. He walked, like, right next to me. I got a couple good pictures up on P1. I'm sorry, up on MikeyShow.com right now. And the highlights of... of the whole experience was seeing Billy Corgan. My Smashing Pumpkins man was there. Oh my gosh. Walked right past me. You're a Pumpkins fan? Yeah, a little bit. Really? I couldn't tell about all the Smashing Pumpkins stuff everywhere. Look in this room. Yeah, so we were all led into the theater, but the general public, like myself, contest winners, whatever, they separate us from the stars. So yeah, it kind of sucked. I was hoping to just be in there. Were you hoping to hold Billy Corgan's hand? Whisper sweet nothings into his ear. Maybe. But yeah, we were in our own theater. It was still cool. Me and Space Girl were in two seats by ourselves. You know how different theaters have different layouts? Yeah. So we were in two seats by ourselves, and they gave us free popcorn and drinks and stuff. Oh, that's nice. It's pretty cool. Lucky. Right on. Yeah, free food. Free food, everyone's on board now. Did you? It was sweet. So yeah, we saw the movie, and it was getting late, so we just called the limo guy. He came and got us, and we...
got back about 12 30 in san diego wow wow that's really cool congratulations you're a beautiful person inside and outside any shenanigans in that limo drive That is top secret information. Is it P1 Outer Space Girl now or what? Oh, my gosh. Hello. She was playing with the space junk. Hello. Well, I'm glad you had a good time. Did the booster separate in orbit? I don't know what to say to that. Ba-dum-bum. Ba-dum-bum. Ping. I just hope you had a good time, buddy. If any of you would like to see Space Boys pictures from the Hollywood premiere, they are up on Mikey's show. And do we have them on P1's site as well? Nope. I haven't been fortunate enough to get those pictures yet. That's cool. Hey, give some love and traffic to MikeyShow.com. Make sure you're reading those blags and go look at the Facebook pictures. He got really close to P. Dizzle. Yeah. You know what? Did he smell good?
He was surrounded by a couple of very, very large black bodyguards who I wanted no part of. So I'm like, you know, whenever he came toward me, I kind of went back a little bit because I don't want to give them a reason. That's right. Mo' money, mo' problems. What's up, man? No, no, but like that guy rolled up, walked onto the red carpet, and I'm looking at this guy. It's freaking P. Diddy, man. This guy is multimillionaire. This guy can get anything he wants. This guy can probably buy an island. And so, you know, I'm looking past him at the building across the street. 50 feet, 75 feet tall, there is an ad on the side of that building, which is a full body shot of P. Diddy advertising his new cologne. Wow. How must that be? Walking out of your limo, turning around in downtown L.A., and looking over there, you're 75 feet tall, and you're like, hell yeah. And you just walk past all the blinking lights and walk into a premiere. Yeah, and it makes sense that P. Diddy was there because Puff Daddy was in a Jon Favreau movie. It was Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn. It was the movie about the boxer. A lot of people didn't see it, but Puff Daddy played one of the boxers in that movie. So that made sense why he was there. But did he have some bling-blow on? Oh, yeah. Really? Was it shiny? Yeah, it was cool. And beautiful? I like it.
He was dressed in white, and his two guys are dressed in black. Oh, nice. Well, you're almost gangster. Like, just your vicinity. Gangster by association. Gangster. You're gangster. Well, thanks for sharing with us, Spaceboy. I'm really excited you won. It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. I'm very happy. Yeah, you deserved it. You deserved it. I should have went with you because I bled, but your wife, you know, she's a pretty awesome lady, so I guess I'll forgive you for that. It's all good. So, well, folks, I don't know if any of you were listening to the show this week. I'm about to get real serious right here. Last podcast, I may have said some disparaging words towards Skye and Ashley about the performance of the Battle of the Sexes. And today, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to eat my big fat piece of humble pie. And I want to tell Ashley and Skye This week called in open phones because I just wanted to know why Skye will eat green bananas. I just want to try Calpico. She brought in the email and said I was apologizing in advance in case they heard the show. It's hard to know that I ate my foot. I opened my mouth and I put my foot in there. So here we go. I'm going to make a grandiose apology and I hope that we can be BFF.
Friends in 08 or 09, whatever you decide. The choice is yours. So here we go. Dear Ashley and Skoy, I first of all want to tell you that I am a jerk face and a loser and a stupid, stupid human being. I am very, very, very sorry for saying that you guys are retarded and dumb. I'm really sorry. I was frustrated. Hurt, Dad. And what's the other one when you're angry? Fear. And I was fearful. I was hurt because I want the women to win battling the sexes every day. I was sad because I felt as a woman that we should win everything. And I was... What's the other one, Danny? I forgot. I was fearful that you guys may have to do some kind of a stunt because you lost. Well...
That's not an excuse. I love you, Skye and Ashley. You two are wonderful, wonderful women. You are shining examples of women in radio. I wish I could be as cool as you guys, and I suck. I'm a loser. I'm a freak. And I will never say anything bad about you guys ever, ever again. Never, ever. And I'll be for real, okay? Women power. Girl power. You guys are smart. You guys are stupid. I mean, what? No, I didn't say that. Please edit that out. I mean, I am stupid. I, P1 Quimby, I'm stupid. I'm a jerk. Wrap it up, B. Wrap it up. Way to go, by the way. This is a great apology, so we'll be wrapped up. Great apology. I just want you guys to know from the bottom of my heart, of my cold, evil heart, because I talk crap. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry, and I hope you two can forgive me, and we can be friends again. Thank you very much, and have a nice day. Bye-bye. Yay. Wow. That was a moving. Bowel movement? Yes. She can get a part on days of our lives. Yeah. Dude, I seriously get dumb. It's real. I want them to be friends. Oh, that's totally not real. It's not? No.
Those are crocodile tears, buddy. Okay. Okay. Okay, well. Oh, you know what's next? I'm really, really excited. I'm really excited because you know what's next. Oh, yeah. She does a podcast naked. I have to talk. Thank you very much. Sure. It's a curtain. No, no, no. I'm dressed. Hi. They're filming her. My grandmother has a chair with that. I hate you guys. Well, you know, talking about not liking you guys. Wait, that's not a good segue. Forget that one. What? You want to talk about some cool stuff that I know nothing about? I like to swing it over to nerd for a little nerdy news. Oh, what? Okay, calm down, Quimmy. All right, we got...
Yes, I am cool. I know I am. We got two things. Just two things. The first one that everyone has been waiting to hear. The Wii pole dancing game is going to come out. It was approved. All right. Corman, you're set. Sexy. Yeah. You going to practice on that? I already do. Oh, well, damn. Are you my private dancer? I just wish firemen would slide down my pole. Oh. Hey. Oh. Why don't you elaborate a little more on this wee pole dancing, please? What do you think it is? It's just basically, um, you get a peekaboo peekaboo is, uh, peekaboo? Peekaboo pole dancing sells actual, uh, you know, home kits for pole dancing, you know? Peekaboo! What? Yes. You're joking, right? No, no. If you go to peekaboopoledancing.com, you can get your own original pole dancing kit. OMG. And now they're going to hook it up to the Wii. It's awesome. Oh, really? Are they marketing this towards 13 and 14 year olds? No. But I mean... Is it going to get an M rating or anything like that? Of course. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. What has the world come to? Straight on the heels of Wii Fit.
Hustlers are going to start selling video games. Nice. And like last time, we can have Wii money so we can make it Wii Reign. Yes. Awesome. That is crazy. No, that's awesome. Okay. That's awesome. Well, different strokes, different folks. Yeah. You want to try it out? I'll buy it for you. Really? Yeah. You want to buy it for me? That would be a hell of a show. That's pretty gay. Okay, really? Well, I'll IMU later, okay? It'll be our little dirty little secret. That every P1 is going to know about. Oh, whoops. Hey, guys. Just kidding. I'm actually buying it for Corman. Yeah. I don't want the straight pull. I want more of an elbow. Whoa. Let's get drunk. Let's get naked. WTF? And the second thing is Woot.com if you guys haven't heard of it. It's an awesome site. W-O-O-T dot com. If you love deals on electronics, gadgets, and all that nerdy good stuff, they have one deal a day that updates 10 p.m. our time, 12 p.m. Central. And just go to Woot.com and you'll get these rocking deals. For example, an iPod Touch 16 gig just sold out.
$289. No way. What? I paid $420 for mine. $420, bro. He must have been stoned by that. Here's the cool thing. Every month, on a random day of the month, they will sell a random bag of crap. Okay? And what's in this random bag of crap is three things. It can be just random things like... Like crap. An empty box. A Snickers bar and a diaper? Yeah, a Snickers bar and diaper. But like, one person in whoever... I can't even talk. One person, whoever buys these random bags of crap, will get like a huge prize. Like one person actually got a Nintendo Wii. And how much are these bags of crap? Three bucks. Three bucks. Three bucks. Yes. One person actually got a big screen flat TV. It's done on eBay all the time.
What? This. Woot? No, no, no. That type of thing. They sell it as a gift because technically they're not selling you anything. But, yeah. That's cool, though, because one person gets a big idea. I've seen them do that for charities or events or things like that, raising money, and they got the gift bag of crap. It happens all the time. You might get something, you might not. Okay, Quimby is lost. Okay, wait, wait, wait. This is what I'm hearing. I just pay $3 for something. A random bag of crap. And then I may get something worth $3 or something else. You'll either get like a digital camera bag and some batteries and a poster of something you don't know of. Yeah. Or you can get some weird swap meat market toy. Swap meat market? I didn't know they had swap meat markets. Swap meat toys. Let's go, Danny. Or a can of soda or something. Just random stuff. Bring your Iron Man costume. But out of all those people who buy it before it gets sold out, someone will get something huge. Big, yeah. Like PS3 or... Sign me up. So what's the deal? Do you have to sign... I bookmarked this site already. Yeah, you have to make an account, which is free to make an account. Okay.
Question? Yeah, Danny has a question. Do you buy the item on their site, or do they give you a coupon? No, you buy it straight off their site. They're the actual people who sell this stuff. How can they do this? iPods are like $400. They do it because they can. It's legit. I've bought stuff from them. That's so crazy. Like my printer. Corman, what do you got? I call bullshit. I doubt anybody wins the Wii. He just cussed. Oh, you're fired. Somebody push the dump button. I think it's fabricated. It's like the person who gets Boardwalk and Park Place in the McDonald's Monopoly game. You never see them. They don't exist. So are you saying the discounts aren't real or the grab bag is what they get at the end? The big gift you get. Oh. I'm willing to pay $3 just to give it again. Yeah, definitely. I'll take a can of soda and a poster of something I know nothing of. That's fine with me. I don't know any of this. I'm just playing. That's really interesting, nerd. That's cool, baby. And one last thing for Nerd News. Bring it. Mario Kart for the Wii. Oh, yeah. I haven't bought this yet, but I kept reading reviews. My opinion is it's that it's Mario Kart with a Wii wheel. Nothing new. Yeah. I've heard via P1 site, which we may talk a little bit about later, that...
The steering wheel thing equals fail. That's what Charles said. It's just too hard for him. Aw, Charles. Where do you work this thing? I don't know any of this. Go ahead. No, the Wii wheel. It's a cute function feature. And, I mean, if you're a hardcore gamer, you want to just plug in the old school GameCube controller and play like that. It gives you more of a response. Yeah. And if you're just a casual player, then the Wii Wheel's fun to use. And, yeah, it's not really that big of a deal. It doesn't really add much. I mean, hey. Is it hard? Is it just as easy as Mario Kart and the Nintendo 64? Yeah, it's just as easy. You still need to jump. Yeah, the B button, you can just jump, and then you can drift, you know. Oh, so you use the remote, like you tilt the remote to drift? Yeah. Well, you press the B button to jump, and then you turn to drift. Yeah, yeah. On IGN and other game websites, they say that the GameCube controller is still the best. Nice. I'm sorry, I just sounded like the most uninterested person in America. My bad. Greetings and salutations. I know some people out there.
Internet Radio Land. Thanks for wasting my time, nerd. Yeah, thanks. Can I get those five minutes back? That'd be awesome. No, you cannot. All sales final. All right, and last thing. Sorry, last, last thing. Corman wanted me to talk about Rock Band for the Wii. Thank God. Yes, finally. It's coming. Not sure when. Get a PS3 or Xbox 360. I don't have money for a new system. Yeah, so if you've got a weebie, you've got to be able to play it. But when it comes out, I'm so, so going to get that. That sounds really cool. Wait, so what else? Do you know anything nerdy, Gorman? Yes. What is that? This guy right here. Yeah. P1 Nerd. Aw, you're so cute. Cut it out. Yeah, cut it out. Anyway. And back to you. Okay, back to me. Wow. Yeah, that was the worst nerd news ever. Well, speaking of things that I don't care and I hate. Hey, Danny, why don't you go ahead and talk to us about P1. P1. P1Site.com. P1.
P1, P1Site.com. Danny, hey. Really need to get a jingle. Yeah, we do. How was, tell us, can you get a jingle? Danny from P1Site.com. Danny, hey. Hey. So, Mr. Administrator of the site. Yes, ma'am. How's the site looking? Are we getting, are we getting more hits? Are we getting more traffic? What's up? Yeah, we're getting more, they've been plugging the show a lot lately, which. Well, of course they plugged the show. I'm sorry. They've been plugging the site more lately on the show. Aw, very nice. Which is pretty cool. So if you guys are listening, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, so we've been getting a few more users on the site, and we got a couple new this week. Bauman is still, or I'm sorry, Woods is still a highly active member on the site. Bauman got banned. We already established that. Aw. Don't bow and bow. I talked to Woods last night. Did you really? Yeah, he's really cool. No way. Are you kidding me? Not on the phone, but on PMs. Oh, really? Yeah, he's cool. That's real sweet. Yeah, yeah. Here, here, here. Here, here, here. Real sweet. So, tell me, sir, what have been the hottest threads of the week, yo? Well, let me ask you guys. I was up until 2 a.m. doing some show prep. Yeah.
You guys haven't been on the site today at all, have you? Not today, but I was there last night. What time were you on? I was on last night from about 9 to 10 while I was waiting for Mr. Quimby to come home from work. Okay, so then you saw this. We were blowing it up last night. Right? It's like the old days of P1 site. Yeah. Wait, before you say anything, Arturo Fuente's back. Hey! Welcome back, P1 Arturo Fuente. Hello! Okay. He's on AM right now. I'll talk to him. Oh, sweet. So... So, L.A. Mom started the Friday Night thread, which she started, let's see here. What? She started at 8 o'clock, and in one night, it went to 21 pages. No way. Damn. Because when I left, we were on page 5 or 6 when I said goodnight to everybody when the boo came home. Yeah, it was like, it was L.A. Mom, P1. Little psycho girl and JD basically just talking to themselves. Wow. And it went to 21 pages. I jumped in there for a little while when I was doing my show prep. But, yeah, it's pretty much them three. What time did the thread stop? Let's see. Three. Wow. 3.56. At 4 o'clock in Insomniac Central. It's crazy. That's like the old days of P1 Sight. Do you guys remember, like.
And Photoshop and all those. Photoshop, L.A. Mom and J.D. and Coke used to all get on there, the three of them, and just go back and forth, back and forth all night. It was actually pretty interesting reading. Yeah. So I got to go back and read this. Wow. 21 pages in one night hasn't been seen on P1 site for the last four months. That's really, really cool. Really cool. So, yeah, that was cool. Hey, last night there was also SoundClip post, which was fun. It was fun. Was that the one where they're asking, like, What are your favorite jokes? Yeah, just to speak. Speaking only. Yes. Sound bites from the Mikey show. So we went on for a little while. How much longer did that continue into the night? How many pages is the sound clips page at? Do you have to do? The sound clips is now at four pages. That's nowhere near as hot as Friday Night God. Not at all. That's pretty sick. What else, according to your numbers and statistics, is happening? Well, there's the topic where they ask what kind of, what song is the one that makes you tune out of Rock 105.3. Oh, do any of you guys have a particular song, nerd, Corbin? Song, band. Which one? I don't remember what it was called, but they used to play it all the time.
And Missy. Which one? Oh, it's driving me nuts. Sing it. Like the beginning, the guy's talking in a really horrible voice, and he's going, hello, me. It's me again. Oh, yeah. What song is that? I need that one. Who knows? I can give you my two. What are they? The first one is, headstrong, take on anyone. Headstrong, I'm gay. This is my blood. That song makes you want to shoot. dirty needles into my eyes. And the other song that makes me turn off the radio, and maybe some of you might hate me for this, but I hate... How can I do when I'm so far away and offer you to stand back into my face? Hi, we wish we were Alice in Chains. How are you? Oh. Dude, Danny, Spaceway, do you guys have... Yeah. I'm gonna barf. Any of the rock songs that sound the same. Really? The ones that are just like noise. It's noise. Okay. I don't know the names of the songs because I can't understand what they're saying. I don't know any of this. What about you, Danny? I'm sure you have one. Mine's very controversial. Oh, I know what you're going to say. What is it? You suck, by the way. Yeah, Metallica. What is wrong with you? Just Metallica of the song? Metallica of the whole band. The whole band. I hate Metallica. That's like saying Ashley's allergic to Mexican food.
Do you realize that? Yeah. I have no opinion. I just generalize the entire band. You're the worst. That's ridiculous. I hate Metallica. You've got to be more reasonable than that. I hate Metallica. I can understand not liking a song. You just got low in the BFF reiki. You suck, Danny. Danny, you're the worst. Metallica's good. Yeah, whatever. Why don't you like Metallica? What is it about it? Tell me now. I want to know. I've never dug them, and the people that listen to them are just, I don't know. So now you're blaming the people. Yes, the people. The people? What is it about the people? I don't know, dude. I'm just not a fan. I'm not a rock listener either. I don't listen to Rock 105.3. And Danny does not have testicles either, FYI. I just wanted to throw that in there. I want to freaking squirt Purell in her eyes. Uh-huh. Really scared. Okay, well, let's. I hate your answer to that, so let's move on. I know. I'm sorry. I used the H word. My apologies. I told you. It was going to be popular. Oh, but the overrated bands thread. Your talk sucks. Happy birthday, Sky. Some people can get their feelings hurt as they go in the overrated bands part, so I'm not going to go. I'm not even going to touch that with a 10-foot stick. Okay. Anyway. Lincoln Park in there. Moving on. Oh, I see what's on your computer. Can I talk about it? Can I speak on it? Whatever.
So we are going to, a couple weeks back, they made a huge announcement that they will be having another P1 sticker strike down at Qualcomm Stadium. Yeah, y'all. What's up now? What's up now? We talked about it on the last podcast. I hate you, Spaceboy. Sorry, I used the H word again. You, too. Both of you are, like, on the bottom of the BFF list, okay? So, back to what I was talking about. So, it's going to be the Sticker Strike tailgate, and it is official, ladies and gentlemen. We're tailgating the Sticker Strike this year. Yes. All right. I'm so stoked, dude. I'll suck it, suck it. It's a week from today. It's going to be so, oh, my God. How crazy is that? That is crazy. It's going to be rad because we're going to have an RV down there. Yeah. And P1300. We're going to bring all the downed RVs. We're going to grill some Johnsonville Brats. We're going to have a good old time. Watch the NASCAR.
I might bring some Budweiser, too. We might have just a great old time. Don't forget your Confederate flag. Yeehaw. You sound like that car dealer from Cal Worthington. Go see Cal. Go see Cal. Go see Cal. We can load the couch up from my front lawn. And we can have a wagon wheel. We can just have ourselves a little coach, a little, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Danny, didn't we hear that the P1 site members, whoever's going to the IHOP? Oh, yes. Let's just clarify. At 7.30 a.m., or if you care to be there a little earlier, but officially at 7.30 a.m., we will be meeting at the IHOP next, that is near Qualcomm. And please go to P1Site.com if you need info about this. It's all posted there. Get all up in there. There's the directions and everything. We will be meeting at 7.30 a.m. at IHOP. And Danny found markers that are the kinds you write on your car windows with. So, yeah, P1 Sky, the real P1 Sky made a recommendation. Hi, it's a P1 Danny. The real P1 Sky made a recommendation that we should put our names, P1 Sight, and anything we want on our window. So when we roll in the sticker strike, we're kind of recognized as a group. Yeah. Awesome. So we got markers so we can draw windows. Yeah, I'm going to draw Panda. I can't wait. If you don't get your markers, you can just use soap.
Bar of soap works. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's actually what dealerships use is just bars of soap. Really? Yeah, but if you want to get creative, Danny has colored markers. Yeah, he has colored markers. I wouldn't use scented soap, though. Yeah. Well, let me just reiterate. If you're listening to this podcast, you're not a member of P1's site, and you still want to meet up with us, feel... Free. It's just we kind of like – some of us just want to be like – A group. We want to be recognized as a group. We want to be a group, you know, and we want all of you to have a lot of fun. And it's fun to write on your car windows little phrases you like. Yeah, totally. Because just imagine if somebody who's not going to the sticker strike sees this. You, the listener, can be helping market for the Mikey Show. Hey, it all works, you know? Yeah. We're all one big happy family. So bring it on. Be at the IHOP at 730. Even if you're not going to eat or just the parking lot is pretty much a central place. IP1 Quimby will be leaving that parking lot at about 755. I'm not even screwing around. You're such a bee. Yeah.
I'm picking up Joey Tata super early in the morning. Going to drag that kid down to IHOP, and it's all good. We're going to have a little time. You will be dragging him down to the IHOP. Yeah. I'm going to be dragging him down the hill from his house because he just lives right there. So, hey, bring it on next Saturday from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sticker Strike. And when you roll through with your car, you are guaranteed a prize. Yep. Guaranteed. So, please go to MikeyShow.com and P1Site.com and all the info is there for you at your fingertips. And one last announcement from me, personally, is that the week after the sticker strike, Wally World will be performing at today's pizza in Encinitas. In Encinitas. Big venue. I cannot. Wait. Okay, let me tell you this. Go ahead. I called to get the time that Wally World was going to be playing. Yes. And I expected them to not know what I was talking about and just be like, oh yeah, that band's going to play. So I called and some girl who sounds like she's 10 picked up the phone. And I asked her about the show that's going to be happening. Blank my blank and blank you. Oh, Danny.
And so I asked her about the show that's going down on the 17th. And she turns around and she's like, oh, Wally World? And she's all excited. Dude, he has fans. It was so funny. And so, yeah, it's going to start at 10 for UP1s. Oh, my God, Wally World? Yes, of course. Oh, my God. Exactly. I'll be there right after church. I'm going to be there. It's going to be so funny. Have you seen pictures of this guy, by the way? No. No, yes, I have. I found him on MySpace. OMG. He's got the crazy hair metal band. It's all frizzed out. He just walked out of the 80s. Really? Is he graying at all? He's old. Wow. I can't wait. And we put that up in the announcement section. So if you would care to go, just say hey so we can look out for you when we're there over at today's pizza. It's going to be so much fun. I can hardly... I can't control my horny level. That's how excited I am. Anything else, Dan? Uh-oh. Yeah, here we go. What? Do you have any idea what that is? Oh, did you guys find Wally? I found his website. It's funny. When you Google Wally World, it's wallyontheweb.com. Is that it? No. No? No, it's wwrock.com.
Okay, I googled Wally World, and the first thing that came up was Walmart. Yeah, that's what I call Walmart in my personal life. WW what? WWW, people. What are you, retarded? WWRock.com? I believe so. WWW.Rock.com. What copy is it? Wally World. You know, Wally World was also a destination in the National Lampoon's summer vacation. Oh, why can't I think of that word? That was... Hilarious. Every time I think of Wally World, I think of John Candy with a gun to his head riding a roller coaster against his will at Wally World. What? Yeah. I guess it's something else. I'll probably post it on the site. I can't find it right now. We'll post it for you guys. Don't you worry. If we can't find it now, never fear. We have two nerds here. It is hilarious. Has any of you guys ever seen the Sgt. Pepper's album? No. I do not know what that is. Oh, my God. I've seen it. Thanks for making me feel very old. Congratulations. Wally World, I've seen on the website that Nerd had up that they had remaked that cover. Oh, nice. And, you know, that's like one of the most famous album covers ever. It's a Sgt. Pepper album cover. I love Wally World. That's pretty good. I like that. What the hell is this? I love it. Oh, my gosh. Say Wally World. Yeah. We're going to go down there as a group.
We don't know if there's any age restrictions either. I don't think so. It's a pizza place. Wally's on the web. Bring it on, people. Let's go and show Wally some love. Let's give it to him. Oh, I've heard this. This is the first movie I saw boobs in. What is this? Vacation. What is that? Chevy Chase. It's called National Lampoon. Green and Brown Station Wagon. Going to see Wally World. Dead Ant on top of the car. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. You don't even know who you're the gamer. You ever seen Vacation? Have you seen National Lampoon's Vacation? It's not even called Vacation. It gives a full title. National Lampoon's Vacation. It's during Chevy Chase. Beverly D'Angelo. Isn't there, like, Vegas Vacation? Yeah, that was, like, three. Well, you need to watch it, Danny. I don't know what's wrong with you. You need to get it. So, any...
Another hot topic? No. Oh, are you mad? If you want to talk about it, please feel free. I was just thinking of time constraints and whatnot. No, we're good. We can take a vote right now on the air. No, we're good. No? Hey, are you going to get all mad? Here we go. www.rocks.com. I'm a racist. I'm sorry. I don't care if you're Mexican. www.rocks.com. Name Danny. Avila. Don't you dare. Oh, give me a break. cut it ew okay we're looking at a picture of wally right now and he looks like dude we're probably gonna edit this out we can talk about the porn if you want i just gotta pass a note from quimmy did you write this with your feet i can't read this we're about to have a fight on the show how long has the podcast been going this part will be edited out yeah for those of you on the live stream how long have you been going Long enough. Oh, my God. Oh, shut up. I just wonder how long we're going. How long is the Quimby Show going? It's on for one hour and 30 minutes. Okay. That's awesome. Yeah, it's going really long. Listen, if you want to talk about it, talk about it. Dear God.
Danny is a creepy pervert, and he wants to talk about porn all the time. Danny jerks it every day, and he don't even care. I might want to cut you a little. He thinks about porn every single minute of the day. Completely shaved in his private area. Blank my blank and blank you. Keyboard protector. I got one. Already looking at one on eBay. How is it even possible to have... I can't control my horny level. Well, that's a whole other topic in itself. The whole cyber... Sexual contacts. What? Weird. Computer. I said computer. Yeah, that was really funny, Danny. You're good. You're good. No, if you want to talk about it, please feel free. I'm just thinking of time here. But go ahead. What happened this week in your porno thread? What are you talking about? Everybody lied. What are you talking about? Every single guy on the website lied. You think about porn when it's over. No, you don't. Dude, Joey Tata, P1 Joey Tata said every guy on there is lying. Why? I don't think I even replied. No, because if you see something visual, you'll think about it unconsciously. It's not like you're thinking about it 24-7. That is what a girl does. Guys, don't do that. You can't control your subconscious mind if you're just sitting thinking about whatever the day and the porn you watched earlier just happens to pop in. I'm not saying it's a problem. I'm just saying that's a bunch of BS that you don't think about something you watched earlier in the day. You don't. I can't explain it, but you don't.
Well, according to P1 Joey Tata, who I love you and you're the best, all of you guys are liars in that thread. Dude, dude. I'm going to back up Danny on this one. Thank you. Thank you. Once I'm done with that porn, I'm done with that porn. Thank you. I fundamentally disagree with you, but let me just say this. You don't? It probably depends on how shocking it is. What? What are you looking at? I'm not even going to mention because it's too bad. It's very popular. Two girls. Shut up. One cup is bookmarked on your browser. Let me just for a moment, as the only woman on this show, I mean, it's not because I'm a woman. I think this, okay? I've seen porn before, and, like, later in the day, maybe you happen to think about it, but not, like, you're obsessing over it. I'm saying if I watch The Office in the evening, later on that evening or the next day, I'm going to think about that episode of The Office that I watched. Yeah, totally. Okay? So I'm not saying that you're constantly thinking about a porno you saw, but you think about it. if you want to watch it again, right? I'm not watching the porn for the plot. No, I'm not saying for the plot, though. If you see a scene that maybe was particularly interesting to you, somebody has to back me up here. I'm just saying, I see things everywhere all through the day. Okay? Porn, TV, movies.
listen to music, you still think about things that you saw throughout the day. You guys are not thinking, you're not hearing me. I'm just saying, you think about certain things you've seen through the day, like for a millisecond. We're gonna have a fight. Guys are hornballs, period. Guys think about sex more times during a day than... I mean, I took classes on this. You men will see a hole and immediately you think about it. If you took a class on it, then obviously you know what I'm thinking. But I'm just saying. I have a degree in male psyche. There are people out there who obsess over porno and have a problem. They will diminish relationships. They become unsocial. Men? They will throw money at porno. Men and women. Oh, okay. Okay, but I'm saying if you see an image in the day, like on the internet, that's not even porn. I'm talking about anything through the day. You're going to think about it later. So what? Why are you so ashamed? You don't think about it. That's like, okay, nerd. Do you think about it later in the day? Yes. What? See? See? I think you guys are just embarrassing. The problem is you're generalizing it with all men. Each men are different. No, I'm saying men and women. If I've seen a scene.
Maybe. Not everybody looks at it the same way. There's no way. I believe Danny when he says he doesn't. I believe nerd when he says he does. Anything you've seen walking around during the day, like when I leave, I might think of this P1 site poster, or I might think of Space Boys, like, smashing pumpkin stuff. For, like, a brief second, it doesn't mean that I'm thinking about it all day long. No, no, no. Okay, well, that's not what I'm talking about, though, because the reason this subject came up is because Mikey was talking about porn, and the reason it came up was he said that men think about it constantly the rest of the day. And that's not true. I think you should pull the clip on that because I don't think he said those words exactly. I think that's what you heard because you're offended because you watch porn. No, it's not that. Trust me. We're space line over here shaking our heads and we both heard it and he's the one who listens to it the most. It's not that. Yeah. Well, I'm sure space we can pull the clip, but like, yes, anything you see, you're going to think about later. It's the human mind. That's the way it works. I mean, fine. Call me a beating. I'm a beating. I'm a jerk. I'm a drama mama. Whatever. You know, but I'm just saying the mind thinks about things it has seen throughout the day. True. But in Mikey's case, he thought about it all day. Yeah, exactly. He became a problem. He put a stop to it. Mikey was addicted to porn. Yeah, it's not a thing where I think about it later during the day. Only alcoholics think about drinking all day. Exactly. But I'm just saying another man told me that all of you guys in that thread. Only OJ thinks about beating a white woman all day. Cool. And we're.
There are two guys in front of you here telling you that that's not true. And there are a couple other guys who are saying that it is true, that you just happen to think about it. For them. Nerd and Tata have said, you know, yeah, it just like pops in your head, but it's not something you're thinking about all day. She's obviously not listening. I love your face. What she hears, what we say. Yeah, exactly. That's pretty much what it is. I'm a psychology major. I can figure it out. Yeah, that's right. I can. How much college have you had, loser? What? Oh, thank you very much. I wasn't paying attention, sorry. Yeah, it's okay. As long as you didn't hear it. She said that she respects your opinion. Oh, really? Yes. You're a good person. You're respectful to the media. Oh, okay. Man, this got juicy. Someone's going to get shanked. Uh-huh, I'm so scared. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You're a pretend Mexican. Never mind. Oh, wow. I'm getting out my shears. Oh, give me a break. This is funny. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you through your hood. Yes. Wow. Wow, that was pretty controversial. I'm kind of glad we brought it up. You're a retard. Good job. Yeah, way to go porn. Anyway. Oh, my gosh.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's almost 1 p.m. I think it's time to wrap it up, B. I'm ready to go watch some porn and think about it all day. I've been thinking about that through the whole podcast. Oh, man. Well, you can catch the P1 podcast on iTunes now. You can catch the P1 podcast on P1site.com. Yay! And I think the live stream for TZN Noobs. Hey, hi, guys. I hope you had fun. Arturo Fuentes is listening as well. Oh, hi, Arturo. Hello. Awesome. We don't see. We'll see. They always slip out. Hi, everybody. I'm disgusting, and I'm a beating, so. This is our Atra song. There's no time. I have to go. It's 1 o'clock. I'm sorry. Danny wanted to talk about Iron Man. This movie's going to be number one forever. I wanted to talk about it so Eddie could hear it about what happens at the end of Iron Man. Can I read it in my two months? Eddie at KYZ.com. Just kidding. You can PM him. I don't want to hear it. Is anybody dying to hear it? Call him Monday, man. Yeah, call him Monday. Danny hates all of us now. Danny could do this for like...
Hours and hours and hours and hours couldn't you? Danny hasn't left since last time. I know. Danny's just been sitting here in the same chair talking to himself, eating. His ass is actually attached to this chair now. I heard a story about that a couple weeks ago. It's like a cypress tree. That's so gross. Oh, my gosh. Well, you know what? It's time to wrap it up. I just want to say I love, love doing this with you guys. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so glad I'm friends with you guys. And a big thank you to everybody who's in the chat room, watching the live stream. And a big thank you to any and all of you who listen to this podcast, who subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. We love you. Thank you. BFF, never going to die forever and ever. Amen. Hey, you guys have a great week. We'll catch you at the next podcast. Take it easy and light.