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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 9
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Sky's sunburn storyBoy Blunder's bear encounterPimp My PuggleMikey Show Questionnairetrust and teamworksurvival scenariosmikey showsunburnurine remedybear storyboy blunderpuggle
The cast first revisited Sky's infamous sunburn, including the desperate remedies she tried and the urine treatment her mother administered after calling a nurse. Producer Rick then defended his old Scout story about sleeping through a bear licking peanut butter from his face while the group tried to expose it as an ever-growing tall tale. Ashley's puggle Sammy briefly became the target of jokes before the Mikey Show Questionnaire dominated the hour. Mike, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley and Boston Rob argued over whom they would trust as partners, coaches, advocates, emergency helpers and survival allies, with most choices revealing as much about the cast's grudges and running jokes as their actual abilities.
What happened, in order
Sky's extreme sunburn
Sky defended the shooting pain from her supposedly second-degree sunburn while Mike and the others mocked the remedies that culminated in her mother pouring urine on it after a nurse's advice.
The peanut-butter bear
Boy Blunder, now producer Rick, retold how a bear allegedly licked peanut butter from his face at Scout camp while his friends drove it off with pots, pans and whistles.
Pimp My Puggle
Ashley brought in her chubby puggle Sammy, prompting seal and badger jokes before the cast introduced a planned 'Pimp My Puggle' bit.
Who would Ashley cheat from?
In the Mikey Show Questionnaire, the cast debated academic credentials before learning Ashley would copy Sean's homework because she considers him a genius.
Ashley's Amazing Race partner
Ashley chose Eddie over Sky for The Amazing Race, arguing that four years of working side by side had made her and Eddie a dependable team.
The ghostwriter lookup
Ashley admitted she first had to look up 'ghostwriter' and then picked Zeth because his blog convinced her he could write an honest autobiography about her.
B-Rob's triathlon coach
Boston Rob selected Eddie as his triathlon trainer because Eddie would push him through hard training and refuse to let him quit.
Sky for the defense
Boston Rob chose Sky to defend him against a false criminal charge because she can argue a point relentlessly, though the others joked that her certainty exists mainly in her own mind.
The giant-nail emergency
When asked who should remove a giant nail from his body, germaphobe Sean picked Eddie as the least squeamish person he could still trust.
Delivering Sky's baby
Sky chose Ashley to deliver her baby away from a hospital, reasoning that she preferred a woman and that the very clean Sean would refuse to touch anything.
Survivor strategy feast
Eddie said he would take Sky on a Survivor reward because winning over the group's biggest schemer would gain an ally and stop her plotting at camp.
Wilderness rescue captain
Mike picked Sean, not Bear Grylls fan Eddie, to lead the group out of the wilderness because Sean watches nearly every survival show and is unusually good at figuring things out.
People mentioned
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Otherwise, we'd have him. Well, I don't think Dr. Feingold is practicing anymore. Oh, no, Sean, because he's dead. Thanks. Wow. Well, that certainly brought the room up. Yeah, way to go, Sean. Sorry, Dr. Feingold. Well, what happened was... Ironically, he died of food poisoning. How weird. Not true. It was actually food coloring poisoning. All right. Oh, it's so hilarious. Great one. Well, anyway. There's more to the story? Well, I was working with Sky at the time. She came into the studio sobbing. And I said, come on, don't over-dramatize this. Don't exaggerate, bro. Seriously, bro. Come on, what's up? Seriously. What's up with this story? No, no, I'm not exaggerating. Sky came into the studio that I was in. I was doing some production work. And it was right before the shift. And she said, listen, I can't go on the air with you today. She injured? She sick? Like, what's going on? Nope. She said, I can't come into the studio with you today because I've got a second-degree sunburn.
This is not even close to what happened, by the way. Sky, what really happened? Well, we were working all day and then went out for a lunch break. We were working all day? Okay, I was working all day. Mike came in at one to start doing the stuff that we would do because I worked in the office as well. Went out for lunch right before we were going to go in the studio. Exposed my sunburn to the sun. When I got back to the studio, it started feeling like shooting pains were going up my back. Yeah, you got a sunburn. No, no, not like an ache, like shooting pains, like pinching nerves going up the back. Like when somebody touched it, you go, ah, ooh, don't I have a sunburn? No, touch had nothing to do with it. It was like shooting, like it was swelling, so it was pinching my nerves. A sensation of heat, like a hot sort of feeling. Like I'm feeling that right now. I think I have a second degree sunburn right now because I'm feeling the effects of the heat outside. My skin is sensitive. I got to go home. So I was trying to tough it out.
I was trying to tough it out, and then I started scratching it because I thought, like, that would help. And then that made it scratch a sunburn. Because it was like this tingling shooting thing going up my back. And so I, like, I just wanted to make it stop, you know? So I even, because you know how there's, like, soundproofing on the wall? I even started, like, rubbing my back up and down the sound. If you have a sunburn. I had never experienced this kind of, like, pain before. Like, I just wanted something to make it stop. It hurt so bad it was itchy. No, it wasn't itchy. I was trying to, like, make the shooting stop. Then I went into the kitchen at the station and tried to put myself in the fridge. Make a tourniquet. No, I tried to put myself in the fridge, and that didn't work. And then I had co-workers pour water on my back. That didn't work. You know, it hurts, but it feels so good. She had co-workers pouring water on her back. Yeah, I was in a little ball, and they were pouring water on my back. She was in a moral position. And then I finally said, I should probably just call it a day. I should give Mike the notice. So she comes in, she says, listen.
I have to leave. Yeah. Okay. And I said, why? She says, man, I've got this really bad sunburn. I said, well, how bad are we talking? She said, second degree. I did not say second degree. Because I didn't know it was second degree. She didn't know it was second degree yet. She said, listen, I don't know how bad this sucker is. It'll be life-threatening. But I may not know. So she drove home, and then what? Well, no, no, no. She couldn't drive. What? She couldn't drive. Wait, she couldn't drive? No, she couldn't drive. Mike. She called her mother. Mike! That's just... No, she was what, 14 at the time? No, of course. No, no, no, no. She was a 22-year-old woman, adult woman. Wait, 22? And she called her mommy? 22-year-old adult woman she called her mother. That doesn't compute. From what I understand... Hello, Eddie. From what I understand, she said mother. Hello, mother, it's me. Who? Your daughter, Skye. Shouldn't you be working right now? Well, mother, I shan't work anymore because... You shan't? I shan't. Yeah, because that's how I talk. I've got a second DeGras sunburn.
I got a Gavin DeGraw sunburner. I have a second DeGraw, mother. A second DeGraw. That sounds awful. A second DeGraw sunburner. If you wouldn't mind, please come fetch me forthwith. So her mother came to the station, picked her up, and brought her to her house. Now, they didn't know what to do. They tried everything. Ice. Pouring water on it. Scrubbing it. On the air. On the... noise-canceling stuff. I don't. Soundproofing. The soundproofing. Oh, okay. And so they didn't know what to do, so they called the Kaiser helpline. Yeah, that was my insurance at the time. That was their insurance at the time. Sounds like a very serious situation. That is correct. And the Kaiser... They probably said get some aloe vera. Yeah, you know, slather some... Well, obviously, I had tried that. Some coolant on there. You guys think she hadn't tried that yet? Of course she tried that. Vicks or something? She'd already tried that. So she asked the advice nurse. What else is left? Yeah. What shall we do? Ugh. And the advice nurse told her what anybody would do with a terrible sunburn. Hmm. What? What would that be? Pour urine on it. Mike! Okay. Hold. Mike! Hold. That can't be right. Oh, it is right. After she stopped laughing and then she said, what do I really do? Yeah. Right? And they said.
What you really do is pour urine on it. For a sunburn? Wait. Did you just say pour urine on it? You shan't be serious. I can't. Please, grow up. What are these Gestapo tactics? What is this? This isn't some German internet film. Well, they always say for a jellyfish sting, you know. So you're comparing. I am not a jellyfish. A sunbird. Well, I'm just saying. To a jellyfish, Dean. I'm just saying it has medical purposes, you know, so I didn't think it was that crazy. Oh, my. I didn't think it was that crazy. Did it work? So they did it. Yeah. Mission accomplished, right? And relief. Instant relief. No, not instant relief. Okay. It didn't work. Wow. My. So now she's got a smelly sunburn. Yeah. This is ridiculous. Right after asparagus night, too.
Sky just gave me a look. That is disgusting. Robert. Sky just gave me a look. You guys never heard that point? Is this what we're showing to the listening audience? I think we need to play a legal ID. I think we need to get the questionnaire. I think we need to move on. What is that? We do have to get to the questionnaire. Someone leave the door open. Would someone mind leaving the door open, please? Please. Oh, I better close this. No, please don't. No. Oh, no. If you like the waft, you can. Enjoy. Could you open that more, please? Just a bit more. It won't go any further. I mean, it's wide open. Would you mind removing the door? You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Oh, you feel better now? That's ridiculous. San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. I'm not. The word of the hour is four. Four. Oh, okay. I was going to say four? Four. Mike. I'm telling you. Stop it. Look at this. What do we got?
It's a fisherman. Gravy Beard is in the house. An appearance from Gravy Beard. A fisherman's here. Oh, he is gorgeous. Hi there. Still doesn't comb his hair. I love it. It's the best. What do you mean? This is combed. Dude, what's wrong? What happened? It's called the screenwriter cut. I love it. Wow, you are so adorable. I love it. Gosh, thank you. You have women just beating down your door? Not even a little bit. Are you kidding me? No. You need a house in Malibu. Dude, you are so nice. I do need a house in Malibu. Yeah. And a personality. Oh, no. You're perfect. Are you drunk? I'm a little sun sick. I was going to say. Heat stroke. Wow. I haven't heard you guys compliment me in a while. Fish, make them stop telling the sunburns. I feel like a bear in the woods, I tell you what. For those of you that don't know that story. That wasn't cool. Why did you just do that? I didn't do it. You did it. All I said was the sunburns. Wait a second. What are you talking about? I was coming in. I was listening to the radio magic that this was, and I haven't heard the end of the story. Oh, how dare you? We got 20 more hours of radio magic to come up here, so you just all... I mean, it's not even on the show, and you're going to mock it. Hang on a second. What is Eddie talking about, Mike? What do you mean? The bear story? He said something about a bear. I don't know, a bear? Oh, you haven't heard this story? I thought we were talking about the sunburn. Let me share what the bear story is. I really don't remember how this goes. Uh-uh.
I'm drawing a blank. I tell you what, maybe we save it until he comes on and we start doing the flashback. Well, no, because that's not going to be until tomorrow, right? Maybe we should tell the story now. People are dying right now. Can't we tell it twice? It's kind of a 20-hour show tradition at this point. That's not really cool. It's true. It is. Well, Boy Blunder used to work on the Mikey show. That's true. Now, he doesn't go by Boy Blunder anymore. He's now a producer. Is he producer Rick? They're trying. They're trying their hardest. The afternoon show. Yes, they are. Well, they're professionals. They get it. Yeah, he's on the afternoon show. He's on the afternoon show. And they want to call him Boy Blunder, but he didn't want to do that. See, when he went to the afternoon show, they sold the naming rights. To him. To him. To a human being. Yeah. Well, it's a startup company. Little mom and pop we work for here. Yeah. So they had to find some money. They had to make money wherever they could. And so they called him Budweiser until. It's only because Summer's Eve couldn't afford it. They weren't able to fork up the dough. I still would have been on the air every day. That's right. I'll be honest. So as it turns out, Budweiser bought the naming rights to our friend Boy Blunder. Well, anyway.
He used to work with us, and he told us a story one time about one time when he was a kid, he went camping. Fun. How old were you? I must have been... Four or five? No. I was probably 14. Yeah, you were 14. Yeah, I was about 14, 15. That's the first time I've ever heard. I don't think you've ever asked me that, honestly. Never heard that. Because I've always just said I was in the Scouts. 14. Every single time we tell. I was 14 and in the Scouts? Every single time. There are a lot of kids. Every single time we tell the story. I'm an Eagle Scout, man. That means something. Yeah, it sure does. Oh, man. Greetings. No girls. Also in the marching band. It's a boy's state. It was not the march. So he went to bed that night as the crow flies. Oh, so he's boring. So the way the story goes is that apparently when he went to sleep, he had some food all over his face. Peanut butter to be specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all in his beard.
I said it might have been a 14-year-old beard? Wow. When you go camping, you don't really have a lot of options to eat out in the wild. You look like Kenny Rogers. No. So he went to sleep. He fell asleep. He had peanut butter in his face. Oh, that's weird. It's tiring. So apparently when he fell asleep, he's just eating it right now. When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? Yes, he does. Was he eating it? Was he eating the peanut butter from the peanut butter tree? Is that what was going on? It stuck to the roof of his mouth. Well, apparently while he fell asleep, apparently while he was sleeping like that, a bear. There's no need for sound effects. A bear crept out of the woods. That sounds horrifying. That's right. And because the bear could smell the peanut butter, the bear went up to Boy Blunder's face and started to eat his face. No, he didn't eat my face. That's terrifying. What everyone thought was just a simple black bear. Come out of the wilderness that day. Oh, my gosh.
Turned out to be something far more sinister, you see. Oh, no. If he'd been there alone and on his period, he'd die. But luckily, this Eagle Scout wasn't alone. Oh, good. Who's with him? He was surrounded by a group of friends that luckily had earned their Puma badge by this point. Puma badge. Puma badge. Luckily, the vaunted Puma badge came with a certificate. Certificate taught these young children. When I say children, I mean 14. Tweens. Taught these woodsy tweens how to fight off a black bear. Oh, what do you do? Well, his resourceful friends said, what shall we do? Shall we start yelling and making noise? And they said, no, no. We'll do far more than that. They grabbed themselves some pots and pans and, as the story goes, began to bang the pots and pans and blow their rape whistles. Wow. Rape whistles. So what do you do when you're in the woods? You take along a whistle. But you didn't wake up when a bear was eating your face? He was not eating my face. He licked my face maybe a couple times. I don't know. And that doesn't wake you up?
Well, some would think that this is a far-fetched story, except for the fact that there were 12 witnesses. Well, at least 12 kids told him that's what happened. So he never saw the bear? He never, actually. I did see the bear. Oh, now? Yes, I did. Are you kidding me? Ten years later, he saw the bear. You're the worst. Ten years later, he saw the bear. Yeah, he did a slow dance with him. Yes. No, it's just after I got... Yeah, dude, he's a rug at my house right now. After I got woken up by all the commotion and everything, I'm up. Yes. Get out of here, Bear. Hey, Bear, that's our head. Stop eating our friend. Hey, Rick, don't wake up. Hey, get out of here, you bear. Oh, that peanut butter looks delicious on his face. Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys, don't wake him. Now that the bear's gone.
Just let him sleep. Okay. After I woke up after the commotion, I was like, hey, what's going on? What's going on? I was like, there's a bear, and there was in the camp, and he was licking your face just now. And they were like, and I was like, that's crazy. And no. That would be a 14-year-old. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What, are you cutting the spot right now? No, the Scout Masters. It's not just crazy. It's insane. It's far-fetched. Yes. It's crazy. A lie. A tall tale. But it's also called not true. No, it is true. That's the thing. It's true. It's what they call in the Scouts a prank. No, it wasn't a prank. You know how I know. This story does get better. Every time. How many times have we told it? It's more enjoyable than the last time we told it. I cannot wait until next year. It's going to be spectacular. I'm just saying. I don't want to wait. I want him to tell it all over again when we're done here. And then a gator showed up. Can I please finish? Please? By all means. The Scoutmasters brought us all together and we huddled together during the rest of the night. That's not true. For what? Warmth? Yes. Well, that and the fact that there were bears around our campground. This perverted Scout leader said. Oh, wow. We must all gather together. He forgot to tell you the Scout leader was Clay Aiken.
Come on, Rick. Get in my bag. Hey, a bear just came through. Here we go all together. If I were invisible. Come here. Get in my bag. That was an invisible black bear is what it was. Come on, everybody. Hug. You know you have to take your clothes off for body heat. All right, so. Strip down. But camp leader, it's 98 degrees. Oh, it's freezing. Hurry up. Get in here. Wow, that is a fascinating story. Good job, Blender. All right, where were we at? Mikey Show Questionnaire? It changes every time. It's compelling and rich. So great. I love it. I have a total. He's done. He's leaving. You should not leave this room. I have work to do. We're going to bring back the hot seat for you. Go work on your gravy beard. Love you. He's the best. He's the best. Love him. I love him so much. I can't get enough of his sweet face. It's so good. It's so sweet. You want to just pinch it and kiss it. You really want to sop up your gravy with that beard. Yeah. Just slurp it out. It's so edible. You know what I mean? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah.
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Type in the keyword donate. And please give some money for Rady's Children's Hospital, please. It didn't mean a lot to a lot of people. My throat. Oh, no, Mike. Where's your Ricola? My throat is so low it is cold. I know. Let me see. My eyes put in a closet. What is that? Ricola. What are you guys doing? Self-cleaning thing? What did he just put on his hands? It's like foaming. What does the package say? What did you give him? I gave you a hand cleaning towelette. Towelette? What cleansing towelettes leave skin perfectly clean and makeup free? So I can take off my rouge? Yes, go for it. You can see us online, by the way. What?
Can you take my headphones off? Yeah. In a very careful fashion. I know, I know. If you go to MikeyShow.com, you can see us online. Is that like something from Fringe? What's going on over there? I don't know. Something's wrong with you. His hands are melting. That's weird. I didn't like that. I didn't like what Eddie just did. Oh, no. Yeah. Eddie, he just dumped his hands in the cooler and washed his hands in the cooler. Nothing wrong with that. I've been eating that ice. I've been eating that ice all day. You're good. Okay. Come on. Let's do this. Calm down. Mike, it's your questionnaire, Mike. All right. Let's do it. Let people get to know us. Oh, no. Okay. I'm back. I'm back. I don't care for that. I'm fired up. Oh, gosh. Donate money. Come on. Ashley, great job today. Hey, thanks. Mike, thanks for the tomatoes. They were awesome. You're very welcome. Ashley has her puggle.
We want to do Pimp My Puggle, and she's starting to get kind of antsy. She's like dying. That is not a dog. What is that? It's too a dog. There's a seal. There's a seal. That is a puggle. It's half badgered. She's a little chubby. She's got like a belly that's like a seal. Oh, no. Stop slapping her. Slapping the dogs. What is the voice? What is the voice you're doing? It's kind of like every time I come home, like right when I get in the door, the first thing I do is I go, Hey, zombie. Hey, zombie. Wow. Every time I get home, I try to convince her I'm deaf. Why is she biting you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She just had her rabies shots. She doesn't have her toys, so she's just... She's okay. Well, we've got to do Mikey's show questionnaire, then we're going to move on and pimp my puggle. Oh, I can't wait. The way that we do this is we have a questionnaire you can only answer with people on the show. Kind of lets you get to know the show and exactly who we are. And it also creates discontent. It's really a lot of fun. Well, this went well.
Yeah, basically what it does is it makes us wonder, why didn't you pick me? And that is the general idea. Yeah. But we answer honestly. We just say what we mean and mean what we say. I think we should start with... Me, me, me. Can I start with you? Oh, man. Let's start with Ashley. Dang it. Oh, hey. Start with Ashley. Foiled again. Ashley, yes. Ash, can you hear me? I can hear you. Again, Ashley had to answer the question with either myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, or Boston Rom. Or Zeth. Or Zeth. No. Now, the question is, if we were back in high school, who would you cheat off of? Wow. Who would she cheat off of? Who would be the person that she'd want to look at their homework because she thinks she'd get the best grade? Sky, who do you think she said? Be honest. I think it's going to be Eddie or Mike. It's clearly not you or Rob. Oh, hold on. Don't challenge anyone. I'm the only one that graduated from college out of all of us. And? That is true. Sky, are you graduating? Do you listen every Monday? What? Would you graduate? Yeah, remember you told me to drop out? And I was like, dude, I only need like one class to graduate. And you're like, no, that's good. You don't need that. And I was like, no, I'd really like to get my degree. And look it, Mike was right.
Hey, dude. Wait, wait, wait. You don't know how long this boat's going to stay afloat? She's got her resume ready. Tell that to your serious stock. Yes. You should always be updating your resume. Keep it updated, people. You never know. Hey, Rob's got a degree, too. Yeah, I do. In what? Criminal. Criminology. That's called a record, not a degree. Okay. Oh, sorry. I forgot what we were doing. I thought we were just having fun. Yeah, I think it's definitely going to be Mikey or Eddie. I'm going to go Eddie. That is incorrect. Oh, well, I'm the worst, Mike. Ashley would have cheated off Sean. Duh. Sean's a genius. But do you think Sean would have let you cheat? He would have never known. Oh, I see. Okay, okay. I do think Sean knows a lot of information. Yeah, I agree. Useless information, but yeah. No offense. Nothing personal? Nothing personal. I don't think it's useless. Uh-oh. Depends who you ask. What is that? Oh, no. I'm going a little crazy right now. Sorry. I love it. We said to Ashley, Ashley, you've just been cast on The Amazing Race. Who do you choose to be your partner? Wow. Eddie, who did she say? This is going to cause some problems. This is only between two people.
Rob, I'm sorry you're out. Rob, you're out. It's between me and who? No chance. Me and who? No chance. It should be between me and Skye. If it's anybody but me and Skye, I'm going to be offended. I think she's going to go with her girl and say Skye on this one, which is a good choice. You are incorrect. That's garbage. That's straight garbage. Well, maybe it's you. Maybe it's you. Oh, you're right. Maybe it's you. We don't know yet. She said Eddie. Okay. All right. Good call. Nation is the only, or else I would have for sure picked Sky. But Eddie Knight, you know, I'm his assistant. Four years now, we've been working side by side, and I really, I think we've got good, you know, as the crow flies. I mean, we really, we work well together. Yeah, we're a little boring. We're steadfast. You know, we're a good team. We're very basic. Basic, yeah. We're a good team. Good. Good work ethic. Ashley described as the crow flies as your very basic. But you have a great work ethic. But Mike, that doesn't make any sense. No way, Jose. Wow. Hey, Sean. Wow. Hey, honey. Asked Ashley, if you were writing your autobiography, who would you want to be your ghost writer? Oh. Does she know what that is? Fair question. Chances that she knows what that is. Spare question. Percentage of chance? Yeah. She wrote, what's a ghost writer? That was her.
answer? I'm not kidding. She wrote, come on, what's a ghostwriter? Then it says underneath that, okay, I looked it up. And then she gave an answer. Wow. Oh my gosh. Wow. That's embarrassing. You are, you are. Wow, you're the last team to arrive, and you're eliminated from the race. Sean, what do you think she said? Well, I think Sky is out right away. Why? Well, mistakes and, you know, things. Words. Words are a problem for you. But I'm typing them. I'm not pronouncing them. I know. You've got to figure out what words mean. English is a little bit of a problem for you. It's not books on tape, bro. Well, it's a third language. It would probably be between Eddie and Mike. really good writers. You went a little grease man on us right there. I did, thank you. Both really good writers. Mikey, I'll say you. That is incorrect. She said Zeth would be her... Oh, that's garbage.
Oh, for sure, Zach. Take that. No, for sure, Zach. Dude, okay, because I read his blog. Like, he is such a good writer. Really? And also, the kid is very honest. Like, I feel like he doesn't act like it, but he really does genuinely care about me and know me very well. He doesn't act like it. And I think that, you know, when it would come down to it, he would write a very honest, great... And he says no. ...paper about me. And he says no to all of them. No, no, no. I believe in him. Well, that is nice. Sorry, you guys all hate him. That is nice. Let's do B-Rob next. Yeah. Now we're talking. Now we're cooking with oil. Oh, mama. Yeah. Sky B-Rob was asked. What's cooking? Good looking. What's cooking? Good looking. That was the plant. She just got sick. That was the plant, actually. She had a barf. You are. Sky. Yeah. You are. Sky, if B-Rob was asked, if you were a trainer. Or, I'm sorry, if you were going to do a triathlon, what show member would you pick to be your trainer? Okay. This is fascinating. This is good. None of us. This is really, really good. Did you not see Mike run with the bulls? Come on. He's the obvious choice. Hello. Hello. Okay. Here is the thing. I think it would be between me and Ashley. Why you? Not that I'm in shape.
but I have knowledge about the right things to eat and the right exercises to do. I have the knowledge. But see, Ashley, she also has the knowledge, but she actually implements it. But they do have that stressed relationship. I don't know how. So for some reason, I'm going to say me. What? Yeah. That is incorrect. Maybe they don't know what triathlon is. Did he say Eddie? Because he loves Eddie. Yeah, that could be it. B-Rob said Eddie. Yeah, boy! That's what I'm talking about. You will win that race, boy. Come on. I mean, triathlon, maybe a quarter of it would be about the eating. I'm talking about hardcore training, running up hills, dancing on the ceiling, stuff like that. You know, and Eddie would be able to coach me through it and not let me stop. When I was breaking, that's where I got to try harder. He'd kick you right in the head. Yep, he would kick me in the teeth. You know it. That's right. Right in your face. In your face. Yeah. Bingo. Bingo. Odd. Ashley. Yes. B-Rob was asked, you need to communicate something important to your boss, but cannot do it yourself.
It's quiet involved. Oh, gosh. Who will you choose to do this for you? Oh, I thought it was quiet involved. It's quiet involved. Why does that make any sense? What would that mean? I didn't get it either. It means you describe it very without noise. Hey, boss. I've got Italian here. I thought you spoke quiet. This is awesome. Oh, that's why I'm whispering, by the way. So what do you think he said? See, I would pick me because I'm a very good communicator and I feel like, I'm not going to say that's my final answer, but I feel like I would do the best job. Hitler was also a great communicator. Rob. Rob. Haven't you heard her enough today? Huh? The cooking challenge. She's like, no, not yet. Haven't even started. You know, of course he wouldn't pick me. Of course he's going to probably pick.
She didn't pick me for anything. She picked Zeth for one of them. He's not even in this game, and I didn't cry. I would say Eddie. Your puggle looks great today, by the way. Shut up. That is not... Shut up. Hey, Rob, said me. Yeah. Yeah, why me? Number one, you're my boss. So I quietly communicated to me. To yourself. Hey, Mike. I've seen you... defuse situations. And you're very good at involved matters. But there's nothing in there about defusing anything. I mean, he hasn't addressed anything. No, no, no, I'm saying to keep it quietly involved, if anything escalates, you can defuse it. Got it. With himself. That's interesting. Sky B-Rob was asked, if you were put on trial for a crime you did not commit, who would you want to argue your case to a jury? Eddie. No, no brainer. Oh. Incorrect. You don't have to do it, Eddie. Calm down. Geez. Guess again. Again? Yes. Sean? No. Guess again. Mike? Guess again. Ashley? No. Guess again. I guess that would leave me. You are correct. Oh, yeah. Bad choice. Rob would have you argue his case. Why, Rob? This guy's never wrong. In her own mind, at least. That is true.
For that, she can argue a point she takes on you guys all day long. That is true. Let her go, oh, I'd give her some wild turkey and go get into that courtroom. And you start. An actual wild turkey. She prefers ham. That's right. Oh. Big mistake. He jokes. Wow. Yes. That's my defense. All right. Sean is next. Hey. Hey, little guy. Hey. Hey. Don't do the little voice, please. What? Look outside. Oh, my. What are you looking at? What is it? The Johnsonville Brat Grill just pulled in. It's about two times longer than a tanker truck. Oh, my God. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. On the side, it says world's largest grill, period. Wow. It is. No doubt. Wow. It's a semi. It's a semi.
Bigger than a semi. Yeah, it's bigger than a semi. That is awesome. That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen. That just freaked me out. It actually scared me. I actually almost called the police. Wow, you should have. There's a ginormous Johnsonville Brats grill. Hey, if you're listening, you want a Johnsonville Brat. Yep. They got him. Come on down. Come on down. I'm going to pop in a chloroceptic. Oh, Mike. You do that, sweetie. Got to keep the pipes lubed. Silky. And then we're going to talk about little Shawnee. That's right. Oh, I like Shawnee. Please don't do the little voice. I don't like the little voice. Hi, you wear two shirts. Don't mess with my shirts. Oh, avocado today. Oh, oh. Are you making guacamole later? It's green. Looks like you mixed some cumin in it. It's a green shirt. Oh, hello.
Oh, avocados went bad. Oh, yeah, it happened. You should have squeezed some lemon in there. Yeah, yeah. That's the trick, Sean. Squeeze lemon on your shirt. It's a green shirt. Okay. Don't have to get so defensive. What's that? Sammy, sorry. She just ate her friend. Yeah, Kaylee left and she's freaking out. It's all right. It's okay, Sammy. It's all right, Sammy. You're fine. Throw it a cadaver. You're fine. Don't let her look in the hand. Give it fresh brains. It's probably freaking out because you have garlic on your hands. Yeah, let it back into its coffin. Come on, don't be cruel. Ashley, don't look at her. You're going to turn into a pillar of salt. It needs to sleep in its native earth. Hey, if you bury her, an onion's going to grow.
Wow. It's like chum. All right. Eddie. What? Sean was asked if you were impaled by a giant nail. First of all, I really object to that question. Yeah. Who would you trust to remove it safely from your body? Oh, yes. Wow. That is brutal. That is a great question for Sean. That is brutal. Okay. Let's think about this. Me and Rob are out. Because we would not care about pain or cleanliness. Big funny factor in that. We'd probably call Kaiser and use their methods. Okay, that's gross. Ashley, I don't think he trusts after watching her cook. No way. It's going to come down to Mike and Skye. They're probably the two cleanest people on the show.
Which is important to him. I think that's all he cares about. I agree. That's very important to him. And I think he would prefer the female touch on this. So I'm going to say Skye. That is incorrect. Eddie, he would want you to remove. Oh, yes. Why, Sean? Oh, Eddie's spitting his hands. I mean, Eddie just washed his hands in the cooler, bro. I'm ready. What do you need, buddy? First of all, take that sucker out. First of all, Eddie is a doctor. Actually not. Surprisingly not. Eddie, use your toes like fingers. Oh, that would be good. My left foot. No, seriously, the reason is because I felt that Mike and Sky would both be far too squeamish to handle the job. I thought either Eddie or B-Rob would be the only two that could even handle it. And Eddie is the only one that I would actually trust to do it. Are you sure? No, not 100%. No. Ashley. Sean lost his wedding ring and has to pick a show member to explain it to Dina. That is a rough question. What show member will he pick to do the explaining? Sky. That is correct. Yeah, for sure. That is correct. That's a duh, right? Yeah. Of course. Rob would have done a great job. I doubt that very seriously.
Yeah, who is this? Is this Dina? No, he says the wrong... Hey, is this Brenda? Oh, sorry, sorry. Fancy stock. Yeah, Dina, Dina, sorry. Diana, hello. No, he didn't know anybody named Brenda. I messed up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, no. Sky. Hi, y'all. This was asked of Sean. Okay. Power goes out, and you're stuck in an elevator for hours with one Sean number. That is cruel. Wow. Who would you want it to be? Oh, me. Sammy. Totally Sammy. I am going to say Mike because I think they would go to their separate corners. They would give each other their space. They'd probably not talk for a while. We were actually in an elevator the other day. Yeah. And he was so miserable because he was in there with me, Rebecca, and Jake. Oh, wow. Close quarters. And the hand.
He touched my hand. He touched. Jake touched his hand. He touched my hand. He grabbed it. So what? And Rebecca was trying to explain to him that he had just had the little cleanie wipes on his hand. Sean wasn't hearing it. Nope. Sky, you are correct. You are correct, Sky. It would be me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good talkers. I trust Mike with spatial issues. Yeah. That's right. Spatial? Like giving Sean his space. Get out of my space. Oh, okay. Yeah. He is a germaphobe. Sean is a germaphobe, so he doesn't really like people to touch him. Makes him upset. Next, we'll do Sky. Boston Rob. Yes. Sky was asked if you were back in high school, who on the show would you want to be your tutor? Oh, mama. Oh, mama. I really want to say you, Mike, but there's some kind of... Funny fact they're going on. What? So I'm going to say Sean. You are in. No. You are correct. I'm sorry. Yep. Sean, your boy. It's Johnny the nerd. Whatever. I'm so smart. Yeah, that's hot. He's smart. He has a good way of communicating. He loves it. No one said that. Sean's a good communicator. Yeah. Purity. Total purity. Let's see. Ashley.
If Skye were pregnant and not close to a hospital. I object to this question, by the way. For the record. I'm already uncomfortable. Who would she trust to deliver the baby? No, you didn't. Oh, no. Yeah, do you see this group I have to pick from to deliver my child? No, they didn't. Come on. And stare at my joke? Oh, come on. Oops. Oh, man. Ashley. Hey. Who do you think Skye said? Oopsie. It would be either between me and Sean because I know that Sean's really clean and I think that she would, if there's any guy that would do it, it would be Sean. Get me the cutters. See, I want to know who she would choose in order. I would love to know that. I wish she had to prioritize. Stop the game, bro. So I'm going to go ahead and guess me. Boil me some orange juice. Let's get this thing out. Ashley, you are correct. Which I would happily do it. Ashley? She's a girl, though. So, you know, she would want a girl to see her stuff, you know? Oh, yeah. Like, my first choice would be Sean, but, yeah, Sean wouldn't touch the stuff. Sean would not be having it. So, yeah, Ashley is definitely the choice. What about the doctor on the show? Hello, I've seen them all.
You've seen all of them. You've seen all of them. You've seen one. You've seen them all. Come on. I've seen them all. That's a professional opinion, too. Thank you. That's gross. Eddie. Oh, man. Sky was asked, a $1 million grand prize is on the line in a riddle-solving tournament. Oh, tell me more. Who's your partner? Okay, wait. A million dollars to solve a riddle. And she's got to pick one of us to help her. It's a rule-solving tournament. So you move on, you move on, you move on. Oh, geez. Wow. Okay, let me go order of elimination here. Ashley's out. Sorry, Rob. I know a lot of riddles. Not dirty ones, bro. I know a lot of riddles. I'm feeling me for some reason. I'm going to say me.
You are correct. What's up? What is up? Definitely. We got that. Riddle partner champions, 2008. That's true. We are on a high right now. Her and I. Well, I'm just high, really. Eddie's next. Yeah, talk about it. Come on, Eddie. Yeah. Go me. Johnsonville Brats. Boston Rob. Yeah. If Eddie was blindfolded, who would he trust to be his eyes? If he were driving a car. Oh, my gosh. So easy. Didn't we just do this? Yeah, me, obviously. We just did this. Yeah, no. Wrong. Dad had bad results, Rob. No one died. Dude, we almost died several times. No one died, but it was funny. No, it was bad. Funny fact. Come on, dude. It would be me, and you were saying, Daddy, go fast, which is what my son says when he's two years old. Because he can't say fast. Mike would easily be the best choice in this one. And if anyone would like to hire me for their driving abilities, you know, if you're blind and you just don't want to look when you drive, I'll go out there. You're just bostonrob.edu. You just look that up. It's about $50 a pop, depending on the distance, and we'll go. Up. You're the worst. Shawnee, oh boy. Hello. Let's go. Eddie was asked if you were the head coach of a sports team, who on the show would you pick to be your assistant coach? Wow.
Easy. Yeah, I think there's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I have no athletic ability at all. Mike, you're even worse. You've seen how he throws. I don't think Eddie would ever. Like a champ. I don't think Eddie would ever have a woman do a man's job. No. So I think it's going to be Boston Rob. And you are correct. Yeah. Rob would be a great assistant coach. He'd do everything I told him to do. He's got his own input, which I appreciate. If all the show members were on Survivor with Eddie, who would he choose to go on a relaxing one-day break with a feast? Oh, my. And why? This was tough. Wow. Okay. A one-day what?
You know how on Survivor. Yeah, but I want to hear the wording. Oh, geez. Because it's important to me, like, exactly what he's experiencing. Lawyer. A lawyer. If all the show members were on Survivor with Eddie, who would he choose to go on a relaxing one-day break with a feast with and why? Okay. Wow. This is really tough because I can, I mean. I can make a point for all of us. You know, I think Eddie has a good time with all of us for different reasons. That's true. So I'm just going to say Mike because you guys have known each other the longest. So I'm going to say that because I think he would have a good time. And like he said, he'd have a hard time picking between us. You are incorrect. Oh, don't make me do this. I love it when you do. I thought you wanted to ask someone else. Okay. Gosh. Him and Rob have a lot of fun. Him and Ashley have a lot of fun, too. I'm going to say Ashley. That is incorrect. It would be you, Sky. What? Sky just got a face. Sky just got a face. Like, what are you talking about? This was a difficult choice, but those trips on Survivor are all about strategy. That's true. And so the biggest schemer on the planet that I know is Sky.
Wow, Sky just gave me a look like, wow, that was insulting. No, no, no, I mean it in a good way. Oh, okay. I didn't know you meant it in a good way. And two things happen. Number one, I get an ally because I took her on the trip. And two, she's not plotting to get me out back at camp. Oh, I would totally do that. Which she would do. So it's a win-win for me. I don't enjoy her company that much. That is a lie. Friends till the end. That is a bold-faced lie. But you know. Wait, I know. Sky. You're a jerk. I'm next. Okay. Oh, yeah. Sky. Miguelito. What up, Mike? What? Total maquette. If we were lost in the wilderness and one show member had to be put in charge of getting us to safety, who would I pick? Eddie. Whoa. I don't even have to think about it. Eddie watches, you know, all those shows, Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls, dude. What's up? You know, he actually, like, pays attention. You know, like, when I watch TV, I don't retain anything I watch. But with Eddie, he actually, like, retains that information of, you know, follow the river and look to the sun. Through the woods. Look to the sun? That is incorrect. What? Oh, you're dead. Wow, you messed up big time, Mike. I picked. Big time.
I picked Shawnee O'Boy. I'll tell you why. That's what I thought you were going to pick. I watch Survivor Man all the time. You jerk. No offense. I picked Sean for one reason. I picked Sean for one reason. It's going to lead you to a nap. Anything that Eddie watches cannot be as much as Sean watches. Sean has seen every single show known to man. Meaning, Eddie refuses to watch Survivorman. Not only has Sean seen Survivorman, but Sean has seen every show, and he could probably build a helicopter that could fly us out of where we are. He's almost creepy when it comes to figuring things out. So, I think he could probably figure something out. It was nice knowing you guys. It was really a pleasure. Eddie. Yes. If I needed help picking out a piece of jewelry for my significant other, who would I want to help me? Okay. Hold on. Everybody relax. Hold on. Take a breath. Please. This is easy. This is easy. Okay. The instinct goes, oh, it's one of the girls. But you girls are not your atypical women. You don't wear a lot of jewelry. Neither one of you. She doesn't wear a lot of jewelry.
She doesn't wear a lot of jewelry. This one gets it over here. I don't get it, but this one does. This one. Whereas I think myself and Sean, Rob doesn't have any money. That's true. We buy a lot of jewelry for our wives and stuff like that. So I think that, you know, don't count us out. I'm counting you out. Whatever. Okay. Well, then I'll say Ashley. Okay. You are correct. Plus, I, like, know your wife's style. I know what she likes. I mean. She's my go-to young, you know. Like, if the question were sunglasses, jewelry, you know, necklaces, accessories, all that stuff. Bling. Ashley's the go-to. Got your back. Austin Robert. Yo. If I got bit by a poisonous snake in the wilderness. I'm doing the sucking. Come on. Bring it over, Mike. Where'd you get bit? It's okay. I don't even care where. Well, that's not a bite mark. Those are bulls. You tricker. This is getting weird. You tricker. If I got bit by a poisonous snake in the wilderness, who would I trust to go find help in a timely fashion? Oh, wow. Huh.
That's close to the first question, but the keyword is timely. Yeah, and that would not be Sean. Shut up. Lolligag. Lolligag. Wow. Lolligag. Lolligag. Drop dead. I feel like it right now. You would say Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Because he's the most responsible. I would try to at first. But once I get tired, I'd be like, oh, God. Look at that squirrel. It's a snake bite. It's not going to kill him. Skye, I don't see much hustle. She'd be like, Mike, you're not going to die. You don't need to say negative things about other people. She's not very smart. This is how it works. Wait, this is the hot seat, right? She can't find a way out of a paper bag. What else? Yeah, yeah. That's right, Eddie. She gets lost in a circle. Oh. She did, guys. It's not a circle. Hey, we have a lot of new listeners. It's an oval. It is not a circle. There was only one way in, one way out. It's not a circle. Let me explain. Is that how she got the name O?
Oh, are you proud of yourself? We were at a shopping mall, and Sky got lost in the... I didn't get lost. La Jolla Village Square. You know La Jolla Village Square. Oh, yeah, a place is easy to navigate. It's a big circle. It's one giant circle. It's not a circle. She couldn't find me. She was like, where are you? I'm like, you just drive in the circle. You'll find me. She's like past him eight times. Brutal. Pardon me. Does anybody have GPS? GSP? GSP. All right. PGS. Yes, I can read your future. I said Boston Robert because I thought he would be fleet footed. You are dead again. I'm dead. I'm dead. Whoa, what is that? There's a big cap package. What is that? That's an edible arrangement. Oh, it's an edible arrangement. That is delish. Yummy. Who is it from, Jason? It says edible. Oh, it's from the company? It's not from, like, a person? That's very nice. Very nice of them. Eddie, don't eat this banana. Oh, dude, thank you. The last question is, who would I trust to run the show while I wash my face and pee? The answer is Eddie. Oh, wait. Oh, congratulations, Eddie. You win. Hey, you want some new stuff while I do it? Yeah.
I have a lot of new stuff that we haven't done. All right, let's take a look-see here. Take a look, Eddie. I haven't done any sports either. Sports. Okay. Sky, tell us about this news story here. After 22 years with the team, Elgin Baylor has let go of his duties as vice president of basketball operations of the Clippers. What happened? Well, you know, his name describes it all as a Baylor. He bails a lot of hay. And then he went on to the court and they were like, hey, you're scratching up the floor with all that hay. And then he lost his job. Okay. That's what happened. Good story. That's exactly what happened. I don't know about this. Charles Barkley's ex tells 2020 that his cheating was Christy's fault. Wait. Oh, Christy Brinkley, not Charles Barkley. I was going to say, that sounds a lot like the Christy Brinkley story. That is weird. That is weird, Ted. This is not real. What's up, bro? Ashley Simpson has a white trash themed 24th birthday party? Yeah. Yeah. So she's just having a birthday party then? The theme was white trash. It was her 24th birthday on Friday. And it was held at her parents' house in Encino. And, you know, Ashley Simpson is pregnant at the moment. And so she wore Daisy Dukes flip-flops.
a bathing suit top, and then on her pregnant belly put, like, fake tats all over it. And then Jessica Simpson, of course, attended her sister and wore this crazy, like, leopard print trashy cougar dress with her boobs hanging out. Oh, really? Send me the link. So, of course, they served corn dogs, mac and cheese, chicken fingers, and french fries. Oh, cool. So my dinner every night. I don't mean to alarm anybody, but there's a guy just sitting here in the background here. I don't know. What's your name? Who are you, gentlemen? Who are you, gentlemen? I don't know. What's your name? Who are you? Oh, hi. That's Sienna's brother. Oh, Sienna's brother. I was wondering why she was here. He's a huge B1. Oh, okay. Yeah, he always emphasizes my new releases every week. Yes. Hey, good job. Okay, a few is a few too many. Congratulations on your hot sister. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. She's gorgeous. That is pretty cool. Anyway. Yeah, so we found a card on the Edible Arrangements. Yeah, who is it from? It says, Dear Mikey Show, enjoy the treats. Have a great 28-hour show. Your fans at Edible Arrangements. Oh, that is cool. Those things are.
I've never had it before. Delectable? Were you going to say delectable? No, delicious. Oh. You should have said delectable. Yeah, I really upset Eddie with that. No, I'm not Tutti Frutti. Oh, they're so good, huh? Dude, I've always seen them on TV, and they look fantastic. Yeah, aren't they beautiful? What are you watching? HDTV. They play commercials for them all the time. Yeah. I've always wanted to try it. Look at how happy you are. It's like your Bill Gates, huh? Yeah, yeah, seriously. You're so high class. What did you eat? Well, I had the banana, and it was covered in white. I bet you did. That's where he goes first. You're gay. You're gay. And then I had this. Jealous is at this. He is a gay man.