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Sweet Berry Wine -
Track 9 - Roarke & Tattoo
2008
Best Of Album - 2008 - Sweet Berry WineKIOZRock 105.3
Hervé Villachez biopicFantasy Island parodyTattoo impressionStar Trek jokesmusical spoofdiaper misunderstandingherve villacheztattoofantasy islandradio comedyparodymusical
This show covers Hervé Musical Announced, Tattoo Sings, Wrath of Calm, Back from the Dead.
What happened, in order
Hervé Musical Announced
The hosts announce a screenplay and musical based on Hervé Villachez's life, prompting an improvised Tattoo-and-the-boss routine.
Tattoo Sings
Tattoo turns the supposed musical into a burst of love-song lines directed at the boss.
Wrath of Calm
Tattoo praises the boss's muscles and mangles the Star Trek title The Wrath of Khan as 'the wrath of calm.'
Back from the Dead
The boss points out that Tattoo has been dead for 20 years, but Tattoo gives a confused Star Trek explanation for his return.
The Plane
Tattoo delivers his famous 'The plane, the plane' line, and the boss treats it as a nostalgic reunion.
Diaper Diagnosis
Tattoo fears a growth on his backside until the boss identifies it as a pull-up diaper rather than a tumor.
People mentioned
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Uh, guys, good news, there's a screenplay in the works based on the life of Hervé Villachez. Yes! Oh, I did it. I'll be waiting for it. Yes, yes. It's going to be a musical with me and both. Yes. Sing away, Tattoo. Musical? Midnight while the babies are sleeping. Yes, yes. Music to my ears. That's right, boss. I love it. Oh, gosh. Hey, boss. You're the one that I want. You're all I need. You're all I need. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Gosh. Okay. Hey, boss. Yes. Can I sit on your lap? No, I have spinal bifida. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Anyway. Oh, my gosh. I was just wondering, boss. Oh, my gosh. Hey, boss. Yes, Tattoo. I love your work in the wrath of calm. I'm sorry, what did you say? I did. I love your work in the wrath of calm. Oh, yes, Star Trek. Yeah, boss. You have the big muscles and everything. That's right. It look great.
Hey, boss? Yes, Tatu? Can you put me up on the table? I cannot. How come? I have spinal bifida. Okay. No, no, no, no. Haven't you been dead for 20 years? Sure thing, boss. How are you here? It's very curious how I got here. Yes, tell me about it. I was on an episode of Star Trek flying for the fifth, huh? What the heck? I do not understand you. No. That is what happened. I know. Oh, say your line. The plane, the plane. Oh, wonderful. Old times, huh? It's like old times, right? Very good. Hey, boss. Yes? Oh, no. I have a little something that I would like you to take a look at because I'm afraid of doctors. Okay, let me see. Well, it's a little embarrassing. It's okay, Tattoo. I've seen it all. It's on my behind. No, Tattoo. No, please. Pull your pants up, Tattoo. Listen to me. Listen to me. I don't want to see you a little dingly. Oh, no. Please, Tattoo. Boss, what do you think this is? It's a diaper, Tattoo. Oh, that's what it is. So weird. I had no idea what this was. I thought I was having a tumor. No, it's a pull-em-ups.
Hey, Buzz? Yes, Tattoo? Can I sit on your lap? No, Tattoo. I have the... How do you say? Spinal bifida. Okay.