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Boston Rob - Ashlees Brain
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Ashley's brainjunk in trunkIQ and SPFobese armpitsthyroid glandsbirth control pillsweatingbathhouseflooding househead injuryvoice tonedeaf reaction
The host riffs on Ashley's brain, noting Eddie's comment about her junk in the trunk, comparing her IQ to her SPF when tanning, and blaming her obese armpits on thyroid issues. He mentions she's on the pill, calls her dumb, jokes about her sweating so much they'd need to build an arc, and says she's never been to a bathhouse unless flooding her own house counts. He concludes that doctors say she was dropped on her head, her voice drives deaf people away, and he feels himself getting dumber while writing the bit.
What happened, in order
Drunk Dress
The host jokes that Ashley's brain doesn't drink but dresses like she's drunk.
Junk in Trunk
Eddie claims Ashley has too much junk in her trunk.
IQ vs SPF
Ashley's brain IQ is said to be the same as the SPF when she tans.
Obese Armpits
Her obese armpits are blamed on her thyroid glands.
On the Pill
Ashley is on the pill to regulate her cycle.
Dumb to Buy
The host says you have to be as dumb as her to buy that joke.
Sweat Arc
She sweats so much they might have to build an arc.
Voice Makes Deaf Run
Her voice tone makes deaf people run away.
People mentioned
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Ashley's Brain Doesn't drink but dresses like she's drunk Ashley's Brain Eddie says too much junk is in her trunk Ashley's Brain IQ's the same as the SPF when she tans Ashley's Brain Obese armpits blame her thyroid glands. Ashley's brain. On the pill to regulate her cycle. Ashley's brain. Have to be dumb as her to buy that one. Ashley's brain. Sweat so much we might have to build an arc. Ashley's brain. At least she's never been to a bathhouse. Ashley's brain. Unless you count when she flooded her own house. Ashley's brain. Dropped on her head is what the doctors say. Ashley's brain. Her voice tone makes deaf people run away. Ashley's brain. I'm getting dumber as I write the song. Ashley's brain. So I'll end it now cause it's getting kinda long. Ashley's brain.