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Boston Rob's SongsKIOZRock 105.3

breakfast syruppancakesflapjacksLand O'Lakesbody shotsbizarrefree wishTennesseeoverseaskeysMaple GodWicked Delicious

The host delivers a playful, rap‑inflected ode to Aunt Jemima syrup, praising its taste on pancakes and flapjacks while shouting out the Land O'Lakes lady. He jokes about using the syrup for body shots at the bar, wonders if it’s bizarre, and wishes it were free, guessing it’s from Tennessee and dreaming of taking it overseas. The segment veers into absurdity with claims of a savory serum that can heal skies, putting the syrup in tea, loving bees, and feeling sticky on his feet.

What happened, in order

  1. Pancake Praise

    Host compliments Aunt Jemima syrup on pancakes and mentions the lady from Land O'Lakes liking it.

  2. Party on Plate

    Describes a party on the plate with headband imagery.

  3. Flapjack Drizzle

    Host drizzles copper-colored syrup on flapjacks and calls it his 'nizzle'.

  4. Body Shots

    Claims the syrup makes great body shots at the bar.

  5. Bizarre Question

    Asks if the situation is bizarre.

  6. Wish for Free

    Wishes the syrup were free.

  7. Tennessee Guess

    Guesses the syrup is from Tennessee.

  8. Overseas Dream

    Wants to bring the syrup overseas.

  9. Name on Keys

    Imagines putting the name on his keys.

  10. Forever Together

    Declares forever together with the syrup.

  11. Maple God Necta

    Calls the syrup Aunt Jemima Necta from the Maple God's Wicked Delicious.

  12. Log's Wicked Bazaar

    Expresses disbelief that the syrup comes from Log's Wicked Bazaar.

People mentioned

Aunt JemimaLady from Land O'LakesMaple GodLog's Wicked Bazaar