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Boston Rob - Dirty Back
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A performer delivered a raunchy parody song built around the repeated 'bringing dirty' and 'get your dirty on' hooks. The lyrics mocked life working for Mikey, claiming the singer was treated like a slave and could not even get paid. Skye and J. Mike were pulled into surreal jokes about ham and drinks, while Ashley, Eddie, and Sean were singled out for a quick crew roast. The bit ended by praising the Red Sox, attacking the Yankees, crediting Greasy Be Breezy, and signing off affectionately.
What happened, in order
Dirtybag Anthem
The performer opens with a comic 'bringing dirty' parody that casts the show's crew as unruly dirtbags.
Mikey's Slave
The singer jokes that working for Mikey feels like slavery because he is mistreated and does not get paid.
Ham Break
Skye is invited into the bit for an absurd run about ham pie and ham juice.
Crew Roast
Ashley, Eddie, and Sean are rapidly roasted for her hips, his missing neck, and his supposedly vile, psycho personality.
Filthy Chorus
The chorus repeatedly urges everyone to 'get dirty on' while piling on images of dreadlocks, nausea, and gin and tonic.
Boston Baseball Sign-Off
The performer declares the Red Sox superior, insults Yankees fans, credits Greasy Be Breezy, and signs off with 'I love you.'
People mentioned
215 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
I'm bringing dirty. Them other dirtbags don't know how to act. I screen the calls, what's so wrong with that? Can't afford food, that's why I'm not fat. Get to the bridge! Dirtbag. I work for Mikey, it's like I'm his slave. Sometimes they whip me like I was Ramsey. Life would be better if I could get paid. Take it to the chorus. Come here, Skye. Go ahead, get ham with it. Take a ham pie. Drink ham juice with it. G.O.D. Go ahead, get J. Mike. Drinks on me. Have a nice cold, Mike. See what he's working with. That Ashley's stupid. Look at those hips. Always putting in the two bits. Eddie's wild. He's got no neck, though. Sean is vile. And he's a psycho. Get you dirty on. Filthy head with dreads on it. Get you dirty on. Most folks want to vomit. Get you dirty on. Couldn't use a heck of lawn it. Maybe first a gin and tonic. Get you dirty on. On there, I know. There's a pulse on it. Get you dirty on.
Just kidding on Platonic. Bringing dirty back. The Red Sox rule and yeah that's a fact. Screw all you stupid skanky yankee rats. Greasy be breezy bringing dirty back. I love you. I'm out.