Boston Rob - Farting Song

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The host delivered a solo comedic riff about flatulence, describing walking around while passing gas and the reactions of strangers. They blamed the gas on Chinese food, joked about checking their underwear, and compared fighting to a riot. The bit included vivid images like barking spiders fleeing, elevator toots, and holding in gas with a cheek squeeze. No guests or arguments were featured; the segment was purely a humorous monologue.

What happened, in order

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   Walking & Gas

   The host describes walking around while passing gas, noting a silent blast and a loud one.

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   Heads Turn

   Strangers turn their heads and even barking spiders flee from the noise.

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   Feeling Red

   The host says they feel red when they should be proud of their flatulence.

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   Chinese Food Blame

   They joke that the gas came from Chinese food they ate.

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   Check Undies

   They suggest checking their underwear for evidence.

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   Fight Insides

   When they fight, they claim it's just their insides moving.

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   Elevator Toots

   In an elevator, they claim to have tooted a thousand times.

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   Fighting Riot

   They think fighting is a riot and compare it to their gas.

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   Silent but Deadliest

   They describe their gas as silent but deadly, making 'number two'.

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    Cheek Squeeze & Release

    They advise holding in the gas with a cheek squeeze, then letting one rip before moving on.