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Boston Rob - Gopher in the Wind
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The show opened with a darkly comic musical obituary for a gopher that dug in Sky's yard. The song claimed Mr. Sky killed the animal with a shovel and dumped it in the trash, then swerved into a joke about ham and honey glaze. Afterward, the host said they would rather be lying in the sun but kept the focus on the dead gopher. The follow-up framed it as the latest of several gophers Skye said had been killed.
What happened, in order
Gopher Guy's Musical Obituary
A comic song mourns a yard-digging gopher that Sky apparently killed with a shovel before joking that a honey glaze might have saved it.
The Daily Departed Gopher
The host brushes aside thoughts of relaxing in the sun and returns to Skye's claim that multiple gophers have been killed.
People mentioned
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Money, money, money. Goodbye, gopher guy. Sky wanted you dead and gone because you dig in her yard. Now you're fertilizer for the lawn. You crawled out of the woodwork and then you made Sky go insane. Gopher guy had no idea. Mr. Sky would snuff out his flame. And it went from living the good life to in the trash bin. Not knowing what hit you, shovel to the chin. He knew you'd notify your next of kin. If gophers had a honey glaze, your life would have been saved. Man, I could really go for some ham right now.
I could go for laying out in the sun. I could go for a lot of things, but that's not the point right now. Right now, it's about gophers. The daily departed gopher that Skye says they've been killing. God bless.