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Boston Rob - In da Bank
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An unnamed narrator performs a comic rap about handling all of his finances inside a bank. He praises the bank teller and bank lady for transferring money, helping with bills, and using their "sick banking skills." His argument is that in-person banking, paper receipts, and direct teller assistance protect him from identity theft and uncertainty. He closes by calling himself old school and refusing internet banking when bill day arrives on the first or fifteenth.
What happened, in order
Safe Banking Rap
The narrator raps that going inside the bank and using a teller is the only safe way to handle money.
Identity Theft Warning
He says he uses a teller because identity theft is no joke.
Sick Banking Skills
The chorus asks the bank lady to help pay bills and show off her banking skills.
Banking Eases His Mind
The narrator says visiting the bank relaxes him while online banking feels like banking blind.
Always Get Receipts
After a teller offers to transfer his money, he argues that customers should always get receipts to track it.
Old-School Bill Day
He heads to the bank on the first or fifteenth to pay bills and rejects every form of online payment as too modern.
274 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Go go The only safe way. Go inside the bank with your money. I use the teller cause I ain't a dummy. Cause identity theft ain't that funny. You can find me in a bank. Pocket full of skrill. Listen bank lady. Yo I gotta pay my bills. I need a cashless check so you know the drill. Yo go on and get down with your sick banking skills. You can find me in a bank. Pocket full of skrill. Listen bank lady. Yo I gotta pay my bills. Need a cashless check so you know the drill. Yo go on and get down with your sick banking skills. I got money for a steady.
I love going banking. It eases my mind. Don't trust the internet. It's like banking blind. The bank teller said she could transfer my dough. Always get receipts to see where the money. You can find me in the bank. Pocket full of squirrel. Listen, bank lady. Yo, I gotta pay my bills. I need a cashless check so you know the drill. Yo, go on and get down with your sick banking skills. You can find me in the bank. Pocket full of squirrel. Listen, bank lady. Yo, I gotta. paying my bills. I need a cashless check so you know the drill. Yo, go and get down with your sick banking skills. Yo, don't even act like you don't know I'm heading into the bank right now. It's either the 1st or the 15th. I gotta get some bills paid. None of that internet paying online, online banking, whatever you want to call it. I'm old school.