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Boston Rob - In This Pub
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The central bit is a comic drinking monologue in which the narrator searches for a drink that will not make him fight, then admits he has already been drinking all day. He jokes about his fiancée, a possible baby, passing out, slurring after Captain Morgan, lying, falling down, and becoming unable to identify the person in front of him. Cheech and John appear in a muddled intoxication comparison, while Danny DeVito and George Clooney anchor the closing limoncello-hangover joke; there is no sustained argument beyond the tension between wanting a manageable drink and repeatedly describing reckless drunkenness.
What happened, in order
A Drink Without a Fight
The narrator searches for an alcoholic drink that will not make him want to fight.
Going Halves on a Baby
He jokes that his fiancée is getting lucky and that they might go halves on a baby.
All-Day Drinking
After drinking all day, he worries that he may pass out.
Captain Morgan Confessions
He blames Captain Morgan for making him slur his speech, tell lies, and risk falling down.
Too Drunk to Tell
The narrator says he is so drunk that he cannot tell whether he is talking to a man or a woman.
Limoncello Celebrity Hangover
He compares the looming hangover to Danny DeVito and George Clooney after a night of limoncello.
People mentioned
146 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
I was searching for a drink that would not make me want to fight. Going halves on a baby, my fiance's getting lucky tonight. Hope I don't pass out cause I've been drinking all day long. I get drunk and looking like Cheech or John. Captain Morgan got me slurring and telling lies. Might fall down after another drink or two. Showing off my Irish puking while burping. I can't tell if I'm talking to a guy or a girl. I'm wicked drunk. In this pub, in this, in this pub. It's another inebriated be-rizzle, shizzle shot for your mizzle, leaving you hungover. Like Danny DeVito and George Clooney after a night of limoncellos. I have no idea. Yeah, that's right.
Be easy, back in the heezy, in the studio. My mom, boy, FDZ, Fasheezy, Arizy, Reese's Pieces, Peanut Butter Cups, I don't even know, PB&J.