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Boston Rob - Raspberry Ham
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The host (unnamed) argues with his boss Mikey about his dreads, which Mikey calls filthy, while describing his habit of doing little work. He then spots Sky entering the studio with a Honey Big Tam, praises the snack, and professes his love for her before signing off. The bit is a surreal, rapid‑fire monologue that blends workplace complaints, a food obsession, and a sudden romantic declaration.
What happened, in order
Opening Count
The host begins with a strange count‑and‑ham chant before launching into his monologue.
Boss Dislikes Dreads
He says his boss Mikey repeatedly tells him his dreads make him look filthy.
M.O. of Doing Nothing
He describes his usual modus operandi as being busy while actually doing close to nothing.
Seeing Sky Enter
He notices a woman named Sky walking into the studio.
Honey Big Tam Description
He points out that Sky is holding a Honey Big Tam, contrasting it with a dirty ham from Costco.
Glazed Treat Comment
He remarks that if the tam were glazed, she wouldn't need anything else.
Declaration of Love
He declares his love for Sky and says he's out.
Sign‑off
He ends the segment with a final 'I'm out.'
People mentioned
104 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
One, two, one, two, three, ham. I'm the main man on a morning show. My boss, he is Mikey. He told me several times that he didn't like my dreads. Cause they made me look filthy. Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing. That seems to be my M.O. That's when I saw her. Yeah, I saw her. She walked into the studio. She had a Honey Big Tam. Not a dirty ham like from Costco. Honey Big Tam. If it was glazed, she didn't need much more. Honey Big Tam. And her name was Sky. I love you. I'm out.