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A comic championship rap celebrates the Boston Red Sox and connects the 2007 World Series win to the curse-breaking 2004 team. The performer taunts A-Rod, Cheetah, Johnny Dam and Tory while crediting Poppy's home-run swing and Papa Bond's closing. The recurring riot hook escalates the celebration into absurd instructions to vandalize one's own car. Boston Rob then says he has left his former crimes behind, declares his Boston pride and turns the victory lap into a joking request for donations.
What happened, in order
Red Sox Victory Lap
A celebratory rap crowns the Boston Red Sox champions and tells the doubters to eat chowder.
Two Championship Eras
The song links the 2004 curse-breaking championship with the 2007 title as proof that Red Sox Nation now expects rings.
Yankees Taunts
The rapper mocks A-Rod and Cheetah while celebrating Boston's advantage over its rivals.
Damon Defection
Johnny Dam is insulted for leaving Boston, while Tory's departure is treated as another reason to gloat.
Poppy and Papa Bond
Poppy's power hitting and Papa Bond's closing are presented as the on-field formula behind Boston's wins.
Riotous Boston Pride
The hook jokingly urges fans to flip and burn their own cars before Boston Rob claims he has changed and asks for donations.
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191 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Oh, yeah. Ration City of Champions is now in full effect. For all you doubters, go eat some chowder. How sweet it is. Boston Red Sox World Series champions again. First 0-4, breaking the curse, now 0-7. Yo, it's potty time. Cheetah sucks and A-Rod will never sign. Another ring, like 04. Tory is gone, Johnny Dam is a whore. For the fences, where Poppy's swinging it. When Papa Bond's closing, we be winning it. Start the riots at all locations. From Boston to SD, it's Red Sox Nation. Yeah, come on, come on. Let's riot, riot. I don't care if your car's in your driveway. Flip it over, throw a brick through your own car window. My Murphy's drop kicked. My water dirty and wreck it as a convict. Boston Rob got a throat tattoo. Crimes I used to do, but I want to prove to you. Nowadays, I'm a changed guy with a lot of Boston pride. Drive a broke down ride. So I'm always welcoming donations. Congrats to the Red Sox nation. Come on, come on. Let's riot. From here to Fenway Park, light your cars on fire.