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Boston Rob - Waffle Number Five
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The only labeled passage is a comedy song called "waffle number five" about Mike Phelps and his enormous breakfast appetite. The bit piles up increasingly absurd foods, from waffles and burritos to fried chicken, pizza, Cheetos, and a honey-baked ham. Its central joke is that Phelps eats enough to need a feeding trough yet somehow still fits into his Speedo.
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Phelps Breakfast Rap
A comic food rap portrays Mike Phelps as an endlessly hungry athlete who devours waffles, eggs, tacos, pizza, snacks, and a ham while somehow still fitting into his Speedo.
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144 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is waffle number five. One, two, three, four pies. Mike Phelps getting hungry. It's breakfast. I'm starving and about to eat a foreigner. So let's get the guy some food before we gotta call the coroner. The guy's a freak and he loves to eat. He likes waffles, eggs, tacos, burritos. Mix it all together with crushed up Doritos. So how the heck's he fitting in that Speedo? Saw him eat a million Cheetos. Every food, it's all good, he'll eat it. Please get the man another Cheez-It. A little bit of chicken that is fried. An entire pizza on the side. A few dozen eggs is all he needs. He should use a trough when he feeds. A stack of waffles just for fun. Born son. Herb from Wham. And just for a sky heat. A honey baked ham.