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Boston Rob - Wind Beneath My Sheets
Boston Rob's SongsKIOZRock 105.3
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The host riffed on embarrassing bodily noises, hoping a loud fart would be mistaken for snoring while lying next to a sleeping partner. They lamented having big feet and joked that their dog would take the blame for any mishap. The bit included absurd images of a frog saying a name, playing a bugle, and leaving something dainty before breaking wind and raising the heat. The segment closed with a quip about a tomb's truth being 'zesty Chinese', tying the absurd humor to a final punchline.
What happened, in order
Snore Hope
The host hopes a loud fart will be mistaken for snoring while lying next to a sleeping partner.
Big Feet Complaint
They lament that having big feet is already embarrassing enough.
Dog Blame
The host jokes that their dog would take the blame for any mishap.
Frog Name
They imagine a frog saying someone's name.
Bugle Play
A playful suggestion to play the bugle.
Dainty Shit
They mention leaving their 'shit' dainty.
Wind Heat
They describe breaking wind and raising the heat.
Want You to Know
The host concludes with a direct address to the listener.
Zesty Chinese Tomb
The host claims the truth about their tomb is that it was 'zesty Chinese'.
People mentioned
98 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
in my bow and I got a weird look on my face you were asleep right next to me perfect high to lift a cheek and let one fly I hoped it would sound like I was snoring It's bad enough that I have big feet. I knew my dog would take the blame for my gal. It sounds like a frog just said your name. Play the bugle. Leave my shit quite so dainty. Broke some wind and raised the heat. I want you to know.
About the truth about my tomb it was that zesty Chinese