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Boston Rob - X-Mas Ham Melody
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The Mikey Show presents very young B-Rob's fake Christmas album as a string of comic song parodies. B-Rob sings that he is relieved a child is not his because he cannot afford presents, then begs for change and jokes about spending it on a throat tattoo. The bit also makes fun of his extreme skinniness, his willingness to eat other people's leftover appetizers, and his joy over the Red Sox winning in 2004 and 2007. In the finale, B-Rob performs "Carol of the Hams," arguing through song for a basket of ham, plenty of honey glaze, and a hammy holiday season.
What happened, in order
The Kid Ain't Mine
B-Rob celebrates learning that a child is not his because he is too broke to buy Christmas presents.
Spare Change Carol
B-Rob turns his poverty and desire for a throat tattoo into a mock Christmas sing-along.
Secondhand Hors d'Oeuvres
The skinny B-Rob cheerfully claims unfinished appetizers and treats secondhand hors d'oeuvres as first-rate food.
Red Sox Christmas
B-Rob sings that the Red Sox championships in 2004 and 2007 have put him in heaven.
Carol of the Hams
B-Rob's supposed epic opus replaces Christmas reverence with an enthusiastic request for a basket of ham.
Honey Glaze New Year
The parody closes by repeatedly offering honey glaze and wishing listeners a hammy holiday and honey-glaze new year.
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Just in time for the holidays, The Mikey Show's very young B-Rob is back with another classic Christmas album. I'm really glad this Christmas that the kid ain't mine. The kid ain't mine. Yeah, the broad was lying. I'm really glad this Christmas that the kid ain't mine. Cause I'm too broke to buy him presents. Hours of sing-along fun for the whole family. Spare some change. Spare some change. I am wicked broke. For a nickel for... For a tattoo on my throat. Be robbed a skinny dirt bag. Had a manorexic look. And if you ever saw me. You would probably want to buy me a couple appetizers or how about a whole sample of platter if you're not going to finish that potato skin. I got dibs on it. I got no problem with secondhand hors d'oeuvres. They're first rate to me. It's our very own elf-like little B-Rob singing the classics. Red Sox are champs again. First it happened in 04. Now it's 07 and I'm in heaven. Yeah, I couldn't ask for more.
And as a special bonus, a B-Rob Christmas even includes his classic epic opus, Carol of the Hams. This song is ham-tastic, I'd like a basket of ham. Would you like some honey glaze with that? Would you like some honey glaze with that? A B-Rob Christmas, available now wherever it's sold. Hammy holidays and a honey glaze new year.