Mikeython - 2010 - Part 25

0:00Besides divorcing my dear Edgar, I think that was probably the worst idea I ever had. Edgar was a giant fortune he invented. Wow. What? Nice. White House has been around forever. A long time. How old was dear Edgar? Dear Edgar. My husband? Yes. He was 89 years old. When you met him? Yes. How old was he when he passed away? He was 96 years old. Seven glorious years. A lot of vitality there. His son, who is not one of my favorite people, was able to get something called Power of Attorney. Have you ever heard of it? Absolutely. So, dear Edgar and I, you know, I wasn't in the will anymore. Ouch. Which was really painful because I was in love with him so much.

1:10I bet. What did you love the most about him? Loose skin. We both liked a lot of the same things, Sienna. Liked? Soup. Do you both like the little crackers that went in the soup? Yeah, we both liked soup and eating soup and just... Talking about soup. Talking about soup. Souping it up. Souping it up. How about loose skin? Ew. Oh, wow. You know, Stephen, that... Who's Stephen? You are. And that was so below the belt. I just can't even believe it. I wasn't talking about the loose skin below his belt. I was just talking about loose skin in general. You are such a perverted freak. Oh, that's gross. Oh, gross, Jay. Jay! Was that Jason? Yes, Jason Isabel. Jason Isabel. It's Jasper. Jasper? Uh-oh.

2:08Have you guys even hit the legal ID yet? No. KBCT San Diego. You're listening to the Mikey Thon for Rady Children's Hospital on FM 94.9. The following takes place between 6 a.m. and 7 a.m. I just bought a new house. Where? Congrats. Solana Beach overlooks the ocean. Oh, boy. Big time. I thought you didn't get any money in the will. I didn't. I remarried. Who'd you marry? Simon. My dear husband, Simon. He's not with us anymore. Oh. Are you a black widow? It's a strange pattern. It's not a pattern. I fell in love with someone. Have you ever fallen in love with someone? How old is Simon? Was. Simon's no longer with us. How old was Simon? He was 94 when he left us. How old are you, Sandra? I'm 40. What? Sound a little older. We had a lot in common. Like? Pudding. We both like. Who doesn't? What was your favorite? Vanilla. And we would eat it together. He didn't like tapioca? Steven, that is the sort of behavior and talk that will get you everywhere at Episodi, but it won't get you anywhere with Sandra Rossi. Everywhere what? At Episodi.

3:37It's a restaurant. I don't think it's called that anymore. What's it called now? It's got a new name. If you don't know the new name, it hasn't changed in my mind. Do you get your hair done in Del Mar? No. I do. Okay. Do you buy your clothing in Del Mar? I do. Sometimes I have. Do you buy handbags? I do. What about you don't use your own handbags? Are you a handbag maker? All right, that was the last straw. So I hope that guy's happy because he just wanted to hear from me. I know you guys detest me. We don't. Because of you guys. Us guys? You guys. No, no. We just like you. Yes. Mikey likes you. I know Mikey. No, we love you. I know you don't.

4:40Oh, no, you don't. Why did you send sleeping pills to my house with a note that said, it's just this way? You remind me of somebody. We wanted you to get some rest. It was cyanide. All right. That me and you used to make love. Oh, did we? I'm married, man. That would be a lie. That would be a lie. It would, but it would get him in a lot of trouble. And I'm not nearly old enough or wealthy enough for you. That is the true fact. I like more mature men. Yes. Me too. Seniors, if you will. Jay. That's right. Pop quiz. You ready for the first question? We don't. We don't. No. We love you. Maybe we don't understand you. Oh, is that what it is? You don't understand me. Did I just swear right there? Yeah. To Eminem. Were you? I was listening to Eminem. I had a glass of wine. One glass of wine. Two glass of wine. One bottle. Bottle of wine.

6:00I think I had a bottle of wine. Bottle of red and a bottle of blush. I had a bottle of red, a bottle of white. It all depends upon your appetite. You can meet me anytime you want. Anytime you want. At an Italian restaurant. Oh, that makes me so sad. My dear husband, Simon, used to sing that to me every single night right before he passed on. Oh, that was such a sad time. All right, well, I'll take my leave of you since you can't. It seems directed at one particular level. Yeah, I don't understand why. You know what, Stephen? What? I love it. I think it's very amazing. You can stuff it. Oh. Did you hear me? Stuff it. He actually can stuff it. Yeah, I can. Stuff it. I'll find your email. Oh, wow. Woods at MikeyShow.com. It's right on the website. He's going to give it out on the air? Woods at MikeyShow.com. It's all over the internet? Yeah.

7:02You can find him several ways. Yes, you can. You can look at mug shots. You can do that. That's one way to find me. I Googled you. Found out about your death row thing. He's on Watchdog. That's not him. That's not me. It looks a lot like Mikey, but it's not me. You're on death row. There is a Steven Woods in Texas on death row. It's just a coincidence that you're from Texas and that you're... Yes. Really. He's not an escaped convict. Is that right? That's right. Steven Woods is not the most uncommon name. I've never heard of it before he came to FM 94.9. That's true. I'd never heard of it before. Do you still hate me? No. Okay. I think you're dynamite. All right. Quit sending me sleeping pills in the mail. That's not me. Stop taking them. Maybe you should take them. It's Garrett. Send me some. Garrett. I don't need them. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. It just takes a while to hang out. And see. That's Wood's favorite caller. M1 Sandra Rossi. I love it. I think it's very great. Listen. Oh, we have an EBW fan on the line. It's M1 Candy Cane from San Diego. Are you there, Candy Cane? How are you? I'm good. I'm only 12, but I'm her biggest fan. Oh, you love EBW. That's very sweet. That's amazing. Yeah. She's here right now. She's been with us the whole 28 hours. Yep. Great. I've been here.

8:3229. You've been here 29. Yeah, I got here before you did. I'll probably leave after you. It's the kind of team player I am. What are you going to do when the show's over? Why would you stay? Just some stuff around the station, stuff I got to do for Garrett. No. You don't have to do anything for Garrett, though. I don't even think Garrett knows you. Yeah, Garrett's probably never met you. Garrett asked for my autograph after I left the stage. Garrett, our program director, did not ask for your autograph. He told me to sign some form. I don't know what it was. You know what that is? It's called a restraining order. A cease and desist. A cease and desist. You should read what you're signing. You should probably read what you're signing. Next time the guy comes up to you and says, hey, can you sign this for me? You got to be careful. I thought he printed out my lyrics and was like, hey. No. Give me your John Hancock. Where is your BFMB? That's your best friend, Mark Business. Yeah. He's a little bit in the hot seat right now. I'm trying to decide whether or not we need to continue. Well, you only did one gig with him. Yeah, might have been one gig too many. Well, wait a minute. He sounded great. He's singing back. Solid chops. Yeah. Well, the guy likes the limelight a little bit too much. Wait a minute. There's not enough room for him. Hang on a second. You're saying the guy likes the limelight.

9:47He couldn't have been more of a team player. Gracious. Gracious. I mean, the guy was sitting, you know, to the side. He let you center stage. He didn't really, you know, he didn't require... He's not close enough. And because they didn't have a mic stand set up for me, he had to come in and save the day since I couldn't play guitar. Well, then you should be thanking him, I think, more than anything else. Yeah, he big-timed me. You don't big-time a big-timer. He wasn't big-timing you. He was trying to help you. He was trying to help you. But he was a little irritated, too, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was your last gig. Hey, Candy Cane. Yeah? I'm glad that you got to talk to Eskimo Blue Waters. Yeah, I woke up at 5 just to call you guys. That's cool. Maybe I'll write a song about Candy Cane. Yeah. You should. I mean, when you think about it, you know. Candy Cane could be your daughter. Well, you could actually have a daughter older than Candy Cane. That would mean I had her when I was like 10. You're in your 30s. Judy. No. What? All right. Well, thank you for the call, Candy Cane. It's nice to talk to you. Yeah, for sure. Thank you. Keep on. Keep it on. Keep on. Is that like your... Keep on. Keep it on.

11:00Come up with it. You should come up with a tune, like an original tune. Jay's catchphrase is get some and he says keep on. Keep it on. She should come up with a tune for Candy Cane. I think that'd be really sweet. Maybe something like Candy Cane Striped and white That's not an original. Whoa, that sounds a lot. That's not an original. Your pitchy dog. Your pipes are so different when you sing out loud. Yeah. I've got different styling techniques. I'm a professional. Is that an affectation when you speak? Are you putting that on? Are you putting me on? Are you? Woods, do you think that that's a... Yes. What? Yes. It's so different when she sings that you think, you know... Oh, yeah. I have a range.

12:02This is from smoking too much. It's not from smoking too much. You don't even smoke. Did you see the pictures of me? You pretend. I haven't seen them yet. Listen. It's no big deal. They're ridiculous. My fans posted them on the Mikey Show. They're not your fans. Facebook page. They're not your fans. You had a cigarette that you puffed on like a cigar. Yeah. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I puffed it the right way. No, and then when a little bit of the smoke was inhaled, you started to cough. Then you put it out. I started to cough because I'm under the weather. Nothing to do with the other. Then you asked me for another one. Oh, boy. He wouldn't give me another one. He said I wasted a lot. They're like $3 a cigarette these days. Well, I tried to dip, but then I swallowed it. Oh, gross. That's true. She really did? Yeah. Let's see. M1 Marcy from San Diego. Hi, guys. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you guys? Is this our masseuse? Yes. All right. I love you and I miss you. You are a great masseuse. Thank you. I just wanted to say thank you guys for doing this. And also I wanted to say a special thank you to Mikey. Mikey, you took the time to talk to my husband about Jesus and God. And you led him to church when I was unable to do it. And you're a part of making him a better man. And I'm so grateful to you.

13:32That's awesome. Thank you very much. Thank you. You ever tear up because you're delirious? Yes. Yes. Well, thank you, Marcy. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Thanks again. I love your hands. Love your hands. Love your hands, hon. We'll see you guys soon. Maybe tomorrow. We'll see you. Maybe today. Maybe you meet us up at our cribs. She could not keep her hands off me. Wow. That's her job. That's her job. Oh, I had it totally wrong then. Jay thought she was hitting on him. I was like, man, this is good. Jasper ain't gonna like this. Jasper ain't gonna like this. Jasper ain't gonna be mad at me. He's seen this act before. Jasper's gonna have a hell of pain. Jasper. This ain't being a good role model. It's my new favorite thing. So we have a live studio audience here with us. Yeah. And it is 6.15 in the morning. We've been broadcasting for 24 hours straight. 24 hours, 15 minutes. By the way, if you're near a TV, you can put it on ABC. And ABC is going to be doing a little thing on our Mikey-thon.

14:59Stint? What do I call it? What do you call that? They're going to do a little segment. A little piece. Hey, guys, I want to let you know Chris is leaving. Chris, we love you, buddy. Thank you, Chris. We love you, Chris. You're the champion. You've been incredible. I don't know what I'd do without you. He says he loves you, too. I'll be so lost. Thank you for our gifts. Oh, my gosh. This is great. M1 Instigator. How are you from San Diego? Instigator. Hey, Mikey. Actually, this is your brother. This is my brother. Go ahead. Mikey, I know you've probably been wondering about what you want to get me for Christmas this year. Yes. And, you know, just one word could pretty much sum it up. What is it? Bullets, Mike. Bullets. That is such an incredibly deep reference. This is such an incredibly deep reference. This guy, this guy is the greatest. And I haven't heard from him in two years.

16:00And it's great. You know why he's M1 instigator? Why? He will find, like, the tiniest gems and just bring them back up again. He's the best. He's the best. Thank you, instigator. It's good to hear your voice. Love you. I'm out. Love you. Happy holidays. My brother, my oldest brother, Mark, he's very frank. And I bought him a gift. I thought you said his name was Mark. I was thinking the same thing. It's terrible. It's six in the morning. That was the worst thing. That's my job. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? It's real subtle, kid. I bought him a gift. I got him a camera. Nice. And, you know, he's very frank. He's very honest. I said, did you like the camera? He goes, yeah, you know? Just like that. I go, oh. Did you not? You didn't like it? He goes, you know, Mike. Bullets, Mike. Bullets. Wow. You'll never go wrong with bullets. Wow. Holy crap. And I went, kick ass. Yeah, got it. Okay. Want to make an order? Now you know. Wow. You just want to send me the order? How do you want to do this? How about you just buy them? I'll just reimburse you. Yeah. Why don't you pay them? Send me the receipt. Send me the receipt and expense them. Expense them. It's got my ninth wind. That's good. Is it?

17:32Why are you boring holes in me right now? You're looking at me and I'm like, what did I do? We need to play something. I know, we do. Let's play a game. Radio charades. Let's play a game. What do you guys want to play? No, let's play Name That Loon. Yeah, let's play Name That Loon because you got us all ready to go with this. Let's do it. Where is it? I do it, remember? And then you play the game? Yeah, you play too, Mike. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that? All right, yeah. Call us right now. 570-1949. Call us right now. You're going to pick a horse, right? Okay, you're going to pick me or Sienna or Woods or L-O-B. Call us right now. Call us right now. She's getting loony. She's getting loony. S-A-N-D-I-E. Go San Diego. Oh, yeah. Shake him. This happens. The last four hours, we get a little lunatic on you. I was just remembering my cheer. There you go. Shake him. Shake my teeth. Call us right now and pick a horse. And we got a Legoland four pack. All right. Weird. Idiot. You're a clown. You never know what the kid might say. I guess. What did I say? Some weird hour chicken dinner? Tickets or what? I forgot about that. Here you go.

18:58That was one of the lines of the day. You got some white breast meat or what? You ever just shoot the messenger or what? I know. Poor Jay. Poor guy. Jay's like, it's on paper. Just trying to work over there. Give me your ear pierced. You guys want to play? All right, 570-1949. Let's see. M1MZ is on the line. Are you there, MZ? All right. Yes, the enthusiasm. MZ, who do you want? You're my girl. There you go. MZ's my boy. Good job. M1 Forenzy from Vista. Who do you want? I got Sienna. You got it. M1 Dogbait from IB. Mikey. You got it. He gets picked last. And M1 Babe from San Diego. Hi, babe. Hi, babe.

19:57What's going on, guys? You guys sound crazy. Thank you. We are. And you've got Woods, so hang on the line. Really? Yeah. All right. So here is Name That Loon. The way that it works is we use our name as a buzzer, and he, Jay, is going to play us little clips of lunatics in movies. And if we know who they are, we just yell out our name, and we can say either the movie or the lunatic. The actor or the character. Or the movie. All three? It would have to be the character he's playing. We couldn't say Jim Carrey or something like that? Yeah, you could say the actor. You could answer any of the three. Let's go any of the three. Wow. The movie, the character, or the actor. Okay. Making super hard on me. That's... That's what I'm talking about. Here we go. Come and get one in the yobble! If you have any yobbles... Mikey. A Clockwork Orange. Oh, it's my dad's favorite movie. I like your work. Or take drugs. Oh, my God. Take one in the yobbles. Here we go. Hi, Lloyd. Mikey. Look at you. Go ahead, Mikey. That was The Shining. Wow. You knew that that fast? Look at you. Was that that old ghost? That old man? In the bathroom. I did that scene right there. When I was in speech class, we used to have to memorize an entire scene. And that was the scene that I memorized. Hello, Lloyd.

21:26It was sitting at the bar. Oh, that was the bar. In the ballroom. Ooh, that's creepy. Because he wasn't really there. Yeah, because he murdered his whole family. Okay, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy. Go ahead. Mikey, think it's Freddy Krueger. I'll give you that. You ever just know crazy people? Yep. These are all, like, scary movies. Oh, they're loons. What the heck, Mike? Oh, yeah, they are loons. In the haunted forest, then bring me the... Lauren. The Wicked Witch of the West. The Wicked Witch of the West? Oh, that's a character. I like playing this because... I was like, it's called The Wizard of Oz. I like playing this because usually Woods is like... He's got that quarter second on all of us. A little off. He's a quarter second off. Don't give up. I'm about four minutes off. It's okay. In four minutes, I'm going to go... The Wicked Witch of the West. Wicked Witch. Wicked Witch. Wicked Witch. Wicked Wicked. Wicked Leaks. Wicked Leaks.

22:37You see the brain itself. Woods. I know. Mikey. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Frankenstein. Mikey. Go ahead, Mikey. The Silence of the Lambs. You might want to think about that. I'll give you a second here. What? Hannibal Lecter. Second chances. There you go, he got it. Or Hannibal. It was from the movie Hannibal. It's the same character, but... Jay is being correct. It was the part where he had cut the guy's brain open and he's serving it. It's disgusting. Did you ever see that movie? Yes, I did. Read the book. It looks so fake. It did look fake. It scared me. I don't reckon I got no read. Go ahead, Mikey. Sling Maid. Brilliant film. I reckon I'll take me some biscuits. Jade is a good Sling Blade. The score is Mikey, five, Lauren, one, Woods, negative one. You better keep your hands off that boy. I like the way you talk. Jasper. You better keep your hands off Jasper. Jasper. Here goes something. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and...

23:58Mikey. Mikey. The Dark Knight. Hello, boo. Oh, I knew it. Did you just run away with one? Yeah. We should make this next one 40 points. Maybe I'll sit down. Every now and then it takes. Oh, yeah. Clearly. Donnie Darko. Me neither. It's weird. It's a great movie. It's great. No. I got a bunch more. I got one, two, three, four. No. That was really unusual. Really unusual. That caught me off guard. That caught me off guard. It's okay. That's why he shanked him. He caught Robin Hood in front of him and shot him with an arrow. All right, guys, I'm okay. I'm okay. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Here we go.

25:18I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy. We tried crazy glue. That was from the last game we played. Another one. That's Scrooge. Okay, I'll give you the points. Is that Scrooge? He was a lunatic. Was he? He was. The score is Mikey six, Lauren three, me zero, Woods. What's up? Is that real good? Yeah. Just kidding it. You'll know this one. Woods. Full. Metal Jacket. How many times are you guys going to reference that movie? Great movie. What? No. What's our bit? Great half movie. Yeah. It's a great 40 minutes of a film. After that guy's brain.

26:05hits the back of that wall, you're like, nope, that's it. I watch up to the, hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam, and then I turn it off. The movie's over at that point. Why would you need to watch it anymore after that? That's all you need. But I'll tell you what, up to that point, it's one of the greatest films ever. It's a short film. It's a student film. It's the best short film I've ever seen. I may go home today, and as I'm trying to fall asleep, put that part on. It's so good. Joker. So creepy. D'Onofrio. Amazing. D'Onofrio? D'Onofrio. Here we go. Lauren. Well done. I was going to say Fatal Attraction. I haven't seen like any scary movies. Well, they're not just scary. They're just loony. They're loony, Kenny. I watch. What's the score? A lot to a little. The score is Mikey, six. Lauren, four. Woods and I have zero. Go ahead. We're playing a game. Four. Four to six, basically. It's between Mike and Lauren. I'm going to give this a three. This is a three-pointer. Okay. Final. That was obvious. Woods. Mikey. Fatal Attraction? No. Yes. Mikey wins.

27:37Is that it? Yep. That's it. We're all done. It's a good game. All right. Wow, enthusiasm. I love it. We normally play the Star Wars. This crowd's like, maybe will you let us come in on another Friday? You guys just ever half-ass it? Yeah, you guys ever just mail it in? How about you guys don't take ludes? You guys ever have short-timer disease? Isn't that what they call it, short-timers? Yes. All-timers. No, all-timers. Short-timers. When you're right about to go on vacation, what do they call it? Short timer? Yeah, short timer. We used to call it MCO. What is that? Mentally checked out. Mentally checked out. Senioritis? They'd walk by my office and go, you just MCO'd real good. I'd be like, 100%, let's get out of here. M1 dog bait? Yeah. You have won, my friend. All right, man. Hang on the line, okay? All right. You're a wiener. Wise. Why a wiener? He's a wiener. We should update you on a couple of things. First of all, the Chargers kicked. butt last night. Yeah, they did. Yeah. 31-7? Yep. 31-7, man. 34-7. 34-7? What a showing. They just did it up. Seven points in the last two games for the Chargers, man. Defense. It's filthy. Okay, I'm going to give you a topic here, and then you guys can discuss so I can go wee-wee. Okay. Is there an everyday item that most people know about that you just found out about? I just used one. What?

29:06Those wisps. What's the wisp? Oh, yeah, these things are cool. You just, like, keep them in your purse? I do. I want a wisp. What is it? I want one. Yeah, Jay found them. I found them. Yeah, what is it? I want it. I want it. You guys all have one. She's like, oh, it's cyanide pills that you brush your teeth with. Tiny little toothbrush. Where'd I put my wisp? I'll be back. I don't know. I'll give you one. Little small toothbrushes that you can just brush on the go. And it's got a little thing on it. Lauren took my wisps. You gave me them. I didn't give you all of them. I said you got one. Oh. I stole the first one. Well, there's one for all the rest of us. There we go. Now we all get one. I've got my own pack out here. What was it? Okay, so Wisp, what else is out there? These pretzel crisps. Holy crap, those are good. It's like a flat pretzel. It's a flat pretzel. They also do them in, like, they kept them in chocolate and then peppermint. Oh, yeah. That's getting a little fancy. It's a little fancy. Chocolate and peppermint. On a flat pretzel? I'm going to go. I would think about replacing Ruffles and Lay's with those. Yeah. They're good. Everything and the Parmesan. They have them in every flavor, too. It's like a delicious chip in a bag. They have them in the everything flavor at Trader Joe's. Oh, I saw a cool thing. What? It's a, in some parts of my house, I don't get real good internet reception. Like, it's wireless. Uh-huh. So, they've got this booster you can just plug in somewhere else in the house and it boosts your signal to a wider area.

30:27I knew about that, and I don't know anything about computers. I saw my sister use a garlic press. You've never seen one? No. You know, we have a garlic press, but I elect not to use it. I think it's easier just with a knife. I don't even know what a garlic press is. It, like, crushes it so you can easily chop it up. You know when you buy the little thing of garlic, the chopped garlic? Yeah. It does that, but it presses it. It's real fresh. Oh. Yeah. So what's up? Anyway. Why does he leave us with the most boring topic? Yeah, he's like, hey, you guys would talk about the founding of soil and its properties. What is its moral implication? Call in. I'll answer the phone. I can do this, man. Will can answer the phone. Yeah. Call in. Call in. Keep us awake. Oh, he's got some crazy thing he wants to do. What? He says an idea of a game for them to play. We can't play dodgeball anymore, huh? We can. But there's people here. Does that matter? Like other workers in the building? I just figured out how to open these toothbrushes. Easy there, buddy. Yeah, right there. Why did it take you so long? Peanutity. Oh, yeah, he said peanut. Don Knox. It's chocolate and a peanutity. What about, is Jasper awake? Let's talk to Jasper. Can we talk to Jasper? Jasper?

31:54Hey, Jasper. It's Dad. What you doing, boy? Get up. Come on. I think, you know, he was feeling ill. I don't know. Just because Dad ain't home don't mean you can sleep all day. Get up. Get up and cut the grass. I have an idea. Maybe we'll watch Waterworld. Oh, man. Here's the funny thing. I would do it again because it would slay like two and a half hours. And I'd know that when it was over, I'd be almost home. You could not need to watch that movie. You'll be fine. You're almost done. You could sleep the whole rest of the day. Hi, guys. Hi. Hello, Mike. That topic didn't work very well. Yeah, we didn't like it. It didn't work? Yeah. Why not? Yeah, he fizzled. Well, we gave our answers and that was that. Yeah. I talked about wisps. Anybody call in? Oh, Mike needs a wisps. Anybody call in? I threw it. I threw it and it fell. We said to call in if you want to talk to us and the phones are ringing. All right. Hang on, my wife. Oh, I would need a coffee. All right. Let's... Oh, okay. Wait, before we do anything, I want to let people know that we've done pretty well, but I really want to do a lot better with the money that's been raised so far. You know, through the donations, we've raised $7,457, but that does not include the auction stuff.

33:23So we'll get an update on where we are with the auction stuff. But if you're driving right now or you're near a computer, you can text a donation. Now, we're doing this for Rady Children's Hospital. My son, Jake, is four years old and was diagnosed a couple of years ago with autism. And just a couple of things about it. You know, it's very, very prevalent right now. In fact, between 03 and 06, there was a 57% increase in diagnosis of autism. It's four times more prevalent in boys than it is in girls. And the United States, on average, one in every 110 kids is diagnosed with autism. The exact cause of it is not known. Most scientists agree that there's a gen, like a...

34:23a genetic predisposition to it and that there may be environmental factors that'll trigger it. But, um, man, I'll tell you what, I love my boy so much. He is such a sweet little curfew. Oh, he is a little curfew. You go, I walk in and I go, how are you, Jake? And he goes, I'm doing just fine. And I'm like, oh, He's so sweet. It makes my knees weak. I'm serious. That kid, and he looks at me, and he sees me come around the corner, and he grins from ear to ear. Uncle, what? It's the greatest. He's a sweetheart. Oh, man. He's the best. Well, you know, my hope would be that eventually they figure out what causes it, that they find a cure for it, and, you know, we really want to raise some money. for Rady Children's Hospital and their Autism Discovery Institute. And so I'm going to ask you to please just text Jake at M-O-G-I-V dot com. Jake at M-O-G-I-V dot com. And then when you do that, in the actual part that you text, you're going to punch in...

35:40how much you want to donate. So if you want to donate $5, you just hit five and send. Jake at M-O-G-I-V dot com and then type in the amount and press send. It's going to text you back and it'll give you a code and that's what you want to remember. Give you a code and a link and it's real easy. Now, hopefully, hopefully, what you will do is you'll go to MikeyShow.com. If you go to Mikey show dot com, there's a link right there where you can find all the auction items that we have. And we have a lot of auction items. In fact, right now we have an auction item to have dinner with the entire Mikey show at my house. And the dinner is going to be from Pample Moose. In fact, Jeffrey is going to come in. The owner of Pample Moose is going to come in.

36:42And he's going to actually do the dinner right there at my house. And right now the bidding is at $1,525. I would love, love if we can get $2,000 or $3,000 for that. We've got Switchfoot items. We've got Gary Hoey items. We've got Alice in Chains items. We've got LaDainian Tomlinson items. We've got Drew Brees items. Wheels. Who? Mews. Mews. Mews. We have a lot of really cool items for you to bid on. And so please go and bid on these items. But you can also just donate money to Rady Children's Hospital by going to MikeyShow.com and clicking on Donate Now. And so the total that we've raised, $10,917. But here's the thing. If there's somebody listening right now that you've...

37:42woke up, your alarm's gone off, and you've been awake now for 40 minutes or whatever, and maybe you're even on your way to work. And you are in a position that you can give because you are wealthy or for whatever reason that you're able to give. And for whatever reason, right now, as I'm talking, it may touch your heart. To give to Rady Children's Hospital and to their Autism Discovery Institute. I'm begging you. Please, please, please, please give to this. Go to MikeyShow.com and please give to this. And give a large amount. It will bless you. And it will let you have ownership to something that is forever. Love is something that's forever. And if you go there and you do this right now, you'll have an internal impact. And so I'm asking you to please, please go to MikeyShow.com and give to it today, right now. We sign off at 10, 28 straight hours of asking people to do this. By the way, if you give a $50 donation or more, you get the FM 94.9 Mikey Thon t-shirt, which is the coolest looking t-shirt we've ever done. Ever.

39:11for a 28-hour broadcast. It is the coolest one. It is so rad. And so you get that if you do a $50 donation. But man, if you're listening right now and you are a millionaire or you are somebody who has been touched by autism, I hope I'm speaking directly to your heart and that you go to MikeyShow.com right now and make a big donation of thousands of dollars, please. Let's see. Okay. So let's do this. We got some white elephant gifts. Oh, boy. And let's do the white elephant gifts. It'll be fun. I have a suggestion. Yes. Not to throw a curveball to you. But you're going to throw a curveball. But I'm going to throw one anyway. Brace yourself. Nauseousness. Here's the deal. Cross. Got my gifts out of my car for me. And I don't know what he did with them.

40:08So I think he put him in promotions, is what he said. But why don't you guys do your Secret Santa real quick? I'll come back, I'll get on the last part of that, and I'll hunt down the guests. No, we can't start the presents without you. Do Secret Santa, not White Elephant. Just do Secret Santa. I think you're part of the Secret Santa. Yeah, yeah, I'll be the last one to go. Cool. But we want you to be a part of what we're on. Oh, I want to be, and I want to be. I want to be. We'll do something else. Okay, go find it. How about I ask Will to go grab it? Yeah. Oh, can I see the scissors and the tape real quick? Oh, he's going to rap. Oh, what? Do you ever have other people do all your stuff? Ever? Here, take some gift bags. Yeah, there's gift bags. You can use my gift bags. Here, I got a Target bag out here. Here, here, here. I have one, too. Hey, I have a big Target bag. Oh, like what you're doing now? The guy's unbelievable. He is simply unbelievable. M1 Anonymous in La Jolla. Good morning. How are you? Hey, I'm doing great. I really applaud you guys for what you're doing. And just to give you a little bit more incentive to keep going, I wanted to put in a bid for the dinner with y'all. Awesome. So I'm going to put it in for $2,000. Oh, yes, dude. Yes.

41:37That is so great, bro. Love you. That is so great. Maybe I'll go to your house. Maybe you adopt me. That is so great, M1 Anonymous. That is so great. Are you near a computer so that you can do that? I'm actually driving in, so I am going to do that. Okay, great. Oh, that is so great, man. Thank you so much. You're welcome, man. Dude, that means so much to me. Personally means so much to me. And, dude, oh, man, you know, that is just so, so cool of you. Well, here's my prayer is that someone gets into the bidding with me. Oh, yeah. I would love that. You know, I hope that somebody gets into the bidding with him, too. And if you're listening right now, know that it's going to be $2,000. What we're talking about here is a dinner at my place, at my house. Jeffrey from Pample Moose, who owns Pample Moose, he's going to come over. He's going to cater this thing. And it's going to be all the members of the show over there. It's going to be a really, really fun night and a really great night. And if that sounds like something that's really fun to you, something cool, we know that M1 Anonymous is in for $2,000. We hope to get it higher and higher and higher.

42:56Thank you so much, man. I can't tell you how much that means to me. That's so cool. So nice. You're welcome. Bring it on. Thank you very much. Thank you. Bring it. All right. We'll see you. Let's see. Made me happy. Oh, that is so great. Thank you so much for our show. I know. That is so great. M1 Max from Point Loma. Morning, Mike. How's it going, guys? It's good, man. How you doing? Hey, man. I'm doing good. Just got my coffee. relaxing before work, listening to you guys as usual. I just wanted to let you guys know I'm in sales. And being in sales, you always got to have a certain attitude, certain demeanor when you're working. And I don't think I'd be as good as sales without the Mikey show to start off my morning. That's awesome, dude. We appreciate it. Thank you so much. Maximilian. Maximilian. Maximus. Maximus. Thank you, dude. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. M1 Nubian Prince. Hello, baby. What you guys are doing, man, is so... Mikey, every time you do this every year, bro, I get all emotional at the end, man. And I'm just going to tell you guys that, you know, seeing your efforts for your son. And, oh, bro, let me tell you real quick. I was driving to the Grapevine for Thanksgiving, and you had Jake sing that song. Uh-huh. You know what I'm talking about?

44:18Yeah. I was all emotional on the road on the three-way, dude. Yeah. That was so cool, man. Oh, my God. So sweet, dude. That was so sweet. So sweet. I just want to say thanks for what you guys are doing, Brian. Oh, thank you, man. We appreciate it very much. Right on, brother. Thanks a lot. It was good to see you again. He came down to them. I heard something. M1 Anonymous, what happened? I was running through the halls. He just donated $2,000, bid $2,000 for the dinner auction. How great is that? He's hoping to get into a bidding war. He wants to get into a bidding war. That guy's the greatest. Yeah, he is. He's like our Mikey Show angel. He is. And I really do hope that someone does get into a bidding war with him and says, you know what, I want to do $2,500. And then it just starts going back and forth. That would be so incredible. So if there's anybody that's listening right now that wants to go to twenty five hundred bucks, please do. We would just absolutely love it. And we want you to go to Mikey show dot com. That's where you can make these donations. You can bid on some auction items that we have. But it's just it means so much to us and it means so much to me, means so much to to my wife. It's just to people that have kids with autism. So.

45:38That would be really great. Let's see. Do we want to play? We're golden if you're ready for that thing that you wanted to do. We're ready. I'm ready. You are ready? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. I was born ready. Okay. You weren't ready a minute ago. I was ready. They were in the other room. Okay. Yeah. I got them and it's wrapped and ready to go. Let's do this. That was a joke with the scissors thing. A windstorm or what was that? I don't know. What was that? Just me blowing. That was a joke. All right. That was Jay just blowing. I wanted to freak you out. He just wanted to freak me out. It's just blowing. All right. Well, let's do this. So how does a white elephant work? I'll show you. Okay. Mike, you draw a number. Oh. Okay. I've drawn a number. We should get all the gifts together, shouldn't we? Whatever they are. What's left? Let's get the number. Let's get the number. I would like to pick my own number. All right.

46:42So, who has got number one? I don't. I don't. All right, Jay. Entree. So, let's put the ones. Jay's right. Put the ones out that are white elephant. Put the ones out that are. It stinks. I'm the first person. Yeah. Why did you grab me? I didn't. So, we'll put them. We'll put them right. Explain what white elephant is to people. It's fun because you get to steal gifts. Okay. And you pick. And it's just fun. So, when you go into the store, you steal gifts? You don't. No. You steal gifts that you paid for. You can steal from your friends, which is rad. You can steal from your friends. Which who doesn't want to do that? Yeah. All right. How does it work? Okay. So all these gifts here. Jay has number one. Jay will pick a gift and open it. Okay. Jay is just going to randomly pick. Randomly pick a gift. Beautiful bag. This polka dot bag. Presumably from a girl.

47:39Well, bam. Oh, it's a Snuggie. Look at that. We should tell everybody that the gifts all had to be as seen on TV. As seen on TV. As seen on TV, yeah. That's a Snuggie. It's a Snuggie. Now what? So here's the deal. I'm number two. I'm stealing the Snuggie. You want the Snuggie. So wait, tell us what your options are. My option is to open another present or steal this one. Okay. I'm stealing this because I want this. So I get to pick another gift. Oh, wait. Now hang on. Hang on. Okay, go ahead. Ha ha! Jay can pick another gift. I hope it's another Snuggie. Trying to get one for Jasper. ShamWow. A ShamWow. How about that? Alright, who's number three? Ella B. You can have the Snuggie, the ShamWow, or you can pick your own gift. Oh wow, she's really trying to make a choice here. I want the Snuggie. Oh, wow. She took the Snuggie away from Woods. Now, see, I can't steal it back. Okay, you can't steal it back. But I get to grab another one. So the last one is the lucky one. This one looks really... Oh, wait. Ah. It's the Shake Weight. So does he have to keep that? It's the Shake Weight. You have to keep it, Woods? No, I don't. I have this. Who is number four? Me. You can steal one of these or open those two.

49:05Mikey, you're in the best spot. I'm in the best spot. Sienna wants to shake right. She wants to shake right. I believe, correct me if I'm wrong. I don't know the rules. I believe it's the next round I can steal again or open. No, you pick again. Does anyone know? I don't have to. There's a steal limit. There's a steal limit. It was stolen twice. And it was stolen twice. So that one's off the market. Snuggies off the market. I'm going to take this one. You take that one. I take these. Oh. Dynamite. Oh, it's dryer balls. Dryer balls. LLV. Dryer balls. As seen on TV. Okay. So. You're stuck with dryer balls. Mike, you, you can pick or you can steal from someone. Rebecca says take the ShamWow. What is this? Price is right? I almost got the ShamWow. But then I thought the dryer ball. The ShamWow. I was going to get in that today. What's that? I was going to get in that this afternoon. Really? The Snuggie? Oh, yeah. So, Mike, you can steal any one of these. Or you can't get the SnuggWell, though. No, you can't take the Snuggie. SnuggWell. I can't take the Snuggie? Nope. You can't? Oh. The SnuggWell. Oh, balls? Woods is trying to sell those dryer balls.

50:32I'll take the ShamWow. Jay is stuck with the last prize. No, I can take this. It hasn't been stolen twice. Why do you have to take this? He can. I can. No. Sienna. Sienna. Sienna hated it. She didn't want to give it up. More than likely. You can steal this. More than likely. You can steal this. I can steal the dryer balls, the ShamWow, or I can take a random thing. Yes. Jay. I'm so upset. Sage's blanket smells so good. I don't want the dryer balls. It smells so good. I'll let you use it. No, I want it because it's fun. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Jay does that well. Yeah. Wow. Woods. They do it. You're a creep. They do it on the commercial. I know you're a creep, though. You're kind of a creep. Yeah. I'm going to go with the random thing I don't know. All right.

51:34I know Rebecca bought it, so I'm thinking it's good. She didn't. I did. Oh, boy. Heavy duty. Can I? No, let me. Hang on. Sienna. Sienna. Sienna. There you go, Todd. Merry Christmas. Sienna. Sienna. Sienna. Sienna. Sienna. Wait. The game is hot. Okay. Sienna. Hang on. Sienna. I really want to do it back to you, but you can't go, my Ike. Yeah. Let me explain. They look pretty legit. They're like heavy duty, like hedgers on hedge clippers. They have a very special purpose. Okay. Cut cans. You see that thing that he has right there? Yeah. Dryer balls? Yeah, but the packaging. Oh, I love that. It tears right through that junk. I'm happy. How do you get into those? Yeah. That is a problem. No, no, no. But once you get them out, let me tell you. It's cardboard on the back so you can pop it through. And you know when you get stuff and they've got those ties? Oh, my gosh. Sienna, this is one of the greatest things I ever got. I'm so glad I have that for Christmas because every kid's present comes in that plastic that you can't get into. And it also has this little screwdriver that gets into kids' toys.

52:51Oh, my gosh. Best decision, then. Best decision. What? Demonstrate on the plastic. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, let me show you. Let me demonstrate. Okay. You be the infomercial. Yeah, I'll be the infomercial. Thank you. I'm excited now. You sold it. This is absolutely great. Tell me about it. Huh? Do you need to open up a CD box? Why? Do you need a battery compartment? Look at this. He just can't get in. What's his demonstrating opening it? He's struggling. He can't get his dryer balls. His balls won't come out. He can't get into his own balls, but I'm going to show him. out to right now if you've got this device let me show you what it does first of all you open it up just like this take it away from this dumb jerk and then you just start to cut

53:39You cut, you cut, you cut, you cut, and it tears right through it. Kind of like regular scissors, right? It did cut right through it. It's as easy as pie. It's as easy as one, two, three. Looks like kind of a workout. If you've seen it on TV. An hour and a half later. No, he did it perfectly. Look at that. You could do that with regular scissors. No, you'll break the scissors. And they, like, bend. And it'll dull your scissors out. These things never get dull. Oh, my gosh. I am thrilled. Look at that. Look at that. Like butter. Like butter. I'll be happy with my shake weight. Thank you. It's so sharp. Can I have my balls now? And then, look at this. You can also... You can also slide this. Oh, watch out. Watch your eyes. Something popped up and flew at me. You push this. That's cut through. Oh, OK. And then it's the something every parent needs on Christmas. And then look at that screwdriver screwdriver. I love it. You just close it like that. And then you close. Hey, he's got a knife. Thank you, Mike. Wow. Yep.

54:50What do dryer balls do? They fluff your sheets. Where's the packaging to this? All the instructions. I have no idea what they were. I just knew that someone was going to get really mad about getting the dryer balls. Did you get the dryer balls? Yeah. How dare you? I almost got the Shamwiles. Of course she got the dryer balls. Of course. You know why? She got the dryer balls. They cost a nickel. No, they didn't. They cost 10 cents. Should we do the other ones real quick? No. Later? Yeah. Okay, cool. All right. Who wants to go first? Let's do them. I don't know. Sienna. Okay. Sienna. This is Secret Santa. Secret Santa. This is Secret Santa. Who was your secret Santa? Dun, dun, dun. Ah! Sienna picked L.O.B. as her secret Santa. Do they all open at the same time? No, they're kind of like random things that I got. Do I get to open them? You can return them. They're from Urban Outfitters. Panties. I won't be returning them. They're just like a couple little things. Just little panties. Cute little bag. Reusable. Oh, yeah. Sienna knows them. Subscription to Ebony Magazine. And Dupro Provera. Do you know what that is? Ring holder? Yes!

56:04Todd saw it and he's like, what? I don't have a ring yet, but... Oh, wow. I'll be putting that on my nightstand. You put that on your nightstand and you put rings on it or your earrings at the end of the night. No, I know. This is perfect. But I'll leave it out as a subtle empty hint. It looks like a crystal sombrero. Yeah. It's very pretty. Maybe put that in his sock drawer. Maybe put it on the toilet so when he sits down, he sits right on it. I have like a little... soap dish now that serves this purpose. So this will be perfect. Sweet. And then this other thing I just thought was cute. That's me. And it's not real leather. Oh, that's good. Lauren doesn't like real leather. It's a wallet that can also serve as like a little clutch. Yeah. Thank you, Sienna. I don't know if you have a wallet that you use, but I thought this is cute. I have a wallet that I'm kind of sick of. Good. This would be perfect. Sweet. I have a lot of money, too. Thank you, Santa. You're welcome. Santa? I mean, yeah. Who's next? Me. This was wrapped with care for... It's not wrapped at all. My good friend, Jay Isbell. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

57:19Oh, wow. Oh, here. I'll help you get the wrapping off. Oh, wow. That just came right out of a bag. You know, it was just, it wasn't really wrapped. Look at the thing, the label. Oh, it's cool. It's a camping table. It's a camping. Yay. It's a camping table. I love it. Yay. Perfect. I love Christmas. Thank you so much. Here you go. I got Mikey. Oh, Mikey. Mikey. Oh, the kid. Let's get double LLB gifts real good. Cool. Homemade sweater. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, dude. That is so rad. He went through Jared's company. Jared, come in here and tell us the name of the company. What is it? I want to see. You know how he does those, the portraits? Yeah. He did it of Rebecca and the boys. Oh, my God. Dude. Show everybody up, Jay. Awesome. When you think about it.

58:27Show us up and steal the shaker weight. You ever just kiss up to the boss? Yeah, real good. So rad, dude. Thank you, man. There's something brown on your nose, dude. This is so... That is... It's gorgeous. Great. I love it. Oh, my gosh. I love that. Thank you. Jared, step up to the mic. Yeah, tell everybody the name of your company and how they can do this. Yes. Talk to the mic. Talk to the mic. Jared, you're the man. He's been here the whole time. The whole time. It's called Portrait Prince. You could order online at portraitprince.net. It's awesome. It's so cool. It is so awesome. He does such a great job and frames them and everything. Jared wants to leave because he wants to get back to work. Dude, I might cry. I might cry. I wonder who Mike has. I know he might cry. I may. There's a couple things in there. It may get me. Sienna. Yeah, Mike! I believe you. I believe you. Daily. Oh, thank you. Woods is going first. Open it. Who is? I was opening mine. That's fine. You open Woods. You've already started. Shut your mouth. Don't break the chair. What was that? Please tell me I ran over something. I think maybe it was here.

59:52What was that? Because he's fast. Okay, well, it may have been the chair. I don't know. Woods, open your bag. Open your bag. You've already started.