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Sweet Berry Wine -
Track 3 - Aunt Jemima Song
2008
Best Of Album - 2008 - Sweet Berry WineKIOZRock 105.3
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An unnamed singer delivered an exaggerated love song to Aunt Jemima syrup, praising how it tastes on pancakes and flapjacks. He pictured the Land O'Lakes lady at a party on his plate, then pushed the bit into barroom body shots and vows to carry Aunt Jemima's name overseas. The singer also argued that the syrup belongs in tea and is sweet enough to attract bees. The final gag put the syrup on his feet, where it left him uncomfortably sticky.
What happened, in order
Party on My Plate
The singer praises Aunt Jemima syrup as a perfect match for pancakes and imagines the Land O'Lakes lady joining the meal.
Copper-Colored Goodness
Aunt Jemima's syrup is celebrated as copper-colored goodness drizzled over flapjacks.
Syrup at the Bar
The food tribute swerves into absurdity when the singer claims the syrup makes great body shots at a bar.
Overseas Devotion
The singer imagines bringing Aunt Jemima overseas and keeping her name on his keys as a sign of lasting devotion.
Tea and Bees
The singer says he puts the sweet syrup in tea and notes that bees love it too.
Sticky Feet
The serenade ends with syrup on the singer's feet, leaving them feeling strange and sticky.
People mentioned
164 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Hey Aunt Jemima, you go so great on my pancakes, and I really like how you taste, and the lady from the Land O'Lakes likes you too. It's a party on my plate for you, your headband too. Hey Aunt Jemima, on my flapjacks you do drizzle that copper-colored goodness, so for shizzle you're my nizzle, yes you are. You make great body shots at the bar. Is that bizarre? Oh, I wish you were for free. Oh, bet you're from Tennessee. Oh, I'd bring you overseas. Oh, your name up on my keys. Forever you and me. Hey, Aunt Jemima Necta from the Maple God's Wicked Delicious. And I just can't believe that you come from Log's Wicked Bazaar.
Your savory serum can heal skies. Wicked bizarre. I put you in my tea. Oh, you're also loved by bees. Oh, you're wicked freaking sweet. Feel weird on my feet. Feel weird on my feet. Now they're all sticky. Cause you're on my feet.