The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 3
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The April 19th, 2008 P1 Podcast blended birthday festivities, sticker strike anticipation, and absurd debate segments. Spaceboy celebrated his birthday with laser tag at Ultra Zone while Corman joked about finally coming out of the closet. The crew hyped the May 10th P1 Sticker Strike at Qualcomm Stadium, detailing $50 tattoo gift cards, a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle, and early line-campers, while also debating fast-food diets and Taco Bell as a week-long prison. The show revived the 'dumb chick challenge,' where Skye and Ashley stumbled on questions about the 'always' brand and maxi pads, and closed with a Mad Libs political speech for Miss Skye involving gold bullion, urines, and manservants.
What happened, in order
Spaceboy Birthday & Land Party
Spaceboy celebrates his birthday with the group, Corman quips he's finally come out of the closet, and the crew debates whether their gathering is a 'land party' or a local area network event.
P1 Sticker Strike
The first P1 Sticker Strike is detailed, with fans camping at Qualcomm Stadium as early as 3 a.m. and receiving prizes like $50 tattoo gift cards and a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle.
Secret Crush Barista
A 38-year-old caller admits his secret crush on his barista, whom he thought was 32 but is actually 34, prompting bitter reactions and references to the rule against dating 'cussies.'
Team Sass Fail
The women of Team Sass fail the weekly battle-of-the-sexes segment, stumping on questions about the 'always' brand and maxi pads, while the guys struggle with easy lady questions.
1980 Olympics Announcer
The group debates who announced the 1980 Olympics hockey 'Miracle on Ice' game, with Howard Cosell suggested but ultimately rejected, leaving the real announcer unidentified.
Dumb Chick Challenge
Skye and Ashley fail the 'dumb chick challenge' with easy questions, Danny shows off a severe sunburn and jokingly offers to pee on his back for relief, which the group reluctantly considers.
Fast Food Week Debate
The debate over being locked in a fast-food restaurant for a week escalates with suggestions like Taco Bell, Sonic, Panda Express, and Boston Market, where Sean dead-seriously chooses Taco Bell.
B-Rob vs Eddie Summer Games
B-Rob and Eddie's summer game battle is introduced, featuring horseshoes and bocce ball with detailed scoring rules, and Eddie is favored to win unless he's sick with Ebola.
Sweat Into the Oldies
Miss Skye's love for Richard Simmons' Sweat Into the Oldies is highlighted; she wore out her tape, so the group buys her a new copy during her half-birthday week, creating a conundrum with Eddie supposedly forgetting the
Miss Skye's Political Speech
Miss Skye delivers a Mad Libs political speech filled with golden hams, Donkey Kongs, news girls in every beating, gold bullion in every garage, and a promise to keep urines off city streets and crooks from dipping manse
People mentioned
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This is the P1 Podcast for April 19th, 2008. Lemon face, lion face. Dance, dance, move your booty now. Shake it, shake it on a monkey suit. Oh yeah. Corman, so nice of you to wear that panda suit today. So cute. Just the top. And no bottoms. Hot. And no bottoms. Howdy doody. Hi. What's up? What's up? Hello. Hello. Welcome to the Payload Party. Hi. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. Or afternoon. Wow, I keep forgetting this is a podcast. You can listen to this any time you want. Mm-mm-mm. Well, very happy to be here today. My name is Quimby. And I am ringleader of sorts of this little sideshow.
Good morning. It is April 19th. You know what that means tomorrow is, you guys? What, 20? It's 420, bro. Smokey, smokey, smokey. Look at me. I smell like patchouli oil. Hey, happy 420. Ah, yes. So, hello. Here we are again together. A bunch of silver spoons. How are you guys today? Hi. Hi. How's it going? A bunch of silver spoons. Yeah. Hoping to find we're two of a kind? Yes. Well, actually five of a kind. We're the only people in the room that actually know that. Uh-huh. No, I don't. Nobody gets the silver spoons. The what? Well, I just won't admit it. Well, then forget about it. Ricky Schroeder, Alfonso Ribeiro, back in the 80s. If you don't know what silver spoons is, I don't want to know you. Get the hell out of my country. Get out.
Why don't you head over there to France? All right, bye. See you later. Why don't you go and leave, you communist? Silver spoons, Alf. What up? When was this? 80s. I was being born in the 80s, dude. Oh, my gosh. I feel sorry for you. It's like over time, you were being born in the 80s? I was being born in the 80s. What year did it start? What year did it end? Oh, my gosh. So, hi. This is our weirdo group here. I think you know who these people are by now. We got Danny and Spaceboy as, you know, regularly. What up? Yo, yo. I want to say to you, Spaceboy, happy birthday, you sexy. Thank you. You're so beautiful for 31. You're golden. You're pristine. He's starting to get the sexy salt and pepper in his hair. Oh, yeah. He's starting. Okay. And we have Cormac here. Same as last week. He actually showed up for two shows in a row, people. Wow. Let's give him a round of applause. I'm really proud of you. I can't believe you let me in. Well, I can't believe you finally came out of the closet either. Thank you. And guess who else is here? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Back from his wonderful family reunion. It's our friend P1 Nerd. Greetings. Greetings. And get it right. It was a family land party. Oh, yes. Land party. Yeah.
No, not land. It's land for local area network. Get it right. Whoa, sorry. Well, excuse the hell out of me. Gosh. Sorry I don't speak your binary code. It's O-O-B-2-8-O-O-O slash semicolon. There's only zeros and one in binary. Duh. You look like a banana. I don't really care. Binary's gross anyways. I don't like it. So unefficient. It's so gross anyways. We got our friend Carla in the audience today. So hopefully we'll make your day here. So this is the first podcast before a live studio audience. Yes. Yeah. Hi. Technically won't be live though when you see it, but hey, what can I say? So today we have four acts for you. We're going to talk about The Mikey Show Weekend Review. We got some Mad Libs with Miss Sky. Hey, Miss Sky. There might be some gold bouillon in that for you. We have nerdy news yet again. Yay. I'm really excited. We finally have nerdy news back. So for all you nerds out there today, today is your day.
Today is your day, bro. Also, Act 4, we have P1Sight.com. We're going to talk about some of the hottest threads of the day, some events. It's going to be lots and lots of fun. And then maybe we'll end. Or not. So the show this week. Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited, you guys. Dude, were you excited when they announced that May 10th? May 10th. The day before Mother's Day. Don't you forget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At 10 a.m. Once again. At Qualcomm Stadium. Yes. P1 Sticker Strike. The first P1 Sticker Strike was the first time I've ever seen Mikey in person. Really? He kind of freaked me out because I was like, really? That voice is connected to that guy? So how did you feel when you saw Sean? Or did you even know it was Sean? I knew it was Sean because he was the one putting on... Gloves. Yes. But the funniest thing is the look on his face when he had to go to the restroom and there was only a port-a-potty. Yeah, that's so funny. Oh, no. I was like, oh, my God. I'm surprised he did it. And then he went in. I was like, oh, no. Did he really? That's crazy. I'm uncomfortable doing that. That had to be bad. So gross. That's bad. But I'm really excited. They have a new sticker.
You can go check it on MikeyShow.com. And what's really awesome about the sticker strike is, just like last year, what you do is you line up at Qualcomm Stadium with your little car. A lot of people go early. There was one team of friends that went there at like 3 o'clock in the morning last year. They started camping out at Qualcomm at 3 a.m. They were the very first people in line. I mean, people started lining up from like 3 a.m. on. So all you P1s out there, I highly recommend that if you don't want to be the last in line and maybe get cut off, that you get there early. If you don't, forget about it. You're just not going to be cool and have the new second edition P1 show sticker. What would be nice if all the P1s from the site or whomever comes to the site post up what you've won, what you've got in your envelope. That would be nice to know. Yeah, that'd be cool. I can answer that question for you right now. Last year, everybody I knew pretty much got a 24-hour fitness. Yes. Yes. A t-shirt. A lot of good-looking fit San Diegans. Exactly. Yeah, right. Obviously, you can tell I didn't use mine. Did any of you guys actually use that 24-hour fitness pad? I did. Can't you tell? Yeah. You are looking great, sweetie. You look hot. Yeah. Yeah. What about you, Corman? Were you around for the first thing? I was around, but I didn't go.
Really? Why not? Did you just not think it was going to be a big deal at all? No, no, it was a big deal and all. Actually, I don't know what I was doing. I know I just didn't go. Oh, well, that's terrible. How long was it until you finally got your sticker? This guy, Spaceboy over here, gave it to me at the Dave and Buster's party. Aw, BFF. You guys are so cute. And I've been his lap slave ever since. Oh, really? Yeah, I know. It's the price you pay for a green sticker. But like I was saying, this year, the prizes that you're going to get as you drive in there are going to be amazing. Amazing. You get a $50 gift certificate, though, for a tattoo. So if you're over the age of 18, legal, then you can use up $50 towards a tattoo, which I'm really excited about. I think I'm going to use it towards a tattoo. Any of you? I'm going to use it to... put something silly on sandra oh my god that's right um yeah if if you look in the forums so we'll talk about this a little later uh corman's offering to put up for a uh
A mural, I think, on Sanjayi's back is the last I heard. It's going to be like a Mount Rushmore of the Mikey Show. That's genius. Well, that was his idea, the Mount Rushmore of the Mikey Show. I don't think that'll really happen, to be quite honest. Because you cannot combine the coupons, people. I just want you to know this. You can't put together like four coupons and then go get a $200 tattoo. Yeah. Not going to happen. It's going to be awesome. I can't wait for the sticker strike. Anything else? What's the big prize? The big prize is the motorcycle, right? Yeah, it's a Kawasaki Ninja. That's a pretty sweet prize. And a Ninja, too, right? First of all, bodyguard for a week. Do the stars come with it? That's what I want to know. Ninja stars? Yes. Do they come with it? Well, at least if he talks like that, I'll take him. Let's go. Love it. I'm going for the TV. The TV. Of course you are. I'll take $1,000 worth of audio and video equipment. I'll take the cash. You know what I'll take? Screw all of you. I'll take the season tickets to the Chargers this year. Yes, for sure. See ya. See ya didn't want to beat ya. I forgot about that. That's a good call. Yeah, that is sick. And usually Clear Channel gets pretty good seats at Qualcomm. I've gotten tickets from there before. Or it could be in the box. Who knows? I want it.
I'm going to specifically request that. I'm going to request that. You guys are making dirty jokes in the corner over there. Space boy and daddy. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys are disgusting. I don't like it. Stop it. Be nice. We're all adults here, right? I'm going to wash your mind. I'm going to wash your mind with bleach. It's Dicker Strike May 10th. We will be talking about this more. You know, if you didn't hear it now, well, then we'll make sure we rub it into your brain so you don't forget ever. Well, let me tell you about this. There is a Jack Russell Terrier in this room right now. Running around. That's so great. Also this week on the show. was the wonderful secret crush fan. Epic fan. Dude, that was so funny. That was pretty sad and creepy. Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah. So this 38-year-old guy calls the show and says he's in love with it. He has a crush on his barista. Who's 34? Who he thought was 32. He's like, ah, she's like 31, 32. They call her. And the first thorn in his side is, I don't date cussies.
yes yeah well that old rule that's what eddie says right exactly and mikey goes just quit yeah okay and then the second one just to like add insult to injury She then states that she's 24 years old. That's so funny. The best part was what she said when Mikey told her how old he was. Oh, 38? And she goes, oh, God. Yes, yes. Yes, right. That's so funny. Oh, poor guy. No kidding. Did you sense the bitterness of the guy at the end of the call? Yeah, he was over it. He was so... Bitter. Definitely quivering lips. He was like, oh, thanks, guys. He was getting mad at the Mikey show because they were making... Oh, he was just down, I think. Mikey saw it a mile away. Yeah, oh, they all saw it. I think we all did, dude. Oh, I did as a former barista of Starbucks.
That guy probably thinks strippers like him, too. Oh, my gosh. It's called customer service, dude. That was pretty sad. It was getting so brutal that sometimes I had to, like, turn down my radio for some reason. I was like, oh, I can't listen. But I need to listen, so I got to turn it back up. It's all addictive. I'm actually kind of missing Cheater's Hotel, though. Oh, really? I'm not. No way, dude. I feel so much better after Secret Crush. Yeah. Cheers hotel is just like it. You feel dirty afterwards, dude. I want a dirty little mix. Did I just say that? Can you say that? A little racist. I missed that. I just meant that I wanted a little mix maybe of crushes and cheaters. I want a dirty little mix. That's what I said. Thanks for repeating it. Oh, I don't want to repeat myself there. Also this week, man, there was another epic fail on the show. And that was of the women of Team Sass. That's a weekly fail. They blew it this week when it came to the battle of the sexes. It was really, really bad. Oh, man.
They only missed, what, like one question? Team Awesome? That's awesome. Team Awesome. B-Rob. They had really easy questions, though. Whatever. What was an easy question? They were really easy questions. Like, what does the brand always make? I thought it was soap. Who plays what's-her-face on Ugly Betty? The question just happened to be Deshaun, who watches all of TV. What straight guy knows that answer? Lots of straight guys know that answer. Always makes... I don't even know what always makes. I thought it was so. You have a wife, right? Yeah. Yeah. Microphones. Any of you who have a girlfriend, you better know what always is. Or a wife, for that matter. Especially you husbands. You guys are lying. I can already tell. Always, you know what that is. It was a 50-50 chance for me. Because I was like, it has to be like a tampon or a pad. I didn't know which one to choose. Yeah, I think asking a married man the name of... you know, the brand of maxi pads. I don't know. It's, it's, it's pretty much a given, but all the questions just happened to be pretty easy lady questions. No way. I never heard always. Sorry. The, the lady, the questions for the women about men this week were a little difficult. Like who announced that, uh, 1980 hockey game? Whatever, dude. That's a common knowledge question. No, it's not.
Do any of you men in this room know who announced the 1980 Olympics? Of course. The hockey game? Who doesn't know that? Corman doesn't even know what it is. I know exactly what it is. I'm trying to remember the guy's name. Yeah, see? Miracle on Ice. Yeah. Nobody knows who announced that. Miracle on 34th Street, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever. Santa Claus. But it was pretty pathetic because there were a couple of questions that should have been answerable. Howard Cosell? Yeah, that's what I would have said, but no. Who is it, Danny? Who announced that game? I'll get back to you on that. Oh, my God. See, and you just said that wasn't a hard question. No, it wasn't. You just, like, contradicted yourself. You're an idiot. No, I'm busy. You fail. Get off my show. I'm busy doing something. So the epic fail by the women kind of, it just goes to show that the women will be performing something with a stunt. That men are better? No, they just happened to ask the three dumbest chicks questions that any general women should know. That's brutal. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be brutal, but if it had been any three other females besides Skye, Ashley, mainly. Any? Yeah, these two people, they participate in the dumb chick challenge. Sorry, Skye. I believe in you. Any.
People who can't answer one-point questions on the dumb chick challenge. That's your girl, Skye. I'm sorry. That's your girl, Skye. Yeah. Ashley, that's your girl. Yep. Well, I've just stated my opinion. Like, if any of my friends were like this, hey, if Carla was answering questions like a retard, I'd call her out on it. Because I love her, and I want her to know what's going down, my browns. Kids, can you see the top of her head anymore? No. Shut up. Yeah. And did anything else stand out to you? Sure. Oh, she did it again. Okay. You need to stop doing that. Danny has a really, really bad sunburn. And I keep forgetting that he has like raw skin, like in the movie Hellraiser, on his back. And I just touched his back for the third, fourth time in the last hour. Sorry. Uh-huh. You going to be okay? Uh-huh. Are you all right? I'm not laughing. Do you want me to pee on your back for you? Seriously, I'm not laughing. I heard that works to help your skin feel better. Uh-uh. I'll pee on it. Oh, my God. I just want to pee on you. Drip, drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip. Should be your R. Kelly. Anybody got a 7-Eleven cup around here? Oh, my God. Here, I'll fill it up for you. I just had a Venti iced coffee. It'll feel really good, I promise. Use a ladle. I'll just let it get down to room temperature and we'll be all right, buddy. This is disgusting.
Did you wear pill paste that day by any chance? No, I did not. I heard sometimes that makes the sunburn worse. No. Pill paste. Are you on birth control? Ortho-tricycline. Yes. Anything. You figured me out. Do you have fallopian tubes? Uh-huh. Are you having cramps as well? Would you like to go home? Yes. I can call your mother. Okay, you do that. I heard she came over here and wants to pick you up anyway. She's actually on her way. Oh, I'm sorry. That was great. Uh-huh. So I'm sorry that I touched your back again. Yeah. It's okay. I went and got sunburned, too, at the tanning salon. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, moving on. So, anybody else like anything else from the Mikey Show this week? Come on, throw it out there. Talk about it. Let me hear the issue with people. I like that discussion about staying in a fast food restaurant for a week. Which one would you choose? That was a random debate question. That was awesome. I like that one. I didn't hear that. I like that. Yeah, that was cool. Do you guys have any? I actually text in, but I don't think I can call. I asked if it was possible to get locked in a McDonald's in a Walmart superstore. Oh, good point. Because I would want to not just eat fast food for a week. I'd want to play games. You'd be like that guy. You would have to basically eat that food for a week is basically what it comes down to. That's the spirit of the question. I was totally cheating. Oh, I know where I'd be locked. I know where I'd be locked.
I'd be locked in Soup Plantation then. That's not fast food. Oh, that's true. It is fast, though. It's pretty fast when I put all that salad on my plate. The qualifications were that you have to order off a board. Quiznos. Chop me in there. Give me everything toasted. Do you have one? Panda Express. That was mentioned on the show. That was a good one. Do you know what? Mine's the best. Boston Market. No? No. That's disgusting. Boston Market maybe for dinner, but I couldn't eat breakfast there, dude. So gross. Delicious. That place is disgusting. Disgusting. Yeah. I got sick eating there, dude. That stuff is for... Chick-fil-A. Dude, you live in a... That's gross. 4x4 freaking trailer if you like Boston Market. Creepy weirdo. Alright, so does anyone remember what Sean said? Sonic? Panda Express? Is he the one who said that? Taco Bell. Oh, that's right. He said Taco Bell. He was dead serious about it. He was dead serious. Wait a minute. Of all people in the world, let me just put this out there. Of all people in the world, Sean would be locked in Taco Bell.
bell have you ever stepped foot in a taco bell those places are disgusting i don't even i heard that their meat uh their beef starts as jack russell terrier yeah or is it like dehydrated crap So gross. I don't even see Sean eating at a Taco Bell, let alone living one for a week. I know. That lettuce tastes like bleach. Now, I have a question. Does a Mexican food restaurant fall into this category? Is it considered fast food? Anything with the last name Toes is delicious in my book. Roberto's, Albertos, Filibertos, Juanbertos, Alfredo Bertos, Gingas Khan, Rubio's, Sombrero's. Sombrero's is the best taco shop in San Diego. Thank you. Santana's. Santana's. No, it's nasty. That place is so overrated. Well, I still like you guys, even though you do like a place named after a guitar dude. Santana's.
Nice. Whatever. Whatever. He owns a place. And you're Mexican? Wait a second. Can we – I want to revoke your Mexican status. Do it. The next racial draft, the white people are going to take you back. That's all right. And then we'll give Spaceboy over to the Mexican nation. Is that cool? Wouldn't her IQ double? That's fair. I think it's a fair trade. I mean, overall, I think the Mexicans, they're going up because Danny – Yeah. Danny, like you are ashamed to your own race, I must say. No way, dude. You are. She doesn't like hot sauce, first of all. Let's talk about that. I'm not ashamed. I never said I was ashamed. I just don't do certain things that they are accustomed to. You, why do you lie, liar? Whatever, dude. I'm revoking your card. Do it. You can have it. Hamburgers and hot dogs. What other debate topics were pretty cool this week? Anything? Well, there was the... If you could combine Arnold Schwarzenegger, all his movies, and then Sylvester Stallone and all his movies, who would win in a fight? And the question's obvious. The answer's obvious, I mean. It would be The Terminator. I disagree. What? Well, if you go from movie to movie as how the characters live in the movies,
Terminator actually dies. So what? He's died in several of his movies. Stallone is an idiot. Stallone has never died. Whatever. You know who wins over all of the Terminator and Rambo? Schwarzenegger died in Predator. How about Conan the Barbarian? He beats everything. He'll just chop your head off. That's right. Did I hear OJ somewhere in the corner? No, Conan the Barbarian will win everything. Have any of you seen Conan the Barbarian? No, sorry. Corman. Isn't he on after Jay Leno? Yes. He's a real tall guy, red hair. Awesome. Love him. I miss Andy Richter. Conan the Barbarian will come and, like, pwn Rambo for sure. He'll pwn him. Kindergarten cop, I don't care who you are. He'll beat up everybody in this room. Stop or my mom will shoot. How about twins? I say Arnie and Danny DeVito any day will be fantastic. They'll be the team of a lifetime. Another, anyway.
That was a smooth transition, Danny. Did you have anything else to say about it? Did you have anything else to say about Schwarzenegger or Rambo there? I'm just over your conversation. He wants to single for the host. Somebody's a negative Nancy over here in the Bring Me Down. He just said he was a disgrace to his race. Are you personally offended by that? Let's talk about it on the air. This could be another famous fight. I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to bring you down, Danny. It's not. It's cool. We're going to have a fight. Are you going to get over it? Yeah. Talk to me. Why don't you want to talk about Rambo and Conan anymore? Because I have another better random debate question. Oh, really? Bring it on. Giving up TV or driving? That's easy. That's easy. You guys all better say driving.
Or, I'm sorry, TV. TV. Yeah, TV. I don't watch TV as it is. Yeah, I don't either. Now, if it was giving up internet or driving over TV. Hell yeah, I would. You are crazy. No, I'm not. I disagree. I would say TV and computer would be in the same boat then. No. No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. No, please. You can't do that. Look at these guys flipping out. You can't do that. Technically, you can watch TV on the computer. Because before the internet, TV was the internet. Mm-hmm. You're right, but. That wasn't the question. That wasn't the question. They didn't put it in any time frame or anything. There's no conflict there. Everyone's going to give up TV because you can watch everything on your iPod. No, because you couldn't watch TV on your computer. That was the rule, too. You can't watch TV shows. Yeah, you can't watch. It'll be blocked from your computer.
It's fine. Magical software will be put on your computer and you can't watch TV shows. Magical software. Magical software. Where can I get this magical software? I'll send you the link. Oh, no, not that kind of software. Yes, that's the kind of software. No. It's easy to give up the driving if you've lived without a car before. You're on crack. I've lived without a car for about five years. What? I'd easily give up driving again. Are you serious? Yeah, it's fine. Congratulations. Yeah. It was like B-Rob. B-Rob put that out there that he lived without a car for a long time, so he could easily live without the driving. I could give the driving easy like that. Wouldn't even care. Yeah, I can see Boston Rob because he needs a TV to watch his socks. It's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I need the TV to watch my Padre, so I couldn't deal without a TV. I really, really couldn't. Plus, I had a lot of good friends at that time that gave me rides. Buses suck, but then Al Gore, I think, would like me more if I gave up the driving. And that's all I really want is to be in Al Gore's favor. Dude, how about the voices, the impersonations that people did this week? Well, before that, this guy was in studio over here. Space Boy was in studio. Yes, you were. This guy over here. This guy. Way over here. And you got to hear some of those voices. I did. Yes.
What did you think? I thought that the first few that led through were great. Okay. Cleveland. Yes, that was great. I love that. And the guy from Shawshank. The black guy from Shawshank. What's his name? Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that one was dead on. People are calling in with Cartman. Peter Griffin. Not so much, but what did you guys think? Right. I tried to call in, and the phone kept ringing. Do you have one? No, I was going to do an audio Rickroll for San Diego. I was about to sing Rick Astley on the air, but my call wouldn't have gone through. Oh, darn. I think you sound so much like Rick Astley. I mean, I don't understand why I didn't get there. Looks just like him, too. Once I start singing Rick Astley, I can make it deep.
Like start singing like him. Really? I don't believe you. I really wanted to do it, but never picked up the phone. I don't believe you. That's how he swooned to P1 Ray. Yeah. She was powerless against it. Hell yeah, dude. Oh my gosh. I think the girl that did the Cinderella voices was awesome. Yeah, that was good. So beautiful. So Spaceboy, how was your time in the studio? It goes by too fast. It does feel like that. You know, you go look at the clock and it's already 9. I'm like, whoa, two hours. Yeah. Or three hours. Was it everything you hoped for and more? It was everything I hoped for. Scott had to leave early, unfortunately. That's a bummer. Ashley's very animated. Oh, yeah. She's a super-duper person. I like it. I heard she gave you a gift. She did. I got some of Ashley's cakeies. Nice. Yummy. And Danny and Quimby came over last night to help me celebrate my birthday, and I saved two for them, so they got to have them, too. What did you guys think? They were good. They were really good. I bet they tasted really awesome, like fresh out of the oven. They were right out of the oven. So good. Well, good job, Ashley. Oh, you lucky, lucky man, you. That's a pretty good birthday present. It was a great birthday. I love it. Well, guess what they announced this week. What? There's going to be another B-Rob versus Eddie's. Yeah, there is. It's going to be phenomenal and epic. So what are the two tasks?
Well, since summer's right around the corner, we have picked two of the best summertime games. Summertime, summertime. We got some horseshoes and some bocce ball. Bocce ball. Yes. It is bocce ball. Oh, it's the best game in the world. It's really fun. Bocce ball is a game with balls. And bocce. And bocce. The bocce is this little teeny tiny little ball. Is it like a seeker? Yes. You can consider it the size of a snitch. And what you do is you take this ball and you throw it out. The ball lands somewhere random in the grass where you're playing. And so you have four big balls that are weighted. And what you do is you try to get your balls as close as you can to the bocce. And if you... Land on the bocce, I believe it's three points. If you're like one foot space away from it, you get two points. And any other balls around it, you get one point. Is this a game that can be played with two people? It can be played with up to four people. It's a really fun game. It's one of the best beach games ever invented. Even though it was invented in Italy. Can you say that it's the best? Like more than over the line? Yeah. Oh.
Yeah, and anybody can play pretty much. It's a fun, fun game. So that means that B-Rub has a fighting chance here. It's the same concept as horseshoes and all. Uh-huh. Yeah. Like horseshoes. Have you ever played horseshoes before, nerd? Yes. What's the game that's played on ice where you slide the disc? That's it. That's cool, too. Yeah. But bocce ball and horseshoes. It is going to be a battle of epic proportions, sir. Who do you think has the advantage? Eddie's going to win. Eddie on everything, whatever. Eddie didn't win last time. As long as he's not sick. Exactly. As long as he doesn't have the Ebola virus, I think he'll be doing all right. And Mikey's substituting for him. Sorry. I thought that Caller had a great idea, though, for the flexing contest. Between the two of them? Excuse me? Do you remember the caller? Was that Dr. Wayne? That was Dr. Wayne. Oh my gosh. I called in and suggested that it would be cool to see both of them tanked up in oil and have a little flexing contest. That Dr. Wayne killed me this week.
Yeah, that Eddie line is weird. How do these strange people get this phone number, I wonder? I gotta go, guys. My Playboys are here. I'm surprised that Paparazzi doesn't have that special Eddie line phone number. Actually, until yesterday, I thought Paparazzi was just a Mikey character. He's a real person. I saw him at the K1 Speed event, dude. Brad, as they call him. He even has commercials. B-Rad. I think Eddie will win for sure. He seemed to be very familiar with the bocce ball. And I see Eddie as one of those guys out on the beach just tossing him out. It's going to be hardcore. Anybody want to take money? I'll take your money. You bet money. It's going to be hot stuff. Wrap it up, you guys. Is there anything else that we get to look forward to next week? I just thought of something. Do you know what Monday will be? It will be Our Lady Skies. 421. Half birthday. And this week, in honor of Skies, half birthday. When's the parade? Well, there are many things. First off, we went and got Skye a present last night because we realized it was her half birthday on Monday.
If any of you remember, this guy loves Richard Simmons' Sweat Into the Oldies. In fact, she loves the rock and robin routine. If any of you remember back in the day, she did a rock and robin routine for all the guys on the show because she used to work out with Richard Simmons' Sweat Into the Oldies. She played it so much that she wore out the tape. And so last night at a creepy video store that Space Boy took us to. Yeah. In the middle of nowhere. With $2 rentals, FYI. Did they have a curtain? On one side of the room, but we won't go into that. I saw Sweating to the Oldies, a different edition. Quimby was in there for quite a while. Yeah, I couldn't get myself away. Walked out in a couple of bags. She walked out sweating. Oh, gosh, no, I didn't. I swear. It was just Sweating to the Oldies, I promise. So as we walked in the store, we saw a couple of little workout videos.
see out of the corner of my eye, Sweat Into the Oldies, and immediately I'm drawn to it. Space Boy purchased it. Oh, boy. And so Miss Skye will be receiving a Sweat Into the Oldies tape. She mentioned a while ago that her copy had been played so many times that it was all worn out and unwatchable. So we thought we would just help her out. Why not give her half of a birthday cake? Still has a VHS player, I hope. Stuff better half. Yeah, but it's her half birthday, so we shouldn't go too crazy. Shouldn't go too crazy because we already have a week of celebrating in October for her birthday. So the floats are out. Yeah, the floats are out. And whatever you do, don't toast her. Not on the half birthday. We don't have that in writing. Now, isn't Eddie like out this year? Didn't he proclaim he was purposely forgetting her half birthday? I don't think he'll even be let to forget the half birthday. That's the conundrum. He can say he'll forget it, but you know what? She makes such a big deal every year. He'll remember it. He will remember it. And in honor of Miss Skye's birthday, we are doing yet another Mad Lib this week. And our character will be... Oh, Miss Skye! We're going to have a very exciting Mad Lib. Since there are so many words associated with the character of Miss Skye, we have way too many words this week. So this week I put up a post in the announcement section for our newest Mad Lib.
Danny and Corman wrote in there, I think two other people, Praetorian and Medic. Let's just give credit where credit is due. And they gave us a bunch of words to use this week for our Mad Lib. And this week's Mad Lib for Miss Sky consists of adjectives and nouns. So I have two plastic bags I've put together with a variety of words. This week we'll be using Danny, Corman, myself, Medic's and Praetorian's ideas. Yay. To fill in our newest Mad Lib. Cool. So, the title of this week's Mad Lib is Miss Skye's Political Speech. Space boy, would you happen to have a pen or a pencil over there, sir? Thank you very much. All right, ladies and gentlemen. I think this week we are going to have more than enough adjectives announced to use. It'll be sad if we don't pick a few. Yeah. So I say, who has the adjective bag?
Is that you, Danny? Yes, that is me. All right. And Corman, you have the noun bag. Yes. All right. I will be going to the both of you now. Adjective. Danny, please pull one out. Golden. Golden. All right. Danny, I need another adjective. Shiny. Shiny. Nice. Okay. Now we need a plural noun. Corman. Please give me something. Are there all plural nouns in here, or do I just put an S at the end? Just put an S at the end, sir. This is the only noun I need right here. Ham. Oh, yes. Hams. Hams. All right. I'm just drawing this eight times. You know what? You can get me another noun, please. There's a lot of good ones in there, you guys. I just want you to know. And Donkey Kong. Donkey Kongs. All right. We all know how Skye loves her Donkey Kong.
And how much it hurts sometimes. All right, Danny, can you give us an adjective? Hamtastic. Oh, my gosh. Yes. I must give credit where credit is due, and I made that up. Thank you very much. All right, I need another noun, sir. News girl. Oh, my gosh. This is going to be awesome. Another noun, please. Another noun. Ooh, beating. Another noun, please. Oh, man. You're a popular guy right now. Okay. Gold bullion. Yes. Oh, my gosh. It's a good thing I knew what that meant because that's not how you spell bullion. Okay. I tried. Adjective. Bullion? It's bullion. Bullion. It's bullion. Adjective? It's actually L in bullion. Honey baked. All right.
Now, we asked for the name of a man, and, well, I'm making the executive decision that it will be Ramsey. Yes. I love you, Ramsey. What is Skye without Ramsey, I ask you? What is Skye without Ramsey? She's just a lonely little rich lady with her gold buoy on, sitting alone with her bear claws. Her bear claws. Lovely. Danny, can I get another adjective, sir? Yes. Rich? Oh, yes. And can I get a noun, Mr. Noun? The theater. Yes. Theater. May I have an adjective, adjective man? Talk to me. I'm going, I'm going. Confident. Okay, sweet. Corman. Hot tub. Jacuzzi. Another noun. I'd make it plural, sir. Another. I can't really. Can't really plural that. It's urine. Oh, we'll just do it like Mr. Ramsey does. Urines. Urines, Miss Sky. Awesome. Another noun with a plural ending, sir. With a plural ending. How about manservants? Manservants. I love it. And I need three more adjectives, Danny. Let's go. Sud burnt. Oh, my God. That's great. Hi.
I love weed. Wealthy. Lovely. Lovely. I think everything here belongs to Miss Skye. Space Boy, would you like to be Miss Skye this week? Would you bring her into the room, please? Ladies and gentlemen, I would love to introduce to you Miss Skye. Hello, Miss Skye. How are you today? Yes, hello. Stand up. Lovely, thank you. I heard you just came in from the Honey Bakes store. Yes, of course. Where else would I be today? Did you buy out the store yet again? Shut up. So today I hear you're giving us a political speech. Please read. Ladies and gentlemen, on this golden occasion, it is a privilege to address such a shiny looking group of hams. I can tell from your smiling Donkey Kong. That you will support my ham-tastic program. In the coming election. I promise that if elected, there will be a news girl in every beating. And two gold bullion in every garage. I want to warn you against my honey-baked opponent, Mr. Ramsey. The man is nothing but a rich theater.
He has a confident character and is working hot tub in glove with the criminal elements. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the urines off the city streets. I will keep crooks from dipping their manservants in the public till. That sounds naughty. That's bad. I promise you sunburned governments. high taxes, and wealthy schools. Yay! Thank you, Miss Sky. Awesome. You are a winner in my book. That was awesome. I'm voting for that. Are you voting for that? Oh, that's hilarious. I can get behind that program. Wealthy schools. And gold bouillon in every garage. Yes. That was pretty good. I'm down for that. I like gold bouillon. That was hot. Hot. So, man. I could just do Mad Libs all day. I could do Mad Libs forever. Forever and ever. So, folks, we're going to put out a poll this week. Tell us what character you would like us to do for our next Mad Lib. I think you will all enjoy it because there are many characters and many words. Like Dr. Wayne, we could use Polaroids, Playboys, Xbox 360s, Naughty. I'd like to suggest now Beto. Oh, that'd be...
That'd be really good. I'd love to have a bet on that. Let's get pregnant. Don't make me take my shirt off, bro. Oh, my God. Do you know who else would be great? Barbara. She'd be a great little character. I love it. I love it. So we're going to put that up on the P1 site. P1, P1, P1site.com. P1, P1, P1site.com. Welcome. Welcome to the realm. P1site.com. We're mixing things up a bit because we're saving the best for last this afternoon. So, Danny. Yes. What can you tell me were the hottest posts this week? We had a couple on random. You, my dear, had an interesting post in three word post. Oh, yeah. Want to talk about that? Well, the other evening I was a little bored sitting at home. And I was very sad to see that three-word post has not yet gotten up to 100 pages. So, on the advice of one of my multiple personalities, I decided to take this page from 94 pages to 100 pages, ladies and gentlemen. And Sanjaya and JD were there to watch it all happen.
I made up the weirdest things ever just to fill in that three word. What were you writing? I was just writing things like Corman is gay. Danny or Carla is cool. Medic is something like I just started thinking of people's names and just throwing out like whatever. Started saying weird things like omega-3 acids. I mean, I was just thinking of anything random that came to my head. It just said three words, blah, blah, blah. And I had a little help from JD who kept coming in there saying how weird I was. Yeah. I mean, if JD calls me weird, then I'm like, dang it. How am I really that weird? But he went in there and wrote like some eight word posts, which is totally against the rules. Don't you ever make eight word posts. Give me started on the rule breaking. It was fun. And now three word post is now up to 104, 105 pages. Sky, Carla, everybody just jumped in there and had a lot of fun. It was good stuff. Danny, wasn't there like some kind of, I think there was a post this week that maybe everybody freaked out the most about. You know which one I'm talking about, right? No, what are you talking about?
Well, Corman knows what I'm talking about. This week in New Members, somebody decided to join the site this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is probably the most exciting thread I've seen in a long time. It's pretty cool. The Clown King Woods. Yes, the Clown King Woods came and joined the site under much scrutiny. Honorable. In the beginning, Corman, you were the person to email Eddie and figure out if this was real. Yeah, I emailed Eddie and just asked if it was valid. And he sent me an email right back saying, yeah, it's definitely him. And then Eddie. decided to get on to reminisce with him. Oh my God, that was the best, the best ever. I couldn't believe that was happening. But the King Clown Woods, he is now a member of P1 Sight. And if you write, I believe if you write in the section where he is at, I believe at some point he will get back to you. Yeah, and it was actually kind of cool because when he first signed up, his name was just the Clown King Woods. And then the next day when he signed back up, he changed his name to P1. the clown king woods. I have a brutal story about that. Yeah. Yeah. Why is that Danny? Okay. So I, I, okay. The thing is when new members join, no one kind of tells them to put P1 in front of their name. So every member that joins, I sent them, I send them a PM personally and I tell them how exactly to change their name so that it says P1. Well, I PM'd him and it was early and I was grumpy.
And his first response was, well, I'm not a P1. I'm from Dallas. And I didn't read the name, so I didn't make the connection. Oh. And so I'm like, this guy's jerking me around. I didn't realize that. And he, well, hey, he still came back. Yeah. In spite of you. Well, and so I basically told him that he would be deleted if he didn't change his name to P1. Oh, wow. And he still came back. It's a wonder we have anyone. I know. Harassing people, making them change their name. Just like that someone named Bauman last week you deleted, right? No, it's just so that we keep the porn bots off the site because they are deleted. If your name doesn't say P1 in front of it, I will delete you. Yeah, I agree with that. Everybody change your name. I dare you. Yeah. Just F with Danny. So if it says P1 Porn Bot, that's okay. Yeah, exactly. P1 Free Sex Cams. I think Bacardi tried that, and it didn't go over so well. So he was cool about it. He asked me how to change it, and I did, and I showed him how. But, yeah, it was kind of embarrassing once I realized who he was exactly, and then I kind of looked into it more, and it was Steve Woods, which I was embarrassed. So sorry, dude. My bad.
I'm trying to think, but nothing happens. Oh, man. We also had a big thing with the $50 tattoo gift card at random. Ow. So a lot of people who aren't 18, well, not even a lot of people. I just think people were questioning whether you had to be 18 to do the tattoo. And so a lot of other people started jumping in there going, well, hey, if you don't want your tattoo coupon, just give it to me. Yeah, I'm not 18 yet. I can't get one. No, you're not. You're only 12. You're pretty big for 12. Creepy. What, are you from Cuba or something? I live next to a Krispy Kreme. Makes you grow big and tall. Like we said earlier in the show, you can't use multiple $50 gift cards altogether. You can't do that. It's lame.
And I don't think... It's lame. I think it's against the rules. I'm pretty sure they'd be... I think I misspoke there, folks. Yeah, I think they'd be smart enough to not hand out like a gajillion of these gift certificates. Because if one guy just kind of has like a hundred of them, what's like... I guarantee only one per visit per tattoo. Guarantee. It's like any other coupon you get for anything else. I guarantee it's one per person, too. I'm pretty sure they take a picture. They take your ID and they remember that number off your ID. Pretty sure they're smart about that. Too many. Yeah. It was an exciting week. And Danny, overall, are you seeing more people coming to the site during the day? There's more traffic now. Definitely. I'm hoping now that Eddie joined back, which happened during the week, you know, we're going to start to see more traffic. Yes. So tell your friends, if you have friends who are P1s and they want to meet other P1s, come to events, we're always thinking of stuff all the time. Yeah. All the time. So just, it's a good way to like communicate with other P1s, kind of see what's going on in the P1 quote unquote community. Totally. You know? Poke fun at Corman. Yes, a poke fun at Corman. Well, speaking of which, we're talking about getting together and stuff. For the sticker strike.
We're planning to kind of join as a group for breakfast that morning. So anyone who listens to this podcast or is on the website. 7.30 a.m. Be at the IHOP by the stadium. Yeah, near the stadium. I will be there for 30 minutes and then later getting in line to get my sticker. Yeah. If you're there, you're there. If you're not, P1300 said that he is going to bring his motorhome to this event. As the time gets closer, we'll be organizing a little more. Make sure you bring your stars in your bars. Don't forget that. I'm bringing a football. Oh, you are? I'm bringing my meth lab in a trailer, actually. It's going to be really cool. I figure to have a P1 sticker on that. Just in case you know. Did they say they're going to have a stage set up too or something? Yeah. There will be an area to mingle. Missy is going to be there. Robin Roth potentially. BC and Clint will more than likely be there. As well as Mr. Budweiser. He's trying to distance himself now folks. So who's going to be back running the store? Probably the interns.
Rick Lawrence is usually the DJ over the weekend. Lots and lots of traffic. Yes, lots and lots of traffic. And he's a DJ, so what do you know? Rick's voice turns me on and I'm a man. Sorry, did I say that out loud? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you like it when he says nuts to butts on the five? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That is one of my favorite lines ever. Oh, my God. Dude. He just made a sailor blush. Very good, nerd. Very good. Freaking nerd, dude. Dude. All the time. Rick Lawrence says that. He does, dude. It's awesome. Nerd is like. The little silent. What is it? Like stealth over here. You know what? Yeah. I'm like a ninja. Yeah. If you see me, you're already dead. Yeah. Pretty much. It's. Oh, man. Okay. I call me. I'm coming. Well, now that nerd's back. Yeah. Yeah. Nerd. Speak about nuts to butts. Oh, my gosh. Space Boy, your birthday. We celebrated your birthday last night? Yeah. It was pretty sweet. You guys took me out to Ultra Zone. Oh, we did? Yeah. Yeah. And I schooled you in laser tag. No, you did not. I think I did. One game.
Thank you. I still killed you. Well, no. Quimby over here had to rip up my stat sheet because I was going to frame that. When you got number two. I almost cried. Yeah. Well, it was pretty nerdy what we did do last night. And since P1 Nerd is back, we're bringing back one of our favorite segments. We are bringing back nerdy news, ladies and gentlemen. All the latest. Mr. Nerd. I'm sure you've been reading your nerdy posts with your gigabytes and megabytes. Greetings. My lightsaber is bigger than your lightsaber. Oh, speaking of lightsabers, I do have news about it. Oh, really? Are they making real lightsabers for my pocket protector? No, no, no. But for Star Wars video game news, there's two little things. Actually, two big things. For Star Wars the Force Unleashed coming it's coming to all platforms, but For the Wii it's gonna be the first game you actually hold the Wiimote as a lightsaber Yeah, instead of just waving it around like Lego Star Wars, and it does its own thing the Wiimote knows what you're doing And with the nunchuck so with with your right or left hand you're using the lightsaber and with your nunchuck on the other hand
That's when you push it forward, it uses the force. Oh, my God. So, imagine that. Lightsaber and then, boom, force. And it knows if you're going forward, up, or down. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in on nerdy news. Thank you. Tell me more. Can you choke somebody with that? Yes. Can you do the little with your forefinger and your thumb? Choke them with the force? Well, you're going to be using a nut chug and pressing a button to choke them. But also, you can lift them up. Or smack them down. Do whatever you want to those poor stormtroopers. OMG. Yep. It's going to be cool. I can't wait. Yep. And Soul Calibur 4. It's like a Street Fighter game. You have two people fighting each other. And you can be Yoda or Darth Vader. Which is really, really cool. There's a trailer for it or something on the set, right? It just came out. The Soul Calibur 4 trailer. Go ahead and look for it at gametrailers.com. I'll have a link on the show notes for all the games and the news that I'm reporting. I think Talon actually posted it in the forums. Oh, yeah. It looks so cool. So sexy. So fun. Can you be Boba Fett? No, I'm sorry. What? Can I be an Ewok? No, it's just two special characters.
It's not a Star Wars game. It's just two special characters that they were licensed. Can I be that dancing blue chick in Jabba's Hut? Can I be Hammerhead? Can I be Jabba and just choke a bitch? Like, can we do that? Can I be little Annie? Can I be Princess Leia? Do they have, like, wee wire bras and panties with little buns you can wear on the side of your head, too? Can I be the little rat that hung out with Jabba the Hutt? Can I be Sebulba? Sebulba? Can I be a stormtrooper? Hey, why you do that to me, huh? Can I be one of those little furry things that sells the droids? Can I be? Putini! I love it, I love it. The sand people? The Dink Dinks! The Dink Dinks! The Dink Dinks! The Dink Dinks! The Dink Dinks! Houdini! You know that one of the Ewoks actually spoke in Tagalog. No way. Did he say pek, pek, mo maho? He said out of my way, pek. No, he said... Did he say maho kita? No. That means I love you. There was Willow in that. So cute. You know, Willow was in an Ewok, right? Willow, yes, I know. I'm sure Spaceboy knew that, but... It's hot. But anyways... Speaking of more Wii stuff...
This is a good thing for all guys and girls. And girls, maybe you should get this. You know that the Wii Fit is coming out. It's where, you know, to keep fit, it has a little board that you can stand on. And it helps you keep fit by making you jog on it and do some yoga techniques and do some jogs and exercises. Well, let's see here. I'll read a quote from an ABC News article. Peekaboo. a company that specializes in temporary at-home stripper poles, what? Including one endorsed by Carmen Electra, announced this week that it's developing a strip aerobics game for the Wii. Yes! Yes! I am down with that. Yeah, because Danny wants to learn how to be a stripper, guys. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm being used for. I can't wait to see Danny hanging upside down on his stripper pole in the middle of his living room. Do they have, like, um, Wii Like Money? Yeah, but it's hosted by Tom Selleck, so you might not dig it. Can I just live in we world? Yeah. Like, I just want to live through my me and just sit on my couch. But then you can be fit now with we. That is so weird. That's so weird. That is so weird. Now you never, kids will never go outside again. Yeah. We'll just have a bunch of. Kids don't now. We'll just have a bunch of pasty kids who only know how to live their lives via we. They won't know how to bowl, play baseball, tennis.
I mean, everybody's just going to be walking around like, hey, I can play with my Wii. I mean, you can be Tiger Woods now. I love it. Whatever. I'm going to make it rain Wii what? Wii style? Yes. Yes. Boot camp through the Wii. Can I get ones through the Wii, please? Thank you. My Wii joined the military. I wonder if they'll have like Wii bars where you can like pretend to drink out of your Wii remote. Well, okay. Do you know about this Sony Home? Yeah, it's PlayStation's version of a virtual place that you can live in. It's freaking awesome, dude. You have to see it. It's just another way to interact with other people who are on PS3. And you have your own little space and show your achievements. Like, oh, I beat this game. Or I got the high score in this game. Look at my trophies. But it's all in a virtual world. Kind of like Second Life or something like that. Exactly. It is so sick. Oh, my God. And then you can have, like, your own, like, apartment and stuff. You can have, like, your own apartment and stuff and, like, buy furniture. You never have to move away from home. Do you actually have to buy the components? I think so. Like, buy everything individually? I believe so, yeah. I've seen something like that. There's a real big game, but it's so expensive. Oh, I'm pretty sure Sony was going to make it reasonable. Well, I don't, you know, Sony. What's reasonable for, you know, pixels? Yeah, exactly.
Megapixels and daypigs. Do you got anything else back there? That's about it. One more thing. Last thing. Nerd advice. Someone posted. Ray told me that she saw someone post something about someone not knowing what to get, either a PC or a Mac. Nerd advice. If you're going to get a Mac, you're not going to play much games. But if you're going to get a PC, that's where most of the games are. But then you're going to be having to upgrade almost every month. So it's up to you. If you're more of a designer, it's Mac. If you're more of a gamer or a programmer, it's PC. So that's my nerdy advice. And you know what they say, once you go Mac, you ain't ever going back, baby. I'm not. Danny, what you got? Do you know anything about this Yahoo buyout? What? Oh, Microsoft? Did Yahoo succumb to it? I don't know. That's how I'm asking. I don't think so, dude. Last I heard, the offer was $41 billion. Say no, Yahoo. Say no. Well, they pay that all in gold bullion. That's some skrill right there. That's all I want is bullion. Well, dang, dude. Microsoft wants everything. Yeah. Before you know it, Microsoft will buy you. That's right. I said it. Bill Gates will own your life. No, Steve Jobs does now. I don't care.
PC, Mac, whatever. I'm all friends. I'm not racist towards, you know, the systems, whatever they're called. You know, the way you choose to live your computer life. It ain't bad. Only sunburned Mexicans. Oh. Oh. Danny. Ouch. I'm sorry. BFF? BFF. I know I just brought it down, but that's... I enjoyed it. I'm sorry. Great. You guys. I should. Well, that was nerdy news. It was pretty super. Nerd, we're so glad that you were here. Maybe next time we'll... Oh, my gosh. You guys, I cannot believe this is happening, but Nerd's dog is licking his face. And it is a real dog, I must tell you. Aw, P1PJ. He's a good little dog. He's like, little PJ. Aw, you're so cute. Little P1PJ. He's a dog that has P1 sight tattooed in his ear. He does? Yeah, he does. I just got it done with my $50 gift certificate. Oh, my God. I got it early because I'm an elite P1. What's up now? Ass. Well, this is, I must say, this has been the most interesting podcast to date, ladies and gentlemen. For sure. I offended Danny. I think, what else did I do? I genuinely made all of your days. Nerd returned.
That was a highlight for me. You didn't sing. Yes. He didn't sing. You didn't. No. I can't believe it. It's a milestone for the show. Oh, Corman actually came out of the closet right before this broadcast. I went back in. Well, please come back out. We're waiting. All your lovers out here are waiting. I like fur coats. I almost took the skin off Danny's back. I'm sorry. It's cool. Can we be friends again? Yep. I'm sure the whole people inside is concerned about our friendship. Yeah, I'm sure they are. Yeah. All six of you listening out there, I hope you love this. We're friends again. Yeah. Space Boy, tell us what you think about this week. Which part of this week? What did you hate the most? Your face? Yes. And then I guess nothing much has changed. This week's podcast? This week's Mikey show? Yeah. What can you say? They were the best ever. You can't even say anything about them. Next week, we are bringing back magic beans. Hey, why not? It's more fun to torture Corman than anybody else in this room. Whoopee. Yay. Well, you got through the worst one, though, Corman. Awesome. I must tell you.
Vomit was the worst. It was the worst. You're going to be okay. And if any of you else out there have some suggestions, get in there to p1site.com. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not be raw. We're not suggesting crap for me to eat. Yeah, well, it's not crap. They're jelly beans, Danny. Spaceboy made a kind of comment, and I think we agreed that from now on we're going to be posting. Everything that you guys want to suggest in the random section, and you guys can critique us, give us advice, anything you guys want in the random section of P1Site.com. We need it. We really need it. We're amateurs here, so any feedback that we get, I love it. So next week, there will be no podcast next week. Danny's going to Frisco. I'm going to Podge's game. I want to have a live. Spaceboy, what are you doing next weekend? I'm hanging out. Sweet. Nerd, you got anything special happening next weekend? No, just coding webpages and training my dog. Bits and bytes. Love it. Bits, bytes, mega, kilo, giga. Do you guys sell cogs over there?
Cogs and space parts. Coswell Cogs. Yes. He's going to be hot. Corman, next weekend. What? Anything spectacular? Actually, we're kind of thinking about taking the kids to Disneyland. Lovely. And jokes and jokes. So next podcast is tentatively scheduled for May 2nd, 2008. Yes. Eight. just like Ramsey says. And I love you guys, all of you, genuinely. And if there's anything I can do to make your day better, just let me know at P1Site.com. And all of your favorite Mikey Show moments, they are at MikeyShow.com. Go there, too. It's an equal world. Let's share the love with everybody. Thanks again, boys, for coming. Carla, thanks for being part of the audience. I hope we didn't bore you too much. And everybody out there, Have a good week. Make sure you're turning into The Mikey Show. And make sure that you're posting at pewensite.com.