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Track 4 - Bonnaroo Festival
2008
Best Of Album - 2008 - Sweet Berry WineKIOZRock 105.3
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The broadcast centers on a recurring gag where the word 'Bonnaroo' is repeatedly redefined by the hosts, ranging from an Australian marsupial and a Canadian vehicle to an obese person's belt and a Mayan weapon, while Carrie Underwood is jokingly portrayed as crying and wasted during a call-in segment. Metallica's appearance at the Bonnaroo Festival is confirmed, but the hosts spend considerable time debating the festival's location in Manchester, Tennessee, and its evolution into a European-style camping event where, notably, no one wears deodorant. The show also features absurd bits such as Patricia Arquette farting the national anthem, which draws sharp condemnation from the hosts, and Chastity Bono displaying model airplanes, alongside a Neil Sedaka-hosted Q&A on The Bridges of Madison County. The host also reads an extensive Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival lineup featuring Pearl Jam, Kanye West, and other headliners, further cementing the festival's musical scope amid the wordplay chaos.
What happened, in order
Carrie Underwood Crying & Bonnaroo Intro
Hosts react to Carrie Underwood's jokingly distressed state, then ask if she's attending Bonnaroo Festival, describing it as an event with paper hats, crafts, and punch.
Bonnaroo: Cookie & Marijuana Butter
The hosts discuss Bonnaroo's as coconut-chocolate cookies infused with marijuana butter, with one confirming 'You got it, Sean.'
Bonnaroo: Australian Marsupial
Mike insists Bonnaroo is an Australian marsupial found in Perth that lives in trees and eats walnuts, while others laugh and dispute the claim.
Bonnaroo: Canadian Vehicle (64 mpg)
The group debates that Bonnaroo is actually an affordable Canadian vehicle getting 64 miles per gallon, calling it part of the future with beep-beep sounds.
Bonnaroo: Obese Person's Belt & Mayan Weapon
A Bonnaroo is described as a morbidly obese person's belt worn to keep pants up, and claimed to be an ancient Mayan weapon that hits heads in the movie Apocalypto.
Bonnaroo Festival: Metallica & Location Query
Metallica is confirmed as playing the Bonnaroo Festival, but hosts repeatedly question where the festival is located, with one asking 'Where is it?' and suggesting to ask Mike.
European-Style Festival & No Deodorant
The hosts praise Bonnaroo as the closest American festival to a European-style camping experience, noting that no one wears deodorant and it's awesome they're expanding horizons.
Full Bonnaroo Lineup Announcement
The host reads an extensive Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival lineup including Pearl Jam, Jack Johnson, Kanye West, Chris Rock, Robert Plant, Phil Lesh and Friends, My Morning Jacket, BB King, Les Claypool, Ben Folds, OAR
Patricia Arquette Farting the National Anthem
Patricia Arquette is announced as farting the national anthem at Bonnaroo, prompting hosts to outrageedly call it a disgrace to the anthem and question how she could disgrace it again.
Chastity Bono Model Airplanes
Chastity Bono is set to show off her model airplanes at the festival, leaving hosts confused about who she is and what the performance entails.
People mentioned
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Oh my gosh, can you guys hear me? That's Carrie Underwood. Hi, Carrie. We just heard your debut, Carrie Underwood. You don't sound happy. That's really weird. You sound like you've been crying. You sound wasted. I am crying. Okay, well, that's weird. I'm crying. This is really uncomfortable, Carrie Underwood. I'm not going to lie. I'm just kidding. So, Carrie, are you planning on going to Bonnaroo this year? Yeah, I think Sky brought it up last year, right? Ever heard of the Bonnaroo Festival? Yeah. It's a festival. I think they do paper hats, they make crafts, and they serve punch.
Never heard of it. And they bake these little cookies that have coconut and chocolate. They're called Bonnaroo's. They're so delicious. They're so delicious. You eat them up. Marijuana butter. That's right. You got it, Sean. Bonnaroo is an Australian marsupial. Mike. It's called a Bonnaroo. Yep, it's a Bonnaroo. Stop it. You find it in Perth. And they live in the trees. They eat walnuts. No, dude. It is an affordable Canadian vehicle. The Bonnaroo. Yeah. Beep, beep. Oh, look at that dude driving that Bonnaroo. Things get 64 miles to the gallon, the Bonnaroo. Part of the future. Now, a Bonnaroo is what they call a morbidly obese person's belt. Belt? Yeah, they wear a Bonnaroo. No way. They get so big. In order to keep their pants up, they have to cinch their bonnaroo. It's actually an ancient Mayan weapon. That is correct. In the movie Apocalypto, the dude gets hit in the head with a bonnaroo. What are you talking about? I'm so confused. All I know is it's a festival. It's a festival. It's an annual festival.
Where is this festival? Don't say it like that. That's how you're supposed to say that word. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. It's a festival. Metallica is playing the Bonnaroo Festival. What the heck is that? Where is it? You don't know where it is? Why are you attacking me? What's the point of the story? I don't know. Ask Mike. He's the one talking about it. It's the Bonnaroo Festival. Get off my back. Where is it? I don't know. Let's listen to Lars. Cut 42. It's awesome. The fact that the European-style festival starts to make an inroad in America. No one wears deodorant. And this is obviously the closest you get to a European-style camping festival in America. It's awesome that they're expanding a little bit. Obviously, it's had more or less one kind of flavor for a few years, and now they're kind of broadening their horizons a little bit. I'm psyched. Tennessee on a 700-acre farm. What?
Manchester, Tennessee. That's weird. Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival. Oh, so they do arts and crafts too. Who else is playing besides Metallica? Pearl Jam, Metallica, Jack Johnson, Widespread Panic, Kanye West, Chris Rock, Robert Plant. Let's go. Phil Lesh and Friends, My Morning Jacket. Phil Lesh and Friends is playing. Death Cab for Cubie. BB King. Les Claypool. Ben Folds. OAR. The chick that sings Sunny Came Home. Stephen Marley. Sunny came home after a couple of days. Let it go. Anybody else out there, Sky? Well, I mean, there's a whole page. Joan Osborne. But I read you the big names. Joan Osborne. What about Edie Brackell and the new Bohemians? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about that. What happened? What happened? What you want? What? I forgot about you. What is going on right now? Are they playing? That's the question. I told you the big names who are playing. The Q&A with Sam Elliott.
Q&A. Yes, a Q&A. And Neil Sedaka will be walking people through a musical performance of the book, The Bridges of Madison County. Wow. I don't know any of this. Wow. Sounds like a great festival. Patricia Arquette is going to fart the national anthem. Not, how dare you. Disgrace the National Anthem. How dare you disgrace Patricia again. Star of the TV show Media. One of my favorite shows. She's great. Have you seen her in True Romance? I mean, unreal that performance. Finger Paints by Adrienne Barbeau. You're so stupid. What? Chastity Bono will be showing off her airplanes. Who is that? Her model airplanes. Who is that?