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Furry Up - Track 7 - Sky Bath House
2007
Best Of Album - 2007 - Furry UpKIOZRock 105.3
bathhousesjacuzzi roomssexual privacycomic denialradio banterbathhousejacuzziskyemikeashleynorth parkradio
A discussion about a North Park bathhouse closure turned personal when Skye admitted that she once rented a private jacuzzi room by the hour with a boyfriend. Mike and the other hosts argued that her room matched the caller's description of a bathhouse, while Skye said the absence of communal nudity or random partners made it a different kind of business. The group compared her denial to Ashley's earlier claim that she had not flooded her apartment. The bit ended with everyone teasing Skye as a bathhouse user while she stubbornly defended the term "jacuzzi club."
What happened, in order
What Is a Bathhouse?
The hosts debate what a bathhouse is after a North Park venue is closed over sexual activity, and a caller describes a nude pool with rentable private rooms.
Skye's Jacuzzi Room
Skye reveals that she and a former boyfriend once rented a private room by the hour with a jacuzzi, shower, and couch-bed.
High-Class Defense
The others insist Skye used a bathhouse while she argues that two consenting adults having sex in a private rented room is no different from using a hotel.
The Jacuzzi Club
Skye calls the place a jacuzzi club and denies it was a bathhouse because there was no communal nude pool or contact with strangers.
Ashley's Vindication
The hosts compare Skye's denial to Ashley's earlier refusal to admit she flooded her apartment, while Skye maintains that bathhouses are for meeting random partners.
Bathhouse User
The group lands the joke by repeatedly calling Skye a bathhouse user as she continues insisting that she only visited a jacuzzi club.
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In North Park, they're closing down a bathhouse because of sexual activity there. And I said to Skye, and she goes, you know what? I don't know. I said, what's a bathhouse? I don't even know what it is. I don't get it. Skye doesn't know either. Yeah, because it's kind of got this rep of being a place that gay men go to, like, sexually interact, but that's illegal. So that's not like... what they're supposed to be. It's been used as a punchline in a million gay jokes, but none of us really know what it actually is. Some listeners got to know. Maybe it comes from like the ancient Roman baths, you know? Why did you get that look on your face? Why is someone walking like this? I have a cold. P1B, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. You saw a bathhouse last night on the news? Yeah, last night it was on the news. And what it is, is like, it's like an abandoned, like, big area place or whatever. But it has a huge pool. And all the guys have to be naked to be able to be in that pool area. And then they rent you little rooms. What, Skye? You don't believe it? No, I just, I, when I was younger. Uh-oh. Mike. Mike. Oh, no. When I was younger.
And living with my parents, but, you know, had a boyfriend at the time. And obviously there weren't places to get intimate. He told me about this place you could go and rent like a jacuzzi room by the hour. You've known what this is the whole time. No, I didn't think this was the same thing. And the reason that you've known is because you've used one. Well, but see, I still to this day don't think this is what that place, like, I don't know. What? So what the room was is it was a room. I can't control my horny levels. This guy's been to a bathhouse. Stop it. I don't think it was a bathhouse. It wasn't called a bathhouse. It was like called something jacuzzi. I don't know. And so you rent this room and it has, and you know, the door locks and everything. It's totally private. And it has a jacuzzi in the room. It has this big ass shower in the room. And then it has this couch slash bed thing in the room.
What did you think it was, Skye? Well, I never thought it was a bathhouse. You thought it was a jacuzzi apartment. Skye got it on in a bathhouse. I don't think it was a bathhouse. Well, we know it was a bathhouse. What? Is that illegal to do that? To do it? Like, if you're two consensual adults and you rent this room, it's like, why would renting a room at a hotel be illegal to have sex in? You know what I mean? Hey, I'm not a bathhouse customer. You're going to have to figure this out for yourself. I don't think it was a bathhouse. Check your frequent flyer. Yeah, check your card. Yeah. Shut up. Did you use the condoms provided? No, see, there were no condoms provided or anything like that. This was a high class. Yeah, this was a better, this was like a nice bathhouse. They weren't so blatant about it. It was for the wild thing.
I don't think it was a bathhouse. It wasn't called a bathhouse. You read the description of what a bathhouse is, and now you're saying, I don't know that that's a bathhouse. Well, we have people calling, describing the room. Well, see, this sounds different. This sounds like there's a big pool where everybody's naked together. She just described the rooms that they have. No, she said they were just rooms. She said there was a big pool where everyone was naked together, and then you go into the room. But there's rooms. That's different. That's totally different. That's like... Finding your partner there. You've had sex at a bathhouse. No, I have not. Yes, you have. No, I have not. Skye, you have. No, I have not. 100% you have. No, that's not true. 110%. I don't think that's a bathhouse. I don't think there's anything illegal about what I did. Ashley doesn't think that she flooded her apartment. Shut up. What is it? What did you think it was? You thought it was a jacuzzi club? I don't know. For all those people that go to jacuzzis. Well, like people who don't own a jacuzzi who want to use one. But you're allowed to have sex in it. That should say more than a jacuzzi. But it's private. I mean, you can have sex anywhere that's private. If a door closes, you can do it wherever you want. Skye is now an advocate for bathhouses. I am not. I don't believe that's a bathhouse. Right now, this is the beauty of this situation. This is the beauty. This is the beauty. Let me tell you the beauty of this situation.
When Ashley told the story about the flooding, Sky, I'm sure you were like all of us. You sat there and in your mind thought to yourself, wow, this poor girl is deluding herself into believing that she didn't flood her apartment. Right now, Ashley's sitting there thinking to herself. Right now, I know, Skye did it in the bathhouse. She's trying to talk herself. She should just admit it. She should just admit it. Ashley's thinking that right now, like all of us are. This is where I see the difference. I envision a bathhouse is where... This is me, not Ashley. Can I explain? I envision a bathhouse is where you go and meet random people and have sex. Yeah, or if you're... Do you need an appointment? Yeah. Yes, you have to, like, reserve a room. And you go there with someone. There's no communal area where you're mingling with naked people like that woman described. I'm sure that there are many types of bathhouses. There's probably a variety of bathhouses. You had one of them. You have to at least admit that what that woman said on the phone is...
Very similar. Very similar? No, not at all. That woman on the phone described the place Skye had sex. Not at all. A little similar. Was she there? You weren't seeing strangers naked. Will you give it up? Skye, stop it. And to me, that's the biggest. Skye, you had sex at a bathhouse. Bathhouse user. No, I had sex at a jacuzzi club. Bathhouse or? There is no such thing as a jacuzzi club. Like, do you realize how awful that is? Listen to yourself. I think it's cool. Hey, me too. You know what? Totally. It's, you know, who amongst us hasn't had sex at a bathhouse? Come on. It's not a bathhouse. Stop raising your hands. It's not. Ashley hasn't. Ashley's like, listen, I did every crazy thing you can think of. Never did it in a bathhouse. Okay, who here hasn't had sex at a jacuzzi club? The Mikey Show.