The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/03/06

0:00Temperatures from the mid to high 60s. Oceanside's 43. Right now, Coronado's 49 degrees. Not really a happy new year for quarterback Drew Brees. He's got to have shoulder surgery, and he didn't like Munich. Ah, yes. All of these things are true. I've heard that. That's right. Okay, let's do this. We are going to be playing the newlywed game. Oh, yeah. That's right. Love the newlywed game. What we do is we have listeners call in and hitch their horse to one of the... We're not really newlyweds, but we are married. I'm a newlywed. I'm a newlywed. Yeah, I'm a newlywed. I got married in February of 05. And Skye, how long have you and Mr. Skye been married? We got married in September of 2000. And Sean, when did the pastor make fun of the Holocaust? Oh, come on. Now, for those of you that don't know, we were all at Sean's wedding. Stop. His minister did, in fact, invoke the voice of the Holocaust during the... Yes. During the wedding. During Sean's Moroccan. Trying to make a point. Now, Sean, when was that? It was almost two years ago. Gotcha. Okay, now all we have to do is make sure that we've got our spouses on the line. Is this my beautiful wife, Rebecca? Hi, sweetheart. Hi, honey. Okay, now I'm going to try something here with you. I'm going to put you on hold, make sure that you can't hear anything. Hang on, here we go. She's got to make sure that she cannot hear our voices. Did you hear anything when I put you on hold? No. Okay. Mr. Sky, are you with us?

1:25Good morning. There he is. Hi, lovey. Here's Mr. Sky. Hey, you leave him alone. Let me tell you something. My dad, I'm sure, didn't get a wink of sleep last night anticipating Mr. Sky helping out today. I don't even want to talk about that right now. What do you mean, Eddie? I don't want to talk about that. What do you mean? Let's bring it up later. Yeah, we'll bring it up later. Because I'm pissed off at your parents. I understand. I understand. I don't blame you. And a lovely and talented Dina. Are you there? Hello. Hello, Dina. Hey. Nice to have you on. Von Braunstein. We don't know how this happens. It always happens. Like, you know, it's always a Beauty and the Beast kind of thing. I am definitely the Beast and my wife is beautiful. And then look at Sean and he's married to this lovely, beautiful woman. Oh. Nothing but a Sasquatch. Harry of Giants. Maudly. Dragon Knuckles. Well, what about me and my husband? You're beautiful and he's good looking. That's ridiculous. Oh, I don't know. That kind of irritates me, actually. But anyway. All right. Now, who is going first, Eddie? Well, are we going to pick horses first? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. I forget how to run a show. P1 Rude Dog, who would you like? I would like to take Sean. Sean and Dina. Sean and Dina. Hang on the line. Next up is P1 Abe. Who would you like?

2:42You, Mikey. All right, you'll take me and my wife, Rebecca. Hang on the line. And next up is P1 Melissa. Melissa, who would you like? Well, you got Sky. I mean, you guys barely know each other, really, Sky. Just because we didn't win last year. Sky, why don't you tell everybody about the email you got? Why are you talking out of school? Sky, go ahead. Why are you talking out of school? I know this was something that was talked about off the air, but bring it up on the air. Well, after we played last time and me and the bunny boo didn't do so well, we came in last place. I got an email from a P1 listener saying that this whole thing is a sham. I'm not even actually married. And that guy who was on the phone, I've never met him before. That's very perceptive of that. There you go. All right. Well, Melissa, you've got Skye and Mr. Skye. Can you hang on the line, please? Sure. Okay. All right, now, who's going to begin, Eddie? Well, Mikey, this time we're going to switch things up a little bit on the Newlywed game. Let me tell you what order we're going in, okay? Go ahead, go ahead. First, couple number one today is going to be Sky and Mr. Sky. You guys are couple number one, okay?

3:45Fabulous. Welcome to the show. How long have you two kids been married? Well, we just went through this. Okay, great. All right. Couple number two is going to be Sean and Dina today. Sean and Dina, welcome to the show. Thank you. Wonderful. And couple number three, the reigning champions, Mikey and Rebecca. You guys are a cute couple. Welcome to the show. That's accurate. Anyway, and this time we're going to start with... The ladies. It's ladies first, so that means, Mikey, you've got to leave the room. Sean, you've got to take off your headphones. Mr. Sky, you're going to have to put something down. All right, Mr. Sky, I'm putting you on hold, okay? Sounds good. All right, wonderful. All right, I'm leaving the room. We'll see you in a little bit, Mikey. Good luck, buddy. Have a good time. Okay, great. Oh, no. And now, let's start out with the newlywed game. We're going to start with couple number one and start with... Skye. Hi, Skye. Let's see if you can get one right this time. Hey, don't be kidding. All right, here is your question. What will your partner say is the silliest superstition that you have? Now, you got to be specific. What is the silliest superstition that you have? We know you're a whack job, so I'm sure there's a lot to choose from. That's kind of true. Yeah, it is accurate. Oh, gosh. See, there's many things, but we've never talked about them. Like, I like all the...

5:08doors in the house to be open. At all times? Like all the bedroom doors. Everything's always open. Including the bathroom. We know you like to drop a deuce with the bathroom door open. Excuse you. No need to be rude. But you do. Superstition. Let's hurry up and answer now. I know. Today would be good. I can't. think of anything so i'll say leaving the door leaving the doors open okay let's go on to couple number two and dina what will your partner say is the silliest superstition that you have now be specific Okay, I don't think I have any superstitions, but I cannot go and watch scary movies. I don't know if that counts or not, but I just cannot go to them. They freak me out. Scary movies. Yeah, anything like a horror movie. All right, that is Dina's answer. And now let's go on to couple number three. And Rebecca, what will your partner say is the silliest superstition that you have? I don't really have any. Oh, yes, you do. No, I don't.

6:14The only thing I can really think of is if there's something that I want or something, I'm scared that talking about it will jinx it or like telling people, I guess. Okay, so jinxing things. I guess so. All right, we'll go with that. That's interesting. All right, well, this is question number two, and we're going to start with couple number two and Dina. Dina, how will your partner, how will Sean say you complete this sentence? Now, this is you talking about him. His friend blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend blank could really ring my chimes. Now you got to put two names in there. How is your partner, Sean, going to complete this sentence? Now this is you talking about him. His friend blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend blank... Could really ring my chimes. Okay, and stopping a clock is a bad thing, right? That is bad. Oh, my God. Yes, it is. That's why I really enjoy this one. Horrible question. I love it. Horrible question. Who's the friend that would stop a clock? God, I'm going to say Bob. Okay, Bob. That's really, really awful for Bob. And now the friend that rings your chimes, you can say Eddie.

7:36I'm just saying if you need any help. Oh, my God. I don't know for this one. I just told you. I'm going to say Jason. Jason. Oh, wow. Not Eddie. Interesting. Okay, fine. Couple number three. We'll go on with Rebecca. Rebecca, how will Mikey complete this sentence? This is you talking about him. His friend Blink has a face that would stop a clock. but his friend Blank could really ring my chimes. Oh, my gosh. I can't answer this. Well, you're going to have to. We're playing a game here. Now, his friend Blank, who's the one that would stop a clock? Who's really ugly? Oh, my God. Hard to look at. Hard to look at. Aw. This is a bad one. Oh, I can't. Oh. It's okay to see Boston Rob. I mean, those dreadlocks are awful. That is true. No, seriously, I don't know. I can't. Rebecca, you're going to have to say somebody. Oh, my gosh. He's killing her. This is the worst. Good job picking this one, Eddie. Great. Yeah, way to go, Eddie. You're welcome. Well, the thing is, is that he doesn't really have friends. He doesn't have friends. Wow, that's a very hurtful thing to say, and I'm sure he's going to be surprised to hear about that. Oh, no. Can that be an answer? Well, no.

9:10No, I need a name. He doesn't have friends. Well, no, I mean, I can name a few people, but... Oh, my gosh. You can say somebody from his past. Maybe somebody he doesn't hang out with anymore. Won't get hurt. I would just say Boston Rob. I agree with that. Go for it. Boston Rob giving you permission. I don't mean this. I'm going to preface it by saying I don't mean it. And I'm thinking that he's probably going to answer kind of funny. And I don't agree with this, but I'll say boy blunder. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Wow. The cute boy blunder, our good friend Rick. I love you, Rick. Unbelievable, Rebecca, that you think that Rick's face would stop a clock. I'm in shock right now. But we'll go ahead and move on and say his friend Blank could really ring your chimes. Who is a good-looking guy? Gosh. We know who you really think, Rebecca. Not you. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Okay. This one's easier because it's not an insult to somebody. Well, right. Now, you remember, you're trying to match what he's going to say.

10:30I'm going to say his friend Matt. Okay, we all know how hot Matt is. Oh, I've heard about that. And now let's move on to couple number one and Skye. Yeah! Skye, now remember, what would Mr. Skye, how would he, or how would you complete this sentence? Now this is you talking about Mr. Skye. His friend Blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend Blank could really ring my chimes. And you can't say Ramsey. Because technically they're not friends. Well, technically he's not a real person. Anyway, now which one of his friends' face would stop a clock? Well, let's see. You know, since we've only been living here for a little over a year, he doesn't have very many friends, so I'm going off of his base of friends back from the Bay Area. That's fine. So I hope he's on the same wavelength. Okay. So I will have to say Jason. Jason, ouch. Hurtful. Poor guy. Hope he's not listening on the internet. And now which one of his friends could really ring your chimes? For that, I would have to say Adrian. Well, I answered that very quickly. Well, I was the last one to go, so I had time to think. It was like the first thing, tip of your tongue. Pow. There you go. Okay, that was question number two. Let's move on to question number three. Start with couple number three and Rebecca. Now, Rebecca, how will Mikey say that you were born in the morning, in the afternoon?

11:50Or in the evening? This is how well does he know you? Well, he better get this right. It was the morning. The morning. Rebecca was born in the morning. Mikey, no chance that he'll ever know that. Now let's go on to couple number one, Skye. Absolutely, Skye. Now how will Mr. Skye say that you were born in the morning, in the afternoon, or the evening? You know when you were born? Well, it was 710, but... In the morning or in the evening? See, that's the problem. You don't know? You don't even know? You stoner! I think it was the morning, but then it could have been the PM. You are a tard. Now this is how he's going to say. Yes. So his guess is as good as mine. So I'm going to go morning. Sky says morning, but she's not sure when she was born. We'll go on to couple number two. And Dina, Dina, what will Sean say that you were born? What time of the day? In the morning, the afternoon, or the evening? I don't think we've ever talked about this. Uh-oh.

12:58Well, I was born at 2 o'clock in the morning, so I guess morning. Morning. You know, a lot of people might think that's night, too. Well, I would say that's morning. Okay. All right, we'll go with morning. Okay. All right, that's going to do it for the ladies. Let's go ahead and bring in Mikey. Can somebody please pop your head out and tell Mikey to come on in? Part of couple number three, Mikey. Interesting answers, ladies. This is going to cause a lot of issues. This is going to cause a lot of issues. Here we go. We've got to get the answers. Let's bring up Sean and bring on Mr. Sky and see how you guys did. All right. Did we wave Sean back? Yeah, Sean is back. All right, fellas. You're ladies. Mr. Sky, are you there? I am here. All right. They answered. These are tough. These are really interesting. Now, you guys are going to have a hard time with this. We're going to start with couple number one, Sky and Mr. Sky. Are you ready, Mr. Sky? We're screwed. Ready. Now, this is the question we asked Sky. What will your partner say is the silliest superstition you have? Now, this is the thing she's talking about herself. What will you say is the silliest superstition that Skye has? Superstition? That's what I said, babe. No helping. I can't say nothing. You can say whatever you'd like. Yeah, sure, right? Well, I don't think she has any, so I'll say none.

14:26Well, you know, unfortunately, that's not what Skye said, Skye. Well, I did say that, but that's not what I wrote down. That's not what you wrote down. What did you say? Well, I said I don't really have one, so I said one of the weird things I do that I don't really know why I do is I have to have all the doors in the house always open. Including the bathroom door when she takes a dump. Eddie, will you stop it? That's right. That's not necessary. So no points for Skye and Mr. Skye, couple number one, on question number one. Couple number two, Sean and Dina. Sean. Sean just made a face like, oh, boy. Oof, this is really... Sean, what is the silliest superstition that Dina has? And she's not the type of person that really has any superstitions, I don't think. How well do you know your wife? I would say... Really difficult. Just wait, you guys. Oh, great. I can't think of anything, so I'll just say that she feels like she has to keep the house clean all the time. Keep the house clean all the time? What did you say, Dina? Oh, I said I don't like scary movies, honey. That's not a superstition. We all thought it was weird too, Sean. Don't worry. No points for couple number two. Let's move on to couple number three. Mikey and Rebecca. Mikey, what is Rebecca's silliest superstition? Since she doesn't really have any superstitions, I will go with what came into my mind. Which is?

16:11which is that she does not eat a lot of different foods. She doesn't like fish. And she's practically superstitious about it. Doesn't eat a lot of foods. Rebecca, how did you answer? That was a dumb answer. That was superstitious. What are you superstitious of? Well, I don't have any, but the other night I was telling you that I don't like to talk about certain stuff because then I feel like it'll get jinxed. That is Rebecca's superstition. Oh, yeah. So there you go. No points for couple number three. Oh, yeah. That's stupid. Let's move on to couple number two and question number two, Sean. That was stupid. Oh, my. For the record, extremely stupid. Let's move on now, you guys. Now, come on. Couple number two, Sean and Dina, here is your question. How will your partner say you complete this sentence? Now, this is.

17:07This is you talking about him, okay? So this is Sean. This is her talking about you, okay? Okay. This is her talking about you. His friend blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend blank could really ring my chimes. So I need two names. His friend blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend blank could really ring my chimes. I need two names. First, the ugly guy and then the good-looking guy that she wants to sleep with. Couple number two, Sean and Dina. Sean, how did she answer? It's weird because I really don't have any friends. Wow, hurtful. Especially the people here on the show. Anyway. Oh, this is heinous. This is brutal. Yeah, this is pretty awful. The name of the first guy, the face that would stop a clock. I'll say stop o'clock would be my friend Bob. Friend Bob, and then who is the face that would really ring her chimes? Yeah, who does Dina really want to have sex with, Sean? One of your friends. She said she wanted to screw. I'm sick to my stomach. Maybe Jason? Dina, how did you answer? You got it!

18:40One point for couple number two. Wow. Really horny. Can I just say that, like, that's the only person I could think of, honey? Oh, thanks a lot. Those are my only two friends that are here. Interesting, interesting. All right, couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca. Now, Mikey, now this is her talking about you, okay? Uh-huh. Mikey's friend Blink has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend Blink... Could really ring my chime. He has to say it like that, Eddie. Some. Eddie. Really awesome. Okay, we'll start with the face ugly guy. Okay, that one is the tough one. Yes, I agree. Because I'll have you know that Rebecca said you have no friends. Oh, she did say that. She did say that. Very hurtful. I see, I see. Well, I will say this. It's going to be tough because... I am ugly, so I choose to associate myself with more good-looking people, so I don't have a lot of bad-looking friends. It makes me feel better to hang out with good-looking people. Right. Interesting. Who's the ugliest friend you have? I will say... Right here on the radio. Listen. I will say... I am going to say my friend JT, John, in Texas. Okay.

20:00Now, who's the good-looking guy that could really ring her chimes? Take a look over here, buddy. I will say. Oh, please. I will say that she wouldn't have said that because she knows I'd murder her. Are you sure? Are you sure? I will say that the good-looking person that could really ring her chime would be my friend Matt. Okay. Let's go to Rebecca first. Who is the ugly friend? Oh, I feel awful. Oh, I couldn't be. of anything, so I thought that you would answer like a joke, and so I said Boy Blender. Our old friend Fish. Not even here to defend himself. I didn't even think of Boy Blender. He's got a cute face. Unfortunately for you, Mikey, your good-looking friend Matt was correct, but you missed. But you missed Boy Blender, so no points for you. The thing is, is that that good-looking... My friend Matt is so disgustingly good-looking. Yeah, if I could have put Matt, I would have. Oh, wow. If my husband knew Matt, that would be mine. This is now getting uncomfortable and awkward and inappropriate. So now we're going to find out two people that she wants to have sex with. Now, see, I'm not even upset about Matt because I'd have sex with Matt. Like, that one doesn't even bother me. Duh.

21:13All right, let's move on to couple number one, Skye and Mr. Skye. It's a tough one. We suck, man. It's a toughie. Honey, we're awful. It's a toughie. I know. Now, this is Skye talking about Mr. Skye. His friend Blank has a face that would stop a clock, but his friend Blank could really ring my chimes. Mr. Skye, how did Skye answer that? If you said me for stop a clock. Who is Skye's ugly friend or your ugly friend? No, it's Bunny Boo's friends. Gosh, not the clock, huh? An ugly guy. Don't talk. No helping. Oh. I guess I'll just say Simon. Simon, and who's your good-looking friend that she wants to ring her chimes with? Mm-hmm. And has probably thought about it. Yes. Scott, don't put me on, Scott. Now, how does everybody know she answered Ramsey, and I said that is not right. You did not answer Ramsey. Yeah, that's a little easier. Most people think that this... My one friend, Adrian, he's like a player, so he's like the hot guy. Ah, Adrian, yes. We've all slept with him. Okay. Scott, how did you answer? Babe, I said Jason. Oh. Is Jason really hideous, Mr. Scott? I mean, is Jason just the ugliest person ever or what? It wasn't coming to mind. And I, yes, did say Adrian. Oh, of course. Adrian is hot. No question about it. Adrian is hot. All right. No points for couple number one.

22:47All right, let's go on to our third question, starting with couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca, who have no points so far. Yeah, we suck. Hopefully you'll get this one. Now, she says you better get this one right. Okay. Are you ready? Yep. Now, what time of the morning, or excuse me, what time of the day was your wife born? In the morning, in the afternoon, or in the evening? When was she born? In the morning, in the afternoon, or the evening? A look of panic on Mikey's face. Yeah, look at him. Sweat glistening. Rebecca says you have to know this. We talked about it. Or else. Honey, is this an example of one of those things that you tell me, but I tune out if it doesn't have to do with me? Wow. Let's hope you get this. My wife was born in the morning. In the morning? Rebecca? Yes. Points. Yes. For couple number three. Yes. Good job. You're on the board. Thank you. On the board. Moving on to couple number one, Skye and Mr. Skye. Look at Mike. Son of a bitch. What? I answered correctly. Nice guess. 33% chance. Okay, Skye and Mr. Skye. When was Skye born? In the morning, in the afternoon, or the evening, Mr. Skye? I believe it's the evening. In the evening. Well, Skye, how did you answer? Well.

24:07I wasn't quite sure myself. I knew it was 710, but I didn't know if it was AM or PM. Oh, my. It was 50-50. I guessed morning. Are you guys really married? I'm just curious. Are you two really married? Shut up. I don't even know. Still no points for couple number one. Let's move on to couple number two, Sean and Dina. Sean, when was Dina born in the morning, in the afternoon, or in the evening? No. No. Look at Sean. He's got his hands over his eyes. Uh-oh. I don't know if we've ever talked about it. Well, I mean, people in love do. Oh, you bastard. You suck. Ouch. You suck. Right, honey? Whatever. What do you say, Sean? Morning, afternoon, evening? Yeah, I heard. Okay. I'm just trying to reiterate. I will say. Reset, if you will. That's the host of the show.

25:09Okay. All right. I'll say morning. Hey, look at that. Wow. All right. Let's go ahead and take a look at round one's result with my assistant, the lovely Ashley. That's right, Eddie. Looks like the people. I don't know why you're doing that voice. The people bringing it up. Unfortunately, Sky and Buddy be with no points. Oh, no points for couple number one. Ouch. Sorry about that. Second place. Mikey and Rebecca with one point. Mikey and Rebecca are the defending champions with one point. That's right. Number one people are Sean and Dina with two points. Oh, couple number two in the lead. How about that? When we return, it's going to be the guys' turns. It's going to be the questions for the men. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back for round two of the new Mikey Shaneliwood game. It's all right. Break it up. Little Mikey morning show. Lose yourself with Kidom from Cirque du Soleil. An unforgettable journey of hope, an uplifting experience. It's Keydome, opening January 19th at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. For tickets, call 800-678-5440 or visit Cirque du Soleil dot com. 053. To you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. We've got some tough rides out here, especially in the westbound 8 right now. That's backing up approaching Jackson Drive. And that's a bumper-to-bumper ride to an accident involving an overturned car here at College Boulevard. That's going to keep it very tough here past State University.

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32:59Certainly cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. San Carlos is 48 right now in PV. It's 46 degrees. Getting ready for the Rose Bowl National Championship game tomorrow night. Tonight is the Orange Bowl, Florida State and Penn State. A little bit later on, I'm going to be telling you about how Courtney Cox snubbed Brad Pitt in a bar. It's a juicy story. It's great. It's good stuff. Sky's got it coming up for you. But right now, it's time to get back to... All right, we're playing the newlywed game. That's right, making whoopee. That's right, and Eddie is our host. And the participants are me and my wife, Rebecca. Well, excuse me. Let's go ahead and run down the couples there, Mikey. Yeah, go ahead, Eddie. Couple number one, Sky and Mr. Sky with zero points so far. How does that feel, guys? Well, it doesn't feel too good, Eddie. Well, it's about where you were last time. Okay, couple number two is the couple that are in first place right now, Sean and Dina. You guys are obviously in love. Yeah, that's right. Good stuff. And couple number three, coming in second place right now, the defending champions, Mikey and Rebecca.

34:00A point. Wow, one point. One point. And Rebecca is in love with your friend Matt. Yeah, and hates Boy Blunder. And really thinks Boy Blunder is penis. No, I don't. Yeah, you think he's so hideous. And that was even, Boston Rob even offered to take the ugly friend. How about that? He said, I'd do it. Yeah. Look at that. My wife thinks that Boy Blunder's face would stop a clock. Ouch. Well, that's what the question was. All right, it's now time for questions for the fellas. That means, Skye, you've got to leave the room, and the ladies have to go on hold. All right, I'm going to put you on hold, ladies, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Okay. We're getting ready to go here. I've got to put it on hold here. All right. On hold. And do we still have Mr. Skye with us? Yep. Okay, perfect. Let's start round two. Okay. Question number one, and for a couple number one, Mr. Skye, what will your partner, Skye, say? She was teased about most as a little kid. Now, you got to be specific. I would say her mom used to have to cut her hair like a boy. I love it. I love it. Her boy haircut? What haircut? Ouch. That's funny. It's a man, baby. And now couple number two. Start with Sean.

35:20What will Dina say she was teased about most as a little kid? Be specific. When she was a girl, she actually had a lisp. Oh, a little girl. She was a lisp. Yes, she had a lisp. At what point? The lisp. Okay. Couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca. Mikey, what will Rebecca say she was teased about most as a little kid? I believe. I am not 100% on this. You better get it right. I believe that my wife... Had a speech impediment. Speech impediment. I believe so. Okay. We'll have to find out. And if she didn't, you're screwed. I know. All right. I know. We'll move on to question number two and couple number two. Sean, who will your partner say is the last person besides her to see you in your birthday suit? Who will Dina say is the last person besides her to see you naked? Touchy, touchy. Oh, my. Oh, my. This could cause a lot of problems. Oh, my. Come on, Sean. Who will Dina say is the last person besides her to see you in your birthday suit? I have to say my mom. Oh, well, that's awkward. Wait a second. The last person to see you naked was his mom? We don't talk about our past performances. Really?

37:00But she doesn't know a name of an ex-girlfriend? Not one name? No. Wow. That means that we probably know more than she does. Dina, interesting. Maybe. Maybe. All right, moving on to not that black girl? Yeah, the black lady. She doesn't know about the black lady? I don't know if I... Well, I'll tell her. Okay. Yeah, we'll let her know. Don't worry about it anyway. Number three now. Mikey, who will your partner say is the last person besides her to see you naked? I believe that she will say... Marnie. Oh, God. Oh, dude. Wow, Mikey's ex-girlfriend. Interesting. Not something I would have said, but okay. I would have got it wrong on purpose. Eddie, come on. Come on. You can't. You can't.

37:53Hey, we're talking off the air here. No, we're not. We're on the air. We've moved on. Couple number one, Mr. Sky. This is awful. Why did you choose these questions? Why did you choose these questions? Calm down. We're moving on to couple number one. Mr. Sky, who will Sky say is the last person besides her to see you naked? Oh, wow. We don't really talk about my exes or anything. I don't know if she really knows any names. And there was a lot of them, from what I understand. No, no. I'll just say, I will say Jennifer. Oh, whoa, Jennifer. I don't know if we've ever heard this name. Expect an email, dude. Okay, moving on to the third question. We're going to start with couple number three, Mikey. Hopefully, you know, she won't hang up. I know it. Okay, let's go ahead and get this. How will your partner say you'd complete this sentence? Now, this is you talking about her. Me talking about her. Okay. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. Now, this is you talking about her. It's unanimous. Her blank.

39:14It's really great. Now I can help you with this. What are you going to do? No, I'm just your mouth. It doesn't have to be that. It doesn't have to be sexual. Whatever you want. However you think she's going to answer. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. I'm going to... Okay. She'll think that that's what I'm going to think. Uh-huh. So I will say it's unanimous. Her butt is really great. Wow. That is true. It is unanimous. Shut your mouth. Okay. Her hair. Wow. Okay. No helping. From my assistant, please. Couple number one now, Mr. Sky. Now, this is you talking about her. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. Well, I guess the PC thing would be to say that's her personality. Oh, okay. I have a feeling she'll probably think of something like her hair. Her hair. Okay. I'm going to go with hair. Interesting. Not her butt. Okay. Couple number two now. Sean, this is you talking about her. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. I will say... Her scream. Her gag. Well, if you put muffled in front of that. Okay. I will say her teeth. Her teeth.

40:28Her teeth are really great. Now I feel like the biggest pervert on the show. Wow, this is going to be an interesting one. Let's bring in the ladies. All right, come on. If you can get Sky to come back in and take them off hold there, Mikey. That would be wonderful. Honey, are you there? This could be interesting. Dina, are you there? I am. Wow, I feel sorry for you gals. Those guys, they're... They had some interesting answers to these questions. Hopefully, you'll be able to match them up. Let's go ahead and start with couple number one, Skye and Mr. Skye. Here is your question. These are horrendous, by the way. These things that Eddie picked them. Why did we let Eddie pick them? Eddie picked them. They are designed to make us get a divorce. Yes, they are. That is true. Let's go ahead and ask the question now. Couple number one, Skye and Mr. Skye. Skye. What? What did Mr. Skye say you were most teased about as a little kid? What were you most teased about as a little kid? Ooh. I know there was a lot. Stop. Either my boobs or my hair. Things you still get teased about now. Stop. Eddie, enough out of you. Eddie, that's just rude. Enough. Little kid.

41:53As a little kid. No helping, Mr. Sky. Yeah, no talking. These two, they have like these communications. She already said one of the two. It has to be one of those. A little kid, I guess it would be my hair. Mr. Sky, what did you say? I said boycott. Your hair. You're on the board. They're on the board. Couple number one finally got a point. There you go. Let's move on to couple number two, Sean and Dina. Dina, what did Sean say you were most teased about as a little kid? Well, this is not necessarily when I was a little kid, but when I was in college and I was taking all these, like, speech classes and stuff, my speech instructor told me I would never be able to speak in public, and I have a radio career, so I think that's hilarious. Um, so it had to be something to do with the way I talk or the, I have a little bit of a lisp. So it's probably that. And Sean, how did you answer? I said a lisp. There you go. Right answer for a couple number two, the super couple, Sean and Dina. All right. Moving on to couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca. Rebecca, how did Mikey answer? Did he say you were most teased about as a little kid? Oh my gosh. Well, what I think I had a lot of answers.

43:16I did not. I was actually teased about, I don't think he knows. Well, tell us. No. Oh, okay. Well, sorry. No need to get uptight. So now it's down to two things that I think he might have said, and I'm going to go with that I was really shy. Oh, my goodness. Are you crazy? Mikey, how did you answer? I said she had a speech impediment. Oh, that's the other one. Speech impediment. Wow, sounds like you and Dina have a great conversation as little kids. Don't make fun. I was just trying to be an ex. Rebecca and Dina would have said to each other. So not only did he get it wrong, then he made fun of her on top of that. She got it wrong. She got it wrong. Okay, no more fighting. Let's move on to the second question. I was never even teased about that, by the way. Well... Yeah, Mike. Ouch. Until now. Because it was cute. Here is the second question for couple number two, Sean and Dina. Dina, who did Sean say is the last person besides you to see him naked? Oh, God. That just gives me a pit. Listen to Rebecca. Listen to Rebecca. Dina. Look at...

44:39Skye. Skye looks like she wants to murder someone. Skye looks like she wants to murder somebody. Who did Sean say, besides you, is the last person to see him in his birthday suit? By the way, thanks for bringing that up. No problem. I love the newlywed game. The questions, babe. I love it. Oh, God. You know, I almost forgot her name until today. But I think it's Doreen. I think that was her name. Doreen. Sean, how did you answer? I said my mom. Is that your mother's name? I don't know what's going on. Who is Doreen? Sean household. I forgot about her. Who's Doreen? This really young girl Sean dated before he dated me. Oh, young. Young and spicy. Sean says you guys don't talk about those things. You know what? We really don't because it's past. Except for Doreen. We've been together for so long. You move on. The reason why she knows about Doreen is because that crazy wench came up and tried to talk to her. Yeah. While you were naked? It was really ugly. I actually made Doreen cry. Oh, good job. What did you do?

46:01Saucers and milk. Saucers and milk. Oh. Yeah. Well, that'd make anybody cry. All right, let's move on. Let's go on to couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca. You guys are going to need this one. Rebecca, who is the last person besides you to see your man, Mikey, naked? Do I have to answer? You do. I think that it was his ex-girlfriend, Marnie. And, Mikey, how did you answer? I said Marnie. Marnie. Oh. You got one right. You got it right. Thank you, Eddie. That's really a great way to start the new year. Very, very uncomfortable. But you got a point, so that's got to feel good. Okay, couple number one, Sky and Mr. Sky. Sky, who's the last person to see your husband naked besides you? Tango and Logan? No. Come on. Is that your answer? Is that your answer? Last person.

47:08Like, I don't know any names of any of his exes. Well, you're going to have to give us one. He gave us one. He gave us a few, but he had to give one. No, he didn't. He did not. Thank you, Ashley. Even Ashley's in pain over this question. An ex-girlfriend isn't, like, we need a name? Hey, I can't help you here, kiddo. I'm sticking with Tango and Logan. That is your answer? Yes. Mr. Scott. Skye? I just said Jennifer. Jennifer. Oh, wow. Look at Skye's face. Look at Skye's face. I'm not happy with that answer. Didn't really like it at all. It just didn't sit well hearing that name. I'm feeling very nauseous. Oh, wow. Well, you have Eddie to thank. Anyway, um... Well, no, actually we have Jennifer to thank. Okay. No. Hey. Hey. No. Stop. Stop.

48:06Okay, question three. We'll start with couple number three, Mikey and Rebecca. Now, this one will be a lot easier for you guys. Okay, now, Rebecca, how are you going to answer this sentence? Okay, now, this is him talking about you. Okay, this is Mikey talking about you. Are you ready? Yep. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. Him talking about you. It's unanimous. Her blank is really great. Oh, gosh. I tried to help him with that one, but he didn't want my help. It's unanimous. Rebecca's blank is really great. I don't know. You have so many things that are great that you can't pick one? No. Okay. She's got to say what I'm saying. You don't need to help her. She's doing fine. God, you cheat too. It's unanimous. I think that's leading. It's unanimous. Rebecca's blank is really great. Oh, geez. Family. Okay, well, Rebecca said family. Mikey, what did you say? You know, because I say that all the time. The truth is, right, babe? I say that all the time. You know, honey, your family is really great. I said, I said.

49:41Your butt is really great. Nice ass. All right. Well, Rebecca, you have a nice butt. Okay. Great. No points for couple number three. Honey, how often have you heard me say that? I've said that more than your family is really great. Okay, no need to fight. Let's move on. Thank you. Couple number one. Thank you. Couple number one, Sky and Mr. Sky. No. Now, remember, this is Mr. Sky talking about you. Okay. It's unanimous. Sky's blank is really great. See, I'm confused because if we were asking him directly what he thinks is great, I think he would say my butt. But if we're saying it's unanimous, like what do people compliment me on a lot? Don't give me that face, Eddie. No, Sky, keep thinking what you're thinking. You don't need to help, assistant producer. Oh, sir, what? So if we're talking about it's unanimous what people...

50:42compliment me on the most. Okay. But he likes my butt. Okay, I'm going to stick with the it's unanimous and go my hair. And Mr. Sky, how did you answer? I said hair. Ashley helped. It's a point. No, Sky was thinking out loud. If Ashley had said, oh, don't go there, would it change everything? No, because Sky was just clarifying the question. Can everybody just shut up when we're doing the game? Yeah, why can't everyone be quiet? Shut up. Oh, yeah, like you didn't just help Rebecca in the question before. And he said something leading through. I did not. All right, we're all a bunch of cheaters. All right, you guys are idiots. All right, couple number two now, Sean and Dina. Now, Dina, this is what he said. It's unanimous. Dina's blank is really great. Did he say it all pukey like that? Well, it wasn't. I don't know.

51:41I'm not the one with the lisp. She doesn't have that anymore. That's all right, Eddie. I get paid either way. It's unanimous. Your blank is really great. I'm going to say my boobs. Her boobs. Sean, how did you answer? I said your teeth. Perfect. Now let's clarify. Let's clarify. Your teeth are really great. You said teeth, right? That is an incorrect answer. Let's go to the telly, find out who our champion is this week in the newlywed game. Congratulations. Another way of letting us know we don't know our spouses whatsoever. Very angry. And who is the big winner over here? Yes. The winner for picking Sean and Dina is P1 Rude Dog. Are you there, Rude Dog? Yes, I am. Yeah, congratulations. Congratulations, Rude Dog. All right, thank you. Ashley, what did he win? Four packet tickets to the San Diego Boat Show. There you go. There you go. Hang on the line, will you? And we will be back. Cues that can only be measured by an electron microscope. It's the Mikey Show.

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1:02:01Partly cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. Point Loma's 53. Right now, Miramar's 50 degrees. More bad news for Drew Brees. Looks like he's going to have to have shoulder surgery after tearing his labrum. My wife said, my family is really great. Will you get over it? I mean, who said, I mean, what husband is, you know, I mean, yeah, I love her mom. I love her, but who's, come on. You got something better than that? That's a surprising answer. Yeah. Larnie question. Why would you put that out there? It's in the book. By the way, would you like to hear Skye on the phone off the air talking to her husband about answering Jennifer was the last person to see him naked? Is Jennifer a real answer or were you just saying the most generic female name because you thought that would be the easiest for me to get? Lie, bunny boo. You know what she wants me to say. Okay, well, you have a great day then.

1:03:02And the beating begins. Oh, stop it. Holy crap. Stop it. I was curious about his, you know. You would have been curious too. You were confused. His tactics. I thought Doreen was a bit of a revelation myself. Doreen. Yeah, was she hot, Sean? Yeah, Sean. She said she was young and kind of saucy. She was young and retarded. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Is your wife still listening on the internet? Maybe. Okay, well. She was disgusting, Mike. She was awful looking, Mike. Ask you off the air what she really looked like. Okay. So lots of things happening. I told you that Courtney Cox apparently was offered a drink by Brad Pitt at a bar and refused it.

1:04:00Ouch. Is she BFFs with Jennifer Aniston or something? Are they friends? Yeah, I get it. It's really bad. What did Rachel Green think of that? So, yeah, Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are like BFs, you know? They have been for a while. And I guess Courtney Cox was at the Beverly Hills Hotel just, you know, hanging out at the bar, you know, with her hubby or whoever, just hanging out. And Brad Pitt. ends up showing up. So according to witnesses there, they say that Courtney Cox saw Brad Pitt like crossing the room, coming towards her. So she turned her chair. So her like back was towards him. Now, doesn't he read that body language? Don't you see that as Brad and go, okay, well, maybe not. Yeah. And then I guess Brad, you know, approaches, I guess she was like sitting at the bar, you know, Brad then approaches and says to the bartender or. you know, whoever's there, that he would like to buy this woman another drink of whatever she's drinking. And according to witnesses, Courtney Cox looks at the bartender, never looks at Brad Pitt, and says, no, thank you, I'm not thirsty anymore. Ouch. Really? And would not. Oh, my God, that is funny! I got Courtney Cox's home phone number one time and called it. She was really pissed. What? I called her on the air. Why? When did this happen? A friend of mine. Yeah?

1:05:20used to work for an interior decorator. The interior decorator worked on her house. And I go, give me the number. And she said no. I said, give me the number. And she said no. And I badgered her and badgered her until she gave me the number. And it was when I was doing nights at Rock 105. And I called her. And she answered. And I had her on the air. And she was pissed. True story. So apparently, she was not very happy with Brad. I'm fascinated by Brad Pitt. Really am. What do you mean? I would like to know about him, but I don't want to read like a biography on him because I think all that stuff's BS. I'm really curious about him. Like when I read Little Nuggets in the interview from Vanity Fair on Jennifer Aniston, got Little Nuggets here and there about what he's really like. It was fascinating to me. She talked about how they really disagree on how to decorate a house. And he's really into it. He's into architecture. That's an interest of his. And with furniture.

1:06:24She likes furniture. She doesn't really care how it looks. She likes it to be really comfortable. And he could care less what the furniture felt like. It has to look a certain way. Wow. And doesn't care if it's uncomfortable. I would expect the opposite. So would I. And that's the way it is like with my wife and I. My wife could care less if it's a tombstone you're sitting on. If it has the right look, this contemporary with piping and this and that and the whole deal, she's in. We had to compromise getting a couch recently because I don't care. I don't care if it's plaid. As long as when I lay on it, I sink into it like a cloud. So I found that out about Brad Pitt. I wanted to know more. I want to know what his interests are. I want to know what he likes to eat. I don't know why. I just am curious. You had a little boy crush on him? No. It really... I'll tell you. Let me explain my Brad Pitt fascination. Oh, my. There's not much known about him. I think that's the deal. And the other part of the fascination is he's one of the best-looking men alive. Ah, there we go. Well, I'm not saying I want to make out or slow dance. I'm just saying... Yay! Homos! You see what I'm saying? Wouldn't you be interested in one of the most beautiful women alive and what they're really like in their personal life? Because don't you wonder... Ever seen a grown man naked? What's it like to be a really...

1:07:49Great-looking celebrity. What is a great-looking celebrity all about? Who's the most beautiful woman alive to you, Skye? And don't say, like, Aunt Jemima and try to get all PC on us. Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima. Oh, you know her. She wants to get all PC. Are you thinking maybe, like, Rosa Parks or something? Don't say, like, Oprah. You know what I mean? Aunt Jemima. That's not even a real person, is it, sir? Who is, huh? Am I the only person that thinks Aunt Jemima's on? No, I'm in. That rag does everything for me. That's right. I'm black. Sky, who's the most beautiful woman alive? My mother. You are annoying. Go ahead, Sky. Who? I guess I'm going to go with Jessica Simpson. Are you kidding me? That's the most beautiful woman to you? Jessica Simpson. I think she's got a gigantic mouth. The mouth I'm out on. When she smiles that big, the smile that's so big with the big teeth and the whole thing.

1:08:54I think she's got a great figure, great-looking body, but I couldn't disagree with any more. But that's who you like. Okay. Jessica, you're in on Jessica. Brad Pitt love up. How about you, Ashley? I'm going to say Angelina Jolie, hands down, for me. Would you be curious about her personal life? See, those are two people that we know a lot about. We do know a lot about Jessica Simpson because of that TV show, Newlyweds. And we know a lot about Angelina Jolie because so much has been revealed in the media. Brad Pitt, we just don't know a lot about. So I'm curious. I'm interested. Sky would not eat menu, though, over at my family's house on New Year's Day. Oh, when was that? When was that? Ashley, would you have come over to eat menu, though? Oh, well, I'm pretty sure that when we were discussing... Back in a couple weeks ago on the air, I'm pretty sure I told you I was actually all in on Menudo and I was looking forward to trying it, but I didn't get the memo. When did you do this? I didn't know. I wasn't sure. We did it on New Year's Day. I owe you an apology. I apologize. Ouch. Stings. I apologize. Boy Blunder will be calling any second. Awesome. Yeah, Skye took one look at it. She had agreed beforehand to drink the...

1:10:16The soup part. I never agreed to drink the soup. Oh, she did. You said that you would try it. I said I would smell it. And I followed through. Eddie, was it the most annoying situation ever watching her with that mouth? Oh, it's so dumb. What? It's like somebody put a bowl of feces in front of you. That's right. Oh, dear. Stop. I'm sure many people enjoy that. You know, many different cultures enjoy many things that we don't. I see. I would like to play for you now. Dick Clark on New Year's Rockin' Eve. Well, my fellow friend, Boy Blender, who also wasn't invited to your party with the menudo, is on the inside line. Fish, let me tell you something. Get him, Fish. Get him. I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth, Fish. Don't believe him. Oh, don't sigh like that. Oh, man. Don't sigh. Come on. My little swimmer. Fish, the truth is... You know something. You know something. Go ahead.

1:11:17There was only one person, only one friend of mine who emailed me to say happy holidays. Oh, really? Yes. And where was the emails from you? Oh, no. Oh, no. Interesting question. It's such a two-way street. Yeah, and with him, it's only... With him, if you don't do the invites... Don't even start with that crap. Yeah. Let me ask you something, Fish. Did you do anything over the holidays that you could have invited us to? And don't lie. As a matter of fact, I didn't. I don't believe you. Okay. I think that there have been things you could have invited us to. Let me get through my holidays then. For Christmas, I went up to my girlfriend's house, and we hung out up there. We had a good time. For New Year's, I was hanging out with my buddies RT and TJ, and that's Ash's friends, and it was just a little dinner party that we did there. And it was just the four of us. I believe that there are things that he could call us and say, hey, what are you guys up to? Well, that's more than I did this year, boy. Listen, I almost called. Fish. Almost. Fish, I didn't think you would do it. Why? Why do you think that I wouldn't do it? Yeah, and you promised him that you would invite him from now on, and you promised me on the air that you'd invite me. You even said, oh, my God, you're going to try my dad's menudo, and then you totally did not invite me. Later, Mike. I'm on Boy Blender's bandwagon. You hate us both. Don't push the microphone away. You hate us both, Mikey. Don't push the microphone away. I'm your daughter, and you hate me. Listen.

1:12:48You know that I love menudo, too. Oh, BS. I don't know that you love menudo. I was even going to try it. Don't say it. What? You do? Yes. When did you ever eat menudo? Dude, when you and I used to live together, we would get it at that one place right down the street. You don't remember doing that? No. Not once. I live with you? Fish, I'm going to make a proclamation. Again? Again? Again? Stop. How many? Hey, let's get a poker game together. You guys want to? Let's do it. Let's get a poker game together. We haven't done it in a long time. Skye's house. All right, so look. We'll do it over at Skye's place. We can go to my house. All right, Fish, we're going to do a poker game at Skye's. If you don't show up. Oh, I'll be there. Okay. Will you be there? I will be there. Am I invited? Yes, you. Ashley, come on. I won't show up. There'll be a girl's table and a boy's table. Whatever, dude. I'm getting so good at poker. That's great. You're still annoying.

1:13:48All right, Fish. We're getting the game together. You're going to be there. We love it. I love you, bro. All right. Happy New Year. Bye, Blender. I'm on your bandwagon. Oh, I feel awful. Come on, Ashley. Don't rub it in. I'm sorry, but I really was looking forward to it. I messed up. Hey, and I text messaged you. You didn't even call me back. My phone's been dead. All right. Take a break. We'll be back. They say monkey, and we prove it every morning. It's the Monkey Morning Show on Raw. Slow and archaic or quick and modern, you decide. Earn an MA in teaching in 10 months at National University. Call 1-800-NAT-UNIV. Credentialed teachers only. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Hey, this ride's looking better all the time here, easing up quite a bit. The South 15 is still finding some brake lights, though, from Felicita now down to West Bernardo Drive, so that's a big improvement. South on 7 to 5, not too bad, man. Backed up a little bit out of Encinitas down towards Manchester, and then you're pretty much good to go.

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1:21:50And I'm saying this just in case Shauna's in the car. She might want to stop by. Get all of us something. Just so she's not embarrassed. We all get Starbucks. Exactly. Welcome back to the show. It is 9-17. Partly cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. At the airport, it's 54. Right now in Ramona, it's 50 degrees. In a fiesta bowl yesterday, Ohio State beat Notre Dame 34-20. All right, folks. Welcome back to the show. We are live and back in the studio. And we all took a couple weeks off and enjoyed the Christmas holidays. My brother was here for a week. He left yesterday. My mom was bawling, of course. My mom, to see King Kong, she was bawling, of course. He cries over everything, man. She's the Dick Vermeule, apparently. She really is. She really is. My wife was a mess yesterday watching The Notebook. She hadn't seen it, read the book. She was sitting there in bed, reading the book, sobbing. Reading the book. This is nuts. So Saturday night was New Year's Eve. Dick Clark, as you know, has suffered a stroke and rang in the New Year. Last year, I guess, doing Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. The speech has been affected just a little bit after the stroke. Thank you, Ryan, very much. It's really good to be back with you again this year. Last year, I had a stroke.

1:23:18Really? I'm in bad shape. We got you. Thank you, Dick. It was a long, hard time. Back to you, Ryan. My speech is not perfect, but I'm getting there. Cut to Ryan now, please. Now, you and I have been part of each other's lives on so many New Year's Eves that I wouldn't have missed this. Camera two, cut to Ryan. Thanks to everybody who made it possible for me to be here tonight. It's going to be a great night. Full of fun. Full of fun. And just the happiest time in all of my life. Poor Dick Clark. Doesn't he just sound terrible? That sounds hilarious. Oh, man. Brutal. Dick Clark's saying this is a night he won't forget. Cut six. Well, this is the time of night where people start to show up at various parties around town. There is still a lot more party to go. Sounds like he's been partying. I've had a wonderful time tonight. There's nothing like being in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Believe me, this is one night I will never, ever forget.

1:24:36Neither will we. What kind of view do you have right now? Well, I tell you, I've got a pretty good view right now. Oh, look at little Ryan's like, oh, boy. How do you follow that? Yeah, Seacrest is like, I'm sorry, dick. Anyway, what do you guys think of Seacrest? Very vanilla. I mean, I guess he's the... Mm-hmm, generic. He does the Seacrest thing. Have you guys been seeing the commercials for the American Idol that'll be coming on soon? Yeah. We've been running lots of commercials of... The same. I'm not going to watch it this year. Nettie, you say that every year. Seriously, how many times? Every year you say you're not going to watch it, and you do. I hate that show. I'm telling you. We saw some of each other during the two-week break. Boston Rob was in Boston, though, so he went home. And all kinds of stuff happened over the break. I don't know that I even told you guys the story of the Christmas party that we went to over at my wife's family. No.

1:25:40My wife's dad, you know, she didn't talk to him for years. Now they've kind of rekindled a relationship. And so last year is when they had really sort of started talking again. And so his family invited her over for a Christmas party. But I had had surgery at this time last year, so I couldn't go. So I went this year. And so we're going over there and she's bringing this little thing of like Vaughn's flowers. Okay. to give to the hostess of the house. So we go in and they're, you know, that side of the family is going to be opening Christmas presents. And so they start passing out Christmas presents and they start bringing stuff over to us. Oh no. And I look at my wife like she's a monster. Like, because I'm telling you.

1:26:37That is a part of my personality. It's like, hey, listen, if there's a gift exchange, I want to exchange and get. And she's got to look a tear on her face. Yeah. And so when you don't expect a gift and then get one and you didn't give one. All right. That's the worst. Yes. And they're lovely gifts. We open them. And then my wife is like, oh, we didn't know. Now we're trying to say things to. And it's just awkward. It's so awkward. And so we leave, we get out of that house and we get into the truck and I go, what was that? And she goes, time out. Let me, she goes, let me explain. And I said, I don't know what you got. This has got to be great, whatever you got. She says, I was invited to this thing last year and I went last year and I brought a gift. I brought a couple of gifts. And she says, and when they opened the door, they had a look of terror in their face. Payback. She said, and she goes, and so the woman that was hosting the party, who is a relative by marriage, she said ran into a room and came out and gave her a gay snowman. And I said, well, what was so gay about it? She goes, no, no, no. I don't mean it like that. It was a gay snowman in rainbow outfit with a rainbow and equality, and it was gay. It was actually a homosexual snowman.

1:28:10And she said, so I felt bad for her. I didn't want a repeat of last year. So I did not come bearing gifts. But it was so awkward, that moment of, I don't have anything. Eddie. I could top it. Go ahead. My girlfriend's family, I guess there's this tradition every year, they go over to her uncle's house. And there's a big Christmas party. Yeah. And we were able to leave the hospital and go to there. And so, you know, I get all dressed up, ready to go. We drive over there. And she's telling me on the way that every year somebody plays Santa. And they, you know, have this whole, like, Santa's village. And all the neighborhood kids come. And all the family brings their kids over. bring gifts, and they put them in Santa's bag, and then he hands them out. It's this huge thing. I'm like, oh, that sounds cool. So I get out, and I walk up, and the uncle comes running towards us and says, oh, guess who gets to be Santa this year? Like who? No. What? Come on. You were Santa? I was taken across the street.

1:29:24The full Santa outfit. No prior knowledge? Nothing. I was like, I'm sorry? Okay, you know me. You know me, and I'm like, okay, yeah, I'll do it. Meantime, I am profusely sweating in this thing. Under my clothes, you know, my clothes, my nice clothes that I have on. So I go and I do the whole Santa bit. You know, I don't care, whatever. I like kids, and so I'm the best Santa of all time. I go back across the street, take off my clothes, and I'm drenched. And then I have to go to this party afterwards. And you look this guy like, wow, look at this guy. Oh, no. This is the first time I'm meeting some of her family. Sure. And I'm like, oh, this is awesome. This is great. Oh, hey, yeah. Shaking your sweat hands. Yeah. Did you just work out? Yeah. I'm so embarrassed. That's brutal. Yeah, those are good times. Sky, any interesting happen over your break? No. I mean, you know, not to bring the room down, but my grandpa passed, so I spent a lot of family time, a lot of cleaning out of many things, and there will be a huge garage sale on the forefront. My grandpa was a ham radio operator and an engineer. I'm in. So, dude, there is so, like, we...

1:30:41literally we got like a moving box filled it to the top with just screwdrivers another one just wrenches yeah i mean so there's gonna be a really good garage sale coming soon you're selling those ham radios i'm in on that dude he had radios from world war ii like crazy crap in there so um yeah so that's how i spent my last two weeks but you know so i started talking to my wife about all the stuff you know, over New Year's, you're kind of reflecting on all the things that happened over the year 2005. Yeah. We got into a conversation about 05, but we got, because so many things happened in 05. The tsunami happened in 05 and the Hurricane Katrina. So we got into a conversation and you got, you know, by all means, 5701053, if we're missing something, please. But we started talking about the things when our kids are born that we've seen in our lifetime that our kids will go, what? Tell me about that. 9-11. No cell phones when we were growing up. No PCs. No HDTV. The first space shuttle taking off and blowing up. Hurricane Katrina. The tsunami. The deaths of major rock stars like Kurt Cobain. The invention of rap music. iPods. Glow sticks. Carpool lanes. We saw Reagan shot. We saw Clinton and the Hummer in the White House. We went through Y2K.

1:32:06We saw gay marriage. By the time our kids are around, gay marriage... All that stuff happened in 2005? No, no, no, no. Wow, what a year! No, he just means, you know, in his lifetime. In our lifetimes. In your lifetime. O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, video games, the Star Wars movies. This is stuff that our kids will never, you know, they'll have to ask us about. They used to spank in schools. The SUV came around while we were alive. Sports venues used to be named after people. Strange concept. Not corporations. Starbucks was invented while we were alive. Gas was less than a dollar a gallon. Postage was a dime. The speed limit was 55 cents. Freeways were two lanes. Movie theaters didn't have stadium seating. A big movie theater had three theaters in it. You could smoke in restaurants and planes. That's ridiculous. I know it.

1:33:03We saw cable. We saw satellite. We saw CNN. We saw ESPN, MTV, reality TV. We saw Janet Jackson bring out that big chocolate pancake on live television during the Super Bowl. It was her breast. That happened while we were alive. There were no DVDs. There was no Blockbuster. There was no 7-Eleven. McDonald's had served less than one billion people. Oh, my. Oh, you got my attention. Porno was in magazines only, and you weren't allowed to give timeouts. There was no timeout. What's a timeout? That was something you did in a football game. Now you do it with your kids. This is all stuff, you know, some of that stuff in 05, but I'm telling you, a lot of that stuff our kids will ask us about. What was that all about? Mikey Show. Yeah, did you mention Cedar Fires? No, that's another thing. Our kids will say, what was that all about? Yeah. Because that'll probably still be around. Want to hear some of the top stuff of 2005? Sure. The big movies in the box office were, the number 10 was The Longest Yard, which I was kind of surprised about, but it's got Adam Sandler's name attached to it, so of course that's going to make money. Poop. 158 mil. Hitch came in at number 9. Poop. Great movie. 177 mil. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, no surprise. Number 8 is the surprise I thought may be higher. That made $186 million. Madagascar, of course. Poop. Madagascar made $193 million.

1:34:30Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came in at number six, $201 million. Batman Begins, number five. We're into the top five now. That made $205 million. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, $206 million. Wedding Crashers, number three, $209 million. War of the Worlds was number two with $234 million. What was the number one movie in the box office in 2005, Eddie? Star Wars. Of course, episode three, Revenge of the Sith. Of course. Well, duh. Of course. Top five most watched TV shows in America in 05? Grey's Anatomy. Never seen it. Number five. Oh, you'd like it. Number four, CSI Miami. Number three, Without a Trace. Never seen it. That's CBS. Number two, of course, Desperate Housewives. And number one, the number one show in 2005 was CSI. What? What's lost? Number six. Sons of...

1:35:31Top five best-selling CDs in 05, Black Eyed Peas, Monkey Business. Yeah. Number four, Kelly Clarkson Breakaway. Eddie's Girl. I've got that one. It's a good one. Eddie likes that one. Love it. Number three was Green Day with American Idiot. Number two was Mariah Carey and The Emancipation of Mimi. Anybody want to take guesses on what the number one CD in America was in 05? What was it? Kanye or something. I don't even know if he had his CD out. It was 50 Cent. 50? Oh, yeah. Massacre. Number one DVD in the country in 05, The Incredibles. It's always that kid stuff. People like to buy it for their kids. Yeah, it's a good one. And The Odd Couple on Broadway made $21.5 million.

1:36:31Concerts. Where's the best of the Mikey show on the CD? I know it. Thank you. Which, by the way, is still available. We're only going to, we're going to keep it available. We're going to make it, we figure a lot of people spent a lot of money over the holidays. And so we're going to keep it available just past this next payday, which will be the 15th for a lot of people. Top five concerts in America in 05. Coldplay, number five. Dave Matthews Band, number four. Paul McCartney, number three. The Rolling Stones, number two. What was number one? at this game. The Eagles. Oh yeah, some old. It's a good one. They were number eight, Ashley. It was you too. So there you go. That was the big stuff. I will be back. It's the Mikey Show. We're back on. It's unstoppable. He is Mikey. The Mikey Morning Show. The most sacred thing I do is care. Buck 105.3.

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1:43:24DVDs and CDs that are going to be coming out today. It is Tuesday. Yes, I sure do, Mikey. Big day for that. Good times. All right. Let's start with CDs. There aren't very many today. We have the brand new Strokes called First Impressions of the Earth. We also have one of those compilation albums, reggaeton. Interesting. And then also the soundtrack to the movie Shop Girl out today. Oh, good. I've been dying. Rushing out. Dying for that one. All right, DVDs? What do you got? Well, the one that everybody has been waiting for is Wedding Crashers. Cut 14. Go ahead. Okay, now how many of them were cash borrowers? Great question. Love where your head's at, and two of them actually are. But I got us covered. Tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that are so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind. And who's going to be there to catch them? Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal. Now, why would they not release that for Christmas? That was my thought, too. I have no idea. A lot of people get gift cards and things like that. Oh, look at you, huh? Thinking out of the box. And usually the DVDs after Christmas are bigger sellers than even before Christmas. Really? Yeah. Dude, let me tell you something. I saw a guy on TV ask the same question. He didn't know the answer. Eddie knows the answer. This guy on TV, he was like, that's his job. You know, it's a good question. I'll have to look into that.

1:44:59There you go. That's the answer. Returns, stuff like that. Store credits. I got a double. Somebody got me two of the same DVDs, so I'm going to return it and get Wedding Crashers today. Yeah, I'm going today. I'm going today. I haven't seen it. And you know what I saw for the first... Lock it up. Lock it up. Why would I even have you on the radio? Lock it up. I mean, are you kidding me? Lock it up. Get out of here. You son of a bitch. And you know what I saw for the first time over the holiday? You blew it! 40-year-old virgin. Oh, me too. You ruined my life. Wedding Crashers is much bigger than that. Why would I put you on the radio? You don't even see these movies. Get out of here. Are you kidding me with that? Worthless to us. Come on. Just saw it. That's out on DVD, right? Yes, that's what I just saw it. Virgin. So, Wedding Crashers today, what up? Did you like 40-year-old Virgin? Oh, I loved it, yeah. We had to go get it.

1:45:57The scene where they're taking his hair off today is when he screams out Kelly Clarkson. That's my favorite. I watched it, and the very next day, I went to the salon, and as I'm laying there and the chick is putting the wax on my face, I am cracking up. She must have thought I was a psycho because I'm thinking of all the stuff he was yelling. I love it. Yeah, that's a good one. Okay. Also out on DVD today, we got The Cave. Now, did anybody see it? Does anybody know if it's any good? Sean did. Sean, did you see The Cave? I did see the cave. Oh, I love it. I knew it. How was it? I don't even know what that is. It was awful. Was it really? What is that? Remind me. It was like all those people, they go in the cave and there's like bat, like giant man-sized bats living on the ceiling. Oh, God, yeah. It's supposed to be scary, but it's not. And their skin was translucent. Oh, good. Well, you know. All right. Also out on DVD today, Gunsmoke, the 50th anniversary edition. Oh, boy. Dumb and Dumber, the unrated edition. Yeah. And then TV shows coming to DVD, All in the Family, The Fifth Season, Silk Stocking Season 4, and Hunter, The Complete Third Season. So you get them all from that season. Thank goodness. I mean, I've got them on VHS, but I need them on DVD. Obviously. Okay, so earlier we did our weigh-in. I don't want to do this again. The Biggest Loser. Listen to what happened. It is now time to do something a little uncomfortable. Now.

1:47:25Go ahead, Eddie. Go ahead. We don't need anybody being called a cheater when they're not really cheating. I think for every weigh-in... Well, let's explain what we're doing. Go ahead. Whoa. It's the Mikey Show Biggest Loser Contest. There are six of us on the show. Me, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Boston, Rob, and Ashley. We're all for 06. We're going to lose some weight. We've got personal trainers. I don't. I need a personal trainer in a gym. If you're in Carlsbad, Encinitas, I'd let me work out with you in a gym. Call me. Are you getting one? No. Call me, too. I need a trainer. Eddie, what? What? I'm working out on my own. I'm fine. I do not want a personal trainer. Are you kidding me? I want a personal trainer in a gym. Really? No, thank you. Whoa. You want me to go and work out with you, bud? Sure, you can be my spider. All right. You look great in that goofy hat. I love this hat. You look great in it. I'm thinking about cutting, like, two dreads in the back so it will just fit. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, great idea. He's rolling the eyes as he says it. Okay, back to the mission. So the mission is the Mikey Show Biggest Loser. Over the next four months, we will be losing weight, and we will weigh in now, and we will weigh in then. Now, you can call us right now at 570-1053, and you can pick a horse, meaning that you're going to pick one of the six of us.

1:48:46Whoever you think will lose the biggest percentage of weight is who you want to pick. So, first of all, we've got to do a weigh-in so you know how much we weigh. And whoever does win, and eventually, whenever we decide to end this thing in, I guess, April, that's four months, we'll give you a huge prize, whoever wins. I have an idea. Why don't we say the start of the baseball season? The start of the baseball season is April 3rd. So, why don't we just make it easy? That's four months from today. That's exactly four months from today. perfect because my birthday's April 8th. Drink it, drink it, drink it. Okay, we need the ground rules for the weigh-in because last time there was some controversy. You are the shenanigan maker. You are queen of shenanigans. Excuse you. Last time we did this, there were no ground rules on what we should wear for weigh-in. You came in last time with 80 pounds of clothes on so that you could lose the most weight. True. This is what he's saying is true. It's not true. Actually, it is true. For every time we weigh in, I think there should be no shoes. Okay. And you wear what you wear, but I want Skye patted down. Nope. Excuse you. Skye, nothing in your pockets. No heavy clothing. You know what I mean? Just normal, please. And if we think something's amiss, we can call it all. All shenanigans. Yeah. No jackets. Right. What if it's cold? You take it off and you take it indoors. Oh, Jesus.

1:50:15a cheater. We know what's going on. We know the story. No weights on the ankles. Oh, that would have been a great idea. And one you just didn't think of. I got some at home, too. Okay, so are there any other... How about we make like a penalty that when we weigh in, if we have gained any weight from the last weigh-in, we'll make a monetary deduction from you. Okay, what is that? A penalty. I don't know, like maybe for every pound that we've gained, we pay like five bucks or something. And that goes to the winner? Sure. In the end? And so it'll be a big jar and then... Ooh, I like that. Okay, so $5 per pound gain. All right. For every weigh-in? Yes. Oh, man. And are we doing a weekly weigh-in? Sure. Okay. We can do a weekly weigh-in. P1 Troy, who do you want to hitch your wagon to? I want to hitch it to Eddie. Okay. Troy. Now...

1:51:16If Eddie wins and he loses the most percentage of weight at the end of this thing, you will win. And it'll be a big prize. We haven't determined what it is, but whatever it is, it'll be a big, huge prize. So we need Ashley to get their info and stuff. Yeah, Ashley's got to get their info. So I'm going to put you on hold, okay? All right. Hang on. Boston Rob is screening calls. And I think probably what he's running into right now is people calling and saying, yeah, I'll be a trainer, whatever. P1 Chris. Yeah. Who would you like? Mikey, I'm going to take you, man. Well, it's not a bad bet because I'm fat. And so if I lose weight, obviously I'm going to be losing a percentage of that, and so hopefully it'll work out for you. Hang on the line, okay? All right, man. All right. P1 Andrew? Yes. Who do you want? I want B-Rob. All right. Hold on. Bad choice. Yeah, B-Rob's already pretty in shape. I don't know. He's in decent shape. I mean, he could lose some pounds, but he's in decent shape. So far, me, Eddie, and B-Rob are off.

1:52:17Off the block. I'd be taking Ashley if I were you guys. Oh, stop it. She doesn't have much to lose. You should. I'm so ready for this. Ashley, Sky, and Sean are left. Sean's a good bet. Sean's a big guy. Sean's got a lot to lose. Sean, how much do you think you weigh? Probably, I mean, it's going to be over three. The question is how much. Sean, how tall are you? 6'2", 6'3". So Sean, he believes he's over three bills. He's 6'2", 6'3". Yeah, probably like 3'10". All right, so we have Sean, we have Sky, and we have Ashley on the board. This is P1 Sly. Who do you want? Sky. You're taking Sky? Yeah, Sly. Hang on the line. Sly and Sky. P1 Greg, who do you want? Let's go with, I'm sorry, who's off the board? Well, Ashley and Sean are left. Ashley and Sean are left. I'll take Ashley. That's right. You'll take me. You're an idiot, sir. You're going to win, buddy. You're an idiot. I would have picked Sean first out of all of them. That's what I was going to say. He's so giant. He's big. He's fat, but he's just a big guy. He's big. So if he loses, and you know, a lot of weight comes off in the beginning. Right. That's right. And so Sean would have been a good bet. And I would have been able to take a call immediately, but our line two, busted. Welcome to 2006.

1:53:42Clear Channel Communications, just a small startup company. Eventually, we'll have money to be able to fix things right now. It just doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. It's owned by Mr. and Mrs. Clear Channel. Mikey Show, who is this? Hi, this is P1 Jake. Jake, you get Sean. All right, thank you. All right, hang on the line. I got the gay dude. Well, just because his voice was effeminate doesn't mean that he's gay. Gay. All right, are we ready for the weigh-in? No. All right, Sky, bring the scale over. I'll go first. Is there a mat? Is there a mat over there? I'll come over. I believe that I weigh 250 pounds. There's no way, dude. There's no possible way you weigh 250. Oh, boy. Oh, my. I'm standing on it. I weigh 248 and a half pounds. 248.5. I'm surprised. You don't look like you weigh 250. Gosh, darn. You don't look like you weigh 250. Oh, I am so fat. Oh, my God.

1:54:54I mean, you look sexy, to be honest with you. Eddie, how much did I weigh the last time we did this? Like 220? 221. I have gained 30 pounds. Skye, you're next. Oh, God. Skye, what do you think? Take a guess. You're looking good. How much do you think you weigh? The last time, I believe I was hovering around 140. So, I'm between 5 and 10 pounds I've gained since then. So, let's see. Headphones off. Headphones off. That's weight. Oh, man. Jackass. Power down, Mike. Make sure she doesn't have anything on. Yeah, I think she's all right. She's standing. She weighs 147.5. That's not bad. I weigh 100 pounds more than Skye. Skye, that's not that bad. You've gained 7 pounds since about the week. Yeah, Skye. You've gained 7 pounds. Big deal. You're doing great. Have you been working out? For me, that is a big deal. Like, I... You don't look bad. I can't believe... I don't know the last time I've been this heavy. No, you look sexy. Give me a break. Well, thank you. Oh, God. All right, Eddie's next. I don't want to go. Eddie, what do you think you weigh? I'm the heaviest that I've weighed in a long time. I'd probably say I weigh about 245. Okay. Eddie's standing on the scale. Shoes are off. He weighs... 247. 247.5. 247.5? Do me and Eddie weigh the same amount? You weigh one pound more. And I'm at least two feet shorter than him.

1:56:25But that's, I mean, that is, I usually weigh 220. I've weighed 220 since high school. Really? If I'm 27 pounds heavier than I normally am, that pisses me off. All right, Boston Rob, you're next. It's coming off. Come in here, B-Rob. You're next. I wonder how, he pisses me off. I know, he looks great. He said he wants, what did he say he wants to lose 40 pounds? I don't know, I hugged him. He's a little chunky around the. Is he? Yeah. Is he doughy? Doughy around the meat? There's no way he could lose 40. He wants to lose 40. You're what, 5'4"? How tall are you? How tall are you? Go to the microphone right there. How tall are you, B-Rob? 5'5"? 5'8 and a quarter. No. Be serious. B-Rob is not 5'8 and a quarter. B-Rob, take your hat off and your jacket off. Take it off. And the shoes. Come on, Rob. Oh, that's great. He's got nine pounds of jewelry in his face. How much do you think you weigh, Rob? How much do you think you weigh before you stand on that?

1:57:24I'm saying 207. There's no way you're over 200 pounds. You're not over 200 pounds. Rob, you weigh 193 pounds. Yeah, that's a good call. 202.5. Wow. Wow. Fatty. Ashley, you're next. Come in here. Now, see, Ashley looks cute and sexy. Yeah, I think she looks great. Yeah, but, I mean, she's got a bit of the tummy. Yeah, but it looks good. She's got the tummy. All right, Ashley, how much do you think you weigh? Well, I just came off the hibernation diet, which included me binging all the past couple months. Talk into the microphone, please. I know it's your first week of radio. Yeah. How much do you think you weigh? I'm going to go ahead and say, well, a volumptuous 155. I think she's full of it. Wow. No, I'm not. Get on the scale. I've been doing the hibernation diet. She weighs. Oh, God. 151.0. There you go. Gained a couple pounds, yeah? She's fat.

1:58:31Most of that is your boobs. That's true. She's got big breasts. I'm going to shed 40 pounds. Tell you right now. You think you can weigh 160? Yeah, he could. That's what I've always weighed. You know, as a matter of fact, a medical thing would probably say he should, but doesn't that sound too skinny? 5'4", 160, that's about right. No, it's 5'8". I'm not 5'4". We're getting... Hey, now, I just thought of this, you guys. Because you know I'm not 5'4". Hang on a second. I got to tell you guys this. We are borrowing Mr. Sky's scale that he got for Christmas. From Santa. And what we were going to do was... We were going to replace it with a scale. Shouldn't we use the same scale? You have to. I think we kind of need to. And I know that's a bummer for him. I got an idea. Maybe what we'll do is we will replace it... We'll keep this one. We'll buy him a brand new one. How about that? But same thing, brand new. You got to write from Santa on it, though. Now, Sean, Sean, can you bring a scale in tomorrow? Yeah, bring it tomorrow. Okay, and we'll weigh Sean in tomorrow. But there it is. It's set now. Oh, I'm so angry. Boston Rob, did we get any calls from Carlsbad Encinitas? Anybody around there that can let me work out at their gym and train me? Not yet. Okay. There's one.

1:59:47buddy that I have in mind for you that wrote in. Okay. So we'll talk about it. Around the area? Yeah. So we're not really following any, like last time we did like a South Beach diet thing a couple of years ago. It's anything, it's whatever. Whatever we want to lose weight. From now until April the 3rd, we're losing weight. And we're waiting in every week. It's up to you. You cannot do a damn thing. You can continue to live your life the same way that you're living it today. Or you can change your eating habits and your exercise schedule. Eddie, don't you do that. A little evil genius over there. If I could lose 47 pounds and weigh 200 pounds, which is still heavy, I would be ecstatic. Should we write down what our target is? Like what we'd like to be? If it's going to be four months, I'd like to lose 40 pounds. If I can get down to 207.5, I'd be really happy. 208.5? 148.5 pounds. Yes. No. 248.5 pounds. Eddie was 247. So, Eddie, what do you want to lose? I'd just like to get back to my normal 220. If I can get back to my normal 220, I'd be... Because that's like I said, I've weighed that since high school and then all of a sudden... Sky, what would you like to weigh four months from now? Four months from now, my ideal would be to weigh like 130. Oh, sexy. Stop it. How about you, B-Rob? I'm going to be 167. All steel. Oh, my God. All five, three of them.

2:01:21Get out of here. Sean, how about you? What would you like to weigh? You know what? I would like to lose about four pounds a week. So over four months, that's like 60 pounds. All right. Wow. That would be huge. Sean, you would be svelte and handsome. I would love that. Wow. How about sweet love to all of you? Yeah. How about you, Ashley? Face love. Ashley, what do you weigh now? I weigh 151. And I would like to be 125 pounds. That would be awesome. You would be delicious. That would be rad. The problem is you'd have eight cups. Well, yeah, I'm ready for that. I'm ready. No, I'm not. You'll get fired. Let's go. Wait, wait. I get fired? You drop below a B and you're fired. Hold on. You're going to fire me. Ashley, are you a very, very full C cup? Yeah, I'm a 34 C. Let me check. Come here. Okay. No. Close your mouth. Take a break. We'll be back. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? This is the Mikey Show. Should that be our new slogan? The talkiest talk show. On Talk 105.3. When Jason and Owen Mossy were young, they both wanted to be big. I'm bigger than you are. You wish.

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2:11:18Sky. Now, I've been thinking, can we clarify this? Now, because we do know his parents were in town for a visit. So, like, say his, you know, mom forced some sort of interaction. Does that count? Like if she's on the phone with her and then goes, oh, here you go. No, it has to be something that she made an attempt at. Okay, okay. It can't be like he ran into her and she was like, oh, Merry Christmas. I mean, you know. Okay, okay. All right. So if that is the case, I will say there is a 15% chance that she came through with something. Sean. Boston Rob. I go 30. I'm going to hope in the Christmas spirit and say 80%. Chance that she did something. Chance that she did something. Eddie. My guess is... You have to give us an answer. The winner is... Oh, good. You've got to be kidding me. It's kind of a combination of what Skye said. My parents were in town, so my mom invited her over to my house for dinner. So she showed up and brought gifts and even got me a gift. So that was pretty surprising. Hang on, I got to close my mouth. I was pretty surprised too.

2:12:54So if your parents did not come to town, do you think you would have had any interaction with your sister? You don't believe she would have called you? No. You don't believe she would have made an attempt to see you give a gift, give a card, nothing? No. Can you tell the mom's story? Which one? About going over there and... Oh, that's just my sister. What? She's never going to change. I didn't hear this one. Yeah, my folks came down and my dad stayed for three days. And then left. And then my mom stayed the entire week. And on Wednesday when my dad left my house to go home, my mom went to my sister's. And so I had to drive her out. She lives out in Descanzos. I had to drive all the way out there and drop her off. And then I had to pick her up because my sister was busy or whatever. So I picked her up and took her to the airport. So I was talking to my mom. I'm like, so, you know, what'd you do? You know, did you have fun?

2:13:55And my mom kind of gives me a look and I go, uh, what does that mean? And she goes, well, yesterday was, you know, interesting. And I said, what do you mean? And she goes, well, uh, we were going to go shopping and have a nice lunch and everything. But your sister had, uh, some people she was training. She's a horse trainer. So she had some people she was training to do this endurance race or something like that and said she'd be done by three. And then we were going to go after that and then come. Six o'clock, my mom still hadn't heard from my sister, so my mom sat around and did nothing. It's brutal. I'm like, come on. Oh, I love the holidays. Oh, yeah. Love the holidays. You guys hear about the kid that opened up an iPod for Christmas had meat in it? What? It was in the cellophane wrapper. That would be great. Yeah. He takes the cellophane wrapper off. He pulls the iPod out of the little slip cover. opens up the box, and in place of the iPod is a perfectly cut to fit piece of meat. What? How did that happen? I don't know. They said they couldn't get a comment from Apple. But Walmart, the company that sold it to them, said that they would replace it. Now... Manufacturer. Is there anyone who thinks that this was not an intentional deal? Well, no, because it was cut to fit perfectly. So it had to be intentional. And how does meat get into the...

2:15:23So somebody on the line wanted to take an iPod home for Christmas? Maybe. That's crazy. Yeah, but hysterical. I mean, what if the kid hadn't opened it for a couple of more days? Yeah. How long was it shipped and on the shelf? Yeah, because they didn't say anything about whether or not it stunk or it was spoiled or anything. Would you then cook it? Little onions. Okay. Have it animal style. Why not? Oh, man. That's nuts. Celebrity birthdays. Oh, sorry. It's been a while. Celebrity birthdays. Come on in here. Oh, so we got to use the squeaky mic? I guess so. No. Of course not. For the new year. Is it warm in here? Is it me? Dude, I've been hot all morning. You hot, Eddie? I'll say. Don't. Warm in the room to you, Eddie? A little bit. Go ahead, Skye. All right. Let's start with Kimberly Locke. You guys know Kimberly Locke? Yeah. From American Idol.

2:16:39Whoa. She's a plus-size model, for your information. Well, she's fat. What's the deal? She's not. What did I say that was wrong? She's not fat. What is she, then? Volumptuous. No. What is she, minus? Well, now you're just being smart. All right. Boston Rob for punches. He already has his arm out. Yeah. I don't know. I'm so bad at this stuff. 27. I was going to say that. Oh. I'll say 26. Eddie? 28. Ashley? 25. You are correct, Eddie. She is 28 today. One punch for the Riz. No! Oh, goodness. I haven't done that in a while. That felt good. Oh, man, in four months when you start hitting me? What? I'll really be rough working out. It's going to be that much worse. What? It's going to be worse than it is now, right?

2:17:38Like how it injures his arm right now? No, he's trying to say that Eddie's going to be more ripped in four months and will be able to punch harder. Oh, I see. Yeah, good save. Oh, no, that's what he was saying. I thought you were saying, oh, I'm going to work out. My arm's going to be like steel. That's what you said earlier. Oh, it hurt your knuckles, but... Okay. What? Get out of here. Stephen Stills? Crosby, Stills, and Nash? Yeah, dude. We'll pass on that one. I can't think of which one that is. They're all the same to me, except for Neil Young. Do you guys want to guess John Paul Jones from Zeppelin? No? Is he the bass player? Yeah, the bass player. I'll say John Paul Jones is turning 61 today. Eddie? 58. Boston Rob? 65. Ashley? 63. 60 today? Very close, Mikey. Eli Manning? Oh, good job, Scott. What up? A little jerky Eli.

2:18:42A little dicky. He's in the playoffs. We aren't. In his guts. Go to the Super Bowl. Doesn't that buzz sound great? Yep. Yeah. It's really good. Very professional. Awesome. Man, you fix it when you juggle it, jiggle it around. Yeah. I'm going to say that Eli Manning is turning 24 today. Eddie? 25. Boston Rob? 26. Ashley? Well, I know Eddie's right, probably. So I'll just go ahead and say 27. You are correct. Again, Eddie. Eli is 25 today. Yes, Eddie tips the hat. And our final celebrity birthday is Mel Gibson. Boston Rock for punches. Mel. 54. Good guess. 53-year-old Gibson. Eddie. 52. Ashley. 56.

2:19:48Mel Gibson is 50 today. Four punches for Rizzle. Make him good. Don't make him that good. One. Oh! That's not a good one. That one probably hurt a little bit. How many was it? Are you sure? So happy birthday to all of them. Quite all right. The chicks from Lost that got arrested for DUI got arraigned. What'd they get? Well, so Cynthia Wartros, who plays Libby, the blonde chick from the tail section, one of the tailies. Now, if you guys don't remember the story, back in early December, her and Michelle Rodriguez were hanging out and they were both driving home and were both pulled over for DUIs within like 15 minutes of each other on the same road, separate cars. So Cynthia, a.k.a. Libby.

2:20:44is going to plead not guilty. Her lawyer said she's going to take full responsibility. She made a mistake and she wants to take responsibility for that. Michelle Rodriguez, on the other hand, entered a not guilty plea and has now a trial set for March 30th. Now, they have gone on to release the police report and, you know, the police make notes of what the people are saying at the time of arrest. And here are some quotes from her police report when she was pulled over for DUI. quote, I don't effing belong here. Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me? You've already taken my freedom. You might as well take my life too, end quote. Oh, well, thank you, Anna Lucia. Very stable. Yes, so. She sounds like a lovely gal. Yeah, so, you know, I'm sure Cynthia will probably, you know, get some, like, community service and stuff like that, and we'll have to see what Michelle Rodriguez, why she claims she was not guilty. You want fingernail? Hey, guys. I love you guys. I love the Best Of CD, and I want to thank you for putting the picture of my finger on the cover. That's right, with a nail through it. Oh. That's good stuff. You love the CD, dude? Oh, dude, it's so awesome. I had to play it at Random Luke's when you guys were gone. What's your favorite track? My favorite track would have to be Eddie Stalker. Hey. That's pretty good stuff, man. That's pretty ridiculous. That's pretty good stuff. Thank you, bro.

2:22:03Thank you. The best of the Mikey Show CD is called Pretty Sure. Pretty Sure. And it's $14.99. You can get it right now at MikeyShow.com. Some of the proceeds to benefit a charitable organization. And we are going to take it down on the 22nd. We're going to give you a week after payday. So the payday is most people get paid on the 15th. We'll give you a week after that. And then on the 22nd, we're taking her down. We're not going to sell it anymore. So get it while you can. Get it while the getting's good. Buy some putter on eBay. Yeah, there you go. We don't care. We don't care. Interesting. That's what I'm doing. Throw off. Wait a second. You know the cable TV channel Stars? Yeah, I have stars. They're going to let you start downloading some of their movies. Yeah. If you want to. Yeah, they say later this year they're going to launch their new thing, which will be called Vongo. Interesting.

2:23:00And what that'll be is you can, for $9.99 a month, you can have access to downloading, you know, the movies in the Star arsenal. You know, they say you'll have access to over 1,000 movies. And Starz puts their movies out probably about six months after they hit DVD. So, you know, if that works for you, cool. Not me. Not me either. All right, we got to get out of here. 570-1053 is our phone number. You can call us about anything you want to. Beginning and end of every show, that's what we do. I'm jonesing for a cigarette. I quit smoking again. And this is actually my first day of not smoking. So I got the Nicoderm on. Get tooth fixed. Nah, it works good in the morning. The Nicoderm works good in the early morning, but eh. Well, no, man. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? It's P1 Buckley's Ghost. What's up? Yeah, I just want to let Mikey know back to that Walmart thing with the iPod. And the meat. Yeah, they said, I guess the item had been on layaway, too, so it might have been an inside job at Walmart. Oh. But it was in the wrapper. It was in the cellophane wrapper. Yeah, they have their own cellophane. They have their shrink wrapping thing over there at Walmart. Oh. So, you know, it could have been spotty inside. Gotcha. Inside job. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I wanted to solve the mystery behind the meat iPod. Yeah. Mystery meat. Go ahead. It's actually, all you really need is a shrink wrap machine. Purchase it from Walmart.

2:24:26take out what you need, put back in whatever is going to feel the same weight, and shrink wrap it. You can find one at any blockbuster hanging out right by the front. Interesting. Thank you. You guys seen the previews to this movie with Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, and Denzel Washington? It's a bank robbery movie. They showed the previews for it in the beginning of King Kong and Munich. And it looks kind of good. Mikey Show. Hey, P1 Life or Death. I wanted to ask Eddie what he thought about all the... Coaches getting fired. Well, I mean, you know, some of them are interesting. I think Mike Tice getting fired, you know, the day, the same day as the last game. They said an hour and 45 minutes after the game ended. Yeah, and for as much turmoil as that team went through and how much crap they did, some of it because of him, and to still finish the season 9-7, I mean, I have a hard time with that one a little bit. Jim Hazlett.

2:25:27From the Saints, that kind of sucks. I mean, that team is just, you know, in shambles with not having a home to play in. I mean, that's not his fault. So that one is pretty interesting. But the other ones I agree with, you know. All right, thanks, man. I still think Norv Turner should go in Oakland, too. Right on. I do, too, dude. Yeah. That's the worst. You know, some guys are just better coordinators. Did you watch that game? Did you watch that giant? Yeah. Brutal. The one-yard line? You can't get the ball in? Give me a break. Mikey Show. Request for Lincoln Park. Mikey Show. Yeah, hello? Yeah, go ahead. You're on the air. Yeah, I just have a question. What forms of payment do you guys take for your trip to Mammoth tomorrow morning? I guess we're talking about that, right? Yeah. They're not going to play with a credit card, are they? I don't know. Hang on. We'll call our leader. Calling Shawna Moran, our program director. She's lovely. My favorite. You think she's even here? Not at work yet. Bye. Hi, Shauna. Hi. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? It's great to have you back. It's great to have you back. Well, we missed you over the break. Thank you. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Coming up to your office when I'm off the air. I'm afraid. I'm a gift for you. Oh. This gentleman on the line has a question. Yes. Go ahead, sir. Yeah, what forms of payment do you guys take for your trip to Mammoth tomorrow morning? We're doing cash. Cash only? Yeah. And what time does it open up?

2:27:21I believe when the station opens at 8.30. 8 a.m. actually. 8 a.m.? Yeah, 8 a.m. Come on, Shauna. Sorry. It's half hour off. There you go, bro. All right, thanks. Enjoy. That's going to be fun. Shauna, are you going? I am not going. Shauna, come on. I've had enough vacations. I'm going to be in Chicago that weekend. I will be here. I'll be in the... Yeah, I cannot be in Tahiti. I will be here hard at work. We love you. You're the best boss ever. Oh, boy. Thank you. Hey, if you've got a dog or you've got a cat and you like buying crap for them, we found this place. It is the coolest place I've ever seen in my life. It's called Muttropolis. Now, people that know it go, dude, it's the greatest. How do you not know about this place? But it's in Solana Beach. It's the coolest damn place. If you've got a duck sky, forget it. You flip out in there for Tango and Logan. But is it all boutique-y and foo-foo? Because I've been to those places before. It is, but they've got cool stuff. It's a little too snobby for me. It kind of is, but I think you'll like some of the stuff they've got in there. All right. Let's take a lot of dough. Mikey Show. Hey, how you doing? I'm calling about... You guys were talking about all the events in 2005. I was actually dispatched to Indonesia when the...

2:28:46tsunamis went down. I was wondering if I could give you guys a little heads up on that. Well, you're on the air right now. Oh, okay, great. I saw this thing on that last night, dude. I saw this thing on TV on the tsunami. I'd never seen video. Yeah. It had video of when it was actually coming in, like when the tsunami was happening. It was really intense. Did you see that thing on 60 Minutes, like I think it was last week, about this like tribe that, you know, is like a real ancient tribe that's lived on those islands forever and actually lives on the water. And they knew the tsunami was coming and they left and they all like escaped. Oh, really? That's crazy. They knew it was coming because they have this old legend that's passed down from generation to generation about... the angry wave that cleanses the earth, and when you see the sea recede that far back, that means it's coming. And they saw the sea recede, and they took off for the hills. Really? And the people, like, at the, you know, the resorts and stuff, you know, the tourists and stuff. Are, like, laughing at them? Well, no, as the sea's receding, and the fish are, like, flopping around, they're going out there and picking them up, like, oh, how cool, the ocean's disappearing, you know? And those people all got swept away, but this Moken tribe of nomads, like, all survived. They ate the coffee, they put a little cream in it.

2:29:54They call them the Mokans. I don't know. You said it. I didn't say it. That's the name of the tribe. It's going off what you said. It's not Moka. It's Mokin. Mokin. With a K. E-N. Gotcha. What'd you see, dude? What'd you see over there? Well, check it out. I actually saw some ships. They were two, three miles inland from where the ocean ended. And I was on the USNS Mercy at the time. And when we were flying overhead, I actually went on the ground. I was the radio operator for the shore organization. And we would fly overhead, and it was just nothing but destruction. It was, like, totally flat. Dude, it looked like a nuclear bomb went off what I saw on TV. Yeah, basically, basically. I mean, it was just completely leveled. And, I mean, the hospital slash university where we were at, it was in bad shape, bro. Wow. I mean, it was just... Everything was just trash. When we got there, we were there with the Germans, the Aussies, and everyone was doing their part to help out these poor people. You should be commended for going over there and doing stuff like that. That's really cool, dude. Thanks a lot. Thank you for the call, man. I appreciate it. Last call. Bring us home. Go ahead. You're on the air. We love you. All right. We got to get out of here. Lovely and talented Missy's next. She'll be back already today with some more rock and roll to go.

2:31:15Rock and roll to go show today in the afternoon delight at noon. You'll love it. Enjoy it. And enjoy the rest of your day. We'll see you back here again tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is back on the air off vacation and live in the studio. Talk to you tomorrow morning. Later.