The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/04/06
Wednesday, January 4, 2006
Daily Audio 2006KIOZRock 105.3
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Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth discussed how Hostel was developed, why its extreme violence worked, and how early viewers reacted strongly enough to require ambulances. The crew staged comic bits around Sean overwhelming a scale, callers failing the Puss Rock Jukebox, Boston Rob's insulting gifts, and Ashley misunderstanding deep-sea fishing. A long caller debate centered on Rachel breaking a low-cost Christmas pact to buy golf clubs and then resenting her husband's slippers, while David Letterman and Bill O'Reilly clashed over Cindy Sheehan, the Iraq War, and the meaning of supporting troops. The show also covered Lindsay Lohan's reported bulimia, drug use, and SNL intervention, then returned to the grave false report that 12 trapped West Virginia miners had survived.
What happened, in order
Hostel Sends for Ambulances
Eli Roth said two viewers needed ambulances during an early Hostel screening, then described the film's trap of luring backpackers to a supposedly sex-filled Slovakian hostel before unleashing a bloody final act.
Sean Defeats the Scale
During the show's weight-loss contest weigh-in, Sean's scale hit 326 pounds and then displayed an error, prompting jokes that he needed a truck or veterinary scale.
Puss Rock Jukebox
Male callers tried to continue soft-rock songs after the audio stopped, but most forgot the lyrics or even failed to name songs they had just sung.
Letterman Versus O'Reilly
David Letterman challenged Bill O'Reilly over the Iraq War and Cindy Sheehan, while O'Reilly argued that calling insurgents freedom fighters dishonored troops and victims.
Richard Meets Nancy
Richard Simmons erupted into delighted disbelief when Nancy Grace surprised him on air, joking that he never expected to meet her because he had never committed a crime.
Seacrest Envy
Mikey reacted bitterly and comically to Ryan Seacrest's reported $21 million E! deal, contrasting Seacrest's looks and career success with his own self-described Hobbit-like appearance.
Golf Clubs and Slippers
Caller Rachel complained that she bought her husband $300 golf clubs but received plain slippers after they agreed to scale back, and the hosts argued over whether he was thoughtless or she was hypocritical.
Dick Vermeil Cries Goodbye
The hosts played Dick Vermeil's tearful retirement remarks about his wife and players, then exaggerated his emotional reputation with impressions of him crying over French toast and toothpaste.
Deep-Sea Confusion
A caller's endorsement of ginger for motion sickness led to a deep-sea fishing discussion in which Ashley revealed she thought the fishermen dove underwater in scuba gear.
Boston Rob's Gifts
Boston Rob handed out unwanted New England sports gear, gave Ashley One Fish, Two Fish as an insulting first step toward reading, and gave Skye a scarf that triggered a barrage of jokes.
Lohan's Intervention
The show reported that Lindsay Lohan admitted drug use and bulimia to Vanity Fair and said Saturday Night Live producer Lauren Michaels staged an intervention after her visibly emaciated appearance.
The Miners Were Not Alive
The hosts revisited the disastrous false report that 12 West Virginia miners had survived, emphasizing the families' brief celebration before learning that only one miner was alive.
People mentioned
Quentin TarantinoEli RothMikeySeanDavid LettermanBill O'ReillyCindy SheehanRichard SimmonsNancy GraceRyan SeacrestRachelDick VermeilAshleyBoston Rob
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I can't even begin to wonder what that must be like, going from that extreme to the other extreme. Like, how... I mean, how can there be that bad of communication? You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, and get that right. What it is, is it's the... It is the absolute competitiveness that goes on in the media to get the story first, you know? So you blame the media. Yeah, I think that they... wanted to be quick on the story that they're alive. Well, what's odd to me is it took three hours for that company to watch TV or do something to find out that they had the story wrong. I mean, they must have known right away. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. The story on USA Today reads, 12 missing miners were found alive and rescued from deep inside a coal mine Tuesday. More than 41 hours after an explosion that spread lethal gases and killed one of their colleagues. No, that is incorrect. No.
The story has changed now, by the way. The story really now is not even 12 minors dead. The story now is at reports. That's what the story's become. Our hearts go out to those families. That's really sad. Got to take a break. When we come back, Quentin Tarantino will be on the phone with us. Don't go away. It's the Mikey Show. Diskin. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 6.52. Today we're going to see... Raiders fired their head coach, Norv Turner, after two seasons. Hey, we're bringing it back. Just after next hour, we're going to do a little Puss Rock jukebox. So get ready for that. On the line with me right now, this is Quentin Tarantino. And Eli, are you with us, too? Yes, we are. Eli Roth with us, too, the director of the new film, Hostel. Good morning. Good morning to you guys. Which, by the way, I must say...
went into Starbucks the other day, and the barista says to me, have you seen the commercial for Hostel? And I said, yeah. And he goes, I don't think I've ever seen a TV commercial that scared me that bad. Oh, I've been actually shocked watching the commercial. Man, this commercial on TV delivers more scares than most of the movies at the theater. It's true. It was pretty exciting. And actually, at the very first screening, that we had in the Toronto Film Festival. We showed kind of a rough preview of the movie, and we had two ambulances were called. It was crazy. Like, I mean, some guy left halfway through, and he fainted and fell down the escalator. And then, like, yeah, like 10 minutes later, a woman left because she thought she was having a heart attack. And I came out of the theater, and all the film festival volunteers were like, you missed it. They're ambulances. They're paramedics. People are freaking out. And I was like, are the people all right? And they said, yeah, yeah, they're fine. They're fine. I said, damn it. We could have had two deaths at the first screening. So, guys, our first response is, hey, it works. So tell us about the movie. What is the movie about? The movie's about these Americans that are backpacking through Europe with a friend they met along the way, and they hear about this hostel in Slovakia that's supposed to be filled with beautiful girls that love Americans and will do anything to have sex with them. And so they decide to take a detour and go there. And they get there, and it's true. There are those girls there, and everybody hooks up, and they think it's great.
until one of the friends disappears. And then they start to realize that something more sinister is going on, and it's basically this horrible descent into hell in the last 30 minutes. It's just a nonstop horrific bloodbath with lots of dismemberment. Quentin, now you've been producing these kind of horror movies lately. Is that kind of your favorite genre of film? Oh, yeah, definitely. Horror films are one of my hands-down favorite genres. But to tell you the truth, actually, This is actually the first horror film I've ever really produced. I presented a hero, and I did a few things, but other than Dust Till Dawn a long time ago, this is the first time I've gotten involved in a genuine horror movie, and I did it, one, because I'm a really good both friend and fan of Eli's work, but also he told me the story idea for the film back when he wasn't even sure if he was going to do it or not, when he's being offered all these boring... horror movie remakes by Hollywood. And when he told me the story, I was like, you've got to do this. That's the movie the world and I want to see from you. And any way I can help you out, please let me know. Well, we're talking to Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth. Eli Roth directed the film Hostel, which opens in theaters on Friday. Tell me this. What does a producer do that is, you know, because a lot of people go, well, what does that mean that Quentin Tarantino produced it? What does he have to do with the film?
Well, what happened basically was I encouraged Eli to follow through with this idea. He ended up writing the script. He brought it to me. And then I gave him, the script was terrific, but I gave him notes. Helped him with the script. We worked on the script together just a little bit. Gave him a few different ideas to ratchet up the disturbingness here and a little bit there. And then backed him in his whole making of the film. Then he got together with his editor, and they edited the film, and then they showed it to me, and then we worked a little bit on the editing, you know, working on this moment, working on that moment, just helping crafting it together. Yeah, there's different types of producers. Like, for example, I mean, I'm one of the producers as well, and I wrote it. It's like I wrote it and put together the financing, but really quite kick me the ass to do it. But there were, like, creative producers and line producers, and the line producers do the nuts and bolts stuff where they'll execute the production, they'll hire the crew. There's that type of producing. Creative producers are the people that are like your support system. And when you say, okay, I'm stuck at this story point. What do I do? And you bounce ideas off them. Or I'm thinking about casting this person or shooting it this way. And, you know, when you surround yourself with people you trust, it brings the best out of you. And having Quentin, it's like having the world's greatest sounding board. You know, when I'm shooting and I can call him and go, all right, Quentin, I'm trying to think about this, this, this. How do you think this works? And he could, you know, give me his advice. And he could say, you know what, I think that's a bad idea. Or, you know what, Eli, you're going in the right direction. Great.
And, you know, because when you're making a movie, it's just an abstract vision in your head. And when you're shooting it, it changes. And it's all guesswork. It's all instinct. And you need people around you that kind of understand you and support you and go, no, don't worry. This is great. It's turning out great. But, Eli, as far as, like, you getting in there with an actor in the movie and saying, okay, here's how I want this to go down. That's all you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, I wrote the script and, you know, put together financing and casting. You sit there with the actors and you say, And I say, okay, here's what I want to play this part. And you direct them. Yeah, that's exactly it. And I think that directing is 90% casting. We had great actors like Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson. And when you have actors of that caliber who are not necessarily famous but are so good, then all you have to do is sit back and let them do their thing and kind of step in and make minor adjustments. And you can focus on the camera work and the costume design and the lighting and the sound. I supervise every sound effect. I supervise the entire sound effect. I have the whole vision for the movie, and you need producers that share that vision and that will come up with better ideas than you have. Eli, it sounds like you have a good relationship with Quentin. Is it because his name is so big in Hollywood, is it at all intimidating having him as a producer on the film, or do you have a good enough relationship? It's like working with a bro. Yeah, no, it's absolutely like that. I mean, you know, when I'm sitting there, I'm not thinking, oh, my God, it's Quentin Tarantino giving me notes.
You're not focused on the movie. You're thinking, oh, my God, I have one of the best, smartest, like the single best writer right now, you know, like the best writer in the world coming up with ideas for the movie. And this is someone I want to listen to. You can't see it right now, but Quentin is blushing. Actually, he was talking. Could you please let him finish? Yeah, yeah. Quentin, let me ask you this. I'm going to give you a couple of horror movie titles, and I want you to give me your thoughts on these movies that I give you. Sure. The Exorcist. Actually, one of the best casted movies ever made, as far as I'm concerned. That's fascinating to hear. That take on it is fascinating to me. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. One of the greatest movies of all time, and as far as I'm concerned, not only the best independent movie of the 70s, probably the greatest closing shot in the history of cinema. Why is it, Quentin, that... Toby Hooper, the guy that directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre, didn't, outside of, like, Poltergeist, didn't scare us again like he did in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Was it Hollywood having too much control over what he did? You know, I don't really know the answer to that question. However, it wasn't all bad. He did a couple of terrific movies. Also, the film he did after that, Eaten Alive, is not as good as Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but it's actually quite terrific in its EC Comics, grand guillon kind of way.
But also, I am a huge fan of Life Force. I thought Life Force was absolutely terrific, and I'll defend it against all comers. I like Life Force more than Pulse again. You know every movie ever made, Quentin. Quentin, what movie is scared of? We've got to wrap. I'm sorry. Oh, God, I want to talk to him for 19 hours. You should have Quentin Tarantino date. Oh, man, I would love it. All right, Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth. Go see the new movie Hostel. It's in theaters on Friday. Great movie of the weekend, man. You bring your girl with you. I guarantee you she'll be sitting in your lap. Hey, listen, guys. And, guys, listen. When this handler is out of your way, call us back. We've got to talk to you. All right. We'll see you. Bye. Man. Oh, they were cool. Oh, I get so, you know, because they've got to get them to another interview, which is, I understand. But, oh, I mean, literally, we could have gone until 10. Let's take a break, come back, continue talking. I wanted to hear the question you were about to ask. What movie scares you the most? I know it. Quentin, what's the scariest movie to you ever? I also want to ask Quentin, he's got two movies he's making right now, Grindhouse and Inglourious Basterds, which, Eddie, you've heard of Inglourious Basterds forever. I want to know what those are about. I'll try and get him back. My eyes are filling up with water. I want him back on the phone. That was awesome.
And it was weird because it seemed like they totally were enjoying the conversation. My heart's beating faster right now, you know? Oh, I know. Because I'm a film geek and he's the great... I take a break. When we come back, Puss Rock jukebox. Don't go away. It's a Mikey show. News that can only be measured by an electron microscope. It's a Mikey show. How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? I don't know. I don't know. Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. On Rock 105.3. And producing Submarina's new toasted chicken marinara sub. Grilled all white meat chicken, melted provolone cheese, and zesty marinara sauce. Plus your favorite veggies on toasted bread topped with Parmesan cheese. Now at your nearby Submarina, California subs. Taste California in every bite. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. This ride's looking pretty typical here this morning. Got a busier ride though out of the South Bay on both the 5 and 805 northbound. There's an accident north 805 just before Market Street.
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Here, you guys. You guys are in your 30s. Come on. Sean, will you please kiss my ass? Rob. Good show today, guys. Take five. And Ashley. I'm not normal. The Mikey Show. Can I get a what, what? Rock 105.3. Back to the Mikey Show. It is 7.07. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. T.R. Santa's 52 right now. And OB, it's 44 degrees. Orange Bowl last night was a triple overtime thriller as Penn State beat Florida State 26-23. A couple of things we were talking about today. One of them is the story that was printed on the USA Today that is not correct. That says that the 12 miners were found alive. And they were not. There was one miner that they found alive. San Diego Union Tribune got it correct. And the USA Today had already gone to print. USS Ronald Reagan shipping out today. How about that? On their maiden voyage. So make sure you give your loved ones that are on that ship.
A good hug today as they're taking off. Matt Lauer didn't know what a booty call was. Awesome. A lot of people that are a little bit older, I would have expected Matt Lauer to know. I'm sure he's had a few. To know what a booty call is. You know what I mean? Oh, that's what that is. I call it drunken dial. But he was talking to, I guess, one of the girls that's on the show, Scrubs. Didn't know what it was. Cut seven. Can I explain something? I'm a little bit embarrassed to say this, how square I am. I was reading in the notes last night that at one point you do a booty call with an intern, and I had no idea what a booty call was. What is a booty call? A booty call is somebody that you just call for a little booty, and you're not with them. Phone sex? No, no, no. They come over or you go over there. Oh, so you call me at night and say, could you meet me for sex? Right. So it's like friends with benefits. Right.
See, I'm not that square. See? I'm not that square. No, you are. No, Matt. If I'm the producer, I'm saying in his little earpiece, no, Matt, you are. You just used the term square. Oh, poor Matt. Yes. Guarantee Katie Couric knows what a booty call is. She wouldn't have a hard time describing what that is. So there you go. We got some exciting audio for you today. We got some good stuff. A little bit later on. Will Ferrell, who is alumni of USC, talking a little smack with Matthew McConaughey, who is an alumni of Texas. So you get to hear them go at it. Wedding Crashers, by the way, is for sale, which Will Ferrell does a little cameo in. So you can go get that. Okay, yesterday we started The Biggest Loser, and we all weighed in. And we were all tremendously depressed. True.
After we did that weigh in. Sean, did you bring in your scale? Of course. All right. It is time, ladies and gentlemen. By the way, Rob, did we get the guy to call back so that Sean has a guy that is hitching their wagon to Sean? Nope. He never ended up calling back. Oh, that gay guy didn't call back? Yeah. Well, then let's do this. If you would like to hitch your wagon to Sean, which would be a good bet, call us now at 570-1053. The person on the show that loses the biggest percentage of weight in four months is going to win a big prize for their listener. Okay, Sean, before you step on the scale, tell us how much you think you weigh. I think I weigh about 310. Let's get her done. Shoes are off. Shoes are off. Okay. He's climbing a boat. Oh, look at that. Uh-oh. Yeah. That's awesome. needed to see today. Oh, no. Yeah. All right, here we go. Marshmallow-y. What do we got? This is a little doughy. Aroused. Okay, thank you. All right. Turning the scale on. Calibrated. Here we go. Standing on it. Sean's stepping on the scale. Oh, no. What do we got? I wonder if it'll stay on. Look at this. All right, one more time, and then I'll tell you. Okay. Because I want you guys to see this. Just make sure.
Okay, here. No, it's going away. As soon as you pick it up, it goes off. What does it say? It says, well, it says error. Wait. Apparently, I'm too heavy for the scale. Come on. Hold on. I swear to God. Sean, it won't give you a reading? It will not give me a reading. Oh, for goodness sake. We got to know how much so we know. You want to try again? Is it on a hard surface, Sean? It's not on like carpet or anything? It's on a hard surface. The scale goes up to 330. Well, I don't think he weighs more than 330. Hold on. I'm going to go a little bit at a time. Sneaking up on the scale. Okay. He's ambushing the scale. 123, 150, 200, 223, 240, 260. He's daintily stepping on. 2303.
326, error. Oh, no. Well, I don't know how we're going to do it. I've got to get a different scale. We've got to get a truck scale. All right, that's ridiculous. P1 Manny? Okay, you're going to have Sean, okay? All right. We have to determine how much he weighs. We're sending him to the vet today, and we'll see if we get a scale to figure it out, all right? Okay. All right, hang on the line. We've got to get your information. Oh, my goodness. Well, there it is. Holy Toledo. Oh, man. We all have a lot of weight we've got to lose. So there you go. Come on, baby, come on. All right, here's how Puss Rock jukebox works. We are looking for men to call us right now at 5701053. Ladies, prepare yourselves to laugh your asses off at these guys. We're looking for guys that know the Puss Rock songs.
And we all know what puss rock songs are. Eddie, give me an example of it. Like Take My Breath Away. Yeah, like Chicago. Endless Love. Yeah. You know, light rock. That kind of deal. The kind of stuff you'd hear on Kixi. Oh. So call us right now, guys, if you know that type of music. You need to know that type of music. And what we do is we'll play you a clip of a song. And the clip will abruptly stop. And when it stops, you need to take over. And if you can do it, you win. It's that easy. We call it Puss Rock Jukebox, which, by the way, we were getting a lot of emails and phone calls from people saying, dude, when are you bringing back Puss Rock Jukebox? Because it's been gone for a while. We have so many things in our arsenal that we can't get to everything. So we rest some stuff, bring something back.
And now we got the Puss Rock jukebox back. We got a great prize. Yeah, what is the prize today? We got tickets to the boat show and to the Monster Jam at the Q. So, good prize. Both of those things, high in demand. So, all you have to do is call us at 570-1053. And don't call just to get on the radio. Call if you know these songs. Yeah, if you're the... I'll tell you what. I could easily play this game. I know these wussy songs because... If you call in, you're not admitting to being, you know, gay. What you're doing is admitting... Yes, very close. I mean, even Gay Chase listens to this and goes, man, those guys are gay. But what you're doing is you're calling and you're saying, I'm familiar with these songs. In the homosexual lifestyle. Okay. You know, I grew up, I heard these songs on the radio, so I know them. Okay? So give us a call right now. P1 Scooby. Scooby, are you there, Scooby? Yeah. Okay, are you ready to play Puss Rock Jukebox? I am ready, Mikey. Okay, now I'm going to play a song, and when it stops, you take over. Are you ready? Go for it. Here we go. Oh, man. I forgot the rest of the words. Can you tell me who it is or what the song? Yes, Steve Perry. Yes, it is, of course. How he used his high register to... Yeah, he did.
But everybody's mother sings a song. And so, Scooby, you win. Hang on the line, all right? Now, Scooby, was he squeezing his testicles when he was? I think so. You hear how high he got? That's right. Impressive. Having a vasectomy right there while he was playing the game. At the very least, he was tucking it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Sean. P1 Don. Yes. Are you ready to play? I'm going to try, Mikey. All right, man. I'm going to give you the beginning of the song. When it stops abruptly, you take over. Here we go. Don, are you still there? Oh, what happened to him? You chicken! You weasel. That was an easy one. Oh, for goodness sake. That was... The car is dry. You won Gil. Okay, I'm going to give you a song here. When it stops, you start. Are you ready? Roger that. Here we go. Are you kidding me? Come on! I need the other one. You don't even know who it is? Private... I'm sorry. Oh, he's got his radio crank. Oh, Gil, you're awful. I'm looking. Ah!
That was Hall & Oates. And you get yourself in a funk, you just put on Hall & Oates and you're better. That's what I'm saying, buddy. That's all I'm telling you. P1 Dan, are you ready to play? I'm going to give you a song when it stops. You start. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Oh, this is it. Yeah, this is it. You idiot. I like that part. I can give you a prize if you can give me a title or artist. That's Huey Lewis and the News. You're correct. Hang in the line, dude. I'll give you an F for effort, all right? Hold on. Wait. Well, it was very little effort, but, you know, it's the best a guy can do. This is it. It's like Ashley singing. It is. Wait a second. It's not that bad. Well, you're right. Well, hold on. I love the Puss Rock jukebox. Apparently, the guys that call in, they aren't listening as close as I was. I knew those songs, man.
Hell yeah. I was into those records. Let's see. How many have we got left? We got one. I got two left. I got two left, so I can give somebody a shot at the title. Let's see. P1 Mac. P1 Mac, are you there? I'm here. All right, P1 Mac. I'm going to give you a song, and when it stops, you start. You ready? Ready to go. Here we go. I ain't missing you at all. Whoa. It's you, bingo. What about dead there? Oh, my gosh. Can you give me a title or an artist? Uh, title would be, um, or shoot, artist. Damn. Artist or a title. I'll take either. It's evading me. You just sang it, you dupe. Yeah, you know that part where he sings over and over again? You know that part where he says, missing you, over and over? You're the worst player of all time. You're the worst player of all time. Mac, you're the worst player of all time. Get out of here. Gosh. That was the worst guy that's ever played.
P1 Brian. It's escaping me right now the name of that song, Missing You. Yeah. I know it's Missing You, but besides that, I don't know the title of it. You know something? You suck. P1 Brian, are you there? All right. You ready to play? Ready to play. You're our last contestant. Come on, man. When the song stops, you start. Here we go. I'll let you walk on. Michael J. Fox. Oh, my God. I know this song. Oh, come on. I'm going to kick your ass. I'm going to give it to you one more time. It'll come to you. Please. Kiss the ground. Oh, my God. I knew every song before this one. That's what they all say, sir. Because you just don't love me no more, you ass. Damn it! I'm sorry, guys. Fall down on my knees. Kiss the ground that you walk on. You son of a bitch. Come on. It's a little Puss Rock Tupac. All right, we've got to take a break. When we come back, we've got some more headlines for you.
I have to tell you something about Ryan Seacrest that's going to infuriate me telling you this story. Sky gingerly telling me about it this morning. 724. Jack has comments every once in a while. Sky. I'm a normal person who just happens to have liberal politics. Sean. Why don't you just steal tall booter in the crotch? Yeah. Boston Rob. I'm one of the nicest guys I know. And Ashley. Well, yeah, I don't want to be a slut. It's the Mikey Show. Get this show started. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is 732. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. La Jolla is 52 right now in Poway, 44 degrees. Guys, guess who just wrote me an email? Loved the Quentin Tarantino interview over the internet. Our friend Nikki from San Jose. Aw, Nikki. Of course, she filled in all the blanks on Quentin Tarantino's new Inglourious Bastards movie. Says it is a vehicle for Michael Madsen. So...
Let me tell you, she knows more about movies than the people making them. True. We got so much cool stuff to tell you about. I don't know if you know this. They're making the book The Dirt by Motley Crue into a movie. And we got Nikki Sixx talking about it after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sporkle. You're the oracle? Bingo. Here's Eddie. The Orange Bowl last night was a triple overtime thriller. Penn State beat Florida State 26-23 in triple overtime. So Joe Paterno beat Bobby Bowden in a coaching legend matchup. Bowden says it was a close, tough game. I told my kids what a great game that was to build going into next year, you know. And like I said, I'm concerned about direction. I think we are heading in the right direction. Tonight, though, is the big one. The Rose Bowl for the national championship, USC versus Texas. Both teams undefeated.
USC head coach Pete Carroll says his team will be ready. We'll maximize every one of these opportunities and make it just a cherished moment in our fortunate lives that we get. So it's a big deal. I mean, it's a real big deal. You went over to Pop's place to watch that on HD. Yeah, I'll be at Hooterson Oceanside. There you go. There you go. USC's quarterback Matt Leinard is going for his third straight national title. Where is your place in history, Matt? My place in history, I don't really think about, you know, I know what I've accomplished, and I think it's pretty cool, I guess, what I've done and what the team has done. I think, you know, somewhere in the future, I'll probably kind of maybe appreciate this whole thing more. I appreciate it, but at the same time, when you play, you're just playing. You know, you don't think about, oh, I'm going to do this or I'm going to do this and all that. It's just, you just go out there and play, so that's that. And also just, you know, The emotions and stuff of this game, you know, it's my last game, but at the same time, I'm just going to soak it in in a different way, and I'm just going to have fun with it. I'm going to smile. I'm going to joke around. I'm just going to have a blast and play my last college football game. Now, as you're listening to that in your car at home, you can't see what's going on. You can only hear it, but Nick Lachey is rubbing his shoulders down as he's saying that. I don't know if you know this, Nick Lachey and Matt Lein are very good friends. They actually pal around together quite a bit.
Nick's kind of giving him a rub down there. Just because they're friends doesn't mean he's rubbing him down. I mean, I don't see you rubbing down any. We were looking at it on the clip. We were listening to it. So he's massaging his shoulders just to kind of get him ready. And then you also can't see, but as the clip ends, Matt stands up. Nick gives him a pat on the butt. It's one of those college football type of things. Well, it was a massage with full release. Right. Well, can't see that. Can't really see that. But yeah, he does give him the swatch on. He does right there on the... Behind it. And to clarify, Sky, Mikey is actually rubbing my shoulders, right? Yeah, I am. You don't have to hide it. I don't know why you're going to hide it. You've got a knot there, man. You're so strong. Relax. It's intense. The Raiders decided once again to make a change at their head coaching position a little bit. They fired their head coach, Norv Turner, after two seasons as their head coach. He produced a whopping nine in 2012. 23 record. I almost just kissed your neck. That was so weird. I don't know why I didn't do that. Everybody slips every now and then. Every once in a while, you slip. In the skin, what are you going to do? The Chargers may lose one or possibly two of their coaches. Offensive court. Sorry, I couldn't help at that time. I couldn't help at that time. Just keep doing your sports. Every newscast. Every sportscast.
Offensive coordinator Cam Cameron is interviewing with the Houston Texans and defensive coordinator Wade Phillips is a candidate for a bunch of openings. The Lions are already getting ready. I don't need to blush. Stop it. Can I just finish this? Me too. Okay. The Lions, Detroit Lions, are already getting ready to interview potential candidates. They're bringing in former Saints head coach Jim Haslett and Hall of Fame linebacker Mike Singletary. Singletary is the current 49ers linebacker coach. That's a look at sports. Do you think he's ready for that, Eddie? You know, it's weird because he's never been a head coach in any form. But everybody seems to think he's going to make a great head coach. Can you scoot you up for me? Now I'm uncomfortable. Now you're uncomfortable. Not when I kiss your neck. Apparently now I've crossed the line with, can you scooch up for me? Do we have, okay, I don't know that I have the updated thing, the updated audio, but I want to play this audio of Nikki Sixx because they're making, it's here, we got it now. They're making a movie out of the book which is called The Dirt that Motley Crue wrote.
Yeah, it came out in 2002. It's an autobiography about the band Motley Crue. It was a curse for us when we read it in Dallas. We had to keep passing it around from house to house between me, Eddie, and Boy Blunder. And I think that Boy Blunder had it last. He finally threw it away. Yeah. Because weird things were happening when we had the book in the house. I've heard people say that. Yeah. Really? It was really creepy. I'm talking like, I don't know, just, Eddie, do you remember some of the strange things that happened with you? I remember, I'm trying to think of it, like, I had car trouble. I got real sick. You know, there was just one thing after another kept happening. With me, paintings started speaking. It was really odd. I've never heard this story before. The walls bled. It was really getting very uncomfortable. Mars showed up at my house. I'm like, no, I ain't having that. Anyway, here is Nikki Sixx on the stay of the movie. Cut 15. The movie is getting some legs. The script's done. I mean, people in Hollywood, the movie companies, everyone's just like freaking out over the script. They love it. Rich Wilkes wrote it, who wrote the Triple X movie. I will not be seeing that film. No. Well, I'm not either now. It's creepy. Yeah, they did some creepy stuff back in their heyday. David Letterman and Bill O'Reilly recently got into it over the war in Iraq.
I guess Letterman was a guest on Bill O'Reilly's show. And there's actually a lot of parts to this, but I don't know. Let's get through some of this. Cut one. Our philosophy is we call it as we see it. Sometimes you agree, sometimes you don't. Robust debate is good. But we believe that the United States, particularly the military, are doing a noble thing. A noble thing. The soldiers and Marines are noble. They're not terrorists. And when people call them that, like Cindy Sheehan... called the insurgents freedom fighters. We don't like that. It is a vitally important time in American history, and we should all take it very seriously. Be very careful with what we say. Well, and you should be very careful with what you say also. How can you possibly take exception with the motivation and the position of someone like Cindy Sheehan? Because I believe she's run by far-left elements in this country. I feel bad for the woman. Have you lost family members in armed conflict? No, I have not. Well, then you can hardly speak for her, can't you? Yeah, they got into it, man. That's crazy. And obviously, from the sounds of the applause, I was incorrect. This was on a Letterman show. I'm sorry about that. I thought this was the other way around. But this is more of their debate over the war cut, too. All right, let me ask you this question.
Let's go back to your little red and green story. This is important. This is important. Cindy Sheen lost its son, a professional soldier in Iraq, correct? She has a right to grieve any way she wants. She has a right to say whatever she wants. When she says to the public that the insurgents and terrorists are freedom fighters, how do you think, David Letterman, that makes people who've lost loved ones by these people blowing the hell out of them, how do you think they feel? What about their feelings, sir? What about why are we there in the first place? That's not answering the question. Answer the question. The president himself, less than a month ago, said we are there because of a mistake made in intelligence. Well, who's intelligence? Was it just somebody got off a bus and handed it to him? No, it was the intelligence gathered by his administration. So why are we there in the first place? I agree with you that we have to support the troops.
They are there. They are the best and the brightest of this country. There's no doubt about that. Yeah. Hey, listen, I mean, the president owned up to it, said we screwed up. We thought we had stuff we didn't. But we're there. You know, we're there. We got to finish the job. Cut three. I also agree that now we're in it. It's going to take a long, long time. People who expect it to be solved and wrapped up in a couple of years. Unrealistic. It's not going to happen. However, however, that does not eliminate. The legitimate speculation and concern and questioning of why the hell are we there to begin with? If you want to question that and then revamp an intelligence agency that's obviously flawed, the CIA. But remember, M16 in Britain said the same thing.
Putin's people in Russia said the same thing, and so did Mubarak's intelligence agency in Egypt. Does this make it all right? No, it doesn't make it right. The intelligence across the board makes it all right? It doesn't make it right. I'm very concerned about people like yourself who don't have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. No, I'm sorry. Honest to Christ. No way. No way you're going to get me... No way that a terrorist blows up women and children. Do you have children? Yes, I do. It's on the same age as yours. No way a terrorist who blows up women and children is going to be called a freedom fighter on my program. I'm not smart enough to debate you point to point on this, but I have the feeling, I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap. Hey, listen. I'll give Dave this. It's a little bit of the old Dave, and I love that. Yeah. I love hearing him be the real Dave. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. That's fun to hear. That was great. Yeah, it sounded like that must have been a good time. Ooh, spicy. You guys hear about Richard Simmons? You know, everybody wants to talk to Richard Simmons right now. Yeah. Now, Ashley and Boston Rob. Yeah. How much do you guys know about Richard Simmons? He did sweat until the oldies, right? Right.
Yeah. So is that what you think of? Yeah, I think of him being like, let's go. Now, I remember when I was a kid, and Sean, you may remember this, and I don't know that Eddie and Sky, that you guys will, but when I was a kid, he had a daily program on in the morning where he exercised with people. Oh, yeah, I watched it every morning. I would have loved that. And he was as flamboyant and crazy as he is in that Sweating to the Oldies with the little tiny dolphin shorts that showed. every detail of his genitals. Do you remember what they did at the end of every show? They would all sit around on the floor and Richard Simmons would tell them a story from his life. That's awesome. To inspire everyone. All like sitting on bean bags and he was sitting on his bag. Eddie, who's cried more, Dick Vermeule or Richard Simmons? That's a tough call.
Yeah, well, I saw him all over the news yesterday. Like, he was on, like, the Today Show in the morning, and then I saw him on, like, CNN in the afternoon, I guess, because everybody has these, you know, resolutions to lose weight in the new year. What are you on, Nancy Grace? Maybe. I didn't see him on that, but, yeah. That's funny, man. We have a cut here that I believe is with Nancy Grace. Cut eight. Well, I know you're also a huge fan of television. You enjoy watching television. Do you watch the Nancy Grace program here on Headline Prime? You better stop it right now. She happens to be a big Richard Simmons fan. Would you like to meet Nancy Grace? You better stop it right now. Okay, don't do this. Because Richard Simmons, we'd like to introduce you. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, no, please. Welcome to the program. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, hi. You're so teeny. I have to tell you a story about you. Oh, my God. She's next to me. I thought I'd never meet her because I never committed a crime. Wow. Sean, we got to take clips of that and use them. You guys don't think he's gay, do you? No. He is so funny. I love him. I want him back on television on a full-time basis. He's the best. Because I would watch him. Oh, my. Oh, please. Welcome to the program. Oh, my God. Imagine him with that big white man afro.
Jumping up with his little tiny shorts. With his little hands clasped right below his chin. Yes, yes. And then he opens his hands and does that open hand pat. Can I get that on a CD, please? I just want to loop it. That's my new ringtone. Eddie's phone is ringing. Hang on a second. Listen, Eddie's phone's ringing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I thought I had it on vibrate. Sorry, guys. Oh, that's my favorite new thing. All right. Will Ferrell and Matthew McConaughey each went to Texas and USC. Matthew McConaughey to Texas or Will Ferrell to USC. And so this is them having a little fun with each other on Access Hollywood about it. Cut six. The ball is king in Texas. We thrive on it.
Now just hold on a second there, cowboy. It's USC alum Will Ferrell versus UT's Matthew McConaughey. The two go jaw-to-jaw during ABC's pregame coverage. So who wins the battle? You decide. Well, for the first time all year, you're facing a team with a higher scoring average in a defense that's ranked sixth. You're 39th. Well deserved. Congratulations. But I don't think you're going to have a chance to be pushing your quarterback over the goal line to win this one. If I have a Heisman in the other year as Yeah, well, at least our mascot represents our great state. Southern California Trojans. Hello. All right, so now what? Let's settle it on the field. The way extremely fit, unemployed students seeking a higher education often do. It's USC. It's Texas. The Rose Bowl, man. Is that the truth? They're going to be on the pregame thing together? I think so, yeah. How great is that? Oh, you hear the clear winner there.
Yeah, no kidding. I mean, that was no contest. I'm going to go see you at Hooters. I didn't put two and two together, even though you put it together for me and said it. Then I'm going to be watching the game at Hooters. Yeah, I'll be there. All right, I have to watch my blood pressure on this next thing. It's okay. Just work through it, man. It's all right. Take your time. Ryan Seacrest has signed a deal with... ETV. Now, understand, we used to be represented by the same agent. The difference between Ryan Seacrest and myself is that Ryan Seacrest is very good looking, hideously ugly. But as far as talent, Ryan Seacrest has a very, what they call in the business, pukey voice. From that pukey voice and those good looks, he became the Ed McMahon of American Idol.
doing the same job essentially that Ed McMahon did when he was hosting Star Search. He's just a talking head. Now he's got a gig for life doing New Year's Rockin' Eve, and E! has signed him to do what? Well, they've signed him for many things, Mikey. It's a three-year contract with E! Television where he will executive produce their Live from the Red Carpet specials as well as host them. Starting in March, he will be the managing editor as well as the lead anchor for the E! News. Under what credentials? He will also produce and host celebrity specials for E! It's a three-year deal that people have said is probably worth about $21 million. Holy crap! Now, keep in mind... I'm so jealous of it. He'll still be doing Rockin' Eve. He'll still be filling in for Larry King. He'll still be doing American Idol and his Top 40 radio show. Damn. And I'm obviously very bitter as well because he's so handsome. And, you know, when he goes into Nordstrom, he can buy pretty much anything on the racks. I have to find things that are, you know, essentially made for Frodo Baggins. Wait a second. If Frodo Baggins were obese. Hobbits R Us? Yes, I have to shop at Hobbits R Us.
But at least you don't have to stay in the closet like he does. I think to myself, if only I were born that white and handsome. And I hear he's not very tall. He's like me. He's very short. Yeah, he is short. He's just like me and Rob. Whoa, hey, hey. Right, Eddie? That's uncalled for. You mean Rob who's 5'3"? I think Rob's like 5'5". He's at least 5'5", isn't he? 5'8". What do you say you are? I'm 5'8 and a quarter. He's cute. Okay, here's what we need to do. Here's what we need to do. We need to get a tape measure. That's it. By the way, eight minutes until the Mammoth Mountain road trip goes on sale here at 9660 Granite Ridge Drive. Can we get a tape measure? I'm sure we have one in the building. We have got to measure Boston Rob. You're not 5'8", my friend. How tall are you? 5'6". Yeah, and I'm two inches taller than you. No way. Way. Stand back to back. Come in here. Yeah, come in here. And take your shoes off, will ya? Maybe he is. I'm just telling you, he's not 5'8". I'm 5'7 and a half, so I don't... I'm closer to 5'5", 5'6". Take your shoes off. Let's see this. This has been a hot issue for a while. Eddie, Eddie, what? Look, back to back.
An inch? Maybe inch and a half? Let me see. Eh, he's a couple. Yeah, he's got a couple on you. But, yeah. He says five, eight, and a quarter. I don't believe it. But engineering's got to have, like, a tape pressure. Well, you've got to understand, 12 inches of that is hair. Oh, good point. Mikey show. Hello. His face. It irritates him so much when we talk about his height. Oh, he hates it. Because he's not tall. He's not tall. That's the guy. Come on. Right? Right? I'm staying out of it. Why do you do that? Can you stay out of it? Come on, get involved. Stir the pot. I don't want to make him mad at me. How tall do you think he is? 5'8 and a quarter? Thank you. They say monkeys could do this job. And we prove it every morning. The Monkey Morning Show on Rock. There's something about having a boat. Get yours at the San Diego Boat Show January 5th through the 8th at the San Diego Convention Center.
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It is 8 o'clock. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Del Mar is 50 right now. Mission Valley is 57 degrees. Raiders ax their head coach. They fired head coach Norv Turner after two seasons. If you're just tuning in, we had Quentin Tarantino on the show earlier. We will replay that for you if you did miss it. Love Quentin Tarantino. I mean, absolutely one of my favorite filmmakers ever. Open phones 570-1053 because we don't have any planned right here. Call us about whatever you want to. 570-1053 is the phone number. Did you guys have an easy first day with, you know, the food and all that stuff? Because we went on our diet yesterday. The food wasn't that bad for me. It was the working out that was, you know, I was huffing and puffing a little bit in that gym. You haven't even started. Yeah, you already started working out. Nobody else worked out yesterday? No, I didn't work out. Ashley, did you work out yesterday? Nope. Sean, how about you? Were you working out?
I curled a sandwich up to my mouth. Wow. All right. Here we go. Look at Sky. You're on it. I got to hook up with somebody today to get the information today. Mikey Show. Hey, good morning. This is T1Z from Carlsbad. What's up? Hey, I was just driving through Ramona right now. My radio kind of cut out. I missed that entire segment where Letterman was talking to that dude. Is there any way at all that you could possibly email me the audio clips so I can listen to it later? I can't do that, but I will replay it. Awesome. Thank you so much. You got it, bro. Mikey Show. Mikey. What's up? P1 Big Mike here. What's up, Mike? I got a question for Eddie. Go ahead. Hey, Eddie, is it true that Drew Brees has injured that only one other quarterback has ever come back from that in the history of the NFL? I've never heard that. I know Rich Gannon came back from it. But, I mean, Rich Gannon was 38 when he did it, and Drew Brees is going to be 27, you know. So that's a big difference. And everything I've read, he's going to be fine. Okay. Well, hail to the Redskins. No. Boo to you. There you go. One and done. Mikey Show. Hey, is this Mikey Show? Yes. Hi, I'm a big fan. How are you? Well, I'm doing great. Good, good. And thank you for being a big fan. That's cute. Well, I was just calling to let you know a little story about my Christmas. My husband and I had one of these Christmases where, you know, you tell each other, no, let's...
save money and not buy each other any big gifts. And you know how everybody says that, but they don't really mean it. No, I don't. No, I don't. That's sort of what I... Well, not that I was expecting anything huge, but you know, you say that and then you maybe go out and you get something a little... Okay, I understand. You set a budget and maybe you go like $10 over it. I don't like this about human nature. Say what you mean. Well... I went out and I knew that my husband had been wanting a new set of golf clubs. Why would you do that? Idiot. Why would you do that if you had an agreement not to do that? Because you say those things that you don't really mean it. It's like when someone says what you want for your birthday and you say, oh, nothing. Well, it's not that you don't want anything. You just don't want to sound like you're begging. In that situation, I think you're absolutely right. But when you have an entire conversation where you're discussing not getting each other something.
Well, I don't understand why you're getting upset at her. She was extra generous when she wasn't supposed to. I don't think that's a horrible thing. Sky, a card is one thing she got in. What did you get? A new set of golf clubs. Holy cow. How much was that? You know, I got them on eBay. I mean, it wasn't too bad. It was like $300, $350. You blew it! Holy cow. So did he get mad at you? Yeah, what happened? No, I mean, he loved it. He was excited, and it was great, and it was just what I wanted. I wanted to surprise him. He didn't get you anything, did he? No, yeah, he got me something, but I guess I was just a little disappointed in how little thought went into it. Oh, my. Smart. He got me just, like, a pair of slippers. No. Ah! Ah, you stupid... Well, I'll tell you... Sean! Sean! Look at Sean. You don't have to call her name, Sean. Tell me your name again. Rachel. It seems to me you got one more pair of slippers than you should have. Seems to me that you got a pair of slippers over and above what you were supposed to get.
Well, no, she didn't say no presents. She said that they were going to scale back, right? Right. Okay. You expect, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I guess, you know what? I think it's just the thought that goes into it. I mean, slippers. Do you have slippers? Do you have slippers? Yeah, I have slippers. Why would you get your new pair of slippers? I don't know. I mean, maybe they're nicer slippers. Yeah, what kind of slippers? Just regular, plain old, nothing nice. It wasn't even my favorite color. How old are your old ones? I'm sorry? How old are your old ones? You know, I've had them for about two years. I'm like my favorite slippers. I understand. I'm trying to figure out what's the problem. Yeah, what are you calling? Are you upset? Yeah, why are you calling? That you didn't get a better presence? You said she wanted more thought. Yeah, just to, you know what? She's calling to air this on the radio? I'm like confused. Why don't you sue him? There was no thought into it. Now you have to really think about your Christmas gifts? I mean, you can't just get you something that you like? I mean, you got her something that she could use. That's a big deal. Well, he's supposed to care about it. Now, is this your husband? It is a little in person. Is it your husband or your boyfriend? My husband. It's all about the money, though. She's saying I bought him $300 golf clubs and he bought me...
$10 slippers. No, no, no. You guys asked how much I paid. Yeah, but that's the core of this and you know it. No, I mean, honestly, it's just the thought that goes into it. Ah, come on. It wasn't even my favorite color. Big deal. I understand. You want a little more thought, especially if that's like the only gift you're going to get. You're beating. You're beating. You're beating. Come on. Come on. and the poor guy getting beat up because he got her a gift. He got her a gift. Well, it's nice he got her a gift, but if it's going to be his one gift to the woman he loves, shouldn't it, you know, feel more meaningful than slippers? It's like getting her a pen set, you know? They said, you know, we're not going to do, you know, extravagant gifts this year. But extravagant and meaningful are two different things.
So would he have to make her her gift? That would have been awesome. I wouldn't necessarily say golf clubs are like meaningful. Yeah, what's so meaningful about golf clubs? It was something he wanted and he had dropped hints. And you know what? It goes to show that I listened to him when he talked. And yet he could have made me... You know what? You were in the wrong, lady. Tell you what, that listening is so overrated, huh? Oh my God. Rachel, you are in the wrong. You went against your pact. Don't tell her. She went against her pact and made him feel bad. Who said he felt bad? No one said that. How did you react when you opened the slippers? Be honest. Be honest. Well, I probably wasn't as happy as he was when he opened it. Did you keep digging under the slippers thinking there was something more? Oh, that's so rude. You've done that? When you get a present in a bag and you pull it out and you're kind of thinking in your head, now this can't be it. So you kind of go back in the bag. thinking maybe there's... What is the matter with you? And then you just keep pulling out tissue paper. Right. You know what, man? You never hear a guy make this call. Uh-uh. You guys never have to because we think about what we buy you. Thank you, Rachel. She's got a porn.
Listen, I think Ashley had a point when she said that golf clubs, it's not like that's so meaningful. Maybe he's a golden materialist. It is if he asked for it. Not only that, but Sean, Sky, aren't you guys even in agreement that that was not the agreement, man? She broke the agreement. That's not the agreement, but I don't think that's the topic at hand. It seems like the topic at hand is she feels like... He didn't get her a meaningful gift. There's a guy on the line right now that thinks she got shafted. James? Yeah, how's it going? P1 James, go ahead. Hey, I was just going to call and comment on this P1 Rachel. She went out and bought her husband a set of golf clubs after they agreed, right? That's going way overboard, first of all. But, I mean, she's still got the shaft. You've got to think about it. A pair of slippers? What's wrong with that? Come on. And maybe that is thoughtful. I mean, personally, I think that's kind of nice. If she has, like, problems with her feet and is, like, complaining about, like, I can understand, then slippers would be an appropriate thing, but it sounds like she already has slippers. You know, the funny thing is, is that overall, he is right in line with what they talked about. But if we're not talking about money here, Mikey. And by the way, by the way, even though we're not talking about money, it's not like slippers are $2, you guys.
But that's not the issue. What are they? It is the issue, Skye. I don't care what you say. She's not saying it's the issue. It is the issue. It absolutely is the issue. So you believe she's lying, that really the money is the issue? Yes. James, and tell me more. I mean, I'm fascinated to understand how she got the shaft. Well, I mean, I'm just saying, you know, it's just a pair of slippers. It's nice and everything like that if you're going to get it for your sister or your mom. What is this just? They said they weren't going to spend money this year. It's not about the money, you SOBs. It's about money. Yeah, just because a gift is inexpensive. Yeah. You can buy a $300 pair of slippers. She didn't say what kind they were, whether they were Prada or Walmart brands. Well, you know what? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you, James, whether they were Prada or Walmart doesn't matter because the thing that really sucks is this poor guy probably thought he was doing something really nice. Oh, come on. I don't know. He went out at the last minute for those. You want Jimmy? Yes. Go ahead. Yes, she's being a typical woman. She's not saying what she wants. And then when you don't read her mind, she gets all pissed off. That's kind of true. I'm sorry, but Jimmy's kind of right. Dude, I totally disagree. We bought my... Can you do something with that hair right now, please? Just leave my hair alone. Look at that. Look at what Scott... What is that? Look at that. Hey, Fraggle Rock, do me a favor. Yes, thank you.
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you right now. It's warm, so I decided to put my hair up with a pen stuck through it. As you should have. But anyway, back to Rachel and the slippers. We got my husband's... Somebody should have got you a hair tag. That would have been thoughtful. It looks like the back of her head is on fire. By the way, Mr. Sky says her greatest feature. It is. Looks like the back of JFK's head. The adults have focused at the issue at hand. Hair and exit wound. Anyway, sorry. Go on, Sky. Sean, that is offensive. Sean! Oh, man. Anyway, we bought a pair of slippers for my husband's grandmother. And they're, like, really nice slippers. And my husband even said, you know, do you think that's enough? Do you think that, like, shows her we care? And that's, like, a meaningful gift. He felt like that was kind of not a meaningful gift for his grandmother. Get out of here!
I'm sorry again, Rachel. He's making me a Redskin fan. No. No, he isn't. Okay, let's see. P1 Andy, are you on the line? P1 Andy, are you there? Yeah. Go ahead. Hey, this year for Christmas, I bought my girlfriend like a $250 pearl necklace, and all I got was a lousy T-shirt. Is that a joke, or did you really get a T-shirt? Yeah. You really did get a T-shirt? Yeah, I didn't even like it. Didn't fit me. What's her name? My name's Andy. And what's her name? Her name? The girl, your girlfriend's name? Yeah, what about her? What's her name? Oh, her name's Allison. Thank you. Just wanted to make sure that the world knew. What does the world know? What a horrible girlfriend she is. Okay, so she's a horrible girlfriend, but Rachel on the phone is the horrible person. These two didn't have a pact. It's not about the... It is! Sky, they had an agreement. The agreement is about money. But couldn't he have gotten her at least a really sweet card that maybe he made her? I mean, some type of thought. Was there a card? Rachel, was there a card? No. Was there a nice two-from tag? Okay, Eddie, that's different. At least he didn't give you a camisole. I did not. The tag fell off. That was meant for Ashley. Hey, can you stay with us, Rachel? No.
I said, can you stay with us? Yeah. Okay, let's take a break. People are calling in and want to add their two cents. It's the Mikey Show. We'll be back. This lady apparently had an agreement with her husband. Let's not spend a lot of money on each other. She did that. She didn't. That's that. Right, Scott? We'll be back. Don't stop. Is. Mikey. The Mikey Morning Show. The most sacred thing I do is care. Rock 105.3. Rock 105.3. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. Well, the ride's finally getting a little bit tougher out of the East County here. This report's brought to you by IHOP. Everyone's flipping for all-you-can-eat pancakes at IHOP. All your breakfast favorites and stacks of our irresistibly delicious world-famous buttermilk pancakes until you've had your fill. So come in now and you'll flip for all-you-can-eat pancakes, too. IHOP. Come hungry, leave happy. Right now, the westbound day is getting tougher through La Mesa. Stacking up from Jackson Drive and past Lake Murray. Slows again toward the 805 connector. There's a little fender bender clearing here as well.
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Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 820. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Kent Pendleton's 42. Right now at the airport, it's 51 degrees. National championship game tonight. The Rose Bowl, USC versus Texas kicks off about 520. All right, folks. Welcome back to the show. We've got P1 Rachel on the line. Rachel, are you still with us? Yes. Okay. Rachel, she called us and basically what she said was that she... She received a gift this year that she wasn't very happy with, and you made an agreement with your husband before Christmas where you guys said, we really need to scale back. Let's make an agreement not to get each other anything really very big. Right. He did just that. He got you a nice pair of slippers. No, no, he got me a pair of slippers. Oh, I'm sorry, they're not nice. No. And she got him golf clubs. Which goes directly against the agreement. And she's upset because she doesn't like the slippers and doesn't think that the slippers were a very cool gift. We have lots of people that are calling in that would like to say hello and like to add their two cents. P1 Ashley, are you there? Ashley, are you there? P1 Ashley. This phone line may be messed up. Let's see. P1 Jay, are you there? Go ahead.
This is beating fighter P1J. I just wanted to tell this lady that she needs to stop being a little hypocritical, and next year, maybe she should tell him to buy her something big, and then she can go ahead and return the favor with something small, cheap. Yeah, that seems like a really good solution. Yeah. Yeah, Rachel, like, what kind of gift would have been appropriate after the pack that you made? What would you have liked? You know, I had dropped a couple of hints. We'd gone to the mall one day and, you know, I'd seen a coach bag that I had liked. And I said to him, that's nice. I, you know, I like that, you know. That's really expensive, Rachel. Yeah, wait. And it completely goes against your whole purpose of your agreement. It does. Coach bags are, I could. Well, maybe that's just one of the many things she wants. But that's really, I mean, even a wallet, a coach wallet is expensive. Yeah, what else? What else would you want? I mean, I showed him a couple of different things, like a pair of shoes, or there were some Gucci sunglasses. What kind of shoes? What kind of shoes? Gucci sunglasses. Rachel! Are you joking? What's the matter with you? What kind of shoes, Rachel? No, so they were at Coach, okay. Oh, the shoes were at Coach as well? I picked out several different things, and I just pointed them out. No, so we're talking about Coach bag, Coach shoes. Are you serious? Gucci sunglasses.
I'm sorry, Rachel. All I'm saying is that I pointed out certain things and I got a pair of generic. What about the Louis Vuitton luggage? You forgot about that. I don't need that. Oh, sorry. I need. I don't know. Men sometimes just don't. No, no, no, no, no. You say to your husband, let's, you know, we're kind of on a budget this year. Let's not spend a lot of money. and then you're dropping hints that you want a coach bag and Gucci sunglasses? What the hell is the matter with you? What is she, some kind of princess or something? Hey one, Josh. Yeah, what's up, Mikey? What's up? Yeah, you remember the Christmas episode of The Office? Same situation happened. Michael Scott got Ryan the video iPod, and then all he got was the oven mitt, and he got all mad about it. That's right. Yankee Swamp!
This girl is in it for quantity, not quality. It's the truth. Excellent reference. Do a Yankee swap. They had an agreement on the show The Office to get something $20 and under, and Michael Scott goes out, gets a video iPod, screws the whole thing up, and then gets mad when he's given an item that's $20 or under. It's the same exact... Thank you. Same exact situation. Anytime you can reference The Office, you're right. You're a genius. You want Nikki? Yes. Go ahead. This lady is giving women a bad name. Why do women have to play games? If she wants something nice, just tell them she wants something nice. Rachel? Yes, Rachel. Yes? Would you like to respond to that? Yes. You know what? I just, you know, everyone gives women a bad name. If I were to come out and have said, I want that coach bag, I would have been a brat. So instead I said, don't spend a lot of money.
And then I drop a couple of hints. I mean, if my husband would just think for a second. Say it again, Nikki. Say it again. You're calling giving women a bad name. Yeah, being more of a brat now. Yes, you are being a brat now. Way more than if you had said it the first time. Say again. Nothing he does is good enough for you. You're never going to like it because you tell him one thing, but you want the opposite. How is he supposed to read your mind? He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Rachel, if you tell this story again and someone asks what gift you'd be happy with, say a homemade card. Thank you. Don't say a coach bag. Sorry it wasn't coach slippers. And now we have to have Skye telling her what she wants. Well, I just, I had her back. Skye trying to make her into a human being. I had her back up until I heard about the coach bag and shoes and Gucci sunglasses. Hey, ball breaker. You won Kevin. Yeah, what's up, Mikey? Go ahead. Hey, man, I just want to say this. You know what? I understand what she's coming from, but the point of giving that gift is to see the reaction. It's not to get what you get in return. I bought my girl this year for Christmas. This love sack cost me a little more $4.50. I got nothing in return, but it's a look on her face made it worth every penny. You got her a what? A love sack. It's one of those big old, like a bean bag they put on. Best thing ever. It's called a love sack? Yeah.
It's a bean bag? It's similar. It's like it's real comfortable, big belly. I've got a love sack, too. She didn't give you anything? No, I do that. She doesn't have the money for it. But, hey, it's about the reaction I got from her, not about what I would have got in return for it. Gotcha. Thank you. Is everybody ready for some oral action? P1 Matt? Yeah, hey, Mikey. I just want to comment on Rachel. Dude, first and foremost, she shouldn't call herself a P1. She took, like, forever to get to the point. Number two, man, she's been called the Jeff and Jerry show with that. But number three, this is a classic case of why so many women's magazines dedicate the cover or block the cover to a lack of communication, how to know what you guys are really thinking. You know, it's typically a woman says something and she's thinking something else and they expect guys to be mind readers. I agree. You know, it's kind of ridiculous. But here's the deal, man. If they had a reason, we don't know the whole story. They may be on a tight budget. He's trying to stick to what they agreed on. If she didn't get in the golf clubs and say he got her a big expensive item that she didn't like, maybe he thought getting her a $50 handbag was big. In her mind, she should have got something from Coach. If she didn't like it, I guarantee you she would have came down on him for not sticking to the agreement. That's right, Matt. Thank you for the call. We don't know. We can't speculate. Hey, P1 Thermo. Yes, sir. You've got a good solution.
I do. Go ahead. You should go down, take a coach wallet or something, cut the tip off, sew it on your slippers, and you'll be good to go. Where are you going now? You've got a pair of coach slippers. Oh, my God. I think the only kind of budget that that would be on is maybe a Bill Gates budget because coach or Louis Vuitton isn't for the average Joe budget. There you go. Like somebody else said, if she really wants something, just tell them. Hey, when I was a kid, my mother used to make my clothes. Uh-huh. That's what kind of a geek I was. Whoa. Oh, no. Made me a pair of shorts. I wanted OP shorts. She sewed OP on. Come on. No, she did not. No way. No. You are making it up for me. She messed it up. She messed it up. No. Put an S on the end of the OP. I wear oops shorts. Are you kidding me? You think I'm kidding? Get her on the phone. Oh, I love that. I wish you still had those. Rachel, thank you for the call. Nope. I hope it works out for you. Take care. Terrible. Enjoy your slippers. Get Esther on the phone. Okay. Do you have the number? Oh, my. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's the truth. What?
So maybe it'll work out for Rachel. All she has to do, go get herself a little coach wallet, take the tag off, sew it on those slippers. Now you got a coach pair of slippers. Well, that's not... No oops for the kids? No oops shorts. Now, did people at school notice? Are you kidding me? I mean, are you kidding me? When I tell you these stories, what do you think? I think you're lying. Explains a lot, though, don't it? Yes. Explains an awful lot. Oh, man. P1 Turtle. Hi, Mikey. How are you guys? Good. Happy New Year. I just kind of, my thing is, I'm kind of trying to remind everybody that the spirit of Christmas is really about the motivation behind the gift, not the gift itself. I mean, if everybody remembers a couple weeks ago the whole lingerie thing, we've kind of determined that guys aren't the best.
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Brothers compete, you save at Mossy Toyota and Mossy Ford on Mission Bay Drive in Pacific Beach. Who is this? This is the Mikey Show. Wow. With Mikey. I'm partial to blondes and I married one. Eddie. I run up to her head and pretend like I fart on her. Guy. I feel like I'm a modern woman in Caveman. Be Rizzle. My first CD is going to be called Greatest Hits. And Ashley. For like two seconds, all of a sudden I blacked out. I'm back though. It's the Mikey Show. On Rock 105.3. Oh, it is 838. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Carlsbad's 52 right now. Point Lomas 51 degrees. Welcome back to the show. We got so much, I gotta tell you. Lindsay Lohan hospitalized. I'll tell you why right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Beagle. You're the oracle? Bingo. Here's Eddie. This sports update is brought to you by 20th Century Fox. The Orange Bowl last night was a classic.
A battle between two coaching legends, Penn State's Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden from Florida State. It took triple overtime for Penn State to beat Florida State 26-23. Florida State's kicker missed a field goal in the third overtime, and then Penn State hit a 29-yarder to win the whole thing. Joe Pa accepted the Orange Bowl trophy last night. Delighted and proud that we won it, but very humbled. Very humbled because we played one heck of a football team and one play here, one play there, and they could have had it. But we got it, and I'm taking it. He sounds a little Dick Clark-ish there. Well, he's old. Tonight is the big one, though, the Rose Bowl for the National Championship, USC versus Texas. Both teams undefeated. USC's Reggie Bush says it's going to be very special. Everybody on the team knows what's at stake here and, you know, what they're a part of. You know, this is a special time for all of us. Texas quarterback Vince Young says hang on a second, though, before you give USC the national title. To me, I feel like they're just basically giving them the national championship, but we haven't played a down yet. But, I mean, it don't really just bother us, really.
Because we know that when the game starts, we're going to go out there and play, and they know that we're coming out there to play. That's right. That is huge stuff right there. It's very dramatic. It's going to be good. Yes. This is one of the biggest games of all time. I can't wait to see this. It's going to be awesome. The Raiders decided once again to make a coaching change. They fired their head coach, Norv Turner, after two seasons as their head coach. He produced a 9-23 record. Tampa Bay's running back Cadillac Williams won the Associated Press NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year Award. So congratulations, Cadillac. You guys want to hear Dick Vermeule at his goodbye press conference from retiring from the Chiefs? I got to quit the music here. Get your Kleenex ready. For those of you that don't know, Dick Vermeule, he cries a lot. At everything. He cries at everything. Yes. So, can you imagine? I want you to imagine Dick Vermeule watching The Notebook. Oh, come on. I can't wait to hear this. All right. Well, this is him talking about his wife. St. Carol, gosh, you talk about an assistant coach. Head coach's wives. I've been in the locker room after a game, but I wanted her down there Sunday so she could share what I get to share from time to time. A winning locker room with wonderful people that set out to do something that given day. And she's been such a big part of my career. He's the best.
He's not done yet. He wanted it. He probably wouldn't do this. Talk about his players. I said I wasn't going to talk. I'm not going to mention Eddie Tennyson. Eddie, you know, you see Eddie go over a thousand yards two years in a row. You don't see Eddie with his head in his hands. Going through turmoil and some of the problems that somebody brought on himself that he needs someone to share him with. And he chose me to share him with. And they say to me... Coach, every Tuesday on my day off, this was last year, I'm going to come in his office and ask you how you're doing. You know something? He did it. How is he going to retire? He can't. He's going to miss this too much. Being with these men. Every day. He will have to become a big brother.
A big sister or something. You know? I mean, this guy, he loves people. Loves crying. He is a people person. Sweet. Well, he was talking about, after the Charger game, he was talking about how the Chargers will not be going on to the playoffs, but that they're going to be able to spend time. A lot of these Charger players are going to be able to fly home. Be with a lot of the family members. And I was like, he's talking about the other team. And he's emotional and happy for the losing team that is going to be able to spend time with their family. I was overwhelmed with the sense of how beautiful it was and at the same time, how ghastly it was. He should be stomping on their graves. Yeah. Did you hear what he said about last Sunday? You know, he said he got up in the morning and won a little French toast. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. He won a little French toast. There was no bread.
You can just go to the store. There's no bread. Well, that's what the store's for. I can't have what I want. Well, Dick, you just go to the store and you buy some. Hard times right now. I got through it, though. But what about his crying over the experiences of the most, what most people would consider the most mundane choice? I brushed my teeth the other day, and I looked at that grass bottle, because when I looked in the mirror, those teeth were so clean. And I just realized that they put so much effort into making strangers clean. They don't even know me. They don't know Dick Vermeule from anybody, but my teeth are so damn clean. All right, that's looking for us. All right. So Lindsay Lohan, I don't know if you heard it. Lindsay Lohan apparently was an asthmatic. Yeah, is an asthmatic, but when she was a kid, you know, it was real bad and stuff.
And as an adult, hasn't really experienced much of this stuff, you know? And so, apparently, she had to be hospitalized in Miami for a very severe asthma attack. And, what is she, 19 years old, Lindsay Lohan. That's pretty bad, huh, Sky? Yeah, yeah, she's been in there, I believe, since Monday, and she's... Should be out of the hospital later today. That's what her people are saying. But they're saying she's, you know, resting very comfortably. But she does start a new film in two weeks. She's going to start filming this movie called Chapter 27. It's all about the man who murdered John Lennon. And she's supposed to, like, be the friend of John Lennon's killer or whatever. So she's still in the hospital but should be released today. Everything's okay. No one needs to freak out. Now, how many of us think this asthma thing is kind of like? Do we believe the asthma thing? You know, lots of times... Okay, now Eddie's giving me this look like I am an a-hole. I had the same... I didn't have the same thought as Sky. I had the same thought as Eddie. I had the same thought as Sky. What is this woman doing? No, absolutely, Sky.
Well, last time, remember, she, like, had some, when Lindsay Lohan was admitted to the hospital, she had some horrible flu. But then it later turned out she was actually just exhausted. And according to all the people on the set of her movie at the time, she was partying. She wasn't showing up to work. And then, you know, ended up in the hospital exhausted. So that's why I'm calling shenanigans. What do you think? Well, I mean, there are certain things I will call shenanigans on. Right. Faking an asthma attack, you know. It's not possible. No, not that she would fake an asthma attack, but her people would, like, use this as an excuse. But she's in the hospital. I mean, it would be pretty tough to do, you know. I mean, she's still there. Well, it would be almost impossible to do with all the doctors and nurses. I don't know. I mean, it could be. It could be, Skye. I see where you're coming from. It could be what? It could be something maybe else. It could be shenanigans. What could be wrong? What could it be? She needs to eat. Think about all the rumors that go on with all every, you know, her anorexia that the rumors spread about that. And then the rumors that spread, maybe it's coke that caused the anorexia and all that stuff could be causing. And she was partying for New Year's Eve in Miami. I don't know. I mean, or it could be legit. Who knows? But either way, if you're Lindsay Lohan. Either way, I mean, she's in the hospital, so it's going to be legit. She's in there for a real reason. So celebrities can't.
Go into the hospital to be taken care of and kind of keep it hush-hush, the true reasons. I thought that happened all the time. They lied the first time. No, what I'm saying is, I mean, are you guys trying to say that she's in the hospital yet she isn't sick? No, she's sick, but I'm just saying that I don't know if right off the bat I'm going to believe it's asthma. You know, she does need some sort of medical treatment, but I don't know, you know. I don't know. These are just thoughts I have. I'm with you. Conspiracy. Yeah, I don't know. Well, so, if you're a huge Lindsay Lohan fan, you'll probably want to know that Lindsay Lohan has a huge spread coming out in next week's edition of Vanity Fair, where she does the whole nude thing, you know, kind of Marilyn Monroe-esque with the blonde hair. Oh, that's great. I don't know. Sean, you got a call coming in? I'm like, your rotary phone? Yeah. Is it Sarah calling from the main circuit board? P1 Liz, are you there? Good morning, guys. I love your show. Love yours. Thank you. I agree with Skye, you know, just a little bit too fishy. But, you know, she does have an eating disorder, which could affect her immune system, which could, you know, affect, you know, her asthma attack. It could increase it. You never know. But it just does sound too fishy. All right. Thank you. You're welcome. Didn't say it. Nowhere has it said.
She has them eating. No, no, that's not been confirmed anywhere. She got real thin. Right. Her bones were sticking out, but I mean. Hi, is this Emily? Yes. Hi, Emily, it's Mikey. Hi, Mikey. Hey, do you know where we stand on the rock road trip to Mammoth Mountain? They went on sale this morning. I do know that there's still spots available. There's still spots available? Yes, and I did not get a number as to how many spots are available. Gotcha. All right. All right. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, well, here's the deal. Time's running out. The Mikey Show's going to be taking a road trip up to Mammoth Mountain on February 2nd through the 5th, and we're going to be broadcasting up there. And for 280 bucks a person plus taxes, this is, by the way, this is based on double occupancy, you can come with us. Apparently, it's still for sale. Trip includes three nights of lodging, and it's walking distance from the lifts, which I'm stoked about. Wow.
Because when it's too far, I mean, I don't mind the walk, but I mean, if it's a long walk, it's just like, give me a break. Right. Because I'm going to get to work out enough up on the slopes. Thank you. Yeah. You know, I just, I don't want to use all the energy walking to the lifts. Some food and beverage involved in that, by the way. Two days of lift tickets. Gosh. Which I will use both. Yeah, I heard Mammoth got, like, at least, like, four feet of new snow with that last storm that came through. That is such a good deal. Sky? What? Is it powder? I don't know. You're so dumb. I just want to make sure. I want to know. You're so dumb. So, tickets on sale now. Can't wait. Should be a good time. You can't wait, please. Well, I'm not going to be on the Black Diamonds with you, Mikey. That's right. But I'll be there. I'll take pictures for you. Okay. Sweet. Don't worry. While you're boarding, you're going to have your camera with you? I got one mounted on my helmet. Really? Okay. Oh, you lost it right there. You guys don't wear a football helmet to ski down the slopes? No, not so much. Well, apparently not as advanced as I am. Ask the question, Jimmy. The Mikey Show's on.
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That guy in the movie that says lines like, come with me if you want to live. And Ashley. I don't know what just happened. I just checked out. Mikey Show's on. Hello, hello, hello. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It is 8.56. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. National City's 50. Right now, PV, 56 degrees. Orange Bowl last night was a good one. Penn State beat Florida State 26-23 in triple overtime. Good stuff. Oh, man. I would like Eddie and Sky to know that I was busy on the iTunes yesterday. What'd you do? Oh, man. Are you getting your workout playlist ready? Oh, yeah, man. Oh, nuh-uh. Seriously. Mikey comes up with any excuse not to go to the gym, so yesterday was building the workout playlist. Oh, I didn't even pretend to be doing something else. What's today? Getting the outfits ready? Cheese whip. Pretty much. Matching the headbands with the socks. It's important. Nice.
Here, let me show you the song I love right now. Oh, God, I made my stomach hurt. Is this one of the things you downloaded yesterday? Yes. Oh, lovely. We're playing it, too, on the station. How much do you guys love this? Recognize? I can't get enough of it's songs for me. So is it a beat? The O.T. Football played it for their last episode. I know this as long as she's known me. Every once in a while, a song will come out, and I'm just... I can't get enough of it, and then I make you hate it because I play it so much. Oh, I love that tune. It's good stuff. Mikey Show. Let Mikey know I lost three pounds when he played that song. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. It's P1 Cable Guy. I wanted to ask you a question about AIS, dude. My ex-girlfriend, dude, she wants to get AIS, but she has AAA right now, and she wants to know how she can go about doing that. Just call him.
800, yeah, just call AIS, 800-777-4247. You know what, it's just your girlfriend, it's not your wife? Yeah. Yeah, because the cool thing is, she's going to save money, no doubt about it, but the cool thing is, is that if you are married, you guys get on the same policy, you save even more dough. Oh, really? But yeah, dude, the people that I've talked to have saved thousands. I did. I'd save $1,600 a year. Okay. And I mean, I use it myself, so I'm not... giving you a rap that isn't true. I use it. It's good stuff. All right, dude. Thanks. All right, man. Bye-bye. See ya. I had something I wanted us to talk about. Talked about Lindsay Lohan. Talked about Ryan Seacrest. Donald Trump will not run for governor. Didn't know he was thinking about it. Oh, this is what I'm interested in. Queen Latifah gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. You go, girl. Yep.
Today, she gets her star. It's the 2,298th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. We're just a little over a week away from her new film, Last Holiday. Eddie, you don't like Queen Latifah? I hate Queen Latifah. What is it? I'm annoyed with a lot of aspects about her career. She started as this hardcore chick gangsta rapper. Now, look at her. She's in these goofy comedies. It bothers me that she's not talented to me. Oh, don't you say that. She isn't. How dare you. Don't you talk about the queen. Thank you. No, I haven't. Didn't Queen Latifah have a breast reduction? I believe she did. I remember hearing that. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of singing artists in movies. I will love and enjoy any movie that stars a female musical artist. I think the same could be said for... I don't know why. I agree, and I'll take a step further and say I think that a lot of times, particularly black artists, make the transition.
No, me, I'm about J-Lo movies, Hilary Duff movies, Bette Midler movies, and Queen Latifah movies. What about black rappers, guys that have become movie stars? That doesn't interest me. Not Ice Cube, not Snoop's movies that he's been in. You don't think he gives good performances? I mean, they're like, all right. Tyrese! But, like, I will watch, like, I've seen, like, The Wedding Planner with J-Lo probably 25 to 30 times. Really? Hillary Duff's movie, Stand Up, which is like running on stars right now, I've seen it five times. Not really. Yeah, it makes my husband crazy. Yeah, that would really upset me. And I don't know why. Beaches, I can't even count the number of times. Let me tell you, the differences between what women and men will watch, Eddie, I don't know about, well, yeah, you've told us with your girlfriend, Deborah, but God darn, man, I can't even come downstairs on a Saturday morning anymore. I stay upstairs now. Really? I come downstairs. And my wife is either watching Dawson's Creek or 90210. Yeah. And I go, honey, you're a grown woman. What are you doing? That's so awesome. And she gets really irritated and really, like, I've never seen, I'm proud to say, I've never seen one minute of Dawson's Creek until our Christmas break. And I watched a second of this episode and I said to her, you're kidding me, right? What was Pacey doing?
I don't know who's who. I just know that they were doing a thing where it was like what happened in the movie Scream. Did you ever see this? Where the girl's on the phone and the guy's like, what are you doing right now? Michelle was probably on the phone. And she was like, and she goes, Dawson, knock it off. Yeah. And he goes, who's Dawson? And she goes, I've seen this movie too. Who am I supposed to be? Drew Barrymore? Yeah, that's a Michelle comment for sure. She's very sarcastic. Stop it. Can we not? I don't know. I'm telling you, I don't know what it is inside of a woman that makes those shows appealing, but I'm telling you, it's like repellent for me. I can't get off those channels quick enough. And she says to me, Food Network again? Can we watch anything else? Yep, that's what my house is like. That's all I want to watch. That's all my husband watches now. I want to be friends with your husband so badly. So you guys can talk about your love for Alton Brown. I'm not kidding you. Me and your husband like the same stuff. Right. I've got Alton Brown's DVDs. Don't. I don't think he knows they exist. You know, and my parents told me something that your husband taught them that I was like, really? Like, I didn't know. And it's great. Is it about bacon? Yes. Oh, God damn it. I knew it. Oh, it's such a it's I was like, I don't know where he heard it, but whatever he heard it on, I want to watch.
I want to watch that show. What part of his bacon technique? That if you rinse the bacon, which, by the way, loses none of its flavor, you can cook it, and it will not do that annoying crinkle-up thing. It won't curl. It won't curl. It won't get smaller. I've been instructed, Mike. That's good stuff. How can you not love that? Because I'm cooking bacon, and he walks in. I'm with him crew, and he goes, did you wash the bacon? Oh, no. Have I ever washed the bacon before? No. And you don't say thank you? Come on. No, I don't, Mike. Far from it, Mike. Eddie, what does your girlfriend watch that drives you nuts? I know she watches Desperate Housewives. Oh, God. That is the worst show on television. I watched a second of that. Same thing. It sucked. Awful. Sean likes it. Sean, you're into the Housewives? That's a great show. So bad. Oh, man. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back after this. He's not what you'd call an overachiever. More of an under-attainer. Mikey. Enjoy a three-course dinner for $30 at more than 100 top restaurants during San Diego Restaurant Week, January 15th through the 20th, including Azura Point at Lowe's Coronado Bay Resort and 910. Details at SanDiegoRestaurantWeek.com.
Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. It's just about done, but some leftover stuff out here right now. The westbound 8 still backing up a bit from Jackson Drive to this earlier crash. Still wrapping up out of the slow lane at Fletcher Parkway. West 94 clear. Nothing going on there. The North Eagle 5 out of the South Bay back up to speed. Still quite heavy, though, from Mesa College heading through Kearney Mesa, heading up over to 52. The ride out of Escondido slowly but surely easing up here in South 15. Now slow from Auto Parkway down to Fiorancho. The Coastal rides southbound 5, still finding a few brinklets that have Encinitas. Don't make me sick. I can play Madden all day, which I'm entirely too good at rushing the ball and really bad at passing. Have not figured out passing on Madden. And either too slow or too hard or not right. Never get it right. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, tell Mikey to take Ginger Root for his motion sickness when he plays the game. Will that help me? Yeah. Ginger Root? Yeah, it comes in Philly. You can get it like at a health food store. Are you sure, dude? Because I don't want to take it and get this again. I'm not kidding. 100%. It's like the only natural pill that you can take that won't give you the side effects. Like if you take Dramamine, you'll be like a zombie. I get that way too on some of the games. Like when it's like a first-person shooter, you can only see the gun. And I get that when I go out on a boat. And I'm telling you, ginger root pills from a health food store will work. I think that's it because the gun stays still and everything around you moves.
That's why. All right, thanks. Mikey Show. Hey, that ginger root thing that guy's talking about, it was on Mistbusters, and it does work. It does. Yeah, I was watching Mistbusters a couple days ago, and one of the guys, he got moochie sickness a lot, and they're trying to find out ways to prevent it, and he took ginger root, and he was perfectly fine. Hey, dude, thank you. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, dude? What's up, man? Hey, man, I just want to call and talk about that ginger. I swear by that stuff. I do a lot of deep-sea fishing. Apparently, this is it. That's awesome. I've never heard of that. You do a lot of deep-sea fishing? Yep. Can you do it now, or is it done this season? No, there's still some bottom fishing going on and stuff. Not knowing the big tuna or nothing like that right now. When's a good time for that? Going probably late summer, early to late summer. I would love to get the whole show. to do that. It's fun. What is it? Like, how deep do you go? How deep does your line go down? For bottom fishing, like, two to four hundred feet a lot of times. Oh, wait a minute. Ashley, did you... Ashley, did you think that what it meant was you go dive down in the water and get the fish? Why would you think that?
Oh, nuh-uh. Can you imagine? That's what she thought. We all show up with our fishing pole. She's in, like, scuba gear. She's in a wetsuit. Okay, so you just fish deep. Okay, I didn't know. Snuggle in a mask. You go on a boat, sweetheart. Yeah, what you're thinking of is called spear fishing, right? I guess I was thinking of scuba diving. I guess I got this confused. Oh, my God. Innocent mistake. Yeah, you go out on a boat. Okay. That's actually really fun. I did it with my brothers and it's a great time. Watching my brother throw up was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And he would start to feel better and I would go just to get him going again. Yeah. And he would. But you go out on a boat and they supply you with everything. A big boat? Yeah. I mean, it's pretty big. Decent size. Decent size boat. And it's early in the morning and you show up there and you rent the stuff. You're on the boat. They teach you how to bait the hook. They got a big tank there with all the bait. And you put it on there, you throw it in, and you catch big fish. It's really fun. How big are the fish? They could be pretty big. I mean, those calico bass that we caught, which were delicious, by the way. Calico bass is about a foot long. Okay. Yeah.
And they're heavy, so it's fun fishing them in. Eddie, you love fishing. I think you dig it. It's a good time. Okay. Austin, Rob, I'm sure you'd be in on that. I'd be in on a hockey. Sky, would you try it? Sky. What's your trepidation? I don't like killing things. But we'll eat them after. Well, I won't after, so... Well, we'll eat them so you can at least know that it's going to use. Well, no, I... Plus, there's always a bunch of Vietnamese people waiting for you on the dock. I don't think so. And they take them no matter what. I don't think you're lying about that. I'm not lying. Vietnamese people wait. We got back. There was a bunch of Vietnamese people there, and they took all the stuff we didn't want. Yeah, they like the guts and stuff. Eyeballs and stuff. Yeah. All right. You'd have fun, Sky. We had Quentin Tarantino on the show earlier. Check it out. On the line with me right now is this Quentin Tarantino. And Eli, are you with us, too? Yes, we are.
Eli Roth with us too, the director of the new film Hostel. Good morning. Good morning to you guys. Which, by the way, I must say, went into Starbucks the other day and the barista says to me, have you seen the commercial for Hostel? And I said, yeah. And he goes, I don't think I've ever seen a TV commercial that scared me that bad. Oh, I've been actually shocked watching the commercial. Man, this is... That's true. Are the people all right? And they said, yeah, yeah, they're fine, they're fine. I said, damn it, we could have had two deaths at the first screening. So guys, our first response was, hey, it works. So tell us about the movie. What is the movie about? The movie's about these Americans that are backpacking through Europe with a friend they met along the way, and they hear about this hostel in Slovakia that's supposed to be filled with beautiful girls that love Americans, will do anything to have sex with them. And so they decide to take a detour and go there.
And they get there, and it's true. There are those girls there, and everybody hooks up, and they think it's great until one of the friends disappears. And then they start to realize that something more sinister is going on, and it's basically this horrible descent into hell in the last 30 minutes. It's just a nonstop horrific bloodbath with lots of dismemberment. Quentin, now you've been producing these kind of horror movies lately. Is that kind of your favorite genre of film? Oh, yeah, no, definitely. Horror films are... are one of my hands-down favorite genres. But to tell you the truth, actually, this is actually the first horror film I've ever really produced. I presented a hero, and I did a few things, but other than Dust Till Dawn a long time ago, this is the first time I've gotten involved in a genuine horror movie, and I did it, one, because I'm a really good both friend and fan of Eli's work, but also he told me the story idea for the film.
Back when he wasn't even sure if he was going to do it or not, when he was being offered all these boring horror movie remakes by Hollywood. And when he told me the story, I was like, you've got to do this. That's the movie the world and I want to see from you. And any way I can help you out, please let me know. Well, we're talking to Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth. Eli Roth directed the film Hostel, which opens in theaters on Friday. Tell me this. What does a producer do? Because a lot of people go, well, what does that mean that Quentin Tarantino produced it? What does he have to do with the film? Well, what happened basically was I encouraged Eli to follow through with this idea. He ended up writing the script. He brought it to me. And then I gave him, the script was terrific, but I gave him notes. Helped him with the script. We worked on the script together just a little bit. Gave him a few different ideas to ratchet up the disturbingness here and a little bit there. Then backed him in his whole making of the film. Then when the film was finished, then he got together with his editor and they edited the film. Then they showed it to me. And then we worked a little bit on the editing. You know, working on this moment, working on that moment. Just helping crafting it together. Yeah, there's different types of producers. Like, for example, I mean, I'm one of the producers as well. And I wrote it. It's like I wrote it and put together the financing. But really, Quentin kicked me the ass to do it. But there were, like, creative producers and line producers. And the line producers do the nuts and bolts stuff.
where they'll execute the production, they'll hire the crew. There's that type of producing. But creative producers are the people that are like your support system. And when you say, okay, I'm stuck at this story point. What do I do? And then you bounce ideas off them. Or I'm thinking about casting this person or shooting it this way. And, you know, when you're surrounding yourself with people you trust, it brings the best out of you. And having Quentin, it's like having the world's greatest sounding board. You know, when I'm shooting and I can call him and go, all right, Quentin, I'm trying to think about this, this, this. How do you think this works? And he could... You know, give me his advice. And he can say, you know what, I think that's a bad idea. Or, you know what, Eli, you're going in the right direction. Great. And, you know, because when you're making a movie, it's just an abstract vision in your head. And when you're shooting it, it changes. And it's all guesswork. It's all instinct. And you need people around you that kind of understand you and support you and go, no, don't worry, this is great. It's turning out great. But, Eli, as far as, like, you getting in there with an actor in the movie and saying, okay, here's how I want this to go down. That's all you. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, I wrote the script and, you know, put together financing and casting. There were the actors, and you say, and I say, okay, here's what I want to play this part, and you direct them. Yeah, that's exactly it. And I think that directing is 90% casting. You know, we had great actors like Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson, and when you have actors of that caliber who are not necessarily famous but are so good, then they're really, all you have to do is sit back and let them do their thing and kind of step in and make minor adjustments, and you can focus on...
the camera work and the costume design and the lighting and the sound. I supervise every sound effect. I supervise the entire score. I have the whole vision for the movie, and you need producers that share that vision and that will come up with better ideas than you have. Eli, it sounds like you have a good relationship with Quentin. Is it because his name is so big in Hollywood, is it at all intimidating having him as a producer on the film, or do you have a good enough relationship? It's like working with a bro. Yeah, no, it's absolutely like that. I mean, you know, when I'm sitting there, I'm not thinking, oh, my God, it's Quentin Tarantino giving me notes, because then you're not focused on the movie. You're thinking, oh, my God, I have one of the best, smartest, like the single best writer right now, you know, like the best writer in the world coming up with ideas for the movie, and this is someone I want to listen to. You can't see it right now, but Quentin is blushing. Actually, he was talking. Could you please let him finish? Yeah, yeah. Quentin, let me ask you this. I'm going to give you a couple of horror movie titles, and I want you to give me your thoughts on these movies that I give you. Sure. The Exorcist. Oh, actually one of the best casted movies ever made, as far as I'm concerned. That's fascinating to hear. Oh, that take on it is fascinating to me. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. One of the greatest movies of all time, and as far as I'm concerned...
not only the best independent movie of the 70s, probably the greatest closing shot in the history of cinema. Why is it, Quentin, that Toby Hooper, the guy that directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre, didn't, outside of like Poltergeist, didn't scare us again like he did in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Was it Hollywood having too much control over what he did? You know, I don't really know the answer to that question. However, it wasn't all bad. He did a couple of terrific movies. Also, the film he did after that, Eaten Alive, is not as good as Chexacin's on Massacre, but it's actually quite terrific in its EC Comics, Grand Goulion kind of way. But also, I am a huge fan of Life Force. I thought Life Force was absolutely terrific, and I'll defend it against all comers. I like Life Force more than Pulse again. You know every movie ever made, Quentin. Quentin, what movie is scary? We've got to wrap. I'm sorry. Oh, God, I want to talk to him for 19 hours. You should have Quentin Tarantino date. Oh, man, I would love it. All right, Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth, go see the new movie Hostel. It's in theaters on Friday. It is the date movie of the weekend, man. You bring your girl with me, I guarantee you she'll be sitting in your lap. Hey, listen, guys, and guys, listen, when this handler is out of your way, call us back. We got to talk to you. All right, we'll see you. Man. Oh, they were cool.
Oh, I get so, you know, because they got to get him to another interview, which is, I understand, but oh, I mean, literally, we could have gone until 10. Let's take a break, come back, continue talking. I wanted to hear the question you were about to ask. What movie scares you the most? I know it. God, I want to know that. Quentin, what's the scariest movie to you ever? I also want to ask Quentin, he's got two movies he's making right now, Grindhouse and Inglourious Bastards, which, Eddie, you've heard of Inglourious Bastards forever. I want to know what those are about. I'll try and get him back. My eyes are filling up with water. I want him back on the phone. That was awesome. And it was weird because it seemed like they totally were enjoying the conversation. My heart's beating faster right now, you know? Because I'm a film geek and he's the great... Alright, we gotta take a break. Don't go away. It's a Mikey show. Be short. Man is loud. Jason and Owen Mossy were young. Across the street, running Mossy Toyota. Hey, Owen, I'm saving my customers big money on Mossy Toyota's giant inventory all month long. Yeah, Jason? Well, then I bet I'll save them more here at Mossy Ford. And my selection is huge. But Mossy Toyota's got huge discounts on new Toyotas, used vehicles, and Toyota certified pre-owns. Well, Mossy Ford has killer deals on new Fords and Ford certified pre-owns. They'll save big time at Mossy Toyota. They'll save even more at Mossy Ford. Mossy Toyota. Mossy Ford. Mossy Toyota. When you save at
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And he said that the reason was because he notices that we never wear any. And he says he figures the reason is because, you know, there's not a very good supply out here. But he, when he went home to Boston, obviously there was an endless supply and a good supply of various New England Patriots stuff. You know, forget the fact that Eddie and I are 49er and Charger fans. And Pats fans. Well, and so... Slowly but surely, they'll grow on you. Ashley, would you like to tell everybody what... Boss Rob got for you? I suppose. Because my New Year's resolution is to read more. B-Rob got me One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss. And inside the front cover wrote, Ash, let this be the first in your wonderful adventures in reading. Love you, B-Rob. That's thoughtful. That's nice.
It is a little over her head. She can work her way up to it. Um, actually, it's insulting. If you look at the camera, Sean, you can see what he got for Skye. Oh, let's see. Hi, Shawnee. Oh, boy. Nice head scarf. Just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen. It's a scarf that you can wear many ways, Sean. Well, I would suggest you don't wear it that way. This is the way the African-American girl was wearing it in the book, and I want it to look like hers. Well, if you want to attract an African-American man, have at it. Oh, well, hello. That's not what I said. Oh, well, hello. Well, we know you like black guys. I just want to look like the pretty girl in the booklet. You want to blend in with your servant? Um, just stop. Oh, I like you. I think that stuff looks just fine. The bait worked, Skye. That's right. This is not what I'm... Your homeboy's here. That's right. I was all the way over a Popeye's chicken and all of a sudden I said to myself, is somebody wearing a scarf or what? On her head. Just stop it. I got into my Escalade with the spinning rims and I got myself right on down here. Okay, this is... And what do my wondrous eyes to appear? Beautiful Skye with...
That shiny new headgear. A white woman in a do-rag. That's right. That look real good, Skye. You got to keep wearing that, girl. Well, thank you. That's nice. Put on your Patriots visor. Come on. I don't really care. Put on your new Red Sox slippers. I'm okay. I'm sticking with the scarf right now. Wear your Celtics hat. Man. For Ruins. Skye, what did you find out about Lindsay Lohan when we were in the break? Well, this is crazy. Okay, so you know how we, it was just, you know, like a half hour ago we were talking about how Lindsay Lohan, you know, she was just admitted to the hospital a couple days ago for an asthma attack while she was in Florida.
And she should be released today. She's resting comfortably, they say. And then we talked a little bit about this Vanity Fair thing that she's doing that's coming out in the new issue of Vanity Fair. And what we were talking about is how she's doing all these kind of nude shots, covering up her stuff, kind of, you know, blonde hair, all this. But what I have since found out is in her interview with Vanity Fair, she admits to doing drugs and at one point being a bulimic. So it's kind of things that we all kind of maybe suspected was going on, but that she vehemently denied. Now, what we don't know is whether or not this said drug use took place during the time that she was losing the weight. Okay, here we go. Go ahead. So as far as the drug use goes, we are not 100% sure, but she does say in the interview that what... Lauren Michaels, the producer of Saturday Night Live, now we all saw her on Saturday Night Live and that's when all the talk was about how she looked too thin, she looked strung out, blah, blah, blah. She said after they wrapped her edition of Saturday Night Live that Lauren Michaels sat down with her and I believe some of the cast and had an intervention right after the show.
Really? That's crazy. Sat her down and held an intervention after she hosted the show. She says that she just started bawling. She said she knew she had a problem and couldn't admit it. And she said that she saw the Saturday Night Live after she did it. She says her arms were disgusting. She said she had no arms because it was just all bone. Now, Eddie, has she done Saturday Night Live a few times? Because there was one where she was in a Harry Potter sketch. Yeah, that was like the first time. She looked great. Right, but this last time, like her bones were sticking out. She looked all, you know. Emaciated. Yeah, and then I guess in regards to the drug use that she says, she admits that she did a little, but she's gotten it out of her system. And she doesn't really specifically say what she's done, but she says the whole thing is a sore subject. And according to the New York Post, they say that... Vanity Fair was contacted by Lindsay Lohan's publicist after the interview, begging them to remove the drug references out of the story. But they won't. Yeah, so that's coming out. The new Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan. I don't think her publicist is very happy about any of that. Man, you guys notice, man, a lot of revelations in Vanity Fair. My brother swears, but my oldest brother, Mark, has a subscription now. He says, those interviews are really good. Dude, I don't think I've ever read it.
Well, because Jennifer Aniston spilled the beans about a lot of stuff in that interview. That's true. And now this. I can't believe Lauren Michaels held an intervention. I mean, here you are the producer of a comedy show. I mean, how does that conversation go? Hey, Annie, you guys want to get together with me? After the show, I'm thinking about sitting Lindsay down and having an intervention. That's just odd. Yeah. Fairly. Man. For those of you that didn't hear about the practical joke that the USA Today pulled on America, they could not pull the presses back and released a headline this morning that said all 12 of the miners in West Virginia were found alive. That is not true. Yes, only one was actually alive. currently in critical condition, but the families were also told that their loved ones were alive, and it probably took them a good two to three hours before they got the correct information saying, oh, sorry, just kidding, they're not. I heard that the Union Tribune had a similar headline ready to go, found out, were able to pull it and print the correct story. So if you look at the front page of the Union Tribune today, you'll see the correct story.
But just a very tragic story. And then to put, you know, these families through that extra suffering is just really harsh. Needless to say, the family members were really upset. Cut 13. David told us 30 minutes ago that the miners agreed to come up here to the church instead of going to the hospital first. Now, how could they agree if they didn't know? If they're dead, how can they agree to come up here to the hospital? Who said that? Who said that? The people that were bringing in information. There was an outbreak. Outsider, they came in and said the mine officials had told them they were working their way over to the church. They've been trying to run you off. Let me turn that car alarm off, please. I call this injustice, and I will tell you all right here, right now, I will play. I call it injustice. Oh, man. Tomato. Very sad. I can't even imagine what it must be like to go through the joy of hearing that they're fine and then hear that. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. USS Ronald Reagan in their maiden voyage today. Oh, yeah. Set now. That's right. Going to fight the war on terror. Heading to the Western Pacific. So, yeah. And they got a whole little team going with them. That's called the Ronald Reagan Strike Group, which is made up of two guided missile destroyers and one guided missile cruiser.
USS Ronald Reagan itself holds 80 combat aircrafts and up to 6,000 sailors. I would love to tour something like that, see what it's like. My dad, of course, did that for 25 years, sailed on ships like that. He was a chief. He slept in the chief's quarters, enjoyed lots of bourbon. Lucky him. That's right. My dad was a scotch drinker. Says those chiefs had it good. drank a lot of bourbon, sailed a lot of seas, and had a good time. So there you go. USS Ronald Reagan. I'm sure my dad's into it. But I'll be watching the news today, watching all that. He still follows it. My mom wishes that he were still in the Navy. Yeah, she liked that life. What's that life? You know, when you're a chief, my dad was a E8. Okay. He was a very high ranking. That's a high enlisted ranking. He's not an officer, but they're treated pretty good, like the officers. And so, you know, you get some comps and you get some little perks, and she really liked that. And she would take advantage of those? Yeah, she loved it. You know, living in the naval places that they would stick them in, she liked it. They still do today. They still do their shopping at the commissary. They go to the commissary to get their groceries. And they still buy all of their, like when they give her electronics and all that stuff, always on base.
No, there's no Circuit City for my dad. Really? Always on base. Got to get that stuff at the base. Are the prices better on base? Prices are better. Okay. Prices are a little bit better. And it has to do something with sales tax, too. I'm not... I think that... I don't know. I'm not going to say it because then everybody starts calling and going, no, dude, you're wrong. But yeah, they get good prices over there. They dig it. Mikey Show, hello. And they... Angel. Angel, do you know that my dad, he got a sticker on his car. And they salute him when he goes into the... I think that's part of it. He likes to salute. Go ahead. Yes, you're on the air. Oh, hi. This is Day One Angel. I spent eight years in the Air Force and a chief and a colonel. It takes an act of Congress to take them out of their positions. They are chief master sergeants as high as you can go enlisted. He's real high enlisted. My dad made it a long time. He's in there 25 years. And welcome back. Miss you guys. Thank you. We're glad to be back.
25 years in the military is a long time. And he retired a little bit early. If he would have stayed in just a couple more years, he would have gotten a lot more extra dough for his retirement. But he decided he was going to get out. Mikey Show. Hello. You know how Mikey just said he didn't want to be wrong about the whole sales tech being on the base? Mm-hmm. I just wanted, like, yeah, there is none. So, you know, in case he doesn't want to go back to that, because, yeah. My dad was in the Navy. Mikey show. Hello. Was that English? I don't know. It just happened. Go ahead. You're on the air. Okay. I got to go through this again because this was good stuff. You guys want to hear Bill O'Reilly fighting with David Letterman on the David Letterman show last night? Yeah. Listen to this. Cut one. Our philosophy is we call it as we see it. Sometimes you agree. Some of you don't. Robust debate is good. But we believe that the United States, particularly the military, are doing a noble thing. A noble thing. The soldiers and Marines are noble.
They're not terrorists. And when people call them that, like Cindy Sheehan called the insurgents freedom fighters, we don't like that. It is a vitally important time in American history, and we should all take it very seriously. Be very careful with what we say. Well, and you should be very careful with what you say also. How can you possibly take exception with the motivation and the position of someone like Cindy Sheehan? Because I believe she's run by far-left elements in this country. I feel bad for the woman. Have you lost family members in armed conflict? No, I have not. Well, then you can hardly speak for her, can you? I'm not speaking for her. And I don't think he is. I think he's just stating his opinion. I don't think he likes to hear her call those insurgents freedom fighters. I think it kind of dishonors what a lot of people are doing. It's just his opinion. Dave got pissed. You can hear it. Dave's pissed. Cut, too. All right, let me ask you this question.
Let's go back to your little red and green stories. This is important. This is important. Cindy Sheen lost his son, a professional soldier in Iraq, correct? She has a right to grieve any way she wants. She has a right to say whatever she wants. When she says to the public that the insurgents and terrorists are freedom fighters, how do you think, David Letterman, that makes people who've lost loved ones by these people blowing the hell out of them, how do you think they feel? What about their feelings, sir? What about why are we there in the first place? The president himself less than a month ago said we are there because of a mistake made in intelligence. Well, whose intelligence? Was it just somebody got off a bus and handed it to him? No, it was the intelligence gathered by his administration. So why are we there in the first place? I agree with you that we have to support the troops.
They are there. They are the best and the brightest of this country. There's no doubt about that. I think you're right. I think Dave's right. The president had to admit that we had faulty intelligence. But that's not really the answer to the question that Bill was asking. So how do you think the other parents must feel when she's calling insurgents freedom fighters? I cut three. And I also agree... But now we're in it, it's going to take a long, long time. People who expect it to be solved and wrapped up in a couple of years, unrealistic. It's not going to happen. However, that does not eliminate the legitimate speculation and concern and questioning of why the hell are we there to begin with? If you want to question that and then revamp an intelligence agency that's obviously flawed, the CIA, okay? But remember, M16 in Britain said the same thing. Putin's people in Russia said the same thing, and so did Mubarak's intelligence agency in Egypt. Well, did this make it all right? No, it doesn't make it right. That the intelligence across the board makes it all right? It doesn't make it right. The mistakes are made. I'm very concerned about people like yourself who don't have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. No, I'm sorry. Honest to Christ. No way. No way you're going to get me.
No way that a terrorist who blows up women and children... Do you have children? Yes, I do. It's the same age as yours. No way a terrorist who blows up women and children is going to be called a freedom fighter on my program. I'm not smart enough to debate you point to point on this, but I have the feeling... I have the feeling... We can check that with the cat. I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap. But I don't know... Too bad he had to go there. I thought I was praying. And why does Dave think that? Because he disagrees with him? And he says himself, listen, I know the facts enough to debate you. I mean, it's crap. There you go. That was pretty spirited stuff they were doing. What break are we in? 9.30? Want to do some celebrity birthdays? You should break first. We got a break? Yeah. All right, we'll be back. Don't go anywhere. He's out of his mind. Leave a message. 1053. Mossy Nissan presents Tales of the Titan.
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Unit B75496. Mail N10506. This holiday season 2.5. If you go to this hostel, you will have any girl you want. This Friday, travelers be so far from home. Where are my friends? Coming. We had the director of that film on the show earlier along with Quentin Tarantino, the producer of that film. Hostel in theaters Friday. It's KIOZ San Diego. It's Mikey Show. Welcome back to the program. Let's do some celebrity birthdays. Oh, celebrity birthdays. That's right. Yes. So should I turn that mic up or what? I saw Ron Fu in the hall. He said he's on it. Like yesterday? He said yesterday they fixed it, but I said it's not fixed, so he said he's on it again today. Anyway. All right. Which one's yours? Talk. Hello, hello. What up? What up, what up? Let's start with Diane Cannon. Holy cow. Sean, are you with us? Boston Rob for punches.
I'm going to go on what Eddie said earlier. 61. I will say Diane Cannon is 59. Oh, yes. Eddie. 65. Ashley. 60. She is 69 today. That's all right. I would have said like 30-something. Eight punches. That's all right. Here you go, B-Rizzle. Oh! One, two, three, four. Five, six, seven, eight. Okay. You're not happy about that? You all right? Yeah. Looks like you're going to throw it out. Look at it, yeah. It's a little winded there. There's no diet. I'm not eating nothing, so the nosh is easy. That's right. Not eating nothing. Are you really not eating? Well, half of it's I'm poor, but... Yesterday he ate ham and chicken kebabs. Yeah, ham that my friend gave me. Some ham water.
Did you make up some ham water? Okay. Michael Stipe? I will say he is turning 41. Older. I'll say 48. Austin Rob? 43. Ashley? I'm going to go older. I'm going to say 47. The lead singer of R.E.M. is 46. And our final celebrity birthday is Dave Foley. Austin Rob for punches. I'm going to say 38. Say 36. Eddie? I'm going to go a little older. I'll say 44. Ooh. Ashley? A little older. I'm going to say 47. Dave Foley is 43 today. Five punches for the Rizzle. Nobody got a single one right today. Sorry. Wow. That's, yeah. One. Oh, oh, oh. Two. Ow!
Three, four, five. Happy birthday to all of us. All right, I'm spent. We did it all. Let's get a progress report. If somebody talks when I'm dialing, it throws the phone off. Really? Of course, you're on communication. Sarah? Yes. It's Mikey. Hi, Mikey. Are we sold out yet on the ski trip, or is there some left? There's still some left. Do we know how many? Let me check here for you. You want me to go up front and... No, Rob. It's fine. B-Rob, come on. B-Rob, you don't have to go up there to see how many is left. We've got her on the phone right now. Why would you need to go up there and talk to us? No fraternizing at the workplace. Might take a lot of time to count. She might need a hand or two. There's quite a few left. But you know what? I wanted to ask a question. I was driving to work this morning. She's so cute. And I was wondering when me and Ashley get to get sticky together again in our bathing suits.
I had a question for me, a question for Ashley. Well, I personally say... What are you guys doing Friday? Yeah, we can do it right now. I got plenty of stuff that gets sticky. Hold on. Unless she's scared. No, I... Sarah, please. I should make an annual thing. The annual chocolate fight? The annual chocolate mud fight. For the troops. Of course. How are things with a boyfriend? Um, we're on hair, right? Yes. No. Gotta go up to the front desk to get the real answer? We're doing great. Yeah. I don't believe you. Well, come up here. Let's talk about it. She's so pretty. Yep. You're a sweet girl. Love you guys. I love you. Bye. I mean, I don't love you, like, personally. Revelation. Man, you're a married man. I understand that. You're saying that, you know, as a person, she's a lovely girl. And you love her. I meant it as a figure of speech. No. I didn't mean it as in... Very insulting. I didn't mean it as in, I love you. That could take on a different meaning. Is that what you said? Yes, it is. But it was more of a figure of speech than it is a declaration of... I'm confused.
is a strong word. You should probably rethink that the time I choose to say that. As some people may take it the wrong way. My wife, for instance. Maybe you guys should have a discussion about it tonight. Oh, wow. Mikey show, hello. Oh, my. That was funny. Hey, uh... If young guys can get Ashley and that other girl to do a semi-annual. He doesn't even care who it is, the other girl. That other girl. As long as it's a girl, can they do that? Yeah, I'll get like 500 Marines that come up there, dude. I'm sure you will. Thank you. Mikey Show. I was calling to see how you can sign up for the ski tickets. Well, they're available until they run out. You've got to come down here to the radio station, 9660 Granite Ridge Drive, and they are on sale now. It costs $200 and, where is it, $280 a person plus taxes. It's based on double occupancy. And let's clarify, I mean, this is a trip with us. Yep. I mean, which is awesome.
Phenomenal. And let's multi-clarify. It's three nights and two lift tickets. You have to be 18? Let's multi-multi- qualify. Two lift tickets and three night stay plus food and beverage. Shut up. That is the hugest deal ever. God. Can you let Mikey do his job? No, but I'm just multi-clarifying. Just shut up. Clarity. How old are you? You have to be 18. How old are you? Well, I'm 32, but I'm going to bring my daughter who's 15. Yeah, I don't know. Well, there's people on the show here in their 30s. I mean, if somebody says 32, you don't have to. Thank you for throwing that water bottle. You deserve it. Oh, my God. You live that long? You mean people actually get to be that age? No, she just sounds like that. That's what they do with technology these days. They let you call from the senior center? Whatever. Come down, get a ticket, get one for your daughter, too.
Thanks. I actually don't know how old you have to be. I don't know because it may be alcohol involved. I don't know. I would call and ask. Talk to Sarah, who I don't love. Wow. Who I like a lot. She's a nice person. Oh, criminy. Mikey Show. This is T1 Doughboy, and I want to know when I can make biscuits with Ashley's crotch. One of the more ridiculous questions anybody's ever asked on the air ever. What? There's a ridiculous question you should be. That is awesome. I think I might have been the only one that got that. No, I got it. And it's all your fault, too. No, it's awesome. It's totally your fault. Oh, Eddie, I just got that. It should be bread, not Mikey Show. Hey, I've got a comment about Quentin Tarantino. Go ahead. Did you guys give that guy like 10 cups of coffee in the morning? That's him, man. That's how he is. We've had him on before, and he is always like these, always on. I mean, it was before 7. I know it.
That's the way that guy is. Mikey Show. Hey, is Mikey there? Yep, you're on the air. Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Forest. I was wondering if you ever thought about doing like a P1 fishing trip. That's actually, we've thought of a lot of different things to do with P1s. We never thought of that. Well, you guys like, you guys doing that little fishing trip? Actually, that's not a bad idea. That's different. I've never heard of it being done. Catch and release. Well, not a catch and release, no. Yeah, it's a good idea, dude. It's a good idea. We'll toss it around. Okay. Thank you very much. Thank you. And if you ever do it, I'd gladly... I got you. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, it's P1 Nick. I just wanted to plug your mammoth trip. Go ahead. I just got back last night. There's an amazing amount of snow up there. It dumped for like four days straight, and there's tons of powder. There you go. There you go, Mikey. Powder. You guys mind if I pimp the CD? I don't mind. I don't mind. Best of the Mikey Show CD, pretty sure, is available right now for $14.99 at MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And portions of the show's proceeds to benefit a charity. And you should get the CD. It's a fabulous CD. There's 11 cuts on there. They're all hysterical. And you'll love it. Get it before it sells out. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home.
Hey, Mikey, just see you on Strauss. I love you, man. Thank you, bro. Eddie, where are you going to be tonight? Hootas. Hootas in Oceanside from 7 to 8.45. Going to be giving away a trip to the Hooters' new casino in Las Vegas. Sounds like a good time. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. She's got big hair Wednesday. It is Wednesday. Glam rock on the Afternoon Delight. Enjoy the rest of your day. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out. Thanks.