The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/11/06
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Daily Audio 2006KIOZRock 105.3
hump daypuss rock jukeboxgenius/media relationsex‑girlfriend communicationdance fantasycelebrity birthdaysjetblue praisesouthwest boardingpuss rockgeniusexesdance
The show opened with Mikey and Skye debating whether "Hump Day" refers to a sexual act, clarifying it just means being over the week's midpoint. Later, Mikey launched the Puss Rock Jukebox game, where callers like Noel and James tried to sing along to clipped 80s/90s tracks. A heated exchange followed with station manager Genius, whom Mikey accused of omitting the Mikey Show from TV interviews after Howard Stern's departure, while Genius denied the claim and defended his billboard stance. The program wrapped up with listener Jessica's email about her boyfriend contacting his ex, sparking a lively debate on trust, Ashley's on‑air dance fantasy that turned into a goofy live attempt, and birthday shout‑outs that ended with playful punches and jokes about celebrity ages.
What happened, in order
Hump Day Confusion
Mikey and Skye argue over whether "Hump Day" implies a sexual act, ultimately agreeing it just means being over the week's midpoint.
Puss Rock Jukebox Launch
Mikey explains the game where callers must sing along to clipped wussy 80s/90s song clips after the music stops.
Genius TV Omission
Mikey accuses station manager Genius of deliberately leaving the Mikey Show out of TV interviews after Howard Stern moved to satellite radio.
Ex-Girlfriend Email Dilemma
Listener Jessica writes in upset that her boyfriend emails his ex, sparking a debate on whether contacting exes is acceptable in a relationship.
Ashley's Dance Vision
Ashley describes a vivid fantasy of her and Skye performing a sexy dance routine after a weight‑loss contest.
Live Dance-Off Attempt
Ashley and Skye try to perform the envisioned dance on air, leading to comedic commentary and playful banter.
JetBlue Praise
Caller Josh lauds JetBlue's amenities and contrasts it with Southwest's cattle‑call boarding process.
Celebrity Birthday Punches
The crew celebrates Naomi Judd's birthday with playful punches and jokes about age guesses for various celebrities.
People mentioned
MikeySkyeEddieGeniusJessicaAshleyJoshJennaAndoBeanerNaomi JuddBoston RobSeanAmanda Peet
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Welcome back to the show. It is a Mikey show. Today's Wednesday? Holy cow. That snuck up on us. It's 6.56. Today we're going to see high temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Point Loma's 47 right now. Miramar's 43 degrees. A USC running back has entered the NFL draft. Well, it's not Reggie Bush, but it's Lindell White. He's going to be turning pro after his junior year. Hey, for those of you that are new to the Mikey show, you know, Wednesday, traditionally called Hump Day. Sky used to think that was the day that people made love. Why are you flipping me off? What is that for? Why would you flip me off, Skye? I think we cleared this subject up about five years ago. We did. First of all, it wasn't five years ago. I don't know why we need to return to it every Wednesday. It wasn't five years ago. Truth of the matter is, we were live in the San Diego studios when you learned what its true meaning was. Okay, so a year and a half ago. Yes. Truth be told, a year and a half ago. And we're still bringing it up. Skye realized that hump day meant...
Ah, you're over the hump in the week. It doesn't mean we are all spontaneously supposed to begin boinking. Well, I just thought it was based on maybe statistics that say people do it. People do it. And so the United States adopted. hump day. Well, I just thought it was a slang term. In reverence of that statistic. To celebrate said statistic. No, excuse me. I thought it was a slang term and I got confused when I saw the lady on the news use it and that's when this all came. You're like, yeah. I'm like, how inappropriate. Yes. Why is that Catholic priest referring to today as hump day? On Thursday, it's bang day. All right, come on, everybody. Come on, let's play some Puss Rock Jukebox. All right, here's how Puss Rock Jukebox works. What we do is we take these real wuss kind of songs, okay? A lot of times they're from the 80s, but it could be from the 90s or whatever. It's just real wussy kind of songs, okay? And we have guys call up, and we see how well they know the song. We play them a little clip of the song, and we abruptly stop the song, and they must take over singing. And if they can do that, they win. What's the prize today, Eddie? We're going to say, how about a pick-em?
You get to pick your prize. We have a variety of prizes, including tickets to go see the movie Hostel, the number one movie in the country. We have Monster Jam tickets. We have a couple things. All right, cool. All right, let's get into Puss Rock Jukebox. 570-1053 is the phone number. P1 Damien. Hey. Are you there? Sure. All right, Damien. Now, hopefully you know this stuff, okay? All right, down. Let's go. All right, I'm going to give you a song, and when it stops, you start. Here we go. Nothing's going to stop us now. Totally needed you, Star. Come on. You're close. You're close. Forever and ever. I mean, give me a break. You've got to know more than that, Damien. All right. That didn't help. Yeah, not at all. P1 Benjamin. Yes. All right. Let's see. Wait a minute. I had the wrong guy. P1 Chris. Yes. All right, Chris, are you ready? I'm ready. All right. I'm going to give you a song, and you have to, when it stops, you start, okay? Okay. All right, here we go.
But you got to sing it, bro. I'm going to do it again. Sing it. Oh, good Lord. Not bad. Not bad. I'll give it to you. A for F. Little gay. Yeah. Marginally gay? Yeah. P1 Noel. Just a taste. P1 Noel, are you there? I'm here. All right, I'm going to play your clip. When it stops, you start, okay? All right. Here we go. I knew that a girl like you could ever care for me. That's how you play! Wow! You know how to play Puss Rock Jukebox, dude. You definitely know how to play Puss Rock Jukebox. Good job, Noel. Hang on the line, all right? Hillcrest in the house. That's right. Hillcrest representing. What up, what up? There you go. That's how you play. Shut up, Eddie. That was to-do. That was to-do. That was to-do. Yeah, she spelled it for me. T-O-D-O. To-do. Like the dog. Now, that is to-do.
Like the dog. Like the dog from Wizard of Oz. Oh, yes, like the dog from the Wizard of Oz. Right, because that wasn't Toto. Yeah, that wasn't spelled T-O-T-O. No. That was Toto. That was T-O-D-O. I get it. Oh, boy. P1 James. I'm ready. P1 James. Valley Center. All right, James. I'm going to play a song for you when it stops you start. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. I didn't miss the race. Good job, James. You're a winner. Hang on the line, will you? Wow, he is secure in his masculinity to say, I love that song so much. Did you hear him just say that? Well, listen, the deal is that you've got to be secure in it in order to say, I love that song. You've got to be really secure in it to say, I love that song so much.
Not so much says a lot. P1 Greg. Yo, Mikey. I'm going to give you a song. When it stops, you start, okay? Go for it. If you can sing when it stops, you're a winner. All right. Here we go. I will get you. I will be waiting. You win. And we prove it every morning. Hey, no major problems, just that usual backup in the usual places here this morning. This report's brought to you by Paradise Valley Hospital. Paradise Valley Hospital offers its patients experience, hope, faith, and compassion, which have made them South Bay's most trusted hospital for over 100 years. Paradise Valley Hospital has the skill to heal, the spirit to care. Call 619-470-4PDH or visit www.paradisevalleyhospital.org.
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What do you mean knowledge? I got knowledge. And Ashley. Like, what distracts me is my own brain. It's the Mikey Show. That's a creepy noise. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It is 7-10. Mostly sunny later today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. San Carlos is 39 right now. Del Mar is 45 degrees. After 13 tries, Bruce Suter is finally elected to Baseball's Hall of Fame. A couple of things real quick. Eddie's going to be at the Hootahs in Pacific Beach tonight from 7 to 8.45. So go out and see Eddie at Hootahs. Also, our best of CD is on sale at MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Portions of the proceeds to benefit a charity. And I need to remind you that this is going to come off a week from the 15th. 15th is Sunday. And that's payday for a lot of people. And so we're going to keep it for sale for a week from that. And then it's done. We take it off. It will not be for sale anymore. 11 tracks to some of the most hilarious stuff we've done since coming to Rock 105.3 in the morning time. So if you want to get it, it's available.
We came to Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show came to Rock 105.3 a year and a half ago. Was it a year and a half ago? Yeah. A year and a half ago. Time flies. And we replaced Howard Stern. So Howard Stern went to Satellite Radio. And when he did, all the TV stations, they've been doing stories about this. And so they came here to the Clear Channel Complex. And they talked to a manager upstairs. that we call Genius, which I feel like the relationship that I have had with Genius, I want to say has improved a little bit because we don't, I don't know, there just doesn't seem to be a lot of crap. Well, you guys just don't talk anymore. Yeah. And I saw this, I saw him on the news, and they asked him about replacements. You know, like, who can you listen to now that Howard has gone to Satellite? And he mentioned Dave Shelley and Chainsaw.
Which, you know, I got nothing against Dave Schilling Chainsaw. I think that they're a great show. You know, I think that they're really talented. In fact, I look up to Dave. Dave is a mentor of mine. What I don't understand is missing the opportunity to mention The Mikey Show. Unless, of course, you don't like The Mikey Show personally, and so then you don't mention it on the news. He's a dickhead. But... Eddie, you talked to him yesterday, and we have him on the phone. Genius. Hello? Did you hear what we were saying, or do I need to catch you up? No, I didn't hear anything. Ashley called, put me on hold. We were talking about how you were on the news, and when asked, when given the opportunity to mention shows that listeners could listen to, now that Howard Stern has gone to satellite, you used the opportunity to mention Dave Schelling Chainsaw. And Mikey.
and AJ's Playhouse, and Tony and Chris. Sky, what did I say yesterday that he would say when I asked him about this? You said that he was going to say he did mention it, but it was conveniently edited out, is what you thought his response was going to be. So is that what happened, Genius? You did mention us, but it was conveniently edited out. I did mention you. I'm not sure how convenient or inconvenient it was for them to choose which soundbite to use, but I rattled off a list of many of our... Okay, I saw this, and you didn't rattle off anything. You said Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw. What you saw was, A, I never said Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw on the soundbites that they chose to use. They said Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw. That's not true. It's not true. No, that's not true. I saw it. I did see you mention Dave Shilling Chainsaw. No, you didn't. You didn't see me mention it. You saw me reference various shows. I gave them a long list of all of our programs that we have. That's not true. That's a lie. You're lying. Okay, I'm lying. Okay, I'm sorry, but you are. Can you quote him exactly from what you saw? Can you remember? They asked him, you know, and what they do is they edit.
them saying it so that you don't hear their question and you see him answer by saying, yes, Dave Shelly and Chainsaw. I am never quoted as saying Dave Shelly and Chainsaw or anyone. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's like we don't have anything to talk about. He's going to deny saying it. You know what I mean? Yes, I did say to them on camera, Dave Shelly and Chainsaw and Mikey Show and Jeff and Jer and AJ's Playhouse and Tony and Chris and every... one that we had. They didn't use any of me saying any of our shows. They said Dave Shelley and Chainsaw and played a clip of their TV commercial. I don't understand you not taking the opportunity to talk. I mean, I know you have to be, I guess, politically correct and talk about all the shows, but why not specifically talk about our show being that we're the ones that replaced Howard? Because Howard draws from many different people. So do we. Yeah. I mean, wouldn't... I mean, you would think that you would, you know, like, the point was made yesterday, and this is a great point. You would think that you would focus on the Mikey show, being that that's the show that replaced Howard Stern for this company. You know what? You would also think, for once, I wouldn't get hassled for putting you guys second on my list of shows to listen to. Second? Why? Second. Great. Then the Mikey show, you would think I wouldn't get hassled because I approved marketing.
expenditures to put the billboard campaign up. You want to talk about that, dude? You didn't want to do that. You didn't want to do that. Mikey, this is exactly why you will never be first on my list. Oh, my God. Offer shows that people might want to listen to because when I try to do the right thing, you twist it your little insecure pet mind. You know how insulting that is? You know what? Genius, genius, genius. I don't want to say this person's name, but I know people over at KUSI. And I know for a fact that they asked to interview me and you said no. And that you wanted to be the one interviewed. The company has a policy that they do not want talent to talk directly to TV.
I just talked to the Union Tribune. Oh, boy. Can I ask you something else? No, no, no. Why is it that on this interview, we're seeing the new genius? What happened to the suit? What happened to the suit? Because I know somebody else that says that you have a change of clothing when you're going to be interviewed. And it's like, you know, cool. Just hip wear. Yeah, hip genius. Oh, my God. Is that true? Let me ask you a question. Go ahead. You don't want to answer. You don't want to answer that? That's classic. There is like, he's got, wait a minute. He's got like an interview closet.
And if they're going to come over and interview, he goes into the interview closet and he takes off, like, because he doesn't want to look stuffy. He doesn't want to portray himself as being stuffy. So he takes that off and he puts on, like, the cool guy. You know, I'm young, hip genius for the interview. Is that true? So why the hassle whenever I listen to one of our shows? Say again? One of our shows. Why are you hassling me? Why am I getting such grief from you when I've approved a billboard campaign? Begrudgingly, you didn't want to approve that. That came from above you. I approved it. Because you had to. You didn't want to do it. Why don't you admit to the listeners? Admit to the listeners. Admit to the listeners. You didn't want to do that. You're saying it right now as if you wanted to, like you're doing us a favor. Like, wait, I was so cool. I approved this for you. Give me a break, dude. You didn't want to do it. Give me a break. Let me just ask you, Mikey. What would Jesus do in this situation? Oh. Unbelievable, man. Pull the Jesus card. You don't want to bring up my alcoholism? Well, he did drink wine. Man.
What is the matter with you? Listen, that's who the guy is. So what would Jesus do? I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to be honest with you. First of all, Jesus would do something different based on the interview. If it was a hip interview, he would go to the Jesus hip interview closet. And he would put on the hip shirt so that he looked hip. He would take off his regular Jesus clothes and put on the hip clothes. I think he would be, I think he would listen to the question, accept the answer, have faith in his fellow person. I don't think he would be petty and insecure and nitpicky. I am petty and insecure. That's the difference between you and me, I admit it. Alright, thank you. Whatever. Goodbye. Oh, the best of genius. He's a dickhead. I knew that he would say that. And he did talk about them, and he didn't mention us. And he didn't want the billboards up. He didn't want any billboards of us. He didn't want the Mikey show out there because the Mikey show doesn't pull as much revenue, according to him, as a show like Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw because Dave, Shelley, and Chainsaw appeals to an older audience. We don't. So if you are not 54 years old and you listen to the show, you're worthless to him. Right. Your dollars mean nothing to him. They mean something to me. They mean a great deal to me. I think it's a big deal.
What are you going to do? He said it. I heard it. Then he comes on the air and denies it. No, I never said that. So what? You're crazy? You imagined watching him on TV say something? I guess. Pull the tape. Yeah. I wish we had it, man. I wish I could play it for you. What is this policy that we can't be interviewed? Like, you can't be interviewed about your own job and how I feel. How you feel. I can't comment on how I feel. And the story is about how we're going to satellite. And they want to know about what's happening, how is it affecting the market, and the people that are replacing him. You're the A number one guy that is replacing him. They can't talk to you. They have to talk to genius. Yeah, who knows? He's the expert? He sits in here every day? And by the way, before they do talk to him, let me put on something that doesn't look like, you know. And that shirt was terrible. It was terrible. Sad. Well, that's the deal. That's what we've dealt with the guy. And, I mean, please, with making it sound like, why are we harassing him? Come on. Do us a favor, dude. And then don't go off on this thing like you're doing us a favor by putting the billboards up. You didn't want to put those billboards up. I know for a fact he didn't want to put those billboards up. Ask Shauna.
Shauna said it was pulling teeth trying to get him to agree to do any marketing for the show. Yeah, didn't she have to go over his head or something? Yes. It's like we have to fight to get, you know, a billboard campaign. But we have a station on each side of us in the hallway that's currently running commercials around the clock. But we have to fight to get a billboard? Like, aggravates me. P1 Mo. How's it going? What's up, Mo? Hey, I just wanted to make a comment. What does this genius guy have a problem with your show about? I listen to all the other shows, and once I tuned in to you guys, I think you guys are the funniest show, and I can't get enough of it. Genius's problem with the show is a financial thing. He believes that we don't appeal to an audience that spends any money, which is complete horse poo and not true, first of all. And second of all, what a lame attitude to have about your own listeners. And that's the attitude he has about our listeners. Yeah, he's a genius, all right? Thank you. We got some good stuff coming up here. Man, I got an email I want to read to you. We got so much good stuff coming up. Don't go anywhere. It's a Michael show. You're not what you'd call an overachiever. Under-attainer. Okay.
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You're not doing it for me. You did it for yourself. I clean carpets, man. I clean carpets. So if you want your carpets clean, I'll even do that for you. Please, you don't have to thank me for it. Just know that you're getting the savings. 1-800-777-4AIS is the phone number. You can call them right now as you're listening and save money. Thank you very much, P1 Torpedo. Have a good one, man. Have a good one. Welcome to the turd, everybody. Now back to the Mikey Show. And we're the Turdy Boarding Show. Featuring Mikey. I wear women's underwear. As long as you say I'm handsome, I'm alright. Sky. Journalism at its finest. Sean. To be honest with you, I couldn't be more limp. Boston Rob. Who's that handsome devil? And Ashley. Every day I miss my mouth at least once in the morning. It's the Mikey Show. God, we're animals. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 7.30. Mostly sunny later today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Carlsbad's 47. Right now at the airport, 49 degrees. Another coal mine collapse. Anybody even know about this? We'll talk about it right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Bingo. You're the oracle? Bingo. Here's Eddie. It took 13 tries, but Bruce Suter is finally in baseball's Hall of Fame.
It was a down year for potential nominees, and Suter finally squeaked in. He needs 75% for election, and he got 76%. He's the fourth relief pitcher ever to go into the Hall of Fame and the first never to make a career start. What do you think of that? I don't think he should have got in. I mean, he was a very, very good pitcher in his day, but is that what the Hall of Fame is for very, very good players or for great players? Yeah, like the best ever. Yeah, I mean, so... I think that it was a down year. Guys like Jim Rice, Goose Gossage, Andre Dawson all missed out this year. You know, Suter, if he takes you 13 tries to get in, you're probably not good enough to be in the Hall of Fame. That's just my opinion. Suter says, though, you can't compare relief pitchers to starters. In my opinion, Goose Gossage and Lee Smith are Hall of Famers. If you put us and compare us to starting pitchers, there's no way we'll ever have the innings or the strikeouts. or, you know, the other statistics that starting pitchers have. So you kind of got to compare us against each other. Next year, though, the class is going to be loaded with Tony Gwynn, Cal Ripken, and Mark McGuire on the ballot for the first time. So I'm thinking those guys will be in. Let me ask you this about this weekend. Okay. The playoffs this weekend. Rank for me the eight teams that are left.
From worst to first. Like who do you think, like power rankings. Give me your power, the Oracle's power rankings of the teams that are left. Teams that are left. All right. I would say number eight, I'm going to go with Carolina. No. I'm just, I'm not really sold on their run game against Chicago's defense. Very inconsistent. And if you eliminate Steve Smith, what do you have? Your offense is done. So I'm going to say Carolina number eight. Washington number seven. When your offense only can muster 131 yards, you're not very good. And they're going to need more than that this week against Seattle. So I'd say no. Washington, number seven. Number six, this may surprise some people, I'm going to say Denver. I'm going to put Denver at number six. Why so low? You know, all year long, I keep waiting for the real Jake Plummer to show up. Right. And he hasn't really, but this is a whole different ballgame. There's a lot of pressure in the playoffs. And I'm not sold on Jake Plummer. They got a lot of injuries on defense. You know, Champ Bailey's kind of banked up. I just, I don't know. I'm not really sold on Denver, so I'll put them at number six. Chicago, number five. One word, or two words, Rex Grossman. Yeah. You know, I mean, that game, Chicago against Carolina. I mean, it's going to be a 3-0 ball game. Yeah, because the defense is so good. They're brutal.
The defenses are awesome, and Chicago's offense is just anemic. Right. So I'm going to put Chicago number five. Pittsburgh number four. I love this team, but they're beatable. I mean, they've lost six games in the regular season, so they're beatable. Oh, my. Oh, that sky's input. Okay. No one's going to bless me? Bless you. Oh, yeah, bless you. Bless you. Okay, number three, I will go. The New England Patriots. Really? Oh, my. They're still banged up. You know, their offensive line is really, you know, banged up. Their secondary is banged up. And, you know, they're awesome, though, still. I mean, you know, that's one team I don't want to play in the playoffs. Right. But I think they're still good. And I think they're going to beat Denver this weekend. So I'm going to put New England number three. Number two, Seattle. You know, they deserve it. They've dominated teams this year. You know, if you shut down Sean Alexander, you shut down Seattle, but no team has really been able to do that this year. So it's going to be a tall order, and I think they're going to roll through this next round. And number one is going to be still Indianapolis, by far the best team left in the playoffs. I like it. The Oracle's power rankings. There you go. And that's a look at sports. Okay.
So what do I got to talk about? Yeah, I guess there was another coal mine collapse. This one happened in Kentucky. Killed somebody yesterday, right, Skye? Yeah, just one person. I mean, you know, one's too many. Well, one's too many, but, you know, in contrast to the story a few weeks ago, yeah, I guess this guy was operating a roof. bolting machine when a section of the roof fell on him. Again, this company, just like the previous instance, had received many citations last year, including things of violations not preventing cave-ins. Really sad. Tony Blair, who's the Prime Minister of England, has come out and said that his two oldest kids, Sky, that he used to smack them. Yeah, he has kids who range in age from 22 years old to five years old. Okay. And he was just doing an interview when they asked him, you know, where he stood on that. And he said, yeah, he used to smack his older children. But he's now giving that up and he doesn't do that to his five-year-old.
He says everybody... He wore a patch that helped him to stop. Right. It was an addiction maybe for a while. Yeah, he also says... Smacked your sill. He started wearing that patch. Everybody knows the difference between smacking a kid and abusing a kid. So to him, those are two completely different things. Right. I don't know if smack maybe means spanking in England. I don't know, but when I envisioned... Did he say he would do it on the face? It doesn't really say. He doesn't go into exactly where he would smack. For a while, he'd punch him in the neck, and then he got over that. Wow. You never know. A little strange, if you ask me, but... That's his stand. I guess so. I'm glad he doesn't do that anymore. People Magazine says Brad and Angelina are pregnant. Lindsay Lohan denies bulimia. Right? Yes, that's what she says. She says she's appalled. She's appalled by the Vanity Fair article that claims that she is bulimic. She's saying that the words she gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued. They were lies and they changed her words. She just threw up a little bit is what she said, right? Now Vanity Fair comes back to that saying that they tapered.
They tape recorded every word of the interview and would be more than happy to play that back for Lindsay Lohan if she forgot what she said. Sweet. But Lindsay is appalled at Vanity Fair. But at the same time, not denying the part about her drug use. You want to know? Just the bulimia. Let me tell you, this is how stupid she is. Okay. If she had let it go. it would have gone away. We would chew it up and we'd be like frenzied sharks around it for a while. I mean, I think we were almost over it. I was. It was like, oh yeah, okay, we all knew it anyway. Okay, whatever, we're over it. Right. Now, now we want to feed on it forever. Now we want to never let it go. Now she's bulimic and a liar. Yes. Awesome. Bulimia. There is a proper way to say it. Sean found that pronunciation on a pronunciation website that you type in the word, it'll say it for you. Bulimia. There it is. For those of you that thought it might be bulimia. Bulimia. Bulimia. Bulimia. Bulimia. Bulimia.
Bulimia. Or bilimia. Or todo. Shut up. Or perhaps water. Water. That cures bulimia, son. Yeah. Shut up. I mean bulimia, sorry. Bulimia. Mikey Show. Hello? Yes, hello. You're on the air. Hey, this is P-Wong calling. What's up? Hey, I wanted to set the record straight about the whole smack and spank thing. Go ahead. In England, smacking does mean spanking. Oh, good. Oh, really? That makes me feel a little bit better about that. Because I was wondering, how could he just come out and say that, and you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm English, so yeah, there's a big difference between smacking your kid in England and smacking your kid here. Oh, yeah, no, I recognize that Cockney accent as soon as you started speaking. Yeah, it's hard to understand this guy almost. Yeah, I've been living here for a while, so. Did you used to have an accent and you lost it? Yeah, when I was seven, I'm 22 now, so. Ah. I've been gone for a while. Where did you live when you lived there? I lived just outside of London. Have you been back since? Oh, yeah. I was back two years ago. I want to go there really bad. Yeah, it's really nice. All right, thank you. All right, thanks. It's real expensive, they say. Really? It's like Manhattan, man, to live there in London. It's really, really expensive. Dave Grohl and his wife are expecting their first kid. Aw.
It's nice, yeah. I guess it had been like in the whole Foo Fighter, whatever culture, you know, the groupies, the people who are on the Foo Fighter chat rooms and stuff. They've been talking about these rumors forever, but Dave Grohl's spokesperson confirmed it yesterday, and the baby's due sometime in March. Really? Yeah, so I guess she's pretty prego. Been pregnant for a while. Yeah. Did you guys know that the Rose Bowl was the most watched college football game in the last 15 years? Wow. How many people watched it? 36 million. Oh, my. Yeah, they say that the Rose Bowl game actually pushed ABC into the first place spot for the weekly ratings. And up until that week with the Rose Bowl game, CBS had one every other week in the season up until that. But the Rose Bowl gave ABC that push to first place. They didn't disappoint either. It's amazing. That game did not disappoint. In fact, if you like, you can download it on iTunes. No way. You can download the playoff games that ABC had on, on iTunes, which I think is pretty cool. Do they have a lot of sporting events on iTunes or is it just like recent things? Four bowl games. They had four bowl games when I checked it out. And is that something you would do? Yeah, I actually thought about the usage of it and I thought, you know, if I'm sitting in an airport and I got my iPod with me, I would like to relive that Rose Bowl. It was really a good game.
Sky is looking at me blankly. Like, why would you possibly, possibly do that? I have confusion. Because anytime I've ever suggested to my husband that, like, hey, let's TiVo the game, go do something, and then you can come back and watch it. He's not having it. He's offended by the suggestion. How dare I? I'll tell you the difference. This is more of a nostalgic thing. It's not about seeing the game. I don't like taping stuff either. I don't like taping sporting events. So you have to watch it in real time. Yes. But then after you watch it all the way through, you can then comfortably enjoy it again. Yes, you enjoy it. And that's different for me. You enjoy it again in a nostalgic kind of way. Like, yeah, this was fun. I want to relive this. I want to see those great plays again. So why do you have to watch it live? Because there's something about the world already knowing the outcome. You know? Were you scared someone's going to run up to you in the supermarket and scream out the score? It's happened. Oh, shut up. I'm not, listen, not at the supermarket. Come on. It hasn't happened at the supermarket, but I have, listen, I have friends that I will call on the telephone during certain parts of the season and they will answer the phone by saying, don't tell me the score of blah, blah, blah. Oh, definitely. And that's how they answer the phone. Don't tell me the score. Don't tell me what happened in the race. Don't tell me what happened in the score.
Right. And my answer to them usually is, you're a jackass. You're taping it? I have to. I have to tape it. Because they're doing something and they have to tape it. Why is that different than any other show? You know, like we taped Arrested Development the other night and you came in here and wanted to talk to us. And we're like, don't tell us. Don't tell us. We taped it. Arrested Development is something that writers sit down and put together. A sporting event is a spontaneous... It's all unpredictable. It's a live event. It's a live, unpredictable event. And you want to see... It's something that's meant to be watched live. Yes. I don't see the difference at all. Oh, boy. Mikey Show. Hello. Yeah, go ahead. I just wanted to comment on that I agree with the whole taping of the sports show. I have a DVR myself, and I don't... I try to watch it live because it's so much better. You never know one of your buddies is going to come up and say, oh, did you see so-and-so win? And you're like, ah, crap. It could be so easy. It's one of those things where there's one outcome. And it's so easy for it to be over for you. Oh, God. Exactly. And you know, if you're taping another game, you've got the doubleheader or something like that on, you're watching one game on one channel, taping the other one, or recording it, then you've got to be careful in commercials that they don't show a hot one.
In a sporting event, every live circumstance creates the final outcome. It's a part of the final outcome. Everything that's happening. And so, to watch it later, after it's already been determined what the outcome is, is just ridiculous. Even though you don't know the outcome. I don't see how it's different at all. It's part of the adrenaline. You're on edge. You can do it. So the adrenaline wouldn't be there if you were watching it TVO'd? No. It would be, but there's a part in the back of your mind that's like, you know, this has already happened. For me, it wouldn't even be there. It's like, this happened yesterday. My friends have already celebrated, gone to bed, had a meal. There's no excitement to it. Yeah, it's like over. Yeah. Mikey Show. Yeah, this is P1 Subway, and I demand a beating song. Nah, we're not worthy of it, sir. Mikey Show, hello. Thank you, Mike. Hi, I wanted to comment on the TV watching of the sport. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, what I wanted to say was, I mean, I'm from New England, and I mean, even some things such as, like, wearing a jersey or a hat or something, like, you won't want to do it. And I don't know, I'm one of the people that kind of thinks, like, you know, I can hopefully help the game or something.
Sounds crazy. Yeah, your support will somehow encourage the outcome of the game. Absolutely, absolutely. So you watching it live will actually change the game. Maybe, maybe. Okay. Colin Farrell, you guys remember the sex tape talk with Colin Farrell? Yeah. Apparently, it got out on the internet. That's what they're saying. that it got out there. Yeah, I read that, that yesterday it ended up on a website, but what had happened is since, you know, this tape was in the hands of Colin Farrell's ex-girlfriend, a former Playboy playmate, and he got word that she was going to start trying to sell it and market it. So at that point, it went to court, and a judge put a court order on it blocking the release of the tape until they could figure out who owns this tape. So that's where it currently is. There's a court order blocking this tape. And somehow yesterday, it started showing up on websites everywhere. And I guess, you know, within a few hours, those websites were shut down. This is an investigative journalist for CNN explaining how it might have happened. Cut 20.
Let me quickly explain what happened last July in L.A. Superior Court. Judge says no one who's named in this lawsuit shall release this tape. That includes a company called ICG, which has a website called malecelebrities.com. That includes a certain broker who wanted to peddle the tape. And that, of course, included the woman who had sex with Colin Farrell. All right, so be it. But guess what? It ended up on the Internet anyway. Now, here's the deal. Here's the big mystery. It's the whodunit. spoke with the company, they said, hey, we didn't do it. It's not in our interest to do it. We wanted to make tons, millions of money when it was legitimate to do it. Nicole didn't do it because we're paying her money right now to promise to give it to us later. So who released the tape? Remember, by law, if it just happened to drop in someone else's hands who isn't in that lawsuit and they put it on the Internet, they are not liable. So this remains a mystery tonight. Eddie, are you interested? No. And seeing that? No. That's what I was going to say. I don't think that the interest is... If it's a chick, sex tape, I'm in. If it's a female Hollywood celebrity, I think that's where the, you know, men are the big consumers of pornography. But, you know, I just, I don't really know that, see the interest. Even if it's a playboy playmate, he's like a really hot chick he's having sex with, that still doesn't... I mean, you can see that anywhere on the internet. I mean, there's plenty of hot chicks having sex. I've always thought that the interest in the celebrity deal...
was that it's, you know, when it's a female celebrity. But I don't know, Skye. Are you interested in seeing Colin Farrell nude, that kind of deal? I wouldn't think so. Well, who are you talking to? Don't talk to me. I am. Of course. Ask the little one over there. In a heartbeat. Yes. Absolutely. All right. We've got to take a break. Great stuff still on the way for you. I've got to read you this email. And a lot more of your phone calls will be welcome on this email. We'll do this in just a second. It's a Mikey show. He may be short... 2,000 vehicles from San Diego's best dealers. Must be sold. Cars, trucks, vans, SUVs. Make us any offer. Trade-ins welcome. Pay four or nine. Friday, noon till nine. Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, nine till nine. All vehicles are clearly marked in price to get financing available. Butch. Set sale at Qualcomm Stadia. Four days only. 2,000 cars. Parking and admission are free. Sale starts this Friday at noon. You can do anything and go anywhere in life.
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Back to the show. It is 7.53. Today we're going to see high temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Carmel Mountain's 48 right now in La Jolla. It's 46 degrees. Reggie Bush won't be the only USC running back on pro. Lindell White's declaring for the draft. Big thing today. They're talking. They're saying it's official at Pitt. Angelina Jolie is going to have a baby. We have a kid. This guy was talking about last week how Angelina Jolie called Jennifer Aniston on the phone to try to make sure that she... knew from her first before hearing it from a third person or whatever right wanted to make you know because she didn't want there to be like a bad karma situation right so she was trying to make it okay and if you're jennifer aniston what do you say to that yeah what is your motivation to make it better for her right like how do you respond because i think we all agree in our gut we would want to be like f you be right hang up right right but how do you gracefully like accept that information you say You know what? If this phone call makes you feel better, that's great. If you can sleep at night now. Yeah. Knowing that you have wrecked my family. Right. My home. Having the baby I'm supposed to be having. Right. But, hey, good for you. Yeah. Congrats. Maybe if it's a girl, you can name it Jennifer. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. Like they would choose a name like that. Like Angelina's going to have a baby named Jennifer.
This has to be some wacky name or something. Maybe she can name her Aniston. This is Akita. Will be the new. Go with Zahara. And Maddox. Maddox. All right, so listen to this email we got. It says, Dear Mikey, just wanted to say that I got your best FCD and it's awesome. But I do have a problem with my boyfriend that I'm dealing with right now that I wanted to get your take on. I'm really upset with him because I just found out that he has been communicating with his ex-girlfriend. Nothing shady is going on. other than they are apparently still having a friendship. We have been together for four years, but I'm not sure why this bothers me so much, but it does. They talk on email every couple of weeks or so. And I asked him if they ever talk on the phone, and he says, once in a while. Should this bother me as much as it does? My feeling is he has moved on in his life, and he should leave the relationship in the past. But I could be wrong.
What do you guys think signed P1 Jessica in Mission Valley? I really set in stone feelings on this. I wanted to have a relationship like that with an ex-girlfriend of mine, and my wife was uncomfortable with it. And my decision was to end that relationship as to not hurt my wife. Because if it bothers her, that's all I need to hear. If it bugs her, then, you know, I don't want to... That's her feeling. I'm not going to change her mind. I'm not going to say, well, I don't think that that's right that you feel that way. I'm going to continue this relationship. Deal with your feelings. Now, is that with one particular ex or all exes in general? It was definitely with this one particular, but we discussed it and it would be a feeling of exes in general. And she gives me the same, you know, sort of respect. Because that's, you know, she sees this as a respect thing and I agree with her. So she gives me the same respect. She's not, you know, talking to her ex-boyfriends either. And the truth is, is that if she was, it wouldn't bother me. But that's how I feel. And so I have to respect how she feels. If this bothers this girl Jessica in Mission Valley, in my opinion, this guy should drop talking to the ex. You know, you got to make a decision on which one is more important to you.
Eddie, what do you think? My feelings on this issue have changed. In the past, I've always kind of kept friendships with my exes. I've never broken up on bad terms with any girlfriend I've ever had. And so because of that, I've always maintained some sort of communication or friendship with them. going to marry, I feel differently about it being that I wouldn't want her communicating with any exes because it makes me feel uncomfortable. With that, I don't think I will either. We haven't really discussed it, but I don't think it would be right. Is this the first time that you have felt that way about a girlfriend talking to their exes? Yes. Yes. Normally, I wouldn't care. Is it a situation where you can relate now? Now you go, I could see how somebody would feel better. Yeah, because it would bother me. And if it bothers me, I don't want to do anything that would, you know. Bother somebody else. Bother somebody else. Sky. Like, I understand if, you know.
If somebody is really upset and this, you know, really means a lot to them, like, say, in your case, Mikey, you know, it was an issue. And it seemed like, you know, your wife's feelings were, you know, she didn't want it, you know. And I totally respect what you guys are doing there. But I wish I knew more about this email, this one we're talking about, because it's like, okay, she said in the email they've been together for four years. So you would hope by this point she would be secure in trusting her man. And if it's just kind of emails here and there to... catch up and it's not like they're hanging out every week and it's not like there's something shady going on. I don't really see the harm in it. If you're going to be with someone in the long term, you have to trust them. And that's where I'm at. But don't you go, yeah, you would hope that there would be secure enough, blah, blah, blah. Right. But if she's not, if the case is she's not, do you then go, well, it's her problem then. Onus is on her. Insecure girl. Sorry. I mean, like a little bit. Like if it's, like I said, just a total innocent situation where they've known each other for a long time and they're just kind of catching up like an email once a month or every other week. Like, I don't see the harm in that. And if this woman is that insecure that she can't handle it, then that's not very good for their relationship down the line. To me, that's a sign right there. Sean, what do you think? Yeah, I see the same thing that Sky sees. I see that...
This could be an even bigger problem as their relationship develops. If she doesn't have this sort of fundamental trust right now, it's just going to get worse. I don't know that she's saying that. She said she knows there's nothing shady going on. It just makes her feel uncomfortable. feel uncomfortable, shouldn't you respect the person you're with's feelings? You should respect that, but if your lady is going to be uncomfortable every time you talk to a woman, then that's going to be a problem. That's a different story. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I wish I knew more. Is this like an email every month sending pictures of her new kids and her new husband, or is this something where they're talking every single day? That would make a difference to me. But if you do that... You know, and you and Sean have the same opinion of this. I've got to say to you and Sean, then you guys are sort of projecting how you would feel about it on her. Like you're making a distinction. You're saying, oh, hey, if she's sending pictures of her kids and her new husband, it's okay by sky. But if Jessica is even hurt by that, shouldn't that be the end of the story?
Like, I mean, it should be. You should never intentionally continue hurting your loved one's feelings. But at the same time, if your loved one is going to be hurt every step of the way, if you can't do anything without hurting your loved one, then that's, you know, that's like Sean said. I'm telling down the line that could be a big problem. P1 Ando. Talk to me. Ando, you talk to me. First of all, tell me what a P1 is. A P1 is somebody who gets straight to the point and doesn't cuss on the radio. That's right. And I personally think the man is cheating on the old lady. Why? It's his ex-girlfriend. I mean, obviously he's been intimate with her. And now, you know, he's contacting her via email. Just gonna kindle old sparks and create new flames, if you know what I mean. Come on. Isn't it possible that... Eddie just said that he maintained friendships with girls that he doesn't date anymore. The relationship didn't work out in a romantic sense, but that doesn't mean that there couldn't be a friend relationship. Okay, well, that's fine, but obviously it's bothering his girlfriend currently. Well, that's a whole other story. Ando, that's a whole other story. You said you believe that the guy is cheating. And I'm asking you, isn't it possible that...
They didn't work out in a romantic sense, but they do work out in a friendly way. Well, I mean, possibly. I believe that would be a pretty slim chance, though. Especially living in Southern California where, you know, everyone's freaking yoked out and tan and good looking, you know? Not everybody. I see what you're saying. It's not like we're living in Arkansas or anything, you know? People are good looking in Southern California. Lots of fish in the sea here, Bob. That's right. He makes, Ando makes a good point. That is the strangest argument I've ever heard. He's saying people are good looking here. So in Southern California, men cannot be friends with women? Is that what Ando's saying? Not when they're tan. Sky needs to go to the high school reunion without her husband again and just go. Oh, man. That's not the issue here, sir. We're not discussing that right now. Hey. Yeah. Whatever. Please. Let's see. P1 Beaner. Hey, I agree on Sky's position on the trust issue, and I think Eddie just needs a little more confidence. Now, what do you mean by that?
Well, you know, you got to trust your girlfriend, and likewise, she needs to trust you, and it's just confidence in the relationship. I absolutely trust my girlfriend. It's a matter of, I think, intimacy. You know, if I have this relationship with my girlfriend... and she had had some sort of relationship with somebody in the past, it makes me a little uncomfortable that they would even communicate. It doesn't mean that you think that she's going to do anything. I don't think she's going to do anything wrong. And see, that's the thing. It's not an issue of trust. It's an issue of feelings. It's an issue of, and I kind of hate to use this word because it sounds a little dramatic, but it's kind of an issue of hurt. thought i was going to screw around she was just hurt by it like what hurt her was that i still had enough energy in me for my ex to continue a relationship she didn't you know she wanted to i think feel that she was she doesn't want to have to she doesn't want to have to think of you and her ever yes which is which is totally normal yeah
And the fact of you still communicating with her makes her have to think about that. Yes. Like, oh, he was with that girl. She never, and with this particular girl, there were sore feelings. Because what would happen in this particular instance was whenever, when Rebecca and I were dating, and when Rebecca and I were not dating, I would hook up with the ex. And that, you know, and I was honest with her about it. And, and she didn't, you know, cause she would ask when we were, when we would get back together, when we were on that break, did you, and I would say, yes, I wouldn't lie to her. And so there was a, just a, it was a sore spot. And I can totally understand that, you know, like I can get where she's coming from a hundred percent. I would feel the exact same way in that situation, but we don't know this is that same situation. Like, does it need to be? Look at Eddie's, where Eddie's coming from. If it was my husband, like, yeah, I probably wouldn't like be jumping for joy or really, you know, enjoy the fact that he's communicating with this woman. But as long as the communication is innocent and it's not like an everyday around the clock thing, like, you know, that's my personal line. That's where I stand. I trust my husband to that point. That's just me. P1 Jenna. Yes. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Hi, I just wanted to comment on this whole communicating with exes issue. I totally agree with you guys. I think it's, you know, if it means that much to the other person, then, you know, out of respect for that person, you should just, you know, stop talking to your ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever the case may be. Have you ever been through anything like this, Jenna? My fiancé, well, we've been engaged for about six months now. I've been with him for two years. We had a little bit of a bout with that. He was communicating with exes, and it just really hurt me, you know? And was it a particular ex that hurt you, or it was various exes? There were various exes. And did you tell him how you felt? I did, absolutely, yeah. Has he stopped communicating with them? As far as I know, as far as I know, yeah. Did he tell you he was going to stop communicating with them? He told me he was going to stop, so I hope so, and I believe those. There you go. Yeah. All right, thank you for the call. Okay, love you guys. Thanks. Love you. That was P1 Jenna. Our phone number is 570-1053. We are talking about an email that we got from P1 Jessica. She said that her boyfriend communicates through, she just found out through email he's communicating with his ex, and it really bothered her.
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It says, Dear Mikey, just wanted to say I got your best of CD. It's awesome, but I have a problem with my boyfriend I'm dealing with right now and wanted your take on it. I'm really upset with him because I just found out he's been communicating with his ex-girlfriend. Nothing shady is going on other than they apparently still have a friendship. We've been together for four years, so I'm not sure why this bothers me so much, but it does. They talk on email every couple of weeks or so, and I asked him if they ever talk on the phone, and he says every once in a while, should this bother me as much as it does? My feeling is... He has moved on with his life, and he should leave that relationship in the past. But I could be wrong. What do you guys think, P1 Jessica and Mission Valley? And I said, I don't know, man. I think he got a, I went through something similar with my wife. You know, my wife was upset about somebody I was talking to. I have to respect that. If it hurts her, that's the end of the story. I'm not going to hurt my wife. I'm not going to hurt the person I'm with. Eddie says he's changed his feeling about it. He used to feel the other way, but now he's in a relationship with a girl who he feels is the one. and he wouldn't really want her talking to her exes. It would bother him, so he's changed his mind on it. Sky says it kind of depends on the situation. Situational, right, Sky? Yeah. All right. So 5701053, I'd love to see what people think about this. Line 6 is P1J. Are you there? Yeah, this is P1J. I just wanted to say some good advice here for these three to meet up and have her assess her feelings afterwards on where this is going.
from there make her decision and uh if he's uncomfortable with that then there's you know shenanigans going on it's it's not it's probably not going to be a case of him being uncomfortable it'll probably be a case of jessica still being uncomfortable because i'll be honest with you in this relationship that i was telling you about with my ex that i still had a friendship with my ex that i still had a friendship with she welcomed a relationship with my wife She welcomed meeting her, getting to know her, you know, becoming friends with her as well. And my wife said, I'm not interested. I don't want to know her. I don't think you can in any way compare that situation to this email because the fact that you would go back and hook up with this chick every time you and Rebecca were on a break is like, you know, that... Blows it out of the water. Yeah, exactly. That's like, okay, no way. I don't think it would matter, though. I mean, I know that that makes it worse, but I don't think it would matter. She didn't want to know. Really? My wife didn't want to know my exes. See, I'd be okay with it. She's not interested. If it was a girl that my husband dated for a little while, and it was like nothing big, and there was never any hookups, and it had been years and years, and my husband suggested going on a double date, I would be okay with that. I don't know. Maybe I'm weird. P1 Mike. Yes.
Go ahead. Three real quick points. One is, internet relationships become whatever people think they are in their minds, so it's very easy to move it from a friendship to beyond that. Two, not all spouses and significant others are beat down like Skye, so Skye is right, she doesn't have to worry about hers. And three... What? You don't know just anything, you fool. What about Jennifer last week? You beat down your husband because you had sex with a woman you didn't know about. Excuse me, he never said there was sex. He said she was the last one to see him naked, and I had never heard her name before. What, they were skinny dipping together? Well, first of all, I didn't beat him. They happened to be running around in the sauna at the time, but no shenanigans? He was posing for an art class. Yeah, exactly. She saw him naked, but nothing happened. I did not beat him down. She gave him a physical for football. I did not beat him down. You don't know that, sir. You're just making crap up. What do you mean you heard it? Well, we did have it here on tape. No, I asked. Mike played it for us. Yeah, I played it. Okay, play it again. It's not me beating him down. It's me asking him a question. And you hung up and we're on... Now, hang on a minute. This is so people know. We're playing the newlywed game. Skye, the question was, who's the last person to see you naked? And your husband, Mr. Skye, said somebody named Jennifer.
and when we went into break, you wanted to talk to your husband off the air, and we tape recorded you talking to him off the air. Here is what happened. Is Jennifer a real answer, or were you just saying the most generic female name because you thought that would be the easiest for me to guess? Lie, bunny boo! You know what she wants me to say. Okay, well, you have a great day, then. Bye! It's joking, sir. Me and my husband joke around. We have a sense of humor with each other. It sounded like it. It sounded fun. It sounded like a party. That issue has never been brought up. That was the extent of the conversation about that. Because you trust him. Thank you. But if he started emailing her, you would have no problem with that. Like I said before, if it wasn't like an everyday thing, if they weren't hanging out and talking all the time and it was innocent, I'd be fine. Skye, you're saying it would be okay for him to start email. And I'd be okay like double dating. Like she could, yeah. Because she knows that her husband's over Jennifer, obviously, and been married to her for five years. Like there's nothing to worry about. It's called trust. Thank you, Ashley. You're teaching me, Ashley. Do you want Blaine? Yes. Yes, go ahead, Blaine.
Well, you guys were talking about current relationships, keeping in contact with ex-relationships. My girlfriend still buys her ex gifts for Christmas and still keeps in regular contact with him. And they have been together for like five years, but it still kind of bothers me. And she does it because nobody really ever cared about him. She was the only one that ever really cared for him and stuff. Oh, pleased with that stuff. Oh, I would say that's great. You know what? Become a big sister. Call Big Brother's Big Sister. Become a Big Sister, okay, sweetheart? You got that kind of charity in your heart. There's plenty of work to be done. Let's not start with the guys you used to sleep with. I mean, throw the gauntlet down, bro. You got to tell her how it makes you feel. I have, and I told her that it bothered me, and, you know, it comes to a point where I think I'm being selfish because I don't want to, you know, think that... I want her to think that I want to be the only one in her life, you know? You don't want to hurt her, but you need to tell her how that makes you feel, man. You know what I mean? If it bums you out, you got to let her know. I mean, if my wife was giving her ex-boyfriend presents, I'd be like, honey, come on. We need to do this. You know what I mean? I don't know. I feel you, as they say in the young person's rap community. P1 Sal. Hey, this is P1 Sal.
Just a quick comment. I think what's making her uncomfortable is that it's been four years of communicating back and forth with the ex, and she's just now finding out. No. Good point. Didn't think about that. Well, and we don't know that, do we? She said they've been dating for four years. She just found out they've been communicating. Yeah, but they could have just struck up a friendship again. Yeah, they could have seen each other on MySpace and been like, oh, hey, hey, blah, blah. Could be. That MySpace. The way they do it like that, hey. That's how I knew it. You want Candace? Yeah, I just want to say that I think the girl should ask her boyfriend how he would feel if she was talking to one of her exes. That's a dangerous thing to do, Candice. How old are you? I'm 25 and I'm married. I've been married for nine months. That's a very dangerous thing to do. I would have thought that you were younger than that. I would have thought that that was a younger person's opinion. Why would that be so dangerous? Because you will hear something that maybe you don't want to hear. See, you ask your husband, how would you feel if I did that? The answer could very well be, wouldn't have a problem with it. And where do you go from there? It could be, but I've had the same situation in my relationship before. And my husband immediately dropped the relationship with the ex-girlfriend. Well, there you go. You are crafty. And I asked him, but I knew how my husband would feel about it because he's a very, well, he can be a very jealous man. I see. Because of things that happened to him in the past.
What does he do to show you he's jealous? Well, what did I do? No, what did he do to show you he was jealous? Oh, no, it wasn't me that was talking to the ex. I know, but you said that your husband can be a very jealous guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, he doesn't like it when I talk. He would show it like if I had a friend from Colorado that's, you know, of the opposite sex. He would get a little bit jealous when I talked on the phone with him. You know, he just makes comments and stuff like that. He would make, he doesn't like it when other guys stare at me and stuff like that, which is understandable. That's a respect thing. But he had, in his very first marriage, the woman cheated on him and within like nine months into the thing. So he's kind of, I think that scars a man, you know. Yes, it does. What happens early on like that. Scars are very deep. Yeah, so I'm very understanding of it. And he's, you know, he's a really good man. He's a God-fearing man and everything. And as soon as he knew that I was, you know, even uncomfortable with the situation of him speaking with the ex-girlfriend, he dropped that relationship with her immediately. You're a good woman, Candace. You're a good woman. I like you. Yeah, we like you too, Mikey. That's another thing I just wanted to say real quick is...
My husband and I both listen to you and we're Christians and we're just so thankful that there's someone on the radio out there that keeps it real. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. We'll see you later. P1 Tammy. Yes, P1 Tammy. Go ahead. I think it should be no problem. If you were in a relationship and you were friends and you were together a long time, you should be able to talk to them, find out how they're doing. Even if it hurts the other person? Well, I think that if the other person knew that you were friends with them, why would you cut out friends from your life? I mean... What if it hurt him, though? Let's pretend I'm your new boyfriend, Tammy. Ah, role play. Let's role play, okay? I like this. I am your new boyfriend, okay? Okay. Tell me one of your ex's names. Jeff. I'm sorry? Jeff. So you are friends with Jeff, okay? Okay. And I am your new boyfriend, and things have gone really well. We've been dating about four months. We've just moved in together. Okay. And I say, hey. Tammy, you were gone, and Jeff has left three messages trying to get a hold of you. He's, you know, a couple messages. I just got to tell you, I don't know how I feel about this. I feel kind of weird that, you know, you guys are still real good buddies, you know. We're dating, living together, the whole thing. That would be hard. What would you say to that? I would say maybe he should meet Jeff and find out that we are just friends. Oh, I believe that you're just friends.
And meeting him is not going to convince me that you guys are not more than just friends. I understand that. It just kind of bums me out. It makes me feel bad. Listen to Tammy. You can hear her squirming. She's like, yeah. You put it that way, it kind of sucks. That would be hard, but I would understand if he talked to his ex-girlfriends. I mean, it would be like... See, this is the trap that people fall into. People fall into the it's okay with me trap. You can't fall into the it's okay with me trap because that's fine that it's okay with you. It ain't okay with them. What if you were dating someone? Okay, like I dated Jeff for four years. I've only been with this guy for four months. So Jeff was a friend and part of my life through that whole four years and his family and stuff. You have a decision to make, Tammy, and the decision is will you allow this old relationship to get in the way of the new one?
Clearly, the new one says, it bothers me. It's your choice of moving on, you know, moving forward in your life or continuing to have that, you know. So you can't move forward with old friends still in your life? But it's more than old friends. Well, now at this current point, today is a friend. But you can't erase the past. Yeah, the past happened. The past is the past. But I thought we were living in today. We are. And today I am just friends and I want someone to trust me. Today I'm hurt. I do trust you. I'm hurt. It hurts me. It's not about trust. It's about how I feel. I'm hurting. That would really make me wonder, though, if I wanted to be with somebody who... So you're breaking up with Mikey? Are you breaking up with me, Tammy? No. You guys were so good together. I thought we were pretty happy together. Dump his ass. I thought we were pretty happy together. Yeah, but that would make me wonder, because I wouldn't want to feel like I had to cut people out of my life. Well, I do hate to make you feel that way. I guess you've just made your decision. I think so. I thought we were happy together. Oh, no. I hope you enjoy your life with Jeff. Thank you. All right. It's so crazy, like, you know, because we've heard this, you know, over, you know, doing this show for so many years. Like, this happens quite a bit. Sure. And when people call in, it's like 50-50. So no wonder people go through this all the time because half the people out there think, you know what, it's okay. It doesn't work. Well, look at it. I mean, Eddie has changed his opinion since the last time we've talked about something like this.
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Mikey Show. It is 835. Today we're going to see high temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Oceanside's 41 right now here in Kearney Mesa. It's 50 degrees. We haven't done celebrity birthdays yet. Eli Roth, the director of the movie Hostel, got some audio of him that I wanted to give to you. It'll be up right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Beagle. You're the oracle? Beagle. Here's Eddie. This sports update is brought to you by Freeway Insurance. Troy Aikman and the late Reggie Weider were among the 15 finalists just announced for the Pro Football Hall of Fame this year. Thurman Thomas and Warren Moon are also first-time eligible guys. The other finalists are linebacker Derek Thomas, the late Derek Thomas, and Harry Carson. Defensive ends Elsie Greenwood and Claude Humphrey. Offensive linemen Russ Grimm, Bob Kuchenberg, and Gary Zimmerman. And wide receivers Michael Irvin and Art Monk. Big names, man. Yeah, lots of big names on there. But, you know, I don't know. I think that... Troy Aikman, Reggie White are no-brainers. Those guys I put in. What about Michael Irvin? That's so hard, man. I don't know. It has nothing to do with his off-the-field stuff. I'm not a believer in that. I like to put great players in there. I think Michael Irvin was very good for his time. Very good. I don't know that he was great. He's right there. He's right at the cusp.
I'd go either way. If you're a Dallas fan, you know it'd be easy. Please, no brainer. I put Art Monk in before I put Michael Irvin. Oh, of course. Art Monk, for his time, I mean, he was the dominant wide receiver. He had the records forever, yeah. He held the record for receptions for a long time. I put him in, you know, before I put Michael Irvin in. But I think Irvin probably is going to squeak in this time. You got to do what you got to do with some of these players, man. You got to do for them what you know they deserve, man. Every time Michael Irvin went out there, he would put his body on the line, man. You know he would do it. Let me ask you this. If you put Troy Aikman in, why don't you put Michael Irvin in? Yeah, I mean, Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin, these names seem to go together, man. You got to have the triplets. That's right. You got to have the triplets. That's right. There it is. Good Michael Irvin impression. There you go. I like that. It took 13 tries, but Bruce Suter is finally in baseball's Hall of Fame. It was a down year for potential nominees, and Suter finally squeaked in. He needs 75% for election, and he got 76%. He is the fourth relief pitcher to go into the Hall of Fame and the first never to make a start. Suter says he never thought the call would come. I'm not a real emotional guy, but I started crying, and I don't know why. It was just...
It was a call I didn't think I was ever going to get. Jim Rice, Goose Gossage, and Andre Dawson all missed out this year. Next year, though, the class is loaded with Tony Gwynn, Cal Ripken, and Mark McGuire all on the ballot for the first time. He's lucky he wasn't on that one. Oh, he wouldn't even. Forget it. He wouldn't even have sniffed it. Yeah. How about that? Quarterback Carson Palmer underwent successful knee surgery to repair two torn ligaments in his knee after this past weekend's playoff loss to the Steelers. Jake Plummer will replace Palmer in the Pro Bowl. That's a little bit of sports. I think we're going to be hearing news about Drew Brees pretty soon, too, because we got that thing that said that there's going to be a press conference with him. Yeah. Like a conference call that people ask him questions, that kind of deal. So, all right. What do I want to tell you about? Eli Roth directed the movie Hostile. And what's the deal, Sky? He was talking about what some of his inspirations were. Yeah, he was on Jimmy Kimmel's show, and they were talking about how he came up with the idea for the movie Hostel. Cut 24.
You saw this story on a website. Yeah, it was Harry Knowles on that website, Ain't It Cool News. We were talking about what's the most disgusting, sickest thing we've seen on the internet. And I was certain it was the two naked Japanese girls vomiting into each other's mouths in a bathtub. I was like, hands up. And he said, no, you want to see something really scary? And he sent me the link to this website where you could go to Thailand and for $10,000 walk into a room and shoot someone in the head. And the site claimed, this is the website claimed, the person you were shooting had willingly signed up for this. I'm sure you'd show up. It's like, you want to do this, right? And so we sat there and we said, is this real? How can this possibly be real? But you had to enter credit card information to get any further. And we're like, okay, well, if these people really kill people, then there's no way in hell I want to give them my credit card information. And then I thought, it doesn't matter if it's real or fake. What matters is that somebody realized that out there, there's some businessman that is just so numb that hookers don't do anything, drugs, strip clubs, money. It has no effect. They're looking for that next thrill. And that struck me as very real. So that's the idea behind the movie. Wow. I guess that's what we're, you know. Sean didn't want to say too much the other day. Sean has seen it. But he didn't want to say too much because he didn't want to kind of blow the ending. Yeah, the guy kind of blew it right there. Yeah, it sounds like Eli Roth, the director of the film, is kind of blowing it a little bit. It sounds like the idea of the movie is that people are paying for the right to be able to torture and maim.
young people in... Where does this take place? Like one of the Slavic nations. I can't remember. Slovenia or something like that. Somebody called in about this the other day and they said, you know, as a Christian, how could somebody call themselves a Christian and go see this? I'm not a Christian. I'm not going to go see it. And I'm not going to go see it mainly because I think it creeps me out. It's just gory to me. I understand where the guy's coming from. I don't think that a lot of Christians are going to see the movie hostile, but you can't draw a judgment on somebody if they do, you know? Right, it doesn't make you a bad Christian if you enjoy horror movies. It's up to each individual. It's up to whatever person wants to do. If you want to do something, you do it. If you don't, you don't. If you're drawn to it, you are. If you're not, you're not. What else we got good, Sky? What am I missing? Well, there were the People's Choice Awards last night, if you want to talk about that at all. Sky loves award shows.
Well, it's that time of year, Mikey. She's a fan of award shows. I do. Especially foreign award shows. I mean, it could be. I don't know how to work, Seth. Out of state, out of country. It could be like the Jubilee G Awards were last night. Whatever. And, you know, as long as celebrities are involved in the Jubilee G Awards. The big one, though, is the Detroit Music Awards. She really likes that one. We've moved past it, Sean. Sky, do you remember that? I'm traumatized by that. How could I not remember? Oh, boy. You don't remember. It was that time. I do remember. It was that time that we were at KSGO in San Jose. Why are you giving me the finger? Because I just told you I remember. There's no need to remind. I don't know. Hang on a second. I'm reading her face. She doesn't remember. Shut up. One day as a news story in San Jose gave us the nominees at the Detroit Music Awards. She loves awards. This is when Kid Rock was really big and Kid Rock was there and he was a big artist on our station and I thought our listeners would care. What are you talking about? The truth, Eddie. That's what I'm talking about. Skye, present us with...
The People's Choice Awards. Well, the People's Choice Awards were last night. There were a few big winners winning multiple awards, including Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Gardner, and Star Wars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith. Now I'm back in. Yeah, they all won multiple awards last night. Star Wars was a favorite movie and favorite... Did you vote? Did you vote? Yes or no? Did you vote to make some of these people a winner? Yes or no? I either voted this year or last year. I think I did vote this year because it was a couple months ago that they started taking the votes. This is my question. Who votes? Like, who's doing... It's online. Actually, did you vote online? Uh-uh. Rob. Come on. Eddie, I don't have to ask. Sean? Uh-uh. Didn't even know what was happening. One out of the six of us has done this in the last couple of years, and her name is Skye. How do you know how to vote? She votes. People's choice. Goes to the website. Who knows? peopleschoiceawards.com, I guess. I don't know. There was like a link for it on, you know. Oh, for goodness sake. On a website that said, oh, vote now for the People's Choice Award. And you jammed on it. I clicked. Clicked on that. And I was trying to talk to you guys about my choices, but you guys were all ignoring me. I wonder what. Yeah.
So, yeah, so those were the big winners. Hard to believe. Any performances or anything? Yeah, you know, Jessica Simpson did her, you know, boots are made for walk-in. You know, George Lopez was there, and he took that opportunity and makes a few cracks, like this one against Nick Lachey, cut one. The producers wanted me to apologize to Nick Lachey for not being here tonight, but we had enough seat fillers. And then they pan the camera to Jessica to get her reaction. What was her reaction? Is she laughing? That makes up for Dukes of Hazzard. He's a dick. Yeah. Well, he tries again, joking about Jennifer Aniston, cut two. Oh, no. Okay, tonight isn't about me, though. I'm here to present the award to one of these three great actors. Jennifer Aniston isn't in this, is he? I'm sure. I don't get it, dude.
and don't get that one. He says... Look for me to start doing quinceañeras this Saturday. Yeah, and 8% of the audience gets that. Yeah. Give me a break, George Lopez. Yeah, he was trying to say three great actresses and then he wanted to double check his list that Jennifer Aniston's not on the list, you know, implying that she's not a great actress. You know, when Chris Rock does that stuff, it's funny because he's funny. He's got, like, funny lines. That's just, like, a poorly written joke. Yeah. Well, he's just trying to insult. Yeah. You can insult people. What is it, a roast? Yeah. I mean, is that what he thinks he's doing? But even roasts, you try to be clever and funny about it. Right. You don't just insult people. Just say, oh, yeah, she's a bad actress. Right. Hey, how about that Terry Scheibel, man? She died. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah. She was a vegetable, man. Yeah. You know, like she couldn't move her arms or legs, you know? Yeah, so Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson got the award for best on-screen matchup. And Wedding Crashers won for the best comedy movie of the year. And Owen Wilson accepted that award. Cut 14.
Thank you very much for this award. I know that we had a great time making this movie, and I'm glad that it seemed to come across and people seemed to enjoy it. We've got some of the people that were crucial to making this happen, including the director here, who I'd like to, let's say a few words, David Dopkin. Thanks, Abby. Most of the credit goes to Owen and Vince, but we want to thank everybody for packing the aisles and laughing with us this summer. We had a really good time. We took a risk making an R-rated movie. It looks like it's trendy now, but at our moment it wasn't. That's really great. Yeah. No, Owen, we want to hear you. We don't want to see the director. And even, you know, that's the thing about awards. This is why I'm not interested in award shows. Okay. Because most of the time when people get up, they don't say anything exciting. Nothing cool. You know?
Hey, thanks for going to see Wedding Crashers. It was a lot of fun making it, and we just really had a good time. Here's the director to say something boring. Is that that? Yeah, that's pretty much all of it. I wish there was performances. Well, there are. There's a few. You want to hear Jessica Simpson singing? Her boots are made for walking? Is she actually singing it or lip-syncing it? I don't know. Let's hear it. Cut 18. Oh, I'm sorry. She's accepting the award. No, I want to hear. Let me hear. And I know that it's because of you guys, all of the fans, who are my number one supporters. And I just love you so much. And you bless my life. And you just make everything that I do so great. I'm not good without you guys. So I really, really appreciate you and all of your support. And of course...
I wouldn't be me if it wasn't for my amazing family. So, of course, I have to take my family. And Willie Nelson, who sang on the song with me, who is my angel. I adore him. Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, who produced the song Amazing People. Get off! Bill Gertz. Already. You know, I have a question for you guys. Go ahead. You know how these stupid celebrities would say... The People's Choice Award means the most to them because it's from the fans. The people. Don't you agree that the People's Choice Awards is kind of like they could give two craps about it? They want the Grammy, the Emmy, the Oscar because that's like big time. We've already voted. We bought the record, okay? That's our vote. We like you. Did you sell a million copies? Great. We like you. Yeah. So who cares? You know who's not up there accepting a People's Choice Award? Scott Stapp. You know why? Because people didn't buy the record. Oh, damn. Whoa! Now that's a good insult. There you go, George. Pay attention to that one. Yeah. You want to know who's not accepting an award? Scott, stop. Not good. Okay, yeah. Anyway, you're gayness. You got AIDS, man. All right. Short and irritating. I mean, we've had it down to here with him. Please welcome to the microphone. Mikey. Four days only. Tensile.
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Paint. Turpentine. Something real strong. You might want to just walk around with diapers under your arms. Maxi pads. Maxi pads. Oh, no. No. Welcome back to the show. It is 8.56. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the high 60s to the mid 70s. Rancho Penasquitos is 62 right now. Downtown, 49 degrees. After 13 tries, Bruce Suter finally elected to Baseball's Hall of Fame. How about that? Yeah. Hey, Ashley. Yeah. Why don't you tell everybody. what you were starting to tell us yesterday that we made you stop because I wanted to hear it on the air. The thing about what your fantasy, what you picture, because we're all doing this Biggest Loser contest. We're all losing weight. We're trying to lose weight. My vision? Yeah, what your vision was. Well, I have this vision because we're all very dedicated to losing weight for the Biggest Loser competition. We're going to be doing it for four months, so I'm really... Pull in for us that, you know, Mikey and Eddie and B-Roll were going to be all buff because Shawnee lives in San Francisco. And me and Skye are going to be all toned. So I was thinking it would be really cool if we had like a P1 breakfast or P1 some type of party. And then there's like a stage. Now this is what's happening in your mind. It's my vision. This is what you envision. I have a vision. Where's the music for her mind? Well, I'm getting there. I have a vision. So all of a sudden, the song Laffy Taffy. Have you guys heard Laffy Taffy?
like Laffy Taffy comes on yeah yeah yeah yeah okay Laffy Taffy comes on and Skye and I come out and we're doing that like wait did you say Skye yes me and Skye are coming out well wait this is your vision though in your vision it's healing Skye and we come out from either side and we're like shaking our butts like kinda to the music like doing the little uh what and we're like our back is to the audience we're wearing short little cute shorts cause we're all toned and our butts are all bouncing and we're like uh and then we turn around and Skye and I have a little choreographed dance to this part uh Right? And we're, like, moving up to the stage, and we're, like, doing our little shake, and, like, Skye's a really good hip-hop dancer, so we'll choreograph, like, the dance. Well, there you go. It's decided. Skye and you will do this Laffy Taffy routine. Excuse me. But then, right about now, right about now, here comes Mikey B-Rob doing his moves, and we all come out, and we're like, uh, and we're all dancing. And then we, like, start the party or something. We party. So we're all like, uh. Celebrating. Yeah, we're all like, uh. Do you see my vision? Wouldn't that be rad? Mikey comes out in all Adidas gear doing windmills. Yeah. Exactly. And he's doing a head spin. We have a big celebration about losing the weight because we're all like, really. We're all buss at the worm. It's my vision. These are the things that are happening in Ashley's head. Skye, what do you think? Are you in? Come on, Skye. I know you've had a similar vision.
Yeah, Sky, I'm sure you had that. You're like, whoa, how weird. I had the same vision. The same vision where we were all like, uh. Yeah. It's such a trip because like in my vision, we were coming out and we were all like, uh. I mean, Sky, you could wear whatever you felt comfortable in, but something that you were like, you know, this is my new, improved, healthy, sexy Sky. Yeah, Sky would feel comfortable in a long trench coat. Well, that wouldn't work. And you shake your booty and you know you're good at that. You're a really good dancer. You know you're good at that. Girl. Girl. Oh, it would be so rad. I don't, I mean, I'm like speechless right now. Like I, I can't even. Really?
What are you speechless about? You're all like, uh. Whenever she has a vision, it always involves me, and I don't know why. And we go out together. We're the female representatives of the show. And, you know, and so that means we should shake our ass for the P1s? Well, we would think of a choreographed cute, like, hip-hop dance. For the troops, guy. It wouldn't be like, shut up. This is what is funny to me about it. Oh, my God. She obviously knows you so well. That she thinks that you would be okay shaking your butt with little short shorts where your cheeks, your toned cheeks are, you know, jibbling out. I mean, we would have a couple glasses of Merlot before. That would loosen Sky a little. And she could choreograph the dance. Are you crazy? She's crazy. Are you crazy? She is crazy. It's like you've just met Sky. It's my vision. Did you just meet her?
Listen, Sky meets Sky. You know who she is? She's uptight. Maybe you should introduce them. Yeah, Sky, I'd like you to meet my friend Ashley. No. Ashley is, you know, very young and bubbly and likes to have a good time. Ashley. I'd like you to meet my very old friend, Skye. She's very conservative, and she's a bit of a wet blanket when it comes to sexuality. But you know what? She can be really fun, and Skye, you used to be a dancer, right? Yeah, when she's completely hammered and stoned. So we would get her a couple glasses of Merlot, and then we would, I mean, the dance would not be, like, crazy. It would be a cute, like, cool, like, hip-hop dance. Skye, I would let you choreograph it, and we'd come out. She loves your ass. Shaking her back to the crowd. Back to the audience. Sounds like it's already choreographed. Well, I mean, I'd work with you on it. Come in here. Show us how it goes. Yeah, how would it go? I'll show you from here. What? Toe touching involved? Turn around. Turn around like you're supposed to. Okay. That's really sexual, though, Ashley. Can you picture her doing that? Okay, Ashley. That's extremely risque. What does she do?
Very cute. Sky, describe what she's doing. Well, she was doing the butt jiggle to the point where right now I was thinking her butt may actually hit buttons on the board and press things. Actually, her uterus may start pressing buttons. And then she turned around and did the whole shoulder shimmy with juggle letters. Meanwhile... You know, one breast was in Chula Vista. The other breast was in Vista. Okay? Yeah. Different parts of the county, those breasts were flying. Skye, I'd like to see this dance. I'll be honest with you. Thank you, Ed. I bet you would. I bet you would. We're not doing it in front of P1s. Come on, Skye. Can you do it? Go over. Can you have Ashley come in here? She'd do it better than me, probably. Come in here. No, I don't need to do. Maybe just kind of work it a little bit. No, I'm good. I'm good. Please. I want to see the kids' vision come true. Awesome! Let's make this happen. Crank your headphones so you can hear the music. Why am I doing this? This is the radio. No one's seeing this. We are. We're describing it to the audience. Well, no, you did a great job of describing it last time. Crank your headphones. But Ashley did it. Yeah, no, but I want to see her vision. The two of you. No! This is just for your two jollies right now. It ain't for my jollies, honey. It ain't for my jollies. It's for my jollies. Come on, Sky. Ratings.
Who sings this anyway? I thought you were this great dancer. Yeah, I thought you... Yeah, Sky. Now you're flipping Eddie off. That's fine. Whoa. You guys are mocking me right now. Mocking you. He said that you were a good dancer. He was just going to... See, when she feels... She is so competitive. No, I'm not. I was just taking it off so Ashley could hear. No, you need to do this. Why do I need to do this? Because it's important. Why is it important? Skye just felt like she got served. She's like, oh, really? I'm not an effing dancer? I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. You know how you feel comfortable, but you just do your little, you've got moves, you know your choreographed moves, and I'll work off of you. I'll go off of you. Yeah, see? You're a way better dancer than me, but let's be honest. Well, I don't, I don't. That is accurate. Come on. Do you think that Ashley's a better dancer than Skye? Absolutely. No way. Are you being serious? I am being serious. She's an amazing dancer. Skye, do you feel that Ashley is a better dancer than you? I appreciate that. I feel we're different dancers.
What do you mean by that? They're insulting. No, no, not at all. She has that whole like kind of... He's more of a slutty dancer. What I do is odd. That's not what I meant. She's got that whole life goes on thing. What? No, I mean she's more like... She's like a dancer with a helmet on. She's like more like... And this isn't meant to be insulting. This is kind of street slang. Something insulting coming. She's more like ghetto hip-hop. And I'm more like... Excuse me, I have a question. What exactly are you trying to say? What exactly are you trying to say? Oh, really? She's more like the ghetto dancer. Is that what you're saying? Oh, so what you're doing is like a white person. You're a white girl hip-hop dancer and she's a black girl hip-hop dancer. Is that what you're trying to say? I didn't say that. She's ghetto. That's like my thing. And you do it very well. You're great at it. You know that ghetto dancing you do? I didn't say that. You know that poor? I said poor, not porn. It's poor. You know that low-income dance you do? You're good at the low-income dancing. I like your low-income, poor-ass PB dancing. Alright?
They call it the section 8 shuffle. That's right. The section 8 shuffle? Yeah. So dumb. A little food stamp flavor? What? Come on, bust it out. Why is this important right now? You don't like to dance? I do like to dance. What's the big deal? Come on. Come on, dance to the Casio keyboard. Yes! Stand up with her and do the dance. It's not a big deal. Why do you have to make everything like this? Why do I have to get up and dance on the radio? Because it's her vision. It's her vision. It's the radio. Have a little fun with her. You're talking about it. She's like your retarded little sister. She wants you to play with her. Yeah. Look at her. She's sad. Come on. All right. I will do this for Ashley. fine. Do you see how she's got to make a point? Everything's got to be a battle. It's to make you guys happy, just so you know. I hope you guys take no enjoyment. Can never just go, okay, let's have some fun. Yeah, exactly. Put the hair down and be like, you know what, guys? Let's do this. This will be a good dance with Ashley. She's going to do it. My God, will you put some deodorant on? Oh, yes. Look at that. Ashley. Let's go.
Oh, man. Are you embarrassed so loud? Ladies and gentlemen, Puddles and Sky. All right, turn around. Can we come out from opposite sides? Eddie, you describe, because I'm not looking at this. Why not? It was a big deal. It could be too sexual. It's not sexual. All right, they're starting. They're busting out. They're moving towards each other, shaking their rumpus rumps. Sky's a good dancer, man. Not really. She's turning around. Now they're facing each other. Shaking it. Can you see that, John? Good when you get into it. Let me tell you something. I thought you were much better at it. Let me tell you something. I've known Sky for years. The only reason she got up to do that was to be like, don't you ever tell me that I'm not a good dancer. in front of P1s. I got no problem with it. In front of P1s, I'll do that. I'm not afraid. You do the same move over and over. No! At least my moves aren't from the 80s. Neither am I. Oh, snap! Breaking off something proper. Yeah. Yeah. You guys have already... You guys know you've already done this.
And when it was done in a competitive situation, there was already a winner. Excuse me. Eddie clearly won. No, we did not ever have a one-on-one dance-off. Never. Never have a one-on-one dance-off. Overrated. That's fine. Well, let's do it then. Whatever. Let's do it. Anytime. I'm down. Anytime. Anytime. Yeah. Can P1s judge? That's fine. I mean, it kind of sucks because the P1s already are, like, kind of against me. See, I don't think that that is correct when it comes to this song. I don't either. They'd vote for you, Scott. The P1s are against me. What do you mean by that? Very defeatist. Well, you know how you guys always, you know, paint me like I'm a beating and I ruin everything. We don't paint you in any way. You are who you are. So you guys didn't create a whole song about how I'm a beating. Well, you are who you are. There's a song about it? Turns out there is a song. Are you playing here right now? This is actually the song. Oh, everybody quiet. I want to hear this. It's called Sky's a Beating. Hello. I would love for you guys to do a dance off. It's fine. Sky would bring it. Maybe we could put money on it or something. Eddie would bring it. Are you kidding me? I believe Eddie would bring it too. No offense, Eddie. No offense. I'm only hurt by that, that you would say that. I look up to Sky's dance partner. You are not only my dance partner, but we've danced.
together before i know and you know and you know you know what the kid can bring with skills and you know what i don't deny the fact that you bring it but i do think in this scenario that sky would bring it even further that's right i will say this i will say this that sky in a when not dancing with a partner maybe she might do a little bit better than me but Well, don't give up. No, no, no. I'll give credit where credit due. She was a dancer. She took dance classes. I don't know how I would look dancing by myself. I've never danced by myself. I always have a partner. Well, why don't you guys do it that way where, you know, you dance together. One of you doesn't move. The other one doesn't move. When he doesn't move, the other one doesn't move. You know what I'm saying. P1 Matt. Go ahead. You're on the air. Eddie. Hey, Eddie. Oh, I did. Oh, God. Speaking of the P1, I would love to see Ashley's vision. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, the vision sounds good. Thank you. But what about a dance-off between Eddie and Skye? I don't know about that one. All right. Well, good thing it said that up on the call screener. Good thing. Would love to see a dance-off. Hold me. P1 Dawn. Yes, sir. Go ahead. I think you have to do this, Mikey.
You've got to have a contest, maybe at a P1 breakfast, and have those two dogs, and if something goes, the loser has to do something at the P1 breakfast after the dad's contest. I like it. And I'll be a judge. I like it. Yeah, like show their boobs. Would you be impartial? I would be impartial. You could be impartial. Yeah, right. I don't know. This is sounding good to me. I think this could be something really big. Awesome! We do a P1 breakfast. that features as its grand finale a dance-off between Skye and Eddie, and we let listeners decide by applause. They just start applauding. Now, how would we pick the music? I think we should have to dance to the same song. Hip-hop! It doesn't matter to me. I can dance to anything. What would you pick, Skye, or would you like time to think about it? Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty good with anything hip-hop, you know. I like that new Ying Yang Twins. That's pretty cool. What is it? I don't know. Pull it up for me, Ashley. I want to hear what it sounds like. Okay. It's going to take a minute, though. All right. Oh, then I can get it quicker than you, huh? Yeah. I don't know what the song's called. But it's called Ying Yang. Twins, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about. Okay, there's Wait, Say I Yay Yay. It might be that. That's one of my faves. Bedroom Boom, Half Time, Naggin', Shake.
Bad? What's happening? Who are these? Salt shaker? None of these sound familiar, Sky? I have no clue what the name is. No, it's... I'm trying to look. I would know if I heard it. No. Oh, perfect. I think you guys should dance still. So, Yin Yang, what are you going to do two years after Whistle Walk? Women always talk about what men do. We'll never tell you... Wait, wait, I got to hear that again. I got to hear that again. What was that? Women are always talking about what men do. Women never talk about what women do. At least till now. Come on. Holy cow. Oh, my God. Chris Brown Run It is a good one. Never had a lick of grade school right there. We always say what men do. What the men do. But we're talking about what men do. Shut up. Dude, it sounded like Sling Blade. The black Sling Blade. Yeah. Women are always talking about what men do. Mm-hmm.
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Not weather. Not weather. Nope. Oh, man. So now the airlines are going to be held responsible for the weather. I don't, I mean, I don't think that's right. I don't either. I mean, if you can't get in there, I understand that. I think most people would understand that, but I don't know. It doesn't say specifically not weather. It just cites what extraordinary circumstances are. They say strikes or security threats. Yeah, that's going to become an issue. But don't you think it sucks, man? Delays? God dang Southwest Airlines has flown two flights on time the whole time I've ever known them. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, it just, it don't happen, man. And I love Southwest. It's all I fly because it's economical to fly them. But I hate the herding me in like a cow. It's like the cattle call. You're in A, B, or C. Yeah, boarding for that group A. Just give me a seat and tell me which one I'm in so that we don't have to do this. It's really, and people are so rude getting in those lines. I just, I hate the new,
ABC line that Southwest does. I hate that. They used to hand you the little boarding pass and you'd get a number. When you got there, that's the number you got. I'm fine with that. But then when they went to the ABC policy, now people, as soon as they get there, they stand in line. And if you don't stand in line like an hour before your flight, even if you're in the B group, you're in the back of the B group, which means you're going to get a crappy seat. And see, dude, I do it because it's already started. Yeah, you have to. You got to do it. You have to. I'll sit there Indian style like a nerd. I never do. I fly Southwest too. How do you do it? I usually get the C group. Almost always the last person on the plane. Yeah, bro, but it don't matter for you. Yeah, but what am I going to get a better seat on the plane? Yeah. If you're an A group. What's a better seat? You're sitting. Sitting up front. I don't like sitting in the back of the plane, man. I don't dig it. I don't like it. You want to know why? Emergency row? No. Let me tell you what my issue is. All the seats are the same, though. I don't get that. Well, my big issue is middle seats. I hate middle seats. When you land.
It takes people an hour and a half to get off a plane, man. Yeah, but you're there already. I know, dude. But you know what? You want off. Especially you when you're flying at Boston. Time you get there, get me off of this thing. But Rob, do you want to sit in the middle seat? When I'm flying, it doesn't matter to me. It doesn't matter if you sit in the middle seat. All the seats, you know what I mean? I'm talking about the physical, actual seats. They're all so uncomfortable. It's like middle or window. Dude, middle is worse. Middle is the worst. You've got two people on the side of you instead of one. That's basically it. Yeah. Either way, I'm sleeping on a stranger's shoulder, so it doesn't matter. He's that guy. I don't care. Whatever. I hate sitting in the back of that plane, though, because that plane lands and they open the door almost immediately. when you land, and it just takes so long. And then people are so, people are so rude, man. What was wrong with handing out the numbers? Why did that not, why did they change that? It did it not, I mean, it was basically first come, first serve, which is fine. It means if I want to get there two hours before to get a good seat, then that's my choice. But, you know, this ABC thing, now with people,
you know, boarding online, you're basically, if you don't do that, you're in the B group no matter what. The thing with Southwest is now, on Southwest, you can now print your boarding pass 24 hours before your flight. Right. So, if you're flying tomorrow morning, if you are flying tomorrow morning on Southwest out of Lindbergh Field at 8 o'clock in the morning, you can print your boarding pass right now. But yeah, he's right, man. You get there, people are sitting in line already. Well, and then the lines, the ABC groups, like all kind of merge into one and then people start looking around like, is this person trying to cut in or are they in the B group? That's the other problem, man. It's so... No definitive lines. Not only that, but then you got the people that when the line is around seats, they sit down and you're like, are you in line? Yeah, I do that. But you can't, you're not in line. You're sitting down. I will sit down if it is, line starts here. And I'm like right by it. I got a problem with that. My suitcase is in front of me. As a lying guy that's got to stand in line, you don't have the right to sit down. Why? You can sit down next to me. I'm moving right in front of you then because you're not in line. You're sitting down. My bag is right there.
Your bag doesn't hold your place in line. How is that making a difference to you? You're in line. You're standing in line. If I stand up, how does that make a difference to you? Have you heard of sitting in line? I'm doing it, jackass. I'm sitting here. Well, first of all, you don't need to call me a name. That's what I'd be saying to you. You don't need to call me a name. Well, you want to fight in the airport. We're fighting in the airport. So you're telling me you've heard the term sitting in line? Have you heard the term standing in line? I'm doing it. Have you heard the term standing in line? No, you win. Guess what? I'm still sitting. Okay, well, then I'm moving in front of you. No, you're not. Yeah, move me. You want to fight in the airport, jackass? I'll fight in the airport. Okay, bring it. And we both get kicked out. Right now, I'm the chick standing behind you guys feeling so uncomfortable watching this all go down. Going, oh God, oh God. And what are you doing? I wish they'd go back to the numbers. Yeah, you're moving in front of both of us. Well, you guys obviously aren't paying attention. You're too busy fighting it out. I don't blame Eddie. I don't blame me. I blame the Southwest. Figure it out. Give us numbers. If I'm number 12 and you're number 13, no issues. What can I do? What's the problem? It doesn't matter if I'm sitting, standing, or whatever. This causes problems. How have they not realized this yet? I mean, I haven't had that particular problem. They don't care. Wow.
I haven't had that particular problem, but I see what you're saying. And here's the other thing, man. Because of what happened on 9-11, you now, if you want to go get yourself a muffin or something, you've got to pick up every single thing you have. And you're sitting there in line, you're standing there in line to get your muffin. And everybody's got all their stupid carry-on junk all around them. You're trying to maneuver in between small spaces. The airport is a nightmare, and it's because of this stuff. Everybody has an opinion now. Fortunately, you can get on the Southwest fight, and then the flight attendant will ease your frustration with their witty humor. Yeah, their humor. Their witty humor, and their singing, and just cheer you right back up. P1 Josh. Nice. Hey, guys, it's P1 Josh. Go ahead. I just wanted to ask you guys, have you ever flown on JetBlue? Oh. Oh, come on now. Oh. Come on now. You mean the Cadillac of airlines? Now you're speaking the words I like to be spoken to when I'm spoken to in English. Wait, what? This is the right call. JetBlue Airlines. JetBlue is so cool. Let me tell you something. I wish they were a sponsor of the Mikey show. Russell, up in sales, get JetBlue on the show. They're the best.
I love JetBlue so much. Eddie and I are going to the draft in April. Do you know how much it costs to fly direct from San Diego to New York and back again with, by the way, DirecTV in the seats and you can watch anything you want? How much? $250. What? Who the hell do you think you are? Round trip. Go ahead. Go ahead. You're on the air. It cost me $199 to fly to D.C. and back. And, you know, they've got airlines saying they're going to start charging for food, and JetBlue brings you a huge basket of snacks. You get to pick whatever you want, free drinks all the time. Stop it. Let me tell you something. JetBlue is a revolution. It is a revolution in air travel. When Eddie and I flew to New York last year for the draft, When the flight ended, we didn't want to get off the plane because we were watching ESPN stuff on the draft as we were getting there. And they keep that TV on right up until you land. And they've got GPS on there. If you want, you could stick it on that channel and watch your progress in the air. And when we see DirecTV, we mean everything. We were watching Food Network. We were watching Bravo. Remember when we watched on the way back? We watched Intervention on the way back on A&E.
I mean, anything. It's incredible. It's the best. Wow. And Shauna just asked me a question on IM. What? She says, do you have to pay for their direct TV? No, you do not. Free. It's free. Free. Damn. And the seats are comfortable. The problem with JetBlue, there's one problem. What? They do not fly to enough cities. Yeah. It's like a handful. But we're so freaking lucky in San Diego. They fly out of San Diego, go to their website, thejetblue.com, and just start clicking on where they go, and then price it. I mean, if you've never been to New York, between $250, $300, it's right around that ballpark. I mean, you wait to, like, say you want to fly out next week to San Francisco from here, you're going to pay $200, $300 even to fly Southwest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Southwest, if we flew today, I'll tell you exactly how much it is, $213. If you fly today, From San Diego to San Jose. JetBlue Airlines, $250, $300 round trip to New York City. Direct. No stopovers. And talk about the difference in quality. Yeah. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. I'd let you sit in line for that. And you want to know what else, too, Eddie? You don't have to. That's assigned seating. Here's the other thing. Yes. Assigned seating. And in San Diego, Terminal 1.
Not that old crappy ass antiquated Terminal 2. Dirtbag Terminal 2. I hate Terminal 2. So do I. Lindbergh feels Terminal 2 might as well be World War 2. I mean, I swear it's like stepping back into Star Wars. It is, man. Because everybody flies Southwest. And it's so busy. Everybody flies Southwest. It's awful. It takes you forever to get through security. It's brutal. But Terminal 1, that Terminal 1. It's a dream. Just thinking about that Carl Strauss there in Terminal 1. They have a Carl Strauss? Yeah, Carl Strauss. Dude, they got a California pizza kitchen with an oven that they're baking out. They have a Barnes and Noble. Shut up. Terminal 2 has a Mickey D's. Dude, Terminal 1 is like going to the mall. Yeah. P1 Dave. You know, Mikey, I just want to tell you a couple points. First, I totally agree with the whole Southwest thing. It's a cattle call. I can't stand it. To me, it's just a total pain in the ass because you've got a bunch of people that think they own their piece of real estate with regard to standing in line. And I've got to tell you, I'm a big dude. I'm 6'3", 250. I want an exit aisle. And unless I'm camped out in the A area, forget about it. The second thing is, you know what? I flew over 85,000 miles last year with my job.
I got on a program with Delta, for example. Once I made 25,000 miles, I became what they called a medallion member. I get free upgrades to first class all the time. I have not flown coach since getting on this program. And I'm going to tell you, first class is the only way to go if you do a lot of flying. Just get on another airline and start doing it. And did you find that flying first class on Delta, it wasn't like, first of all, it must be your company, right? They're paying for you to do that? My company and my personal travels all through Delta. Okay, okay. And the thing is, excuse me, the thing is that the big difference with the first class, and I don't care about the free meal and all that crap. Two things, really. Number one, you get the nice big seat. And number two, you're the first people to board and the first people to get off. And I'm like you, Mikey. If I'm flying Transcontinental, I want to get the hell off that plane. I'm not interested in waiting around any longer. That's the truth. Thank you so much, bro. You're welcome. Eddie, have you ever flown first class? Never. I did it one time in my life. I remember I was with you. I did it one time, and that, let me tell you, man, that first-class experience, it's so different. It's like, it's, ugh. You get, like, Sundays and stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know? I didn't even know they had them on the airplanes. Yeah, and this was back when I was drinking. They finally ran out of booze. I mean, it's, uh, we'll be back. You're evil. Five, three. It's back. For four days only. Our 10 sales.
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Show, hello. Yeah, I'll let Mikey know he's a man who's making progress in AIS. There's what? AIS, commercially it does? Yes. Got me in there getting some insurance, saved a bunch of money, wanted to thank the guy. Oh, dude, that's awesome, bro. That's awesome. I got an email about that from somebody the other day that AIS saved him a bunch of dough. I'm not kidding when I say it. It's they saved me $2,000 last year. $1,400. Wow. Damn. Dude, aren't you glad you made the switch? Seriously? Are you kidding me? I'm freaking stuck. Yeah. Now you can, whatever that money is that you're saving per month that you used to put on that, buy yourself something cool. Oh, you know it. And they're cool people over there, too. They're easy to deal with, by all means. Awesome. Right on, man. Well, have a good one. Thank you, dude. All right. See ya. If you want to get your new year off to a great start, Kohl's has the solution. Kohl's Stock Up Sale, going on now. It's time to Stock Up and Save. Stock Up and Save on your family's favorite denim jeans from LEI, Candies, Union Bay, Lee, and more. Stock Up and Save on underwear, bras, socks, and shoes for the whole family. Stock Up and Save on sheets, blankets, pillows, towels...
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Kanye's really good, man. His music is so damn catchy. See, now, I like rock music first. Like, that's my first love is rock. But I'm wondering, like... Is there people that don't dig this? Because this is good, man. This is good stuff. He talks about Jesus a lot. I wonder if he's Christian or what the deal is. A lot of Jesus. I fell asleep last night to dust in the wind for no reason. You guys ever do that where you're falling asleep and you get a song in your head that...
You didn't even hear? Yeah, I do that a lot. You do that, Eddie? A lot. Will it be like random songs like that? Sometimes. And then my face, I'll get a look on my face. I'll have my eyes closed and I'll be like, huh? Dust in the wind? Why dust in the wind? It must have been blue. Oh, man, you know what? Eddie, you'd have been so pissed, man. I can't remember if it was 2020 or Dateline or something like that, but. It was this real nerdy guy, and I don't remember his name, but my wife likes him. And he was doing a story, and he was like, and what are Americans blogging about? Have you heard of this new phenomenon? It's called blogging. And what are we blogging about? Well, during a recent survey, I found that most people on this particular day were blogging about, and he said the actor's name that played Blue. Okay.
And he goes, now, for those of you that don't know who that is, he played a character named Blue in an incredibly stupid and not funny movie called Old School. And I like, I opened my eyes because I was falling asleep. And I go, and I hit the pause on the TiVo because my wife had the thing laying there. And I go, who's he talking to? Like, seriously, like even my parents, I think, would think Old School is funny. Like, who is this guy? And why does he think he can give his opinion about a movie? Like, I was like, whoa! Like, you, as a journalist, you cannot put your own opinions into the news. Not only that, Sky, how did you not catch a fire this morning? I mean, um... Burst into flames! Interesting take. But not only that, I thought to myself, not only that, but, uh... It's the number one blogged thing, jackass! Duh! So that means... Some people may like it. Yeah, apparently some people dug it. So anyway, all right, let's do this. What? Do this real quick. Celebrity birthdays. Oh, celebrity birthdays. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Do we still do that, you guys? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Do we still do that? Oh.
Eddie, do we still do the thing where you punch me if I'm a number of years off? Oh, gee, my. I thought we had a meeting about that. Yeah. Is this a new thing? Are we still doing celebrity birthdays where I get punched when we do this? What do we do? How does it work? All right. Surprise, guys. I'll just get them right this time. Yeah. I'll just have to answer correctly. Best time ever, Mike. All right. Celebrity birthdays. Go ahead, Skye. Kind of. I'm just putting a little disclaimer out there. Slim pickings. Naomi Judd. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, is it? Okay. Boston Rob for punches. Naomi. Which one is that? 30 today. Oh, God. I don't know. Come on. I will say... It's the mama one. The Judds. It's Ashley Judd's mom. Ashley Judd's mother. Ashley and Wynonna Judd's mother. But I'm supposed to know this. Naomi Judd. Well, everyone else saw that. Who is she in? Sean, do you know who that is? Is she on Desperate Housewives? Of course I do. Of course I know who Naomi Judd is. Yeah, because how do you know who she is? She's the mother of Ashley and whatever other girls' names. Wynonna. And we're Americans. America loves the Judds. Yeah.
What is this? I will say that she is turning 59 today. Eddie. 63 today. Sean. 60. You are correct. Sean. She is 60 today. 30 punches. I'm happy to take them. Just for the fact that I don't know who she is. So that makes you happy. You were a few years off. It's okay. I'm glad. Oh, my God. He wasn't ready. I love it when he's not ready. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29.
30. Someone's not going to be working the buys today. That was awesome. You and Johnny D will have to take it. Are you still happy about it? I'm ecstatic. You're so happy you're crying. I'm still lifting today. We've still got more birthdays to go, dude. Maybe you can rub me down a little. I still have that baby oil that you have. You bring over that baby oil, you know, down. We can take our shits off and maybe have a massage party or something. I don't know. Yeah. Hey, do you still have my Sade cassette? It's a cassette. It's not how it is. It's a cassette. Hey, so anyway, I made you this mixtape.
It's a workout tape, but it's all slow jams. Slow jams. Oh, my. Come on. Let me look for it. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Johnny D. Slow Jams. Lovely. His name's not Johnny D. anymore. Yes, it is. No. We go by his real name. Just because he's on the Yankees doesn't mean the guy's not Johnny D. anymore. Thank you. Yes. You don't call him Johnny D. anymore? Absolutely not. Well, everyone else does. The rest of the world still will. Go ahead. Come baseball season. We'll see. Amanda Peet? Yeah. I like Amanda Peet. All right. Who is it? I don't know who she is. I know the name. She's from the OC, Mike. Yeah. She's an actress. Eddie. I'll say Amanda is 33 today. Oh, that Amanda. 34. 34. I think she's 34 today. Boston Rob.
That was a good guess, Eddie. Thanks, Rob. I do know who she is. I'll go 31, Sean. 30. You are correct, Mikey. Oh, that's weird. She is so poor today. You're asking the expert. Yeah, way to know your pop culture, dude. That's pretty good. Thank you. Name one other movie she's been in. Amanda Peetville. Good guess. Got him there, Mike. It's like Smallville. But with Amanda Peet. Yes. Nice. All right. And our final celebrity birthday is Mary J. Blyde. Boston Rob for punches. She is 37 today. I was going to say 38. I swear I was. Eddie? I want to think that I've read her age before and I was surprised. I'm going to say 42. Sean? 36. Once again, Sean has ruined it for B-Rob because Mary J. Blige is 35 years old. You were almost the closest, B-Rob. Awesome. I mean, almost. Again, Sean never ceases to fail. Sean's awesome. Two punches for the Riz. Can I work out still? Yeah. Sean, you broke his arm! You broke his arm! You broke his arm! You broke his arm! I don't want him to work out. Holy cow!
Julie put the shirt down. Well, happy birthday to all of them. Hey, Mike. Nice. All right, we got to take a break. We will be back. What are you talking about? Most of our freeways are back at the speed looking pretty fine right now. There is a traffic alert in effect, though, from an earlier crash now clear northbound 5 at Old Town Avenue. And that's why you're seeing that heavy backup past the airport in the Old Town still. Farther north of the 5 up in Oceanside. Watch for an accident clearing out of the slow lane just before Harbor Drive. South on side of the 5 still finding some breaklights down that North County shoreline here from right around Lucadia Boulevard down to the racetrack. South 15 is just a minor delay down around West Bernardo Drive. Rest of our freeways are up to speed except for maybe that north 805 just a bit of a slowdown in towards Kearney Mesa. I'm Rick Lawrence on San Diego's rock station, Rockwood 0538. Hey, it's Chris, director of new technology training at Tweeter.
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which will be free for you after that $30 mail-in rebate. Do it today. I'm talking about multimedia messaging and integrated FM radio so you can listen to the Mikey Show through the phone. They got a speaker phone so you can look cool when you're talking on it. Plus, you can talk to your friends and stuff on the Singular Wireless customer plan that they have where you're talking to all your friends on Singular and you're not using up your minutes. That's pretty cool. You know Singular? They're the ones that have the commercials that go, raising the bar. It's for real. Check them out today. Singular.com. Based on a true story, this Friday, Jerry Bruckheimer, producer of Remember the Titans, presents The best basketball players weren't playing in colleges. They were in the streets. I will go through you, over you, around you. Until basketball coach Don Haskins recruited seven ordinary kids. Every one of these players are just playground kids. That's what I'm putting on the court. And together, their journey inspired a nation. Coach Haskins is starting five black players. A first in championship history. I think a white boy would ask this. I've got some fantastic news for San Diego homeowners. The average home in our area appreciated nearly $40,000 last year, giving you the power to kick off this new year with a clean financial slate. I'm Hayes Barnard, owner of Paramount Equity. And with January's remarkably low mortgage rates and this newfound equity...
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Nothing. Denial. What? Jack, I recently observed you talking to your fries. Oh, that, right. Yeah, that's over. I was just really tired, you know, working late. And that's when you thought it would be okay to talk to fries? Um, well, I was trying to explain to the fries that when customers order a combo meal, they can upgrade to seasoned curly fries for free. Like I said, I was, you know, tired. So you no longer talk to food? Uh, no. So if I told you I was a sandwich, you wouldn't talk to me? No. Well, that's progress. Come to think of it, I don't even know why I'm talking to you now. So here's Marie Helena Ramirez, real-life crew member from Fresno. Come to Jack in the Box and upgrade to seasoned curly fries for free when you buy a combo meal. For a limited time only, offer excludes breakfast combos. Chief, this is Leo Lamont outside of Radio Shack, and I have breaking news. Confirmed reports say that Singular is now available at Radio Shack. Sources also tell me that Singular has the nation's largest digital voice and data network, and they're the only ones with rollover minutes. Chief, I think I'd better go inside and talk to one of their knowledgeable sales associates and buy one of their phones for myself. You know, for research. Lamont is out.
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Hey, man, I saw one of your billboards. I wasn't offended by what it said. I was just offended that your ugly mug was on there. I don't disagree with that, dude. Oh, that's not cool. I apologize. Mikey Show. Yeah, hi. I'm going to call back a grievance I used to have many years ago about Whip It Out Wednesday that is no longer there. I have never done Whip It Out Wednesday. You were never up in the Bay Area? Yeah, but I didn't do Whip It Out Wednesday. That was Lamont and Tonelli. Oh, my bad. I'm bad. Yes, you are. Mikey Show, turn your radio down if you're calling in. Oh, for God's sake. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, how's it going? This is P1 Wood. I wanted to talk about when you go through the airport security, if you have tattoos, they'll stop and make you go off to the side. I have tattoos. I've never been stopped if I go off to the side. I'm asleep. I'm serious. I got them on the tops of my hands. He forgot to mention he's also got a towel on his head. Oh, that's not cool.
No, but funny. Mikey Show. Yeah, I was wondering. Sky's laughing. Sky, you started to giggle a little bit. Excuse you. How dare you. How dare you, sir. Mikey Show. Yes, go ahead. Yeah, I was wondering if you could play the little kids song. Just the little kids. Yes, we'll play it. I'm the little kids. No. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. I just wanted to say that I heard... I don't even know what that meant. He was talking about my Cox communication commercial. I had to hit the button. Well, because you thought he was swearing. Well, yeah, but even in that context, that was a little iffy to me. Yeah, yeah. A little iffy to me. Better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry, Skye. When in doubt... Don't you say that. Leave it out. That's not what you used to say. All right, lovely and talented Missy's up next. She's got for you a little Big Hair Wednesday, so make sure you're listening in the afternoon tonight.