The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 01/26/06
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Daily Audio 2006KIOZRock 105.3
static electricity in studioAshley's tennis bet and dunce capAmerican Idol mean season and Simon's critiqueLost episode reaction and religious contentBoondocks slang 'broke back' and N‑word controversyBombed at the Beach drunk‑patron quiz gameFear Factor UFC ticket promotionBoston Rob toilet paper theft and restitutionKanye West Jesus controversy on Rolling StoneBrian virus birthday jokeUFC ticket giveaway and Fear Factor challengesMy Name is B‑Rob redemption segment
The show opened with the hosts complaining about painful static shocks in the studio and brainstorming fixes like a humidifier. Later, Ashley fulfilled her losing tennis bet by wearing a giant construction‑cone dunce cap and reading a scripted apology that praised Eddie’s superiority. The crew spent considerable time debating whether American Idol had become unnecessarily mean, especially Simon’s comment that a contestant’s voice was 'almost non‑human,' and they also critiqued a dull, overly religious Lost episode. Other highlights included a discussion of the Boondocks cartoon’s controversial use of the N‑word, a lively 'Bombed at the Beach' segment where Ashley quizzed drunk bar patrons, the promotion of a Fear Factor‑style contest for UFC tickets, and Boston Rob’s on‑air confession and restitution for stealing dozens of rolls of toilet paper.
What happened, in order
Static Electricity Shock
The hosts describe getting painful shocks when they stand up or touch their headphones, blaming studio static and suggesting a humidifier might help.
Ashley's Tennis Bet Loss
After losing a tennis bet to Eddie, Ashley must wear a giant construction‑cone dunce cap and read a prepared apology that praises Eddie’s superiority.
American Idol Mean Season Discussion
The crew debates whether this season of American Idol is unnecessarily mean, focusing on Simon’s comment that a contestant’s voice is 'almost non‑human' and the types of contestants being mocked.
Lost Episode Reaction
Sky, Eddie, Sean and Ashley criticize the previous night’s Lost episode as boring, overly religious, and lacking reveals, while noting Charlie’s hallucinations and Locke’s strange transformation.
Boondocks Slang and Cartoon Controversy
The hosts discuss the new slang 'broke back' meaning gay, the Boondocks cartoon’s use of the N‑word with Martin Luther King Jr., and the Adult Swim backlash on Cartoon Network.
Bombed at the Beach Game
Ashley interviews drunk bar patrons; the hosts wager on whether she’ll answer basic questions correctly, covering Super Bowl teams, Lake Tahoe, UFC, the Mile High City, and iPod manufacturer.
Fear Factor Promotion
Mikey announces a Mikey Show Fear Factor event where listeners can win UFC tickets, airfare and hotel by coming to the station at 6:30 AM dressed for gross challenges.
Boston Rob Toilet Paper Atonement
Boston Rob confesses taking 40‑50 rolls of toilet paper, returns them to boss Bob, and seeks forgiveness, likening his effort to the show My Name is Earl.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyBobby KernelsTiger WoodsPhil MickelsonRon ArtestFrank ThomasChris PennSean PennJamie Foxx
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Cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. Cowboys 42 right now at SDSU. It's 40 degrees. On out to Torrey Pines this morning. The Buick Invitational kicks off today. I feel like I need rubber shoes or something. I get shocked on this side of the control panel multiple times a day, and they're big shocks. They're big, crazy shocks. I don't know what it's all about. Lots of static electricity in this studio. I can't stand up. If I stand up, I get shocked. Me either. And especially because I have earrings in my ears. I actually feel the shocks on my ears where my earrings are. You don't have to have them. The same thing happens to me and it hurts really bad. So you get the shock. It goes all around your ear too. Yeah, inside my headphones. And it's like a big one. Like a big giant one. That doesn't sound safe. I don't think it's supposed to do that. Here's the thing. That didn't happen.
Well, that hasn't happened at any radio station I've worked at. No. What would happen if we were, like, doing a stunt where one of us was standing in a kiddie pool of water? You would sue the company. Oh, okay. And get millions of dollars. And I would, uh, cry. Okay. Yeah. That's what I think would happen. Um, but I don't think it's very safe. No. I think that we should probably write somebody and say, can you stop the static electricity? Uh, Welcome to the program. It's Thursday already? That kind of went by fast. By really fast. This weekend, we still got it set up at the house. We moved into the house. We're still setting that up. And you can call us if you want to. 570-1053 is the phone number. Quick introduction. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. Sky does news for us. Sean is our sound effects guy. Boston Rob, stunt boy. And Ashley is our...
assistant producer. And Ashley is going to have to pay up a little bit later on in the show. She lost a bet to Eddie yesterday. Oh no. Whatever. Why do you act like your surprise guy? Oh, please, Eddie. Come on. Is there any doubt? Was there ever any doubt? I thought it was going to be very close. You're damn right. It was very close. It could have gone either way this morning. I would have been surprised either way. Sky and Ashley played tennis yesterday. No, I didn't. No, that would be Eddie and Ashley. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's just Sky and Ashley. That would be interesting. Eddie and Ashley played tennis yesterday. I'm so sore. It was brutal. Like... Ashley, you were positive you were going to beat him. Oh, absolutely. But I don't even care. We're going to play again next week. I'll kick his ass then. Do we have another bet? Sure. You can do it every week, Mikey. I don't care. I'm so pissed. You don't understand how close it was. Maybe we're going to create a stunt girl out of this and we'll have you pay up that way. Right. Because today she's got to read Eddie an apology. It's going to be awesome.
She's got to wear a dunce cap while she does it. Oh, that's brutal. Bobby Kernels was out there with pictures. Yes, he also has video of it. Oh, paparazzi. That will be on the website later. Of the win, of the final boy. That's great, man. Ball boy Bobby. Was he playing ball boy? Yeah, he was. Well, that's awesome. Oh, man. That's rough. So video and pictures later. Yeah. I love it. 570-1053. Mikey Show. Yeah, I wanted to tell you guys a little thing about the static electricity. Yeah, go ahead. A humidifier might help with that. Oh, is it because there's dry conditions in the studio? Yeah. I think it may have something to do with the loose wiring. Yeah. More than anything. The eight gabillion wires running all around us could have something to do with it. I don't think so.
That might help, too. Yeah. All right. It's only when we stand up or jiggle our headphones. Yeah, you have to have the headphones on. If you're just standing here without your headphones on and touch stuff, it doesn't happen. See, I get it on my fingers all the time. Even when I take my headphones off and I stand up and you say, can you put Sean and Q? Bam. Oh, so when you touch the board. My headphones will be off. Yeah. So that's definitely meaning something in that board is loose. Loosey-goosey. Static-y. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. Hi. This is P1 Mongo from Emmett. Go ahead, Mongo. How you doing, brother? Good. Hey, did you guys hear about the casting call for Survivor at Casino Morongo today? I didn't. I thought it would be an awesome chance for B-Rob to get his career going. They're going to do it at a casino? On Survivor? Yeah. No, they're doing a casting call at Casino Morongo. I don't know if you've heard of that. No, where is it? Capazon near Palm Springs. It's on the way out there. Holy cow.
Yeah, if you go on to cbs2.com. Very convenient. What a strange place to do that. Is that the closest place for San Diegans? Well, it's for, like, all L.A. County and all that stuff. I just found out about it. If I didn't have to work today, I'd be there, but, you know. I know. Maybe B-Rob can go for it. I love it. My life's already like that. You're what? My life's already like that. Yeah, with the... Yeah, no power at your house. It's cold every night. You're filthy. Mm-hmm. Bugs crawling on him. Yeah. Mikey show. Hey, Mike, this is a piece of metal acting as a... When you touch it, it's just going to spark. Maybe we do need a humidifier. Maybe we do need a humidifier. But then why do Eddie and I not get shocked when we don't have our headphones on? Because your headphones have a piece of wire on there with an insulated conductor on the outside. It's a dielectric, and what that does is it holds a charge. So as soon as you move away from something, it's going to shock you in your ears. It doesn't make any sense to me.
But it sounded good. I thank you very much. Maybe we need a humidifier. It's the next thing on the list. Oh, God. Keeping a list. Last night, watched American Idol and Lost. Did you guys? What up? I was at Hooters, so I didn't get to see American Idol, but I definitely watched Lost. American Idol, I thought was good. Man, yeah, I definitely thought to myself, man, this is a meaner season. And I read that in, like, USA Today or something yesterday. They said it's a meaner season. Simon Cowell is meaner. And my wife and I were talking about it. Sky, I don't know what you think, but we had identified two kinds of contestants. There is the contestant that can't sing and doesn't know it, which is kind of my favorite contestant. Right. Because they think they can sing. Yeah. And then there is the... obviously the contestant that is really good right well i think that there is a third kind of contestant and this is the contestant that can't sing but they're like a little slow they're not quite right like they're not you know there's something kind of wrong with them or something and the ones that hurt my feelings when they're being made fun of and the reason that it does is because i think about i think to myself
I bet that person has been made fun of in school growing up. And now here they are being made fun of by like very attractive rich people on television like celebrities. And that's effed. There's nothing fun to me about watching that. And I thought, you know, Paula and Simon can definitely make fun of people. But they should choose to only make fun of the people. that can't sing and think they can and are sort of belligerent because there's tons of them. There are tons of those people that want to get saucy about it. It's the ones that are very gentle people that aren't pissed, that aren't angry. Those are the ones that it kills you when they're mean to them.
Yeah, because you see their spirit being crushed right in front of you. And my wife says, is it a situation where, hey, they knew what they were getting into when they went there? And I said, that's what I mean, though. I think they're kind of, they don't really get it. And that's why it's so hard to see them being crushed. And that, to me, isn't funny. What's funny is when they can't sing, and they think they can, and they're kind of bitchy about it. Well, it's too easy. I mean, it's like a lion picking on a kitty. Right. You know, you just swat them. Right. It's like, well, yeah, of course the lion's going to win. But if you see a, like, kind of stray cat that's mean and then the lion's messing with that, then it's a little bit more, okay, that cat wanted a fight anyway. Right. Brought the fight and it got one. Okay, I get that. But, uh...
And I think I got an example. Go ahead. I think I've got an example of some, I mean, I don't know for sure, but I'm just looking at some of the stuff that we've got from last night. Sean Vasquez, Simon tells Sean Vasquez that his voice is almost non-human. I don't remember what that person was like, though. Was he one of the sad ones? Yeah, I think he was the one who was kind of like slower looking with the dark curly hair and his tongue was like really weird when he sang. Is he the one that, thought that he sang like Clay Aiken? Yes, I believe so. That's where we got into the conversation. And did you notice that when they showed that dude from the very beginning, they were playing kind of this piano music that was a little bit sad? Yeah. And I paused it and I said to my wife, the music already has me feeling really bad for this guy. It was like if they had at least played some kind of like fun, dorky music.
I would be, like, being trained to believe that this wasn't sad. But anyway, I think that's what this is. Let me play it for you. This cuts six. Hello, what's your name? My name is Sean Vasquez. What do you do, Sean? I sing. As a matter of fact, I don't sing, I sing. No, that ain't it. That ain't it. You can stop that one. Simon tells Matthew Paulson he's one of the worst they've ever heard. Shalisa Carlisle is the girl who quit her job to audition. Nah, that was not good. Marcus Phillips, the all-terrain entertainer, was no good. No. Simon and Paula get into an argument. Okay, now this was interesting, Sky. Let's discuss this. Sean, did you see American Idol last night? Yes. Okay. So I want your guys' opinion. All throughout the show, they are promoting that later in the show, coming up, Simon gets upset and walks off the set, okay? And I am thinking to myself, oh, great. It's another American Idol stagey, phony moment, okay?
And during the show, during the audition process, you see them setting it up. Because Randy Jackson, who is an awful actor, he is an awful... When he is trying to play something up, it looks so stagey. And so through the show, he keeps looking over and going, Kyle, what's up, man? You in a bad mood today? Today, not your day? What's up? And Simon is... not liking anybody that's auditioning, which I thought all looked very phony. Now, when he finally gets up and walks out, I must admit that there is a very realistic thing about it, okay? And what I told my wife is, I think what they decided they were going to do is have him do that. And I think that at the end of the day, they're probably tired anyway. And the thought was, hey, man, here's what we're going to do. Just at some point, get to it.
And it'll come to you because you're going to be grumpy. We're all grumpy anyway. Just do your thing. What I thought was very, very realistic is this fight that they get into where they're discussing Clay Aiken. That looked very, very genuine to me. Oh, yes. Paula is pissed. It looked real genuine. And it looked like Simon was really pissed. Right. Simon, Eddie, you didn't see it, but Simon doesn't like this girl that's singing. And he says, I almost feel like I have to close my eyes. And hear you again because your image is messing with it so bad. And Paula goes, that's what you said about Clay Aiken. A very realistic thing. He goes, how would you know? You weren't there. She goes, yeah, I was there. He goes, you weren't there for the first audition. And she goes, yeah, yeah, I was. And there was like this little dialogue that goes. And that was pretty real. Yeah. And I don't know if that's what this particular thing is. I hope so.
Because it's great. Listen to this. Cut 10. Why didn't you ask me, baby? Didn't you think I could? Well, blue is out of sight. And the shell is just there tonight. Why couldn't it be you, me, baby? I'll show you how to do it right. Do it right. Do it right. Do it right. That's annoying. Dude, you should have seen her, man. She was... Thank you. Thank you so much. Paula. Oh, Gaberdon. A little bit much, but you're interesting. Very interesting. Paula, yes or no? Yes. You got a great voice. Randy. Vocally, I wasn't like, you know, you got the whole gravity, all the attitude, but I wasn't, the voice didn't really, like, blow me away. You know, the problem is, is that you can sing, but...
You're kind of like somebody's mother who for a dare has been told to look like Cher for some ghastly fancy dress party and does a song. That's how the whole thing came over. I'm going to say no. It's just okay for me. Just okay. It's up to Simon Cowell. Look at that man's face. I know it sounds rude, but I almost need to hear you singing with my eyes shut. Because I'm so put off by this image. Is that what you said about Clay Aiken? Ooh. Were you there? When you said it, yeah. You weren't there the first time we met him. You didn't put him through. I wasn't there, but I heard you say it to him. But you weren't there, so how can you say that? Anyway, she's here. Because you said it in front of me. Well, you weren't there, so how can I say it in front of me? You said it during the live shows. What about Miss Dawn? Delta Dawn. I mean, Deborah Dawn. No. Sorry, Deborah. Is it Deborah? Deborah, you're talented. Thank you guys for this opportunity. Thank you. Keep on rocking.
I wouldn't have known if he said it if I didn't hear you say it live television. Hit you when he said it on the live show. Simon's having a bad day. Oh, and I'm not. Let's get this over. Let's get this over. Come on. And I'm not. You know what? You can do this on your own for a while. Oh. What's that about? It's a good act. When she said it's a good act, and you guys see the body language? There's body language that I've seen in this room with us when we get into real fights that was real. That's when he walked off? Yeah. And he took his little lapel thing off and put it down on the table and was pissy. Well, I mean, like, I didn't see it, but from hearing that, the Paula Simon exchange is very, it seems very genuine. Yeah. And, like, they're pissed at each other. And you've got to see the body language because he's sitting like this. He's sitting kind of leaning on the desk kind of like this. He's not in a TV-friendly, like, I'm on TV. And they're doing this all day.
You know, they're doing this and they're, all they're doing is rolling tape all day long. And so when she says that, he goes, you weren't even there. Like he's not, it's a very real looking exchange. Yeah. And she like even turns her chair and finally, you know, puts her back to him and the camera. So if it was like something that was staged, I don't think she would have done that. It was a very, it was, she had sort of a pissy, very realistic, like. This is the last thing I wish I had to do right now. Mm-hmm. And he did and ended up leaving. And there's two things about that. I mean leaving the building. Yeah. He went back to his hotel. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. There's two things about Randy in that that are infuriating to me, especially as a producer. Mm-hmm. One, him not allowing that moment to develop between those two. Mm-hmm.
Like him going, well, what about this girl? What about this Don? You're like, no, dude, shut up. Stay out of this. This is a real moment between these two, which is fantastic television. And him trying to move it along. Like, what are you doing, you idiot? Don't talk. Please don't. Shut up. Let it happen. Stay out of this. Yes. And then... And then the fakeness of the, you know, oh, he's having a bad day. What's his problem? Right, right. Shut up. You don't need to add to the moment. Why are you even talking right now? And see, he had already been doing that throughout the thing. And so I think that he felt like he had to keep maintaining that. No, dude, don't. Shut up. It's uncomfortable and great. So good. But they have changed a lot about the show this year. If you've never been a fan of it. You will be a fan. And if you were a fan of it, you'll be more of a fan. People are talking because it's so much meaner. I mean, telling somebody that they're almost not human. Holy cow. I mean, that's bad. And it's gotten funnier. Like when the moments are funny, they're funny. Eddie, at one point, Randy Jackson says, you know, something to this person like that. It's pretty bad, you know, says this thing. And Simon Cowell.
So straight. Goes, I think that's really mean of you, Randy. I don't know. I just think that's brutal to say that to someone. And those are great. So great. Those moments are great. Lost. Sorry. Didn't like it last night. Bored. Bored. I was afraid that I was going to get jumped on today. No, dude. Wow. I thought it sucked the last night. What the hell? Maybe one of my least favorite episodes ever. What? Me too. Thank you. Me too. Really? I'm shocked. Two reasons for me. Go ahead. Number one, been there, done that. We've already gone through all this stuff with Charlie. Yeah. With the drug, with the flashbacks. I was so bored by that. Right. I was like, oh, give me, why couldn't it be anybody else's episode? Yes. Because we've already done all this. Yeah, it's all stuff that, like, nothing new. I didn't think of it that way, but that's it. Yeah. There was no reveals.
last night. Nothing cool that we can go and be like, ooh, did you see this? Did you see that? Nothing cool. It's boring. Bored. And for me, it was way too religious. It was a really religious episode and it was really... I didn't even get it. I didn't get the religious stuff. It was so bizarre and out there and I'm like... This isn't what Lost is based on. Where is the scares? Where is the thrills? Where is the fun? Where is the stuff that makes us want to come in the next day and be like, oh, I can't wait to talk to them about this. None of that last night. The only thing that I found kind of interesting is that... There seems to be something kind of creepy about the need to baptize the child. Like, there's something creepy about that. The only cool thing to me last night was Locke's transformation into this almost protector of the baby and Claire and almost this evil side of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where, you know...
Locke's never attacked anybody. And him beating the crap out of Charlie was really uncharacteristic of him. And also, that one scene when Charlie was screaming, we have to baptize the baby, we have to baptize the baby. And then the camera goes to Locke and they stay on him. And it's like this evil look and then they shoot the commercial. And I'm like, that was weird. That was weird. Now, what do you think about Charlie's hallucinations, though? Because he came clean at the end saying, no, I haven't used. Do we think this is part of this? Did he do that at the very end? Yeah. Because I finally, when they went to their last commercial before coming back, I went to sleep. Yeah, he admitted that he hasn't used. And you don't think he's lying? No, I don't think so. But it's weird because he has those hallucinations. He was looking very sickly. And I know when you get taken over by the others, they describe it as a sickness and trying to take the children and things like that. So, you know, my thought is maybe is Charlie starting to become, you know, a victim of the sickness. And then also another thing I was thinking is, you know, when they were saying save the boy or whatever, like.
It was too easy. It was too simple to know what they were talking about and save the baby. And I know like in his flashbacks, he was referred to as the baby by his brother, my baby brother, blah, blah. So I don't, you know, this is me just wanting to make it more interesting because I felt the same way as you guys that it was like too simple. Maybe he needs to be baptized to clear him of his sins so he doesn't get taken over by the others. He calls his brother, baby brother. Because I was trying to find parallels, and his brother dropped his own baby, and the heroin, I don't know, maybe I agree with you guys, and it just... It just wasn't there for me. P1 Jessica has a theory. Oh, I like it. Hey, this is P1 Jessica. I think that the others cannot harm you if you've been baptized, because Echo is a priest, and he was able to stand by the black cloud and not be hurt.
And so maybe that's why Charlie was like, oh, the baby has to be baptized, you know, because then it can't get taken by the others. Interesting theory. I like it. Could be. But overall, that was a boring show last night. That's a great show, man. I was so bummed out. That's a good show, and it was boring. Why did Locke keep the statues? Yeah, I was thinking that too. I saw him packing him up. In the end, he went into the cabinet or the little locker room where the guns are and put them all up on a shelf. All the statues. Why? Why would you keep those? Go back and watch today too. Sort of the beginning of the episode when Charlie sees Locke coming out of the... There are some really bizarre sounds. Yes. And I was rewinding it and my wife and I were listening to it. It's real weird sounds. Like voices. Like a female voice. Yeah. I'm going to go back and do that. You've got to go back and hear it a few times because you'll be like, what is that? And we've said this a million times. They don't do anything for a reason. And then one more call and we've got to take a break. P1 Red Baron. I don't know why you have to call yourself that. Go ahead. Hey, it's P1 Red Baron. What's going on?
Hey, what do you guys think about the psychic from the first episode and him telling Claire that she needed to be the mother of that baby and Charlie with the whole baptism thing? Do you think that has something to do with it? Are you talking about from the first season? Yeah, you remember the first season? Yeah, the first season with the psychic saying, you have to blah, blah, blah. You have to protect that baby. You have to be the mother of that baby, you know, because she was going to give it up for adoption. You think that that's going to have something to do with the baptism later on? We'll see. Dude, thank you. Did you guys pause it like I did when Hurley and Sawyer were playing blackjack and tried to look at numbers that were on the cards? Oh, I forgot about that. There was nothing there that I could see. It was like a 6 and a 2 or 12 or something like that. It'll be interesting to see what goes on with this Hurley and Libby thing because as soon as that starts to get interesting, they immediately cut it off and we didn't see it again. She did look hot last night. Yeah, finally she looked attractive.
Is there anything to the fact that those washing machines are brand new and they made reference to it? Yeah, that's weird, man. The washing machines are brand new on the island, a deserted island, out in the middle of nowhere. Brand new washing machines. I don't know. Did you notice there was a polar bear in the video that they were filming for you all, everybody, Driveshaft? Really? It was a stuffed polar bear in the background. I did not catch that. Very nice. By the way, I hated that. I thought it was monumentally stupid. Awful. Horrible. Louis Black in the stand-up spotlight. I have three. Reporting in this country went crazy after September 11th. Completely nuts. All of them. CNN, MSNBC, C-SPAN. Any of the ones, those basic 24-hour news. Fox Network news. Totally insane. What we needed, literally, on September 12th and the week that followed.
was a very precise history lesson of the country that we were dealing with and the people that we were dealing with and the religion that we were dealing with. But we didn't get that. What was done was that they couldn't get information to us fast enough. All of a sudden, there was more information than it ever existed at any point in time. So they all started running that thing on the bottom with information going this way, going as fast as possible. So you'd only pick up things like terror in your neighborhood. What the f***? Giant dung beetle. Could cause scab. If that wasn't enough, then they started running something under it going the other way. And they had weather on the right side. Then they had that Bloomberg thing, that damn ticker tape where they tell you what the Dow Jones is at. So, you know, somebody's getting rich, but it ain't you. In the corner, there's a cartoon rabbit who's wiping himself. And in the midst of all this is this head that's talking at you with pictures behind it. You go, what the f***? Within three days of this war's beginning, I had ADD.
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We were talking about how Chris Penn died the other day, and I guess we got to find out what was wrong with him. We'll give you some information on that. Plus, Jamie Foxx had a special on TV last night. I don't know anybody who saw it. I heard about it right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Beagle. You're the oracle? Beagle. Here's Eddie. All right. The Buick Invitational starts today at Torrey Pines. Defending champ Tiger Woods will make his first PGA appearance of the year. Tiger says he loves playing in San Diego and Torrey Pines. I love this place. I've been playing here since I was basically, I think, 12 years old when I first played here. And I've always loved coming down to San Diego and always loved playing Torrey Pines. There you go. Tiger is going to tee off at 8.48 this morning, and Phil Mickelson will tee off at 10 a.m. It's in La Jolla, right? Is that where Torrey Pines is? It is. You can see the water and the whole deal. It's awesome. It's nice. Yep.
This Ron Artest story, it gets better every day. I'm really starting to enjoy this. Now what? So after a day, you know, remember yesterday I reported he didn't want to play in Sacramento. He said he didn't want to play there. Changed his mind. He's accepted the trade and now will become a Sacramento King. Come on. Yes. Come on. The Pacers dealt Artest to the Kings for Peja Stojakovic. But if you're the Kings... How do you take this guy in? If you're a King fan. Yeah. If you're a King fan and you knew he didn't want to play for you, how are you going to go there now and be like, this guy hated us? Yeah. It's brutal, man. The King's owners had a meeting with Artest and the agent, and Artest told him he wanted to play and that he'd give him 100% and all that stuff, so they decided to take him. Yeah. But I wouldn't touch that guy with a 300-foot pole. Yeah, he just didn't want to be there. Dude, he doesn't want to be anywhere. Get him out of here. Yeah. Just get him out of here. Brutal. The Oakland A's signed former White Sox first baseman Frank Thomas to a one-year deal. The 37-year-old Big Hurt signed for $500,000. The Aztecs continue to roll. They improved to 13-6 and 6-1 in the Mountain West Conference, beating New Mexico 75-69 last night. That's a look at sports. So we were talking about Chris Penn. The brother, Sean Penn, been in Reservoir Dogs. He was a really good actor.
They still don't know how he died. They did an autopsy, but now the coroner's office says they got to order blood and toxicology reports and stuff. Which is pretty normal, right, Sky? I mean, they do that anyway. They do that kind of thing. Yeah, that's what the coron officers said in, you know, their press release. They said, quote, it's just a normal procedure for someone who's 40 and has not seen their doctor. So, you know, it sounds like he hadn't been taking care of himself, hadn't been seeing the doctor. So they want to test, do a toxicology test and see what they find. But the autopsy turned up nothing. Have to wait and see. So Jamie Foxx has his... Special last night. Anybody see any of it? I did. You did? I watched like the first half hour. Did you like it? Like some of the musical performances were cool, but the whole like backstory on his life and recreating his childhood and his grandma and the stories through like little, you know, film, little short. Yes, little vignettes was really cheesy and kind of.
I don't know. I thought ego. I got a lot of ego out of that. Is there an element of why are we supposed to care? Thank you. I know you're a good singer and I wouldn't mind seeing you sing. But I don't know that I care about your upbringing. I got to see the last 15 minutes. I guess this isn't what the whole show was. Like I said, I only watched 15 minutes of it. But they were putting on almost like this play. It looked like a freaking R. Kelly thing, you know, where he was, like, writing something, and there was, like, a woman in the background, I guess was his grandma or something. I don't even know. I couldn't even pay attention to it. It was so bad. Really? Yeah. Let me hear... I want to hear him do some of the... He says he summons the ghost of Ray Charles last night. Cut 25. I wonder if he's dressed as Ray Charles, got the glasses on, the whole thing. I like it when he... Bob's just head back and forth like Ray Charles. He looks just like him. Sounded cool. Yeah, he was doing a little bit of that in the beginning of that. It was just weird. And so much about it was about him and women and his love for women and different women and even like...
involving it in the skits you know because these little skits had actors so it was a little boy actor supposed to be him and back in texas and their shack with the grandma and this little slutty girl comes over to sell cookies and he's all about buying cookies and then it cuts to the stage performance where one of the slutty ass dancers is dressed in the same outfit that the little girl was dressed in and yeah interesting yeah it was very interesting. Hey, you remember when we were talking about this, uh, do you guys remember when we were talking about this lady that was on, uh, that was like wife swap or so trading spouses. Do you remember the crazy lady from trading spouses? The one that was like, uh, you know, psycho religious and screaming out, you know, the devil is in here. The South Park character. Yeah, man. She looked like she was from South Park. She was crazy. And, uh, anyway, this was, uh, I'm going to try to refresh your memory. On her appearance on Trading Spouses. And then I'll play for you what I got for you. But this was her episode of Trading Spouses. It's got 31. Asked if she believed in God. She's not a Christian. She can be a Jew and believe in God. It doesn't matter. She's 10. Yes. Yes. She did. Dorksided. She said her whole house is. She is dorksided too. I want no money. I don't want it.
So, now, I remember watching this and I was telling my wife, I'm like, oh, man, I hope people don't think that that's what Christians are about. And my wife said, well, I think people know crazy people from crazy people. Yeah, that's what crazy people are about. Yeah, that's what crazy people look like. But anyway, I guess this woman has released a rap song. What? That's right. Oh, my. Yes, she has. Here's a sample. Cut 30. Yeah. That sounds really fantastic. Why can't you be sweet with a gap in your teeth? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good question. That's a good question. Oh, rap music. I love it. That's really a good example of the hip-hop community right there. Can't you be sweet with a gap in your teeth? That's right. On tour with Eminem.
Now everybody in the party say hey. We gonna have a party this weekend. Come on out and see 50 Cent with Marguerite. That's right, with special guest Usher. And the gap in her teeth. And, yeah, appearing first, the gap in her teeth. Hey, by the way, did you guys get that email that I sent you with the link to Kevin Federline listening to his own song? Dude. Did you guys get that? I watched with my jaw open. And my wife, I showed it to my wife and she goes, that should be the video to the song. It should. It's him, it's Kevin Federline in a studio listening to his own song. And it's for the whole length of the song, you get to see him really enjoying his own music. And it's like, you gotta be kidding me watching him. We got to put that up on the website or something. Yeah. Because it's just, it's such a, he is such a tool. Yes. And you're just watching him loving his own stuff. I mean, oh man. All right, we got to take a break. I'll put it up there. We'll be right back. How did you get on the radio? Radio. That's the question, Jimmy. The Mikey Show's on. If you don't think you can afford college, you don't need to look into getting a Cal Grant. Up to 8,000 bucks each year for college. And all you have to do is fill out two forms.
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It's like sometimes you come in to work, and I mean this, anybody going into your office, sometimes you come into work and it seems like everybody's kind of buzzing about something and you'd never heard of it before. I remember Eddie, I remember the day Eddie said, I called Eddie and I was like, have you heard of Britney Spears? And Eddie was like, yeah, dude, she's hot, blah, blah, blah. And it was like right when she was first coming out and I saw the video and I was like, whoa, whoa, you know? And so, I've never heard of this boondocks thing, and it's in the news twice today. One of them is this slang alert. This is from today's boondocks? Boston Ram? Would you cut this out? Yeah, yeah, I cut that out. That's from today's USA. From today's USA Today. It's not actually from, like, you know, the comic section. They're using it... Okay, so they're using it to illustrate the story. And the story is... that there is a new slang out there. Mm-hmm. New slang word for everybody. Pay attention. And the new slang word is for the word gay. If something is gay, it's very broke back. I love that. I do, too. I will use that. I do, too. Yeah, if something is gay, it's very broke back. Like, broke back. Mikey's taste of music? Broke back. Very broke back. Absolutely. My love for shoes is pretty broke back.
So, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Ah, so fresh. Okay, so then there's that. And then Sky said that there's a story about this magazine or about this comic as well because they used the freaking N-word. Yeah. And it was a Martin Luther King Jr. deal where they got Martin Luther King using the N-word, Sky says, on Cartoon Network. I guess Boondock started off as like a comic strip and then it's very popular and edgy and so they turned it into a cartoon series which is carried on Cartoon Network. I'm black. Reverend Al Sharpton is asking Cartoon Network to apologize because I guess they aired an episode called Return of the King where it shows Martin Luther King Jr. coming out of a coma and then using the N-word in a speech. Dang, lose blood. Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah, but the Cartoon Network has just ordered 20 new episodes of the Boondock, so I guess they don't really seem to care. Yeah, that is pretty scandalous, though, man. That's crazy! And I don't know anything about it. You know, I didn't know that it was a cartoon before today. I didn't know it was a cartoon on television or on the newspaper. And my thing is, isn't it, like, isn't it all kids that watch Cartoon Network? Yeah. No. No? I don't know. The Adult Swim. Yeah. And it's all, like...
They call it the adult what? Adult swim. Oh, really? And is it a period of time where it is sort of like for adults? Yeah, very much so. What's an adult cartoon? Well, there's a lot of them, actually. I'm trying to think of what the name of they are now. I know that before Family Guy returned to Fox, that was airing at that time. Gosh darn it, the names of the cartoons are like totally slipping my mind right now. But there's a lot of them. Where the subject matter is a little bit older in nature, right? Well, it's adult humor. Yeah. I mean, the kids aren't going to get that stuff, you know? And isn't the family guy, because I've never seen it, which Sky thinks I'm a nutbag. She loves it. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of them. Which is, it's a story of like, I don't even know if they're like aliens or what, but they're like, it's a giant. meatball, a giant milkshake and a thing of fries. They go around and it's crazy, man. It's adult humor? Yeah. Isn't Family Guy kind of dirty? Yeah, it's definitely adult humor. There's one that's very dirty called Drawn Together. It's kind of like a reality show with cartoons where they take different
Cartoon, they're like fake, but like a superhero, a pig in a cartoon, and like all these cartoon characters, and they put them in a house, and it's like a reality show, like real world. And they have two of the girls in the cartoons making out. I mean, it's crazy. And that's on Cartoon Network? Holy cow, man. I thought Cartoon Network was for little kids. I didn't know. Depends what time of day. Yeah, I mean, it's called Adult Swim, and it starts, you know, obviously, like, in prime time. Really? Yeah. Wow. This is fascinating to me. So, anyway, there you go with your new slang. Brokeback means gay. I like that. And the cartoon on the front of the life section that they show you of the USA Today is pretty funny, so maybe I got to start reading these. Look at this comic. They did pick up The Office for a third season, and I... You know, we kind of mentioned that. Because somebody called in and said, yeah, the office is not going to be. Didn't some lady call yesterday? She said it was going to be canceled. How dare she? There should be, like, charges against that, like screaming fire in a movie theater. You can't do that. Office is on tonight, by the way. I love that music. Life could not have been less interested in the show the first couple of episodes I showed her. And then something happened. She started loving it, just like the rest of the world.
You want to hear the description of tonight's episode? Please. When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff. Oh, so he's maybe wondering whether or not... It was like on purpose. Maybe on purpose because they don't like him. They just ordered up, NBC just ordered up a 22 episode third season. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Give it to me. How do they do, I mean, is that literally, is that like saying 22 weeks? Is that how they do it? Kind of, yeah. I never understood that because I thought, gosh, it seems to me like a season on television, I thought it was pretty short. For some reason, I thought a season was like three months or four months. Maybe it isn't. It's weird. I've never understood it because like, I remember when I was a kid, like seasons used to be so cut and dry, but now it seems like some seasons are 13 episodes, some are 22 episodes. Sometimes they come back to like six episodes, so. Yeah. It's kind of weird. 9.2 million viewers for The Office, by the way. And apparently that is 1.5 million more viewers than it had in the fall. You've got to watch the show. I'm not kidding you about The Office. It's damn funny. Tone Deaf Karaoke coming up here in just a bit. Don't go anywhere. Hello. Mikey's sort of a shady character. No, I mean, he gives off a lot of shade. All right, pay attention, stupids. The Mikey Show's on. Let's enjoy it. Rock 105.3.
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Oh, hello. Sky. Sean. The price of hookers is out of control. I'm glad you said that because they measured me and I'm 5'8 and a half. Oh, here we go. And Ashley. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Game on. Game on. A quino 5'3". Oh, it is 7'11". Partly cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. San Carlos is 39 right now. Chula Vista is 42 degrees. The ever-changing Ron Artest story just keeps getting better. He has now accepted the trade and will become a Sacramento king. Oh, what a goofball. All right, 570-1053 is our phone number because we are about to play. Come on now. Tone deaf. Tone deaf karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking. Retard. I swear I'm not joking. When I hear her singing, I'd rather lose an arm. Tone deaf karaoke is on.
Alright, it's time to play Tone Deaf Karaoke. Where's my list of songs, Ashley? Don't ever give you a list of songs. Don't I always have a... Do I? Yeah? For Puss Rock I do, but not for Tone Deaf. Remember, you can see them up on the B-Bar. On the bottom? Oh, on the bottom. I got them. I got them. Alright, 570-1053. If it's a call right now, if you want to play, what we do is we play Ashley listening to songs. Or singing to songs with her iPod on. And then you have to try to tell us what it is she's singing. She is tone deaf when she's singing. She's truly the worst singer in America. That's right. You don't mean that. Well, I do, but it's great. It is a lot like the bad American Idol auditions. But worse. Way worse. Only a lot worse. So 5701053, I wish everybody playing good luck. It is not easy to decipher sometimes what she's singing. Eddie, what is the prize today? We got UFC DVDs and movie tickets. Oh, that's nice. Good prizes. That is nice. P1 Eli? Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. It's going good. I'm going to give you Ashley singing, and you've got to try to tell me what it is she's singing, all right? Here we go. You're calling to me. I can't hear what you said. Then you say, go slow. I'll be high.
What the hell was that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one, uh... That is very challenging. That beautiful rendition. Dude, I'm... Eli, do you even have a clue? No, that is incorrect. All I need is a title or an artist. I got it. P1, Julie, don't tell me what it is. I'm going to play it for you one more time. When I'm done, then you tell me. Here we go. You're calling to me. I can't hear what you said. When you say, go slow. Your second hand unwinds. P1, Julie, title or artist? Cindy Lauper, time after time. Wow. Yes, it is. You're a winner, Julie. Congratulations. Hang on the line, please. All right. P1 Kim, are you there? Kim, can you hear me? Yes. All right. Are you ready to play tone-deaf karaoke? I'm ready. All right. Here is your clip. P1 Kim, can you give me a title or artist? Oh, my God. You give me the hardest one. Oh, I know. That was not easy. Nope. You got me. All right. P1 Drew, are you there? I'm going to play this again. Don't tell me what it is until the clip's done. Here we go. All right. Artist Drew.
I have no idea. That sounds like a dead cat. That was Aerosmith. You want Don? Yeah, that's me. Are you ready to play tone-deaf karaoke? I'm pretty sure I could try. All right, we're going to give you Ashley singing. You've got to decipher what it is. All I need is a title or artist. Here we go. Not so tough. Just because I'm in love. P1 Don, can you give me a title or artist of what Ashley is singing? I got it. Is it Ashley murdering a cat in the alley? You ought to be nice. Very close. Very close. P1 Melanie, if you know what it is, don't say. Okay. I'll play you the clip one more time. At the end of the clip, take your guess. All right.
Give me a title or artist? Uptown Girl. By Billy Joel. Ashley, congratulations, Melanie. So thank you. Hang on the line. Yeah, it was a very high note. P1 Crystal, you ready to play? Yes, I am. All right, here comes your clip. Tell me your troubles and doubts. Give me everything inside and all. I see a smile on Sean's face, so Sean may know what that is. P1 Crystal, are you there? Yes, I am. Can you give me a title or artist with that? I do not know it. Oh.
P1, Victor, don't tell me if you know, okay? I'm going to play the clip for you one more time. Victor, are you there? Yeah, I'm right here. Okay, here we go. Tell me your troubles and doubts. Give me everything inside and all. Baby, I'm strange. I'm real in the dark. Think of the tender things I'm working on. Slow change me. Pull us apart. Someone gets into your heart, baby. Ashley, when you sing that, do you put the right hand cupped up to the right ear so that you get the... I don't know. I just sing it. Most people put both of their hands cupped over both of their hands. Yes, yes. Victor, can you give me a title or artist? Is it a track from Sean's Greatest Hits? Can you give me a title? I don't know. That was Simple Minds. I mean, I could see the breakfast club in detention. That's right. It was just like... Can you see Judd Nelson, you know, throwing a tantrum? Right. The Bender in that supply closet going, one shot, just give me one shot. That's great. I like that song. That's good stuff. Thanks, Mike. P1 Weed. What's the word, brother? All right. A little tone-deaf karaoke. Okay. I'm going to play you a clip of Ashley singing, and you have to give me the title or artist. Um, towels in mud, and bleach.
Yes, I want you to be. It's different. It's different. It's an old memorabilia. Oh. Title or artist, P1 Weed? We call those guys Nirvana. Yes, you do. Ashley and Kurt, they sound different. Now, am I confused on the lyrics or is she confused on the lyrics? Because I thought those last words were memory of, not memorabilia. Did she say memorabilia? I thought so. Memorabilia. Memorabilia. Hang on the line, P1 Weed. Holy cow, he's a winner. Wow, Ashley. That's embarrassing. Wow.
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It's a pretty messed up ride out of the South Bay right now on North 805. In fact, a traffic alert has been issued from a bad accident involving an overturned SUV here in North 805 just before Mesa College. Pretty much is exactly the same spot where that freeway sign came down earlier in the week. It's blocking the slow lane. Now that's catching up with commute traffic coming out of the South Bay. Dude, just struggling from Chula Vista all the way in to Kearney Mesa. No fun. Yeah, hop over to the 5 freeway while it's still light on northbound 5. That's just got the usual stuff. approaching the South Bay Freeway up towards National City. It does slow again, though, out of Old Town into Mission Bay right now. East County commutes not too bad on the westbound 94 King Freeway. That's a little slow at the 805 and a few more brake lights in the downtown. Westbound 8, a little tougher, though, through La Mesa, from La Mesa Boulevard to Lake Murray. Then again from the 15 to the 805 Freeway. Plenty of old stuff out of the Escondido area. South 15 backed up big time from the 78 to West Bernardo Drive. And you've got quite a time on the southbound 5 with brake lights from Cannon Road. all the way down to Loma Santa Fe Drive in Salina Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on San Diego's rock station. Rocket of Fire 3. Mikey's show. Let me find him. Let me do it. What's up, Mikey? It's P1 Johnny. What's up, Johnny? Two quick things, man. One, thanks for all the info about Sleep Train, man. I just bought mine yesterday. You got a Sleep Train mattress? Oh, dude, just yesterday. Sleep comfort, man. Oh, you got the Select Comfort. I got the Select Comfort, man. I slept for 13 hours, and I've never done that before. Oh, my God. Dude, and I'm telling you, like, I wake up.
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Mikey Show. It is 728. Partly cloudy today. High temperature is from the mid to high 60s. Point Loma is 49 right now here in Kearney Mesa. It's 45 degrees. The Buick Invitational starts today at Torrey Pines. Golfers getting ready to tee off any minute now. So, you guys know how I've been working out at Fitness Together. They call it that because you work out with a personal trainer. I'm working out with this guy, Jamie, and he is a very nice guy. I'm learning to hate him. Leave there. So sore. I know it is. I know it's good. He's really good, man. You know, this Monday, I'm very glad to say I should have good things to report. Every week when we have to grade each other, we grade ourselves on a scale of 1 to 10 how well we ate and exercised. Mine have been terrible. I will have something good to report finally. Awesome. Nice. Trying.
Trying. You know what I'm saying? And now it's time for Bombed at the Beach. Okay, Bombed at the Beach is a fun game. What we do is we send Ashley down to beach bars armed with a recording device. And she interviews people. And she asks them very basic, basic knowledge type questions. Had to do with pop culture and just anything that we all should know kind of thing. But she only talks to people that are drunk. People that are... What's a great... What's the word they're using these days, Ashley, for drunk? Faded? Is that still... Faded. They still say that? Yeah, you can say faded. Say shattered. Loaded. Shattered? Do people really say that? Yeah. Young people, they say shattered. Hilton. Hammered. Hilton.
Tara, read it. Yeah, there you go. So she talks to people that are drunk and asks them these questions, and then we will all wager on whether or not they can answer it correctly. So if you would like to hitch your horse to one of us, you're going to hitch your horse to myself, Eddie, Sky, and are we going to do a listener playing this time? We'll do a listener playing. Now, does one of us take the time, does one of us take it off as we do this? Is that how we decided that we're going to do it? Thankfully. Last picked. Picked. So it's kind of like we're all in the schoolyard and one of us is going to go home suicidal today. I got you. I got you. Yeah. Okay, so who are the people that they'll choose from? Me, Eddie, Sky, and Sean. So last person to not be picked goes home crying, doesn't get to play, a listener does. Pick me. Let's see. This is P1 Mark. Yeah. Who would you like to select? Eddie, please. The Oracle. I'll take Eddie. Eddie's playing for you. Stupid. First round draft pick. Stupid.
P1 Jeff. Yeah. Who would you like to represent you? Sean. All right. Hang on the line. What up? Mike. Great. Oh, no. This is it, kid. That means the person is either going to pick me or Sky, and the other one can't play. Mikey Show. Who's this? P1 Ashley. Ashley, who would you like? Girl Power. I want Mikey. Look at Sky. This is Sky's favorite game, too. I love this game. She loves to play. I'm good, you effers. All right, that means P1 Manny, you're going to play for yourself. All right, dude? Yeah. All right, you ready to play Bomb to the Beach? Hey. You can help me, Sky. Mikey. Yeah. Just a little four pre...
Like a preface? Wow. A preface. A four preface. Okay, I went to the Cantina NPB and it was karaoke night. And who was running the karaoke night but our old friend Levi. You gotta be kidding me. The original Apprentice. The original Apprentice of the Mikey show. Well, I was going to give a little background. Let me give a little background. Yeah, tell the back story. We did a contest called The Apprentice. We allowed listeners to come in and do just like the real Donald Trump's apprentice and try to earn a job here at the radio station. Boston Rob actually ended up with the job, but he came in third place. The top three, though. Yes. One of the top three. That's right. Six people. The actual winner was this guy named Levi, and he got a job at the radio station, but he quit after a week? Yeah. Maybe? I don't know. It was a very short period of time. And so go ahead, Ashley. So he was, you know, running this karaoke night at the cantina. And so you're going to hear him, like, regulating, like, okay, who's up next? Yeah. And then he also chose to sing Boy George.
Do you really want to hurt me? Oh, that's broke back. I don't know if it's in the background. That's so broke back. It's very broke back. He literally got so into it. Sean, you would have been impressed. No. I'm going to quit you. That is a very odd choice. Yeah, it was great. A song to sing. That's very broke back. Okay. Well, Manny, here we go. This is... This is Ashley introducing herself to someone, and we're going to hear who this person is as well. Okay, hey, first of all, what are you drinking right now? What is that? Coke. And what? Coke and vodka. Okay. What's your name? My name is Jennifer. How much have you had to drink tonight? One drink. Oh, no. Okay, maybe multiply that times seven. Seven times one is seven. Okay, let's do it. Okay, question number one. You have no help. I will kill all of you. What two teams are playing this year's Super Bowl? Great question. Now, Ashley, was she being honest? Was she really 98 pounds? She was little. That sounds about right, though. She's a little Asian girl. So that sounds about right. 98 pounds. Yeah. She sounds wasted. That's why I asked her, because I'm like, seven drinks? How much do you weigh? She's tiny. Okay.
And the question that was asked of her was, what two teams are playing in this year's Super Bowl? The answer is Seattle and the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I would guess that we would take Steelers, Seahawks, Seattle, Pittsburgh, whatever. We will begin with me. I will say that she will not know who is playing in this year's Super Bowl. Eddie. Looking at my partner to see if I can get a read off her. But she's not playing. Sky's not actually playing this time. I'm going to say she knows. Right off the bat, I'm throwing a curveball. That's a bad guess, Eddie. Come on. I'm just saying that's a bad guess. She's so competitive, she will not support you, even when she's not involved. Even when she's on your side. Let me tell you something. Sky wants to be playing right now so damn bad. I could have completely ignored her in this bit, and yet I try to bring her in. That's right. And yet she still doesn't support me. Well, I'm just letting you know you're about to get it wrong. You know what? We'll see.
That's my help to you. You know what is great? She's still playing even though she's not allowed to play. So true. She's still playing. She figured out how to play. Yeah, she figured a way out how to play. Hey, by the way, I just want to say Eddie's answer is correct this time. Okay, so Eddie says yes, she will know who is playing in the Super Bowl. We go over to Sean. No way. And should we have the Manny go? He should be the fourth player, right? Yeah. Okay. So, Sean, you say no way. I say no. All right. Manny, what do you think? I'm going to have to go with Eddie and say she does. You think she does? No. Wow. Attaboy, Manny. All right. Yes. And let's get the answer. Seattle Seahawks and Philadelphia or Pittsburgh or something. Yeah. For sure. Okay. I'm going to say no. Oh, come on. She only got one team. She says Philadelphia. She says Philadelphia. I'd like to help you on the front side and you didn't listen to me. She said Philly first. A half answer doesn't count. Oh. Sorry. That was so good. Maybe you'll listen to me on question number two. You know what? I'm done with you. You're out. Oh, no. You are out. And you know what? If you would have answered the other way, you would have argued the other way. Of course. Excuse me. You're so full of this guy. Did you hear how drunk she is? You would have been like, oh, she said it. I knew there was no way. Sports every day. I don't even know who's going to the Super Bowl. That's not surprising. You don't listen to my sports every day. You tune out and do your nails over there when I'm doing the sports. I hear it.
I mean, I'm actually in the room. Listen, here we go. I know it. Here we go. Here comes question number two for Jennifer. That's awesome. I didn't get it. Like, I didn't even know the answer. Oh, you goofball. Oh, my goodness. I love you so much. That's great. That's great. We will begin with Eddie. I'm going to say. Trick question. Yeah. The answer, by the way, is Lake Tahoe. The major lake in the Tahoe area. I'm going to say she does not know. Bravo, Eddie. Of course. Just keep it to yourself. Of course. Playing the game even though you're not allowed to play. You have just said that you believe that she will not know. Oh, my God. Send her out of the room. All right. All right. Sean, will she be able to answer correctly and say Lake Tahoe?
For as much as she's had to drink, she actually sounds pretty lucid. I'm going to say she knows. Yes. Manny, will she know or not? I will say yes. She will know that it's Lake Tahoe. I'm the only one? Eddie's the only one that does not believe she'll know that it's Lake Tahoe. I'm the only one. I'm with you. Here we go. Penises. Did she just say badass penises? You can keep playing it. Okay. You know that's not a lake. Oh, that's why you wanted the lake? I would call shenanigans, Eddie. Ashley helped there, and that is BS. She gave an answer, and then Ashley was like, come on. You know that's not a lake. She asked what the lake was. That was in the question. She asked the question. She answered. She didn't say anything that wasn't in the question. Excuse me. She asked the question. Ashley asked the question. She answered. Then she goes, you know that's not a lake. And then they gave the correct answer.
Yeah, but she was already rethinking her answer. It's not like Ashley spurred her on to ask you a different answer. If Ashley had said something like, we're thinking Tahoe here. Excuse me. If we're going with the rules that you just set from the previous question, her first answer was incorrect. Let's go to a judge. Sky raises her hand. Boston Rob. What? Can I just say one thing first? Go ahead, Sean. Because in the question that we had last, the very last question, at the end of it, she said, I don't know. Sean, you set a criteria. She said, I don't know. Sean, you set a criteria. And she did not say it this time. You set a criteria. Listen, I don't want to go with technicalities. I want to go with the spirit of the thing. She knows that it's Lake Tahoe. If she had said, the girl answers. She does not know what the other team wants. Go ahead, Ashley.
The reason why I said, no, give your real answer, like, was because she gave a jackass answer at first. I said, no, what do you really think it is? And then she gave the right answer. I mean, I didn't get the impression. Hang on a minute. I don't get the impression that she's, like, being serious. I'm waiting to hear what she thinks. I don't think that she's being serious when she says big penises or whatever she said. No, that was her jackass answer. So I said, what do you think the real answer is? And she went, and then she told me the real answer. I think she knew it. Go ahead, Skye. In the history of this game. All the interviewer, a.k.a. Ashley, is supposed to do is ask the question, and that is it. Ashley's not even supposed to know the answers. I didn't know that answer. If the person said big penises or whatever, she's supposed to go, okay. Finally, what do you think, Rob? After hearing everything, I'm going to have to rule with Eddie on this because of the criteria set at the previous answer. You know, she did say something first, whether it was jackass or not. Eddie, you are correct. Yes. It'll go in your favor, my friend. I'm two for two. Okay. Sky, you can't play. I'm just for the record. Here we go. Question number three. Question number three. UFC. UFC stands for Ultimate Fighting Championship. This time we will begin with Sean. No way. I say no way. Eddie? No.
No way she'll get it. What did you say, Skye? I said you guys are smart. You're playing the game, Skye. No, I'm just validating your intelligence. I'm validating your intelligence. UFC stands for UFC. Something. College or something. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God. Football college. This girl was so crazy. Yeah. I couldn't even keep up with her. Well, she's drunk. And see, this is the thing you got to take into consideration. You got to take into consideration. Some people are drunk. Some people are drunk, but even if they were sober, they're not very smart. That's accurate. You got to try to figure that out. That's very accurate. So here we go. Question number four. Question number four. Okay. What is the mile high city?
To most of us, that is a very, very easy question. The Mile High City is Denver. Oh, it is. I did not know that one either. Ashley. Thank you. You know, I really like when we play this game. I get smarter. Yeah, like I learn. Oh, no. You're right. Only drunker. Although not for me. Yes. We will begin with you, P1 Manny. Will she know that the Mile High City is Denver? I think she will. I will say she will know. And the reason, I got to tell you, the reason I think that, I don't think that there's a lot of options for the Mile High City. Even when you're drunk, when you start thinking, well, what city, you know, is that San Francisco? No. Is that Dallas? No. She could pull out Humboldt with the whole high reference. Ah, yes. To be a jackass. Yes, yes. And so the precedent is, is it always going to be a rule that the first thing out of their mouth, if they say a joke, I think that we should, we will go with it in this game, but we should, like, go with the spirit of things.
Later, in the later games. Yeah, I agree. I'm fine with that as long as there's no prompting. Exactly, exactly. And we got to talk to Ashley about that. There can't be any like, okay, you know, what's the real thing? Like there can't be any of that because once she said the thing about the lake, then that popped into the, it clicked into the person's head. Okay, well then how about she's allowed to say to them, I need a real... Is that your final answer? Yes, yes. I'm okay with that. Is that your final answer? I will agree to that. Okay. We're good then. Okay. Okay. So, at this point, Manny says that she will not know? Is that what you said, Manny? He said yes. Oh, you said that she will know. I say she will know. Eddie, what do you think? I say she will not know. Okay. And Sean? No. She will not know. Nope. All right, so two of us think she will, two of us think she won't. Her answer. High City. I know. I know what the Mile High Club is. Dumb jerk. I'm with you. Obviously, you don't think the Mile High City is San Francisco. Unless you're legally retarded. Holy cow. Last question. For the record, Sky would have gotten that one wrong. That's not true.
Sky just shot you to look like you, son of a... Excuse me, I'm three for three right now. Sky, you're not playing. Do you understand? You're not playing. I'm the one who said the thing about the humble jackass answer. Will you two please stop? Last question for Jennifer. Last question. I mean, everybody knows Apple makes iPod, and I mean everybody. Everybody knows that. But this dumb broad, Mile High City with San Francisco, oh boy, I am in a quandary. And it starts with me this time. I say she knows Apple is the manufacturer of the iPod, Eddie. Yeah, this is one of those ones where I feel like she may pull it out of her ass, you know, and you're like, how did she know that? Right. But I'm going to go against that and say I don't think she knows. Not smart. Sky! Sky! What? You're playing the game. Well, no.
No, I'm just letting Eddie know. You're supposed to sit this week out. I'm not playing. Part of sitting out is being quiet. Whatever. Sean, will she know that Apple makes the iPod? It's hard because she could come out with a funny answer first, and in this game, that's going to count, even if she comes up with another answer. I will say yes. Well, wait a minute. Can we go with our rules that we just made up? Okay, we can go with our rules already, Sean, so you'll be in the clear. As long as Ashley doesn't prompt her with something like, you know it's a fruit. Right, exactly, exactly. Ashley didn't appreciate that. Ashley did not appreciate that. I'm just giving an example. Ashley just shook her head. I want to tell people what people missed listening on the radio. I look over at Ashley, and Ashley shakes her head and silently points to Skye like that one right there. Peace of work. I tell you not with her today. All right.
So, Sean, what was your answer again? I'd say yes. She knows. And finally, Manny. You're going to say she knows as well. Eddie's the only one saying she didn't know. Not smart, Eddie. Here we go. Well, that was the fifth question. You smarty pants. Well, then I'm five for five. You are infuriating. Damn it. Sky, you can't play. I'm not. We can't know what you think. I'm not playing. We're not allowed to know what you think. I'm not playing. We'll be back for round two coming up. It's the Mikey Show. He's a modest man with much to be modest about the Mikey Show. As floodwaters poured into New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, Americans need to pour out their support for their neighbors. Because the winds destroyed homes and lives, we must all help rebuild the ravaged cities quickly and without government bureaucracy. You can provide direct hands-on relief for the desperately needed basics of life by volunteering for or giving to
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All right, here we go. Ashley? Yes. You go out to the bars, right? Yeah, I was at the Cantina Karaoke Night in PB. In Pacific Beach? Yes. Talking to drunk people? Man, that place gets ridiculous on Wednesday night. It's crazy. So she talks to them, and then we have to take a guess of whether or not they can answer these questions that she's asking them correctly. And they're pretty easy questions, but when you're drunk, who knows? Here we go. Karaoke performance. What are you? My name is Bo. Do you have a preface about Bo? I do have a preface. What can you tell me? Bo Bice? No. Bo is sloshed, but he has his wife with a thick accent as well, and you're going to hear her chime in, and he is very slow with his answers, so just be prepared for that. This guy is wasted. Okay. Let's hear more of the introduction. And where are you from, Bo? I'm from Texas. Okay. Okay.
What have you had to drink tonight? Be honest. Be honest? Okay, I've had a Corona, and I've had a Margarita, and I have had three Jack and Cokes. And a Corona. The answer is Nick Lachey. I must say, this falls into the category of, even if he wasn't drunk. He does not know Nick Lachey. That's right. Now you're not even waiting until I answer. Oh, I'm here to help everyone, Eddie. You know, you can't be so selfish and just hoard my skills. You're not supposed to help, Eddie. Oh. So he has to say Nick Lachey, correct? He can't just say Nick. Because the question says first and last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, first and last. I will say he does not know. Sean. No way.
Nope. He doesn't know? No, he doesn't. Do the answer. Jessica, that's Bo Dukes. He thinks that that is... He's thinking of the movie Dukes of Hazzard. Yes. Bo Dukes. Cousin. Cousin. Bo Dukes' cousin. Uh-oh. Jessica Simpson. I think I know her. Ashley, man. Ashley. You have to sit your fat, ugly ass down and shut that ugly, haircutted face off. Get out of here, you dumb hick. Sit down and drink some water. No more beer. Only water. What was that? Cooter Locker. Retards talking to each other. I'm trying to get an answer out of him. That's a hazard. Okay, but you don't know who she's married to? No. Like pulling teeth with this guy. Wow.
I like how you took control there, Ashley. That was awesome. Fit your ugly one-toothed ass down. I'm telling you, these people were hammered. It's hard. All right. Question number two for Bo. He is ridiculous. Question number two. How many is it? Only donuts. The answer to the... Yes, yes. It can only be donuts in a baker's, though. The answer to the question is 13, and... And Eddie, do you think he'll be able to answer that? No, come on. He can't even count to 13. Sean. I'm going to say no, too. It's a tough one. And the reason that it's a tough one is that could be like a blue-collar job he's had very easily. What was your guess? I will say, I don't know if I can afford to go crazy here. Take the chance, Mike. Stop it, Sky. Make a comeback, dude.
A comeback. Do I need a comeback? I don't know. Am I behind? You're behind me. Oh. You're not. Come on. Playing. Come on. I will say no. He doesn't know. His answer. 13. Son of a bitch. He worked in the blue collar industry. Son of a bitch. Tried to tell you. I almost did it. I mean. Sky, you keep your mouth shut over there. Yeah, P1s. Maybe you'll pick me next time, all right? Oh, wouldn't you be quiet? Question number three. Question number three. Oh, no. The answer is Brokeback Mountain. Crackles and Narnia. Now, you know what's funny, man, is I was just thinking about this. I was just thinking about this yesterday about how this movie is a cultural phenomenon. People have heard about it. It's tough.
To not have heard about Brokeback Mountain. My mom and dad know what Brokeback Mountain is. We will begin. From Texas. Sky! Just saying, dude. I mean, do we got to bring duct tape into these? Seriously. It's not like it wasn't said before. We will begin with Sean. Will he know that it's Brokeback Mountain, Sean? I think that he may be aware that there's a gay cowboy movie. I don't know if he's going to know the title. I'm going to say no. Manny. Yeah, I'm going to have to say no, too. I'm going to say that he will have to think about it, but that, yes, he will know that it is Brokeback Mountain. Way to go, Mike. Eddie? I feel that he is going to get part of it right, but not completely right. That sounds good. If you screw it up, I will say no. Let's see if he knows. Gay Cowboys, new movie, it's about a mountain. It is, now, for the record,
Is it not bent over mountain? Well, in some circles, I'm sure it's called that. No, it's really not. Nope. Yes, bonus points for Eddie. It was dead on. It was dead on. Next question. It's District of Columbia. I mean, give me a break. We will begin with you, Manny. Say yes, Manny. He does not. There's no way he knows that. Eddie? Not a chance in hell. Sean is answered. Question. Washington, D.C. Cowboy. He said Dallas Cowboy. Washington, D.C. He's in Washington, D.C. right now. Shut up. Don't tell her. Don't tell her that. It's Mr. Columbine. His wife. You're crazy. You're a stupid redneck. You are so stupid. You're stupid as a cow.
California faggot. You are too. All right. Last question. Sorry, Manny. Last question. Here we go. Okay, question number five. Okay. Is that Levi in the background? Rocking the house. Oh, yeah. Question number five. Okay. What is he saying? Give it up for somebody. Rachel. I love it. Name one celebrity on Dancing with the Stars. Name one celebrity on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, boy. I will say no. He will not know. I mean, there are a lot of answers. I know that Jerry Rice is on it. I know that, what's his name, the black rapper? Master P. Master P is on it. Who else, Eddie? Are we accepting people who are currently on it or who are on it this season at all?
Because there's been a couple people kicked off. Anybody on this season. I will say no way. Eddie. He could watch it. He could watch it with his wife. His wife might love it. Might love it. Maybe he's a Jerry Rice fan. Oh, this is a hard one to me. He's only got to get one, Sky. Come on, Eddie. He knows it. From Texas. He's not watching Dancing with the Stars. He's going to get one person. He's seen a commercial. A commercial? He fades. tunes out. You don't know him. I know this guy. I've met 80 of them. That's true. More than that. Wow, Eddie. Sean, does he know one celebrity on Dancing with the Stars? Yeah, I think he knows one. One. Manny? I'm going to say no. Let's see if he knows one. One celebrity on Dancing with the Stars. I watched that. Trey Ross. Yes!
He watches it. That is nuts. That is shocking. Yes. Crazy madness. Yes. How would he know that? He watched it. How the hell? It's a cultural phenomenon, buddy. My. My. My. California. He's like, oh, that shit was pretty broke back, but. Got you. Let's get a drum roll, please, and a winner. Remember, Sean, I. My score doesn't count. You don't have to remind me of that. Ladies and gentlemen, today's winner, winning for P1 Jeff, Sean. Sean swimming right under the radar. I'm sorry about that, Manny. That's all right. That's okay, man. I'm sorry about that, dude. And we got something small we can give to you, so hang on the line, okay? All right. We'll give you a consolation prize, buddy. Hang on. But let's see if he's still on the line with us. P1 Jeff, are you there?
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45 degrees. Golfers are teeing off as we speak as the Buick Invitational starts today. Okay. I got something huge for you. Huge. You're going to have an opportunity to win this tomorrow morning. You're just going to have to be at the radio station tomorrow morning at 6.30. Tomorrow morning, we are going to do a Fear Factor type of event. Going to be Mikey Show Fear Factor. So if you can come down to the radio station tomorrow morning at 6.30, dressed in stuff that you're ready to get messed up to do the Mikey Show Fear Factor, you can win two tickets to the UFC 57 next weekend. What? Chuck Liddell versus Randy Couture 3. Round trip airfare for two. Two nights hotel accommodations at my favorite...
hotel in Las Vegas, the Mandalay Bay Hotel. What? Wow. All winners have to be 21 years old and up. It's February 3rd to the 5th, okay? It's next weekend. That's when this is. Ashley, of course, knows that. Can I play? No, you cannot. Ashley is a UFC fan. UFC 57 at Mandalay Bay, Chuck Liddell versus Randy Couture 3. It's sold out. Eddie, did you tell me, was it you that told me, they are scalping tickets for this event for up to $9,000. Yes. And tomorrow morning, we will have two tickets, plus airfare for two, to go see it. All you have to do is come down to the radio station tomorrow morning. Got to be here at 630. You have got to be dressed. to get things dirty, and you've got to be a resilient person that is willing to go to outrageous lengths to get to go see the UFC 57. This is definitely one of the biggest prizes we've ever given away on the show. I've already ordered it for myself on pay-per-view. And to be watching that, it's really going to be awesome. What were the results of one and two? Randy Couture won the first fight. Chuck Liddell knocked him out in the second fight and is the current light heavyweight champion.
Oh, this is going to be good. So be down here tomorrow morning. Now, what do we need? Just got to call in right now and we'll sign them up. If you can do it. If you can do it tomorrow morning over 21. Yeah. And want to participate tomorrow morning. Here's what I do not want. And I'm not kidding about this. Don't call if you can't come down here. If you're calling us to give us your name and, you know, get in on this, you're only calling because you're taking the day off or you have the day off or you can be here. If you can do that. Then get her done. And think you can compete in a Fear Factor style competition. You know what Fear Factor is. It's gross. It's grueling. It's facing your fears. And we're going to be doing it tomorrow morning. Let me talk to somebody that might be willing to do this. P1 Eric? Eric, are you there? Hello. I can't hear anything on that line. It's a phone on. Remember B-Rob ran in here and was freaking out about the phone. What did he say?
Nothing. It was just during break, so I was wondering if you pushed a button, but you look good. P1 Eric? Yes. You can come down here tomorrow? Yes. Okay. And you are willing to do gross and disgusting things? Whatever it takes to get UFC tickets. I'll take that. And airfare, dude. Hotel at the Mandalay Bay? Are you kidding me? Staying at the Mandalay Bay? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Ah, yes. You know it. That's right. When I'm in Vegas, my name is Ginger. Huh? Hang on the line. Hi, Marianne. That's right. Okay. No. Talk to somebody else excited. P1, Jesse, are you ready to come down here tomorrow morning? Ready to get dirty? We'll see what's going on. Okay. But I'll be ready, though. I'm ready. Okay. And hopefully you will, because it could mean... Yeah, what's up with that? We'll see what's going on. Either it's like a yes or a no. Jesse, you don't really... Yeah, you don't... I'll be there.
You don't really seem that enthusiastic, I'll be honest. Yes, if we hold a spot for this guy. Yeah, if we're going to hold a spot for you, I want to hear you excited. All right. All right. I'll be there no matter what. You got it. That's what I want to hear, baby. Hang on the line. Damn, Skippy. Where are the broads? We're called ladies. Where are the broads at, like, UFC? Is there no dame out there? We're women. Not one dish wants to call in and say, I will do this. Did you make that up right now? Come on. Somebody's got to want to do it. Who's this? Brianna. You sound like a girl. Girl. How old are you? I'm 22. And you will participate in Fear Factor? Yes. Are you a UFC fan? Not really, but I know that I could probably sell it for a lot of money. That you could what? You know what? I could probably sell it for a lot of money, and I really need some right now. Hey, listen, that may piss people off, but the bottom line is that's her prerogative. It's true. It's very offensive as a UFC fan. She can do that, though. So would you take the trip to Vegas and then try and scalp the tickets there? I'd probably sit on Craigslist or somewhere. I don't know. You're not going to have much time. That's all right. So what would you do with the airfare and the hotel? Sell it. Yeah, sell it. I don't know if she can, but okay. Why not? I'll try.
Why couldn't she? The winner can be anybody. All they have to do in our winner department is not fill it out until she's got... It's hers to do with what she will. Oh, interesting. As far as I know, I mean, unless there's some legality that we don't know about. I can be there, and I will do anything for money. So, dude, oh my God. Really? Well, not that, but... Why aren't you an alcoholic? I'll do whatever I have to. You can pour whatever you have to on me. All right, Brianna. All right. All right, please. Oh, my. Make a meal. All right, hang on the line, please. That's going to anger people, dude. Oh, I know. There's got to be guys out there right now that are like, you've got to be. I'm rooting against her. I am, too. But she could win the whole day. How scandalous would that be? You've got to listen tomorrow morning. We're going to do this at 7 o'clock. Okay, now for the big thing. I don't know if you heard any of this. Let me play what happened yesterday between Ashley and Eddie. Listen to this, and then we're going to get to the bet. Here's what happened. Yesterday. Later on today, one of the greatest matchups in the history of tennis, Eddie versus Ashley. Thank you. Details to come tomorrow. Has Ashley been practicing more or something? She's playing more? She plays. Yeah, I play a lot. Most every week, yeah. Eddie, how often do you play? I've just started playing again after a long layoff. Like how long? I played one time with Ashley like what, six months ago? Longer than that. Yeah, it's been a long time. Like ten months ago. It's like riding a bike, Mike.
So, Eddie, what do you think? Because she's more in practice, she'll beat you? No. Yes. No, there's no chance. Wait, there is no chance. Okay, let me explain. I'm a man, okay? I'm a boy. I got boy parts. I got it. Okay, I'm not going to lose to her a female who has girl parts. Yes, you will. What? What kind of argument is that? Well, it's science, Holmes. Ashley? How many times? Eddie loves to call Sky Holmes. And he likes to say in science, Holmes. I love it. In the past two days, he's said that to me like four times. Dumb. Ashley, have you ever beaten Eddie? I've only played him once. What was the score? 6-1. No, it was 6-love. Oh. You didn't score a point on me. Harsh. And now you feel that you will come back from losing to him 6-1 and actually beating him? 6-0. Absolutely. Yeah, I played a bunch. He hasn't played at all. Plus, he, like, hurt his rotator cuff. I don't know if that's back to par. You too? Yeah, it's back at par. You too? I know how that is. Make a bet. Oh, hello. We were, like, already discussing it off the air. I'd be glad to come in tomorrow if I lose, and I will admit that she, as a female gender, defeated the far superior male athlete. Oh, God.
I'd be happy to admit that on the air. What about you, Ashley? You know how much that makes me happy? Because I'm going to kick his ass and it's going to be that much more gratifying. But what would you do if you lost? If I lost? I don't know. Because I was asking him. I'm like, what do you... Like, I don't know. What did you want me to do? I'm not going to lose. It's not even like an option in my head. Make it good. I'm in the game zone right now. Well, I mean... Make her dress a little... Dunce outfit or something like that? Well, no. I mean, the bet should be equal. Well, I don't care. Of course I'm going to win. That's what I said, Skye. Yeah, but that's not really that very exciting, you know? Okay, well then, Eddie will have to wear the dunce cap or Ashley will have to wear the dunce cap. And both admit that the other and the other is more superior. I think that's a fair bet. So if Eddie loses, he's got to put on a dunce cap as well and say, you are far superior to me. Yes. I'd be happy to do that. And then vice versa. Yes. I like it. Wow. Can we take a picture and put it on the intranet? Yeah. Sure. All right, then. When are you guys going to play? This afternoon. Right after we get off work. They played. Duh. A no-brainer. I said it. Did you not hear my clip? I said, of course I was going to win. It was such a close game. Or match. Well, the final score was 6-3. 6-4. It was 6-3. 6-4.
Remember? It was 4-5 and it was 6-4. Absolutely. I broke your serve. We were 3-3. Then you were 3-4. Then you were 3-5. I thought it was 6-3. Maybe she's right. It was 6-4. I'm not kidding. I thought it was 6-3. Well, I of course remember because I got four games. It was 6-4. Okay. Either way, Ashley has a dunce cap in her studio right now. And that's not it. She now has to read a prepared letter that Eddie is forcing her to read. Do you have that letter in front of you? Look at how irritated she is. Just for the record, every game went to deuce multiple times. I did a very good job. I don't know why. Any props, please? I'm wondering what that even has to do with the fact that she lost. Well, it's important. It shows that it was a very close game. If I would have come in here and I found a loss and would have been spouting on all these details, you would have been all over my ass and been like, who cares? She won. As long as you're telling the truth.
We're saying you did win. No one's saying you didn't win. We're just giving the audience a detail. You're unbelievable. It is, in fact, though, it is, in fact, Skye, a detail that to you would have been irrelevant had it been Eddie that lost. Oh, Skye! Dude, you know she won. Look at Eddie. We gotta get cameras on this show. Anyways, it was close. That's all I have to say. Alright, Ashley. You got to put on your dunce cap. Hey, if this were horseshoes, Close would have been great. If it were hand grenades, Close would have been... We almost went to tiebreaker, Eddie. What kind of dunce cap is that? Well, it had to be able to fit over her headphones, so what we got was a construction cone. Oh, my gosh.
the biggest construction cone I have ever seen. I can't wait until we take a picture of this. I feel very uncomfortable right now and awkward. Pictures and video of the tennis match by intern Bobby Kernels will be up on the website. It almost fell off. Be careful. That looks so silly. She's got it on right now. That is so funny. It looks great. I'm so sorry. Ashley's wearing a great big giant tennis cap. You are a dunce. I'm sweating right now. All right, now go ahead, Ashley, and read your prepared letter. We're playing again next week, just for the record. That's fine. Another bet. Okay. Another bet next week. Great. Can't wait. Here we go. Don't talk tough with me. You lost. You lost. All right, Pap. Here we go. What? Hello. My name is Ashley. I'm the assistant to... The producer. She hates that. That's not cool. She hates that. You know that's her hot button. She wants to be the assistant producer. She's Dwight on The Office. On The Mikey Show. Please read that part again. I am the assistant producer. For the record, I'm the assistant producer. Excuse me. I'm turning her mic off. She cannot. Yeah. Deviate. Ashley, get in here.
I want you to leave your studio and bring your dunce cap and come in here. Yes. I'm turning the mic off. Get her, Mike. She is going to do this right. You have got to stay to the script. Yes. You cannot deviate. No deviation, kiddo. Oh, that dunce cap is so funny. Start from the beginning. Yeah, start from the beginning and do not deviate from the script. I love this so much. We got to tell her what this is. Sean, tell her what deviate is. Deviate means? Fine. It means don't drift away from the words. Start again. That's not what it means, but go ahead. Hello, my name is Ashley. I am the assistant to the producer on The Mikey Show. I would first like to say that I am sorry for once again challenging the far superior in every way, Eddie. Once again, he has proven that the male... gender is the dominant species. I do not know why I continue to challenge that thought. Eddie, with his grace and power, soundly defeated me on the tennis court yesterday. Just as he did in the ping pong match. How dare you, Eddie? And well...
Every other thing I've ever challenged him in. Look at her. Wow, Ashley, that is really big of you. That is so cool that you're able to say these things. Well, these are not my words. Do not deviate. Sean, tell her what deviate is. Speaking for Skye. Speaking for Skye. Excuse me. I would like to say that women should know their place. Okay, this has nothing to do with me and I'm offended by you putting me in this space. Hey, it's Ashley saying it, Skye. Start again. Start that part again. This is BS. Start that part again, please. This is BS. Who are you speaking for? Yes, please. Please. Come on, Ashley. Speaking for Skye, I would like to say that women should know their place and know that when it comes to most things in life, males are just better. How dare you? It's Science Holmes. I am pissed. This is crap. I had nothing to do with this. And how dare you drag me into it? Science Holmes? This is Ashley's statement, not mine. You wrote it, jerk ass. I don't hear my voice. It's Science Holmes. Shut up. Shut up right now. Go ahead, Ashley. In conclusion,
I would like to thank Eddie for taking it easy on me and not humiliating me like he could have. Because, of course, he is a man and I am a woman. Eddie, you are the greatest. I bow before you, O king of the tennis court. What, Ashley? She put it down. Ashley, you got to read it. We'll now go into the kitchen where I belong and make you a pot pie. Thank you. Holy crap. I'll make it. Down in the history of some of the all-time greatest speeches. Disgusting. We'll be back. It's a Mikey show. Insensitive to joy. How could this happen? Rock 5-3. Battery trouble? Then get in the zone. Auto zone before battery trouble leaves you stranded. Fact is, if the battery in your car is more than four years old, you're at risk.
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And that is slow and go past the 805 because people realize it's going to be too much of a hassle to get on that freeway. So they're continuing through Mission Valley Hotel Circle, making that a mess, all the way to the 5 freeway. And that's affecting the northbound 5. You've got plenty of traffic out of downtown from the S-curve all the way to Mission Bay now. South on 7 to 15, still bumper to bumper from the 78 to West Bernardo Drive. And your coastal route, southbound 5, still finding a struggle here from La Costa all the way down to the racetrack in Del Mar. I'm Rick Lawrence on San Diego's rock station, Rock 105.3. Mikey Show. Hey. Hey. I never, ever get through, and I'm up early enough today to finally get through. I wanted to tell Mikey about Sleep Train. I got a deal there that will beat anything I've ever heard on the radio ever. You're the best. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, dude. Sleep Train's great. What did you get? What kind of mattress? Okay, Simmons Beauty Rest. Isn't that what you have, Sky? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Simmons Beauty Rest. It was a $6,000 mattress they gave to me for half price. Whoa. That's awesome. And they threw in pillows. That's the way it goes at Sleep Train. That's true. Oh, I bet it's so freaking comfortable. Like a cloud. Oh, I want it. Salt in the wound, Mikey. I know it's salt in the wound because I don't have my sleep train mattress right now. It's in storage. I'm sleeping on a tomb. I'm sorry? This is Mikey. Oh, Mikey, hey. I didn't know I was talking to you. Sorry. That's all right.
Uh, but yeah, it's a Simmons beauty rest. They even broke down the difference between the best ones and the lower end ones. And I guess the only thing better is what you got is a Stearns and Foster. I love it. But California King Ultra Soft, it was $59.95. They gave it to me for $29.95 and gave me everything I just set free. Everything. All right. A 600 thread count sheet set for free. You're awesome. Thank you for calling. Okay. New Line Cinema. Not dying in a roller coaster or two. Get off that roller coaster. I'm still going to die. Death has a plan, and it will find us. Unless we can figure out how to stop it. Few audiences rave. Final Destination 3 is wilder. But the best one yet. I never thought I could see my own death before it happened. Final Destination. Final Destination team not admitted without parent. Starts Friday, February 10th. Get a free movie ticket. Destination 3. The two pack of Final Destination 1 and 2 on DVD. The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I may be a homo, but I'm an honest one. Eddie. I believe on the show, I am the expert on boots.
Sky. I'm out on like chewy, fatty meat. Sean. I'm going to murder you with your wife's bra. All right. Boston Rob. I'm a baseball fan, man. I'm on MOB.com constantly. And Ashley. I'm your daughter and you hate me. It's the Mikey Show. And all you hear is like this awful, strokey, slurping sound. Oh, no, no. A 5'3". All right, welcome back to the show. It is 841. Partly. cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. Camp Pendleton's 43 right now downtown. It's 50 degrees. Alright, welcome back to the show. We got somebody holding on line 3. Mikey's show. Hello. Yes, this is Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Yes. What can I do for you? Well, I've been listening for the past month now. I'm new to the show and I absolutely love it. You guys make my morning every morning.
And where did we get you from? Who were you listening to before? My CDs. Just CDs, huh? Yeah. And now you're listening to the Mikey show. Yeah, I feel sorry for Ashley, but that was a great segment. Yes, well. That was really hilarious. Ashley, what she does is she lets her mouth write checks that her tennis skills cannot afford. I was actually originally calling for the fear factor thing. I'm still going to come down just in case somebody punks out because I'm going to be trying to do that for my husband. Right on. And he's in the military, so he definitely deserves it. And also to ask how I can become a P1. Do you want to ask how you can become a P1? Yes. You've already become a P1 because when I answered the phone, you had your radio turned down, you got to your point, and you didn't cuss. Oh, I love that. So that makes you a P1. Now, there are some other things about a P1. A P1 turns new people on to the Mikey Show. Uh-huh. A lot of P1s will sign up at MySpace in the P1 Army. Just search P1 Army on MySpace. You can become a MySpacer. Listen exclusively? Yeah, listen exclusively to the Mikey Show so you are not listening to other morning shows. You're only listening to the Mikey Show. I've been faithful in that part for the last month.
Very, very cool. I love Skye. Oh, my God. Her point of views are a lot like me. And the funny thing is... Oh, so you're crazy. This is our newest P1. It would be nice. And remember, P1 also listens to us for long periods of time because, you know, we do this show for you. When we were hired here, we were hired to do a show until 10 o'clock. And the way that I do it is sometimes we're done at 10 o'clock. Most of the days we're not. And so we stay on until we're done, and we give you 110%. Yeah, I've noticed that. We want you to listen for long periods of time, and we hope you do. And you are already a P1, Crystal, and I will give you something. I don't know what I can give you, but since you're a new P1, I'll give you some kind of a prize to say we appreciate you. Yes, I listen from 7 to 9. That's the only time I can because I have to go to school at 9. Okay, well, hang on the line. Hang on the line, will you? Yeah. We're going to give you a prize. Hang on. I don't know what, but I'm sure we got something. What do we got? Why don't we do some of this stuff? We haven't talked about a lot of stuff. Kanye West and the Jesus Controversy. Kanye West, who I think has a thirst for Christ. There's a lot of his lyrics talk about Jesus.
As a matter of fact, Sky was bringing up the other day about how in one of his songs, he says, and I think it's Jesus Walks, where he says that the radio stations and the record companies wouldn't want to play his music if he talked about Jesus. And he has talked about Jesus in a lot of ways. But on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, he is depicting himself as Jesus. And it has really created a lot of controversy. Eddie... is a Catholic. Eddie, you found it extremely offensive. Absolutely. Bill Donahue, President of the Catholic League, says that this new cover of Rolling Stone magazine with Kanye on it as Jesus is not only offensive, but racist. Cut 20. I am angry, though, at Rolling Stone. It kind of reminds me of the white...
boxing agents of the 20th century who used to have these black boxes and rip them off and take most of the money for themselves. Here you have the fat cat white guys over at Rolling Stone knowing damn well what they're doing by using this kid, exploiting Catholic imagery, and then exploiting him a second time to sell their magazine. I think Kanye West has been taken. And it's Catholic imagery? I mean, isn't it just, you know, religious imagery? I would think it was religious imagery. Well, we're very myopic. All right. The world revolves around... But that's kind of weird, his argument about the racism. He's saying that they're taking advantage of Kanye, like he's some poor kid off the street who doesn't know any better, you know? And I don't think that argument applies to Kanye at all. I'm sure he's got a whole staff around him, given their two cents on what he's doing and not. Let's hear what Rolling Stone had to say about what that guy just said. Cut 21. Kanye West is... fully in control of his career in every way. He's in control of his music, his image, his public statements. He's someone who knows what he's doing. He was eager to do this. This is in part his idea. The magazine was not twisting his arm. He's not an idiot. Give me a break. Kanye West. And what he has to say about it. Cut 27. Kanye West is fully in control of his career in every way.
His image, his public statements. Yeah, it's just the same thing twice on the page. So there you go. Oh, man, especially when that Rolling Stone hit stands, you think there's a buzz now. People are really, you know, starting to talk about this. Yeah, most people haven't seen it yet. Yeah, but hoo-wee. A lot of stuff on the internet about it, though. Jamie Foxx had a special last night. Sky and Eddie saw a little bit of it. Lost, I thought, sucked last night. Come on. That was boring. American Idol. American Idol this season, I think, is really good, but it is really mean. If you go to the front page today, actually, if you go to the front page right now of CNN.com, in the section where it says more stories, more news, it says American Idol hits sour note. And if you click on that link to read it,
It talks about exactly what I said from seeing the very first episode. I said, man, this show seems a little meaner. And this story on CNN.com says, considering it's the biggest kid on the block, American Idol is becoming quite the bully. Fox's talent contest regularly has made an art of mocking the untalented who expose their dreams of stardom on TV. But the show's fifth year has the stench of a mean season. you gotta decide for yourself. This is Cut 6. Hello, what's your name? My name is Sean Vasquez. What do you do, Sean? I sing. As a matter of fact, I don't sing, I sing. You sing. Okay, and what are you gonna sing? I wanna sing Neither One of Us by Gladys Knight and the Pips. Okay. When it comes to saying goodbye, there's just a simple word that I just can't. Okay, alright, please. Thank you very much for that. That's gotta be the loudest ever.
Paula. Um, Randy. Dude, that was the loudest, weirdest sound. It's just, it was just weird, man. Can I give you one more song just like my pitch, please? No, no, no. I mean, this is my dream, Simon. What's your name? Simon, this is my dream, Simon. What's your name? My name's Sean Vasquez. Let me put this into perspective. You have one of the worst voices I have ever heard. That is how far removed you are from this competition. It is almost non-human. Oh, that's nice. I'm not human. Sean, singing is not your thing, man. What else do you want to do in your life, dawg? I want to sing. That's my dream. That you really, really going. It wasn't a bit either. His voice coach was there. And they show him, like, at her office. And he really wants to sing. Feels that he can sing. Practices nonstop at singing.
I don't think what Simon said was wrong or mean or it was what it is. The non-human? It's not necessary. It's not necessary. Now, wait a second. He's at an audition. Okay, they're there to criticize him. Right. And what he said is pretty accurate. But not necessary. Right. You can let somebody know, hey, this isn't, like Randy Jackson, perfect. I don't think singing's your thing. You can be, you know, there's a difference between being honest and being mean. To tell somebody that they're non-human is truly a degrading thing to say to someone. Was that your thoughts? Yeah. I don't understand. There are lots of things that you can have. I mean, his thought could have also been, wow, you're really fat and ugly. He was, you know, but you don't want to, what's the point of going that extra mile to hurt somebody? He's there to be, be critiqued on his singing. And that's not a critique. That's an insult. There's a difference between critiquing and insulting. And that's where I think idols cross in the line. Well, I don't know, man. I agree with him. I do too. I just, is it necessary to... But that's not a critique. That's an insult. It's mean. Yeah. It's very mean. It is a critique. It's also funny. No, it's not. It is. He's saying that, you know, your voice was so bad that it was almost not human. And he's right. He's right. And see, I don't, in order for that to be,
an okay critique for me, I would have to hear that audio and go, is that a moose? And be serious. And genuinely not know that that's a human being. And so what he's saying, actually, I'm changing my mind. What he's saying is actually inaccurate. It's just effed. It's not even close to being accurate. Eddie, you would have to hear that and go, What am I hearing? Am I hearing whale calls? And you'd have to be for real. I don't know. When I heard that, and I didn't hear the guy talk beforehand, I wouldn't have known if that was a man, a woman, or what the hell that was. Both men and women are human beings. Give me a break, you guys. Are you kidding me with this? First of all, it's entertainment. This is entertainment. Simon's whole thing is that he's... His critiques are supposed to be harsh and to the point. That's his thing. Well, it wasn't to the point. It absolutely was. It was harsh and that was it.
So you're saying he didn't have a point? We all just agreed that what he said was accurate. No, we disagreed. No, I disagreed categorically. Well, not originally. Yeah, and then I go, yeah, that ain't right. Even what he's saying isn't right. Well, your original thought was that you felt like what he said was right. He's a bad singer. That's what I agree with. And then I went, wait a minute. Like, I'm saying something and not even thinking about it. I thought about it for a second and went, what he's saying isn't even true. It isn't that he's not human. It's almost not human. So now you're taking everything that anyone says, like, verbatim. Like, whatever Simon says, it has to be, like... No. All I'm telling you, dude, is... Give me a break. I thought that it wasn't... It's entertainment. It wasn't... He's just saying there has to be, like, grain of truth in there. There is. That it was so bad that it's almost not human. Now he's being, you know... An ass? A little harsh. I think he's being, uh... What's the word I'm looking for? Like, a little, uh, whimsical. You know, or whatever. I don't even know what the right word is, but he's not. He's entertainment. That's what he's there for. Yeah. Now, what they're saying in the media today is something that I have said from the first time I watched, which, by the way, I can't stop watching it. I'm telling you, the show, like, the fact that it's meaner is almost a bigger train wreck. The show was always, you always watched American Idol because of the train wreck factor.
The wreck just got bigger. Like, the wreck just turned into cars piling and piling and piling on. Yeah. But, you know, like I was saying to my wife, I go, the tough part is when you feel sorry for the people. If you don't feel sorry for them, it's fun. If you do feel sorry for them, it's very difficult. P1 Tommy. Yeah. Go ahead. Hey, Mikey. P1 Tommy here. Go ahead. And I just want to let you know that these judges, the way they're critiquing these people by being mean like that, I think actually they're saving them a lot of time and trying to pursue their singing careers because when they are mean to these people, they're mean to the ones that just suck so bad. And so I think they're being blatantly honest, and I think they should be honest like that so these people don't try and pursue a career that's not there. Eddie, do you agree with that? Well, yeah, that's part of it. But can't they get that point across in not such a cruel way? Like, I think Randy Jackson does a great job of getting the point across. Randy Jackson was very to the point. He goes, singing's not your thing. Excuse me. You guys are absolutely 100% wrong. If you listen to that clip, Randy Jackson says that. That guy still said he was a good singer after that. So whatever Randy said, it just kind of went over his head. Until Simon said, you're so bad, it sounds not human.
That gets the point across. I disagree. Another thing Randy said was, what do you want to do? And the guy said, sing. And he said, you're not a singer. You know, he's basically telling him that his career is done in singing. You know, he shouldn't sing. But real quick, I'll get off after this. You guys were talking about how bad these singers are becoming on there. And that's what people are watching. Well, this is the first year that I've actually watched this. And before, the only time I ever watched it is when they had those bad people on there. Because it's entertainment. It's funny, you know? CNN.com says that this year's ratings are the biggest ever. Wow. This year's ratings are the biggest ever. And I'm telling you, last night, I didn't know Idol was going to be on. I found out I was like, ooh, Idol's on? It's like all excited. Idol's on? Yeah, it's pretty sad, though. It is sad. I'm going to get off. Thank you. It is. Thanks, little Tommy. My wife and I have had this conversation about man we feel so guilty enjoying it it's such a guilty pleasure and the other part of it is that simon's pretty funny like simon really i mean uh the first year it was so sticky and schmaltzy the first few years so sticky and schmaltzy and simon trying to be kind of cute while he was being mean uh it ain't really like that anymore you know but he is funny
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Partly cloudy today. High temperatures from the mid to high 60s. Encinitas is 50 right now. Miramar's 48 degrees. Invitational is going off right now. Tiger Woods has already teed off. I'm off today, man. Today I am shooting 15 over par. Just one of those days. Reminder to you, tomorrow morning you can come by and watch our fear factor that we're going to be doing at the station at 7 o'clock. A chance for somebody to win tickets to the UFC bout going on in Las Vegas a week from Saturday. Randy Couture versus Chuck Liddell 3. Somebody's going to win airfare, hotel accommodations, and tickets to that event. Phenomenal. It's huge. So, that's going to be going on. What else? What else? What else? How about this? We have a new feature for you today. It's been a long time in the making. I hope you enjoy this. You know the kind of guy who's a total dirtbag, sleeps with tons of women and never calls them, collects cans to buy booze, and thinks he's kind of a big deal, but wonders why his life still sucks? Well, that was me. That's when I realized I had to stop being a dirtbag. So I made a list of everything bad I've ever done, and one by one, I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. It's B-Rob. It's just like my name is Earl. So perfect. Well, Skype.
What is that show about? The guy tries to make good on things he's done wrong? Yeah, like it gets to a point in his life where he realizes nothing good is going to happen to him until he starts to make good on all the wrongs he's done. He basically discovers karma and makes that his way of life, makes a list. Oh, Carson Daly told him about karma. Well, that is true. Carson Daly told him about karma. Yeah, Carson Daly's a part of the whole idea of the show, right? The pilot, yeah. Yeah, the pilot. That he saw Carson Daly talk about karma, and so he wants it. Yes. All right, well, Boston Rob, are you there? He has created his own karma. And so every once in a while here on the Mikey Show, we will do My Name is B-Rob, where Boston Rob is able to make good on some of his wrongs. Which are plenty. I've done my fair share of bad things. Yes, you have. Now, this is what I think is amazing. This really truly was a miracle that happened the other day. We had Ashley admitting that she has taken toilet paper from the building. And it got Boston Robb, it got his conscience really kind of going around and around. And he was defending her. And I thought, wow, how unusual that Boston Robb is coming to her defense with the stealing of the toilet paper. Well, as it turns out.
Boston Rob has in fact done this himself. Am I right, B-Rob? Yeah, and not just one sword, not just like seven or eight times. No. You son of a bitch. Ashley was like a one-time isolated emergency thing. She'd never done it before. She had never done it before. She did it one time. She took one roll of toilet paper, which she called it borrow, which I don't really know how you, you know. It's hard to borrow toilet paper. But anyway, Boston Rob, what do you plan on doing to make good on this? And say again how much toilet paper you've taken. Roughly about 40. Oh, Rob. 40 to 50 rolls. These you dirty little bottoms. So where are you right now? Okay, I just got upstairs in the building where all the big wigs are and the salespeople are. He is... Now, Bob is everybody's boss. There is nobody in this building above Bob. Bollinger is our main. He's like the general manager. He's got a very fancy title, but he's the general manager. He's everybody's boss. He's genius's boss. He's everybody's boss. Yes. So you are taking a wheelbarrow full of toilet paper to his office. Yeah. Do you know where his office is even? No. Hold on. Hey, Bob's office is? No. All right. That door.
And then go all the way to the back and find your right hand. Did you think you could show me? I'm getting an escort down there. This is very good of you, Boston Rob. I just hope I don't get canned for this, you know? I'm trying to come clean. Well, I think, yeah, you're coming clean and you're going to... And he's returning. You're returning the toilet paper, so I don't really... But see, we don't know Bob very well. I mean, he's only been working here, what, like five, six months? Everything I've seen of Bob, he seems like a reasonable person. Really good guy. Okay. Okay. I'm up here. I'm going to leave. We're going to leave the thing outside for right now. I'm going to go and see if I can have a minute. Hi, Bob. Rob. How are you? Can I have a little bit of time, please? Sure. You might know me better as Boston Rob from the Mikey show. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, pretty much, I came up here, and I just had to get something off my chest. I had to confess that, you know, over the past, I'd say, six months, Well, as you know, contrary to what you've heard, I'm not the highest paid employee here. But I've been taking some toilet paper and roughly about 40, I'd say 40 to 50 separate rolls. And what I wanted to do, hold on, let me grab something for you. I'm going to get in the wheelbarrow. Wheelbarrow full of toilet paper. Dump it, Rob. Dump it in the office.
Alright, it's all over the floor. You guys! I figured, uh, I'd bring you, there's about, uh, 50, actually 50 or 60 in here. Um, he's not looking too happy. Um, but I figured I'd bring him back. And these are, uh, two-ply, too. These are two-ply, so these are better than the average. You can, uh, stuff a couple in your desk, you know, and you, yeah, take as many as you want of these. These are for yours. I'll, uh... Hand them out. Ask if I could talk to him, please. The only reason I did this, I want you to know, is because you guys didn't have the baby wipes. Work miracles. Oh, my God. That's not helping. Let me talk to him, Bob. Okay, hold on. Mikey wants to talk to you real quick. Oh, no. This isn't going well. Hey, Mikey. Hey, Bob, you're on the air. Yeah, okay. Good, good.
I hope that you take this in the spirit in which it is intended, which is for Boston Rob to try to make good. Maybe he's seen the show. I don't know. I've just got one question. These are 50, 60, 70 rolls of total. What time period? What was this, a week? It's over the course of his employment. Yeah, it was over the course of his employment. And I don't know, you know, Sky brought up an interesting point, Bob. I don't know if you've seen the show, My Name is Earl. Yeah. Well, that's what Boston Rob is trying to do. He's trying to... He's on a mission, really. He's on a mission, really, to right his wrongs in the past. It does. Yeah, and so, and Boston Rob did say it himself, these are two-ply sheets. Both sides, yeah. Yeah, and so truly, what he's doing is returning something that is of more value than what he actually stole, like a crook. And so... Come on. Kind of with interest. Yeah, yeah, he's paying it back with interest.
Nice. So is he forgiven, Bob? Yes, is he forgiven? All is forgiven. Ah, nice. Very nice. Bravo, Bob. See, it works. It works. All is forgiven. Can we talk to Boston Rob? Absolutely, absolutely. Wow. Bob's a good guy. I got nervous there. Look at that, you dirtbag. I feel so much better. And you know what the good thing is? Is at least I didn't return the used ones, right? There you go. Let's welcome to the stage the amazing talents of Mikey. Mikey. I was one tall midget. This is a test of the emergency alert system. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system. Take advantage today of GM's new lower sticker prices. Factory rebates or low APR financing on approved above average credit during quality Chevrolet's construction sale. Quality Chevrolet, I-15 Auto Parkway, Escondido Auto Park. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. This ride is slowly improving at just a mess of a commute here this morning. This all started with a bad rollover accident in North 805 before Mesa College. It's been out of the way for some time now, but not before caught up with the commute. It is breaking up a little bit now in this North 805. Still plenty of break nights still out at Chula Vista. Kind of off and on now in the North Park. Looks good in the Mission Valley up the hill, but once you get towards around, ooh, Claremont Mixon Boulevard. Still plenty of traffic here heading to the 52 in the Golden Triangle.
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It's 56 degrees. Well, they're on the course as we speak. The Buick Invitational kicked off this morning. Mikey Show. I had a question for you guys. Yeah. I was listening to you guys' show a while ago and you were talking about Boston Rob when he returned all that toilet paper. Uh-huh. Did he steal that from somewhere else? He stole it from the station. Oh, the ones he returned. Oh, the ones he returned. Yeah. No, he bought them. He had to go out and buy them. God damn, that's a lot of money for some ass wipe. Mikey Show. Hey, C1Brad. What's up? Hey, Eddie. Yo. What is the chance that we could get you and Ashley to do another one of those tennis matches today? I don't know. Why? Because what you could do is you could do a bet this time that the loser has to participate as a contestant tomorrow in the Fear Factor. I don't know that that's going to work because those are already kind of designed, man. Yeah. You couldn't get in as a contestant? Well, it can't really be a contestant because the thing is is that somebody,
has to win a prize. Granted. Well, if they are the winners, then it goes to the runner-ups. If we do it again, we'll have a good bet. Yeah, it's a good idea for next time. Yeah, and they're going to bet again. Don't worry. No. All right. Next week. We've got to leave that up to people that want to win and go to the trip, man. I feel you. Okay. I thought it would be a great idea. It's funny, but it's just not fair. Okay. All right, bro. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. It's P1 Raider J. What's up? I'm heading down to that survivor casting call if you'd like. I can give you a call when I get there, let you know what's going down. Okay. That's cool. All right, cool. Yeah, where is it? It's at Casino Morongo in the city of Cabazon. It's about 20 miles east of Riverside on the 10 freeway. Got it. Is that today? Yeah, today at between noon and 5. Oh, well, you don't have to give us a call. I'm getting there. Just call me at home, dude. No, I'm going to be there in like 10 minutes. Okay.
Alright, brother. Mikey Show. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, P1 Hector. I was wondering if I could get in on the fear factor. No, dude, we've got all our contestants already. Aw, man, that sucks. Check it out, though, tomorrow. They're going to be doing it tomorrow. Hey, Ashley, are you reading Dry still, or did you stop? I finished it. You finished it? I finished it, like, two days ago. What did you think? I loved it. It was a good book, wasn't it? And now I'm going to start. A million pieces, so. You know, now, I wanted you to read that, and then I was going to tell you when you were done reading it that there are more. He's written more. I want him. He's great. Yeah, the book that I had to read was Augustin Burroughs, and his book is called Dry. The gay stuff weird you out? Nope. You know that stuff doesn't get to me at all. Wish I knew how to quit you. Augustin Burroughs is a gay guy, and he went to rehab and his experience in there.
meeting a guy in there that he fell for, but it was a very, not the healthiest place to meet somebody. Right. Is this a true story? Yeah. Yeah, it's a memoir. Just like a million little pieces. Oh, see what it's creating? You ever seen a grown man? I mean, the way that he writes is so cool. You really feel like you're there with him and it's just very easy to read. Like, I loved it. Now, the next one you should read of his is called Running With Scissors, which, by the way, they're making into a movie. Now, is that his childhood? Mm-hmm. Oh, absolutely. I want to read that. It is so, so messed up. Yeah, because you know how he went into it a little bit during dry, and I was just like, oh my. His mom was real weird. Yeah. And I can't remember who's going to play his mom in the movie, but it's somebody real famous. But it's somebody, it's a big name. Shelley Long? No. That'd be cool. Just trying to help. It is not Shelley Long. But yeah, speaking of James Frey. And his book, A Million Little Pieces. And it being, you know, some of it being fabricated. And I guess what's in question is about 18 pages. But he is going to be on Oprah's show again today to talk about it. Yeah, and they say it's going to be live. Oh, yeah? Oprah's show is going to be live today. So that means that we have to watch it at noon? Or they're going to delay it for us? It'll probably be tape delayed for the West Coast, but it's not like...
pre-recorded, so everything today will be very up-to-date about the controversy surrounding his quote-unquote memoirs. Wow, Sky is furious. It's BS, dude. It is BS, totally. So there's that. What else can I tell you about? Trump is suing for $5 billion because somebody wrote a book about him. And I think in the book what they're trying to say is that he's not really a billionaire or something like that, right, Skye? Yeah, in the book it says Trump's actual net worth is between $150 and $250 million. So Trump says, no, that is not true. If you look back when Forbes did their article on me, they put my net worth at least at $2.7 billion. So he's calling that, he's filed a defamation lawsuit. He wants $2.5 billion in... damages plus 2.5 and then another 2.5 billion in punitive damages. You know why I think he's doing that? You know why I think it's so high? The amounts that he's suing for? Because I think that the argument that he makes is that potentially investors who would invest in his companies or properties could read that, believe that it's true and not get involved in financial deals with him.
That could potentially earn him millions and possibly billions of dollars. Or maybe he really isn't a billionaire and the only way he can become a billionaire is to sue for a billion. He's suing the author as well as Warner Books. So he's taking them both on. Well, he is serious about this. Angelina Jolie, she has a tattoo on her belly and they think it's new. It says something in Latin, right, Skye? Yeah, she was just in Heathrow Airport with, you know, of course, Brad Pitt and their adopted babies. And she was lifting little baby Zahara up when her shirt went over her belly and it exposed this tattoo, which is in Latin, like Mikey said. Translated, it means, quote, what nourishes me also destroys me, end quote. I like her bass. Half the people out there are saying, oh, my God, this is a new tattoo. How dare a pregnant woman get a tattoo on her belly? How dare her? And then the real, like, hardcore Angelina Jolie people says, calm down. She got this tattoo in the late 90s and has always, you know, had it there since. Is getting a tattoo real bad for her if she's pregnant? If I was a pregnant woman, I wouldn't get a tattoo. Oh, my God! I don't know. Anywhere on your body? Yeah, and especially, you know, on my belly.
Yeah, I mean, does it harm a kid or something? I don't know. Isn't there always a threat of, like, hepatitis? Yes. Stuff like that. Is that what it would be about? Well, I don't know, and there could be other medical things that I'm not really sure of. You know, I know pregnant women are supposed to take a whole bunch of precautions with everything, so. I have not gone to get those DVDs that came out the other day, but I really want to. This guy was announcing Flight Plan came out and some other movie. Oh, we got a copy of The Aristocrats. So I want to see that that bus accident that happened yesterday, man. Oh, was that bad? So tragic. It's really, really tragic. You guys hear about this? Yeah, I have. In Florida, there was a like a big rig that slammed up in the back of a school bus. And that school bus hit another car. And there were seven kids in this car. Right, Skye?
Yeah, I believe actually what happened is the car was sandwiched in between the school bus and the truck. So, you know, basically got sandwiched. So it hits the car, which mows into the... Which pushes it into the school bus, and it basically got smashed. And it was seven people in the car, all children, all siblings, I believe adopted siblings. Fifteen-year-old was driving. The girl had a learner's permit, but they don't know why there wasn't a licensed driver in the car. But in no way was it her fault. You know, she was just sitting there stopped. They have no idea why the truck behind her did not stop or even slow down at all. And then, like, that's not tragic enough for the family. When the grandpa hears the news that seven of his grandchildren were just killed, he has a heart attack and dies. Oh, wow. Now that's a bad day. So now the family... is dealing with a death of seven children and the grandfather. Yeah. Oh, geez. Yeah, and the 31-year-old person who was driving the truck only suffered minor injuries, and of course, we'll have a lot of questions to answer regarding all of this. Here's an interesting deal. Apparently, IB, Imperial Beach, there's a woman...
Where was she walking, this woman that was almost raped, Skye? She was walking on a bike path that runs, like, around the bay. And she was right near 8th Street and Boulevard Avenue in IB, like you said. And this was Tuesday morning. So she's walking. Would-be rapist grabs her on the neck, is trying to pull on her, and she bites his hand. And, Skye, you said... He got bit really bad, right? Yeah, the police say the bite was very serious, should be extremely visible, and it would need medical attention, or else if he didn't get medical attention, it would be like very, very obvious to people, noticeable to people, that there's an injury on this guy's hand. So they're asking anyone, you know, please keep your eyes open if you see anybody with a huge bite mark on their hand, call the Imperial Beach Sheriff's Station or Crime Stoppers. So it turns out Ashley's got a big... bite mark on her hand. We're like, Ashley, what have you been... Where have you been hanging out? Remember the porno kid that we were talking about that goes to UCSD? You know, he wanted to run his own porn channel on their local cable access deal or their school access, whatever. He was doing it for a while. He was airing porns. It was porn with him in it. Yeah, homemade porn with like him and... Entrepreneur. Porn stars, quote unquote, you know.
So, but they, you know, UCSD took it off. The associate student council voted to ban it. And so yesterday, this guy, I guess, I don't know if he graduated or if he just doesn't go to UCSD anymore, but he was on campus yesterday. They were holding a rally. Porn actresses were there. He was there. There was even a bit of a scuffle that broke out, like a little fist fight between people on each side of the issue. But the university says it doesn't matter. Protest all you want because we will not. put porn on our student television station. He was just in San Diego Magazine's, you know, top 50 people to watch out for in 2006. Oh, God. I mean, most of that list is like, who? Who? Who? You know who was on that list? Who? Nick and Zunza. It's like, what's he going to do besides sit at home? Right. Nick and Zunza. Take a vacation? Where was his vacation to? The month-long Big Bear vacation. As in Big Bear? As well as the slumlord accusations. Have you ever watched pornographic videos? Quality. They found the voice recorder from that airplane that crashed in Carlsbad. That's it, though, right, Sky?
Yeah, that's pretty much the only new development there. You know, they say we don't know how long till we'll actually, you know, hear what was on that voice recorder. If anything, they say, you know, this investigation could take them months. So who knows? We could hear some more news later today or we could not hear anything about this for the next four months. Front page of the UT today, the big headline is Hamas scores big in Palestinian vote. Man, this is kind of scary. It's really scary. It is weird. I mean, the Hamas is... It's delicious with pita bread. No, I'm not. You get the pita in there. That's hummus toasted. This is a terrorist organization, Eddie. Oh, God. That's a lot different. The U.S. and Israel consider Hamas a terrorist organization. But still yummy. So, yeah, they won yesterday in the election. So, you know, a lot of the current leaders have already stepped down. So Hamas will now take the majority in their parliament there. Really scary. President Bush actually held a press conference this morning. Did you see it, by the way? The press conference? Yeah. Yeah. Did you see what happened? No. Did something weird happen? Yes. What?
They had a camera mounted and the camera like broke or something. So through his whole press conference in front of the camera, you see like a waving camera. And that became the story. Right. Broken equipment while he's trying to do his press conference. Yeah. Well, in regards to Hamas, you know, President Bush said, quote, I don't see how you can be a partner in peace if you advocate the destruction of a country. End quote. He said he likes it. on toasted pita with a little bit of cucumber. You know, I really, I'm not, I'm serious. So there you go. That could be potentially kind of bad for everybody. Oh, it can be really, really bad. And it's just weird to me that the, I mean, that the Palestinian people would vote this way. Do we believe there's shenanigans in the voting? Of course, that's what I believe. That's your first instinct? My first instinct is that, there's a crock. Yeah, just kidding. That's crazy. Yes, I'm sure all the people there are so stoked about having a terrorist organization as their new political party. Two tons of pot were found inside of a border tunnel. You know, the tunnels that run between TJ and here. It's crazy. They've been finding a lot of them. It seems like they've been finding like one a week lately. Sky, you would know. What does two tons of pot look like? My ass on grass.
You know what? Like my glove compartment? Well, Skye, let me ask you. I can't even imagine. When you have it in your living room, how much space does it actually take up to two tons of it? Good question. Well, I don't have it in my living room, so I wouldn't know. Bedroom or office, whatever. That's an extreme amount of weed. That's got to be so damn much, man. Yeah, they say that they, because this tunnel that, you know, you're talking about where they found the two tons, they believe was probably funded by the Mexican drug cartel because it was so elaborate. Like it had electricity, ventilation systems, lighting, concrete floors. And the tunnel started about, it's 175 yards south of the border and then ended up in a vacant building in Otay Mesa. Close the borders. I'm an addict. I'm a recovering alcoholic, but one thing I could never do was that marijuana. I tried, man. I pass on grass. Sky not only tried at the time, she tried with really fine quality marijuana. It may have been too high of quality for you to handle because you freaked out. Yeah, I went home and I watched different strokes in my living room. I enjoyed marijuana and I had to...
uh ask sky even how to smoke the marijuana at the time it's so funny wow which by the way i do not condone drugs or anything but i don't i do not do this in my life anymore this is another time of my life but at the time different strokes is on right and so um i don't remember sky if you got me a little pipe or something i don't remember but i remember you had to set me up because i were I wasn't prepared. And I think that what you gave me, if I remember correctly, you gave me a very short little black thing and the top of it screwed off and you put the marijuana inside of that and then you screwed the top back on and then you lit it. I think... It could have been. I don't remember. Yeah, it was quite... All I remember was I was sitting there, I was watching TV and I always got really... paranoid when I would smoke marijuana even when I was a kid like when I was 14 I'd think about Jesus and Jesus was like mad at me when I was 14 that's one of the thoughts I had I was raised Catholic very guilt ridden and at the time I thought that Jesus would hate me and not realizing that Jesus doesn't hate me but at the time when I'd smoke pot I'd be scared he did and like I was going to be in trouble with the big guy
And then when I was smoking the pot, when Sky gave it to me, I seriously started thinking, maybe the police know. Any second, they're going to knock on the door. You're awesome. And they're going to come in here, and they're going to kill me. Not arrest me. Yeah, the SWAT team is right at your door. Yes. They're going to say, drop the marijuana. I'm not going to hear them in time. And four guys are going to open up with assault rifles. P1TC. Hey, Mikey. Hey. I used to work down at the Otay border with a couple of buddies, and they called me in and told me I had to check this out, and there was a Honda Civic, a new model, and there was not one regular part in the car. I mean, the seats were full of pot. Everything was full of pot, and it was just a Mexi. You know, Sky, that's not the good stuff. No, with the seats and stems. Yeah, we don't like that up here.
Yeah, someone tried to sneak that across, and it didn't quite make it. They had about just about two times of that. Did you say you work for the Border Patrol? No, I don't. I had a buddy that did. No way. Well, you may be able to answer this. Maybe you won't. All right. But what is to stop any one of us listening right now from driving down to Mexico if, you know, if somebody wanted us to do this? Driving down to Mexico. and sticking a lot of marijuana or anything underneath your seat and coming back. I mean, what are the steps that they take to stop people from doing that? It's kind of racial, to be honest, but actually it's pretty much, you know, they look in the car and they see, you know, if it's a couple going down for, you know, margaritas and lobster for the day. Right. You know, no big deal, nice car, you know. Why hassle them? But if, you know, you got a couple guys in the car, a little rowdy, look a little bit toasted, maybe a little lit, red-eyed, then, yeah, sure, we'll take the time and check out all your stuff. And plus they have dogs right there, too. Are there always dogs? Those are intimidating. Those are intimidating. They got the dogs there at all times? I believe so. Most of the times, like on busy weekends, definitely. Oh. Memorial.
and whatnot, so. So they're sniffing most of the cars that are coming through regardless of what you look like. Is that right? Skye seems pretty paranoid. I don't know. All right, thank you. What do you mean I'm paranoid? Now, wait a minute. Now, Skye, let me ask you something. I've just been down there a couple times. Okay, now, Skye. What? Like nobody has gone to Mexico before? Okay, now let me ask you. Hey, Skye, it's not an interrogation. Well, no, Sean was like laughing when I said I've been there. What? Mexico, what? God, I'm like, I'm the only one that's gone to Mexico before. Jeez. What? Like you guys don't go to Mexico like four or five times a week? Gosh. But let me ask you, Sky. What? If you had smoked marijuana and you had some sort of marijuana pipe that had been in your car, or let's say that you smoked marijuana in your car at one time. You have no pot in your car, right? Okay. But you've smoked pot in your car. but i don't have the paraphernalia you don't have paraphernalia you don't have any pot right all right do you think that the dog sniffing dog would uh or the butt sniffing dog would be able to smell it i don't know but my first instinct would be yeah i mean those dogs noses are extremely sensitive you know so well i wouldn't mess around man this would be one mike he's calling in about the kid at ucsd are you there mike mike you still there i i
Actually, I think line two is broken. P1 Don. Yes, sir. What are you calling about? Dude, did you know that they're having the biggest loser tryouts down at Dave & Buster's? I'm down here right now. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm trying to get in myself. I'm a P1, but a P1 from day one. Is it a lot of big folks down there? Dude, there is, and there's like hundreds of them. Wow. I wonder if Dave & Buster's brought in like extra food. Oh, stop. You think they catered that? Are you a big guy? Yeah, I'm 6'2". I'm 310 pounds. Wow. I got a recovery about almost three years ago. Good for you. I put on the weight. I put on about 130 pounds. You joined the club. Two and a half years. Awesome. Well, listen, dude. Best of luck to you, and if you get put on the show, I hope you keep in touch with us. I do. I talk to you guys a lot. All right, brother. All right, man. All right, see you. We got to take a break. We'll be right back. At Lowe's, we know January means it's time for New Year's resolutions. This year, I resolved to do every home improvement project that I resolved to do last year. That's why from January 26th through the 30th, we're having a huge January clearance event.
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I would like to know how old Cal Worthington is in hearing that commercial. I remember when I was a little kid seeing the Worthington Dodge commercials and his dog Spot. Must be about 102. Well, I'm not kidding you. He was about 75 when I was a kid. That's what they say about his dog. Ah, yes. And his dog Spot. We're KIOZ San Diego. Tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock. I want you to be here at the station as we do our Mikey Show Fear Factor. It is going to be 4. Two tickets to go to the big UFC event in Las Vegas next weekend. Sold out. Sold out. Tickets being scalped for up to $9,000. You win an airfare, night stay at the Mandalay Bay. The plane tickets, the whole thing. And so come watch people do that tomorrow morning. The Fear Factor stuff should be good. It's going to be the best. Of course. Ashley is a big fan. Are you going to wear your...
UFC shirt, Watson? Yeah, absolutely. You're damn right I am. Darn toot. Darn toot. Don't mess around. Ashley, you should be a roller girl. What's that? Oh, you haven't seen Roller Girls? Uh-uh. Dude, that's broke back. Come on. You've got to see the show, though, man. On A&E, Roller Girls. What is that? It's another reality show on these chicks that do the roller derby. Oh, really? Beat each other up. It's pretty cool. I'm not a very violent person. It's not Brokeback, Damien. Yeah, it is. You're Brokeback. But I just like to watch it. Wish I could quit you. Get in here. Get in here. Oh, no. Celebrity birthdays, you idiot. That's it. That's it for you. All right. Wish I knew how to quit you. Celebrity birthdays. Hey, for the record, Boston Rob, I wish I knew how to quit you, too. Aw. That is cute. Wish I knew how to quit you. You're a gay cowboy. I want to see you guys in a tent. Yeah. Whoa. Wait, wait. Have you seen that yet, Eddie? Have you seen that trailer yet? Yes. Did it give you the willies? It depends how you describe willies. Oh, Eddie. It gave me a willy. You don't need to wink, Eddie, when you say that. Awful. Awful. All right. Well, let's get it out of the way. Eddie Van Halen. Mikey cannot guess. I can't guess because I saw it yesterday. It's cheated. Boston Rob for punches. Oh, I knew it.
I think I know this one for a fact. Oh, well, glad. If I remember in my brain, I'm getting old. But last year, I remember he turned 50, so I think he's 51 today. Oh, please be off by a year. Oh, wait. Sean, are you still there? Sean's still here. Go ahead, Sean. Eddie Van Halen. Let's say 52. That's what Boston Rob said. Oh, I'm sorry. Then I'll go 50. That's a good guess. Oh, Ashley's not going to play. Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess you can. We usually have her play after Sean can't, but we'll... Go ahead and do it, Ashley. Okay, 53. Well, you are correct. The mathematician Eddie. Yes, sir. Eddie Van Halen. Remembered. 51 today. There you go. One good one for you, buddy. One good one. Here it comes. Dude, I worked arms yesterday. I did. Take it easy, please. Take it easy on the guns. Please, dude.
That's smart. Man, these guns are so huge, and when I work them out, it takes a lot of energy in them. That is true. Plus, I got this girl. I got to take her to the gun show later. Yeah. God. That's horrible. All right. Hopefully, I'm going to pronounce this right. Bob Euchre? Yes, you did pronounce that correctly. Very good, Scott. Wow. Sitting in the front row. What up? I will go. I say Bob Euchre's turning 73. Eddie? I'll say... I'll say 68. Old. I don't know who that is, but I'll say 75. Sean? 70. Ashley? Well, I'll say a little younger. I'll say 67. You're such a jerk. Who's Bob Euker? You smart. Bob Euker's an anchor man. Okay. I smart. For Channel 7 News. Whatever. No. It was Channel 4, but... Bob is 71 today. Oh.
Paul Newman? Love that. Dressing. Yes, that's what he's famous for, by the way. He's the guy that makes the salad dressing, right? I think he does popcorn, too, Mike. Hey, isn't he real famous for Caesar's? Caesar's dressing? Isn't he the guy that invented the Caesar salad? He did Paul Newman and just invent balsamic vinegar. Rit. Paul Newman, 74. Eddie. He's old. Yeah, he's ancient. 81. No, he's not. Boston Rob. 77. Sean. 78. Ashley. I think he's 80. Old. Oh. One under me. How many times? God! Ashley.
I didn't even realize it that time. She's a turd. I didn't even realize it that time, I swear. Well, you are correct. Again, Eddie. 81. That was, I swear to God, a guess from left field. 81. I knew he was an old ass, but... Paul Newman. Damn, that's real old ass. Wayne Gretzky? The Gretz. The great one. I have no idea. If he were 39, I'd be surprised. Don't point at me. Boston Rob for punches. 46. I'll say 48. That is a tough one. I'm trying to think of when he retired and how old he was. Just guess. Oh my. I can't wait. I know. I can't wait for punches. I'll go 47. Sean. 40. Ashley. 50. You are correct. Shawnee Oh Boy. 45 today. One punch. One punch for me. Oh, here you go, B-Rock. It's only one punch. Oh, look at that. Eddie's standing up. Oh, no. Oh, it's going to be a bad one. Lean into it, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, for real. Oh, yes. All right. Oh, that hurt. Look at me, Rob. And our final celebrity birthday is Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Ashley. I'll say Ellen. Hmm. I think I might get this one. I'm going to say that Ellen is turning 43. 48. Come on, come on. Really? 48? If she's not 50. She's not that old. Can I change my answer? Uh, 44. Eddie. 46. Uh, Sean. 49. You are correct. Mikey. No. You are correct. 48 today. I would have thought she was 50-51. So happy birthday to all of them. Sky, are you going to make an amendment to yesterday? What happened yesterday? You got the email. I was CC'd on the email about the Brian virus. Sky. I laughed so hard when I read that. Sky gave the anniversary yesterday of the Brian virus. Yes.
And we celebrated his birthday. And we said, well, I guess the only real big birthday today is Brian and somebody else. Famous virus, Brian. Turns out that virus was called the brain. Oh, that's different. What are you, Ashley now? I mean, come on. Okay, and would you guys like to guess on how old the Brian is today? That is awful. You're supposed to be the smart one on this show. Look at the big Brian on Sky. Shut up. Wow. I was wrong and I apologize. That's awesome. Unreal. When I got that email yesterday, I thought to myself, Why couldn't Sky be here when I got this? Oh, I laughed so hard. Why couldn't she be here? That is brutal. I wrote the guy back in quotes. I'm like, I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist. Oh, man. Likey show. I wish they'd start releasing DVDs every day. That's one of my favorite parts of the show is when she tells me new DVDs coming out. Well, it's surprising because you yell at me when I do that. But when they're good, they're good.
Order of Grizzly Man yet? Come on, Mike. Get it together. I want Grizzly Man. I ordered Born into Brothels. That looks a good documentary. No, Eddie. No, it is not porn. It looks sad, man. It does, but sometimes that's fascinating stuff, Sky. Sounds fascinating. Tell me about it, Sky. Still a good porn of the year? Yes, it's the feel-good porn of the year. How dare you? All right, you guys, think of all the rich areas in California. I'm talking about the Del Mar's, the La Jolla's, the Beverly Hills, the Marin's. Lo Alto is where Steve Wozniak lives. Desto. You really are getting dumber. Like, what happened to you? What is happening to your Brian? Sorry.
Are you frying your Brian with all that? She's frying her Brian. Think of all the really hoity-toity expensive places in California. What place in California has the tops California in million-dollar sales of homes? Well, I know that it's got to be either the Bay Area or here. Because, I mean, it's ridiculous home prices. In both. I'll say Los Gatos. Boston Rob. La Jolla. Ashley. So this is in California only. California only. If that's the case, Dallas. If that is the case, I will say Nevada. Yes. I was going to say Vermont, but now I'm going to say... Ireland. Oh, no. I'm going to say San Francisco. Okay. Sky.
Well, last year... Aren't you going to do... Oh, my guess? You are correct. Oh. Is everyone going to say the name? You are correct. B. Rizzle. Ah. La Jolla had the most million dollar home sales last year. Of course. With 478 homes selling for at least seven figures. Just read that story, Mike. Followed by Manhattan Beach. Knew it. Hillsboro. Called it. Del Mar. Yep. And Laguna Niguel. Oh, yeah. The most expensive home sold in California last year was a 13,000 square foot home, six bedrooms, 12 baths, in La Jolla on six acres, sold for $23.5 million. Describe it again. 13,000 square feet, six bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, and it was on six acres. You know what you just described? That's what Lars' house was, almost to the letter. Really? Yeah. In Tiburon. You know it's a fat house. He didn't get that much though. Right. You know it's a fat house when you have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms. Is that really necessary? That's what I would say. So how many bedrooms? Six bedrooms, 12 bathrooms. Like what?
What's the point, man? Well, because the house is so big, you have a bathroom for each bedroom, and then you have to have bathrooms scattered around the house, like one for near the pool, one near the entry. Let's remember that bedrooms are not, you know, you have your kitchen, you have your dining area, you probably have a pool house, you probably have, you know, so that is added on, like the bathrooms, you know, there's a lot more rooms than just bedrooms. We've talked about this before, I mean, if I hit the lottery, I would want to live here, I wouldn't want to move, you know, I'd live here. I would just get a really, really nice, fancy house. But I wouldn't want a lot of that stuff. It's too much. I would like a place that would be real cool for watching movies. But as far as the bowling alley and all that stuff. Pimped out kitchen. Yeah, for sure. Maybe a game room? Would you do a game room? Yeah, you got to do a game room. For us. You have to. Yeah, you're talking me into it. For your kids. Thank you. For the kids, Mike. What about a tennis court, Mike? I need to practice. Oh, that wasn't necessary, Eddie. Yeah, and a really nice jacuzzi with a waterfall would be nice too, please. Didn't get that. Were you just making fun of me? Wait, Eddie. Vermont. Vermont. And something with a lot of water. Like a jacuzzi. Yeah, I can't do. That's a long way up, man. We can get out of here. 570-1053 is the phone number. Call us at the beginning and end of every show. We'll do open phones. Call about whatever you want. Mikey Show, hello.
What's up, Mikey? How's everybody doing today? Good, man. Cool, man. Hey, this is P1 LaDorian, man. Just want to say I love your show. Oh, awesome. Thank you, bro. Yeah. Yeah. He was like Kevin Federline. Proud of his work right there. Popo Zao. Yeah, Popo Zao. Popo Zao. Eddie, did you watch that yet? No, I'm going to watch it after. Oh, my God. It's great. I mean, I don't mean to blow it. It's nothing. What you're going to see is nothing. I get it. But just a guy enjoying his own music. Did we put it on the website yet? We will be posting it. I think maybe Sean did because he said he was going to. It was going to be the... It's a video clip of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' husband, enjoying his own music in a studio. While cameras roll, he's just enjoying his own song. What's a fascinating take on it is just... How absolutely blown away he is at how good he is. Yeah. Like, he is digging that music. Like, it's the coolest thing he's ever heard. Like, yeah, that's the shh, you know? Yeah, the shiz. That's the shh. That was close. No, like the song. Mikey Show, yes, the song. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey. What's up? I just wanted to know, who does the Ashley Impressions?
We all do. Who doesn't? Yeah, who doesn't? Even the P1s do it. Yeah, I'm surprised Sky isn't even doing them at this point. But yeah, everybody on the show, whenever you hear us doing Ashley, we all like to talk like her. And everybody just sort of joins in. Anytime. At any given place. I'm pretty sure about it. Yeah, pretty sure, pretty sure. Okay, that's great. That answers your question. I think I've even heard her do it. Yeah, I think she does it. Mikey's show, hello. Hey, what's up, you and Josh? What's up? I just want to say I love your show, Red Baron. She does an Ashley imitation, but it sounds like her. Okay, this is edgy. Yeah, I just want to say I love your show, Red Baron. Thank you. Hey, free lunch. Free Ramsey. Great, I think... That's enough. I think Eddie's shirt is enough for one second. Do you remember the first time I did Ashley's voice and she was like, I don't even get like, is that supposed to be me? She's like, what are you doing? Yeah, I go, and then Ashley goes, and she goes, what? I don't talk like that. Why would you even do that kind of voice? It's not like you have a scratchy voice. She's so ridiculous.
She doesn't hear her own voice. Okay. Mikey, well, you can tell when she sings. You stop. Ashley, you can't hear your own voice, right? Not when I'm listening in my ears. Mm-hmm. For the song. Tell me your troubles and doubts. Put me everything inside and on. Oh. The strength is real in the dark. Think of the tender things I'm working on. Ashley sings Nirvana. Come. Doused in mud. What? Doused in bleach. Because I want you to be. It's a friend. It's a friend. As an old memorabilia. Memorabilia? Memorandaria. Kurt Cobain right now sings better than that. That's right. That's not true, Eddie. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. That movie, Running the Civil, dude, some others, the girl that's playing it is Ann Bening. Annette Bening, that's right. Yeah. Annette Bening is supposed to play his mom. I'm going to get that book. All right, brother. All right. Thank you very much. Mikey Show.
Last call. Bring us home. Hello? All right, you're the last call. Go ahead. Hey, I just want to say Ashley sounds freaking hot on the radio. Ashley is hot. What's that? I said Ashley is hot. Is she really? Yes, she is. Lovely and talented Missy's coming up next. She's got the afternoon delight. Today, it's Lost and Found. Stuff you haven't heard in a while. So enjoy, Missy. And we will see you back here tomorrow morning at 530. Mikey shows myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Boston, Rob, and Ashley. Let's go!