The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 15

0:01This is the P1 podcast for October 4th, 2008. Show me the money! Gosh, got two Michael Jacksons in the room. Oh my gosh. Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to welcome you to the three-hour show! Hey! Here we are. Just for you. Some of us like to call it the pre-28-hour show. We're getting pumped up. We are the best ever. Greatest idea by me. You are the ham. Yep. Here we are. 28-hour show is only three short days away, ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready? Talk to me. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. We got lots going on tonight on the three-hour show. Let me just tell you what we got lined up. We're going to have a few interviews. Ooh, yay.

1:40We're also going to talk about P1Site.com. We've got one, two, three, four cool games lined up to play tonight. We also have, for the very first time ever in P1 Podcast history, a phone line. That's right. You people in the chat room who are listening to us live, you can give us a call. And for your information, we always broadcast live here at the P1 Podcast. So if you're listening to this on iTunes, You missed out. So here we are. Everybody sounds so excited. Yes. I'm still pissed off, actually. Michael Jackson hypnotized me. Oh, great. We had some drama. Got into a little tip, a little spat, if you will. Peaches freaked out. Someone take the booze away from Peaches. Actually, I was fine. Somebody was just. Cut her off. You know what? Never mind. I need another one, actually. Peaches just thinks that the podcast somehow magically comes together. That is not what I think. Is it right? Leprechauns, actually.

2:42That's what I heard. I heard it was fairies. You know what, Danny? Just be quiet. And unicorns. You know what, Danny? Uh-oh. This is getting crazy early. The safe word has already been thrown out in the chat. We are almost three minutes in. I love it. I am just for so you know, I have a few words I'd like to say, but I'm holding back because I am going to be the better person. Someone's on the rag. You know, what somebody says is the better person. I am not on the rag, you asshat. Just so you know. Okay, friends, everybody just take it down a notch. Like, you could handle a rag. Whoa, whoa. Okay. Peaches. Save it for the spelling bee, sweetheart. What? She says that calms her down. So tonight on the podcast, we are having a spelling bee. Are you guys excited? I'm so dumb. Yeah, you are, buddy. I already know it. We're going to have a spelling bee between Danny and Peaches. We might as well call it the stoner spelling bee, even though they are both sober as a tree. Well, Peaches isn't. Oh, my God. I had one Smirnoff. One Smirnoff ice. I'm trying to get two, but the utility guy over here won't bring me another one. That's going to affect your performance. I can feel it. Spell ham, please. That's an easy one. Can you spell gold? P-I-G. Can you spell booyard?

4:03So here we are for you. May I please do one thing? Whoa. Spaceway just keeps interrupting me. I'm sorry. This has to be done. It's like he does things. Okay. What? Three hour podcast. The following takes place between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. Isn't that awesome? Wow. Well, it is official. Tonight's our three hour show. It could go longer. I have a feeling. Three hour show. Because we are three. four five ten people can't shut the heck up i am your host i am p1 tia the queen queen b quimby hello also known by some of our uh by some people on the mikey show as quimbenstein that's a little name that uh mikey gave to me the other day which killed me that's quimbenstein yeah

5:01Weird, weird, weird. And I'm here with friends and lovers tonight. Oh, my gosh. I love you so much. The first of those people being my BFF, my little ham, the man. His name is P1. Donner. Hello there. Hi, Daddy. Hi. How are you doing? I'm tired. What? I'm so tired. How are you tired? Dude, I haven't slept long. Why? Because I've been working on stuff. Like what? Like this site. Like what things on the site? Like something called the 30-day challenge. The 30-day challenge? Yeah, the site is going to blow up bigger than you have seen now. What? Yes. I'm scared. Yeah, you should be. Why? Why have I not heard about this? Is it going to take longer to buffer? No. I must get my post count higher. What is your post count out right now? Dude, I'm almost at 3,000. Oh, my gosh. You are so weird. I'm like 12 away, I swear. Weirdo. Somebody needs a life. And speaking of peaches, how much is your post count? Like 2.4 million. I'm the greatest ever. So peaches, that's who else is on the podcast. We got little Miss Peaches here. Oh, hi. Hi, hi. Ooh, Dark Helmet thinks you look hot in a tank top. Oh, well, bless you.

6:25So, Peaches, talk to me. Yes. Your head's about to explode, isn't it? I'm not going to lie. There's stuff I want to say, but I can't. Let it out. It's a safe place. We're in the safe tree. No, you guys don't want to open this well. It's the safe tree of feelings. Don't be scared. Please. Let it out. No, I love all you. Don't hold back. You're my friends. You're just going to blow up later. It's no good. Ew. Fine, let's just have it out, okay? Yeah. You take this. I'll take this. No, because I could say what I want to say, but they're going to fire back with a legitimate point, and then I'm going to feel like a D. So, you know what? It doesn't even matter. No, Danny's over here all like. And the Space Boys over here is, say, dropping F-bombs at me and hurt my feelings. Well, I was actually talking about your head exploding, Peaches, because you're so excited for the 28-hour show. I wasn't.

7:28Oh, oh, well, yeah. Going here. I never said any of that. Edit, edit. Like I said, like I said before. Friends at all night. No, I am. Like, I can't, I'm so excited. I can't sleep at night. Like, I'm just like, it's such anticipation. I'm having Mikey show dreams. No way. Whoa, Mikey show dreams? Yeah, dude. I had a good, a weird one the other night where I was hanging out with Boston Rob. Because I went to go see him at Fred's and he was doing that. Pool table challenge for charter tickets. So, yeah. Yeah. Super duper amped. Wow. You'll know me when I'm down there. I'll be the loudest, loudest. Broad. Broad. Thank you. Broad. I was going to say another B word, but I'm trying not to cuss. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. You're so good. And we also have somebody else who's worked very hard on this show, as you may have heard in our intro today. I would like to introduce the man, the myth, the legend. video crowd loves him. I have a question. How come he always gets the applause? I know. The people have spoken. Oh, okay. Let me unplug the people. We already have people walking off the podcast. Peach has just left the room. She is pissed, dude. Way to go, Danny. Danny angered Peach. Is it you or is it me? She said it was both of us. Because you cussed at her or something.

9:08Me with the humming. Way to go. So Spaceboy apparently likes to make girls cry. Congratulations. Only the ones that deserve it. Oh. As his wife who's sitting in the room is rapidly shaking her head. So whenever she comes back. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. You're going to ruin the whole day. Oh, Peaches, hi. Yes, how's it going? How are you doing, girl? Peaches is back, yes. Oh, you look so pretty today. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. So how is your uterus treating you? Oh, it's been a bitch. I'm sorry. Do you need some super tampons or anything? No, I just might all. Okay, might all. Would you actually like to go out for some Cosmos later? You're done, you're done. Okay, well, I'll talk to you later, Peaches. Bye. Hey, you killed Peaches. That was Peaches 2, actually.

10:08Hi, Peachy. She's back. She's got her smirnoff ice. I think she's going to be okay. All is forgiven? Well, someone's not getting any tonight based on that. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. You should. What? Are we having a P1 podcast affair? I'm freaking out. There's a hot seat over here. No, I won't do it. You have a hot seat. I won't do it. So, Space Boy. Yes, ma'am. So far sounded good, dude. What? All the stuff that we have to begin with. Thank you, thank you. That's all right. You're better than everybody else here. BFF traitor. So has anybody been out to see any good movies lately? Read a good book? I'm reading a book. What's it called? Mind Over Mood. Yes, Mind Over Mood. So I take it you just started that book. I take it you're an asshat. Oh, gosh. She keeps up in the pages looking for the pictures. We're trying to find a topic where we can talk about so you guys can be friends. We're just giving her a hard time. Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends. So, hey, how about we just talk about it, what's on everybody's mind right now? What? 13 years ago today. Do you remember where you were 13 years ago today? I was in high school. I was sitting in third or fourth period trigonometry.

11:45Suddenly, people come rejoicing out of the bungalows there at my little high school, saying, OJ's free! OJ's free! And I was so angry that day. It caused such controversy at school. Well, today, ladies and gentlemen, karma finally came back around. Mr. OJ Simpson has been found guilty of all charges. Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. I guess he's a Negro. Yeah, I guess he's going to be real excited because he's going to actually get to look for the killer in prison. I know. I've got a good chance of finding him. Yeah, I mean, the chances are higher and higher every time. Especially if you have a meal. Yes. Hey, double over the top. Yeah, so is anybody surprised that he was found guilty? I was utterly shocked. I'm surprised. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, really, OJ? So do you think it's because you didn't have Johnny Cochran this time around? I was trying to summon the spirit of Johnny Cochran to help me, but it just didn't work. Yeah, I don't think it was for you, buddy. I mean, was there a glove? I mean, did you try anything on for the jury? Just a set of handcuffs. Oh, my gosh. Guess what? They fit. So, OJ, are you going to appeal? Yeah, you know it. And on what grounds?

13:10Well, look at me. I can't be the killer. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, it's too bad that you're going to jail, OJ. How do you think you're going to deal with it? Oh. How do you think you're going to deal with it? We have a surprise for you. Gentlemen, this be on my phone. He wants wonder. Nice. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you... Gosh, you have so many names, I don't know which one to go with. Producer Rick? Budweiser? Or as everybody likes to call you, Boy Blunder. You guys like to call me that. Everybody likes to call me that. I was actually going to vote for Tampax, but it wasn't an option. No, that's not an option. What are you guys doing? We're doing good. We're very excited to have you here this evening.

14:19Oh, well, it's my pleasure. I've been watching you guys. What? Are you watching me? No, because I was looking forward to this whole little interview thing, and I wanted to find a site and check it all out. It's very good. It's very well done. Yeah, I know. I created every aspect of it. That is true. That's a true statement. I taught Danny how to use the Internet and YouTube. So, gosh, I mean, I have so many questions for you. Danny is sitting here, like, with a little half wood. I'm excited to talk to you. That is disturbing. And hot. And sexy. So, yeah, so it looks like the chat room is excited. And we got, okay. So my first question, well, first of all, let me congratulate you on the afternoon drive on Rock 105 of the Rave. Oh, thank you very much. It's very awesome to see two former stunt boys now really just leading the way. We're trying anyway. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've seen Clint in leprechaun suits. He's hung up on a crane. Little kids get to hit him for prizes. You ate dog food, and here we are today. Yeah, I know. You know, you've got to get into the business somehow.

15:37That was just my old role. Yeah. Well, that does lead me to my first question is how the heck did you wind up working in radio there, sir? I got lucky. I hit the one he was doing afternoons up there and that same old thing and totally different show, by the way. I've heard smell my finger. Yeah. We've heard. Yes. So anyway, I'm like, you're talking intern there and how he was going to need a new intern and blah, blah, blah. So I just picked up the phone. He said, hey, if you want a new intern, I'm in. I'm going to San Jose State. I'll do it. Wow. What? And that was it. And then he got the offer to go to Dallas and said, do you want to go? Yeah, he's a great guy, and he gave me everything. I owe him everything for this business. Aw. I cried tears. So how old were you when this all happened? When I first started, I was 20 years old. Oh, my gosh. And were you scared and nervous or intimidated by, like? I was too dumb to be scared.

16:59on it. That's really what it was. It's going to be really cool. Move, you know, over to... Well, you were the stunt boy. And I would love to hear what you think the worst stunt you ever had to do was. The majority of the really... Start with this. My favorite stunt that I got to do. I love it so much. It took a lot of time sometimes because I'd just be sitting there in the elevator riding up and down, up and down in the building, you know, trying to find... you know, people to talk to, but that was always my favorite. Could you explain the bit just a little further for people who might not know? Oh, yeah, no, of course. Yeah, see, look at you doing all radio pro stuff. Listen to you. You go into the elevator with a hidden microphone. It's the good things that Hitler does, like, you know, he invented the question mark. So basically he was working on the weekend. Gosh, in the middle of Texas, no less. Yes, exactly, Richard. In Texas, I understand. There you go. That was the middle.

19:02Did you have any type of security with you or anything like that? When I did the... Just making sure you were safe. Yeah, because we care. We care. So do you have any, like, crazy stories from the Dallas days? Oh, I don't know if there are any that Mikey wants me to tell. Well, yeah. Is there anything that's maybe safe enough? You know, we had fun in Dallas. I'll put it to you that way. We had a lot of fun. Everybody had a good time. We had a lot of great celebrities on, too, that were just... That was the biggest thing, I think, that everybody, Mikey and Eddie and all of them have this way with celebrities where they don't really care about who they are. Yeah. Like, you know, Jay Moore came in, you know, he's promoting whatever movie he was doing at the time, and then he ends up, like, talking with the boys. Same thing with Joe Rogan, you know. They all just have this sort of, like, natural, likable chemistry. That's really cool. Dallas, I've been out there a few times. Where did you live? Did you live in, like, the ghetto part or?

20:35Oh, that's so nice. Anybody that's listening to that sort of area, that's where I live. Did you ever get to participate in the Free Beer Fridays? What kind of beer was it? Like Shiner Bock? Yeah, exactly, yeah. We'd have a lot of local places come in and bring in stuff, and then you'd also get your Heinekens, your Budweiser's, you know, come in and bring beer. That is crazy. I've never heard of a radio show doing that. Okay, I have a really important question, though, that I've been dying to know. I have heard that you are into professional poker, and I just want to know, how did you get into that? Okay, okay. Are you serious? Absolutely.

22:20Where would you play? Did you ever play at the California club? That's like by San Diego State. Like once, maybe twice. Yeah, yeah. Did you ever go to Vegas? Sweet. That is awesome. Did you play in the Hall of Fame poker tournament? No, I couldn't because you guys were going on well. Oh, okay. I would love to play a house game against you sometime. I'm in. As a novice, I will probably take all your money right now. Yeah, right. Well, as a professional poker player, what's the best tip that you could give somebody if they were to say, you know, what is probably the best thing I could do to, like, win? I'm listening. I don't know how to play. Don't play every single hand. If you look down and you think it's something cool that you've got with your two cards, it's probably not good enough. Especially if it's being raised and re-raised. It's the biggest thing. I'm not going to end up being the best one you can play. If you're a novice especially, start with the better cards. Do you have a favorite hand? Do you have a favorite hand?

23:59No, no, do you have a favorite hand? That one. Yeah. Yes. The right one. A 2-7 unsuited. Jack nine? Jack nine. Nice. So, how much fun was that meeting Annie Duke when you got to deal that poker hand between her and Eddie? That was pretty awesome. I mean, there's no other word. Right, that was probably one of my most favorite interviews of all time. So, do you get a... Excited for the 28-hour show, knowing that you're going to get a day off. It's going to be so crazy this year. Speed on it, bro, Seth. Because I was out there last year, and it was like nine people during the day, but at night the furries came out in force. Did you see that big Chewbacca-looking thing? It was like Harry and the Hendersons came out there for a little while. So you're going to be in there watching the movies? I will. I will wipe your tears away as you cry through Titanic. Never let go. I'll be there to comfort you.

26:07Well, good. So I guess P1s can look forward to saying hello. Are we going to be on the... No. I'll be poking you on Facebook later. So are you going to go back to Blunder? I guess that remains to be seen. It's not up to me at this point. Your fans demand it. I was going to say, the P1s are pretty well demanding it. Yeah, like 92% worth. I was listening to... to the afternoon show as you guys were going off the air in the last couple of days, and BC referred to you as Blunder. I'm like, all right. About 11 o'clock this morning? Afternoon? Yeah. Yeah, that was me. Yeah, okay. I always get you and Clint's voices mixed up sometimes. Oh, yeah, no, I know that happens. I enjoy it so much. I'm so masculine. I'm judging myself right now. You're doing a good job, like I said. I love you. Thank you. Are you one of the two guests?

27:37I'm in the chat room right now. Wow. Hi. Hey, hottie. Okay, so I really want to do this with you. I'm going to do a little word association with you. All right. What I'm going to do is I'm going to read you the word, and then you just tell me the first thing that pops in your head, okay? Okay. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, here we go. Television. Heroes. Video games. A PC. Poker. Dallas. Obama. Elect that guy. Come on. McCain. That is a crazy old coot right there. Dog food. Wow. 28-hour show. And peanut butter. Delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Ooh, yummy. That is exactly what I think of. I love it. My new signature on P1 site is going to be Dallas equals strippers.

28:50You are amazing. So do any of you other kids want to ask Blunder any questions? I do have a legitimate question. That's P1 Carnet. That's not a legitimate question. This is a legitimate question. I know the game. So if you do go back as Blunder, does this mean there's going to be more renditions of the infamous bear story? There's no more. There's just one rendition of it. What's the confusion? I don't understand this. Well, you know, one time there were whistles, and then another time it was pasta sauce, and then another time. There was some pasta pans in one of them. Yeah. I am. I think you're awesome. If the P1s demand it, I actually have logged in on my records all the times the bear story was told, so I can pull every single time and put them back to back. Busted. Isn't Space Boy creepy? He is.

29:58I'd like to hear the story about how you and Eddie fought over a parking space. Right. Oh, he got mad about it. Okay, back when we were in San Jose, he would get there after me, because we would get there pretty much at the same time, but I'd always try to generally get there first. The way the driveway was set up at the station was that you turn right into the driveway to the station, and then right, right again, you could be right next door. I'd get there first, and I would just take that parking space. One morning, he's like, hey, you took my parking space. Whatever, okay. Next day, I'm like, I'm kind of getting, you know, kind of indignant. I'm like, you know, wait a second. Who the hell is this guy? I'm getting here first. I should be able to pick whatever parking spot. And again, Monday, I park in the parking spot. And he gets pissed. He gets, I mean, and Eddie won't get mad. But if you do something, and you're like, well, who's my temper? We start getting yelling. Turn into this big hole. And Eddie made up the next. How old were you when this happened?

32:03And you've got to admit, at some point, were you just doing this to make Eddie mad? Just to see how far it went. This is P1 Peaches. How are ya? You made my night, thank you. Right in front of my fiancé, too. That's awesome. I'll take it, though. So the question I have for you, this is actually a story that the Mikey Show talked about recently where, as a stunt, they had you do a boxing match. Oh, God. So basically the way Eddie and Mikey described it was that this guy uppercutted you and you came off your feet. Were they exaggerating or was that true? No, they can't even, they can't even, like, describe it accurately because. Oh, my goodness. Like, it is literally, like, and it was like.

33:20Okay, well, the tough is basically amateur boxing. Right, right. It's illegal in Texas. And this guy was just a good little soldier. We went on and got in the ring with him. You're so good. And this is one of those things where the station heavily promoted it, and everybody came out and bought tickets. He just lays in. You know, 90 seconds goes up, the bell rings, and I'm taken back to the corner. And this is like vague memories now. It's like the ref says to me, hey, if you don't throw a punch, I'm stopping this fight. If you don't throw a punch, you know, that kind of thing. And Mikey and Eddie, and they're yelling at people, or something else is going on on the side. I don't even know. What's in my head is, okay, I've got to make sure I throw a punch in the second round. Well, Mikey wanted to go up to the referee and try to give him a sandwich. Again, in my head, I'm like, okay, cool. I'm going to do this, you know, and I lean back, you know, and I start to throw the punch. The guy gets right that uppercut right up me, and I am up and off my feet and down. Oh, my goodness. I got knocked the F out.

34:58Where there's little birds flying around your head and stars. Yeah. You know what it was like, honestly? Yeah. It's kind of like, I don't know if anybody's ever been knocked out before. Uh, no. Everything just stops at your ear outside the ring. You're like, how did I get there? No way. Is there any video of this? There was. It was a tape. Oh, man. You're going to turn that into, like, Big Brother or something. I have a question for you, Blender. Yeah. Yes. Um, what about, uh, well. This is kind of a touchy subject, but I think you deleted some audio in the past. You know, I would come up and say that, actually, because I saw that on your guys' forums. Someone said it, I think. Is that not accurate? Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Right. Really? That was a delicious show. Yeah. Yeah, because we've been looking for some of that stuff. It's probably P1 Paparazzi or something. He's a D.

36:46Who thinks he knows everything? Well, Blunder, it was really great to get to talk to you. Yeah, dude. I heard you so much. Thank you. This is probably, like, the biggest interview I've personally ever landed. Oh, this is awesome. Hey, dude, don't even say that, bro. You're my friend, okay? We all love you. You're the best ever. I'm now going to send you a little daisy plant or something on Facebook as well. Yes. And I'm going to add you as a friend. Rick Johnson, tough guy. I'm going to buffer it up later. Don't. Yes. All right. So much, Blender. Have a great weekend. All right. Later. Okay. Bye. So cool. Dude, how sick was that? Wow. Wow. I was, like, geeking out, like, this is so rad. No kidding. All right. Hey, and Quimby's got to go take care of something real quick. So it's Boys Club. Boys Club. It's an all-boys show now. What the hell is going on? What? Do I need to follow them with a video camera?

37:56Well, I already have a microphone in the bathroom. Camera. What's going on in there? Do me a favor. There's a bag, a backpack on the table. Yes. You want to bring it? No, wait. It's in my room. It's got my camera in it. Ooh. So we can take pictures. Okay. Up on the screen. P1 Dark Zone wants to know, does anyone know how to get on the P1 podcast? You have to donate $10 million. Yeah, or you got to be getting married to one of the... In bullion. In bullion, yes. And then you got to pleasure Spaceboy. Which is what I did. I'm now forming a single-fire line, which will terminate underneath the table where I'm sitting. Yes. Space girl, what are you doing under there? Occupado. So it's just me and Spaceboy in here. This is so uncomfortable. Why is it uncomfortable, BFF? Oh, here it comes, Beaches. Of course. No, we were like, this is so uncomfortable.

39:07No, she is not. It's all good. That is a dumbest shirt. That is an awesome shirt. I have on a t-shirt that says it's all good. She's got like a 40 of OE and she's got her PJs on. That is a dumbest thing. I'm ready to party now. Oh, I'm going to take my bra off. Whoa. All right. Oh, my God. It's party time. Mammogram. She totally. Speaking of bras being thrown at people's heads. Yeah, Dani, why are you so afraid of my bra? Are you gay? You've got cooties. Let's get to business and talk about P1Site.com. Here we go. And a one, two, and a three. Here. That didn't go the way I wanted to. Here we go. It's because I took off my bra and excited him. P1Site.com. It is the website for all things.

40:39P1, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, yes. You can find us at P1Site.com. P1Site.com features daily audio, all of the best of CDs, almost all of the 28-hour shows, and it's a great place to meet your fellow P1 for some fellowship. Fun time. Time. And P1Site.com is blowing up right now, people. It's blowing up. And boom goes the dynamite. A 28-hour show for the Mikey Show is literally around the corner. It's four days away, ladies. Or what's the official count on P1site.com? You can also check MikeyShow.com for the ticker of days until the 28-hour show. We officially have three days, seven hours, 45 minutes, and five seats. So is everybody excited? No way. No way. Uh-oh. No way. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. We have to interrupt.

41:44p1site.com talk right now. We have one more surprise for you tonight. I don't think anybody's going to believe it. Hello? Why does that laugh sound so familiar? You're so funny. It's our friend Ashley. Hey mama, how are you? Oh, I miss you. I miss you more. I miss you the most, Ashley. Peaches. Oh, peaches. Yay! I wrote about you in my journal. Oh, you're so sweet. I love you. I love all of you. I love you. So welcome to the P1 Podcast. Oh, my God. It's really an honor and a privilege. It is ours. Do you know we just had Blunder on before you?

42:37Yeah, Johnny told me. And then he was, first of all, completely, of course, forgot that you were even going to call me. Normally I don't pick up unknown numbers, but I'm like, you know, I probably should because, like, I don't know what made me pick it up, you know? It was weird. It was, like, subliminal. And then it was, like, ew. It was karma. It was karma. Yeah, it totally was because I totally forgot that I had told you guys. So it's really good you called, though. How are you guys all doing, Clem? Dude, we are chilling like villains. We've been through the first hour, and it was so hard. I can't even begin to tell you how desperate we are right now for energy drinks. Oh, really? And some Adderall, if Mommy has any. Oh, Adderall. I have some. Oh, I can't wait to have some. You just save a few for me for next Wednesday. Oh, my God, you guys. Dude, speaking of. Yeah, I'm going to take Adderall. What I do is I take Adderall, obviously, in the morning before we kick off this show, and then I'll take it again at, like, 10 p.m. at night when I start my editing when everyone's in my movies.

43:47And I'll just be, like, cracked out on Adderall for the remainder of the trip. I love it. Nice. Kind of how I roll. You're going to be all tweaked out? Totally cracked out. It's really fun. So how are you preparing for the 28-hour show? What's your process to kind of get mentally, physically prepared for such a feat? Well, it might shock all of you guys, and I don't want to get into it because I'm very fragile right now, but, Quimby, you're going to freak out. Okay. Okay. You're going to freak out. Okay, we can't get into it, though, because I'll start crying. Yeah. Can't get into it. But yesterday, okay, my boyfriend broke up with me. Everybody relax. Everybody relax. Because honestly, like, I'm such a mess right now. Like, we can't get into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been crying all day. So basically, like, it's fine. I love him. I respect him. I mean, it wasn't anything that was his fault or my fault. It just, you know, we just broke up. But I'm, like, honestly, like.

44:48Taking this weekend to, like, really just, like, cry that out. You know what I mean? Because starting on Monday, I have to get into 28-hour zone. And, like, I cannot break from that zone until Friday, basically, or until Thursday. I'm so sad for you. You know, it's the worst, Clem. I know. And so, like, honestly, the 28-hour show, it's consuming me. Of course, but at the same time, I'm, like, overly consumed right now with everything. It's crazy. Oh, my gosh. It's crazy. So, I don't know. As of right now, I should be preparing more, but I'm going to take this weekend to, you know. But starting Monday, I got to, yeah, I'm going to just be in the zone. Ooh. Hey, Ashley. That's okay. Ashley, it's Peaches. Yeah, Peaches. Ashley. Is there anything I can do? Do you need a hug? I saw this penguin beanie baby and I totally thought of you. Do you want it? Oh, no. You know what? Honestly, this stuff happens and it's fine. And come Wednesday, I will be so charged. This is actually the perfect storm because it's the worst timing in the world, you would think. But at the same time, it's...

46:06kind of the best timing in the world because this 28-hour show is going to just completely distract me. It'll be good for you. Yeah, exactly. That just takes away one of the questions I had, like, written down for you. Mm-hmm. I don't think it'd be appropriate. Oh, no. Moving right along. Okay. Yes, let's move on. So, well, you know, let's get to the fun stuff. Like, what is your favorite part of the 28-hour show? Come Thursday morning, Sean is so crazy and he'll go through these spurts of just being so... freaking weird, and I love it so much. Like, Quimby, I can't even tell you. It's my favorite part, too. Do you guys remember last year? Methadone. So gone, yeah. And it's like, we did Who Can Sean Be Now with him, and he just was being so freaking funny. So, honestly, my favorite part is when we're all so loopy, and we're so real, you know? I mean, it's like, that's what I love about our show, is that every other morning show, it's like...

47:04I'd love to see them be together 28 hours straight because guess what? You can't fake after about an hour. You can't fake it anymore. If you don't like someone, it comes out. If you're bugged, it comes out. And so it's so insanely real, you just don't find it anywhere else. And that's, like, my favorite part. Yeah, probably my most favorite drop of you comes from about 3, 4 o'clock in the morning when you called Rob's side show, Bob. That was the best. Oh, my gosh. Why don't you look in the mirror? Right? I love it. I can hear the sleepiness in your voice. And that occurred at, like, literally, like, 3.45 a.m. We were on the air for, like, basically, like, 23 hours straight. Oh, my gosh. So is your least favorite part the losing of the sleep or? Oh, my least favorite part, because I love it. I really do. I love all of it. It's just a ginormous amount of work, but it's, like, so worth it, and it's so much fun, and it's so, like, it's just an accomplishment. We all come together, whatever. It's really great. Like, I love it, but the worst part, the part, the one part that, like, absolutely destroys me, and you guys will hopefully be awake with us when this happens.

48:18But from 3 a.m. until, like, 6 a.m., because that's the home stretch. It's like, okay, normal show. We've done this a million times. Let's bust it out. But from 3 a.m. after the movies end until 6 a.m., I am hurting. I'm hurting. Like, it's... Go ahead. P just has another question for you. Oh, yes. So my question is, is... What's the recovery process like? Okay, the 28-hour show's over. You're going home. You're like, yes, bed. Do you go to sleep right away? Do you sleep for, like, 50 hours straight? Or, like, what's the recovery process like for you guys? Well, I know everyone is different, but for me, this is my fourth year doing it, and most people, they've got significant others, and they've got them who come pick them up because, like, You know, it's like not even really, you shouldn't even be driving. But for some reason, I think it's because I'm so hyper, and I have, like, generally just an insane amount of energy. I've, like, driven myself home the past three years, you know what I mean? Whoa. Yeah, like, it's not a big deal. So what I'll do is I'll drive myself home, and I'll probably take Sammy out real quick, and then I will dive into bed, and I will be out until...

49:34Probably easily like 4 p.m. that night, 5 p.m. that night. Mm-hmm. And then I'll wake up and maybe I'll have a little bite to eat, watch some TV, go back to bed at like maybe 10, and then by the next morning I'm fine. Yeah, just get that circadian rhythm like back and flow. Mm-hmm. I love the circadian rhythm. It's so crazy because, Quimby, like you – well, all of you. I don't know who – Peaches is there and Spaceboy and – And it's Danny. Hello. And Danny. Hi, Danny. And Johnny. Johnny, your BFF John. And Johnny, yeah. And Space Girl. That's right. But, yeah, but it's, I don't even remember what I was going to say. But basically, it's, oh, you're talking for so long. You're talking, you're talking. Like, your brain literally is, like, functioning on, like, on. That mic button's on for 28 hours. So, literally, I don't want to talk to anyone. That's the other thing is, like, I go home and go to sleep. And, like, I just take, I don't talk. I don't want to talk. Like, I just don't want to talk, period. I don't blame you. You know what I mean? I'm sure at some point you're like, I can't even stand the sound of my own voice. Yeah, like, I'm annoying myself. Shut up. I want myself to shut up. Yeah. Can you give us a peek, a hint into your Mikey Show Idol performances this year? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

51:00I really, I really, ooh. Let's just say, I'll give you a tidbit, but I can't give the whole shebang away because that would be pointless. Because it's a really, I'm really excited for this. It's going to be really freaking awesome. You guys are all going to freak out. You're going to love it. I hope. But let's just say that I'm doing a duet. Okay? Okay. With somebody that is. All of you know of this person. All of you know this person. And I'm not going to answer any guesses, but all of you know this person. You love this person. This person is going to do a duet with me, and it's going to be fantastic. Oh, my God. I am going to be there. I can't wait. Oh, you know I'm going to be there, Ash. Okay. I maybe or maybe not get to have a little bit of help. Mikey's show, Idol. I've heard this. I've heard this. Yes, yes. I don't want to give too much away because I want to surprise everybody at the 28-Hour Show, too. Exactly. But regardless, I think we both know it's going to be good. It's going to be ridiculous and awesome. Let's see. So are you already in preparations for this year's Best FCD? Not yet. Mikey and I will get together, though, probably after the 28-Hour Show is over because we need to get that out of the way first.

52:26It just consumes your entire being. Sorry, I'm getting water. Why do you? I love water. Yes, you do, sweetie. I am thirsty. But, yeah, and so we're going to probably hit that afterwards. And, you know, Mikey will pick out what's the team on. And, you know, I'll chop them down. There's so many. Yeah. There's so many this year. This has been. one of the wackiest years of Mikey shows I can remember listening to. It's going to be good. It'll be, it's going to be rad. I swear to God you guys have been like on crack lately. You've been so funny. Like you guys, I mean, you're funny all the time, but I mean, it's been so good. Ashley, let me tell you this Mikey piece theater. Oh, that was my idea. You're so smart. I love you and respect you. Your voices are getting good, girl. That's a, thank you. I really, you know, that's a, that's a quality in our show. I feel like we weren't, we weren't stressing enough because we all really, we all really can act. You know what I mean? And so I'm like, we really need to get this going. But, um, yeah. Oh, I love Mikey Peace Theater. Yeah. Oh, and you're Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, come on. You guys, I kid you not. I practiced.

53:46so hard for those two lines. You nailed it. Two lines. I had affirmative and hasta la vista baby. So long for those two freaking lines. You are great. So before we let you go tonight, I'd like to officially call a truce after the foodie challenge. Oh, yes. Okay, I'll accept. I love you because I don't know about you, but my mouth was so raw on the inside. Oh, I know. Save that clip. Yes. No, the roof of my mouth was... It was brutal. I tried to drink, like, a carbonated drink or something. Yeah, it sucked. It sucked. Peaches, go ahead. Ashley? Uh-huh? What do I got to do to be the next broad to challenge you? Oh, I love it. You know what you should do, Peaches, is think up a really good food that, like, would be funny, like, audio, like, because you want to be able to hear it and have it be funny. eat, you know? Right, right, right. You want to choke. Think of a good food that me and you could eat and call in and challenge me, like, you know, once this 28-hour shows of Earth and everything, just call us up, you know, on Wednesdays. That's when we get someone. Oh, my God. I've got it. I've got it. Challenge me. You ready? Quimby's got it. It should be spaghetti. Spaghetti? Spaghetti. Yes, it should be a spaghetti eating competition. But how will we calculate how much the other one... Weigh it.

55:08If somebody could just bring in a little scale, you weigh the bowls prior. No hands. No hands. Maybe like, but maybe actually, maybe something like ravioli. There we go. I'd do that. I'd do that. Yeah. But that's like a hot soup. I don't know. Yeah, well, I think of some. Sushi. Churros. Because you don't want to jump at it right now because maybe you can, you know, marinate in it. Mm-hmm. You know, deliciousness. Marinate in it and find out, you know, and then call up and challenge me. And I'll, you know, girl, I'll take you on. Yeah. Be careful because she has a mean arm, dude. Oh, I love it. No, I mean, I love you, and I want to challenge you. I love you. Class of 2009 Hall of Fame, baby. Oh, yes. Doing everything possible. Well, Ash, thank you so much for taking the time with us tonight. Oh, Claire, you're so welcome. It means so much to me and all the P1s in the chat room.

56:09Absolutely. We love you, and we'll be thinking and praying of you and sending good thoughts your way. Yeah, you're in my prayers and thoughts. Well, I appreciate it. And just so you guys know, like, you guys are getting a major inside scoop right now because, like, I'm not going to talk about it on the air, obviously. Like, you know, I just, please, please. Yeah, that was going to be my next question if you were going to. I will not. Are you kidding? I cannot. No, I know. No, absolutely not. There's only so much I cannot. So I just can't go there, period. So, I mean, I will, of course, like, we're going to have to announce, you know, that we are broken up because, like, we're going to have to switch around to eating contest and whatnot that me and Eddie are doing, the cook-off. Oh, my God. But we'll figure it out, and it'll be fine, you know, and it's totally okay. We'll cook for Daddy. He likes food. Yeah, we'll find someone else to judge it. But basically, you know, we're going to announce it, and then that's going to be it, you know, and I just won't bring it up again. Right on. Oh, that's good. We don't need to go there. Yeah. We're going to have fun on the 28-hour show. Right. It's going to be, it's just going to be.

57:12a really, really, really fun ride. Ashley, you don't understand. I can't sleep. I'm so excited. It's going to be great. You don't even get it. I have a jacket with my P1 name made on it, like a hoodie. I can't wait to see all of you guys. Thank you. Thank you times a million and a bajillion. Will you pet Sammy for me? I will. I love her so much. She's in the other room. I love her so much. I love her, too. I love my puggle. She's so cute. My chubby baby seal. All right, sweetness. Well, we will hear you on Monday. Okay. Sounds good. I love all of you guys. Have a good night. Thank you. Good night. Thank you. Thanks, Ash. All right. Later. Bye. Exclusive. I love it. Dude, I thought they were going to be together forever. I thought they were going to get married and have babies. Dude, that is nuts. Dude, I wonder what the deal was. Oh, no, she can talk about it. Yeah, she won't talk about it. Well, I mean, I would never ask, but I'm just, like, saying. No, well, I'm sure a few months down the line. Yeah, it'll come up for sure. Well, you guys remember that this happened to Mikey and Rebecca. That's right. They had to break up in order to stay together forever. Yeah. Aw, that dude, what a bummer. I feel so bad for her. That's crazy. I'm going to bring her, like, something to the 28-hour show to help make her feel better. I'm going to go get that penguin beanie baby.

58:44No, I was just checking in with something on Spaceboy. It's the three-hour show. The three-hour show. Okay. We're good. The P1 three-hour podcast. Going takes place between 10 p.m. and 11 p.m. Ish. Ish. I love it. Yeah. So, before we were so excitingly interrupted, we were talking about P1 sites. Ladies and gentlemen, there are big... massive, major, ridiculous plans for the 28-hour show this year. And let's see. Sanjaya's been talking about the Fanjaya tour bus. Talk about it. Yes. Apparently. I'm going to pee in it. Whoa. Just don't go number two. Sanjaya has a gigantic RV and interviewed North County kids who would like to ride down with him. I think there's still room. He's still bringing down that RV? Yeah.

59:46The RV's coming down. They're coming down about 6 o'clock. So it is for, you know, if you're in the North County or if you want to drive up there, you have to work till, you know, normal hours that day. Just hop on on the Fangia tour bus. You can always send a private message to Fangia on the board. Also, Danny, what else do we got in store for this year's 28 hours show? Well, I don't know. Who's gone on the boards? Throw it. Me. Little gophers on nooses. And one gopher will be hanged hung for every hour that the show does go on. This is the first year that they have P1 site for a 28-hour show, so this should be fighting. That is so cute, but sad. Yes, poor little thing. There's the gopher for all those who are in the chat room. Now, these are just the cutest little gopher. They do look like the gopher from Caddyshack. It looks like something that Sky might want to kill, actually. Mr. Sky definitely wants to slaughter it.

1:00:55I want to take one of those homes so bad, Danny. Well, have you seen my post? Yes. Why don't you explain your post for us, Danny? Well, basically, a bunch of P1s donated a bunch of money to pay for these things. But I don't know what to do with 28 Gophers after the 28 hours. I will take one. You're not going to sleep with all of them? Well, I mean, I already did that. Oh, my gosh. I'll bet it was all kind of intimate. Never mind. I'm sorry she even asked. Yeah. So anyone who donates. who has donated or who does donate over $20 at the site will get one. But we only have $14 left. While supplies last. Yeah, exactly. So do you think if you auctioned a gopher off with Zeth that the gopher would actually get more money? Hilarious, because it would. I love you, P1 Carnot. Also, Sanjaya has ordered a bunch of P1 pimp cups that you can pick up there at the 28-hour show. He will be selling those. Yes.

1:01:56Let's see. Everybody's making original shirts. Oh, I already got my shirts ready. Oh, I'm making one. I went to the craft store today and got all my supplies. Oh, very nice. Yeah. Danny looks excited. How about you? Are you just going with your old school stuff? I have mine. Yeah? Brand new shirt. Oh, you made it? Really? What about you, Carnot? I'm sorry. Is that chocolate chip cookie in your way? I made the... Carnot's trying to say something. Oh. No? I was just trying to get a shirt, but somebody's making one without me. Oh. Oh. Well, you work two jobs, and I love you. I'm sorry. Yeah, I work two jobs. I work. Oh, no. I put food on the table. Oh, good luck. I'm just kidding. Oh, my goodness. Cry, be clear. Okay. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. She's putting forth tears right there. Cry, cry, cry, cry. You're milking her ducks.

1:02:55So how long have we been on the air, you guys? I don't know. Does this count the hour and a half that we were? Oh, don't say those things. I'm sorry. We're friends. Okay. Back to P1's site, you crazy kids. I, Quimby, am buying ten poster boards. And if you bring your own poster board as well, I will make your signs for you in the parking lot. I bought one. Ad hoc, as they say. It will be an ad hoc poster board. So anything you want to say on there that probably isn't already out there, we're going to go for it. We're going to do it. Go for it. I have colored markers. Quimby is the official P1 site scribe. I am the scribe. I'm telling you, I am a penmanship snob. I think all of your handwriting is horrible and awful, and you should be very ashamed of yourself. A.K.A. Mexican? I'm not saying that because I'm not a racist like you are, Danny. Whatever. Your Mexican-ness is what defies you. Danny, are you still taking donations just in case? Yeah. I need all monies needed. I did make it a point of what? I need all monies needed? Hell yeah. Money, money, money. I want my money. Okay. No, all the money does go into an account that I set up with the bank that I don't touch. That is for you, P1s. Hopefully we're going to have a one-year anniversary event. If we have the money for it, yeah. We don't know for sure. Yeah.

1:04:18Let's see. Also on the site recently, you can pick these up and wear them to the 28-hour show. We got P1 dog tags that are being made by a man in Texas by the name of? P1DC Signs. Yes. And all that information is for you on the main page of P1Site.com. And I have seven if anyone wants one. Oh, how much are you selling those for, Danny? Twelve bucks. And they're awesome. They got, like, bling on them. Yeah. It's really cool. Yeah. I was very impressed with those. Yeah, they're really cool. And it goes to a good cause to helping out a little boy who was very sick and in need. He's fine now, though. He's fine. Yeah. Yes, and if you email him, he can personalize them. Oh, really? Yes, so he can put your P1 name onto the dog tag. Really? Just let him know. That's cool. That is really awesome. Are there any other developments? I've heard Corman is developing something. That's all he said on the site. He went on the site. I can quote him if you give me just a moment. You guys got a picture of my development. Don't see it. Don't say it, though. You don't want us to say about your something or other? Yeah. Why? You scared somebody to steal your ID? No, don't. I mean, idea? No, but I just worked really hard on it, and I wanted to be surprised. Oh, you mean the... Oh, you know your... Oh, yeah, that little thingamabob?

1:05:47What did he say? Corman said on the forums this would be in the 28-hour show thread, last page, 99.5% sure I'll be able to get Thursday off so I can pull an all-nighter for the 28-hour show. What? I'm also working on a new project that all P1s are going to flip over. Huh? What's he building, a hamulet? I did hear talks of this hamulet. Hamobile. Have a good one. Dude, when does that mention? What? Someone mentioned that, a ambulance. Somebody did. I can't remember. Corman mentioned that a while ago. Oh. So I wonder if he's actually going to put that in motion. But come to P1Site.com. It's very easy to sign up. Just go to the main page, click on the forums link, and go ahead and log in. Create your account, and it's going to be a fun time. Put P1 in front of your name, too. Yeah. Please. Oh, I fixed that. And then now people are putting P1P1. Yeah.

1:06:47I'm like, really, after I fixed it? Well, just remember, Danny, not everybody is as technologically advanced as you are. Technologically. Kali. It's a real word. Trust me. All right. I'm stalling for a second here. You guys, we're about to have a major event. A major event. What's going on? It is a battle of epic, epic proportions between two of my fellow podcast members. Wait, what? Long ago, I think you all remember a bit on the Mikey show called the Stoner Spelling Bee. Today we have two people who are not stoners, but actually graduated from high school. Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Peaches and Danny Spelling Bee. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, if you are a member of P1Site.com, you will see that P1 Danny...

1:07:47is not a fan of the spell check. Yes, that's right, folks. What? This guy has a high school diploma. And I give you a white card so you're no longer Mexican. I just don't understand why you're getting this. I was on the dean's list. Yeah, my butt. And then Peach is over here. She loves anything that involves challenging Danny to anything. Yeah, that's true. I do. So here's what we're going to do. We got Spaceboy. He's going to proctor the spelling bee this evening. What the? Yeah, that's right. He's big words. Hey, Danny, spell that. P. Yeah. Anyway, these two, neither of them smoke weed or really, you know, do anything that helps you. Might as well, though. Yeah, you might as well. And how it's going down tonight is that we're going to give Danny and Peaches some words to spell. And how many words apiece do they get? Five. Five words apiece. And whoever spells the most words correct.

1:08:47And I will tell you what the winner gets. Both Danny and Peaches have come together tonight with prepared statements for the other. I totally forgot. Oh, really? That's great. Wow, typical Danny. Write them down on a piece of paper, you jerk. Make sure you spell it right, Danny. I typed mine out and it's spellchecked. Oh, my gosh. So, anyways. What's going down, my Browns, is that whoever wins. gives the other statements that must be read. And these statements are going to be things the other person really doesn't want to have to say. What are you talking about? These are Danny's beliefs right here on this paper. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sure. Danny will have to say things such as, I'm gay. So anyways, Proctor. Also a member of Team Fair. Me and Space Boy make up Team Fair right here. Oh, yeah. Just bump it. Team Fair. That's right. Whatever. Whatever with that. So first, before we get this started, okay, you two, I'm coming to you again at Team Fair. We're going to have a fair fight here. I don't want any shenanigans being called. I don't want anybody crying. Whatever. You're always complaining. I don't want any accusations of Team Fair. Whatever. You're always complaining. You're beating.

1:10:06You're all going down. That's a fact. You both suck, so we're kind of making fun of you anyways. So what's going down is Spaceboy came up with the words because he's a good man and he knows how to spell. He's got one of them college degrees. Yeah. Like you, but different. Anyways, so here we go, Spaceboy. Let's get it on. Let's do it. We're going to start with you, Peaches. Oh, okay. Your first word is ridicule. Oh. I'm so done. Ridicule. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-E. Is that your final answer? Yes. Yes. Quit trying to psych me out. He's stalling. Yes. That's one point for Peaches. Here, take this one. All right, Danny. Danny, are you ready, honey? No. Oh, wow, face all over it already, Danny. Are you ready, Danny? No. Go ahead. Good.

1:11:18I'm glad we got a bitch on the show. Oh, thanks. I love you. You too. All right, Danny. Here we go. Danny. Uh-huh. Your first word is phantom. P-H-A-N-T-O-N. Is that your final answer? Oh, M. Sorry. Damn it, Quimmy. You made a face team fair over here. It was funny. What can I say? All right. So far, it's one one. Back to you, Proctor. P1 Peaches. Yes. Your word is encyclopedia. I'd be so dumb. I went to San Marcos. Encyclopedia. E-N-C-Y-C-L-O. Is that your final answer? Yes. Damn it. I barely got phantom, dude. No more faces from you, Missy. Go for it, Proctor. Danny. Uh-huh. Your word is.

1:12:40Dutiful. What? Is that a word? Dutiful. You can ask her definitions if you care. Language of origin. Yeah, can I get the definition? Dutiful. Performing the duties expected or required of one. So Danny is not dutiful. Can I get the origin? Would you like it used in a sentence? Can I get the origin? It is from Greek. Like it matters. Spell it wrong and get it over with. I'm going to give it to you in a sentence. Sure. Around the world, I feel dutiful. Take a wife, because life is beautiful. Very nice. Dude, I'm so done. I want to marry you. Oh, wait, you're already married. Oh, my God. Sorry, Kelly. D-U-T-I-F-U-L. Fine answer. Is that your, oh. Things going on over here. Gosh darn it. Is that your final answer? Sure. Psych. Oh, well. Oh, no, he got it right. Yeah, he got it right. Oh, okay. Tutu, it's a little more even than I thought. Damn, why you gotta fake me out like that? Proctor.

1:13:55What do you got next? Okay. Peaches. Proportion. Oh, that's easy. I can never spell that word right in my life. Thank you, Mira Mesa High School. I love you so much. Proportion. P-R-O-P-O-R-T-I-O-N. Final. Two. It's a lot. Danny. Yeah, me too. Danny's like, I'm amazed myself. Moron. Teacher. Done. I can't spell T-E-A-C-H-E-R. Nobody make faces. God. You're an idiot. You saw me spell it right the first time and then do a bit. That's a lot better than I thought you guys would do. I'm shocked. I'm shocked and amazed. What up now? Alright, let's do it.

1:15:20And don't look at the screen either. The jack holes in the chat room are spelling the words. Yes, I did notice that, and I am watching your eyes. P1 Peaches. C. Your word is xylophone. Done. Oh, very nice. Oh, dude, what the hell? She's spelling this pretty quickly. Xylophone. X-Y-L-O-E. Final. Dude, Danny's eyes, like, got as big as saucers. He said xylophone, not xophone. Whatever. If it's silent, then why is it there? If this X is silent, then why is it there? I really hope you lose. I really hope you lose. Okay. Proctor. Okay. Who's winning? English is stupid. Who's winning? Can I have the score? Who's winning? Okay, Danny. Yes. Four words right, actually. Four to three. I'm sorry. I don't think I asked this one yet. Spell antique. Yes.

1:16:33Danny, spell it. Danny has this dumbfounded voice on his face. Total straight face. Think, Danny, think. This is the trick one. There's like a silent Q in here. Or like P. Or like Z. I'm so screwed. I'm just writing Greek. What are you doing? I'm coloring. Spell. A-N-T-I-Q-U-E. Final answer. Wow. Are you serious? Wow, Danny. Did you memorize a dictionary prior? Really? You're a weirdo. Really? All right, PG. Take that, Mr. Carter. I don't think I asked you this one. Your word is arbitrary. Arbitrary. Arbitrary. Arbitrary.

1:18:02Arbitrary. Can I have the language, Jordan? It's arbitrary. We're trying to say it's completely arbitrary. There's a U in this word. I know it. I just don't know where it goes. Don't look at that screen. Carcinogen. Can I spell carcinogen? No. Oh, damn. I know. Arbitrary. Is that my next word? I meant I was going to Google search it. No, no, no, no. You're not buffering. Yours is sunset. Do that. I'm going to go with my gut on how to spell this one. Arbitrary. Arbitrary. A-R-B-I-T. R-A-R-Y, final. You're so wrong. Where's the U? There's a U in there, huh? Go ahead, spell it for us. Proctor? Okay, I do believe this is the proper spelling. I should probably check this. Turns out Peaches is right. Yeah, watch. Okay, arbitrary. I was right. A-R-B... Oh, no, that is wrong. So I was right? No, no, no. Well, how did you spell it?

1:19:13A-R-B-I-T-R-A-R-Y. That's right. That's right. Ding, ding, ding. Give me the ding. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Here's Danny's final word. All right, Danny, final word. How do you spell it? Danny, we're moving on. He's Googling it right now. We're moving on, Danny. How do you spell it? I already crossed it off, dude. Look, you want to talk about Shanee? Hey, hey, hey, hey. I am reffing here from Team Fair. Kelly over here is saying, like, no. Quiet. Carnot. I suggest Danny minimize that window on his screen of the chat room. Yeah, don't be a cheater. No wonder your ass has been winning. Whatever, dude. He hasn't looked, but the temptation could be there. Yes, very true. All right. Proctor. BFF. Spell BFF. Spell OMG. Okay, last word, Danny. Punctuation. It's a great word. Just give me the win now. It's kind of a concept that you should learn. Punctuation.

1:20:22Go ahead. Give me the win now. Do you forfeit? Do it, Danny. Spell forfeit, actually. I can spell that. All right. Four. That's not your word. Four. F-O-R. Not like the number four. You put the number four in there. Right there. We're not talking geek speak. Spell punctuation now. I'm thinking. Blink, it helps. Take your headphones off. You look like you have fetal alcohol. No, that's not right. Okay, then SIDS. No. Shut up. Aw, damn it. I'm so screwed. Hang on. I got it. I got it. Nobody look at him. Hang on. I got it. Okay. You got it? Hang on. Hang on. I'm only going to give you, like, ten more seconds. Why? Because you're tipping up my life. She got, like, ten minutes. This is only a three-hour show. You're ruining my life, Danny. I did not get ten minutes, dumbass. All right, nine. Go for it. Punctuation. I don't even know how you can read that chicken scratch. Hey, it makes sense to him, okay? Danny, you're making me crazy.

1:21:37Okay, B-Rob, let's do this. I know. What, do you want to write it on your hand or something? Gosh. How did you make it past the sixth grade? Oh, now I can't read my writing. I know he's not looking at the paper as he's writing. Like, I'm going to let my psychic abilities dictate what the world is. Oh, damn it, I screwed it up. Oh, my gosh. I'm now channeling the spirit. Do we have a time limit? Do we have a time limit? I need to go to the chat room. This has taken way too long. You are the worst. Hang on, I got it. Damn it. Danny! If I could paint the picture of what Danny is doing, he's staring at the wall while he writes without even looking. Yeah, exactly, which is why he's letting his brain just go with it. It looks like a chicken got a Sharpie tied to its tail. Oh, please. You're ruining my life, Danny. Spell. You're ruining anything. A. No! You're ruining my life as we speak. P-U-N-T-U-A-T-I-O-N. Final. Damn it!

1:22:48Oh, my gosh. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Peaches has won the spelling bee. Oh, my God. Calm the hell down. Somebody just limit her sugar intake, please. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it, and it's true. P1 Peaches has won the spelling bee. I can't even believe it. Congratulations, Peaches. How do you feel? Oh, my God. Are you going to die? Are you going to die? I'm the fastest runner I've ever seen. Are you going to die? No, I'm okay. I just, I mean, I'd like to thank everybody who helped me along on this incredible journey. Danny for being an awful speller. Quimmy for being the greatest host and referee in the world. Thank you. Carnot for making love whenever I want. And Spaceboy, you are the cheese. Save that clip. Well, ladies and gentlemen.

1:23:51So for the next half an hour or so, Danny will have to read everything that's on that list. I just got a script to read. So, hey, Danny, I'd like to read the first line, if we could, please. Sure, go for it. And I would like complete silence as Danny says this, so that way we have it as a drop later. Here we go, you guys. So, Danny, what do you think of the movie Cloverfield? I think Cloverfield is probably one of the best movies ever made. You do? Wow. Sure. What else about Cloverfield, Dan? Cloverfield is way better than The Dark Knight. What? Oh, my God, Danny. You are a disgrace. Yeah. I feel so bad for you right now. Can I do the next one? Sure, sure. Why don't you go ahead and read the next one? So, Danny, what are you grateful for? Got him. You have to read it. I read the first line at home. Oh, this is bad, you guys. I am so grateful. to Nerd for teaching me everything I know about the internet and design websites. Without his teachings, I would not be where I am today. What if you and Nerd taught you everything you know? I'm so excited. So what else, what other influence has Nerd had on you, Danny? Say it. It was because of Nerd that I bought an iPhone. But I thought you hated the iPhone, Danny. This is not like you.

1:25:30You son of a bitch. Oh, calm down, Danny language. All right, so let's jump into another game here that we have got lined up for you. It's an old one. It's a favorite one. Some of you may remember this from previous podcasts. We've got ourselves two facts, one lie. Let's give it up for Peaches and another great theme song. Thank you. I know you wrote it, chopped it, chopped it. And spelled it. Everything. All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't heard the P1 podcast before, today we're playing one of our favorite games of all time, and that is Two Facts, One Lie. Those of you in the chat room can play. And how about, shall we take a phone call? Can we do it? Sure. Okay. The first person to call will get to play Two Facts, One Lie. We won't be guessing on you, but you can guess what you think our lie is.

1:27:02First, let me explain the point of the game. Two facts, one lie. We all present two facts about ourselves and one lie. The object of the game is to figure out the law. Figure out the law. Thank you. So the phone number is, what is the phone number? That's a good question. I don't even know. No? We can't make phone calls in, Danny? Danny's telling me no. Oh, wait. He's going to type it on the chat room. So everybody get your phones ready. Oh, my God. It's going to be a contest. The winner gets a ham to the head, by the way. I'm calling. We have to bring the ham to the 28-hour show. We will officially give you your ham to the head, and we will take your picture of it. All right. Here we go. Let's see who our first call will be. Oh, my gosh. So exciting. I'm freaking out. It's going to go down in history. My computer better not die. Oh, no. Wow. I don't think anybody cares. Long distance. Oh, hey. Oh, my gosh. All right. Hello.

1:28:07P1 Saxon. What's up, dude? How you doing? Not bad. My camera stopped working. Now we can't see your sexy face anymore. We hate you. Well, you're a very fortunate P1 this evening. You will also get to guess what the two facts. Well, actually, you just get to guess what the one lie is. Okay, how about that? So, we will start with P1. One. Danny. Danny. What up? Are you keeping score? Karna? Karna is our score bitch tonight as well. He's a bitch of many occasions. You're mean. All right. So, Danny. So my first one. Yes. Can you hear me? Sax man? Yeah. How are my levels? The first one is, the first time I went to Vegas, I got lost in the MGM. The second one is...

1:29:13I had a crush on my fourth grade teacher, Ms. Delaney. Aw. The third one is I celebrated my eighth birthday in Mexico. Wow. These are some very exciting facts. Donkey Show? Sax Man. Donkey Show? What do you think the lie is, sir? I'm gonna guess. Number two, which was had a crush on Ms. Delaney. All right, Space Boy to you. Hmm. I think Danny's a very passionate man. I think number two is the truth. I think... He did not celebrate his birthday in Mexico. Me too will go with the celebrating of the 8th birthday in Mexico. That is a lie. I do believe he would definitely get lost in the MGM Grand. Because I did. And the teacher thing. So I will also go with the birthday celebration. Are we going to let Carnot blame? Carnot, what do you think the lie is? I would say the MGM Grand. And Danny, was your lie. Saxman got it.

1:30:32Number two. Wow. He's the only one to get it. What did Mrs. Delaney look like? Mrs. Delaney was hideous and she was my first grade teacher. You big liar. So, eighth birthday in Mexico, eh? Yeah. So, uh... Arriba. I got a homemade Mexican birthday cake, which is disgusting. Was it made of flan? It was made of... Yeah. Gelatinous flan. Here it comes. Oh, goodness. Yeah. And you've never been to Vegas, have you? Yeah. Really? Yep. But just not legally? Nope. Very nice. Way to go, Saxman. You're the first one on the board. All right. So now we will go to Danny's BFF P1 Peaches. You go, girl. I got more questions for you, Danny. Tell us. Okay. Ronnie's out on this one, by the way. All right. No carnage. Because he'll know, yeah. Okay, go. All right, here we go. My first one is I have raced in a real go-kart and have topped out at 80 miles an hour and then crashed into some hay bales. When I was six years old, I almost went off into an embankment to a 100-foot ravine, and my dad had to get me or else I would have fallen off. And I have raced four laps in an 850-horsepower, 410-cubic-inch sprint car on a dirt track. Now, let me be the first one to guess.

1:32:05that last one was so detailed, I think that number three with the HTP 410 engine triangulation, I say that is your lie. Saxman, what is the lie? Stuttered a bunch of times during that, so I'm just going to get sad. Good strategy. I enjoy your strategy. Spaceboy, what is the lie? I will agree with Saxman on this one. Interesting. And Danny, tell me. Sure, let's go with number two. Number two. Number two. Well, peaches. Number three was the live team. I'm the worst. When I was six years old, the only reason why I stuttered is because my notes are all jacked up. When I was six years old, I was skiing in Mammoth, and I hit...

1:33:06I hit like an ice patch and I almost went off a hundred foot embankment and my dad had to fire down the hill and go get me. And so that is true. And then I also have race and my dad has a go-kart and I've gone 80 miles an hour and some little kid hit me and I went into the hay bales cause the brakes went out. Awesome. Wow. No wonder you're so retarded. Just kidding. Right? Not as retarded as Danny. Hey Danny, why don't you read us something off of your list? Why don't you read us the next line? Off your list of prepared secrets. Who got that one right? Sorry. Just Quimby did. It was Quimby. It was me. I'm the best. Do you want, like, she has to engage me in a question. I don't care. I want you to read the next line on that piece of paper. Okay, it's not going to make any sense. Go, just go ahead. I just want to hear what you have. Oh. Well, it is sports related. Yeah. Yeah. Danny wants all of San Diego to know this right now. Actually, the next two lines are the most appropriate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just say them. Okay. So, Danny. Say something about who your favorite team is. I have to say the Raiders are the best football team in America, and I wish they would crush the Chargers. Go Raiders. I need a little more emphasis on that. Go Raiders, Danny. Danny, I don't think you're excited. This is your favorite team. Go Raiders. I don't think you said that loud enough. Yeah, go Raiders. Wow. And look at this. Everybody in the chat room hates Danny now. Danny, I still don't think you said that. Gosh, Danny, you're a jerk.

1:34:31All right. All right. Tia Quimby. It's Tia Quimby's turn. Ladies and gentlemen, it's me, it's me. All right. Here we go. Everybody, one, two, three. Eyes on me. One, two, three. Everybody loves me. Okay. Here we go. Here are my two facts, one lie. I once made out. Wait. Sorry. I once made our family dog retarded because I dropped it on its tiny head so many times. Two. My mom once left me at the mall and didn't realize she had left me there until she had gotten all the way home. Aw. And thirdly, I once received in-school detention for fighting a girl on the quad during lunchtime in junior high school. Yeah, you're a ghetto. So, ladies and gentlemen, what is the lie, Spaceboy? Well, I seem to think that number two is actually Punky Brewster, so I'm going to go with number two. Danny, that's not allowed! Yeah, it is. Danny, what is the lie?

1:35:31I missed everything you just said because I was in the chat. Let's go with number three. Okay. Sexy. What is the lie? I'm going to say number two because your mom is, I've met your mom and she's the most loving mom in the world and I can't imagine she would leave you with them all. You're right. Number two is the lie. Yay! Sexy. I'm sorry. I thought I was playing. I forgot. I forgot. You're so new to me. Automatic point. I apologize. Yes, when I was a little girl, my parents had a chihuahua, and I was about three or four, and I loved to pick it up because it was, like, my size, but my arms weren't very stable, and the thing would drop from my little. And so, especially, she just started chasing her own tail around all the time. My parents said it was real cute, but kind of, like, great. Our child was killing animals.

1:36:35Yes, the second one is a lie. My mother would never do that because she's a paranoid freak sometimes. And yes, I did fight a girl in junior high on a quad, and we got in-school detention. It was the worst day of my life. I would have rather just sat home and watched Sally Jessie Raphael. And that's me. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we got the guy who is a wild card. His name is P1 Spaceboy. I never can figure him out. Neither can I. Spaceboy. And got a really good bash today. Really good bash today. Go ahead, Danny. I mean... Yeah, let's go! Let's go, space boy. Alright. I'm losing my mind. The first one. I once saw Bill Clinton at a McDonald's. Yeah. Number two. I was once inside a high security prison and talked to a prisoner who killed somebody. What? Number two. I was once inside a high security prison and talked to a prisoner who killed someone. Number three. Wow. I read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in 13 hours.

1:37:40We all know, yeah, we all know. Watch it be like it was really 50. Why don't you just give it to us? Alright, well, Danny, I'll give you first dibs. Okay. Harry Potter, because I know it's a trick question. Okay. Carnet. Well played. What is your guess? I'm going to have to say Harry Potter. That's a thick-ass book. Okay. That's why it's such an astonishing fact. Pages. What is the law? The prison one. I'm going against everything. Dude, no way. He's so ghetto. Sex man. What's the lie, sir? Number three. Number tres. And I, Quimby, am going out on a limb, and I will say you did not see no Bill Clinton, no McDonald's. Space boy. It might shock some of you to know that I did not read Harry Potter and a Half-Blood Prince. Yeah. I knew it. What up, baby? Men are better. Apparently not at spelling, though. However, I did see Bill Clinton at McDonald's whenever I was visiting Washington, D.C. He was with two security guys and he was jogging. Oh, wow. I love them. That's so good. I didn't get a toy one time. I love those big bags. What'd you get? I'd say no. My school was doing the Scared Straight program and we brought a whole bunch of students in there. No way. Like to not be gay?

1:39:14That didn't work out so well. Well, they brought us to the wrong place. I don't understand. What, were you a troubled child? It was just a whole school, a little field trip to the prison. Whoever wanted to go could go, and I'm like, that would be kind of cool to see it, but this guy was nuts. This guy was like, if I see any of you smile, don't make me cry. I killed this guy with my bare hands. I'll come over there. Hey, man, maybe you should calm down and help me live with a real kid. He's carrying a Samsonite bag. And, well, today we're going to let Pilum Karnet have a go. Hi, Karnet. How's it going? So am I exempt? Yeah. Yeah. She would know. Okay. Shoot. Shoot, cowboy. Shoot. Numero uno. I was raised in the Mexican ghetto of Escondido. No bueno. Numero dos. I've broken six bones skateboarding. Skateboard ink.

1:40:17Yes. And number three, I have eight siblings. Me too. Go ahead, Danny. Siblings. Space boy. I thought the siblings was right, but I guess I'm going to go siblings. Sax man. Siblings. I know you too well. All right. Well, you all lose. If I had to guess. Yeah. You already did. Wait, wait, wait. If these two right here didn't feel like chiming in and saying, I know the answer to this one, I would have probably said number two. Which was? The skateboarding one. Oh, yes. That would have been correct. Ding, ding. Yeah, ding, ding on you. Eight siblings? I have eight siblings. I thought I heard that. You're the youngest, right? I have Vince, Adrian, Cherie, Randy, Shay, Kara, and the other two boys. The thing is why I don't know their names is because my dad...

1:41:23They're from different moms. Same dad. His dad was sowing some wild oats, man. All right. Wow. Is that where he gets it from? Yeah. But then I've broken four bones skateboarding, not six. And, of course, I was raised in the Mexican ghetto of Escondido. Wow. I got pee again. Yeah, you too. All right. So, Karna, who is our winner? Yeah, Karna, who's the winner? It would be Saxman. Wow. Congratulations. That's awesome. You're the man. How does it feel? You're going to get a ham to the head on Wednesday. Oh, boy. He sounds so excited. Will you be at the 28-hour show, Saxman, for a bit? Yeah, I've got school in the morning, and I've got to go to work because we're swamped with a lot of stuff that's going on, basically. But I'll be there. I'm skipping my nighttime class to come hang out. Well, make sure you find us because you will get your ham to the head. And we'll post it on the site. I got it right here.

1:42:22Yes, yeah. If you want that ham, it's all yours. As seen in the Indiana Jones at Temple of Ham award-winning video. Delicious, honey-baked, however you like it. All right, well, Saxman, thank you so much for calling in and playing Two Facts, One Lives with us this afternoon. It's been a pleasure, and we'll talk to you later. All right, later. Okay, bye. Later, dude. Right on. All right, well, Saxman seems to know us better than I thought he did. So, whoo! What hour are we at? Somebody talk to me. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. We are an hour and 44 minutes in. We're a little over halfway. Whoa. We are halfway in here. I'm all cracked out. Are you serious? I can't do this anymore. Did I give up? Yeah. Oh, I almost forgot. Danny, get out your script. Now. Hang on. Why are you making us wait? You're the big loser here. You have to do what I say. All right, fine. I won't do my strings game then. I'm just kidding. Chill out. Whoa, no need to get your boxes on. We're actually going to, you know, have a little time to talk. The phone number. It's gone now. No, we'll give it out in a minute because Tia Quibi is going to take a small break. Danny, read what you got to say. What do I got to say? So, hey, Danny, I just, you know, I'm really curious to know about how you feel about women. So, how do you think, man? Dude, this is lame.

1:43:57No, this is your blog. This is how you honestly feel, right? The next words out of your mouth are going to be your true feelings from the bottom of your heart. Spaceboy, I request all these drops when it's all over, please. Women are the smartest creatures on planet Earth. I wish I had a vagina so I could be a woman too. Oh wait, I already do. This is so cute. Oh my god! Oh my god! Come on, Danny. Let's hear it. I am so curious about how many different tampons there are. No, you didn't read it right. I am so curious about how many different types of tampons there are. Really, Danny? Would you like me to explain? Yes, please explain. Well, let me tell you, Danny. There's some kinds that are, ah, well, we don't need to get into it. We don't want to gross out the male listeners. But do you have a question for me too, Danny? Peaches, can you please hand me, oh. Come on, Danny. Dude, are you serious?

1:45:06I freaking hate you so much. Peaches, can you please take... Can you please hand me a tampon so you can take a picture of me holding it? I'd love to, Danny. Someone took the camera. Fuck yes. Come on. Let's have it. No. Sorry. No. Camera's not here, dude. Here you go, Danny. Play text gentle glide. We're having technical problems. No. Here, Danny. Hold it up. Smile. Did I just see Danny holding a tampon? No. Did you finally get your period? So, Danny, what are your feelings on women and intelligence? I disagree with the fact that women's brains are smaller than men's because all the females I know, particularly Peaches and Quimby, are like 100 times smarter than me. Wow! Thank you, Danny. You're smart. All right. Hey, you guys, you want to take a couple phone calls?

1:46:25I would love to. San Diego, do you have anything to talk about? I'm here for you. Do you have any problems in your life? Need advice. Need advice. Are you excited about the 28-hour show? Dr. Quimby Love and Peach's Love are here to help you. Now, keep in mind, we only do have one on the phone line, so if it's busy, just keep calling back. So it's just like when you try to call into the mic show, you know, and just deal with it. And you will get to the point, and I will hang up on you at my discretion. And I swear to God, if paparazzi somehow has this phone number, I'm going to kill myself. So Danny's going to type in the number on the chat room for you, and we're going to take a few phone calls. I mean, it's the first time I think we have done this. Let's go ahead and give us a call. I won't give out the number on the podcast, should I? What if people listen to it? I don't want people calling. 35253. Just kidding. We have no access to that. I know. All right. Not affiliated. So we're just waiting on the first phone call. Anybody want to have a chat? What about my mom, Dani? She's effing awesome. Do you want to talk to Quimby? Then call me now at the phone number provided to you in the chat room. What did I say? We give out love advice. We give ham recipes. Yeah. Anything you want. Yeah.

1:47:38We tell how to use tampons. You know what, Renee, whoever that is. That's Danny's friend. Chill out. You know what, Renee? Danny lost to me. Fair and square. Oh, my gosh. Nobody's calling. Don't everybody call once. I know. Whatever. This is the saddest moment of the P13 hour show. I hate myself. You know, for once, I'd be okay with Iron Man calling in. Just like, sir. Oh, that's so messed up. Hello. Can anybody see the phone number? Hello? Nobody has anything to say. All right. You guys are gay. Moving on. Just kidding. I love you. Let's see. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Hello, P1 Podcast. Hello, this is P1 Dark Helmet. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Coming to you live all the way out of the Carolinas. That's right. How you doing there, sir? I'm a little drunk, but that's all right. Oh, my God. We just got drunk dialed on the P1 podcast. Awesome. That's right. Yes. I've been drinking since, like, 730. Oh, my gosh. That would be Pacific Standard Time. No, Eastern Standard Time. I'm retarded, too. Wow. So, Dark Helmet, do you have a problem in your life, a question, a personal question? We'll do anything you want. I actually do. I have a friend that...

1:49:01came out to charlotte and uh it's a girl oh hello hello tonight uh well actually we've gone a couple of times uh just to like a friendly dinner and kind of you know chit chat and all that kind of stuff but it's really nice and and i don't know like if is it too late for me to kind of go on to that next step or am i like now labeled as the quote Friend guy that she can come to and talk about her problems with dating. Oh, wait. Carnot has to speak on this. He's very passionate. Go for it. Has she talked to you about any ex-boyfriends yet or guys? In fact, that's what the conversation was tonight is current guys that she's trying to date. All right, dude. Stuff like that. Okay. You ready for some tough love? Oh, my gosh. There it is. This is probably not what you want to hear, but you are already. in that zone, dude. Friend zone. That's the ticket. Dude, you want to know how Karna nailed me? Save that clip. He took his pants off. Okay, this is how it happened. He got right to the point. He got to know me, liked what he saw, liked what he heard. Well, not right away, but we'll get into that later. Well, it's because I've been in that friend zone one too many times. And he just said, hey, can I take you out for a date?

1:50:27You know, can I just take you out? And he got to it right away, and I didn't have time to get into the friend zone with him, dude. So that's my advice. All right. I'm sorry, man. I know how it feels. Aw. Guys, stop. So, Dark Helmet, are you taking any time off there on the East Coast for the $28 show? I will be listening online. I hope the chat room will be open so that we can have our fun on the chat room. Yeah. But, yeah, I will be there in spirit. It's okay. I have a goal for you, Dark Helmet. I'm giving you this task. I want you to help try to make the daily show thread the longest it has ever been. I want to see this thing get to 40 pages by the end of the 28-hour show. Oh, I'll help. Oh, that'd be crazy. I will help. I don't care how many times you have to write during the 28-hour show. Let's make this happen. I won't be near a computer, but I will help you. You may be drunk, but damn it.

1:51:27I'm going to make you remember. It's very nice. Is my fish learned? His fish. Okay. Hi, Barbara. Barbara too. Wake up. All right. Very nice. Well, Dark Helmet, it was great to talk to you. Thank you for calling in the show. You guys have a good evening. All right. Have a good one. Bye. Have a good one. Bye-bye. All right. And I think we have time to take one more call. I'm drunk. Before we get to the game that Danny has up in. His sleeve, once again, it is... There's the number. You're listening to the P1 3-Hour Podcast. It only takes place between 11 p.m. and 12 a.m. P1 Podcast, how can I help you? He's fine, ladies and gentlemen. How you doing, sir? I'm doing pretty well. I just had some root beers and chocolate ice cream listening to you.

1:52:37guys. What? That sounds hot. The other guy before me was kind of drunk. I'm kind of just high on sugar. Yeah. So, Philly, you've had this ongoing back and forth with B-Rob. How? Technically, that's not true anymore. Technically, I have stopped that. I forgot about that. Very nice. So how'd your Phillies do today? Did they play? Yes, they did. Couldn't close it down. And Dodgers winning. Yeah, Manny Ramirez is on fire for the Dodgers right now. But I thought it was your favorite. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So do you have any personal questions? Can you turn down your radio back there? You're not a real P1. I heard an echo. I heard it. Do you have a personal question for anybody here on the P1 podcast? KFES 2008. This actually is the very same program that Sean uses. It's called Sports Sounds Pro. It's a really, really versatile program. It's very, very simple. It's very small, but it's very powerful. Thanks, Philly, for the phone call. Actually, I got a quick question for you, Philly. Oh, oh, oh. I haven't been in the loop with what happened at the Sox Angels game yesterday.

1:54:50Who won? Some baseball fan you are, right? I never said I was a baseball fan. Last I saw the Sox, we're up five to one. Yeah, he's a fan of all things Philly, especially Pat's. Well, Philly, we love you. Pat's king of snakes. Yeah, do you still want me to pick you up there, big guy? I'm still 95, 96% sure that I'll be camping out. You are not a smart person. Let me just tell you this. You are not going to get good sleep. My mother's been telling you that for years. You're not going to get good sleep. You're going to be so tired by the time this thing is over. You should get a good night's sleep prior and I will happily pick you up in the Quimby mobile. Sir Quimbenstein. I'd be camping too, dude. I wouldn't trust her. Oh my gosh. Unless you want to get eaten by a coyote and raped by bums in the back. A.K.A. Zeph. Both literally and figuratively. Alright. Well, I guess we'll find out what this is.

1:56:08if he really does it at the 28-hour show, ladies and gentlemen. So get out there and see if Philly lives through the night, ladies and gentlemen. Philly, thank you so much for calling. All righty. Have a great day. Boo-bye. Later. All righty. So Peaches has disappeared. Yes, let's take one more phone call. Anyone, do you have something to talk about? A personal question for any of us. Would you like a ham recipe? Come up with mustard. Is that one of my favorite ham recipes? Beer battered ham. Actually, no. I take a little mini bagel, smother it with some spicy sweet hot mustard, and then lay on the black forest ham. Nice. It's so good. It's got to be black forest. P1 Podcast. Hey, hey. Man, the legend. Incredible. You guys are around for three whole hours? Yeah. We're the coolest people in the world. So, Spaceboy, do you have any questions for the P1 Podcast staff?

1:57:26Actually, I do. My question is, why am I wearing Peach's bra like that? Wow, Space Boy seems to have Peach's bra on his head. Space Boy, what kind of crack are you on tonight? This is hot. It's like a kinky version of Mickey Mouse. Wow, you have Peach's... Boob sweat all over your head. Oh, giggity. He's enjoying that. Suck on it. And that's how you do that. Well, Space Wave, so glad you called in. Do you have anything of substance to add besides the bra on your head? I will be listening to you guys the entire three hours, guaranteed. I love you guys. You're the best. Quimby, you are the ham. I'll see you guys later. All right. Thank you so much for your phone call. That was weird. So weird. I say one more call. You say one more phone call? Yeah, because PJ's kids get up and leaving and ruining the whole show, and I'm so angry I could kill everybody at this point. In the bathroom, I don't know. Is she taking a dump? Hey, this is a family show. Answer the phone, space boy. Hello? Wow, this is where we pick up the phone. Yeah. P1 Podcast.

1:58:54Hi, guys, this is P1, Rosa Gonzalez. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Rosa, aren't you supposed to be watching The Suite Life with Zach and Cody right now? No way, you guys. I'm down at 4th and B. I'm getting totally hammered right now. No. I'm about to go home with this hot Marine for a threesome. No, you're not. I just took you to Cold Stone before I took you to your mother's house. Yeah, Chloe, you are such a liar. What is going on? She's on a sugar high right now. Oh, no. She's actually a hyper-hypo. Did I tell you about the time that I got pregnant last week? You can't get pregnant. You haven't even had a period. Yes, I have, dude. I have gnarly periods. I borrowed a tampon from Danny. Oh, my God. Man. You are the weirdest and strangest child I have ever known. Why do I, Piaquemi, just because you're so jealous of me and all the hard partying I do and because I met Leonardo DiCaprio in Vegas? No. See, I'm not jealous because I'm not a lying liar. I thought your mother taught you better than this. But you are a lying liar. You talked about how your mom didn't pick you up at the mall. You lied to the P1 community, Thea. Listen, you've hung out with that kid Beto way too much. I think we're going to have to put you on restriction from hanging out with your friend Beto. No way, dude. Me and Beto were, like, so tight. As a matter of fact, I'm out with him right now. He's going to go get some girls pregnant. No, no.

2:00:20No, listen, I already know you're at home watching That's So Raven, and I don't want to hear anything else about it. Stop watching That's So Raven, Tia. God, you are so effing stupid. Listen. I'm at a bar right now, and I'm getting ready to go home and watch some porn with my hot marine. No, you're not. You're going to go home and watch Hairspray with Zac Efron again. And then it's on to High School Musical. Yeah, I'm in. Borrow one of your joints later? Oh, my gosh. That's it. Hang up the phone. Listen, Rosa, you need to go back to sleep, okay? I'm going to tell your mother again, and we're going to have that talk again. Where are we on the joint, Tia Quimby? No. Do you have ecstasy? Come on, Tia Quimby. Help her sister up. No. Just say no to drugs. Okay, hold back home. You want to have sex with me, hot marine? Okay, I'll be right over. Okay, talk to you later, Tia. Okay. That was creepy. That's my goddaughter slash niece. Her name is Little Rosa. She's best friends with Beto, and we're going to put a stop to all that soon. God, what was up with her? All right, well, it's time for another game, folks. Are you guys ready? This game right here, right now, I'm really happy to tell you that it's going to be hosted by P1B.

2:01:40Danny. What's up? And we like to call it the strings game. So, Danny, why don't you explain to us, do it. A while back, I found a band or a group on a record label called Vitamin. And there are different, and they like to remake music, popular music. By doing what exactly? By, well, what you guys are going to be playing today is the strings version. And they recreate popular music with. just using string instruments. There's also an ivory version, so they remade a whole Metallica album, only using piano. Very nice. Could you give us an example song before we get to the game? Absolutely. Hey, chill out. I'm getting my board dialed in. I can't wait for you to post that tampon picture. I can't wait for you to post that tampon picture. Whoa. It's echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Goo Goo Dolls. Go for it.

2:03:26Give me a minute. It's not. I don't think you or Quimmy will get this. If anyone, it's going to be. Oh, well, don't play me fall. Oh, is it him? It's him. No. But it's very close. Oh, I might want to take it off. Repeat. I don't know what this is. Really? I have no idea. Way to go, Danny. You fail. Okay, let's try a different one. What's the song? It's called Shoeless Express. No, it's Lady in the Blue Dress by Senses Fail. Who is that? Danny, play something we know. Oh, Quimmy. This is Nirvana. That was pretty easy. Okay, so the name of the game is The Strings Game, and the way it's going to play is... Should we let a listener play? Sure. Why not? Hey, why don't you give us a call at the number posted in the chat room. Danny posted it a little earlier. We'll see if this works. Hey, Corbin.

2:04:36Yeah, call in if you would like to play the streams game with the P1 Podcast team. Or we can't get a phone line in? Hold on. You guys are stalling. We're stalling. Don't call yet. Don't call our phone number. 50 Cent. Never mind. Okay, so we have the line in where the phone would go. Oh, wait. Oh, we're buffering up the YouTube. Oh, my God. We're interconning the FaceTube. All right, give us a phone call, San Diego. We're good. We're good. It's time to play the strings game. Can I play something that you guys might not recognize? Why is, what is the point of that? This is just Danny wanting to be all one, two, three eyes on me. Yeah, look at me. I'm the coolest ever. And I suck at spelling. I listen to crappy music like him. I like him.

2:05:39But then this guy ruined it for me. Oh, yeah. Do you know this? This is California. Knows how to party. No way. I even know this one. Tupac. Down in Compton. See you, Danny? Take all the songs that you think that we wouldn't know and then use all those because apparently those are the ones we know. See you, Danny. All right. Give us a phone call at the phone number listed in the stick cam chat room and you can get in on the strings game. Yet again, you'll also be a winner of a... Bing, bing, bing. Hand to the head. So bring it on. You'll get a hand to the head at the 28-hour show. It's your dream. It's your goal. You know you want it. So we're just going to sit here and wait for the phone to ring? Pretty much, apparently. Nobody loves us? Corman! Oh, he probably doesn't know what he does. I think everybody else is probably like, I know nothing. I'm going to turn up my computer because it's all the way up. TZ! Call in! I'm about to get mad. That's it. Quimby's losing it. I'm losing it! They say it's busy. The phone line's busy. The phone line's busy. That's hilarious. Good going, Spaceway. Spaceway didn't do it. Spaceway left the phone off the hook. What an idiot. Wow. All right, so here we go. Daddy, this is your time to shine as a host. Come on, show me your host skills. There it is. Should we just ditch having a player for the game? I think we're ready to go. Yeah, let's play a game. All right, wake up, Ronnie. There's no sleeping on the three-hour show. All right, kids.

2:07:26What's up? Yeah. All right. Danny, I give over the hosting duties to you. How do we play the game, Danny? I don't even know. All right. So, Ronnie, you want to be the official scorekeeper since you can see my computer? Yes. Cool, cool. Are all three of you participating? Yes. Yes. Do we want to get Kelly in on this or no? Is she asleep? All right. Cool. She can share my mic. Awesome. How do we chime in, Danny? Name is your buzzer. Exactly. You cannot yell someone else's name. Or she should use her husband's mic since she's over there. Or just yell really, really loud. Yeah. All right. You guys ready? Those of you in the chat room, give it a try. Let's go, peeps. I'm actually going to minimize the chat so you guys cannot cheat. Damn it. I like cheating. All right. You guys ready for this? Barely. But let's go. Quibi! That would be Smashing Pumpkins, 1979.

2:08:36Wow. Wow. You are the worst fan in the world. That may be true, but I don't know. He doesn't agree. All right. One point, Quimby. Yay. Nice job. How many points to win? I have 25 songs. Holy crap. Yeah. Well, let's not drag this out too long. How about 10 songs? First of five? First of five. Yeah. Quimby. That's going to be Wonderwall by Oasis. Damn it, dude. That's one of my favorite songs. Yeah. Go me. Go me. I suck at this game. Go me. Go me. I'm team fair. I don't do shenanigans. You're not team fair. You're team champ on. Team mammogram, actually. Yeah, thank you. I'm on team brutal. This sucks. Danny, you better hug. You guys ready for the next one? All right. Oh, my gosh. Nice job. Nice job so far, Quimby. Thank you. I rule. By the way, Quimby's winning 2-0. I know. I don't care. That would be your husband playing with the mic.

2:09:48Your husband's cheating. Cheater. Quimby. Quimby. Is that System of a Down? No, it is not. Peaches. Lincoln Park. Yep. Good job. Transformals, baby. Awesome. All right. All right. So Spaceboy Zero, Quimby Two, and Peaches One. You guys ready? Whoa. Guns are on fire. I kind of ruined that one. Welcome to the jungle. I ruined that one. Thunder Mifflin. Stupid F. Leonard Skinner. Stupid. Well, this is the strings version anyway. Wow, that sounds like not good. My bad. Okay. Next. Scratch. This song is played on Rock 105.3 very often. Anyone? Okay, I'm going to have to pull the plug on this one. The answer was thrice.

2:11:37I don't listen to that stupid little tight pants emo band. Do any of us look like we have cuts on us? Do I paint my fingernails black, Danny? Please. I've never once heard that. Do I have a front mullet? Space boy. What was it? You actually have to answer the question. Stop looking at the screen. You're cheating. If I call out Quimby's name, can she answer it for me? F you. We're not friends. That would be... He doesn't know. No, I do know it. I do know it. He doesn't know. Oh, Chili Peppers. Okay. Around the world, I feel dutiful. Take a wife, because life is beautiful. It's disgusting. Thank you. All right. Oh, God, you stink. Quimby 2, Space Boy 1, Peach 1. All right. This is an older one, but I know you guys know this. I'm back. I know you guys know this. Give it a second.

2:13:24Give it a second. It'll pick up. This one actually doesn't kick in until about a minute. But you have to hear the whole thing. Me too. So you guys all give up? I don't give up. No way. Let it pick up. It picks up after about 35 minutes. Exactly. This song is called Danny is a Fag. Ah, bird. I don't know this one. Oh, it's from the band Thursday. Yeah, it's from the band I Want to Cut Myself. You guys give up? Oh, it's Fall Out Boy. Oh, my favorite. Do you guys give up? Yeah. Karnet knows this song. Then why don't you guess? Because he knows what it is. God. Never mind. ACDC, Back in Black. What is it, Danny? You and your stupid game. I don't even know what this song is. Who is this? You guys heard this song. Deftones? What band is this?

2:14:56It's Chevelle. Send the pain below. Are you kidding me? I quit this stupid game. This song was on the radio all the time. Yeah, for like five minutes. It got played once. Oh, you pissed her off. Great song by P1 Dave. Oh my God, you guys are retarded. Now you guys pissed her off. I'm sorry, you guys are old. You said it was an old song. Old as in like years ago old. That's not old. I can't like a swear. So gay. Whatever, dude. Chevelle? Chevelle was... What the hell is Chevelle? Check out Rock 105.3. I don't listen to Rock 105.3. Sorry. Yeah, really. Old song. It's like three years ago. Whatever, dude. Gosh. You're a failure. This game is the biggest fail since your phone. Danny, you need help with your old timer. You guys suck. You suck. Chevelle is good. This whole day sucks. I know this one. What is this, some band I don't even know? Space Boy. Go. That's the one. Is it Godsmack? No, wait, wait. It's after every hit we take. Is that your final answer? I know that's what it is. Godsmack? I don't know who it is. It's some.

2:16:31Some gay metal band. Do you have a title artist? I just sang you the lyrics. What more do you want? What? I just sang you the lyrics. What was it again? After every hit we take, I haven't missed you yet. Is that it? No. Okay. What? What? Tell us. Saliva. Is this bitch? Oh, come on. You know it. Are you serious? I don't listen to garbage like this. Dude, you guys suck. Listen to the lyrics. You can't just pick crap. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know the name or title artist though. This song is horrible. Yeah, he was closest. This is the most horrible song ever written. Three days grace. Three days grace. Whatever. No, that's right. That's funny how all the P1s in the chat know what the hell it is besides you losers. They have time to Google crap. Well, the thing is, Space Boy listens to Star 100.7. Danny, you ruined the whole three-hour show. What the hell ever? You ruined the whole show. Your vagina ruined the show. No, excuse me, but you have the biggest vagina. Whatever, dude. Bigger than the Grand Canyon. You suck ass. It's like a hot dog in the Grand Canyon in there. Whatever.

2:17:36Get out of here. We're not friends. Get off the show. I know. This is my show. I invented it. Yeah, right. I invented podcasts. Whatever, dude. Excuse me. Karna, point on the board, please. Point on the board. For who? Kelly? No, no. That would be for the hot space boy. It's like a hot dog in the rain. Yes, thank you. That's a half point. It's a hot dog in the rain. Why do I even bother? It's a hot dog in the rain. This is hilarious. You guys suck. If I was a hot dog, you'd eat yourself. This is probably the worst day of my life. Then a Slipknot song. What's up? Then a Slipknot song. Okay, what's next? You listen to Rock 105.3. No, I don't. That was in the Mikey show. Whatever, dude. Play the Dixie Chicks. Oh, Peaches. I know this one. The worst song ever written, by the way. That song.

2:18:37Back off. We'll take you on. You can't be singing the lyrics. I know the name of the song. Quimby. Quimby. That strong. It's called Headstrong. There you go. And it's the worst song ever. I wasn't done yet. This song is so bad. Why'd y'all cut me off? I wasn't done. You actually like this crap? No. Something's wrong with you. God, I knew. Why'd y'all cut me off, Tia Quimby? I wasn't done yet. Tia Quimby totally stole your point away. Yeah, she jacked it. It's cool. I don't care. Awesome. I'm closer to making this game over. Best part of my day. Whatever, dude. Shut the hell up. She's pissed at me for some reason. I don't know. I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did to her. I'm on sleep deprivation. That would be Space Boy. I know. Yeah, Space Boy. What? No, I think Peaches actually got that one first. Okay, Beyonce. It's Peaches. Your wife said it. Even Kelly just said it. So as I'm sitting here, do you want me to play the tape back? Yeah, play it back. Actually, I can't. Peaches, go for it. Yeah, go ahead. Foo Fighters. What's the name of the song, if you're cool? Everlong. Off the color of the shit. That's one of my favorite favorite songs. Foo Fighters suck. I just passed out in the podcast.

2:20:03Okay, Space Boy, no need to get your tighty-whities in a wad, okay? I think Dave Grohl can kiss it. I don't even really like the Foo Fighters all that much, so calm down your vagina, okay? Hey, I'm saying Dave Grohl can kiss it. Okay, that's cool. Really? What is wrong with you? He's one of the most talented musicians of all time. He is a D, thank you. Oh, really? He's a major D. I love the music, though. I don't care. Every single Foo Fighters album is awesome. Yeah. Hey, P1, Dave. Shut up. Sideshow Bob-looking piece of trash. Bam, bam. All right, what's my score? All right, all right. Space Boy with one and a half. Kelly, zero. Quimby, three. Peach is two. Oh, can this be? This is almost as bad as the Dump Chick Challenge. Can we make it like Dump Chick Challenge and make it up to three? Give me a tweet, please. All right. This one you should all know. It's just a matter of who yells out their name first. Yeah, I'm going for it. Space Boy. You really should. It's the same thing six times. Space Boy. I'm going to go with Metallica. Yeah? Sweet. Oh, that sounded nothing like it. Minimize the chat, Danny. Oh, good call. What?

2:21:35What a cheater. I don't know if you got that one. Oh, no. Now my credibility is called into question. What do I do? Yeah, you're a freaking cheater. Because that was up there before the answer was said. You cheated your way to the Hall of Fame. But I'm not claiming anything. Wow. All right. We'll let my score be my testimony. What's the score in front of it? Space Boy, if that. No, no, no. Just what's the score? Two and a half. Give him another half. Three. Teach is two. All right. Quimby. Quimby. So I take the lead. Okay, good. No, you're behind about half a point. This point, the lead. Okay. All right. You guys ready for this? You're behind half a point. All right. Quimby. Quimby. That's Danny California Red Hot Chili Peppers. There you go. Did you just play that one? No. What was the last one? It was California Cations. It's actually Tom Petty, Last Dance with Mary Jane. Nice. Nice job. Thank you. Quimby's winning with four points. It's almost over, you guys. All right. You guys ready for this? We got two more songs. This better be bands that people know. Spaceboy. It's Crocus. What? Oh, okay. Maybe not. What the heck? You can't. Did you say Locust? Crocus. It's an 80s band. Evanescence. Oh, come on. Come on. Wait.

2:23:35No, it's the Broken, the song Broken. Hey, this is a good song. Sorry that I listen to good music, you guys. Whatever over here. This is a good song. This is one of two songs I've carried over here. I don't even know who's singing. Look at that voice. Seether. Seether. Talk about it on the show, dude. Five years ago. Not even. Yeah. Whatever over here. Oh, it's Muse. You freaking old people. Quit bitching. Muse is a good band, actually. I'm sorry it's not some crazy underground band that we've heard of. Exactly. Yeah. Sorry it's not Atmosphere. Who? Yeah, that's what I said. Tegan and Sarah. Shut the hell up. Tiger Army. One hit wonders. Whatever. Monkey Show. I hate you guys. Cigaroy. You guys suck so bad.

2:24:38All right. Flagpole SIDA. Harvey Danger. Yeah. I know this one, Space Boy. Thank you for playing one that's in my generation. Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Wow. Wow, that actually played in high school for me. Thanks, Danny. You're welcome, old lady. You said I was the bitch. You guys want to know the score? I'm surprised Danny knows who this band is. You can thank Rock Band for that. Space Girl driving by with the burn and then leaving. All right. I played this for you guys the other night, too. Oh, Quimby. Is it him? No, actually. Fail. Space Boy. Goo Goo Dolls. Is that a win? Is this damn game over? You're a half point behind winning.

2:26:00I need to win this one. I love this half point behind. We're both right. We're both right. I want to play the I Can't Be Wrong game. See you later on my son, Paula. My boudoir and my vanity. Wimby wins the game. Yes! By a half point. That's right. Wow, Space Boy, that's just got to... That's just got to eat your shorts. It's got to sting a little. Hey, hey, what happened? Space One? You should have never gone to Hollywood. I don't think he can hear you. Give her that hem to the head quick. Shut the hell up. Oh, you mute my mic. And then this one's over here. Hem to the tonsils. Yay, me. All right. Well, Danny, thank you so much for your strings game. You're welcome. I will choke you later. So, Dan. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Tell me more.

2:27:38I better watch out. You might chop off my head. Or I'll chop off my own. I wish you would drop some. Yes, ma'am. How do you feel about three hours so far? I don't do well in heat. This is killing me right now. Really? I'm dying. I want to play a little game with you. Oh, what? It's called Danny's Thoughts. Danny, I want to know your thoughts on... No, I'm going to intercede here. What? But I'm the host of the show. It's okay. I have a special message. Oh, my gosh. A message? I have a message. Oh, I hate this already. Why? No, it's okay. It's good. It's a good thing. Huh? Oh, my gosh, you guys. It's Mike. I'm freaking out right now with you guys doing three hours. Are you nuts? You're not even going to take a break. Three straight hours with nothing, like no music, no commercials, no.

2:28:51Okay, what's the deal? At some point, you're going to sleep. I know at some point you're going to sleep or you're going to have to take a break to go to the restroom or you're going to have to do something. But at some point, you have to sleep. You have to. You guys aren't David Blaine. God bless and Godspeed and God willing. Oh, and I also wanted to tell you guys that 2nd Avenue Deli is closed in New York City. I know that because Rebecca and I went there, and it wasn't open anymore. I just thought you guys would want to know that in case you went to New York City. And also, I wanted to tell you that one of the first candy bars I ever had was a Watch Macaulay. So try that out. I'll talk to you later. All right, bye. Nice. That's awesome. I love it. Oh, Watch Macaulay's are good. Is that a real candy bar? Yeah. I've never heard of it. Oh, they're really good. But now there's not going to be cocoa butter in there. All right, so Danny, your thoughts on menstruation. Share them. I think it's disgusting. I think it's the worst thing ever created on planet Earth. But you were just talking about how you were so interested in tampons earlier. You forced me to read that. No, I didn't. No, that was your blog. No, it was not. Yes, it was. Yeah. You called me yesterday and said, Tampax or OB. What will it be? OB? Yeah. I don't get it. OB means there's no applicator. Take your finger and shh.

2:30:18Ew. No. I will not listen to that. Shut the hell up. Danny, tampons or maxi pads? I don't know the difference. They go on your vagina and they keep blood from coming out. Well, no, the maxi pad goes on your panties. Whatever. Oh, bleed, love. Oh, you ass. They keep blood from squirting out of your vagina, so whatever. Okay. Danny, what are your thoughts on mammograms? I don't even know what the hell those are. It's when you squeeze your boob and it looks like tumor. It's a booby sandwich, basically. Oh, I'm down for that. With an x-ray. Let's go. No? Oh. Nobody will ever let you touch their boobs, Danny. Sorry to report. What the hell are you singing? You a podcast idol. This is the worst. Ah! Crap. Oh, peaches, sweetie. I love you. Thank you. Wow. That was moving and amazing, Peaches. My ears are bleeding. Is that years of karaoke at work? Her microphone's muted. I love it. Good job, Facebook. That's the most beautiful sound I've heard all day. It's so good.

2:31:57She sucks. I love it. Well, how do you guys feel about playing another game? I would love to play another game. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new game for you tonight here on the P1 Podcast. I'm nervous. We are premiering this, as they say. This will be our pilot episode of this game. Well said. Thank you. I filmed it for you, buddy. Don't worry. Spaceboy's got a little something for us. Here we go on the... Virgin sale of the first time PO Podcast will ever play Random Celebrity Generator. Wow. We have a machine here called the Random Celebrity Generator. Whatever name pops up, one of us will have to do that voice. So how does this game work? Because I honestly forgot to read the thread. Oops. Well.

2:32:58I'd like to incorporate listeners, even though we have a few in the room. We have enough people to play this game. All right, Danny, go ahead and leak the phone number one more time to the chat room, please. What we're going to do is we are going to pull up a name from our technologically advanced random celebrity generator. Yes. A.K.A. the plastic bag. Whatever name pops up on your turn, you must imitate said person. And the person on the phone is going to guess what celebrity you're impersonating. And if you guess correctly, I don't know if you know about this. We have a brand new prize today on the P1 Podcast. It's a ham to your butt, everybody. If you guess correctly, you get a ham to the butt. So give us a call at 760. Rest of the number in there. Danny forgot the zero in the chat room. Go. All right. If it hollers, we can pay. I'm the first one to play with the random celebrity generator. So give us a phone call at the phone number. Is the phone hung up, space boy? Give us a call here at P1 Podcast Land. Here, hold on. Let me.

2:34:39Random celebrity generator has generated a name. Give us a call. Are we guessing too? We'll let the person on the phone guess first if they even call us. Somebody call. Oh, this one. Who could it be? P1 Podcast. I'm Corman again. I'm the guest. Hi. What's up, dude? I figured I'm getting a ham to my head. Might as well get it to my butt. You already got a complimentary ham to the head, sir. You're like Quimby calling twice in one day, huh? Yeah. Oh, you went there. You went there, Ronnie. You're dead. Oh, she's big. I have no life. I love it. Okay, here we go. All right, explain this game again. It is called the Random Celebrity Generator. I have entered input into the Random Celebrity Generator, and a name will pop up to one of the podcast members. We will therein go ahead and imitate said celebrity, and you must guess who it is. Okay. Corman, are you ready?

2:35:49I am ready. Here we go. First celebrity impersonation. You want to turn yourself one off, Quimby? We're in the middle of a podcast. Listen, I've only got a few things to say to you. I need, I've got a fever. Let me see it. And the only cure is more cowbell. Mr. Christopher Walken. Yes. Yes, it was. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Congratulations, Corman. You just won a hand to the butt. Oh, we got plenty. Don't you worry. We still have vagina, ears, eyes, and... Your belly button. Yeah. All right. Thank you for calling in to play Random Celebrity Generator. Have a good night. All right. Next person. The next person is...

2:37:05P1 Danny. Danny, please press the button on this random celebrity generator. I do. Give us a phone call at the phone number in the chat room. Give us a call. Are you serious? Please give us a call. See if you can guess Danny's impersonation. Give us a call. Anyone? I don't know. I'm going to do this. All right. Well, I guess we'll just guess and I'll take another ham to the ass. Let's go. Hang on a second. Save that clip. Hang on. Oh. Hey. P1 Podcast. Hey, Chloe. Hi, Tim. What's up, dude? P1, Tim. P1, Tim is my favorite. Tim, are you ready for Danny to do his impersonation? It totally is, dude. Thank you for saying that. Oh, hang on a second. Hang on, hang on. Go. Okay. Talk to Tim. All right, so, Tim. Danny's, uh, right now he's scrambling. Because you know how retarded Danny is, right? He has problems. I think his mom was shooting black tar heroin when she was pregnant with him. Danny.

2:38:18Yes, ma'am. Has the brain of a hummingbird. I don't know if you knew this yet, Tim. Do you know? And he has to poop every 20 seconds like a hummingbird. Oh, Danny's getting his lines offline. I see what he's doing. I'm Googling. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, Tim, are you ready for Danny's impersonation of somebody? Yeah. All right. Here we go. Oh, my God. They compare me to William Hung. Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding. Tim was the guest. Oh, sorry. Whoops. I love water. My boyfriend just broke up with me. I'm so sad, guys. I heard him say it. What's up? What was your guess again, Tim? Yay! Tim, you're taking a ham to the butt, sir. How do you feel about it? He seems kind of bummed. I know. Don't be sad. He's like, I should have guessed wrong, dude. Yes. Yes. Well, good going. Good going, Tim. We'll see you at the 28-hour show for your ham to the butt. Be picture ready. Hey, Tim, you still there? You okay, man? You all right, man? Would you take some, like, what's that stuff that Shun takes? Methadone? Xanax? What do we got going on? Would you take some methadone, dude? Oxycontin. You tired or what? You sound dead, dude. Wake up, man. Oh, man. Wake up, idiot. All right, Tim, we'll see you later. All right, Tim, take care, buddy. Bye. All right, well.

2:39:57Let's see what the... Boom. Random celebrity generator. Next player will be P1. And here it goes. The generator. I'm losing my mind. Slowly but surely. Are we having people call in or like... Are we having a hard enough time having people call in? We're running out of people to call in. TZ Dark Helmet or Dave. Somebody just pick up the phone. TZ, I call you. Call in now. Oh, who could it be? P1 Podcast. P1 Dark Helmet. Yeah! Hola, drunkie! Alright, and the generator has spit out a name for Peaches. Peaches. Yeah. Give us your impression. I live down here, down south, with my little friend, and we go and we catch birds, and...

2:41:04I don't know what else to say because I talk like this and I got some learning disability. All right. Well, I made him laugh. That's good. What was that? He was a dark helmet. Can you tell us who that is? The movie is in my brain right now, but it's freaking 315 right now. It's our East Coast. It's right there, 315 over there. Yeah. Oh, Billy Bob Gordon. Yeah. Way to go. As who? Oh, yes. Him with him there. He got it. We'll work it out. We'll take a picture of a ham by somebody's butt and we'll send it over to you. How do you feel about that? Quit saying that. That's hysterical. I love it so much. All right. Thanks, Dark Helmet. You're the best. Sling blade. Okay, bye. That was pretty good. Wow. Oh, really? I thought it was awful. Now it's time for the man.

2:42:09I hope I get OJ. If you want to, give us a call here. You better get OJ. Would it be hilarious if you got OJ at last? And it doesn't fit. If you would like to guess what Spaceboy or who Spaceboy is? TZ, call in. TZ, stop it. Oh, Spaceboy looks so happy that whatever he thinks, look at his face. He got a woman. He got a woman. He got a woman. I love it. Nobody's calling. Nobody's going to call. Oh, I hate you, TZ. All right, never mind. It better be you. P1 Podcast. Is that TZ? Yeah. Speak up, or are you trying to be quiet? Okay. Well, here we go. Space Boy will now give you his... I just want to go play golf. Yeah, he knows that one. Go to your home! Okay, that sounded nothing like that. Who is it, TZ? Yeah! The price is wrong, bitch.

2:43:26He sounded nothing like Adam Sandler. I hate Adam Sandler. Wow, you're a lover. He's the worst. Well, TZ, it looks like you get a ham to the butt at the 28-hour show this year. How excited are you? I can tell by the sound of your voice. And Space Boy is going to put it there. Yes, I will. I'll put it where it doesn't belong. All right. Well, TZ, we look forward to giving you a ham on your butt. Have a good night. Thanks for calling. Bye-bye. All right, ladies and gentlemen. That was Random Celebrity Generator. Random Celebrity Generator. I like to be a celebrity. And I am so full of pee. Woo! Potty time? Excellent. She has officially lost it. Thank you so much. Boy, what's the countdown at? T-minus eight minutes. It's a time to fill. I don't know how we're going to do it. So let's hear the real story. Is everybody ready for the 28 hour show? Are you ready? F yes. What's going to happen to the first person to fall asleep? Does anyone know? Hand in warm water so they piss themselves. Oh, we're going to freeze their bras. Yes. I won't be wearing a bra at night. Ew.

2:45:08Don't worry. Once I get the bolt-ons, I'll be really all good. The bolt-ons? The bolt-ons. Bolt-ons. People in Peaches wants fake boobs. I don't know why. Are you serious? They're perfect. If I had the money, I'd do it tomorrow. You would look so unproportionate. I wouldn't get huge ones. I'm sorry. Well, if her ship ever sank, she'd definitely float. And I would have a live track. Yes, we could use her as a flotation device. You guys respect honesty, right? Is this not the honest show? Yeah, and we're being honest with you. If you want to be honest, may I suggest the warm seat to anyone? No. Oh, we're not doing that, are we? You want to do it, Danny? I'll probably never do it. Danny, you can ask me any question you want right now. No way. It's the only chance you'll ever have. Quimby, what is the thing you hate most about Danny? She said it. Yeah, tell us. The thing that I hate most. Or dislike. Hate is harsh. Dislike. The one thing I dislike the most about Danny is I don't like it when... Here it is. Danny thinks he knows everything about movies. And what's good...

2:46:29movie and what qualifies as a great flick and this and that. I know everything because I went to film school one time and I think I shot a few videos. I'm just so a genius and I've never seen anything good but yet I know how to judge everybody on their musical taste. How do you feel about that, Danny? How did that work? Danny, what's the thing that irritates you the most about women? I plead the fifth. No, you can't. It's Warm Seat. She was honest. You have to be honest. What? Tell me right now. I won't cry. Because I'm not a crybaby like you are, Danny. Now you have to do it because she's instigating. You can ask me a question after this. How about that? I understand that. I'm thinking.

2:47:26Because there's just so many. No, no, no. Just so many. You're lying. You're not being honest. I understand you. You know, most people really hate me the second they meet me. You're lying. It's a difficult type of situation to not do. You're lying. You're being a brat for the air. I don't know. I love Danny. Well, I don't know is not legitimate. You don't get to ask me nothing. All right. Shucks. Well, why don't you go ahead and ask Peaches a question? She just said, I can't. She reneged? I don't care. Ask me a question. He doesn't act like he gives two rips. Go for it, Corbin. So if Corbin calls in for hot seat, does this mean that we can ask him whatever you want or he gets to ask us whatever he wants? I have a question for him. Corbin, I don't think you want to be in that seat. Why not? Corbin can ask us any question he wants.

2:48:38We can ask him any question he wants. Danny, why are you such a vajayji? Why? What do you want to ask Corman, Danny? Nothing. Uncomfortable. Liar. Like, why the hell did he like Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Head pieces? Yeah. Oh, I wish I could put nerd in the hot seat. That is true. That was just said in chat right now. This is the craziest show of all time. Hey, hey, hey, guess what? Hello, hello. Pretend I'm P1 nerd and you can ask me any question you want. What is your sexual orientation? I am gay. There you go. I am gay. And if my penis was small enough, I'd stick it in my iPhone. I am gay. I love it. Next question. That's the only drop we have. Do you need any more? That's perfect. Anybody else? Greetings. Do you have any more questions? Yes, yes. Nerd. Nerd. If Steve Jobs gave you any job, what would you want? The only jobs I would ever want for Steve Jobs is a professional back washer. I want to sit with him in a bathtub, wash him down, sponge side. And why is that? And why is that? Because I could give him an underwater hand job. Next question.

2:50:08Over here, Peaches has nothing to say because she doesn't know anything about technology and buffering and interwebs. Because I taught everybody about interwebs and your mother. Space Boy, would you like any questions you're asking me? Could you recommend any dog training tips for our new dog? The only tip I can give you is get the Wii Fit Trainer for your doggies. All you have to do is put your little dog on there and make a me for your dog. And then teach him all the things about greetings and sit, stay, and heal. Oh, and by the way, there's one last thing I wanted to tell you. And that is... I am gay. Hey, nerd. Thanks for coming by. Thanks for visiting. And there he goes. He's taking off in his little eye vehicle. Why did I hack the site? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Here, let me tell you why I hacked the site. You see him?

2:51:15invented the internet. I even invented Danny. I showed him how to use a word processor. I taught him everything I know about Oregon Trail. I taught him how to use the eye field properly by not configurating the gigawatts and gigawatts into a motherboard in which one would have to extract buffering and interwebbing type materials. So if you really want to know, I hacked the sites because, well, There's that old hackney phrase that I always like to say, and that is... I am gay. That's right. Well, guys, I've got to take off. Steve Jobs is sitting at my house waiting for me to give him a pedicure and manicure with Epsom salt. So, have a very nice day. Click, click, click. Nerd, I don't like you. Well, I guess we know everything, Danny. Everything you learned, you learned from that man. Sure. Danny's falling asleep. Yep.

2:52:19So, Danny, how do you feel about the three hours? I'm tired. No, you're not. I got something else to play. Oh, my gosh. Give it to me. Let it only be. If you're lucky enough, you and me get a phone call like that one day, too. That was from me. I almost feel like, you guys, we made it. We actually did it tonight. Queen Bee. Yes, that's right. I am the Queen Bee. You can't stop me from being so awesome. How does that make you feel, Danny? Oh, my God. Quit yelling. I'm losing my mind. What do you want from me? It's been three hours. I don't know if I'm going to be able to stay awake. It's been the hardest day of my life. I've got to do this for 28, and I can't even do it for three. Last person to stay awake. It's 3.20 in Charlotte right now. I can't believe it. Are we at three hours yet? Yes, we are. And we raised $2 million for charity. Wow. It looks like.

2:53:47One of Angelina Jolie's children will get to live after all. So, thank you so much for joining us today on the three. Let me tell you, it's been an honor and a pleasure working with you guys. I mean, this was the longest thing I've ever done in my life. Peaches. Yeah. How was it for you? Well, you know, I got to be honest. It was effing awesome. Yes, yes. And you know what this does? It just cuts down the time between waiting for the $28 show. Good God, it's so close. I can taste it. Are we going to, like... What? Ask it. Say it. What? Are we going to what? What are we doing, like, that morning? Are we all getting there early? Is that everyone's plan here? I'm getting there about 5 to 5.30. I'm going to get there about 4 o'clock in the morning so I can meet up with Ghost Rider. Yes, sir. What time are you getting up to the studio, sir? Welcome to the podcast.

2:54:50My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculator. About 5.30, 5.45. And I mean it this time. Not like the last two times. What happened last two times? Oh, really? You just casually pulled in about 10 a.m. I'm busy messing around with my recordings, and next thing you know, it's like... So that's what you call her now. Oh! I don't know what you mean by that. I'm just going to say this. All right. Well, before we get Space Boy in any trouble, let's wrap this puppy up. I just want to say thank you to everybody who tuned in to the P1 three-hour show. And Space Boy with the phone line. Oh, my gosh. And the phone line, amazing. Yes, that is sick. This adds a whole new level to the P1 podcast. Wow, so excited. More interviews. That was, oh, yeah. That interview was awesome. Really? Both of them were awesome. But we're not supposed to talk about the boyfriend thing. No, I know. Well, Ashley, if you can hear us out there, we love you so much. Thank you to Blunder for calling in. Yeah, boy. We love you, boy, Blunder. We'd like to thank Ronnie for all your help. Kelly for all your help. I'd like to thank God. I'd like to thank Danny. I'd like to thank your mother. I would, too.

2:56:08Make sure you catch us next time around. We'll wrap up the 28-hour show, catch you up on everything you missed. Thank you so much. Love you. We're out. Late.