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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 16
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey turned a long Christian discussion into an argument for presenting faith with humility rather than threatening nonbelievers, and caller Ryan said the conversation reached him at the perfect time. The exhausted crew then ricocheted through memorable debates: Skye and Eddie argued over Maximus versus Leonidas, everyone sized up a Cocoa Puffs bird against the Trix rabbit, and Ashley and Skye weighed shaved eyebrows against mullets. The 28-hour fundraiser reached $12,016 as the hosts pushed to beat the prior $14,000 record and prepared to watch Titanic despite a troublesome censoring DVD player. Lori returned from a successful date and told Mikey, Rebecca, and the crew that the conversation was genuine, the man avoided dating games, and they planned to meet again, while Sean's odd television tastes supplied another running joke.
What happened, in order
The Rich Ruler Question
Mikey and a caller wrestled with Jesus telling a rich man to obey the commandments, sell his possessions, and give to the poor rather than simply wait for the resurrection.
Faith Without Finger-Wagging
Mikey said his love for nonbelievers makes him reject Christians who shout about hell, arguing that faith should be presented gently, humbly, and without judgment.
Ryan's Call From the Truck
Ryan, who had recently accepted Christianity, called from his parked truck to tell Mikey that the unusually personal religious discussion arrived at exactly the right moment in his life.
Celebrity Confusion Tugboat
Rob, Skye, and Eddie compared embarrassing celebrity mix-ups until Eddie's claim of pop-culture perfection dissolved into an improvised 'perfect tugboat' routine.
Fundraiser Passes $12,000
The crew corrected its running total to $12,016 and urged listeners to help the 28-hour show beat the previous year's $14,000 fundraising record.
Maximus Versus Leonidas
The group debated whether Maximus from Gladiator or Leonidas from 300 had the bigger heart, with Skye favoring Maximus's love of family and Eddie defending Leonidas's sacrifice for Sparta.
Cereal Mascot Showdown
A mock fight between the Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird and the Trix rabbit became a serious argument over whether craziness, size, or rabbit appetite would decide the winner.
Eyebrows or Mullet
Ashley, Skye, and the others chose between shaving off their eyebrows and wearing a full mullet, splitting over whether a conspicuous haircut was worse than a bare face.
Lori's Great Date
Lori reported that her date felt unusually easy and genuine, and later said the man immediately called so they would have each other's numbers and could arrange another meeting.
Titanic Censor Trouble
Before the group movie, the crew discovered its filtering DVD player might remove entire Titanic scenes, so Mikey proposed running the movie normally while joking that he could cover profanity with farts.
Inside Sean TV
The hosts described Sean as simultaneously insensitive and sensitive, then explained that his Sean TV bit mined obscure old programs such as Banacek alongside Star Trek and Columbo.
People mentioned
MikeyJesusRyanRobSkyeEddieSeanAshleyLoriRebeccaJohn PiperTom CruiseNick NolteGary Busey
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because I had more questions than answers when I was done. And then I asked myself, you know what, if that was the case, and Jesus really said that, why didn't he just tell the guy, just wait until I'm crucified, and then accept me as your Lord and Savior after my resurrection, and then you'll be entering the kingdom of heaven just fine, and I can't wrap my head around it. Well, he says there's only one that is good, and that is my Father in heaven. That is God. And if you want to enter the kingdom of heaven, then follow the commandments, sell all your belongings. Yeah, the story that you're talking about, bro, the story that you're talking about is in the book of Luke, and it's a rich guy. It's a rich guy that comes up to Christ, and he says, hey, I love you, man. I want to do anything for you. What can I do, Jesus? You're so rad. What can I do? And he says to the guy, I'll tell you what you can do. Sell everything that you have and give it to the poor. And the guy gets totally deflated and goes, and he walks away. It's in the book of Luke. But, dude, listen, hang on, hang on. Hang on a second. The last thing in the world that I want to do is to, you know, argue. I don't want to argue with it. In fact, I think we both agree. I think we're both in agreement. But I'm going to put you on hold, and I'm going to get Rob to give you my email address. And you and I, we can talk.
And I'm sure we'll have, you can buy me a cup of coffee. That sounds good. All right, man. Hang on. Let's see. I don't know, man. I don't know that I, Eddie, what do you think? Should I be taking a bunch of calls or should we move on? Or what do you think? It's been an hour. Yeah, you got a couple minutes. If you want to bang out a couple of calls, I think, you know, people really want to talk to you about this. I think that would be cool. We have to ID in a little bit. So I'll just, you know, take a couple of calls. Look to me. I'll give you the. So, Nolan will be good. All right, cool. Let's see. P1 Corinne? Yes, hi. Hi. I don't know how behind I am because I've been listening to streaming, but I just got to hear some of the Gnostic guy, too. I just wanted to bring up really quickly, because I think it's something that we've all kind of wrestled with. You know, if God is so great, why do we have to worship him? And if we don't, then we go to hell. Well, that's a good one. Probably talk about that. I mean, I wanted to actually call and give kind of my take on what I've learned. I've been a Christian for nine years. I don't know if you're familiar with, like, John Piper and stuff, but he's got a really great take on it. You mean, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you mean Don Piper? No, John Piper. He's from Minnesota, I think, J-O-H-N. You're not talking about the dude that wrote 90 Minutes in Heaven, the guy that was a pastor in Houston, died and went to heaven? It's a different Piper. Okay.
This guy's a little older, I think. I'm not sure, but he's in Minnesota. He wrote a book called Desiring God along with a lot of other stuff. Oh, I've heard of Desiring God. Yeah, it's John Piper. Hi. But the way that he explains it and the way that it has helped me a lot is God didn't create any of us. He didn't create this universe. He didn't create people out of a necessity. He wasn't lonely. I don't know how much you want to get into Trinitarian theology, obviously, but within the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, he had all the company that he needed, and he was satisfied within that because it was perfection. But to show how good he is, he created. He created man. He created the earth. He created this universe to show forth his goodness in a way that he knew, but it wasn't demonstrated amongst just the Godhead. Along with the creation, he did give us that law that you were talking about. Pause just a second, Corinne. Pause just a second. This is what we have to be careful of. Man, this is such a cool conversation, but the problem is, hang on, the problem is a lot of people, they don't know what the Godhead is. They're hearing a lot of stuff. They're hearing a lot of lingo that me and you speak, and they're going, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, see, this is the fear. The fear is, is that some people are going to we're going to lose some people. If I think that if and I want to step out on a limb and I certainly don't want to sound like, oh, good job, Mike. That's not what this is. If God's given me a gift, I think that the gift is maybe being able to kind of break things down into a sort of a way that people might be able to understand. And so I just I when we start getting into theological theory and start talking in super theological ways, man, I I think some people are going to be like, what? What are you talking about? So I I don't want to get too lost in theory and getting too much into going. And, you know, it says in John 20, this and I just don't want to get too much there because I think that people might get a little confused. As long as we're speaking in a real general way that everybody can understand, then it's all good. But if we're getting lost a little bit in the stuff that it gets a little complicated, I don't mind talking to you about it, but let's me and you talk. Because one thing my wife knows about me is I'm very, very driven for a love.
of the non-believer, I'm really driven by a love for them, an intense burning love for them. And remember that time, and the guy's a friend of mine now, but remember that time we got a call and this guy called in and he was like, you know, he was just, he was talking about Christianity and he was talking about, what's Tom Cruise? Scientologist. Oh, Scientology. He was talking about Scientology and he was talking about Christianity. He was doing this thing. And I felt like it was getting a little bit like, I felt like it was getting a little bit finger wagging. And I went, dude, don't say that to anybody, man. Please don't say that. What that was, I don't know that I've ever said this, but what that was, was, and I told him this later. I said, dude, my friend Sky was sitting next to me when you were saying that. I've told him this off the air. I said, my friend Sky was sitting next to me when you were saying it. feared so bad that she would be like, see, that's a Christian. One of those dudes standing in front of the sports arena with a sign, you know, and that's, I fear that so much, man. I am not, I'm not down with the dude in front of the sports arena going, you're going to hell and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I see that and I go, bro, how many people?
Do you think are going to come to Christ because they saw you standing out here yelling at them? And is it really that you're out here because you care so much about souls? Are you out here because there's something kind of greedy? And listen, I don't know. But there's something kind of like satisfying for that to you. To go, you're going to hell and na, na, na, na, na, na. I hate that stuff. I don't like that stuff at all. You know, in fact, even the stuff that I'm saying, it's not going to bring anybody to God. All I can do is play my little role in it, and I just hope that my role in it is gentle, loving, kind, not judgmental, not like I'll tell you what the rules are and what they say, but I ain't going to tell you like, man, I'm numero uno in line. In terms of the sin and stuff, I'm the first dude in line. We still have a bunch of people out there. Oh, yeah. They're still out. Dude. That's awesome. Sanjaya RV is rolled in. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. That's cool. We got ID. All right, we got ID. Let me ID and see what's up. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3.
The following takes place between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. In less than an hour. The word of the hour is awesome. In less than an hour, we're going to be watching a movie. In less than an hour, we're going to be watching our first movie. Wow, dude. And in less than five hours, Trek. Calm down. Oh, no, six, dude. Yeah, please don't ever say that again. Wow. That was really. More outrageous than my religious talk. Sean's losing it. I can tell by the look on his face he's getting that point where he is losing it. I'm happy. He gets to that point every 28-hour show where he starts to get really loopy. Yeah, out of his head, really. That's just all you people getting in my head, okay? I don't know what that means. But that ain't happening this time. Okay. All right, you told us. Well, then. Hey, P1 Ryan, what's up?
Yeah, I was calling, you know, the last, you know, three, four weeks, I really, you know, started accepting the Lord into my life. And I just wanted to comment and say, you know, like, this is one of the best shows that I've ever heard you do. And, you know, I'm sitting outside my house in my truck. I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes. I've been listening the entire time. And it's just for you to be doing this on the radio. you know, really moving to me, and I hope it's, you know, touching other people's hearts also. Thank you, dude. Thank you. Like, listen, I know that you've heard this before, but I want to tell you, I mean this from the bottom of my soul. Thank you so much for saying that to me. Thank you so much. Your words meant so much to me when you said that right now. Thank you, dude. Because it's scary, man. I don't... You know, my friend Sky is so cool, man, and she's just so cool hearing it. And while I'm doing it, I'm just thinking to myself, man, I'm worried about the people that are there, and they're just like getting irritated and upset and whatever. And I'm just talking from my soul. So, man, dude, when you say that, it means a lot to me. Thank you. Yeah, just like right now, it just came in a perfect time in my life, and it's really cool.
The main reason I was calling is I wanted to know what the name of your Bible was. Yeah, dude. It's called The Living Bible. And if you want to, you can go to my website, MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And, Sky, I'm going to give you one just so you have one. We have a whole bunch of them. I'm going to give you one just so you have one. And if you want to look through it, you can. Yeah, thanks. Because it's easy to read. But if you go to my website, if you go to MikeyShow.com, click on the keyword help. Just click on that little keyword section, type in help. And when you go there, there's resources and stuff like that. And on the resources page, there's an actual link to Amazon to get that exact Bible that I read. Oh, that's awesome. It's green. When you look at it on the, when you look at it on the, it's a, it's called the greenie. Okay. I call it the green Bible. Go green. Go green. Yeah. It's a green Bible. It's called the living Bible. And dude, it's so awesome, man. It's awesome. Well, I really appreciate what you're doing tonight, Mikey. It's awesome. Thank you, brother. Hey, are you watching the movies with us tonight? Are you, you're going to rent, do you have a Titanic and, and Rocky three?
I own both of those. Thank you very much. Awesome. Thanks, dude. Thank you. All right. We'll see you. This email wants to know, why is Sean being so... What's up? I don't know that we can say this word on the air. Oh. Uh-oh. Rhymes with missy, but it's a different word. Okay. I don't know if we can say it. Why is Sean being so missy today? What? Rissy. Why is he being so rissy? Prissy? Hey, we could say that one. Wissy. Wissy? Why is Sean being so wissy today? I didn't know he was. It's like wissy, but not. It says, did someone spill their Calpico or what? I didn't think about that. Where is he? He just walked out. He's looking for a bottle opener somewhere. Yeah, he wants to have a little glass bottle of Coke. He says, maybe he just needs a big group hug from all of you. No, that probably wouldn't help. You don't know.
I know stuff. The email goes on to say, calm down, you fervert. Oh, my gosh. Somebody said it. We all love you, P1 Boos. So there it is. Finally, somebody had the rocks to stand up and say it. Hey, Mikey, I'm listening to your show. You tell these P1s with their signs. What? What are they doing? They're now like. What do their signs say? I will not read that sign. Skye? Oh, no. Skye's wearing a free shirt. Skye's wearing a free shirt. And she is. And she is. That is hysterical. Oh, is it? It is. That is fantastic. It is. I can't wear my Boston Raw Bachelor Party 08 shirt. You absolutely can. Hey, can I put my pajamas on and be back in two minutes? I'm going to go put mine on. Yeah, we've got to find out about Lori. Just make sure you're paid for everything you're going to put on. All right, I will. I'll be right back. They'll make a sign about it. No, just for you, really. Ridiculous. Oh, calm down. You calm down. You're wearing a free shirt. I paid for this. You did not. Yeah. You did not. I got my shirt at Target. That's cool. I don't think anybody asked, but that's cool. Everyone cares. That's nice. I don't. Okay. But anyway. But anywho.
What were you up to, Chad? I went and checked to make sure that the projection screen was up and working. Is it? Yep. It's cool and ready to go. Nice. It's been crazy. I feel like I've been going nonstop since we've gone on. Because you have. That's probably why you feel that way. It was cool. I was in Ashley's studio just kind of laying down, resting my back, and just listening. Cool. So, yeah, I was chilling. I was cool chilling, you know. Yeah, what up, bro? Hey, here's my friend B-Rob. Where's he been? He's actually been working the phones because Zed's on his date. I've been working the phones like a madman. Look at this guy. Back to being in the driver's seat. Yeah. Whenever Mike leaves, Rob. Lock the door. He's not coming back. There's no lock on that door. The big boy chair. Yeah. What's your story, kid? What you been doing? My story is I've been talking to all the P1s, and they are some nice people. Wonderful. Thank you. Do you guys ever get celebrities confused? Because remember when you were telling the story about Nick Nolte earlier? Just hang in there, the mall. My name isn't the mall. Let it finish. I'm so tired that you were the mall to me. Okay, Nick Nolte's house burnt down, yeah. I thought he was Gary Busey. Do you guys ever get stars confused like that? Well, no.
You never do? I do. Isn't there like Bill Pullman? And that's a legit one, Rob. That's a legit one. Don't you remember this one over here with her Robert De Niro and Al Pacino confusion? That's another legit one. Oh, my God. Did I just take myself down a peg? Yeah, you're that girl. I am that. And in the beginning, I used to confuse Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron. Thank you. How? Thank you. Same person. It's impossible. Same person. Now I figured it out. They're so drastically different. Back in the beginning, Eddie, they were both blonde and booze. Eddie, just, hey. You're Sky. This is the Honest Hour with Rob. I want you to open up to me. What do you want? You had to. Maybe when you were young. Do you know me? I do. Do I not know everything about pop culture? I just want to see a flaw in the almighty, perfect Eddie. Show me. You're going to have to look harder than that, my friend. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Get on the perfect boat. Toot, toot. Toot, toot. Not the perfect train. Perfect boat. I'm a little tugboat. Toot, toot. It's the perfect tugboat. I'm on the way there. Quack, quack. If it's so perfect, why is your horn a quack? Flip, flop. Now it's a flip, flop. Blah, blah, bloosh. No, I don't have Nextel. Come on. Yeah, the boat's not that high tech. This is perfect now.
What are these clowns outside? Who knows? Hey, what up? What's up? Clown school. My boy Ayo's still hanging out up there. Is he? Yeah. Cuddling next to Chantel. What's up, pal? Yeah, right, dude. Chantel's long gone. What? Please. She is? Are you kidding? She had to go back to work at, what's that place? Hooters. Hooters? Hooters. Hooters. No, it's that El Paso place in Mission Valley. What? The cowboy spot. Come on. Oh, in cahoots? Oh, yeah. Who Ross? Who Ross? Yeah. Same thing. You are so close. You guys never get the names of places confused. You got a lot of things confused. Yeah, one time I called the grocery store the mall. It was really embarrassing. The mall? It was really embarrassing. She made her first mall joke. Mark the time, 913. Yes. Are you going to take that shirt off, Jay? What's going on with you?
Jay comes up to me in the hall and he goes, you know, all I've wanted to do is take my shirt off. Whoa. Oh, really? Is that an offer? Okay. Oh, you're hot. Oh, good for you, Jay. Good luck with that, buddy. What was making you so hot? I can't help you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. I'm going to tell you, I'm really excited about watching Titanic tonight. I've never seen it in my life. You've never seen Titanic? I've never seen it in my life. When would I have sat down and spent that kind of time on Titanic? Have you ever gone on a date? Yeah, what year were you born? Oh, my gosh. You guys, like, share popcorn and accidentally touch hands? Yeah, isn't that the first movie? Isn't that your first date? That's not popcorn. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Buttery goodness. Lego my ego. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
Why is Zankyu so funny? How is it that we heard Zankyu like 50 billion times, but only recently has it become something? I like to play the leader. Zankyu. Okay, I have totals for how much we've raised. Oh, nice. Oh, $11,045. Oh, that's awesome. For real? That is awesome. No, no, no. Oh, I'm sorry. I had the number wrong. $12,016. Oh, my God. What the heck? Yeah, I forgot to add the cash. Love it, love it, love it. $12,016. Wow. Phenomenal. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We ain't there yet, though. Guys, last year we raised $14,000. Please help us break the record. Please, please. Yeah, so the good halfway mark. We want to shatter it. Yeah. We want to shatter it. So go to MikeyShow.com, and in the keyword section, Thank you. Rob, you are a clown. You guys can hear me? Yes. Type in the word donate. Rob's getting loopy. If you donate 50 bucks or more. Isn't he so cute with his little bottle of Coca-Cola? He's really enjoying it. Yeah. Yeah. You're so dainty, Sean. Okay.
Ew. He's such a big, he's such a large guy with a little dainty bottle in his hand. A little mini bottle. Okay. No one drinks like that. Thank you for that. No one drinks like that. Thank you for that. Hey, bro. You're good. I want to take a picture. Can you not do that, please? That's nice. I want to record the moment. Sean, can you take a drink out of your soda? I'd love to. Thank you. You're so dumb right now. You are dumb. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grow up, bro. Hey. You're almost 40. Yeah. Right? That's so sad. Yeah, I mean, that's like a slap in the face, dude. I don't know where Detail gets his numbers, but he just texted me and said, dude, you guys have 15,043 people. Yeah, that's it. 15,043 people listening to the live stream. Nice. Who, detail? How does detail know that? I don't know. Why would he know that? For a second, like... You guys, I got breaking news. Come on. The guy on the corner just told me. I believe him. Hey, you guys, hang on a second. This just is. Mike, Mike, Mike.
Mike, can you hear me? We have breaking news. I'm reporting live, Mike. Oh, it's a live report. You guys, I'm reporting live from a text message from Details House. Oh, my gosh. What's going on? It says here that you guys have actually raised $40 million. Wow. Oh, well, congrats. Take that. That's a good stat. I'm eating. I'm sorry. Oh, what do you got? Yeah, what's going on over there? L&L barbecue is so good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that rice was legit. Dude. Cider rice. Oh, so good. I put the teriyaki sauce on it. Oh, yes. Thank you. Toot, toot. You don't want any bowel movements for the movie. Hey. I'd experience some gurgling. Yeah, you will. Fubbles. Sky, do you ever take that? No. How come? Because if my body doesn't want to accept something, I don't want to medically force it to. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. It just makes you be able to digest it. Yeah, but if my normal body, the way it is, doesn't want to digest it, I don't need it. I'm not missing out. But it tastes good. You are a clown. It helps save on calories. You know what I'm saying, bro? No. Eddie knows what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, Sean. Whoa, over the top. Sean, you played that. Thank you. So are we supposed to call Lori? Yeah. Let's call Lori. Let's call her. She's fit. Tight. Will you go give Rob her number? Yeah, just give it to me. Ashley. Ashley. Yeah, because it was supposed to be at nine, right? She's probably expecting us to call. Oh, yeah. She's probably expecting us to go. Or maybe not. Hello. I was stricken with such guilt when I was thinking about her earlier because I told them that they were going to do Sani. And then I found out that they got trade, the radio station got trade at some other place. And I was like, well, I already told them they were going to do Sani. So I said, I'll just give them my credit card and then they can all. Whatever. I'll discrep it. What do they call it when you get handed in and you say? Expenses. Expenses. There's a discrepancy here. Pay me. And so I forgot to give her my credit card. Oh. Oh, good one, Mike. Your wife gave. Oh, she did? Yeah, I talked to her. Good, good, good. Oh, sweet. The old switcheroonie.
That's right. I'll pay for everything. Oh, I gave you my bonds card. Oh, whoops. Whoopsie-daisy. Good luck paying with that. See you later. Oh, that's my Costco card. Sorry. Get a ham. Oh, the ball is upset. I don't get it. Let me explain. We need to call more. Interesting story. I don't get it. Hey. Skye likes ham. I think you should reset the Lori thing. Skye likes. Reset it. She prefers Costco ham, but in the air, she pretends that she likes honey baked. Doesn't everybody kind of like ham? No, no, no. That's the big deal. You don't understand. Most people do like ham. I like ham. She loves ham. Oh, wow. Come get some ham. That's creepy. It is. Sky of all foods, why ham? Talk about it. Seriously. I know you want to. No, no, be serious. Coming from you? What do you... Come on, Maul. Open up. My name is not Maul. Come on, O. Hey. It's just one of the foods I enjoy. I enjoy many foods. Let's all stop freaking out about it. We don't need to make signs. We don't need to make t-shirts. Is it the salty goodness?
Well, I do enjoy sodium. Rob, dang it. She just said, I do enjoy sodium. Oh, it's going to be so clean and everything. Say it again, Skye. I'm too busy taking pictures with my cell phone. Dang it. That's odd. The mall. What happened, Ash? I left a message. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Turn it off. Pull up the covers. Oh, hello. Where's Zeth? Zeth isn't back from his date yet? No. Whoa. What's up? It's a two for one, Mike. It's good four hours. I don't understand. He's getting shrimp and white wine. His levels are dangerously low. Oh, my ma. Oh, my ma. Total beaver boy. Yeah. You guys watch too much Tim and Eric. What? How do you know what that's from? I'm just saying. You're crazy. Well, I'm taking a wild guess. Well, you wouldn't know that unless you watch too much Tim and Eric. No, I'm taking a wild guess. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Well, thank you. You guys know that Rebecca Esparza really likes the show Tim and Eric. Awesome show. Great job. She does. She's human. Rebecca Esparza likes that? You know what we haven't done yet is like a random debate. Oh, yeah. We have all those random debates. A what? Where are they? Where are they?
You know what that is, Rob? No idea. It's like Mike will give us a topic and we debate it. It's like, who is Al Pacino? Is he really Robert De Niro? Just like that. Like Queen Latifah. No, wait a minute. What's up with Nick Nolte? Yeah. Is that dude Gary Busey or what? Right? Total Gary Busey. I totally get that. Look at Rob. I get that. Rob is losing it, Mike. He's crazy right now. FYI. I'm glad we're on hour 27. We're not, bro. Not even close. We're barely halfway through. Barely halfway through. Man, that Tylenol PM is kicking in. Is that on top of your night, Wolf? Yeah. Oh, you ready for this? Talk about it. Are you ready for this? Here is your random debate question. Yes. Who had a bigger heart? Maximus from Gladiator or Leonidas from 300? Oh, come on. Who had a bigger heart? I don't. I refuse to answer this question on grounds of garbageness. That's easy. I have an answer. Spartans, lay down your weapons. Come and get them. Only a woman would say easy.
to that question. I said easy to that. Yeah, exactly. Good point, bro. Exactly. You got me there. That's a good point. Put your panties away, buddy. And then you got me there. Well, check it out. I want to hear from this one over here, Barack, why that's easy. It's easy because Leonidas is like, he's from birth, is raised to be this soldier. I mean, he's kind of in a way like a trained thug, you know? This is like, he's like brainwashed. Like, this is what he lives for. This is what he's been instilled in him since he was a child. I wasn't listening. 300. Okay. Gladiator Maximus. Like, he has a love for his family. He's driven by doing good, doing right, you know. And so, yeah, he's got a bigger heart. How dare you, first of all. Leonidas did all that for Sparta. Sparta. And for his...
Sparta. It had nothing to do with me, but it's duty. It's duty. Sparta. Sparta. I didn't say it like that. Sparta. Well, is the window up my pain? What's going on? Sparta. I didn't even come close to saying it. I promise to attack Sparta. I'm furious with you. So who is it, Eddie? Who is it? Thank you, Mike. He wasn't brainwashed at all. Not even close. Did you watch the movie? He has a duty. They threw babies off cliffs if they couldn't fight. They were making a point. Not if they couldn't fight. If they didn't look healthy and strong. That's right. That's what I'm saying. The men in that culture are raised to be warriors. So he can't have a heart? Not the same kind of heart. He died for his land. Well, he was able to take 300 dudes and defeat... An army of thousands. That's a lot of heart. How hard does it take to do that? I vote for Mel Gibson and Braveheart. Wait, that wasn't one of the choices. That wasn't one of the choices, actually. If that's the case, I'm going Han Solo. Yes, new random debate. That guy was the best. Rebel. I don't know if people are calling to give their two cents. Are you calling to give your two cents about this? I'm calling to talk about a question that a Nostik had posed before.
Oh, oh, oh. You know what, brother? You got to write an email because we're in a random debate. And so I will ask you, who had the bigger heart? Yeah. Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles? Maximus. We'll figure it out. Who had the bigger heart? Maximus from Gladiator or Leonidas from 300? Um, hmm. Not entirely sure. I haven't actually been able to see 300 yet. You know what, buddy? Oh, young man. You know what? Right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is this Seth? We don't have any gladiator stuff, do we? My name is Gladiator. Oh, hello. Oh, what's up? Oh, so good. Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Wow. Were any of you in the army? I was. Wait, a little girl was? Me too. Good, you could help. Thank you. Farewell. Oh, yeah. Talk about it. I was in the army. My name is Quint. Talk about a heart. All those dudes are standing there with gladiator outfits and there's Quint standing with them. Show me the waiter. It's a grease matter. And here's the swimming with bow-legged women.
Here's to swimming with bow-legged women. No, gentlemen, I think he's back for his afternoon feeding. What happened to him? $10,000 for me by myself. What do you get? For that, you get the head, the tail. The whole damn thing. Money well spent. That's right. Opa. Opa. All right, we're in an impasse with this one. Let's move on. Yeah, I win. My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius. Oh, yeah. Then I'd change it to Ojo Cinco. Loyal servant to the true emperor. You're not as cool. Oh, he's extra cool. Father to a murdered son. You just like him because he's a servant's guy. Wow. Hey, Cloud. That was huge. Who wins in a fight, the Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird or the Trix rabbit? That is so easy. Yeah, again, easy. Hold on. Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird. How dare you say that? The Trix rabbit was silly. Anyone that's silly? Dude, the bird is cuckoo.
For Cocoa Puffs. Yeah! You want to fight a crazy person? The Trix Rabbit. No, I do not. You're telling me the Trix Rabbit wasn't a little off his rocker? But that's not cuckoo. It's pretty close. No, but couldn't the Trix Rabbit pull stuff? No, he was a silly rabbit. Yeah. Silly rabbit. Yeah. See? Home run! No. Next. The rabbit would eat the bird. No, it's a giant bird. It's a giant rabbit. It was like pelican. I don't care. Those, have you seen? Rabbits eat birds, right? No. No, not even close. YouTube it. I think you're wrong. I think he's right. Rabbit goes in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Sharks in the water. Wow, that's a dead rabbit. Okay, next, Mike. I won that one again. Actually, the Lucky Grounds guy. I won that one. Always hammered. Yeah, I'd say Captain Crunch in that one. Oh, dude, that guy's got a sick peg leg. Yeah. He's got scurvy. Oh, man. Eat an orange, bro. All right. All right, let's see. Oh, that was pretty smart. I don't know if anyone caught that. Scurvy. Yeah. I would have said lime. All right, you ready? Lime. You have to permanently adopt the style of either Cyndi Lauper or Dee Snider of Twisted Sister. Not the current style. No. No.
We're talking... We don't want to take it style. Okay. From the video. With the big bloody bone. Great idea, dude. With that eye makeup. The lipstick and the eyeliner. And the rouge from a giant bone. Dude, I never got Twisted Sister. Like, I was like, they're wearing, like. You need to turn the music on. Play the songs, and you'll get it. Yeah, turn the beat around. You want to rock this joint. Let's see. Hey, the music is all right. It's just the. The music is all right? Yeah, it's all right. It's better than all right, actually. Oh, what's up? Oh, come on. Stop it, Mike. Look at Eddie. Oh, wow. Eddie and the kick. All right, you're really clowning out. Look at the length of a neck on that guitar. Yeah, that's why the guitar. Leave him be, leave him be. Eddie, can I have this dance? All right, dude.
If you had to be one of those two. Like you had to walk around. You had to walk around. You had to walk around. This is easy for me. No, but you got to remember. I swear. Cindy Lauper. I'm with you. It's actually going to be his Halloween costume. Well, I dressed like her in the 80s. Wait a minute. Is that weird? Yeah, but only from the waist down. I was into rock and wrestling at the time. So Cindy Walker, Captain Lou Albano. I can go on. No, I don't want you to. I have a question just for the ladies. Oh, thank God. Rob, you're in. Yeah, that definitely is Rob. Ashley and Skye. Even my wife, she's in the room. And Rob. And Rob. Shut up. Would you guys rather shave your eyebrows off and you can't pencil them in, okay? Okay. All right. Just do it. So you have a bald face. Just do it if you pass out. You have to choose one of these. You ready? Shut up. You're either going to shave your eyebrows. Yeah. Or wear a mullet. Like full mullet. Cut their hair like a mullet? A mullet. They got to cut their hair in a mullet. You got to rock a mullet. And I mean like bangs long in the back, you know, sharp on the side, like right over the ears. Business in the front. Business in the front. Party in the back.
Patty in the bag. Patty in the bag. Again, easy. This is easy for you? That can't be easy. Well, I mean, I wouldn't have either, but if I have to pick between the two. Okay, what is it? Well, we know that my hair defines me. Oh, wow. Save that clip. Save that clip. Save that. Yes. You are the best. You guys don't even know what it would look like if I cut my hair into a mullet. I would love it. I would honor you. What are you saying? What would it be? Hey, Ashley. We have that mullet song. See if you could find that mullet song. Cut the mullet. It would suck to have no eyebrows, but there's no way I could roll a mullet with this curly moth. It would be disgusting. Sky. But you have to picture. You're walking around. No eyebrows. Okay, here's the deal. Yeah, if I'm walking down the street, people would point more to my haircut than no eyebrows. Are you sure? Yeah, I swear. Really? Dude, like I would be better off shaving my head. Let's try it. Ash, what about you? Mulleting it. Would you shave your eyebrows before you would rock a mullet? Or would you rock a mullet before you would shave your eyebrows? For sure the mullet. You would wear the mullet? Yes.
Yeah, I think she could make a mullet look cute. Let's do that. Yeah, she could be all 80s out. You would wear a mullet, babe? Honestly, I think, and kind of like the Cyndi Lauper question, too, I think that it's almost kind of starting to come back. Yeah. So, I mean, it's more acceptable now than five years ago. Now, do I want one? Absolutely not. But, you know what I mean? The eyebrows would be tough. I think you want one. No. I did, too. Hold her down. Hold her down, by the way. Not to mention, I kind of feel like there would be a possibility that my eyebrows would never grow back. Oh, I know girls. That's happened, too. Whereas the hair, you know, eventually it'll happen. Well, no, they have to pencil them in because they, like... plucked and shaved. Yeah, mine are all penciled in. I can tell. They're very dramatic. Thank you. It's called the geisha. Oh, it's so nice. Geisha. Lori just texted. She said she's in her car and she asked Ashley to call her. Oh. Okay. Oh, Lori. Okay, cool. Yes, she is. Let's find out what's going on. Let's hope she's got hand free. Five hours. Five hours? Wow. I like it. That's crazy. That's enough time.
Where's Cut the Mullet? Cut the Mullet. I really want to hear Cut the Mullet. We have her. You have it up. What page? Oh, gosh. Main page? Oh, no. 28-hour page. She can't do two at once. Too many things. 28-hour page. Fall down. What? It's on the 28-hour page in the center in red. Do something about your long, filthy hair. It looks like a rat's nest. Do something about your mullet. Get out the hair clippers, jerk. Jerk. Did you just say mall? I did. I'm your scar. Take your ass to the barbershop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an a**. Whoa. Easy guy. It's just a mullet. It's just a mullet. That's all it is. What are you passionate about? It's great harmony. There it is. It's cut the molly. High production value. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, we have Lori. Oh, yeah. Kiss and tell. Lori. Thank you. Thank you. Lori, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. How was dinner? She's glowing. Can I get the weather cold today? Hot tamale. All right.
Yeah. It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't have to. It doesn't fit at all. What day is it? Plus, I think the saying is chilly today, hot tomorrow. Not cold today. Cold today. Winter tomorrow, hot tomorrow. Yeah, dude. Cold today, word to your mother. Lori? It is like party time in there. It is. Are you coming down here or what? Yes, I am. You are cool. Was it a good date? It was fantastic. Oh, that's good. That's good. Wow. That's cool. Was he a cool dude? He was a really cool dude. And it was actually a little eerie. I felt like I was having dinner with myself. What? Really? Yeah, I didn't know it was possible to, like, kind of be in sync with the way you feel. that closely with another human being, but we have a lot of similarities. Whoa, really? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Wow. I didn't expect to hear all that. Yeah. Hey, my wife's doing a little dance in here, Lori. Nice. Yeah, my wife's doing a little dance. Well, that's cool. And the restaurant was fun and everything was cool. Did you get dessert? Yeah, it was fantastic.
I want to know. I kind of want peanut M&Ms if anybody wants to get. But anyway. But that's cool. He couldn't ask. I'm not going to ask for anything, Mike. He's not going to ask. But, I mean, if somebody were having peanut M&Ms. Somebody had peanut M&Ms. Peanut M&Ms. You know, at the 7-Eleven and they were to go get them. They got an extra bag hanging around. Anyway, Lori. Me and Rebecca really want to know what you get for dessert. That's right. Would you like me to stop at 7-Eleven? No, he wasn't. I would never ask anyone to do that. That is so presumptuous. But a large bag would be. Well, king size. Yeah, the ones with the peanuts in the center. But he couldn't ask. He couldn't ask. He wouldn't ask. I would never. Not even. Oh, I'm disgusted by the thought. Lori. Lori, what did you have for dessert? I had a mango brulee cheesecake. Oh, that sounds good. You were the luckiest woman alive. That sounds so good. Really? I didn't eat dessert alone. And you know what? I wasn't shy. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Oh, so he was there. He just didn't order dessert. Yeah. No, he took off. I'm like, you must really love dessert. Big time.
I did tell him that I never met a dessert I didn't like. That's awesome. And you're fit. And she's fit. Yeah, tight. What did you have? Sean! I told you. Not the right word. Lori, what did you have for your entree? What did you have for dinner? I had some chicken and some grilled asparagus. Nice. I loved it, and I have lunch for tomorrow. There you go. Lori, what was your favorite thing about him? Yeah. That it was just very easy to talk. And it was about real stuff, not surfacy things where you're not really finding anything about that person. You know what's cool about that is that we've talked to you after you've been on some dates and they've been kind of like, eh. So it's kind of nice to hear, you know what, this was a good date. It was. That's why I said I want to know who said she's glowing. Who said she's glowing? Eddie. What did you say, Eddie? I said she was glowing. She was glowing, yeah.
But you're right, Mike. You definitely heard me on the opposite end of the spectrum. Oh, for sure. Yeah, where they just weren't that great. And so it's nice to hear that you had a good time. Yeah. Thank you very much for picking a winner. There you go. Very nice. So what's the next step? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys talk about maybe getting together again? I said that it was very refreshing to actually meet somebody who seems like a pretty decent person. Yeah. But did you guys talk about any, like, getting together a second date? Yeah, calling her. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, cool. I gave him my number and he called me right away so that I would have his number. Oh, that's cool. And there will be some sort of getting together. Yeah, yeah. Eddie just said it. Did you hear what Eddie said? No. Eddie said that's cool because that means that's a person that's exhibiting no games. You know, they're just like straightforward. He's calling you, you know, to make sure you got his number. Like, that's cool. Yeah, he doesn't have to wait three days to call you because that's the cool guy thing to do. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's really cool. Totally agree. So, well, nice. I'm glad to hear it. We're going to start the first movie in about 15 minutes. And I hope we're not forgetting to ask something cool. Well, we covered dessert.
Uh-huh. Peanut M&M's. I wasn't going to say that. What? So, anyway. Was there an appetizer ordered? We didn't cover that. That's true. There was not. Oh, okay. He asked if I wanted to share some calamari, and Rebecca, my response was? What do you think it was, hon? What do you think she said? Why not? Calamari's delicious. Yuck. No. You love it. No. Lori, you don't... Wait, Lori, do you not like seafood either? No. I didn't know you... Really? You don't like seafood? As fit as you are. Honey, you've got to talk a lot. My honey has this. Hi. Go ahead, babe. Calamari's not healthy. It isn't? Well, it's fried. I eat it every day. And smelly. Oh, no. That's great. It's not good for you? I just ate a pound of it.
Get a little ayol-y, dude. Yeah, dude, it's real great. Get all that spicy ayol-y. You don't like a gentleman. Real nice. Real sweet. Get the tentacle ones. Yeah, those are great. Those are the best. I like the arms, dude. The arms. That's chewy. I like the little suckers on them, okay? It's great. I like to save a piece in my mouth. Yeah, great. It's real good. Save for later. Okay, Teddy, I'm too far. You know what I like? I like to have my calamari with a Marlboro light. Yeah, dude. Classy. Okay. And a gin and tonic. Yeah. Can I get a sapphire and tonic for my bartender? Yeah. That'd be all right. For my lady friend. For my lady friend here. Yeah. Well, that's awesome, Lori. And yeah, it sounds like I picked you a winner. You did. That's right. All right. Well, we'll see you here in a few minutes. Text me when you get here. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Well, that's cool. Oh, that makes me so happy. A success. It sounded really successful. Really good. That's huge. That's right. Let's see if I can find a word that really makes me feel that. A word? I found a word that really makes me feel that. Pineapple. What the heck? Not bad. Is Mike starting to lose it? I don't know why you just did that. I wanted to find a word that made me just feel like all that joy that I was feeling about that moment. Thank you, Mikey. Okay. Thank you, Mr.
McClain. No. Oh, sure. John McClain. Sweater. Oh, that's better. Yeah, definitely. That's a better one. Stop that. Stop it. Sorry. I'm sorry, you guys. Let's debate the issues. No, let's debate the issues. Sky took them. Sky, you took my issues. No, not random debates. The issues. Oh, the actual issues. What do you guys think of the economy? Are you up for that? Yeah, let's talk about the economy. I want to talk about Zeth. Where's Zeth? Yeah, I want to know what he's up to. Where is that guy? What month is this? You are my favorite. It's March? I think so. Yeah, I think it's almost. This is October. October. Uh-huh.
Do you guys realize that the day after Thanksgiving, we're going to be able to play the Oh Holy Night song that everybody knows and loves so well? Traditionally, we play it the day after Thanksgiving. It's one of everybody's favorites. It's a yearly tradition now. Yeah, we wait one year. It takes a year, and then we stop it right before we go. around Christmas time. Say again? Exactly. Well said. Well said. What? Stop that. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. What do you want me to stop? I can't breathe. Ma'am, what should I stop? I don't know. She says I can't breathe and then proceeds to go. It's the biggest breath. Oh, wow. Right? Sweet berry wine. Sweet berry wine. I'll say sweet berry wine. For sure. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator. Alligator.
We are going to watch movies in 12 minutes. What do you guys think of that? I want to do it now. 12 minutes we're going to. I'm ready now. Hey, should we do, like, a best-of thing so we can get set up? Should we do, like, a best-of bit so that we can go in there? Yeah, are we going to be able to just go in there and roll? Hey, Jay, question. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Just clap. Good answer. Question. Jay, first of all, question. What's going on with the hair right here? That's the question. All right, that's question number one. Question numero uno. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Jay. Oh, wow. Question. Yeah. Special. Yeah. Yeah. That is something else. It's something. All right. All right, Jay, my question for you is. I should have had a wig like that for the Mikey Idol. Oh, my. Oh, my. Wow. It just stays there, too, when you put it there. I got to get a picture of it. When you move it down, it just stays there. I don't know if I'm getting tired or if that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. Sky, take a look at Jay's hair. They can go out there, straight out. There you go. Look over here. It's hard to say. Oh, that's fantastic. You're the best, dude. Gross. No, where did those come from? Yeah, dude, you're the best. Don't let anybody tell you any different, all right? That's right. Yes, we're ready to go over there.
All right. Well, then, yeah, let's hit a bit. I got a question. Question. So are we set up, like, with that special DVD player and it's, like, going to take out curse words and stuff? Yeah. I think it takes out whole scenes. So the only problem is I worry about, you know, losing sync with everybody else. Well, we should be able to only tell it to do, like, language. I tried to talk to it. It wouldn't listen to me. It wouldn't talk to you? What? So it's going to take out the whole scene? I'm not exactly sure what it does. It says it will take out whole scenes, like sex scenes, like I think the Titanic one. Yeah, we don't want it to remove an entire, we just want it to remove language. We don't want it to remove the whole scene. Okay, I'm going to have to look at it again, but yeah. If that's the case, then here's what we got to do. We got to just run the movie. We're in safe harbor. After 10. It's not that bad. So we got to just run the movie. I'll take a look at it when we get over there. I'll cover up the cursing with farts. I'm feeling kind of gassy, guys. Nice. Let's go to the room. There may be a couple of moments. Okay, so let me give you some of our best of material. I've been eating onion rings nonstop for an hour. Let's go in the room, guys. I got all new stuff. This is awesome.
There's a nice plethora. Okay. This is something we do called Sean TV. Check it out. I believe that we can, if you'd like, do some of this. Sean likes watching. Sounds good to me. Whatever Sean likes. Well, you know that it might be not as gay as something. Watch my Mikey when he's watching. You know he's standing up. The whole time Ashley sings along with that, Eddie gives her a look like, why are you doing that? Who's Eddie? It doesn't stop her. It doesn't stop her. She keeps doing it. She's dancing right now at this moment. She's dancing. But refusing to look at Eddie. Yes. Because she knows that it will turn her into salt. Ash, why no eye contact with Eddie yet? Well, I just did. But I had to give it a minute. Don't blame you. Okay. Ashley, you're so inappropriate. That is so correct.
Turns me to stone. That's right. So I have to just wait for a sec. Sean TV, what is it? It is the best. Our sound effects guy, Sean, is a very unusual person. He's a germaphobe. He's really, really tall. Yeah. He has a super deep voice. Yeah, it's like a foghorn, Mike. And you can hear it. I'm sorry, Sean. Last night somebody said to me about Sean. Oh, great. They said, I love how Sean is so insensitive and sensitive. Thank you. Someone needed to say it. I don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, that's right. How dare you. He is easily one of the most insensitive voices on the show. Yet, like, I mean, you've got to be careful. You can't even say his name sometimes. Dude, seriously. You say Sean. You go, Sean, and he's like, okay. That's not true. Oh, really? No, it's not true. You guys know what you do. You know what you do? Yeah. Thank you. So here's the deal.
Because he's such a strange individual. You are. He watches everything on TV. Everything on TV. And so we do this segment called Sean TV. And it's always stuff that we've never heard of. And he plays clips. And it's interesting. It's just interesting. Now, he's probably done a dozen of them. One time, there was a show that we liked. Yeah. Best show ever, though, isn't it? One time. It was called Tim and Eric's Awesome Show. Great job. Other than that. It's like banana check half the time. Yes. Well, first of all, it's not banana check. It's Banachek. Which was a show that was on in the 1950s. No, that's not true either. It was on in the 70s. It was the early 70s. And it was on for two seasons. And it was a really great show. Sorry, George Pappard. George Hamilton. No, not George Hamilton. He was on Columbo twice. Oh, wow.
He was from the probably member and from the A-team. When Sean came over, you guys, when Sean came to Sticker Strike and he was staying with us, he busted out his iPod. And he has episode after episode after episode of Banachek. He showed me like this. football episode of Banachek on his iPod. That had Robert Culp in it. He was excellent. He had episodes of Ironside. He had Star Trek. I was like, dude. Lots of Columbo. The iPod is great for that stuff. Is Columbo your favorite? What is your favorite? Star Trek is his favorite. No, no, no. That was a sigh of GGG. Let me think. What's your favorite show ever? Wow. Star Trek. How can you not? Save that clip. Wow. Save that. It'd either be Banana Check, Star Trek. Call it Banana Check, dude. Columbo. Yeah, come on, guys. Be real. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, Trek. Original series. What season?
Wasn't there only two seasons? No, there were three. Two. Sean moved to tears by an episode of Star Trek. That is weird. That's a fact. Okay, whatever, dude, whatever.