The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 2
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During the episode the hosts talked about the astonishing sale of a Babe Ruth baseball for nearly $800,000 and debated Sky’s neighbor‑grass‑cutting incident. They sampled bizarre jelly‑bean flavors with Corman, played an OJ‑themed Mad Lib, and celebrated Eddie’s birthday with a lightsaber lamp. The conversation also covered Quimby’s neti pot forum thread, Sanjaya’s lip‑inside “P1 Army” tattoo, shirt‑design ideas, Space Boy’s family mothership heirloom, and ended with a candid discussion about female driving habits and safety concerns.
What happened, in order
Babe Ruth baseball sale
They discuss a fan who sold his Babe Ruth baseball for $800,000, calling it almost a million‑dollar deal.
Sky's neighbor grass cutting
The crew debates whether Sky paying to have her creepy neighbor's lawn cut was a nice gesture or a passive‑aggressive move.
Eddie's lightsaber lamp birthday gift
For Eddie's birthday the hosts gave him a Star Wars lightsaber lamp, joking about its romantic green hue and where to display it.
Neti pot forum controversy
Quimby starts a heated thread questioning the neti pot's usefulness, sparking a debate about its safety and effectiveness.
Magic Bean taste test
Corman bravely samples Bertie Botts Every Flavor jelly beans, guessing booger, earthworm, pine and finally vomit flavors.
OJ Simpson Mad Lib
The team fills in a Mad Lib with OJ‑related words, producing a bizarre “Dream Girl” story full of bloody knives and slippery broncos.
Sanjaya's P1 Army lip tattoo
Sanjaya reveals he got the words “P1 Army” tattooed inside his bottom lip as a sign of dedication.
P1 shirt design brainstorm
Kelly, Space Girl and Danny showcase several t‑shirt concepts for the site, ranging from winged crests to rising‑sun graphics.
Female driving confessions
Participants admit to being scared drivers, critique others’ habits, and discuss how makeup‑applying behind the wheel makes them feel unsafe.
People mentioned
P1 QuimbyPimón DaniPayone Spice BoyBaywon ColemanP1JDP1NerdAshleySkyEddieDebraZethMikeyEduardo PapinskiCorman
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This is the P1 podcast for April 12, 2008. Face all over your face. P1. Good morning. Good morning. Good day. Good evening. Whatever it might be for you. This is the P1 podcast. Hooray. Everybody. It's another edition of the good old P1 podcast. How you doing? I'm your friend. And your Tia. And many other things. The biatch. What other names do you guys like to call me? Stinky. We can't say those on the air. Krusty. I am P1 Quimby. How are you all doing today? It's been so long since we've sat in the space pod and done this. I like it. Apparently I missed a joke. Yeah, you did. Guess I'll have to catch it when we listen back to this. And I will be long gone by then. Well, hi. Welcome.
It's been a while, P1s. Damn, it's been a good two weeks since we've been here. Yeah, it has. Today we're going to be talking about the show, some of our favorite stuff since they came back from vacation. We have some magic bits today that we've created on our own. More on that later. And we'll be talking about the site and all that good stuff. So we got a pretty jam-packed show for you here today, ladies and gentlemen. I like to introduce my counterparts for the morning. To my left is a very okay person by the name of Pimón Dani. Buenos días. Good morning. What's up? You're super cute. How are you doing? Pretty good, you? Yeah, I'm doing okay. Good. Thank you for my breakfast this morning. You're welcome. It was a delicious Grand Slam. You owe me eight bucks. Okay. And also, as per usual, we have our board op. our sound effects man, our leader of sorts. His name is Payone Spice Boy. Yay. Thank you. Hi, Spice Boy. Hey. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Good afternoon. Whatever you want to call it. People are probably downloading this many times, so good morning, good afternoon, and good night. Thank you for my Grand Slam for breakfast today, Quimby. You're welcome, sir. It was my pleasure. It was delicious. Pancakes. Ooh, you hear that? There's space dogs. There are space dogs. I'm excited. They're dogs of the future.
Thoughts for the future? Yeah. Today we also have someone who wasn't here last time. Our little friend, Baywon Coleman. Hello. How you doing there? I just love that drop. I'd also like to thank Danny for the bunt this morning. Didn't like me enough to get a grand slam. Someone showed up late. And I was hungry. Yeah, your commitments with the family. How dare you have commitments? Well, I actually like them. That's the difference. I'm happy you like your family. It's pretty cool. Thank you for being here today, sir. And also, we have a special guest. Who is it? Who is it? He's somebody from the site. Who is it? He took a ham to the head once in the name of The Mikey Show. Oh, what? He's our friend. You all know him as P1JD and Coke. Yeah. Both of them are here. Hi. Hi, how's it going? Good. How are you this morning? I'm not too bad.
Yeah. P1Nerd morphed into P1JD. That is weird. He built some weird invention. The similarities are astonishing. I cannot believe it. You're white. He's a Pacific Islander. Yeah, no kidding. That was great. Let's do it again. Yes, Nerd. Nerd had to go to family reunion. So, JD has graciously decided to come sit down on the show with us today. I don't know if I want to go to that family reunion. There's going to be a whole bunch of pocket protectors. Oh, my God. Calculators. I know. I won't understand. Motherboard talk. Yeah. Everyone's running their computers. It's like a LAN party. Yeah, they don't even speak to each other. They just talk through the computer. Through the computer, yes. Hello and greetings. Everyone's judged by their gigabytes. Hi. I have megabytes, not gigabytes. I'm sorry. They're not actually going to it. They're me's just interact on the Wii. Nice. Oh, man. It has been a great last two weeks of the Mikey Show. Give it up. Give it a good show. Good stuff. Good show. Although Mike and Sean got sick once. Once? Monday? Last Monday. This Monday.
It was pretty brutal. How dare they? They all got stars. I felt pretty bad. They've gotten really good at finding good best ofs, though. Yeah. Best ofs have been fantastic. Ashley's going to have a lot to play with. I'm very excited for her. I wish I could be Ashley sometimes. I just get to record all of it. I get to listen to it over and over and over again. In my own voice, over and over and over again. Pretty nice. A lot of stuff has happened. Danny, you took quite some extensive notes this week on the show. Let's get it going. Let's talk about the show. What did we like? There was so much to talk about, but I think we decided to just talk about one thing that we liked, right, this week? Sure, yeah, yeah. Okay, so my thing was the guy who sold his Babe Ruth baseball for $808. Yeah, $800,000. Yeah. So cool. That was a crazy story. That's almost a million dollars. Buy me some penis. Whoa. I love baseball. Yeah, I heard you do. Yeah. One of my favorite moments. Let's bring this up. I think a lot of people enjoyed this story. It was that Skye paid for her creepy neighbor's grass to get cut after her. That was infuriating.
Why was it so infuriating? I think it was nice. I thought it was very nice. Honestly, I would love that. Dude, if somebody just cut my lawn for me... I would leave it grow the next month. Yeah. But she didn't do it to be nice. She was being selfish. But that's fine. I didn't have to pay for it or do it. I think she was being passive-aggressive. I'd be totally down with that. No way. Yeah, it was a little passive-aggressive. I wouldn't mind that favor. I would go out and, like, throw acid on her grass. Hey, I always wanted an OCD friend so they could just come take care of all the stuff I'm too lazy to do. Clean your house. Heck, yeah. Yeah, Danny was just infuriated. I don't know why. You don't cross on someone's property and do stuff like that. Well, she didn't. The professional mower did. I can hire someone to kill you. I didn't really kill you, but someone did. How can you compare chopping grass to killing somebody, though? Seriously. I used to have a neighbor. We would take turns mowing each other's lawns because they kind of went in together. So he would mow his, and if he got out there before I did, he would do mine, too. He had a rider. Okay. But that's not that hard. You just sit on your butt. Well, still, it's doing it for somebody. I think that's a nice thing.
Yeah. I just always paid my little brother to do it. Pay it forward. If there was like an anger beforehand, like Sky confronted them, hey, you need to mow your lawn, and they said, you know, blow you, I'm not going to. If she just did it to be nice. And she did it anyway. Yeah. I don't know. That would be negative. If she just did it to be nice, then that would be a different story. But because she explained that it was like infuriating and she didn't want to look at it and blah, blah, blah, that's what pisses me off. I guess it's the motive behind it. I guess it's the motive behind it for me. I still would have been happy with a free mo. Yeah, a free mo. Free lawn job. Thanks. Thank you very much. JD, did you find something particularly exciting? JD, that would be me. Did you find anything exciting this week, sir? Not necessarily exciting, but I was kind of creeped out by the fact that the girl was wearing her. Boyfriends, boxers and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. At a very young age. 15 years old. Yeah. I'm ready now. Yeah, exactly. That's just, yeah, no. Yeah, that's not good. You didn't like it? Thank you. Yes. I wouldn't appreciate it. Maybe it's just me. Really? No. If you were the parents or the boyfriend? If I was the boyfriend, I'd be like, what the heck are you doing wearing my stuff? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're coming from a totally different angle, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Most people would say, like, oh, she's only 15, and she's wearing this guy's underwear, which means they're probably, she probably got the underwear after they did it. They were new. That's kind of gross. They're kids. If they're going to do it, they're going to do it. His junk germs over it. I don't like this conversation. My daughter's almost eight. Yes, that's right. Seven more years, and it'll be a nightmare central at the courthouse. Unfortunately, I know it ain't going to be that long. But, yeah, you know, I'm going to have to chain her to her bed. That's cool. You're going to be that bad. Home school. Two words. Shotgun. Well, I do plan on not fixing her teeth and making her hair look really bad. Yes. Because, you know, she's going to have the really bad teeth and no one's going to want to mess with her in school. And showers, totally optional. Things like that. Not going to be able to shave her legs until she's out of the house. Oh, man. Complex or not, fine. I'm just not going to be a grandpa. Wow, your child is going to be a rebel. She'll be shaving her legs at school. I don't like you, dad. The changes on the way to school.
That leads into you are a bad daddy, which we will talk about later. I'm a good daddy. Apparently both of your kids aren't your biggest fans. You're a mean person. You're evil. I'm a good daddy. I joke. Oh, Lord. Cormit, did you have a particularly moment? Maybe. Anything. Did you like the debates this week? That's what I want to know. Alligator versus shark. Alligator versus shark. I'm a shark fan. Oh, what? So you would rather be attacked. by a shark. Sharks don't think you taste good. Secondly, let me ask you this. I'm just going to put you in the spotlight right now. I'm going to put you on the spot. Don't cry. Hey, listen. Here's a Kleenex. Stop crying. I'm not crying. Stop it. Stop it. It's something in my eye. Do you think a running back? It's the sweat from you. Do you think a running back or a pitcher? Who has the more difficult position? Running back or a pitcher? I think the catcher. That's a hard job. I have to say, from personal experience, the catcher has the worst possession. Oh, okay. Wow. Maybe him or the wide receiver.
Oh, my God. That was not me playing a sound job. Somebody on this show has a real problem. Listen, guys, I'm lactose intolerant. Sorry. Way to muck up the classy performance I had going over here with the fart. What about the best friend cartoon? The best friend cartoon? Who would be your best friend if you could pick a cartoon character? It's hard. It could be. Anybody from the TV show Beverly Hills Teens? Oh, are you kidding me? If any of you knows what Beverly Hills Teens is, if you can get your hands on any of it for me, please find me on the P1 site. I would love you. But I don't know any particular person, but I would go with Jem. That'd be really neat. I would want to go with her to meet her computer, Synergy. It'd be really cool. Anyone know what she's talking about? Yeah, I unfortunately know Jem. Yeah, there's a cartoon called... Jem is cool. Jem and the Holograms and Synergy. Yes, that was a good show. I'm a girl, so of course I'd want to be friends with an all-girl band who has cool powers with her little ears. Oh my god. Jem is truly outrageous. I want to be her BFF. I'd be down with that. Hey, Spaceboy, what about you? Me? Yeah, who would be...
Probably either one of the Bionic Six or James Bond Jr. You made that up. James Bond Jr. There was a cartoon about James Bond Jr. Yeah, I remember James Bond Jr. I was trying to think of the most obscure cartoon I've ever seen on TV. Very strange. Richie Rich. Yeah, yeah. JD, what about you? The snork. Oh, dude, I have no idea. Danny, what about you? Tell me now. It's hard. It would have to be... Dang. The Street Sharks, if anyone remembers that. Whoa. Yes. There you go. Didn't they say that on the air a couple days ago? No. No, they talked about... No, wait. Swat Cats. Swat Cats. I've never heard of either one of those shows. Swat Cats is so sick. Never heard of it. Oh, my God. It was awesome. What channel was this on? I don't know. I don't get you kids these days. So, Street Sharks or Ninja Turtles? No. But Ninja Turtles is kind of a generic answer. Because you just like eat pizza. They were like skateboarded and like surfed. And they were sharks. It was awesome. So you're into the mutant animal hero scene. Well, if they kick butt, yeah. How about Dino Saucers? Ninja mutant animal hero scene. Dino Saucers were these alien dinosaurs that came down. Yep, I remember them. Pretty sweet. You guys are going for obscure. I'd go straight to G.I. Joe. Yeah. I want to be a G.I. Joe character. Have my own figurine. I want the Kung Fu grip.
And knowing is half the battle. That's right. Knowing is half the battle. Speaking of knowing is half the battle. Oh, my gosh. I, as a woman, was very proud on Friday. No. I must say, Team Sass finally took a win. That's good. Yay. Boo. I'm the only one clapping. I'm the only one clapping. They threw the match. Whatever, dude. Yeah. Hey, at least they have one win, so they can't say they were shut out. Someone paid the ref. They totally threw the match. No, they didn't. They asked really hard girl questions this week. Yeah. I didn't even know the answers to them. Dude, pumps? Are you kidding me? No, pumps, that's easy. It was the first word they used about, no, about the bun. The bun, yeah. At the nape of your neck. I forget what weird word they called it. I had no idea what that was. No, dude. I never heard of it either. But everything else I pretty much knew, like the pencil skirt, the pumps. Yeah, yeah, here are good. Yeah, real good. Yeah, real sweet. Waldorf salad. Like a pencil. Real fresh. Yeah, it was kind of... It was exciting. I was proud of Chantel, Ashley, and Sky. Girls, I love you. Girl power. Because they scored all the points, right? I hope this inspires you to win more. Well, they gave me the answer sheet this time to make it fair. It's okay. We're on a majority dude show. Any of you women out there, I love you. And we still have a shot. I don't know how many months we're doing this for. Did you just lose all of them from now on? Are you hitting on girls? What? What'd you just say?
I said, we girls should be proud. Okay. Whatever. Danny was very, very boisterous. Perfect. Oh, I just choked on my spit again, man. Okay, I'm back. So anything else spectacular that happened this week? Eddie's birthday. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Nerd got to go in studio, and he was all freaked out with all the presents that we got him. Yeah. That was cool. I threw down a little dough on those gifts. Yeah, me too. I'm really happy Eddie liked them. Yeah. I hope that he will decorate his home with his lightsaber lamps. I hope the wife doesn't nix those. They're very romantic. Chewbacca lives on a planet Endor. I say they put those in the bedroom. The tune, a little ambiance. Yeah. It'll be very exciting. I'm sure Debra will like that. Oh, yeah. I'm sure they're going right in the dining room table. Yeah. Why not, dude? Oh, my wife would love it. It's like the good China, you know? We got the lightsaber lamp, so what up? That's right. When you got company coming over, you break out the lightsaber lamp. They're better than candles. They add a nice green hue to the room. It's pretty sweet. It's real sweet. Here, here, here. Real sweet.
Oh, I see this on Danny's computer. I forgot about this. Zeth got hit by a car. What is up with that guy? I don't know. He seems to have, like, some of the worst luck of anybody ever. I think he's actually an elderly Asian woman trapped in his body. Yes. No, that guy has really bad luck. Four flat tires within the two-month span. What the heck is that? And, like, all these, like, speeding or, like, Noah. All these tickets for his registration stuff. Yes, getting pulled out for the cops to look at his tattoos because he looks like such a gangbanger. Oh, yeah. He looks like blood in and blood out to me. He gets pulled over more than Paris Hilton. Yes. Yeah, so the neti pot? Neti pot. What did you guys think about that? What the heck is up with that thing, dude? Oh, my God. I don't think I can repeat my comment. A lot of people swear by it. Really? It really helps clear the sinuses. I put a picture up on the main P1 site so people could see it, and it's crazy looking. Well, I made a comment. I can't repeat that out loud, I don't think, though. Yeah, it is kind of sort of family-ish show. Go ahead. Well, thanks for not mentioning it. It's P1Site.com.
Yeah, you'll just have to go to farms. Please, hit up the site, ladies and gentlemen. But I was reading on Mikey's blog this week. He said that his doctor said that maybe the nutty pot wasn't the best idea for his particular situation. Really? Yeah, so he got some antibiotics. Stronger antibiotics. Yeah, the nutty pot might be going away. But, you know, I say before you use any of these types of... products speak to your doctor or write a letter to dr papani papani yeah eddie at kioz.com dr eduardo papinski yes he he can tell you anything you want to know he's a real doctor i swear yep i promise got his license in tj and an oracle it was a good week of show this week i must say they talked about the office which i still haven't seen that new episode yet dude eddie wasn't very happy with it Have you guys seen that? Whatever, man. No, not in the office. It was pretty good. Yeah, I enjoy it when the office is over the top. I don't care. It's all funny to me. And then they also had the guy that wanted to sell his grandpa's bayonet. Missed that completely. Oh, really? They replayed that today. I heard it. Dang it. It's basically a guy who, he says he's in a financial hardship, but not really. I mean, he has to pay like two grand for his taxes, and he has a bayonet.
That his, like, grandpa had in, like, World War II. And it's been passed down from generation to generation. Like, two generations. Yeah. That's why I said generation to generation. Okay. And so his dad told him to keep it in the family. And now he can sell it for, like, 800 bucks. And he's, like, considering it. And then on top of that, his, like, cousin, who's a P1, was also listening. And he's like, my mom just heard this. She's going to talk to you later. Oh. So he got in a little bit of trouble. Because, like, the family got word that he was trying to sell it. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that story's good, but the baseball story, which is what led into the baseball story, is much, much better. Yeah, the baseball story is way better. Do you guys have anything like that? Like anything like... Oh, something passed down from family? Not really. No? My mom has a bunch of stuff from my grandmother who passed away. You know, when I was a little, little baby. But I don't know of anything special that's like passed down from generation to generation. Do you guys either? No, no. My dad pretty much has everything. Okay. I just have something that was my grandpa's, but I'll probably give that to my son someday or something. That's cool. What do you have? I have his class ring from Flint, Michigan. Nice. Do you know what year? Oh, shoot. I think it was 50-something. That's cool. That's cool. I like that.
How about you, Space Boy? Is there any, like, family heirlooms? Not a thingy-dingy. Like, all his guitars he's going to give those kids? Well, we actually have a mothership, which has been in my family for a couple of generations. Congratulations. Really? So whenever my kids become age, I'll pass it on to them. Do you go light speed in that? Close to light speed. Sweet. Because to approach the light speed, you would need infinite amount of energy because your mass increases exponentially. Oh my gosh, you're amazing. But all of these great best of moments, if you go to MikeyShow.com, Ashley podcasts a lot of the fun moments of the show. So go ahead, check out MikeyShow.com or you can go to iTunes, just type in Mikey Show and bam, all the podcasts you've ever dreamed of. So, Corman. Sir? Yeah? Today is your graduation day, sir. Oh, really? It's your training day. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you a wonderful little bit that we like to call magic beans. Today we have some magic beans for Corman. Great. The way that we play this game today, we'll only be playing this game for one day.
We have some various jelly beans. Some different flavors. And what we are going to do is give them to Corman. And he will guess what they are. Now, how did this come up? Well, actually, I was talking to Space Boy on the phone. And I was eating jelly belly beans. And I just kind of mentioned how much I enjoyed them. This was actually around Easter time. Okay. And he goes, well, if you like those, I got something you'll really like. Really? Yes. These were given to me by a co-worker, because we all know how big of a Harry Potter fan I am. Yes. MySpace.com slash Wingardium Leviosa Rock. To check out my Wizard Rock fan. But these were given to me. These are Bernie Botts' Every Flavor Bean. Yes, if you know Harry Potter, you're getting excited right now. So the way this is going to work is that we have probably, what, maybe eight or ten different flavors in there?
And Corman will pick four beans. And he will close his eyes, put the bean in his mouth. Actually, he's not going to get to pick them. Oh, you're going to do it? Yes. I'll pick them at random. And then I will coordinate them. I don't know what's worse, the bean or Quimby touching it. Quimby has very clean, feminine, delicate hands. Yes, I'm just saying. It looks awesome. Don't look at it. Just pick four. This bean that I'm picking up right here looks kind of cool. I can't look at it. Like a brownish? Like a brownish with some black flecks all over it. But she's describing it. Yeah, don't describe it. He's supposed to go in blind. Going blind. Well, if he sees the colors, it won't give away the flecks. He's not going to look. Okay. He's going to try to guess what it is. And so you know. You have to guess what it is. He has to guess what it is. Oh, my God. I have no idea any of the flavors. I do know that they're supposedly gross. But that's all I know. And I've never had these before. It might be gross. All right. I think we're ready to go. Now, I am the holder of what the flavors are. So I will let you know if you are right or wrong.
All right, just are we ready to do this? Yes, I'm so ready for this. Stick out your hand. All right. Okay, first, let me see what this is. Okay, okay. This one should be awesome. Here you go, sir. All right, ladies and gentlemen, he is about to consume the first bean. You're not like giving me the worst one first, are you? No. All right, so here's the first bean. Okay. Conan is not. He's chewing. His face looks okay. It looks alright. He actually seems to enjoy it. What do you think? What does it taste like first? Give us some idea. I'm actually trying to get the taste of it. I would have just kind of swallowed it instantly to get rid of it. But I'm having to swirl it around a little bit in the mouth to try to figure out what it is. What is it? Oh, that's not really good, is it?
It's a little salty. Oh, really? That is not surprising. I don't know what kind of flavors this has, but there's no way they put that. They sell that to kids, don't they? You did give me a jelly bean, right? Yes, I did. That face is priceless. You have to guess something. Okay, he doesn't know. I have no idea. The flavor of this one was... Booger. Booger. What? Yes, it's going to be good. See, the hard part about guessing is I would never, ever think booger would be a flavor of anything. So how could I possibly imagine, you know, booger to pop out of my head? And I don't really eat boogers, so I have no reference base. Let's try bean.
Number two. Hold on, there's a little booger in my teeth. Does anybody have any water or something that he could rinse his palate with? God, I'd love that. I'm good, I'm good. Okay, here we have the next bean. Let me match it up to the flavor on the box. Oh, that's a good one. This is a good one, folks. I wonder... Tasty one, yeah? Yes. Okay, here he goes. He is now putting bean number two. All right. Oh, that doesn't look good. That doesn't look good. Look at his face. Oh, that doesn't look good. Oh, that is really bad. Oh, my God. You guys should see his face. We'll post some of these pictures on ponsight.com. He doesn't look happy. It looks like somebody pooped in his tuba. Again, not good. Oh, weird. When the air gets into it, it's not good. Wow. I know the flavor of this, and I'm just so curious what you think this may be. It's like some sort of cleaning agent or something. Really? I wouldn't do that. It's almost like ammonia-ish. What? Ew. Ew. So you're guessing cleaning product? Mr. Clean? Yeah. Scrubbing bubble.
Dust. Mindsoul? What did you say before that? I don't know. Rust? Rust. Wow. Okay, what was it, Quimby? No idea. Ladies and gentlemen, that was an earthworm flavored jelly bean. How do you like that? Earthworm? Earthworm. How do you like them apples? Well, you know, it's commonality. It tastes like rust. I never knew that. All right. That's a bad aftertaste, guys. Oh, my God. So gross. I bet. I'm so not jealous of you right now. All right. I got a little worm and booger in my teeth. Hold on. We'll let him cleanse his palate. This is great. I'm really close to just trying one myself just to see. Are you serious? I dare you. I suggest the earthworm. You are saving the best for last. I'm saving the best for last. All right. Is your palate cleansed? Are you okay? See, the flavors might be affected by the beans that were previously in your mouth. Totally, because that is going to affect everything. Because it's still very strong in the mouth. I wish we had something to cleanse his palate. A little ginger? You got a little wasabi ginger? Alright, next bean. Alright, here we go. This one shouldn't be as bad. And by the way, looking doesn't help me at all. This is the third bean. Please put it in. Go Corman, go. You can do it. Okay, the look on the face now is not as bad as before. I still taste earthworm. I'm...
I'm picturing like a tree or like a pine tree or something. Like a pine flavor. What was it? Pine flavor. It was the grass-flavored jelly bean. That was close. I was close, though. Wow. Did it taste like one of those trees that you hang from the center of your car? That's hot stuff. Tasted like pine cone. All right. Now we have the fourth bean, ladies and gentlemen. The last one. I'm sure it's going to go over really well. I'm very excited to see what you think this is. Go ahead and rinse your mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last bean of the day. What is this? We will continue to do this on the next podcast. How many beans? There are ten flavors total. Maybe in the next couple weeks. One and a half more times? Alright, give me the last bean. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the piece. Des resistance. Why do you say that? This is going to be awesome. What flavor is this? I already know. I'm looking. I don't care. I'm looking. Awesome. All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. The last bean is in. Don't make Space Boy play your song earlier. What the heck is that? Yes. Yes. What is it? Holy crap.
Don't you spit that out. Don't you dare spit that out. You better swallow that. Holy. What is that? What does it taste like? Like a baby? Oh, bad. Oh, my God. I told you guys. This last is the worst. It is the worst, really. Holy crap. What flavors are you getting from this? Oh, that's vomit, isn't it? Oh, he got it. Wow. Oh my god, that's really... That is awesome. Oh my god. Ew, I think he just got dry heaves right now. I can smell it. I think I can smell the flavor out of your mouth. Oh my god. How's that, sweetie? That is rancid. That is gross. Yeah, his breath is not so good. Honey's getting a big kiss when I go home. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, we have like the dry. He had to take off his headphones. I don't think he can do it anymore. Wow. He's rinsing with water again. Yeah. Oh, poor Corman. Oh, that is really bad, guys. That was good. That one's literally these are for children. Well, you got basically two out of four. Congratulations, sir. Nice.
Am I still around or am I gone? Should we give him a prize for doing this now or should we wait until the entire box has been consumed? I mean, all the flavors have been consumed. Until the box is consumed? You think I'm doing this again. Just so all of you know, Corman and listeners at home, there will be a little bit of a payoff for Corman in the end to kind of thank him. For being such a good sport. Yes. You can be my friend. Thank you for being such a good sport. That was great. Yeah, you can be my friend in MySpace now. Oh, man, that last one was horrible. That's awesome. I almost would have like just tried one, but I'm really scared. This is lingering. Really? Someone eat that puke one. I'd double dog dare you. Or all three that I did. I don't know if I can. The grass wasn't that bad. We'll save this in case any other new people come in. Yeah. We'll be like, here, would you like some jelly beans? They're tasty. It's going to be hot. Man, I got stuck on the filling in the back left molar. I can't get it out. I'm afraid to get it out because it's... That's gross. Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen. Love you, Space Boy. We got another little task we're going to do today. Oh, man. I'm sure maybe all of you remember this from your childhood, but today we have some Mad Libs, folks. Yes.
And the way that this works, it is Mad Libs with Mikey Show characters. And the way this is going to work, we are going to pick the words. And all words for this Mad Lib will be in relation to our friend and Mikey Show guest, OJ Simpson. Hey, thanks, OJ. That's right. Every adjective, noun, anything that we choose for this Mad Lib will be related to O.J. Simpson. And for those of you who are not familiar with Mad Libs, Mad Libs is a word game. And basically what it is is there's a little story. And there have been some words, adjectives, nouns, colors, all types of things left out. Are you going to puke? I burp that up through my nose. I really might. Oh my gosh. Oh, please don't puke. I'm sorry. I was really not trying to interrupt your spiel. Sorry. I'm just kidding. I'm laughing. Okay.
Back to the Madlib. So basically, a Madlib is a story. They have left out particular adjectives, nouns, adverbs, liquids, colors, anything like that. And what we're going to do is we are going to fill in the story with words relating to OJ. And we're going to try to make this a regular thing on the show. We'll use different characters, and we would also like to include you, the P1. So from time to time, we will put the list of adjectives, nouns, whatever that we need on the site, and we'll let you know what the character is going to be. And then we will extract some words from that. So you, the P1s at home, you guys can participate with this. So what we're going to do today is the title of this Mad Lib, just to give you an idea of where it goes, where this is going. The title of this Mad Lib is My Dream Girl. I have the list of the types of words that we need. So let's do this. And remember, folks, we were doing this all in relation to O.J. Simpson. I can't even hear you, Spaceboy. Spaceboy's not playing this game. It's me, the juice. Yes, and Spaceboy, since we think he has the best O.J. voice, will read once we've gotten in. I don't know what you're talking about. Spaceboy went to the bathroom. So we're going to get this started.
Ladies and gentlemen, could I have a little music to go along with this little fun task that we're playing today? Anything will do. Let's see here. Come on, OJ. I know you like the OJs. Okay, this works. That does not work. Well, let's just go ahead and get this started. Boys, the first word I need is an adjective. Are you serious? Can anybody throw out an adjective for me, please? Anyone? I'll pick it. I'll pick the first one. How about that? Sure. My adjective is dead. Secondly, we need a color. Blonde. Blonde? Okay, blonde. That works. A plural noun? Oh, okay. That's a little borderline, but I'll take it. I'll take it. Hey, JD, think of an adjective relating to OJ Simpson. Bloody. Okay. I like that one a lot. Now, the next one is a type of liquid. Obviously, what's that going to be, you guys? Blood. Yes. Okay. We need another adjective. How about sharp? Sharp. Okay. And how about for the plural noun? What would go along with sharp? Nice. Sweet. Okay. I like that. Another adjective. This is very adjective heavy. Slippery.
Okay. Oh, nice. Look when I was trying to make my getaway. The next one. Give me a noun. Bronco. I opened her neck like a Capri Sun. I think that can work. That type of card sounds good. Okay. Name a person. Judge Ito. Yes. Are you sure that Marcia crossed to Judge Ito? Dancing Itos. An exclamation. Chop it. Yeah, there you go. Nice. JD, come on. Give me another adjective. White? White. Does that work? The white women's. White woman. White bronco? Sometimes it gets so mad. I got another adjective. Hey, Quimby's a white woman. Shut the hell up. I didn't notice that until just now. I had no clue. Maybe we could have a little chat after the show. I'm going to show you my knife collection. You have to look real hard to see the woman. Terrible. She's not blonde. Okay. Too bad. Next adjective. We need another adjective, people. Let's keep this together here. Corman.
Give me an adjective. Oh, daddy. How about decapitate? Okay, we'll go with that. Another adjective. Jeez. Mad. I get so mad sometimes. I like that. Oh, I have another adjective. I have another adjective. Let's go with innocent. Of course I'm innocent. What OJ supposedly is. What do you mean to supposedly? That's not adjective. That's the truth. That's scientific fact. Danny, can you think of another noun? Small claims court lies. Prosecuting attorneys. Oh, my God. I hate those bastards. Okay. Another plural noun? Gloves. Gloves. They don't fit. You guys are stupid. We need one more adjective. Crazy. Uh-huh. Okay. Oh, gosh. And I guess there's only one person that fits this bill. Person in the room, female. Oh, God. I don't know. Space girl? JD? Oh, shut up. I'm a woman. Screw you. Oh, that's right. You're just not blonde. Whatever. We could dye your head and have some food. Shut up. Okay, what I'm going to do here now, folks, is fill in all the words. Hey, no. You got to fill in the thing. You got to fill it in? Yeah, you fill out the top part, and then you put it all in. Hold on. Let's see. Okay.
I'm not reading it, I'm just filling in all the words. So we can have a little OJ conversation while she fills in the blank. Hopefully this sounds funny. Let's talk about this. If it doesn't, we will never do this again, I promise. I had breakfast at Denny's this morning, but I would have much more preferred McDonald's. Was a waitress a blonde? I don't think so. I was kind of disappointed. Well then, there's no need for the steak knives on the table. Oh my gosh. And a table like hell in her neck. Oh my gosh, I'm already seeing you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please don't chop off my head. Thank you. I think that would be really cool if you didn't chop off my head. I know I'm a white woman. I know you want to chop off our head. You better be. You play golf. We can just pretend you're blind. I'm not playing golf. I'm on the coast every day looking for the real killer.
Hey, let's borrow Space Boys' blonde wig and put it on Quimby. You mean Mrs. Space Boys' blonde wig. Oh, my gosh. And the seashell bra. No, no, that one's mine. Okay, we're going to try to read this off. Here we go. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you My Dream Girl, starring O.J. Simpson. No. There we go. The girl of my dreams has... Dead. Blonde. Hair. Scented like... Bitches. Her eyes are like two... Bloody. Pools of... Blood. And her lips remind me of... Sharp knives. Skin is as smooth and lovely as a... Slippery Bronco. And she has a figure like... George Eaton? Yes! When she enters a room, people always stare at her and say... Chubby Chubby! Beautiful. What a... What? Woman! Oh my god, this is gonna work out better. Sense of humor is always...
decapitated. And people always marvel at her mad vocabulary. In my dreams, I see her wearing an innocent dress and a diamond prosecuting attorney in her hair. That's a little strange. I would gladly give up all of my gloves that don't fit. For one evening with this. Crazy. Female. Her name is. Quimby. Great. Great. Chopping. Chopping. Chopping. I love you too. I love Mad Libs. More please. The best part about that. Her sense of humor is decapitated. Yes. That was awesome. Wow. I do have dead blonde hair, and my hair does smell like bitches, if you guys know the smell. It is blonde, basically. It's the smell of bitches. I caught the whiff earlier today. It's just your roots have grown all the way out. Yeah. Wow. I am a white woman as well. That's pretty accurate. Good job, boys. There you go. That was fun. Applause all around for all of you. Hope that comes out as good as it was in here. Please let us know if you like this, folks. I had a lot of fun. That was pretty fun.
I believe the next Mad Lib, I think the character we ought to use is Sky. Oh, man. No. Think of all the words we could use for Sky. Let me see. Gold bullion. Man servants. There is more than enough verbs. Honey glaze. Or not verbs. Beach car. Whoa. Beach car. Okay. Well, next week I will post all of the words that we need. Open door. Yes. So we will take some of the P1s ideas for the next Madlib. So I can't wait to see what the next one turns out. I hope you guys like this. Yeah. That was fun. That was fun and weird. And when I think of things that are fun and weird, I think of P1site.com, dude. Jackpot. P1. P1. P1site.com. P1. P1. P1. All right. So this week on the site has been great. My ears are bleeding. Very interesting. At least people listening have the volume control. Yeah. If you didn't like my singing, Danny, you wouldn't have posted it on the site. Oh, dude. I got more, too. She's got a point there. I got more, too. I can show you everything. Yeah.
Under the sea. Okay, so apparently this is a thread within the random section. Yeah. I was over here testing out the new soundboard the other night, or whatever this thingy-majig over here is. What's the technical name for that? A mixer. Oh. I thought that's what you made margaritas with. Yeah, me too. I like Xanax margaritas for the record. They're tasty. I like a roofie colada for my date. It makes me feel really relaxed. I feel relaxed. I feel like I can do anything after a roofie colada. And not feel guilty. Exactly. Let's dance. Let's get crazy. Let's get drunk. Let's get naked. Whoa. Not with you, Corman. Anyways. In the random section, yes. Danny secretly recorded me singing Under the Sea. And I thought we were just playing with the microphones. Yeah. It's a pretty hot song. I love it. If you'd like to hear it, it's easy to get to. It's really easy. Danny, why don't you kind of go through the topics since you were the man of the set. All right. So we started a couple things.
P1 Sanjaya got a tattoo. Oh my god. And we actually saw it last night. It's fading. Yeah, we saw it last night and basically the story he told me was the guy that did it, it's his friend. He didn't go deep enough into the skin so he has to redo it. I knew a guy that had two letters on his... Lip. And I asked him what that meant, and he said he was trying to get his name on there, but it wouldn't go past the second letter. It hurt too bad. Yeah. So now he has two letters there forever. According to Sanjaya, it's like flossing your teeth. With the gentleness his friend was doing it, probably. If he goes deep, oh, it's going to hurt. Oh, it'll probably hurt? It'll hurt a lot. He'll be crying. Dude, you ever bit your lip? Tatted up. It's like flossing your teeth. We didn't even see what it was. He got the words P1 Army tattooed to the inside of his bottom lip. Yes. The inside of his bottom lip. That's how dedicated Sanjaya is to the cause. I mean, that's creepy. You know what? I did have a roommate once and she was from Orange County and she used to be, she used to hang out with a different group of people. She had the words white power tattoo. Are you serious? Not even joking. That's cool, man. Where she live? I don't know where she is anymore. She got a girlfriend? That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
Danny, what are some other hot topics? I, I guess, posted some shirt ideas that we were working on. And I actually got some pretty cool feedback. Kelly, Space Girl, and I were working on them. Good stuff, good stuff. Yeah, what did you guys think? I liked them all. They were very cool. There was shirt number one that's kind of like a black-on-black t-shirt. Go to P1Site.com. It's hard to describe the t-shirts. One was like white with all the circles. I can describe them since I've looked at them a thousand times. One of them was a... It's basically like some wings coming off in the back and then P1Site on the front. Gotta see it. I mean, you can't really get the visual. Yeah, you can't really get the visual. There's like a crest one, one with a star, some circles, and... The rising sun one, right? That was your first one. I like that one a lot. Just go into the random section and what's the name of the thread, Danny? It's called Some Shirt Ideas. Something about t-shirt ideas. Yes, please go in there and tell us what you think because we're going to get these made. My question for you, Danny, was those designs, front designs or back designs? Those are front designs. I probably wouldn't put anything on the back, but we'll see. Well, okay.
I was curious because those would be really nice back designs and then maybe just a little P1 site on a pocket area. That's interesting. Well, any ideas, anything you guys have is going to be very, very helpful to all of us. Totally. The other thing we had going on this week was, well, we had the neti pot like we mentioned earlier. Quimby started a controversial thread. Yeah. In the A Place to Complain. What a beating. Yeah. Seriously. Come on now, Quimby. It's called Are You Even a Real Person? She really pulled punches on that one. I shouldn't laugh, should I? Subtle's not her strong suit. Apparently, like, Quimby, like, had just, like, a couple days where she just wanted to be a biatch. And, like, she just wanted to, like, call out people on the forum and be like, hey, I think you're a fake person because I've never seen you in my entire life. Even though half the people on the boards you've never seen in your life. There were just little things that stuck out to me that made me think like, I don't believe you're 17 years old until I can see proof.
You are somebody with, you're a crazy weirdo who pretends to be a 17 year old. Whatever. That's basically what I said. But then apparently the thread got hijacked as per usual by P1 Corbin. As always. Dun, dun, dun, dun. I'm the thread hijacker. Thank you. Excuse me. And he came in there and said that basically we are all just figments of Danny's. Imagination. Imagination. It is true. You are not even listening to this right now. You think you're listening to this. But actually it is all just happening in Danny's head. So, yeah, that thread led to me starting another subject. It's called Alexa, LT, James, and Photoshop. And basically, it was me explaining what went down and why Quimby had her crazy theories and all that crap. Yes, because here's why, okay? Any of you who maybe don't go in the forums but do listen to this podcast, when the site began, We had a few people come on the site under the guise that they were somebody else. They made friends with people. They had cyber sex with these people. And pretty much it turns out that none of these people were who they said they were. That's what the thread's about, essentially. So we're kind of explaining, number one, the internet to all you guys. Everybody you meet on the line might not be who they say you are. People are weird.
People are really, really weird. Yeah. So, on a later note. Moving right along. It couldn't be a heavier note. P-1300 started an interesting thread that I liked. It was like the mob style movies. I don't know if you guys, I love these movies, but like some of you. I love mob movies. I'm not going to name any names, but their initials are P-1 Space Boy. They don't like mob style movies that much. I don't like bullies. Aw, this is a little repressed anger there. Poor baby. Got a little story to tell us. I don't like the mob. You're racist. You don't like Italians. Yeah, why do you hate Italians? You're racist. So, yeah, 300 basically just went in there and he was just asking what your favorite mob movies were, which mine were Casino. Goodfellas, and The Departed. Obvious choices. All great movies. Well, I've never seen The Godfather. I'm sorry, I don't have a month to dedicate for one movie. Oh, it's not that long. The Godfather one wasn't that great anyways. Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Then you should have seen Godfather. Exactly. My favorite mob movie is Married to the Mob.
starring Michelle Pfeiffer. Put it in your Netflix queue. Is her mic off, please? Yes, please turn it off. Married to the Mob. Are you kidding me? Have you ever seen that movie? Michelle Pfeiffer? Yeah, that's right up there with Overboard. I'm sure My Cousin Vinny was up there, too. I actually like My Cousin Vinny. Dude, it's funny, but it's not a mob movie. I like Marissa Tomei. That's about it. My biological clock is ticking like this. And at this point, I don't think we'll ever get married. Do the laws of physics differ on your stovetop? Mmm, grits. I like it. JD, do you like mob movies? No. You don't? Why? Why don't you like mob movies? They're boring. What's your problem? You're racist, too. No, they're boring. So, Spaceboy and JD are racist. My best friend is Italian. It's an action movie. What do you got against Italians? They make the best food ever. Dude, my best friend's Italian. Yeah? Why don't you like the mob? That's what all racists say. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I didn't say I don't like the mob. I got plenty of blog friends. I just don't like mob movies. My best friend's Druish. Yeah. You know, this movie wasn't about mobs, but that movie American Gangster is off the heezy foe sheezy. It's all about, what was the name of the drug in that blue? No, it was like heroin or whatever. It was pure.
It's called Blue Magic. Yes, that's right. Yes. I highly recommend any of you put American Gangster in your Netflix queue today. I've seen it. It's got Denzel in it, and it's great. Look at Space Boy. BFF. He's just shaking his head. I love you, Space Boy. Not a big fan of the drug movies there, Space Boy? I'm sure it's great. I'm very confused how a man can go around killing people, intimidating, and then whenever somebody strikes back at his family, He gets angry and can't understand why. It's like, how dare you come back at me after I already killed all of your family? It's like, what do you think is going to happen? And that's what they showed in a preview. You saw him out. So, you know, this is the case of Goose vs. Gander. Um, okay. I don't remember reading that in law history, but I believe you. Okay, sure. Moving right along. Is that the same as Roe vs. Wade? Hey, Corman! I think so. I heard you're a bad daddy. I prefer to swim. Oh, I'm not a bad daddy. I'm a bad daddy. Yes, I torture my son. You stole him. I torture everything. What are you talking about? Hey, did anybody read the most recent update? No, what is up with that? That we actually found out that he wasn't the one that spilled the milk. Oh, it's even worse. Okay, so if you don't know, I posted that I pretty much raked my son's room of all joy. Nothing but a bed.
My son's room. Easy, girly. We can pull that clip. Let me get my whistle out. Please. I'm scared. Blow your ring whistle. Blow your whistle. Someone pull the tape. No, no. Okay, so give us the update. As he did get into the fridge, he got the half gallon of milk out and went into the dining room area where there is carpet and we thought dumped the milk all over the floor. But there's another little boy that my wife watches during the day and he is the one that apparently dumped the milk. But my son took the whole brunt of it and... And the part that really annoyed me is that whole next day while my son sat in his room on his bed all day long with nothing in his room but a bed and a dresser. And that other little boy was downstairs playing with my son's toys and watching his TV. So I felt really bad. So needless to say.
Last night, we went to... We're going to the zoo. We went to Ruby's, and we went to see Horton's Here's a Who last night. Okay. You're an okay daddy now. Mediocre father. I gave him some things back, but you can't completely give him. Poor little baby. But he got Lightning McQueen back? He got his Lightning McQueen nightlight back. Yes. But no TV, still very few toys. Now, I read something within your post that was shocking to me. Oh, my. Your little boy has a DVD player? He had a DVD player. Wait, but the fact that he even had one? Well, that's actually a funny story, because it was my daughter who had the TV, and we took the TV from her and gave it to him. Wow. Why is that? Because she was bad in school. Oh, okay. Wow. So it was last year, so she was six, almost seven. Uh-huh. And it was kindergarten, and she got in trouble at school, so I took the TV from her. And what's the worst way to torture your older sister than to give it to her younger brother? That's awesome. And he's been good, so I couldn't really take it from him. This drives me crazy. Kids these days get so much stuff. Now, when I was a little kid, I was lucky to get a U-Haul box and a stick to play with.
Seriously, kids have computers now, DVD players, TVs at three? At three? Yeah. What does this world come to? I agree. I grew up on the rough streets myself. I got a milk carton. It's a different world now. And a crayon. I was told, good luck with that. That's not fair. I'm sure the dinosaurs were mean to you. I bet your son has a telephone in his room, too. What? No. Oh, is that what he gets when he's five? What? No. Danny's hurting himself in the corner. That's crazy. I think kids these days are too damn spoiled rotten. If you have a TV, you're going to either need something to play movies or cable. And I don't want them to have cable. So, yes, they have a DVD player. That is very interesting. We'll keep us updated as the weeks go on and tell us what else he'll get back. If he doesn't need that DVD player, I will take it happily. And I'm 30 years old. I deserve one more. That's all I have to say about that. There was one last thread this week that was going on. It was about bad female drivers. Oh, so you mean just regular female drivers. Exactly. Yeah. As a female, let me just make this admission to all of you right now. Where's the contradiction? I'm looking for it. I am a scared female driver. Oh, my God. Which in turn makes me a bad driver. Yes. I have talked on the phone and made poor driving decisions while on the freeway.
I brake not soon enough. I brake too soon. I really barely maintain my car. The law goes into effect July 1st and that's because of people like you. Well, then there are women who are worse than me. I hate my own sex sometimes. Asian women. Mexican women too. They're pretty bad as well. Let's not put race on this. If you get a mix, you're done. Run. If you ever go to San Diego State University, there are a bunch of dumb bees driving around here who are putting on their makeup. Wear your whore makeup, you whore. They are. They're painting their nails. Whoa, that was quick. They're doing all this in their car, and it's horrible. And their daddies. are buying them Escalades and these big Dodge Durangos. That's so if they hit something, they win. Yes. I'm telling you. They kill the other person. When I went to SDSU, I wanted to kill about 80% of the women who drove around that campus. I am a woman, and I'm sorry. I just want to tell you guys right now, I'm sorry. Appreciate you apologizing for the rest of the women. I'm sorry I scare you in the car. I'm sorry that sometimes I forget to turn my lights on at night.
Are you serious? I apologize. How do you not notice that? I can see. All things invented for women. Seatbelts, windshield wipers, daytime running lights. You name it. As long as my car smells good, I'm happy. You know what they invented for men? What is that? Motorcycles. I mean, come on now. There's not a seatbelt on that thing. That's... Motorcycles are bad. Do you know what they invented for News Girls? A seatbelt would be bad. What? On a motorcycle. What they invented for News Girls? Donkey Kong 2. What was that? There you go. I heard News Girls like to ride in that. That's pretty cool. I heard they're issuing clues. Make a helicopter ride in the Donkey Kong 2. Oh, man. Sky, please don't kill us. Disclaimer, I love you. Can I get a ride in the Donkey Kong 2, please? She's going to revoke your female card. She already said we're not going to be friends until 09. I'm so sorry. I like ham. Did she really? I love you, Skye. So we can make as many ham jokes as here? I'm sorry. But there was a couple girls who were kind of like just, you know, eye rollers. And then there were other people like myself and Nafina who said yes.
We're pretty bad. But men get in more accidents. You guys drive like, you know, like there's no tomorrow and scare people and make bad lane changes. Cut people off and ride their butts. I mean, ride their butts. That's not only because a woman was in front. There are many more topics at P1Site.com. Dive on in. Let us speak your mind. Or just go and hijack a thread. Or be weird. Or pick on Quimby, because that's real fun. Or quote yourself over and over and over again. Exactly. JD. His name is JD. Go to a place to complain. Look at any of his complaints. They're always interesting. Yeah, what is this, like, I hate humans or something like that? That was Shauna. I was bored. That was P1Site. No, no, no. It was him. Oh, you had to meet him? He started like a third. He's like, humans, why are they so lame? I just said humans, and then inside I just said, are depressing. That's all I said, and then everybody just took it from there. It was funny. I think we should just start a whole little place that's...
JD's face. And then we can all just jump in there and then have a random time with our buddy JD. You wouldn't need to. He can do it all by himself. Just quote yourself over and over. It is like artwork at one point after you have enough quotes within quotes within quotes within quotes. It's almost like an optical illusion. I enjoy it. You're good to go, JD. I like you. Totally. Yeah, that quote thing, that's crazy. I tell you, there are many more. We could go on for days and days and days about the topics on the P1 site. You've got to try it sometime, Corman. Well, I think we're going to wrap it up for this week, you guys. It's been a good week. Do we have any events coming up? You know what? That P1 Padres night? Yes. If you didn't buy your tickets. Maybe you'll get to sit with us. Words of wisdom, don't eat jelly beans from Space Boy. Yeah, if you come to Space Boy's house, just don't eat anything they have here. You never know what you're going to get. And Lost is coming back in two weeks, and I'm having people over. Yeah, so don't forget, in two weeks on Thursdays, PM Danny will give you directions. Right.
It's up in the North County, but hey, no biggie. Yeah, you can make it. Yes. And the next podcast, folks, I can't really tell you if we know what it's going to be. Yeah, we're working on that. Soon. This was fun. Yeah. This was really fun. I tell you. We still have stuff we like to do on the weekends, so we'll just do it as they say, ad hoc, which is Latin for whenever the hell we feel like it, folks. But if you have any suggestions, please. Go on the P1 site. We will start a thread where you guys can come in, comment about the show, throw out some ideas that maybe you think is funny, and we'll also be putting up a Mad Libs post where you can help us get the adjectives, the adverbs, the nouns for the next Mad Lib that we will do. And FYI, the character will be all in Sky-isms. Yes. Schisms. I love it. What is a schism? That's good. That sounds dirty. Am I mistaken? There will probably be more blackmailing songs that I have sang. Why does it got to be blackmail? Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. Such wonderful things surround you. What more are you looking for? That's my bad boy. Under the sea. Can you hear the shower in the background? Darling, it's better. She's actually singing and it's under the sea. Under the sea. This is not me right now. I try not to repeat myself. That is the best Jamaican accent I've ever heard. Yeah, so you can look forward to more of those. Oh, yeah. And we're not trying to do tone deaf here. I just really like to sing songs on microphones if I'm giving the opportunity. I really don't want to guess that. But I tell you, it has been a fun show this week, you guys. And I just want to thank you, JD, for coming and filling in at the last second. You're a good person. Thank you. We like you. You're good enough. You're smart enough. It's been such a great experience. And just all the people and just, oh my gosh.
You like me. You really like me. Also, Corman. Thanks for finally showing up to one of the podcasts. Hey, nice place. Yeah, let's hope your back stays good. I'll be praying for your back, bro. I really hope so. I think that's it. Just his back. Totally call me, Alan. So if you want to hear this, you can get this podcast at PewInsight.com. We're putting it up on iTunes this week. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, folks. So you can put this on your iPod. Or not, if you hate my guts. You know how it is, rocking and rolling and whatnot. It's going to be fun. So tell your friends about it. Danny recommends the iPhone. You know people who are P1s? No, I don't. P1s? It's going to be awesome. So get out there this week, folks. Get out there and make yourself some new P1s. Don't forget to listen to The Mikey Show every Monday through Friday, 530 to 10-ish.
per se. And once you're done, you know, listening to the Mikey show and reading the blogs, come on over and hang out with us over at the P1 site forums. It'll be great. It's the ultimate fan site. I'm sure if you love the Mikey show, it's the place you want to be. It's a cool place, you know? Where's all the cool kids are at? Should I hit it? Yeah, I think you should hit it. Oh, really? Hit it! No, no, no, hit it. How about now? We're working on the timing here. We're working on the timing. And once again... Check us out on P1Site.com. Peace. Have fun. Be kind to yourselves and each other. Yeah, cheers for you. Wow.