The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 27
wiener dog fundraisingsoundtrack pro music makingantique nightstick collectiblejell o recipeswiffle ball leaguethree letter word gamesuperpowers telekinesis debatepregnancy announcementmikey show baby wonderlandapples to apples gamesoundtracksit on you
The show featured Danny Avila demonstrating a Soundtrack Pro loop where he repeatedly said "Sit on you"; Angela Kung Fu discussed her wiener dog poster child role and fundraising for rescues; Space Boy showed off an antique nightstick bought for $7 and joked about busting skulls; the hosts laughed over Jell-O recipes and Space Boy's provocative Jell-O wrestle bikini grudge match idea; they talked about joining B-Rob's Wiffle Ball League, sharing team names like P1 AO and Rocky Road; the three‑letter word game exploded from one page to nine pages of creative acronyms; a superpowers thread debated flying versus telekinesis, with many insisting telekinesis is the real power; and Skye revealed her four‑month pregnancy, prompting talk of a baby wonderland at the Mikey Show and jokes about imminent knock‑ups.
What happened, in order
Sit on you Soundtrack loop
Danny Avila demonstrates a Soundtrack Pro loop where he repeatedly says "Sit on you" while making a song in seconds.
Wiener dog poster child
Angela Kung Fu explains she is the poster dog for the Wiener Dog Nationals, with 45% of her money going to eating out and the race raising funds for rescues.
Antique nightstick
Space Boy shows off a $7 antique nightstick from a swap meet, joking it looks like a toilet plunger and could bust skulls.
Jell-O and wrestle match idea
The hosts discuss Jell-O recipes and Space Boy suggests a Jell-O wrestle bikini grudge match for the troops, which they reject.
Wiffle Ball league fun
The crew talks about joining B-Rob's Wiffle Ball League, sharing team names like P1 AO, P1 Philly's Finest, P1 Scooby, and calling themselves Rocky Road.
Three‑letter word game explodes
Quimby describes the three‑letter post game where users write expansions like GNM → gum, not mint, and the thread grew from one to nine pages in a day.
Superpowers debate: flying vs telekinesis
In the superpowers thread, participants argue flying is obvious but many insist telekinesis is the real power because it lets you move objects and fly.
Pregnancy announcement and baby wonderland
Skye reveals she is four months pregnant, prompting talk of a baby wonderland at the Mikey Show and jokes about imminent knock‑ups.
People mentioned
Danny AvilaAngela Kung FuSpace BoyQuimbyB-RobMikeySkyeP1 Kung FuP1 DannyP1 Space Boy
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This is the P1 Podcast for June 13th, 2009. Lemon cake, lion cake. Rawr! Do something about your long, filthy hair. It looks like a rat's nest. Do something about your mullet. Get out the hair clippers, jerk. Cut the mullet. Cut the mullet. Join it! Cut the mullet. Oh my gosh, Maceway has a pair of giants. Get the rat's nest off your head. That was awesome. Cut the bullet. Dude, you have to watch this on YouTube. YouTube, cut the bullet, and your whole day and your whole week will be better. You'll be like a big, bright, shining star. Yeah! Welcome to the podcast, everybody! Hey!
Oh, we're so glad you've all joined us today in our chat room on P1 Sight Live. You can join us anytime we record the podcast. You can chat with your friends. You can chat with us. You can look at me picking my nose while we work. Delicious. Sorry, did you get a good one? Thanks, Annie. So it's been a little while. We got some catching up to do. We got some P1 Sight to discuss. We've got a brand new game that we're going to play on the podcast today called Apples to Apples. I have no idea how to play it. It's going to be fun. It's really easy. It's so simple. Sorry, butt power. And if you got hate in your heart, let it out. Space Boy, hi. Hello. Hi. How are you doing? I'm okay. I've been very busy. I'm going to do something different today for the introductions today. Oh, no. Uh-oh. I don't like this. It's going to be fun. So as you all know, the P1 podcast, or if you don't know, consists of four people, myself, P1 Quimby, P1 Danny, who's leaving the room. Let's go for a walk. Sometimes, you know, he goes for jogs and he goes hunting for raccoon skins while we're doing the podcast. It's really interesting. We got P1 Kung Fu. We got P1 Space Boy. And we all have Twitter and Facebook accounts. Facebooks.
So what I'm going to do is when we introduce everybody, I'm going to read a few of your status updates. The last weeks or so. Oh, no. Let's see. We've got Danny Avila. I'm on a boat. I watched The Hangover last night. It was so good. I dreamed I watched it again. That's good. That's a good movie. Going out with the guys to watch Hangover. Surfing. Are you kidding me? Question mark, exclamation, question mark. So I'm going through the beat section of Soundtrack Pro trying to make a song, and I hear the music to sit on you. What is that, Danny? Explain yourself. I have a program by Apple. It's called Soundtrack Pro, and basically it's like software to make music. No way. Are you kidding me? Here, I'm trying to pull it up. That's what she said. Wow. Yeah. Oh, there it is. So get this. That song that we all love was made in a matter of about, I don't know, 20 seconds. Dang. That is genius. The lyrics are just so. This is what I do. I sit on you. Sit on you.
Sit on you. This is what I do. I sit on you. These are all the other ones. These are all the other ones. Right on your butt. So what are you making a soundtrack, Cordana? You making movies again? Top secret. Uh-oh. Well, we hope for more details coming soon. Yeah. That's Danny. You can find him on Facebook, Twitter. He's at P1Site on Twitter. It's Danny Avila on Facebook. Are you going to get a username for Facebook, Danny? No, it's not MySpace. That's true. So good. It's not my face. I mean, it's my space, but it's not. Okay, never mind. Okay, moving right along. P1 Kung Fu. Oh, I almost broke the chair. Hi, how are you? Is everybody doing? Oh, no. I, like, lean back to, like, rock and then. Okay. Anyways. You owe me a chair. At the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts? Shut up. Dang. I'm going to cry and quit.
Anyways, okay, so we got Angela, Miss P1 Kung Fu, was wondering where all her money goes. 45% is eating out. I need to start cooking more, dang it. That's what she said. It's an honor that Kung Fu is the poster child for the Wiener Dog Nationals. Oh, my gosh, that's really big news, Kung Fu. It is. Wow. Angela Kung Fu. Yes. What is that all about? Talk to me. Well, every year we participate in the wiener dog races held down at Qualcomm. And the money goes to various rescues and stuff like that. And we went to go register this year, and Kung Fu is on the front page. The poster dog. He is the poster child. How can you tell? Because, well, we know our dog. And then if you look in the background, Ray's standing there with his green shirt. Very nice. We're honored. Sky was offered to be in the Humane Society calendar last year, but Kelly checks her email so frequently that she discovered this at the end of December. When it ended out in October. She's beautiful. She's a very, very pretty dog. It's a Sky 2. Let's see. Let's look at our friend P1 Spaceboy. He never wants you to know his real name.
Because he doesn't have a real name. It's just Space Boy. Let's see. Let's read some of these statuses, shall we? The Enterprise is superior to the Millennium Falcon, despite what a 5P1 listener poll may indicate. And that is the right answer right there. Mm-hmm. You clearly won that debate. We will talk about that later when we get to the Mikey Show portion. Just hold it on. Let's see. Just bought a sweet antique nightstick from the swap meet for $7. Old, worn, and heavy. I'll bet this thing has some stories. Oh, what? I put a picture up there if you wanted to see it. Where's your stick? Is it in your photos? No, it's in that comment. There's a link. Follow the link. I see the link in that status update. Oh, that's because I'm looking at the wrong one. Hi. Welcome to the P1 podcast, Quimby. I know. Welcome to the internet. So what are you going to do with the night? What the heck? It looks like the handle for like a toilet plunger. That's what it looks like. I think it's old school. It's heavy. It's going to bust some skulls.
Oh my gosh, whose skull do you even need to bust? I can think of a few. Well, I brought it in case some people just had to check out in the podcast. Whoa. Slap around. There's no threats. Just promises. I don't want you and Danny to fight. It's on record that he threatened me with a hate crime. He did. We already went over that in the post. If you keep reading, it says, I didn't threaten. Danny because he's gay. Danny's retort was why you got to go threaten with a hate crime, son. I'm not threatening you because you're gay. That would be more the hate crime part. But because you weren't paying attention while we're on the podcast. Burn, Danny. Burn, son. Touche. You're on a boat. And yeah. So deep. Let's see. Let's read some of my status updates. Let's see. Blah, blah, blah, P1 Podcast. Let's see. Is going to Danny's house to record the P1 Podcast. Blah, blah, blah. More P1 Podcast. It's not a purse. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones had one. That's one of my favorite quotes from The Hangover. Let's see. Is very excited to get done with work and go to SeaWorld with my muffin.
BTW. I will not be sitting in the splash zone. I went to save her last night. It was so fun. With your muffin? Yes, I call Chris Muffin. That's his pet name. Hmm. Why is everybody just nodding their heads and looking at me funny? Well. That's his God-given name is Muffin Butt if you want to talk about the full pet name. You have to freaking send someone to go and save him, dude. That would be you, Danny. Nah, he's on his own. One of my last updates is I love Jell-O. Yes. I had Jell-O with my lunch yesterday. It was so good. I had Jell-O for breakfast this morning. Oh, it's sugar-free Jell-O. Zero calories. And it tastes just the same. Does it taste good? Oh, it tastes delicious. It's got the black cherry. You'll see. The secret to eat the Jell-O party is to put the whipped cream in there. And scoop it all up in your mouth and swallow it. Yum, yum. That was awesome. What more do I need to say? But, you know, Space Boy put a little comment to my Jell-O comment. He said he wants to see, as a P1 podcast bit, P1 Quimmy versus P1 Kung Fu and Jell-O wrestle bikini grudge match. Do it for the troops. No. No, we're not doing that. And then what did I say? And then you said, you guys are sick.
Kyle, I don't want any part of your fantasies. That's sexy. No, it's not. Stop it. Ah, yes. So we are the P1 Podcast team, and we welcome you. We want you to tell all your friends about the P1 Podcast. Maybe you missed a week of the Mikey Show. Maybe you don't have access to those podcasts. Maybe your whole life blew up. Just tell them all to come to the P1 Podcast. And if you're another good P1, you better tell them to come to a little place, a little stupid place called... P1Site.com. What's that kind of move right now? Yes, this is the best move. P1Site.com. I'm just standing in the studio at your house just like jamming. I had to wear like a helmet. Ah, no, that wasn't Helen Keller. That was Danny Avila singing the beautiful P1Site theme song. Yes! P1Site.com. It's the place to go if you're a Mikey Shield fan. to meet other P1s, maybe go to some events, or maybe to find out what's happening in the world of the P1 community. And, you know, I hope you have that specific sound effect ready. Which one? When we get ready to. Danny, can you get the screen so that you can see what I'm going to talk about when I talk about traffic to P1site.com?
Let's talk about it. Traffic on p1site.com. The amount of posting. Let's talk about it. Is this thing on? Hello? Hello? Is anybody out there? Now, Kung Fu, she was the one who brought up this topic, and we're not going to sit and dwell on it. Kung Fu, this happens every single summer. Yeah, I'm not with you on that. It happens every single summer. But they're all on Facebook and Twitter. Oh, yeah, because you can use it as an app to your phone or your crackberry or whatever. P1Site can't do that so much. When's that going to be in effect, Danny? Never. Yeah. But P1Site, ask noobs, ask anybody else who's been on the site for at least two years. This happens every single summer. Everybody's out of school. People are not around. They are, like, away from the computer. People are getting married. I love it.
Yeah, this happened last summer too, noobs. Remember when you moved away from San Diego? Look at the empirical data. We have 50 years worth of data to back up your claim. Yeah, I'm telling you. It's like the data for global warming. It's correct is what it is. Factual. Thank you. Thank you. Don't get me started on global warming. I was on the pregame show with P1 Philly's finest, and I went off on environmentalism. And it wasn't in a nice way. It was like a Morton Downey Jr. riff. Basically saying that they're all crazy and global warming is a myth. Yeah, and a little piece of Al Gore died after I said it. And that made me feel better. So did you post it on P1's site? Is that what you're talking about? It should be posted. P1 Philly's Finest is taking care of that. But moving on. Yes, the site, it's been a little slow. Danny, talk to me. This is your site. Do you have any answers for us? Have you done any statistics? Do you even care? Why aren't you even on your own site, Danny? Yeah. Yeah, Danny. Now there is something I'd like to discuss with you, sir. What? You invented this site for all the P1s and you never go on it. That's the sounds of inventions, by the way. Wow.
What's up, Danny? Why do you hate? Don't look at me like that. Talk about it. I'll look at you any way I want to, son. Whatever, dude. Why do you hate P1 site? Answer. I'll hate P1 site. Then why don't you ever go on the site? Nothing's happening. Except like one dude. Well, why don't you make something happen? Okay. Really good answer. Save that clip. Okay. Yeah. Clippy, clippy, choppy, choppy. Like, the entire About Today Show thread is only being kept alive by, like, Pew and Bad Surfer, R. Callie, and Stitch Lover. And they just say hi to each other. Yeah, and they talk to each other because they apparently love spending every morning with each other. Like, these threads are seriously pathetic. If you go back, like, here, the last About Today Show thread got to, like, a page. And a lot happened on the Friday show. But if we go back here, let me just go back to page three here. We used to get these things up to like six pages. This is just in February. I don't know, Danny. I'm just going to blame you for the time being because I have no other explanation why this is happening. Whatever, dude. I'll kick you off too. Well.
I do like to post still on P1's site. And I put up all the rules and address for the P1. Well, not the P1, but it's B-Rob's Wiffle Ball League. And it's a lot of fun. I went down and played last week. Have any of you guys ever played Wiffle Ball? Nope. It is so much fun. Why doesn't anybody care? I had a really good time. That's awesome. Because it involves exercise. I know there's a lot of people out there. Sounds fantastic. it was a lot of fun last week and you know who might i quit do you just want to host the show no i'm just agreeing with you well my team is p1 ao p1 philly's finest wow p1 scooby that's so cool i call ourselves rocky road really the marshmallow in all the brown does that make sense wow that's
Very interesting. I thought it was funny. That one was funny. Yeah. Well, since everybody's so excited about this topic, I think we're going to move on. P1 sites gifts to Mikey. Yay. Oh, wow. Everybody listening right now, I'm sure Tim just left the room. I'm so unhappy with you, Danny. We got Mike a bunch of gardening stuff, which he's definitely going to use. A ton of seeds, some organic fertilizer, and organic bug spray. Shirtless, by the way. Yes. And then we got him some little things to stick in the garden that said, faith, hope, and peace. He loved that. He loved all of his presents. Oh, and we got a gift card to Stone Brewery as well. Oh, yeah, that's right. Danny, where's my check? While I'm here. I have an IOU for you. Oh, man. I need money. Government all over again. I'm poking on my own spit. Oh, no. Because I was spitting on my face, and I'm so excited. You just get spit right out of it. How about the P1 Site Squirt Gun League? Anybody interested? Because I think it sounds really cool. All right. It looks like fun. One thing, whoever that dude is, you are a douchebag. Whoa. Whoa. Danny. I have had to go in and delete over 50 of your pages.
And I just don't care. I didn't look at it because, honestly, I thought it was spam. I thought it was a bot just posting stuff because it was posted, like, in every single place. I knew he wasn't. He just doesn't get it. And I was just like, this dude is just posting these videos and this crap, and he's not even, like, contributing. Did you even watch or listen to any of it? It looks really cool. It looks rad, but, like, he was posting it in, like, the Sky Forum. Is it basically just, like, a squirt gun fight? It's a squirt gun fight, but you win money. Oh, yeah. It's like his face voice suddenly interested me. Money. Money's involved. I just envisioned this. It's like, okay, pull us four guns. You're in then, huh? Yeah, it's like they call it like a covert op. Like you basically hunt down a dude and like you squirt him. I think I've seen this before. With a gun, by the way. I've seen this like in other cities where you basically have like a... You pay like 15 bucks and you're given a manila envelope of your target. And you have to surprise them and get them at their work, at their car, wherever you can, whenever you can. Oh, that's kind of cool. It is kind of cool. It's cool. I wanted to do it. I think this guy is just really excited and he thought that the P1s would be interested in a look like that. But he might not get for him. He just didn't. But let's not go and call him a douchebag, Danny. Come on. Well, he is.
I thought we're all supposed to love and care about everybody. I do, except him. I'm just kidding. Chill. You should see the look I gave Danny. Like, oh, really now, Danny? Is this where we're at? Yes. Well, let's go back to Danny's gay bareback mountain picture. Whatever, dude. Danny likes to pose. With his friend's nuts in his hands. What is the deal with that kid? He's juggling. I don't understand. What kind of a camping trip was this? Boner. Okay, and bubble spinner. I went in there to check the other day. I have seen some ridiculous scores. I could never hope to get that. Danny, what was the highest score that you got? I don't even remember. It's like 7,000 points or something. I love it. Like, there has been a war between, like, P1 Dave, P1 Slide, and P1 Danny as to who is the biggest. Oh, Slide, like, clearly won that. He has. Gosh, you're so nice. 5,065. And it was actually Ryan. He got 2,464. And I think I have, like, 1,400. Something pathetic. You got 5,065. Did I? So you beat him.
Oh, that slide. Never mind. Way to go. Well, it's so easy to get the two of you confused. Our avatars are so similar. It's funny because it's true. And the way you guys are in life. Sorry, I just had to say it. It's too funny not to do it. Anyway. Oh, I got the boot. That sucks. P1TZ is here. I'm so excited. Okay. Well, anything else that anybody's... dying to talk about on P1 site. What about, like, the three-letter post? That's cool. She doesn't know what it is. Quimby. I think I did one. Go to P1 site, dude. What you do is you put three letters down, and then the next person comes in, puts what the words are for the three letters, and then puts out three new letters. So, like, for instance, P1 Cherie wrote GNM.
Kung Fu comes in, writes gum, not mint, RPB, real painful back, FTM, and so on, and so on, and so on. It's better on the site than it is, I think, for a radio description. Well, it blew up overnight. Seriously, it went from one page to like six pages in one day. Yeah, now it's at nine. All about the superpowers thread. Oh, yeah. Superpowers. That is good. And you're all wrong if you didn't pick flying. Oh, flying? No. Whatever. You're all wrong. No. If you didn't pick that, then you're just dumb. I didn't. Your opinion is wrong. Your opinion is wrong. I'm with you 100%. Flying? Your opinion is wrong. Oh, flying? How much better would that make your life? And how fun would that be? You could go. Anywhere you want in, nowhere walking. I can fly right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can't just jump up in the air and fly away. You're fools. It's basically like getting a genie and wishing for $100. Oh, really? The power you want is telekinesis because not only can you fly, you can move other things as well. What? I don't care so much. Telekinesis, you can move things with your mind. You can make yourself fly. Really? Yes. Down. Whatever, dude. I just want to fly.
Yeah, me too. Telekinesis. I'm with you. Telekinesis. It's called PCP. You can fly every night. Oh, no. You can turn into a bird, too. You can only think you can fly. You can only think you can fly. Oh, you know what other thread's blowing up? Let me just give a shout out to all my ladies. It's the So You Think You Can Dance thread. The new season has started. She is so annoying. I love her. She needs to stop that. I love her. Love it, love it, love it. I love Mary Murphy. She lives here in San Diego. I plan on stalking her after the season's over. And hey, all you ladies who like to watch So You Think You Can Dance, guess what, guess what, guess what? What? They're having a season this fall as well. And then one giant tour. Oh my gosh. They have so many good dancers this year. Like the contemporary teens are sick. It's just sick. They're just all so good. It's hard to like nail down at me.
favorite. And their bodies are insane. Like the dancer bodies. Yes, they are. They really are. I think dudes are really just like ba-da-boom and gay. Are the Jabba Walkies back? No, this is not A and... That's the wrong show, dude. This is not A and T and B. That is on MTV show. Yeah. Not how are they doing? Are they cool? Not the job. I think they're hanging out with the new kids on the block, actually, from what Donnie Wahlberg's Twitter status says. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So that's P1 site for you. A lot of crap and a little bit of actual usable information. This week on the P1 podcast, we're going to be playing a game. Can we get a bed to loop and play? Yeah, let me go look for one. Look at his face. He's so cute. Well, what we're going to do on the podcast today, ladies and gentlemen, is we are going to play apples to apples on the podcast. Yes. Everybody I know, you're so excited. You're dying to know. How are we going to do on apples to apples? Well, here's how the games go. We have red cards and we have a green card. We have the judge. Each person will take a turn being the judge.
takes a green card, and puts it down. You, each person, except for the judge, looks at the seven cards you have, and you pick what you think the judge would pick to go along with this word, like stimulating, right? So let's say Space Boys throws down this card, Danny throws down this card, Kung Fu throws down this card. I take the three cards, and I look stimulating. And then my choices are... Big game hunting, mustaches, or the SATs. I choose mustaches. They are stimulating. Yeah. Always fun. Whoever threw down the mustaches cards gets the green card. And the person with the most green cards at the end, they win. Okay. Is that easy enough for you? Yeah. Yeah. I cannot wait to play Albums to Apples. I think you guys are going to find this quite funny. If you're an avid listener of the P1 podcast. I don't know if I even get my own humor about who figured it out. Noob said, who gave Danny a green card? Oh, my gosh, Danny. Congratulations. Welcome to America. Yes. Apples to apples it is. This could become a new regular thing on the P1 podcast. I don't know. Maybe. Who knows? So let's shuffle up the cards. Shuffle up a deal. And Danny, would you like to be the judge first?
Sure. Would you like to judge all of us first? Yep. Would you like to cast the first stone? With your judging eyes. Get it? Since you have a green card. Yeah. This is our game music. It's so exciting. How did you already get seven cards? She pulled them out of her pocket. I know. I was like, you're a cheater. I had good ones too. Like whale song and smashing pumpkins. Bleach and powder. Pumpkins. I heard that Billy Corgan bleaches his skin. What's the deal with that? Is that true? Is that true? Is that what you heard? I heard that him and Michael Jackson go to the same bleach-ist. What? Yeah. They both don't have any hair. No, they don't. Or a nose. Just kidding. Things are lame. Kyle? Who's Kyle? You. Oh. Once you throw away one card, you pick another makeup for it. Once you pop, you can't stop. You always have to have seven. Okay, here we go. Danny, what is the green card? Dependable. Faithful, reliable, unfailing. What will we pick? What will we pick? Space Boys is down. All right, Danny, you have to read what the three options are. Let's hope I can read them all right. I'm just reminding you. The Garden of Eden, Chopping Firewood, and Henry Ford. Dependable. Choppy, choppy.
Henry Ford, his company's still alive. Good, that's me. Give me that green card. Dude, you're turning wider and wider every day. I think Ford didn't go bankrupt. I know, they're dependable. They're dependable, not like our president. Oh, it's my turn? Do I pick a new card as well? Yes. My options really are horrible. Kung Fu, what'd you draw? I drew vile. Vile, dreadful, nasty, or wicked. Vile like you are a vile person Okay, I got Gene Hackman gas station restroom and the apocalypse Apocalypse so vile. I'm actually gonna go with gas station. How dare you? I got a green card. Back in the USSR. I mean, USA. Pick a green card. That even? Okay. My green card will be Ritzy as an elegant, fancy, luxurious. Everybody's slowly choosing their cards. What randomness will I select today? I wish we had a way for P1s to play with us. I know. That would be good. Maybe somebody could play for a P1. Meh.
Okay, well, that went resoundingly well, didn't it, Spaceboy? Yes. You know it did. Hi. Hi. I really like you. I'd stay next to you. Thank you. I used to curl your nose. Did you really? Yeah. That's very nice. Thank you. You guys want to make up after the show? CPR. CPR. CPR. Why not? We're doing it right now. Here we go. Now, my options for choices are Ritzy. Ritzy Gwen Stefani. Ritzy Gene Kelly. Ritzy George Clooney. Oh, that's tough. Well, when I think of elegant and fancy, I think of Gene Kelly and singing in the rain. That was a throwaway card. No, it really did. Congratulations. Danny got another green card. He's coming back home, ladies and gentlemen. Warn your daughters. Here comes Danny. The green card is... Predictable. Predictable. Predictable. Predictable. Predictable. Predictable. Predictable. What are our choices? Choices are shock jocks, not predictable. Soap operas, very predictable. Simon Cowell, also very predictable. I'm going to go soap operas because... Where's my green card? Gringo.
I'm ready to go to TJ. I mean, America. Danny is the judging judge now. Okay. What'd you get? What'd you get? Okay. What's the green card say, Danny? Uncomfortable. Oh, uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. Okay. I got one. In your face. In your face. I was first one down. What's up now? Don't. Don't. Uncomfortable. Wearing a cast. The cliffs of Dover? What the heck is that? And a tetanus shot. Now, the cliffs of Dover. The white cliffs on the coast of Britain. Okay. I'll do a cast. Yeah! Is that for Cherie? No. Kung Fu? You're the judge. I'm the judge, I'm the judge. Oh, nice.
Savage, brutal, ferocious, and tamed. Space Boy. I have the perfect one for you. There you go. I was first. Put down the red card. That means I get 50,000 extra points. Nope. I'm going to win this one. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. We'll see. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Let's do a green card to count. I have three. Danny, how many do you have? I have one. How many do you have, Space Boy? I don't know where to go. Oh, my gosh. I'm, like, totally winning. Zero. I'm so excited. Okay, Savage. Glenn Miller. A fender bender. Oil companies. Which one? Savage. I'm going to go with oil companies. Yeah! Fuck it! Free floor! Because I know that Danny put a fender bender. You suck. I am winning. Quibi's winning. And if I win today, that means I win for womankind. And for cooking, too. And for sweeping floors. Okay. My green card reads...
Macho. Chauvinist. Cocky. Masculine. Everything that Danny is. Macho. Macho. Macho man. Okay. Very nice. Very nice. Danny's still learning to read English, but he's figured it out. Shut up. Okay. My choices to go with macho are. My choices are for macho are Che Guevara. A prison break. The TV show. Chaplin. Wow. Prison break. In your face. Go then. It's just because every single inmate on that show or prison break is burly. It says a prison break, not the show prison break. I don't care. That's what I want to do because I'm the judge. It would be macho. You never know. Even Sky says so. Even P1 Jason 316 says so. Oh, no. And I wouldn't join his mafia, but he still likes me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. All right.
Green card for Space Boy. Oh, yes, please. You guys want to see my car around? Undesirable. Undesirable, huh? I got one for you. Here's me and Kung Fu's. I mean, fix them around. Okay, so the green card word was undesirable. Why are you making the face? He didn't read it right. Oh, sweet. What does the green card say? What about two green cards? I don't even know. Because you won one. Oh, I did win one. Undesirable. The Matrix Trilogy. No, opposite. My Cold Dead Fingers. The First Amendment. Wow. It's a tough one between the Matrix and the Dead Fingers. Wow. If it was flushing my head down a toilet full of poop or the Matrix Trilogy, it would still be a tough choice. Wow. You suck.
I'm going to go with the dead fingers. Yeah! One, two, three, four, five. Squibby wins. Cheater. Whatever. Oh, are we still playing? Why not? Soggy. Well, because we got a lot of Micah Show stuff to cover. Soggy. Okay. Soggy. That sounds gross. Throw yours in the top. I didn't win yet. You didn't win? We're still playing. But you won. How dare you. No, I don't even know. Whatever, dude. I'm changing it up. Okay. I think we're good. Soggy. Here we go. That'll be soggy for you. And we got the music loop back. Oh, not logged in. Interesting. Do we get new cards? Chat room keeps dying on me. What's up? Do we get new cards? No, you get one. What are these? Oh, these are. Goodbye, bitches. For soggy. Soggy. I need a mute. Sorry. I apologize. The chat room keeps dying on me.
Look at my cartoons. I can see your cards. Oh, shit. I can see your cards, too. I mean... Beep. Cock-a-mouth. Wow. Literally. Ah, here we go. Okay. That's a good one. What are Danny's choices for soggy? All right, we got sweatsuits. That's disgusting. Salt Lake and... Mucus membranes. I will go with mucus membranes. I am the funniest person in the room with unpredictable jokes. Funny looking. You're not going to freaking let that one down. I'm sorry. It was a really funny joke. You even laughed. Okay. Okay. Loyal. Dedicated, faithful, reliable. Oh, I got a good one. Loyal, huh? Like women. Daddy, you're still trying to figure it out. My choices are Karl Marx, Wildfires, and Guardian Angel. I'm going to go with Karl Marx. Are you kidding me? How much is she paying you? Oh, I'm the judge. That means somebody else can win. I know. Hard and fast. That's what she said.
That one went down fast. And that's what she said. Oh, no. I can't help myself. What do you want from me? Let's go to this one. It is so warm in this room. It's ridiculous. The sweat-o-meter is like... Chance of precipitation is 95%. What word did you just say? Precipitation? And what do you do for a living? Read the news? Not anymore. Okay, so the word is hard and fast. That's what she said. And we got a tambourine. Crazed baboons. A sperm whale. Why do you have to make it so easy? Clearly it's a sperm whale. Yes!
Congratulations, girlfriend. I'm coming back to America now. Okay, space waste turn for a green card. Good luck. Serene. Serene. Can you read the definition? Serene. Placid, tranquil, unflustered. What do those mean? Calm. Okay. It shouldn't be that hard. I'm missing a card. That was me swallowing. That's what she said. Good one. Good one. You win. You always do. Okay. So for Serene, what do we got? MTV Music Awards. What? A spork. The Stone Age. Again? Wow. What was serener? What's placid and tranquil? Flaccid. I was like, I said flaccid. Spork. Yes!
Danny, the king of the spork. Well, look. Listen, guys. I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven green cards. Is there any point in going on? I have one. I'm dumb. I think it's pretty clear. I won. Where's my winner music? Can you get a ham to the head? That was amazing. Oh, where's my ham to the head? Can you get that for me? I really need it. I want it. I need it. I'm on it. Yes. Danny, ham to the head. He'll get that soon. Well, why don't we just dive right into it? The Maka Show and the big announcement of the year. Skibidy is cooking a baby in her belly. Oh, gosh. Now, let's take a poll in the chat room and right here in this room.
It's just really crazy because right after I told the guys that I was ready to talk about this and that we had given up and we were going to take some time off, I found out that I'm pregnant. And I'm four months pregnant and I didn't want to talk about it. Don't start making us cry. We're dudes. Because I was scared. But I'm pregnant. We're lying girls heard. I'm actually crying right now. it at work this morning and i was like it's like running to turn it off because i can't do the crying anymore yeah when she first announced it i was in the parking lot at work and my boss walked by and i'm crying and then i go i go in and david's like angela work's not that bad you don't have to cry in the parking lot before you come in wow you should use that at work a lot more often i got an email from my mom because i had slept till like nine that morning because i had a long day at work and
I open up my email and there's an email from my mom that says, Skye is pregnant. I can read you the actual email right now. She was just like, there's only one show that can make me go away from laughing hysterically. Here we go. This is my mom. I'm going to do it as best I can in my mom's world. Did you know? Of course, by the middle of Skye's story, I started thinking, OMG, she's pregnant. Then, when she said it, I was already crying. I hate it when they do that. Either I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying, or they say something that really touches me, and I'm crying. Sheesh! As they told Skye, it's going to be Babyland Central at the Mikey Show. How cute is that? My mom is so cute. She's so into it. And, speaking of my mother... she gained entry to Mikey Show Live because she is past her 90-day probation period at work, so she can take, you know, days off if she needs to. And so she's been bugging me. Can you get me into Mikey Show Live? Do you think they'll let me go? I can't really call when I'm at work. I'm like, oh, sure. So, of course, you know, ask the gang, and they're like, that's cool. Well, my mother today, she couldn't think of anybody to go with her.
So I said, hey, Mom, how about P1 Spaceboy is your escort to Mikey's show live? And she was so excited. She's like, oh, I'm here. So Spaceboy is going to take care of my mama. Aww. Don't let anybody hurt her. Don't let Ashley rape hug her. Just make sure she's gentle with my mommy. Okay? You be nice to Benny Lou. She's a good lady. So Sky's pregnant. It is going to be a baby wonderland at the studio. I've decided that I'm going to take, I'm really scared I'm going to get knocked up if I walk up in that KIMC studio. You might. Like me, Missy, and Ashley are very petrified that if we walk in there, we're going to get knocked up immediately. Yeah, yeah. It's so crazy. I cannot believe there's going to be four babies. Can you believe that, Danny? And the twins might come sooner than we think. Yeah, because they usually come sooner because the twins. Yeah, multiples usually come. Yeah, Mikey's show was on a best of on Wednesday if you missed out. And Rebecca's been having some contractions and her cervix is effacing, which means her body's telling her, I'm ready to get these babies out. But hopefully they'll have a few more weeks to, you know, cook in there. Cook in the belly that Rebecca's rocking right now.
She looks like a full-term pregnant lady. It's so weird. And Skye has a baby bump now. It's so cute. Are you fat? Why do you have to do that? Are you fat? I love sassy fat chicks. I see you're still fatter than holy hell. My self-esteem just died right now, and I'm going to go cut myself now. Do you look at him and say, okay? There were some really great interviews the last couple weeks of the Mikey show. First, they had Bear Grylls of Man vs. Wild on there. And that was a great interview up until the point where his handler cut off the interview completely before they were even done. But I'm glad that Mikey got to ask him, would he rather get sprayed in the face with pepper spray or skunk? And he said pepper spray. Yep, I'd take the pepper spray too. I agree with him completely. Did you know?
for all you P1s out there, that skunk spray, it can actually kill your animal. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, it can actually kill your animal if they get sprayed, you know, in really close range by a skunk. Because when my dog got skunked, first of all, tomato juice doesn't get the stink out. It doesn't work? No. It makes your dog smell like tomato juice and skunk. That's all it does. You actually have to get special shampoo for it. And my dog's been skunked three times since we got her a little over a year ago. And one night it was really bad. She got skunked like so bad. The whole house freaked. She was foaming at the mouth and her eyes were just completely red. Poor Tina. She got it so bad. And you know, Tina, she barks at everything. She has no like sharp teeth, but she will still, she's, we've seen her jump on a skunk. Yeah. She's a wild one, I tell you. But I enjoy Bear Gryllis. But you know what? I enjoyed even more than Bear Gryllis interview. And I'm sure you'll see on this one. Right now, the ladies are going to have a moment. Ladies. Gavin Rossdale. Oh, yeah. Can we get some glycerine on the background here? Let's talk about it. He is so good looking. The pictures are on MikeyShow.com if you want to go. He's smoldering. Yeah. Like, he can melt the room.
We need to talk about the Ashley after show, though. Oh, my goodness. That was maybe one of my most favorite Ashley after shows of all time. Yes. Like, he called her out on looking at the camera, not looking at him. He called her out about the yogurt. That was so good. I mean. Yes, he started looking into the camera like she did when they were doing this. Yeah. Ashley said she wanted this at her wedding, her wedding song. Yeah. Is that weird? If you look at the group picture on MikeyShow.com, Ashley is actually rape-hugging him. Rape-hugging him. It is hilarious. He's just, oh, he's just too good. What are your thoughts on Gavin Rossdale? I like Gavin Rossdale. Yeah. He's a good songwriter. I really, a little embarrassing, but I actually debated, went back and forth for a couple of weeks. It's a couple weeks a week. I don't know whether I was going to go down to the studio and see if you can sign one of my guitars. I said it not to. I went through that same internal debate because I didn't know if it was kosher since I worked there, but I just snuck in. We'll come to find out later. Shauna tells me, oh, that's fine. You could have come up here anytime you wanted to and get a picture and an autograph. You're like, hey, I'm just checking in my mail. Oh, hey, what's up? Oh, I'm just checking my...
Hello. Like, Andrea, I've never seen her get so pinched from work forever. Phone screener Andrea was like, it was, she just stood right up when we said it, and that's all she could talk about leading up to. Well, it's pretty funny because she's not the only one. I listened to DSC's podcast of their own Gavin interview. Same thing with their phone screener. Yeah, every girl. Yeah, Emily was dying. Ruthie. Oh, goodness. He's a beautiful man. Danny, what are your thoughts on the beautiful man known as Gavin Rossdale? What do you think about his pretty wife, Gavin Stefani? Yeah. How about Gwen Stefani? What are your thoughts on her? Well, he just played at the House of Blues. It was real hot. He just burned the place down. Did you go to the show? No. I'm going to Incubus next week. Oh, there you go. Look at me. I know.
I hear that the sky looks like a backlit canopy with holes punched in it I'm gonna come over there and rip your face off and wear it Apparently, Eddie's dad joined Facebook and did not friend him. Burn. Oh, my goodness. And they called him. Oh, that was the greatest interview. Danny, did you hear that when they called Eddie's dad? I missed it. You're going to have to listen back to it. Are you actually working now? Yeah. See, I would pose this question to Danny, like, how would you feel if your dad joined Facebook? That will never happen. My dad needs to learn how to freaking turn on the computer first. Yeah. And how the mouse works. If that happens. that Danny's dad joins Facebook, that's how you know the apocalypse is actually going to happen. I just thought you might want to know that if that happens. My mom didn't friend me right away. Anybody else have parents on FaceSpace? Nope. But I have two aunts and my grandma. They're all... Your grandma? Your grandma figures it out. Do they... They friend me right away. Aw, that's so cute. They friend you, by the way. My friend... My friend-a-did-a-did. They friend-a-did-a-did-a-did me.
That sounds like something bad you do to another movie. Test it out. There were some great show topics. Dumb stuff you did as a kid. I bet Danny has about 5,000 stories. What? No. Oh, I'm sorry. I have some Ashley Gavin audio. Oh, you do? Yes. Does anybody want to listen? Sure. Chat room, do you want to listen back to Ashley interviewing Gavin? A little bit. Just the funny stuff. Okay, here we go real quick. Did you watch American Idol this season? I didn't. I can't believe that I actually wait for the yogurt to come back to me before I reply. Well, you get it. It's clearly the microphone, and you're clearly a smart man. We can't hear you if you don't talk into the yogurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean... Sorry, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And I also chase it. Glycerine. Oldie but a goodie. We still play it on the station today. You'd kill me. Mike, what am I doing? What? Why am I killing you? No. No, it's a great song. Thank you. Just say it's timeless. It's timeless. Oh, wow. It's getting better and better. The longer I stay, the better it sounds. That was a really cute interview. You owe it to yourself to go to mikeyshow.com to check that out. Moving on, though, the dumb stuff you thought as a kid. Did any of you guys have any good ones you thought when you were a kid?
Couldn't think of any. I actually thought the stork brought babies to families until I was about 70 years old. And I saw a lady who was pregnant, and I go, Mommy, that lady got so fat so fast. What happened? My mom's like, she's pregnant. And I was like, huh? Pregnant? And that's when I got the birds in the bee stock. Can you say awkward in the church parking lot? Oh, no. Wow. My mom had to say, ladies get pregnant. What is that? It scared the hell out of me. Lyrics that don't make sense. You just spouted off a few. I agree. Wish you were here. I don't like that song anyways. I like that song. Anybody got lyrics that don't make sense? Anything sung by Lady Gaga. Have you listened to her lyrics? No, I don't. Okay, see. You can't really say it because I actually listen to some of her lyrics and they make some sense. I still like her, but they make some sense. Yeah, this song is about her going to a club and getting wasted and dancing all night. Yeah. Lady gag me with a spoon is more like it. Other song lyrics that don't make sense. How about New Kids on the Blocks had a lot of hits. From LFO? Yeah. Okay. Summer Girls? Yeah, Summer Girls. Yeah, here. Let me read you some lyrics here.
This is the unprepared part of the show. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm such an a-hole. Because I probably would have a lot more. Choppy. Choppy. Choppy. Choppy. Choppy. Okay, here we go. New kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when the girls stop by for the summer. For the summer. I like girls that wear ever-crombie and fit. I'd take her if I had one wish. But she's been gone since the summer. Since I saw. What? Really, Chinese food makes you sick. How prolific. Maybe you got sick. That is the dumbest crap I've ever heard in my life. Did you love this song when it was out, Danny? Did you see a ringtone? Cell phones were so popular back then. It came out in 1996, 97, 98, whatever. I would say any song by Led Zeppelin makes...
no sense whatsoever to me oh it makes a lot of sense to me well that's because i don't eat enough mushrooms apparently but you do how about smashing pumpkins thank you what about the best band out there tell me more third lyrics make no sense they do too run in a cage That makes sense. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. I think about that every time I'm in my cubicle. The Smashing Pumpkins are the best band in the world. Stop it. And Billy Corgan is a genius. Kung Fu. I thought we were on the same side of the argument. Billy Corgan is powder. Okay, I have one. What about Coldplay? What about Coldplay? That song is genius. What about Coldplay? Vida La Roca or whatever. Spice came out of the water. What about it? And you're feeling so bad. It makes perfect sense. It does. That makes no sense. Yes, it does. No. No. Do you want to break it down? No. No. Play that song, Spice.
That song makes no sense. You guys are retards. There's a song. No, you're a retard for liking Coldplay. No, dude. It makes perfect sense now. It makes no sense. No, no, no. Coldplay, no, no. How about Barenaked Ladies? Oh, I agree with you 100%. If I had a million dollars. No, the other one. What about songs like Dave Matthews Band? I don't think they make sense. Well, they don't. Have you ever listened to that song Crush? A lot of them are jam songs. I don't smoke enough weed to even get it, so I'm just over it and moving on. Let's see. Hey, Danny, can you scroll down the page for me? They're saying spin doctors. How about things grown men should not own? Hey, Space Boy, Danny, you guys want to attest to some of this? Let's see. Grown men should not own capes and wands. Let's see. Grown men should not have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all season on their computer. No way, dude. It's perfectly appropriate. You're a grown man. Perfectly appropriate. I think every grown man should own at least one pair of slacks and one pair of jeans. Danny. Danny's got like a closet full of shorts. Yeah.
And shirts with bandanas on them. Whatever, dude. You should not have a Teddy Ruxpin if you're a grown man, I think. What is that? Oh, never mind. Grown men should not have skinny jeans, a flat iron, or eyeliner. Yes. I prefer my guys without eyeliner. Basically, I think like half of your house. Pretty much, yeah. Where should I start? My G.I. Joe collection? How about your killer comic book collection? Or my Transformers bedsheets. Oh, no. I actually believe that, too. I know. That is too much. How about So Dumb, I Thought? So Dumb, I Thought. You probably have a lot of those, Quimby. Every day of my life. I'm so dumb that I thought the band Violet Femmes was a bunch of chicks. What? Yeah. Did you not listen to their music? I did. And I thought it was women. Anybody else have any? Or nobody's brave enough as I am to admit how dumb you are. How about dumb things you did when you were a kid? Like, I broke my brother's collarbone one time. Terrible. It was so on accident, too, because we used to go to the grocery store. My mom would make us hold hands. And so we'd come out of the store, and I'd be swinging his arm and be like, Yeah!
And I'd like try to like fly him around like Superman. Well, one time broke the collarbone. I got in so much trouble for that too. It's like Mikey's brother swinging him around and his arms came out of my other sockets. That is the worst. You know, there's like a million topics and goodness. The biggest topic I think in my mind right now. Greetings! Space Boy is officially King of the Nerds. That's it. The end. We're done. Anytime they need to speak to a man who is a nerd and get the nerd answers, you are that guy now. I guess I am. Forever and always. A grown man and a Harry Potter man. Who would have thought? I can't say anything about that. You're absolutely right. I'm without defense. So let's ask the room, Danny.
Who won that debate? You didn't hear the nude debate. No, I didn't. Who do you think won? I don't know. I have a best of here if you want to revisit. I'm sure you do. Yeah, because he likes to listen. I personally like Star Trek or I like Star Wars better, but Star Trek. Trek. Trek. Trek. I like Star Wars better, but whatever. Star Trek, whatever. Who do you think won the argument, though, out of, you know, listening to both sides? Star Trek, I guess. Kung Fu? I legitimately thought Star Trek because I felt that Space Boy had a lot more legitimate. Well, yeah. The thing is that Space Boy came across as very articulate, well-prepared, very great points, and that jackhole that he was against, his best answer was the Millennium Falcon has Chewbacca. Yeah. That's awesome. Can't deny it. No, you clearly won. But to go further, like Eddie on the Ashley After Show went even further on that to even say it's not really a true debate because it's different ships. It is. Different technology, too. I didn't even get a chance to talk about transporters or the food replicators or the holodeck.
Yeah. And the fact that you have a nerdy job as well. What do you do for a living, Spaceboy? I'm a low-temperature physics engineer. You're the king of the nerds. You win. You should get the pixelated tie like somebody we used to know that I don't even know his name anymore. I don't even know who you're talking about. I don't even know what he looks like. Nelson. You just said his real name. Oh my gosh. Well, why don't we hear back some of this nerd debate. because tz thinks that uh it was actually big mike using a different name debating with you did he was he stuttering okay this is about a minute and ten seconds long so oh my gosh first of all you know we gotta admit the enterprise may have more power but it can only shoot in a straight line and there's no way you can ever possibly match the millennium falcon speed let me let me uh pause right there wait a minute seems being dumb
I can't tell. Somebody help us. I'm scared. First of all, he says that the Enterprise can only fire in a straight line. Everything fires in a straight line. Bullets, arrows, everything. The Enterprise may have more power, but it can only shoot in a straight line, and there's no way it can ever possibly match the Millennium Falcon's speed. The Millennium Falcon is unequivocally has more maneuverability. Fortunately, J-Bob is already mistaken because the Enterprise can shoot 10 different photon torpedoes at the same time while shooting a phaser blast. And the Enterprise can go over 1,900 times the speed of light, but the Millennium Falcon can only go 0.5 beyond speed of light. How is that going faster? Good points. Saying that the Enterprise would be very successful at running away from the Millennium Falcon. The Enterprise can split into a saucer section and a primary section, becoming some crap, which will destroy the Millennium Falcon. Awesome. The Millennium Falcon has Chewie. That's your point? I mean, that's your whole point? Chewie? That's his whole point? Did you love when, Cynthia? Dude, Spaceboy. Sounds like the biggest nerd. I have no clue what the heck he's even talking about. That's what made it so cool. Yeah, so that's one point.
That's one vote for the Enterprise. Or vote, whatever you want. That kid. Thank you. Just like being in heaven. I want him back. I want Sanjaya back on the podcast for like a day. Just for a day. So we can hear about all the stuff he buys at Pick and Save. Dude. He's a Pick and Save master. You still get to see him on a weekly basis. So I'm jealous. Very jealous. Has he found more stuff at Pick and Save? Do you know for a fact? Can you report on anything he's found? He just buys. I remember he found these monsters that were a few months old and crappy. It wasn't the popular taste. It was pomegranate or something. And he got them for a steal, but they were like... Like, dude, I'll give you the extra, like, five bucks and you get the regular monster. He's like Sky, just going to a sail for the sake of going to a sail. Do you do that, space boy? No. You know what? I went to... Wow. Oh, no.
You probably bought like expired canned food. I'm building a Harry Potter wand for somebody right now. Somebody else. They give me some cash to go and build them one. So I'm building them one. And I went to the paintball store on Thursday. And apparently you get a free fill with every tank purchase. That's what she said. Yes. But I'm not ready to get a fill yet. So I said, can I get a rain check on these fills? And the guy straight up called me cheap. Whoa. So I'm like, okay, well, you got a point. I am. you got called yeah i did i did dang dog he's like six bucks is six bucks you're crazy that's how about these cheaters hotels we've had recently can i get a refill so bad okay moving on to from cheapy to what the hell is up with cheaters hotel what about it like what the heck has been happening the last few times like it has just been very it's been more uncomfortable than usual shall we say I just listened back to this week's. I cannot believe that girl broke in. I know. I was like, I can't do this. Oh my God. And I'm sitting there going, what the hell? Like, why are you just, she should have either not have done it or gone through with it. Either way. Okay.
Listening back to this. Shoot my face. It just shows how much me and Skye really have in common. Really? Oh, because it's her life and she can do whatever she wants. No, no, no. We shouldn't take her off the P1 list of life. Well, I thought that was too extreme. Well, no. What I mean is that this girl is not doing this for the sake of our entertainment. This is her real life. Everything is to entertain me. All of your pain is for my entertainment. Amuse me, dance monkey. I want everybody's pain for my laughter and entertainment. I love it. So if she thinks that it's not right or if she doesn't want to go through with it, it sucks that she had to wait so long to do it, but I think that that's all right. Because for what Mike says, it's all about the spirit of trying to better a relationship, right? And instead of trying to do it for mere exploitation, which would be against his beliefs and his ethics. So he found a way to make it work for him and for the show. So if he would speak out against her, which he didn't, then he would have a problem. But Sky is on the same page as me, and I think Mike's on our side too.
but when i when i'm something what i'm saying is is that it's like really she should have thought that through before she went through it obviously eddie says that he coaches them talks to them way before they go on the air so i'm sorry you didn't think that this was gonna happen like i'm with i'm with eddie she just picked crappy time and for that she should We should spit her face. But going like denouncing her as a P1, that's a little extreme. Off the island. Off the island. I think there should be a mute button. So that just won't happen. Yep. You've had so many outs. Mute button. Now, are we going to have a Cheaters Hotel next week? I don't see why not. Really? Watch it be a secret crush. Because that guy told, said, I think that guy who called in a little later, like, messed with Mikey's head so bad. Dude, that next call that came through, like, the dude was just like, it's not the bit. Blah, blah, blah. And Mike felt so bad. You know that next week there's not going to be, like, I'm predicting it. Yeah.
I'll be very surprised if there's a cheater. That thought went through my head, too. Yeah, I'll be shocked. You just made him feel like crap. I'll be in shock and awe. Let's see. And now she's dog poops in her face and goodbye. Oh, no. Yeah, we'll just leave it at that. What? I got audio. You got audio? Oh, I didn't know what that meant. She's actually like, yeah, let's go. No, I thought it was like, I thought it'd make the sign like, okay, I'm wrapping up. Like, you believe me. Go ahead. Let's hear more about Sammy pooping in Ashley's face. She opened her eyes and there it was. Dried up dog doo-doo staring her straight in the face. It happened on the bed and the pillowcases because you see, Eddie. What in the hell? You see, Ashley can only assume that this happened in Sammy's sleep. She had to change the sheets, the pillowcases, and even wash the little stuffed animal she's had as a child, Kitty McMill. I'll just throw it out. She had to change her clothes and everything and then go back to bed. And mind you, all of this happened at 1.30 in the morning. Ashley makes a bold statement and says that this is the worst thing.
Sammy has ever done. There you have it. Oh my gosh, that's disgusting. You know, one of our dogs farted so bad last night. We thought she pooped. No, Lila. She had such bad gas, we thought she pooped in her sleep. It was pretty bad. It's so gross. It was really bad for a dog. Well, is there anything else I'm missing? Do you have any more audio over there? No, I think I'm good. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How much? I'm having a nerdgasm. How much? Really? Oh, my goodness. We were talking about E3 on another project I work on. Wow. That was my quote for the E3. I'm having a nerdgasm. Damn.
Too funny. What about the names for the kids? Oh, Jack and Taylor? Yeah. Jack, I thought. That sounds weird to me. Well, I just... My name is Jack. Yeah. I love Taylor, though. It's all about Reese. Reese. You want to name your child after a girl? No. After a peanut butter cup? After a peanut butter cup. Because they're delicious and I'll eat them up. Yeah, and I'm going to have a child name her Skittle. No key way. My other kid's name is Mars. Snickers. Snickers. You're too much. And our third on the way, her name's Almond Joy. She's so cute. I'm going to love her forever. Brownies. Well, it has been so great to get back together and do another P1 podcast for you all. Hopefully, we can get these scheduled things worked out. But it's summer. Like I said, everything gets crazy. And Spaceboy sits there and just happily smiles. Let's just wrap it up. What do you want me to do? You're too cute. I can play some sound jobs. You are too much. Well, that is another edition of the P1 Podcast. A lot of crap and a lot of poop. And Danny Avila. He's the king of the world. I'd like to thank my co-host, Kung Fu.
Space boy. And he is not wrapping up the show. Why? I have nothing else. Really? Yeah. Danny, what do you got? Let's start to Danny. We're ending it. This is the end. I thought we were on the same page here. We've been on for well over an hour. It's almost an hour. I know. Let's play another game. Yes. I just want to thank everybody in our live chat room who joins us for every P1 podcast. Almost everybody. Almost everybody, especially P1 Tim. I'm so glad you made it out of that gay camping trip alive. I love that. Daddy hates my guts.
Please, won't you join us again for the P1 podcast? And after six weeks from now, once P1 Space Boy has gotten this thing edited up, it'll be available and ready for you. That's a download. Thank you so much for joining us once again. And as always, ham a good one.