The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 10/07/08
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and the crew prepared for their commercial-free 28-hour Children's Hospital fundraiser, arguing that keeping a live comedy show moving for that long would be genuinely punishing even as fans treated it like a major event. Sean's germaphobia supplied the biggest running bits: he objected to a shared microphone and Jake's messy peanut-butter snack, then described a six-hour attempt to sanitize a custom shower scrubby while everyone argued that his precautions had become obsessive. Boston Rob confessed that a Red Sox playoff game drove him into the bathroom, Eddie remembered freezing when Eddie Van Halen handed him a pick, and Ashley mangled both an idiom and John Wilkes Booth's identity. The show also turned serious when Mikey sought work for his laid-off friend Larry and helped Velvet publicize the disappearance of her sister Billie Coulter, while callers' stories about therapy, broken controllers, and near-fights showed how ugly casual competition could become.
What happened, in order
Boston Rob's playoff panic
Boston Rob admitted the Red Sox-Angels game stressed him so badly that he hid in the bathroom, questioned his fandom, and nearly cried when Boston won.
The 28-hour countdown
The crew counted down to a 28-hour broadcast with no music or commercials and argued that sustaining an entertaining show that long was like tap-dancing for 28 hours.
Village Idiom
The hosts revived the Village Idiom bit and defended Ashley's invented definition of “as the crow flies” as describing a boring but steadfast worker.
Sean versus a messy toddler
Sean criticized two-year-old Jake for spreading peanut butter on his face and preferred raisins because they would make the child's eating cleaner.
Competition gone too far
An email about a board-game blowup prompted stories about Skye and Eddie fighting over Scattergories, a caller entering therapy over losing, two pastors nearly brawling, and a man smashing a Madden controller after his g
Frozen before Van Halen
Eddie recalled rushing a Van Halen stage at 16 and becoming so starstruck that Eddie Van Halen had to pry open his hand to give him a guitar pick.
The custom scrubby saga
Sean described spending six hours repeatedly restarting an off-balance washing machine to sanitize one custom shower scrubby with hot water and double detergent before a trip.
Who shot Lincoln?
Asked who John Wilkes Booth was, Ashley guessed the assassins of John Lennon, Richard Nixon, and Martin Luther King Jr. before finally reaching Abraham Lincoln.
Finding Larry a job
After discussing the financial crisis, Mikey put his recently laid-off friend Larry on the air and asked listeners for automotive finance or training opportunities.
Search for Billie Coulter
Velvet tearfully asked listeners to help find her missing 17-year-old sister Billie Coulter, while Mikey calmed her, repeated the description, and directed tips to police.
Ayo's modeling dilemma
Ayo revealed that his first Los Angeles fashion-show booking conflicted with the marathon, and the crew pressured him to abandon the opportunity and join their 28-hour broadcast.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanBoston RobAshleyJakeRebeccaEddie Van HalenLarryVelvetBillie CoulterAyoJohn Wilkes Booth
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Please, please don't leave me Don't leave me Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please Oh, baby, please don't leave me Hey, welcome. Welcome to the show. It's nice to have you here. It is 6-0-6.
Tonight will be the second presidential debate right on the heels of the two candidates attacking each other's character for the last few days. Wicked awesome. The Red Sox are headed to the ALCS. The Red Sox scored the winning run in the bottom of the ninth to dramatically eliminate the Angels. 3-2 in game four. Terry Francona talks about the Sox win. The ball club we just played is some kind of ball club. I mean, we had our hands full. And John Lester, we needed to have a strong starting performance, and he gave us all of that. We've brought some kids up, and they have done such a phenomenal job of competing.
And I think our organization should be proud. Well, how about that? That's got to make some of us very happy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One in particular. One in particular. Oh, yeah. I don't think so. One of us in particular that was raised in Hopkinton. Miss. Hopkinton Miss. Well, folks, welcome to the program. It's the Mikey Show at 6.07, and Shawnee, oh boy, is in the studio with us.
And Shawnee is not allowing that. Who doesn't like a high five? You would think everybody would enjoy a high five. I mean, it's just American culture that when you see somebody putting their hand up for a high five. Isn't it just natural reaction? Yeah, you just give them a high five back. Not really. But Sean is not going for that. Whatever. Weird. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the Mikey show, there are seven people on the show. And let me introduce. My name is Mikey.
I'm the host of the show. And I'm 38 years old. I have always had weight issues my entire life. I still do. I'm still overweight. But I've lost 30 pounds in the last, like, 10 months. Awesome. And I'm still wanting to lose more weight. And I'm working on being a medium-sized model. Yes. Looking good. I can't stop eating. You've got to go from the plus size to the, you know. Well, it's a gradual process.
It's a gradual process, you know. You can't just go straight to anorexic model. Yeah, I'm actually not medium. I would be the, I want to be the large size. You know, I was a plus size. Now I'm working on the large size. Full-figured. Full-figured size. Yeah, yeah. Full-figured size. Sturdy size? Sturdy. Yes. I want to be the sturdy size model. You know what I'm saying? That's nice. So I'm working on that. And I have a little kid, and he is two, and his name is Jake. and I sure do love that little cat he is so cute and funny and he says he is talking like
crazy now you guys Sean tripped out because he just talks and talks and talks he talks for an hour straight he just talks now that's all he does Eddie keeps moving Sean's microphone towards him I'd say about an hour Mike you know why you know why it sounds terrible he needs to talk in the microphone I know but he's all freaked out he doesn't want to get close to it why not that's not it feels like there's germs from other people's mouths that have been talking about it yeah it's fine little baby kisses
on there that's right every once in a while hey you see that little foam cover that's over that it's called a wind sock Sean and every once in a while Sean uh Boston Rob's uh choppers will rub against that gotta get a feel for it gotta know you say it again some spittle that's right a little spittle sometimes it's just you know what i'm saying get me behind me that's right well let me tell you something that that boston rob uh he's germless don't worry about it i am i doubt it uh eddie and sky i'm going to introduce them both at the same time i'll tell you why
um first of all they are diametrically opposed in everything that they believe and stand for there's no doubt about it but yet our close friends but yet our close friends weird that is strange now just to kind of let you listeners in on the differences between the two and a little bit of what goes on in their day-to-day i'm going to read from eddie's yesterday email and sky's yesterday email and our yesterday emails we just tell people to send us or i have uh everybody on the show send me a what we call a yesterday email just outlining what their day was like that way
when we're on the air if i want to i can go to that see if there's anything interesting and just kind of hit it up you know so eddie's says i worked on stuff for the 28 hour show all day i feel pretty good about everything i have a crazy day today i got to finish everything up Got to do our photo shoot. Got to meet with Blunder about the flashback hour that we're going to do. I have to go to the store and get all the ingredients for the cook-off. Real busy. Skies.
Had a side of rice for lunch and a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner last night. Dot, dot, dot. Life is good! Exclamation point. Eddie, right now. He has his hand up to his mouth. It was really good. My favorite part was the rice. It was just steamed white rice, a little soy. Well, see, I don't think that's fair to prepare because Eddie's is more of a today email. And mine was a yesterday email.
I didn't even have time to eat yesterday. Eddie's famished. Eddie's starving right now. I came in this morning. I got Pop-Tarts. That is true. I was wondering why you were eating that. I'm starving. I mean, I was so busy, I didn't have time to eat yesterday. I had a side of rice. It was delish. Wow. There is a little bit of a difference between those days. There is no doubt about it. There is a difference between those days. One is getting some rest like this. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. I was not resting. I was eating rice. And the other one is... I was very busy with my rice.
The other one has the wheels spinning so fast. Wow. Quite a difference between those days. But I did use strawberry jelly, so that's something that's very similar between us. Very nice. Very nice. Sounds wonderful. Something in common. Wow. Sean is our sound effects man. And he lives up in the Bay Area, but he is with us. Now he's with us. He flew in yesterday, and he is also a germaphobe, which comes with a variety of different personality traits. It's not just that one.
There are a variety of personality traits that come along under the umbrella of germaphobe. And, you know, we love them. And so we just, what do we do? We put up with it? Well, yeah. What is there to put up with it? It's kind of a deal. Deal? Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else we can do, really. He's moving the microphone a little. He keeps pushing the microphone. Eddie, we can't hear you. I think Eddie is a producer of the show. I can hear just fine. He's kind of thinks, hey.
Talk in the microphone. Let's get the guy on the mic, you know? I am. Whereas Sean is more like, oh, man, that might make me vomit. Yeah. Let's see. Ashley is our assistant producer. And she has blonde hair, and she is a San Diego State alumni. She has a sister and a brother. Brother, by the way, Ivy Leaguer. You're smart. Ivy Leaguer. What are some of the Ivy League schools, Ash? Harvard, Stanford, Notre Dame.
Oh, boy. Purdue. All right. And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Nice. She's gorgeous, by the way. It could be on television. M-I-T? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Ivy. Barbizon. Oh, wait a second. Come on. Sequoia. Mesa. There she is. She is a wonderful girl.
Then there is Boston Rob. Yeah. Show member number six. Every single day. He wears Boston Red Sox gear every day. There's not a day that he wears something. It's always Boston Red Sox related, no matter what. And today it's a baseball cap, Red Sox baseball cap on backwards and a red. Which one is that? The AL Champions from 2007 t-shirt. There you go.
Little mojo. Let's get it going, guys. From Boston Rob's yesterday email, the Red Sox won the ALDS. Wicked awesome, all caps. Awesome! That is what I did yesterday. I watched one of the craziest, most stressful ALDS games ever. I had to go sit in the bathroom away from any TV in my house for a little while. Oh, no. Because I was stressing out so hard. I was getting to, and these next two words are very, very important.
I was getting to a breaking point and starting to question myself. What does that mean? I was asking myself, how can I sport, not just any sport, but baseball, how can a sport have me so wrapped up that I'm standing in my bathroom to avoid everything? Then I started asking myself, how did I become so passionate about my team? Was it the years of training, or is it in my blood? I almost shed a tear of joy when we won. I'm so proud of my boys.
The next two words are in all caps, GO SOX. Yes. That is sweet, Rob. He really loves them. He's really lucky they won last night. Tell me. Because if they didn't win, their deciding game five would have been tomorrow during the 28-hour show. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow, Rob. I was thinking about putting in a couple of vacation days here. And I was going to be coming back today. Wow. Oh, gosh. And so when will they play now?
Friday night. Friday night. At 8. In St. Petersburg. Okay. Pins to Rays. Thank you. It's going to be crazy. Okay. I can't, Sean. Now, is that the ALCS? The ALCS is set. Tampa Bay eliminated the White Sox yesterday and the Red Sox eliminated the Angels. So, division rivals going at it, Tampa Bay and the Red Sox. What's going on in the National League? National League is set as well. It's Phillies and Dodgers. Wow. Starts Thursday. Eddie, do you think that...
He's your helper. He helps. But I don't need any help. But he helps. Well, when were you going to put that in there? Without me, you're a one-legged man. Okay. What? That doesn't even make sense. I mean, even figuratively, that doesn't make sense, Eddie. Maybe because he's the length of your leg. Oh, that could be it. Maybe that's it. That makes sense. So, Eddie, how do you see this playing out? Well, in the National League, I really like the way the Dodgers are playing. I think they have all the momentum.
The Phillies kind of big bats have been a little quiet, you know, with Ryan Howard and Utley. But that's not going to last. Those guys are going to come back. But I still think the Dodgers are going to have enough to win. In the ALCS, Tampa Bay's had the Red Sox numbers all year. Have they really? I just want to intercede. Mike, I petition to intercede. Interject, I think is what you want to say. You want to interject. Hey, tomato with the motto. All right. The Angels had the Red Sox number all year.
Everybody was counting us out. Eddie, what is so funny? So continue on, Eddie. What is so funny? This isn't a laughing matter. Well, it was very, that took me off guard. I was just trying to break down the ALCS. Yeah. Wow. I feel like a Wolverine jumped on my neck. Well, one did. You know, I think that Tampa, you know, has had a lot of momentum, you know, winning the division and pretty easily getting through the White Sox. But I think the Red Sox have the experience and I just feel like they will somehow pull off a victory and get by Tampa Bay. So you'll get the matchup you want, Mike.
I believe it's going to be the Dodgers and the Red Sox playing in the World Series. So this is the ALCS and the NLCS five games? Seven. Seven. You've got to win five. There's seven, huh? Oh, man. I don't know if I'll make it. You actually got to win four. But that's all right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Best of is four, right? Oh, wow. I don't know if I'm going to survive this. I don't either. I can't do this every year. Sky, you don't even want to be near. My fiance wants nothing to do with me now during games.
Oh, I don't blame her. I'm surprised it took this long. I don't even want to be around me during games. I had to take five from myself and go stand in the bathroom I'm looking in the mirror, putting cold water on my face, being like, really? Really? And then I had to do something calming, so I clipped my fingernails and just sat there. Wait, so you're not watching the game while this is going on? This was right after they scored the two runs. How about you, Sean? Did you like that video?
You know, with the fingernails all yellow, and then they could do game, and then you go. And you know they're not going to make it in the trash game. Oh, Sean, I should have saved them for you. Well, you probably have. They're just at home. They're just, you know. Seriously. Caught in some dust bunnies or something. Probably more of a cobweb. Cobweb. You know those are there. Or like body hair. Yucko. Sean, you removed your headphones, but you're in the same room. You're still in the room with us. I mean, you...
Oh, no, no. No, Sean, you sit down. We'll stop. Way too early. You stop. Is he coming in here? It's way too early. Come on back. I don't like this. You're fine. Sack it up. It hasn't even started. Seriously, it's not even 6.30. It hasn't even started the 28-hour show. You're fine. 570-1053 is our phone number. All right. So you can give us a call. You can text us if you want to at 35253. And then finally, the seventh member of the Mikey shows, the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Junior, Esquire, M.D., D.D.S., President and CEO, as seen on TV.
That is fascinating. I didn't recognize him until you said that last word. And then I was like, oh, yeah, I did see him on the show. I know that, dude. You can give us a call at the beginning and end of every show. And I have a question for you. If you can call me right now. Eddie, what do we have as a prize? Ooh. That must be a good prize. It's a good prize. We got booball tickets. Oh, how about that? How about that? Oh, awesome. Eddie, I'm going to get your opinion. I'd love to give it.
Do you think it's enough to just ask who won Monday Night Football, or should I have them give me the score too? Ooh. Oh, shocking. Who won seems a little easy, but I don't know. Maybe that's, I don't know. What do you think? I think it's alright Just who won Yeah I don't even know who was playing I wouldn't even know where to start with that one Who won Who won Monday Night Football Last night 570-1053 Winner gets football tickets
Mikey Show Hey how you doing Mikey What's up dude Good morning guys For the 28 hour show Are you guys going to broadcast on our line Yes, we are. Right on, dude. Right on. I got some... Look forward to it. Right on. Yeah, I got some really cool news about that that I'm going to tell you tomorrow morning about this time on the 28-hour show. So stay tuned for that, all right? Right on. I'm taking the day off. I'm going to listen all day long. That is awesome, dude. Attaboy. You going to come down to the station at all?
No, I can't make it, man. Okay. But I'm definitely going to be online listening. All right, brother. We appreciate it. I wonder if we're hurting the economy. How's that? You know how many people take the day off? It's true. Oh, this is a bad time for it. I wonder if... We should reschedule. Sky. Well, hey, I love America, bro. You're looking for any reason. Hey, I love America, okay? Wow. This time tomorrow is... No. Yeah. I say no to you. Oh, wow. This time tomorrow is going to be the 28-hour show. We'll be in it.
Be in it for 28. 28 hours. Let's see how long we have. Oh, the counter. Oh, you've got the countdown. Go to the website. Go to the website. You can see a countdown. What does that countdown say? It's coming up right now. Let's look at it. Oh. Oh. No. No more days. No. But I want more days. No. There are no more days left. Nope. No. Not just hours? Now, it's just a matter of hours. Tomorrow we go on the air for 28 straight hours with no music, no commercials, just us.
Doing a program that wipes us out every single day. When we get off the air, we're wiped out after four hours because it's a lot of talking. But we're going to do it for 28 hours. With no commercials. With no commercials. We do it tomorrow. And it's tough because we can only do it once a year. Now, a lot of people, and I'll tell you, I'll tell people about this 28-hour show and a lot of times they go, oh really yeah you know my husband once had to okay great i understand i understand what your husband your husband's a superhero and i understand that um obviously you know one time in college i okay great that's super yep listen try tap dancing for 28 hours because that's basically what we do
You know, it's mentally taxing, and it's physically taxing on your voice. That's all. 23 hours, 35 minutes, zero seconds. That's less time than we're going to be on the air. Oh, stop with your mouth. Stop with your little mouth. Oh, my. I can't. The difference between right now, the amount of time between right now and tomorrow at this time is less than the amount of time we'll be actually on the air. No breaks.
Not one. If we sound stressed, it's only because we've done it before. Oh, yeah. It's stressful, but it's good radio. Tell you that much. Let's see. Let's get some phone calls. Who knows who won the game last night? P1 Dan. Yes. Who won last night? The Minnesota Vikings walked into New Orleans and pulled out a victory. How about that?
Ridiculous. You're a winner. Thank you. Hang on the line. Eddie, was it some strange happenings or something? It was one of the stranger games I've seen just because the Saints, they dominated. In every single offensive category, including two punt returns for touchdowns for Reggie Bush. And still lost to Minnesota 30-27. Just turnovers, you know, really hampered the Saints. You know, the Vikings blocked a kick and ran it back for a touchdown. Just weird stuff like that happened that kept Minnesota in it.
And they ended up winning the game. Oh, my. That's got to be a little deflating. I would think so, yeah. You do everything right, and then it still don't go your way. Drew Brees talked about it. It's got 17. It's probably one of the weirdest games I've ever been involved in. Just as far as the ebb and flow, the back and forth, the momentum changes, the turnovers, the special teams, you know, stuff that happened, them returning a blocked field goal for a touchdown, us returning two punts for touchdowns. Just the way this thing kind of went back and forth.
It's the way it goes when you play as a crow flies. Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure I've heard that. You know, just kind of like you're playing sort of like in a very basic way. Well, for the Vikings, too. Steady. Kind of boring. Kind of boring and just basic. But talk about the good parts, Mike. Well, the good parts of playing as a crow flies. Yeah. It's consistent. Is that, yeah, you have some consistency there. They have good work ethics.
A great work ethic. A great one. Keeps them going in the game. A great one. Strong work ethic, but just basic. Yeah. Boring. A little boring. A little boring. I figured it out. But it's okay. It's all right. We can't have everything. That's right. Ashley taught us what as the crow flies means just a few weeks ago. And so there it is. Mikey's show, were you calling about the game or something else? No, I was talking about something else. What's up? I wanted to ask Eddie a question. Eddie just put his hands over his face. Yeah, it has been a while.
Who's screening phone calls right now? Well, that one I just hit randomly because I can't see my call screener. FCC rules state you can't do that. You can't just pick up lines, so you've got to hang up quickly. The FCC, I don't know, Eddie. I haven't heard anything like that. It's by law 4762A. You just made that up. You just made that up. Son of a paparazzi. What? What's going on? I want to know, with the Kimbrough's life situation that's been going on and how much money CBS has riding on it, do you think there may be shenanigans in the future when it
comes to him fighting Shamrock, where they try to pay Shamrock off to throw the bike? Oh, gosh. Eddie is expressionless. Is he alive? Well, he's leaning back in his chair, and he has an expression on his face like, you know when they find a corpse, and the corpse is like frozen with his eyes open? Yeah, yeah, it's very creepy. It's real creepy? Yeah. It was kind of like that, and he was just frozen, you know, expressionless. That's weird. You know, I almost wanted to put a mirror under his nose to see, is he still with us? I'm okay.
Eddie's back. Eddie's back. Eddie's good. Eddie's back. No, I don't think Ken Shamrock's going to get paid off to lose the fight. Well, there you go. And asked, asked, and answered, right? You know what I mean, paparazzi? From the Oracle. There it is. As the crow flies, right? Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Do you remember when, in the movie Alien, they were asking Ash about the alien, and he was describing the alien. And yeah, the alien, you know, it ate people and everything.
But Ash said, I admire its purity. Sure, it eats people. But I admire its purity. that's kind of what was running through my head, you know? Like, yeah, that paparazzi, he'll come through here and he'll be like... Sometimes. Right. You know, but you have to almost be in awe of how effectively purity. That's what I'm saying.
Ash, can you hear me? Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. Mikey, not to make Rob mad, But would it be nice to see Maddox get another ring since he probably doesn't have a lot of time before retirement? I don't know. That's a question for Rob. I mean, I'm sure Rob would not want to see that. It's a ridiculous question. What are you talking about? What about the Rays, that upstart team? Oh, that would be a nice story. That have never finished better than last place before. Wow.
Won the division this year and could win a world title. I mean, how amazing would that be? That would be a great story. go bake an apple pie with that hot woman story. Get out of here. Get out of here. I guess he didn't like that. John Lester beat cancer. You know what? Did he just play the cancer card for the World Series? Yeah, he's a nut. You're saying John Lester doesn't deserve this, huh? No, I'm saying John Lester doesn't deserve this. That's different.
That's totally different than what Rob said. Hey, Mikey, why doesn't Sean travel with his own mic? It's a good question. Yeah, Sean. Then there's no stressing over germs, at least from the mic. There's no stress over germs, you know, which is an interesting point. But I think that Sean travels with so much. That would be ridiculous. Of his own stuff. Yeah, I mean. Which is true, you know. Right, Sean? Sean travels with a lot of his own stuff. Eddie's gently pushing the microphone over to Sean. Like, hey, you got to talk in that mic.
He's a producer. That's his job. Eddie's job is to maintain a certain amount of integrity with the audio sound of the radio station and of the show. Make sure we're all sounding good. He just pushed it a little closer to Sean. Eddie, just be careful because you know that it can't get too close. But I understand what you're doing. Look how close we talk to the mic. Yeah, yeah. It's important. Eddie's got his pen now to the butt back. Oh, it's getting too close.
Pushing it with a pen. Oh, no. Well, I guess that answers that. 570-1053 is a phone number. Our text number is 35253. You can text us. You know what I mean? Purity. Mikey, will Zeth be screaming calls the whole 28 hours? He's going to go crazy by the halfway mark. I hope Rob has warned him. That's P1 Corman. I'll keep your eyes on the road, you hands up on the wheel. Mikey, have you announced the movies for the 28-hour show yet?
I'll keep your eyes on the road, you hands up on the wheel. Three weeks ago, we did. The movies are Rocky III and Titanic. I'm gonna have a wheel. 5701053 is the phone number. The text is 35253. We got a little Wuss Rock jukebox today. It's going to be fantastic. We have a pretty funny email about a... guy that is a little ultra competitive. How competitive are you?
You can compare it to this. Rob was talking to us about something yesterday after the show that we thought might make good radio stuff. Pull the curtain back a little bit. We got something coming up today called cell phone mishap. So if you've ever accidentally called somebody with your cell phone like it's in your pocket or something, we got that. A little P1 trivia so that we can find out who's going to be coming into the studio when we watch those movies tomorrow night. YouTube clip of the day is outrageous, man.
YouTube clip of the day is audio of this guy that quit his radio job on the air. I love that. He quit his radio job on the air. Brian Regan in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show stand-up spotlight on Rock 105.3. You know what the lamest crime is? Loitering. Loitering. Can you imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet? That's all it says on there?
Loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering, loitering. This guy's got nowhere to go. Loitering, loitering, loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail where he can't go anywhere? loitering is something really a crime when it's remedied as easily as all right move along and on the other end of the spectrum i think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter damn can you please change the terminology can anything conjure up anything more hideous so what are you in for
I slaughtered a man just like a pig. Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth. What are you in for? Loitering. I'm like you, man. I live on the edge. They're like, you got to move along. And I'm like, I don't think so. hello who's the man uh mikey hello never called him before but i love your show and you guys rock
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And welcome back to the show. It's 642. Misty May Traynor announced last night that she has to quit Dancing with the Stars after she tore her Achilles tendon during practice. Ouch. The Padres leave catcher Josh Bard off their 40-man roster, leaving him a free agent. There are a lot of people that listen to the show that have not heard us do a bit yet called the Village Idiom. And an idiom is, well, as the crow flies is an idiom. And let's see.
What's another example of an idiom? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. That's an idiom. And what we do is we have Ashley. Ashley is the show's village idiom. And what we do is we have her, we give her those idioms and we just ask her to tell us what it means. What's up? Yeah, what does that mean? And we got a text here that says, Mikey, as the crow flies, actually is a reference to distance. My house is really close to the beach. As the crow flies, that's P1 Promise.
P1 Promise, that's what you thought it was. We respectfully disagree. We respectfully disagree because when we asked Ashley what as the crow fly means, she said that what it means is that somebody in their life is just very basic, but boring, boring. They're a boring person, but they got a good work ethic. Steadfast. Steadfast in their work ethic. And so as the crow flies. I didn't know that either.
That's right. Teach their own. You know what I mean? Let's see. And this text message says, oh, boo-hoo, you got to talk for 28 straight hours. Oh, no, you didn't. And, Skye, this next part might get you even more. It says half the women on Earth can do that. It's a P1 Charger fan. No way. How about that one? We don't have to do it. Yeah, I guess not. You guys don't want us to.
I guess it's not a big deal. But we've already committed, you know. I mean, if they don't want us to. No, P1 Charger fan or whatever the heck his name is. You can ruin it for everybody. Great, Charger fan. You can ruin it for everybody. Now look what you've done. Way to go. I was all fired up. Now, you know, it doesn't seem like anybody cares. Mm-hmm. This one says, Mikey, how in the world are you going to stay awake during the movie Titanic? Good luck with that. Oh, boy. It's P1 Paper Trucker. I think the way that we stay up during it is we make fun of it, which is what we do. We watch Titanic, we watch Rocky III, and we make fun of it. Little wisecrackers.
Let me just tell you something. Go ahead. When we get to the part in the beginning of the movie, when DiCaprio is talking with his Italian friend. Oh, no. Dude, it's one of the most unbelievable, stereotypical performances of an Italian person in movie history. I can't wait. Cinema history. That alone, the jokes that are going to come out of that, is going to be worth that movie alone. In fact, we may just riff on that for two and a half hours. It may happen.
I was watching it over the weekend, and it's ridiculous. That's fantastic. It's ridiculous. It's so dramatic. There's so many things that it's just like, really? I haven't seen it since it came out. Oh, wow. I haven't seen it since it came out. You're going to have a, I mean, a party. A party. A field, that's what it is. Field day. I don't know what we're going to do, because I know Zeth might want to shed a tear towards the end of it. Cry. He might want to cry. Yeah, a little sad at the end. Zeth's giving us the yeah, I might. Zeth's giving us the yeah, I might.
It's a really good point. He's always crying. That's right. P1 Hall of Famer P1 Talon is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, good morning, everyone. What's going on, Talon? I just wanted to address the P1s that are thinking about going down to the 28-hour show but may not. Last year, we had hundreds of people show up to this tailgating party, and you guys had no input into that. They just showed up. Yep, that is correct. And this year, you guys are going to be involved in this.
And we've, a lot of the P1s, like from p1site.com, have been, you know, hanging out with each other for like the last year. And this is going to be a huge thing. So if you're thinking about going, go. If you're not thinking about going and you can go, go. Yeah. It's true. It is. It's true. They did. They organized it all themselves. We've never said, hey, we're doing something out there, you know, and they just show up. It's like Woodstock. And this year, what we are saying is we're going to put some stuff out there for people that want to come by. I know that Jay is going to be putting like a fire pit out there.
People can throw a little meat on the Barbie. That's so awesome. Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot of that stuff going on just on our own. But with the Mikey Show's input, it's going to be awesome. So, Taylin, you guys, you do care that we're doing the 28-hour show? Of course I care. Okay. Did you hear that text? I'm going to be there the whole time. Talon, did you hear that text from the guy who thought it was, like, no big deal? Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, thank you. I agree. I agree, sir. There you go. Hey, thanks, Talon. Okay, it's back on. Okay. Because of Talon, we're back in.
There you go. P1 Low Q, is that what your name is? It's Low Qtis. Oh, Low Qtis. What's up, dude? Low Qtis of Borg. Good morning, Mikey Show. What is that? Yeah. What is Low Qtis? I'm so excited for tomorrow. It was Captain Picard's Borg name when the Borg took him over. Locutus of Borg. Shut up, dude. That's right. That was one of the awesome episodes ever. And then Data said, hey, what's up? It was a season cliffhanger.
It was fantastic. Look out, the Romulans are coming. The Romulans had nothing to do with it, dude. It was the Borg. Oh, okay. You're interfering with my Federation helmet. Oh, come on. There is no Federation helmet. This is stupid. Go ahead, bro. Yeah, hey, Mike, the hot sauce you were looking for, you said it was called Barron's? Oh, yes, it's Barron's West Indian hot sauce. There's a store that has Barron's sauce. It's a Barron's classic pepper sauce that's made with scotch bonnet peppers. I was wondering if that was, like, similar.
Where is it? Or if you knew of that. Where is it? Talk to me. Mike wants to know where's the store. In Point Loma, behind the, like, Target. What's the name of the store? Quickly! I don't know the name of the store. Oh, no. How dare you? Wow. I'm just saying I could pick it up for you and bring it in. Oh, really? He would like that. We are BFFs. What? Well said.
We're BFFs. Get it in here, you. That's awesome. I will probably do it tomorrow. Get it in here tomorrow. He'll be here. Bring it in tomorrow. Thank you. Anytime. You're a good man. Thank you very much. No problem, Mike. And I got to back up Sean on the inner light, dude. I didn't know what he was talking about until I left it. Greetings. Let him talk. Thank you, number one. Let him talk. Engage. Shut up. Dude, shut up. Start over, dude. What were you saying? I was saying I didn't. I thought you were talking about the original Star Trek when I first heard you talking about it. And then I was looking up episodes.
The Trouble with Truffles. Shut up. Shut up. Okay, go ahead. Specifically, as soon as I saw that it was TV, I remember what episode it was, and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's a good one. Right on. Yeah, dude, I feel you when you say you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye. Obviously a connoisseur. Well, listen. Yes, obviously. Cried. Basically, what he's talking about is that tomorrow evening at 10 o'clock, we're going to watch Rocky III.
After that, at midnight, we're going to watch Titanic. Three hours later, when that's over, as a special bonus, we're going to watch Sean's favorite episode of Star Trek. Say it! The Inner Light. Star Trek, the next generation. Made Sean cry, it's such a good episode. It's not the one with like... It's very touchy. It's not the one with Captain Kirk, Spock. It's like the new ones, the ones in color with the bald guys. They're all in color. They are? Yeah, they're all, except for the original pilot.
Which was on the radio. It was not on the radio. It was not on the radio. Followed the little orphananny. That's right. Okay, whatever. No, the original pilot, which did not have Kirk. Or Ovaltine commercials. It didn't have either one. It didn't have either thing. He needed a decoder ring. That's right. That's right. It did have Majel Barrett, but she was in a different capacity. She was not Nurse Chapel. What's he talking about? She was actually the number two. She was second in command to Captain Christopher Pike. So Sean really likes the show Star Trek.
It's really good. I am nerding. Eddie just gave me a confused break sign. Overload on nerd stuff. Anything else you want to know? No. I'm open. No, thank you. Greetings. You want to know about the original pilot? No, I don't. No, I don't. Like what? No clouds in my stone. Let it rain out. P1 Larry, are you there? Yes, I am. What is your suggestion? All right, guys. 28-hour show. Let's bring it back old school. Let's do some Tyrone and Tortilla. Is Shauna at work yet? Yeah.
Teeter's Hotel. Instead of bombed at the beach, let's do bombed at the tailgate-ing and drunk in parking lot. Oh, no. I mean, did you guys forget what made your show number one when you came to my city? No, we haven't forgot. In fact, we're going to do something called... Mikey Show Flashback Hour. All right, well, that's what I'm talking about. And we're going to do some of our old stuff. But listen, I got to give you the rap on this just so you know and understand. The Mikey Show is not going to ever be those guys that do the same show for years and years and years. And so that people can look back and go, oh, are they still doing the same old shtick?
We're always evolving and always changing. You know what I mean? I'm going to keep you going, baby. Thank you very much. Thank you very much for that quick turnaround in philosophy. I appreciate it. Really cool. All right. That didn't get under my skin in any way at all. I can tell. I want you to know it didn't get under my skin. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 5701053. Please give us a call. And don't go anywhere because we're going to do What's Rock Jukebox coming up next?
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The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm very attracted to intelligent women. Eddie. I think that my guacamole is the best in the world. Sky. I prefer sorbet over ice cream. Sean. I enjoy horror films and they are a requirement of my religion. Boston Rob. Today I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. And Ashley. I have a normally strong hand. The Mikey show's on.
Alright. Me, me, me, me. Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It's 7 o'clock. A mistrial was declared yesterday in the case of the four San Diego firefighters that claimed sexual harassment after they were forced to participate in the gay pride parade. The Red Sox are going to play the division rivals of the Tampa Bay Rays after they eliminated the White Sox with a 6-2 win in Game 4.
Joe Maddon talks about the Rays' win. We pitched well. We caught the ball in defense once again. We had some timely hits. B.J. really rose to the occasion. It was just, if you've seen us play all year, we've played that game a lot. And that's what's so nice. When you keep things simple and you play the fundamentals of the game appropriately and then good things can happen, especially when you're playing with a bunch of skillful young men like we have. So, again, that was... There's something in his voice that reminds me of somebody else. Right? Fantastic.
Did I envision it? Have I? Absolutely. Of course. We just went out there and played as good as we could, you know. Talica. Hey, Mikey, I was curious. Has anyone ever fallen asleep during the 28-hour show? Love you guys. P1 Victoria. I don't know. How dare you? It's a good question, though. How dare you? Every year, Mike.
Look into that. Every year. Every year, bro. Every single year. Every year. Every year. Every year. Every year. What do you want? Every year. He leaves from the movie. We think he's just going to take a tinkle. We're not going to let that happen this year. Next thing you know, we're Sean. We're not going to let that happen this year. We're Sean. He's got to, you know, he's part of the show. He'll be in there. Well, but we never have it in our hearts to, like, disturb him. Well, I know. So are we going to disturb him this year? Well, it's not a matter of disturbing. It's a matter of we want him to participate in the movies, you know. It's fun. Yeah, what are you going to do?
Well, we'll pretend it's like a chick's slumber party. Yeah. And if anybody falls asleep, we'll, like, freeze their panties or whatever. Yeah, I like that. Or do other things to them while they sleep. Put his hand in the cup of warm water. The face done in his hand. Oh, yeah, the shaving cream. Well, that's cruel. I thought you were going to say put his hand in the cup of Boston Rob's shave clippings. I thought that's where you were going. I thought that's where you were going. Mikey, what is Sean's opinion of the Star Trek TNG episode called The First Duty?
That's P1 Philly's finest. First of all, I don't know what Star Trek TNG is. The next generation, Mike. Oh, boy. Sean, are you familiar with the first duty? I don't recall that. All right. I have a duty. Whatever. Sean is really into Star Trek. He loves it. He does recall that, just so you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Honestly, I don't. Oh, honestly. He doesn't want to appear like he's too, you know, whatever. But the truth is, he could recite the dialogue. Look, I don't have every episode memorized.
I can't hear you. No, but you do... I wish I couldn't hear you. Uh-oh. Shut up. He does have every episode on his iPod, though. Every episode? P1 World's Greatest Has-Been. Are you there? Yeah. And would you like to play a little Wuss Rock jukebox? Sure do. Awesome. Nice. We're going to do a little Wuss Rock. And let me get your competitor on the line. Can you hold on a minute? Yeah. Hold on. And P1 John, how are you? Mike. Yeah.
- No, Mike, that's not how we play. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. John, are you there? Yeah. Would you like to play What's Rock Jukebox? Absolutely. Okay, hang on the line. What do you mean it's not how we play? What are you talking about? You've been playing this for how long? There's no competitors. They just, you know, one at a time and then they sing. You hit an open and then you go. What's Rock Jukebox? This is where they tell us about stuff about the Mikey show, right? No, no, Mike. That's P1 trivia. Oh, it works differently, you're saying? Yeah, they're different games. Whatever. Fine, we'll do it the way we normally do. That's what you guys have to have. Oh, sure.
If you want to play Wush Rock, you can't. Tear down this wall. Then call us. It's a strange clip to play. I know. If you want to play West Rock Jukebox, all you need to do is be a dude and call us and sing these really gay songs. Now, the way that it works is we're going to play a clip of a song, and then we're going to abruptly stop the clip, and you have to take over singing. Now, you will be judged by our judges. We have our own Randy, Simon, and Paula. We have Eddie, Sky, and Sean.
Hello. That's right. Govna. There is... Why does he talk like that, Mike? There is the British guy from our judges. Oh, okay. We need the token British guy. That's right. Okay. And Skye, you have to pretend that you are tranquilized. Okay, okay. The token druggie. That's right. I got that covered. And Sean, you are a nerdy rapper that played bass for Journey. So... That's so great. Let's get this show on the road. Now, there's only a couple of rules. P1 World's Greatest Has Been, there's only a couple of rules.
And the rules are, please don't say, I can't hear it. You can hear it. You can hear the clip. And see, what people do is they say that because they don't know what to do. They don't know what to sing. Jokers. And that brings us to rule number two of Wiss Rock Jukebox, which is make something up. So I can just go, I don't know the words to this song. No, don't do that. Do not do that. You must come up with something clever. Sky has said it before.
Why don't you try rhyming something, you know? Yeah. Just go for it. Go for it. Be funny. World's Greatest Has-Been, are you ready? Yes, I am. All right, here's your clip. When it stops, you start. Here we go. In Weston Town, the damn world. The Easton boys and Western girls. The Weston girls and damn world. The Eastern Boys and Western Girls. In a western town, the dead end world. The Eastern Boys and Western Girls. Western Girls.
Yeah! Let's go to our judges and see what they thought of that performance. Eddie. Ooh, it is not bad. I mean, he got the bulk of it. I really would have liked to have heard that. Western Girls. I mean, that would have solidified your gayness. But it just turns out that we went to a Prop 8 rally for reasons that I thought we were both gay. But it turns out you're just a Democrat. Oh, man. I'm going to have to say no. I'm going to say you just missed it.
Skye, what about you? Yeah, I feel kind of fooled as well because I thought this guy came over to my house last night to watch Girls Just Want to Have Fun. You know, my favorite movie on DVD. And then all of a sudden, he flipped on Monday Night Football. And I felt so betrayed. And I was like, you're not a gay person. Get out of my house. And Shawnee, finally, what did you think of his... Oh, Shawnee is an 80s fan. Yeah, I thought he did good. Didn't really like where he was going with that. The audience is saying they thought he did good, but Shawnee... Come on, Shawnee. Shawnee, listen to the audience.
The audience thought he did all right. He did good. He had the tonality. He did tough. That's our audience. You're telling our audience to shut up. We have one person in our audience. You have one person that showed up to see the stupid thing. And you're going to tell him to hear less. Can he finish? First of all, he didn't even get all the lyrics. Didn't get all the lyrics. Well, he repeated the exact lyrics he heard for being completely honest. So, Mike. Oh, gosh. He's repeated what he did. I hope that this jerk. Uh-oh. There's no need for that. Here we go.
Llama heart, butt calluses, pirate spine, and boy blunder man boobs. It's a bad day. Sorry, world's greatest has-been. Not your day. All right, give it. It's all right. I'm trying. P1 John? Yep. You think you can do better than that? I sure hope so. Let's give it a shot. When the clip stops, you take over. Here we go. I am a man who will fight for your honor. Do it.
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of. And I will go and see Chris to slow dance and kiss my neck all night. We'll live forever knowing together that we did it all for the glory of love. To the judges we go. Eddie.
Mike, this hurts on a lot of levels. I mean, number one, you know that song, of course, the love theme from Karate Kid 2. Of course it is. Of course it is. And everybody can remember that love story. Of course. I'll tell you about another love story that I was disappointed in. Me and this gentleman rented Sex and the City this weekend. Got our Chocotinis ready to go. Both got trashed. Thanks for Chocatinis. Thank you. Both got trashed, and he didn't make a move. So, clearly, not gay.
How dare he? Sky. Okay. Let's start off by saying this wasn't my favorite of all time. But I do have to acknowledge the effort here, the creativity. I would have preferred him singing about watching Mikey in Seacrest dance. You know, because Mikey really has a lot of admiration for Ryan Seacrest. I don't. That's not the deal at all. He wants to be close to him any time possible. You guys are mistaken.
There's a clip that is sometimes played in. I would like to be Seacrest. Oh, you actually want to be him. He doesn't want to be with him. He wants to be him. He's taken out of context. Not really. I would like to be Seacrest. Oh, boy. So, even though it wasn't my favorite, I still feel he completed all the rules. And, yeah, dude, you're gay. Go damn for gay press. Oh, how about that? So, we now have a vote against and a vote for. Sean will be the deciding vote. Sean, what did you think? Are you kidding?
Oh, no. Joke, right? I'm not kidding. I know that you are a very tough judge, but I'm hoping that you'll give this guy a break. This P1 Johnny. He followed the rules. Yeah, he followed the rules. sang his little heart out. Give him a break? Didn't really rhyme or anything, though. No, it's true. It didn't. Instead of a break, maybe we'll give him honky-skin albinism. No way. Giraffe feet, severe donkey-ism, and double-nipple heat rash. Dude, you're the worst. Sorry about that, John.
That couldn't have felt good, huh? Nah. No, it didn't. I'm sorry. Today is not your day. C1Z is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mikey? Come on now. You're going to nail this, C. Man, I hope so. I got faith in you. What we're going to do is play a clip when it stops. You start. Here we go. I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life. I've been waiting for someone like you to come into my life.
I've been waiting for a girl like you, a woman that will survive. Sultry. Eddie. He's still going. He's still going. You don't feel it, man. You don't feel the music. How about you? Loved, loved, loved the falsetto. I mean, it was dead on. Hey, bro, you've got to let us review you here. Hang on a minute. All right, brother. Okay.
You got about 60% of the words correct. Missed a little bit at the end, but really, who's counting? I mean, me and this guy spent all night last night voting for Lance Bass on Dancing with the Stars. So I'm going to give him the win. Whoa. Yes. Sky. Yeah. Wow. I could care less if he got the words wrong or right as long as he sings in that beautiful tone. like like a songbird money money money okay i mean i really should have caught on last night when i was kissing him and he vomited a little
but now it's clear guys now it's clear sean wow This is your favorite guy. You know, it's clear to me that this guy would love to lick the leftovers off of George Michael Shaver. Dude, you're incredibly... What does that mean? That is foul. That's weird. That's... That's weird. Enjoy.
You've won, sir. I hear you. Hang on a line. Wait till I read you this email. I got to read you this email. Are you a competitive person? Ask yourself right now as you're driving to work, you're at work, a sky. Yes, you are a competitive person. I'm shaking his head. Eddie is a competitive person as well. He's shaking his head that he's not here. He's about having fun. Thank you, Eddie. I want to read this email and get listeners' participation on our phone lines and on our text lines, 570-1053.
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Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Guys, you've got a busy ride around the county. Coming out of the South Bay first, the North 805's tight. Approaching the 54 with an earlier crash near Plaza. That's on the right shoulder now. North 5, that's busy past the 54. And your drive out of the East County is in good shape. No problems on the 8 or the 52. Checking out Escondido Drive, South 15's busy from the 78th down to Villarancho. North side of the 15's tight as you get on to the West 78. And we do have a new crash reported, West 78 near Jefferson. A very slow approach in the scene there as you head over to the 5.
Headed into downtown on the West 94 at 25th. Still got reports of a stalled box truck. This is blocking part of the ramp to 25th Street. This is Mike Hancock with traffic for Rock 105.3. This is the home of the Mikey Morning Show. You guys rock on, you turkeys. You turkeys. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock. 105.3. Now back to Mikey. My wife's name is Rebecca. I'm married up. Thank you very much. Eddie.
I know I'm particular. Skye. I'd be ingested with herpes for my ability to go. Sean. I once kicked a doctor in the face. Boston Rob. I'll support him for my whole life. I'll bleed for him. I don't care. I love my team. And Ashley. Not many things annoy me at all. The Mikey Show's on. Rock, rock, rock. 105.3. If you stop me up.
If you stop me up, I never stop. Yeah. What just happened? What? Everyone calm down. What just happened? I just asked Sky if she's heard of Young Frankenstein before. Oh, I've heard of it. I don't know what it is or what it's about. If it's like a horror or not. I don't know. Okay, my question, here's a random debate. Which is crazier, Ashley not knowing who Jim Morrison is or Sky not knowing what Young Frankenstein is?
Yeah, that's kind of a no-brainer. Not knowing who Jim Morrison is is disgusting. Wait, I don't know if you need to use that. Well said. That is sounding familiar. Well said. But not knowing Young Frankenstein is inexcusable. Yes. Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. That is Young Frankenstein's sky. Oh, that clip is Young Frankenstein. That is correct. Oh, I like that clip. You know who Cloris Leachman is? Yeah. She's on Dancing with the Stars. She's in Young Frankenstein. That's right. She was about 75 years old when Young Frankenstein was made back in 1978. Oh, wow.
Yeah, I was one. Mm-hmm. No, Young Frankenstein's a good movie. It's funny. Oh, yeah. It's terrific. Oh, it's a comedy? It is a comedy. Oh, okay. It's a comedy with Gene Wilder, one of my favorite guys ever. Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks. Wait. It's a Mel Brooks movie. Gene Wilder stars in it. It's a Mel Brooks movie. Okay. Gene Wilder.
I thought you were saying it wasn't Gene Wilder. It was actually Mel Brooks. No. I thought that was funny. That's a good one. 570-1053 is our phone number. So take a listen to this email. Tell me anything. You can call us. You can text us. Text us at 35253. Call us at 570-1053. What's the weather going to be? It's getting hotter, you said, right, Skye? Yeah, they said that it'll probably be, you know, in the 90s tomorrow, depending on where you live. It's getting hot in here.
So hot. So take off all your clothes. Okay. What about today? Is it going to be super hot or is it going to be okay outside today? It's getting hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. For the zip code where the radio station is, 92123, today they're saying a high of 90, tomorrow a high of 92. Oh, that's hot. Yes! We are located in the Kearney Mesa Mission Valley area. If you're exiting Aero Drive today, there's a dead deer.
Be careful of it. Oh, yeah. Staring into your soul. I look at it the wrong way. Yeah, Ashley said it stared right into her soul. Yeah, I'm driving off the exit, and all of a sudden I see something in the future. In the future. Wow. You have a dead deer in the future. And I'm like, what is that? Wow. I never knew you could see it in the future. Yeah, in the future of where my car was about to go, all right, jerks? Got it. And so I look and I see. She talks like that. She saw two seconds into the future is what she's saying. I see what I thought was a dog. Get closer. All of a sudden, bing, these two bitty blue dead deer eyes staring at my soul.
Well, what Ashley originally and strangely thought was a dog. It's a big dog, man. Most people are able to discern the difference between a dog and a dog. and a deer, but no, not this particular night. It was dark. It was like four in the morning. It was dark out, and with the moonlight just right, as to most people, looked like a St. Bernard. But as she drove a little bit closer, it became more clear. No, this is a hoover. Oh, she saw it to the future. That's right. But as she peered into her crystal ball, known as the windshield,
You're such a jerk. She was able to see that, no, this was no, this was no Beethoven St. Bernard. This was in fact A hooven animal Huge deer And it behoovened her To drive just a bit closer And peer in for a look Upon further inspection She was able to notice that It was a deer Oh dear Oh dear Okay
You know what We get it All right. Eddie, you saw it too, right? Yeah. You looked into the future? Yeah, I did. Made some jerky on the side of the road. Oh, wow. That sounds delicious. That's wonderful. Seth, you saw it, right? Yeah, I saw it. Creepy. I didn't see it. Did it look in your soul? Yeah. Turns out it was Bambi's dad. Was it a buck or a doe? Was it a buck or a doe? It was, uh... Look at Ashley's face. That's fantastic.
Ashley had a giant smile on her face, and just looked at me blinking. It was great. It did not have horns. It didn't have horns. That means it was a dove. Well, most likely it was a dove. It was a dove. And it was big. I actually don't know. It freaked me out. Can I borrow that knife? Oh, what? Something stuck in the front of my car. That's fantastic, yeah. The foot. Yeah, it's like the, what do you call it?
The foot. The claw. The hoof. The claw. Hey, look at this guy with the white hair. He says, this guy looks this way, this guy looks that way. What do you want from me? He looks like someone we know. No, really, he does. Look at that. Ashley, have you seen Goodfellas? Oh, wow. No. I would like to, though.
Looks good. Skye, you've seen it, right? Yeah. It's a good movie. Very good. I think so. Last night we found out that... No, I didn't. Now, come on. Isn't that the one that I borrowed with Tashi? Yeah, yeah. Did she, Eddie? Yeah. Did she borrow Goodfellas? Yeah, I did from you. Did you like it? It was... Too violent. Yeah. Too violent. Uh-huh. Too violent. There was a scene with blood in it. Yeah. Oh, dude, the opening scene must have reached. I thought I'd go from rags to riches.
Yeah, there's a lot of closing the eyes. Ever since I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster. Yeah. Stop the movie right then, called Eddie. I was about 19 years old. Dude, I'm coming over. You got to see this. Seriously? That's all I saw. I just saw that opening scene. I stopped a movie called Eddie Ago. I'm coming over right now. You gotta see. I hadn't even seen the rest of it. No way. That's great. It was fantastic. Fantastic. Found out last night that Sean is, he has a little issue
with babies eating. We went out to dinner and Jake came with us and Jake had a little graham cracker with some organic peanut butter on it. Delicious. And Sean goes, is he going to eat that? Would Sean want a bite or what? Well, she took the graham cracker out and she started slathering the peanut butter on it. And Sean figured out what was going on. And he goes, is he going to eat that?
Well, she took it and she set it on the table in front of him. We're at a restaurant. A restaurant table. Outdoor restaurant table. We're at Fidel's in Carlsbad. Fidel's. And so it's outdoors. And when she put the graham cracker on the table. Oh, so you were concerned that the table might be dirty? But then Jake started to eat it. And, of course, the peanut butter is all over his face. It's gooey.
It's all over his face. Adorable. Look, I was polite. So Sean suggested that maybe she changed to raisins. Well, I said, is he a messy eater or is he a sleaze eater? I said, oh, that's something else. I said, you know, Sean, you know, he's just learning, you know. And Rebecca says, yeah, you know, he didn't have his motor skills down yet. He's two. He didn't have his motor skills quite. And Sean thought that that was a very convenient excuse on Jake's part.
An excuse? Well, it's a little lazy, I would think. I mean, they develop their baby. Hold on, though. Honestly, honestly, you would think that, you know, a child is learning. Like, you need to, like, put some effort into it. Don't just, you know, just start throwing things everywhere. All willy-nilly. You should, you know, take a moment, relax, take a breath, concentrate, move slowly, deliberately. get it done in an efficient, clean manner. So I suggested maybe he should... He was being lazy. But maybe he would have
more success with something else. So Rebecca asked him if he would like some raisins. And he said, no, I want some more peanut butter. And I said, I think he wants more raisins. Because the raisins go in the mouth a lot easier. They don't get anywhere. They don't get everywhere. It didn't work. It's just a baby. It didn't work. Watching Sean deal with dinner in an outdoor venue is something else. The picking things up with the index and the thumb is a germaphobe.
Yeah, I mean, it's progressively getting worse. I mean, we all have to acknowledge that. We all have to acknowledge that. No way. 100%. 100% it's improving. 100%. It's crazy. Actually, I believe it's improving. You believe me. I do. I think it's improving. How's that? It's crazy. How's that? I don't think I have as much trepidation as I had before. Now, how do you figure? Give me an example of something. I don't feel as stressed out. Okay. But your behavior is not only consistent with what it's always been. In fact, it's getting worse, like Sky said.
Well, because I think you're not internalizing it anymore. You're actually putting these fears into action now, which makes you feel better and calmer, but makes the world look at you a little differently. Yes, that, I think, is a very good, very good explanation of what's going on with Sean, our resident germaphobe. I don't know that that's actually happening. It is. Eddie's giving me the break signal. Eddie's giving me the, Eddie's giving me the, hey, what are you going to do? We got to do it.
Yeah, he, you got to see him when he gets the fork there and when he's doing his stuff. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. And when we got to the, each of the seats had. A lot of people are concerned about their silverware. A lot of people are. Each of the seats had little mats on them and Sean's seat did not have a mat. Like a seat cushion? Seat, a little seat cushion. And his didn't have one, and so that paralyzed him, and he had to find one. I'm not going to sit on the raw chair.
The raw chair. Raw. Well, I think the raw chair is more sanitary than a cushion that can hold bacteria. Or someone farted in it. Oh, my God. You guys are just such a great sport for San Diego and everyone listening. San Diego is really, really lucky to have you guys on the radio every morning. Rock 105.3. And now, another reason to switch to GEICO. Instead of paying more for car insurance, you'd rather pay less. Call you crazy, but for some strange reason, you like saving money.
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What's wrong with my car? That's why you got to take it to Amco. Because if you get that check engine light, you take it to Amco. They will tell you why it's on for free. And if any additional diagnosis is required, you mention that you're a P1 listener. It's a Mikey Show listener. And you'll get 10% off all the repairs. Boom, just like that. It's one of the cool things about being a P1. And I just want you to know, I'm not just saying it. I send my friends, I send my neighbors, I sent my brother to Amco. I'm telling you, Amco's the best.
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Lexuscarlsbad, I-5, Palomar Port Road, Car Country, Carlsbad. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Again, busy out there on the freeways. There's a crash on the West 78 after Jefferson Street. Two vehicles in the center divide, and it's blocking your left lane there. You've got a lot of slow traffic from El Camino Real on the West 78. Your Coastline Drive, South 5, that's tight from La Costa down to Manchester. South 15's jammed up from the 78 down past Villarancho. And the East County Drive, the 8's getting busy now from the 125 through La Mesa. South Bay Drive, North 805, that's tight from H Street.
And then again from Balboa as you head through Kearney Mesa past 52. This is Mike Hancock with traffic on Rock 105.3. Flash! America's automobile craze is making the demand for petrol gasoline hotter than ever before. Oil barons get richer, while Sam and Sally Potato Salad stretch their wallets and tighten their belts to pay higher prices every new day. But thanks to good old-fashioned Yankee ingenuity, new motor cars are seeing greater fuel efficiency than ever before. Some cockeyed optimists even think five miles to the gallon isn't far off. No doubt the day is near when father can take mother and baby on a 12-mile crosstown trip with only one stop for gas. With gas prices the way they are, now's the time to find a fuel-efficient car.
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I mean, you know, the Titans game last year was one of the most physical games I've been in. We played them twice. They're still one of the most physical teams in the NFL right now. That's why they're undefeated still. They don't have the best talent on their team. They don't have the best offense. But they're one of the most physical teams in the National Football League. And that's what matters. That's what's different because you take people's heart from the start of that game to the finish. When you take everything that's left out of them, the thought that they can actually win the game, you take that from them. And it's not about scoring touchdowns.
It's not about tackles. It comes down to physical football, period. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Easily one of the best watches on YouTube. If your day, let me tell you, if your day has not been going so great already today or you're going through any kind of hard time, go to YouTube and look up Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley and just enjoy. Yeah, things will turn around quickly.
Things will turn around quickly because when you see those outfits circa 1988 and you just watch the video, you just watch it, you will be in awe. You know, I mean, I think you can try and understand it and where they were coming from, where their vision for the video was, especially the bartender. Yeah, like ask yourself, what was the deal? What is his role? The role of the bartender. What is his role in this video? It's pivotal in the video. Yeah, like what is his, who is he, and what was his motivation when he was working through the scenes? Did he talk to the director and say, we got to talk about this guy.
Yeah. Okay? Yeah. Because I'm not getting him. What's his motivation? Yeah. Where, you know, where'd he come from? What is, who is he? Who is he? All right. And then there was finally a point after a lot of discussion, hours of discussion, where he finally went, I know who he is. I can do this. I can play this role. I know who this man is. I know who Bartender 1 is.
Storyboard it. 741. Lindsay Lohan's dad is auctioning off the chance to fight him for charity. Of course he is. Bill's quarterback Trent Edwards sustained a concussion in Sunday's game and not sure if he's going to play against San Diego on October 19th. Skye, what are you talking about? What specifically are you? Michael Lowen is auctioning off the chance to fight. Somebody needs to get him into a crazy hospital and help him. Yeah, well, I guess their family's from Long Island,
and so they do this annual thing which is called the Long Island Fight for Charity. I believe it's called Long Island. Long Island. Long Island. Long Island. Their fight for charity. One more time, please. Well said. Long Island. Thank you. Thank you. Not bad at all. That gave me fishes in the house. That's right. That's right. Hey. So anyway, so they do this annual fight for charity. Well, he decided that he will help out this year and that his name will be a big draw and hopefully raise a lot of money for the event. Of course.
So if you meet Michael Lowen's height and weight requirements, and you got a minimum bid of five grand to charity, you will get an opportunity to fight Michael Lowen. What is his height and weight and all that? Oh, it doesn't say right here. But yeah, three rounds and a November. There's going to be some dude out there that can't stand what kind of father he is. Oh, please. That's going to be his height and weight, and they're going to go in there and put his lights out. Didn't even think of that. Nine-nine. I think of all the smack talking that will be going on. Well, that is funny.
Nighty night. It'll be a nighty night. Okay, so let me read you this email. I want to get your thoughts on this email. And I got so much stuff, too, in news and stuff. Eddie Van Halen proposed, so I want to talk about that. I know, Eddie's going to look like, who? So I got that news coming up. But tell me what you think about this email. And call us to give us your input or text us at 35253. But I want to see what you dudes think of this. And you ladies, if you know, maybe you're like this. Sky is actually kind of like this.
Wait a second. Competitive. Hey, we don't know that. Mikey, I had to write you guys and tell you about my husband. He embarrasses me so much. He may be the most competitive guy I know. We had some friends over this past Saturday night to play some board games. In the middle of one of the games, there was a dispute. My husband got so heated, I thought he was going to flip out. It's so embarrassing. Everything he does, he has to win at or be the best. If he loses at poker or something, he's miserable the whole night. I told him after that, he needs to chill out when it's this friendly kind of atmosphere. He doesn't get it.
Do you guys know anyone like this? I don't know anybody like that. No more board game nights for us. That's P1 Eve. Well, listen, I just read a statistic. And the statistic was about how often people socialize with their co-workers outside of work. The results might surprise you. But what I can tell you about that statistic is that we do, we socialize with each other outside of this radio show. In fact, we're one of the only shows I know that we hang out a lot.
And when we hang out, sometimes we play board games. And I can tell you that sometimes the competition between Eddie and Skye in particular, in particular, both with each other. That didn't mean to name names. Yes. With each other. Yes. And here on the show, sometimes these two, they can get with each other. They can get a little. I don't see it. I don't know what he's talking about. They can get a little competitive. With one another. I just am the best, Mike. And I like to prove it on a daily basis. And I believe cutlery can be used as a weapon when the letter is C and you need to come up with a weapon.
You are ridiculous. I believe cutlery counts. Now, here's something else to remember. Skye will also team up with her husband and defend her husband's. Yes, I also believe people are scared of polio. Yes, one time. Scategories. In categories, the letter was P, you had to come up with words for things that scared you. And he threw polio out there. There's a vaccine, bro. Yeah, but people who don't have that vaccine, scared. No. You lose.
No. You didn't get the point. This became an argument for the rest of the night. It's still being talked about. It's still being talked about today. Three years later. Yeah, it was like two years ago. 150 years ago. She is, Sean. Are there people in your life that have embarrassed you because of their competitiveness? Have you embarrassed somebody because of your competitiveness? Let me ask you a question, Mike. When you play board games or anything, really, do you not play to win? I do, I do.
What's the problem? I do play to win. I don't understand what the problem is. Well, I guess what I'm saying is, hey, in the spirit of keeping the game moving along and everything and, you know, just having a good time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so you're just going to let something that you believe in that could cost you the victory just slide? You're just going to let it slide? Right. Well, no, I mean, I would definitely give you, you know, my best go at this. Thank you, you are like us. Yeah, and why is Ashley being left out of this? Oh, really? You know, any sort of game where there's a question about a monkey, this chick is going to fight Jonas. Oh, dude.
She is going to fight Jonas. We've played games, and if the game has to do with something to do with monkeys, Ashley will throw out these crazy antics. And you're like, what are you talking about? And she's like, I know about monkeys. She was raised by them. That's right. That's right. See? Cecilia's a monkey. No, she's not. She is not a monkey. She is not. She is my guardian angel. That's right. She's Ashley's guardian angel. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Have you had someone in your life,
have someone in your life or are someone in someone's life that's real ultra competitive to the point where it gets a little embarrassing and has turned into like fights yeah that guy sounds like a nut job yeah i did i did actually have to i did actually have to check myself recently because i was playing croquet with my husband's uh little cousins you were playing croquet yeah with my husband's little cousins and i was winning and i started smack talking a little bit and then looked at the face of the eight-year-old in total defeat and had to go, hey, check yourself, ladies.
It was a little late for that. That's fantastic. Jeez. But, I mean, I did win. That's really all that matters. 570-1053 is our phone number. Mikey Show, who's this? This is P1 Justang. What's up, dude? I'm super competitive. My brother and I used to play whiffle ball out the front yard, and a lot of times it would turn into, like, me charging the mound and just a full-out nail. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. Wow. I've seen it happen. I've seen it happen.
Thank you, dude. You got it. It seems like a very innocent thing, but it turns into something gnarly. Well, I don't know what it is in my personality that is like this, but I mean, I feel like when I'm in a competition, I'm letting somebody down if I lose. I feel that way. When I lost the Olympic challenge to Rob, like it bothered me probably all weekend. Yeah, but you weren't letting anybody down. I feel like I was letting some people that were cheering me on down for sure. Okay, I get what you're saying. You know, and that archery thing is still in my craw.
Right. Because. It wasn't your fault. It was that guy. There was a guy behind me. He was coaching me. Yeah, we heard the story like 12 times. And he told me, lower, lower. Right. And I shouldn't have listened to him. Oh, that was so good that day. Yeah. That was so good. It's not even funny how good I was. It was like, I mean, every time he would try to top me or get a little bit closer, I, out of the blue, no training, I look like a goofball. I mean, I look great because I was dressed like Robin Hood that day. We should, can we frame?
Does it make it worse that he won the contest just as Robin Hood? Yes, Mike, it does make it worse. I'm still mad about it. We should get a picture of me shooting while you're in the background and frame that for the studio. I still have the winning arrow in my car if you want me to go get it. Hey, Matthew, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Put it in your eye. I get way too competitive with video games, specifically Halo 3. I'm married, and my gaming system is actually in the living room, and when I'm playing, I forget about who's around the room or anything. I've actually broken multiple controllers from throwing it across the room
and one plasma screen TV. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Wow. That's crazy. You'd get so mad, you'd just throw the remote. Yeah, and I play with my roommate all the time. We're both in the military. Yep. And we play online all the time. That's usually all we play. And we will get to a point to where we will actually throw stuff and curse and all sorts of stuff just over a video game. Wow. Demper Fi. Thank you for the call. P1, Jackie, are you there? Yeah, I'm here.
What happens with you? Okay, so we place categories, my in-laws and I do. Right. And my brother-in-law gets so competitive that if you have one thing on there that doesn't make sense to him, he will argue to the point where I am almost on the verge of crying. Oh, my God. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. It makes you feel like what you're coming up with is so stupid. Wow. We can't relate here.
She plays Scattergories of the Mikey Show sometime at Skye's house. I thought we banned Scattergories after the last time. After Skye and my wife have had a couple of glasses of wine. Eddie's had a couple of Captains and Coke. If you bring in the wine, it makes it worse. Oh, I'm telling you, man. Well, they always try to cheat. Hey. Thank you. You and your husband do try and cheat. We do not. Yes, you do. Polio. And you have an alliance. Oh, yeah. Afraid of polio? Yeah, thank you, Mike. Hey. Petrified. Being soulmates isn't an alliance, okay? We're just that in tune.
Wow. Did that just happen? Did she just say on the radio? We're just that in tune, okay? It's like one. It's true. Being soulmates is not cheating? Is that what you say? Yeah, Mike. I mean, it's like if you had a twin, you know? You couldn't fault the twins for, like, thinking some of the same thoughts. I 100% see what you're saying. Thank you, Ash. I 0% see what you're saying. I would put that at zero percent. Thank you, Mikey.
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let me ask i didn't ask for you to answer a question did you ask me a question good let me answer it then then you don't know me i'd never do that never because this game of football is about teaching this i am a living example of what fight is about living example of it i believe in what i'm doing 100 i'm gonna fight every single day that i have that opportunity i owe the game of football that i owe every kid in this community that don't ever say that to me Oh, my.
I have a question, Mr. Marinelli. Mr. Marinelli? Yes. But would you ever quit? Would you ever? Okay. Listen. Would you ever have enough of this and just say, you know, for your sanity? Do you know me? Have you ever met me before? Have we ever had lunch together? Sir, only during these press conferences. I finish every meal. I don't even quit those. I don't quit. Sir. If I got a... Sir, I have a question. What?
I have a question. Yes. Have you ever, in the past, have you ever smoked cigarettes? Well, back in the day, yeah, I smoked cigarettes. Do you still smoke cigarettes? No, of course not. They're bad for you. Sir, are you saying, sir, you quit? Oh. I'm sorry. Listen. Sir. How dare you? I apologize. Technically, you quit. 570-1053. It's a Mikey show.
You can text us at 35253. Do you have somebody in your life that's a nut when you play board games or anything? Competitively. They freak out. I think Sky would be... Yeah, I agree. Sometimes Eddie gets a little competitive. Sometimes he gets a little competitive. All the time. Hey, P1, Brian. Brian, are you there? Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, so I've actually gone to therapy because of my competitiveness. No way.
Totally. I'm being so dead serious. I was the kind of guy, like, I like the really long, drawn-out games, Risk, Monopoly. Right. You know, things like that. And I would be, like, rude and mean while I'm playing, you know, really, you know, and stuff like that. And my wife, who we were dating at the time, I never played. One time I was really into board games, and I was like, oh, I'm fucked, so let's do it. Start playing, and they are. I'm about to break up with you over your phone. I'm very competitive about the sound of phone calls from morning show to morning show. And I feel like the other show's phones sound better than this right now.
Yeah, they're winning right now. Yeah, they're winning. Bro, there you go. That's much better. Now you're back together. In the backwoods of Vista. I'm sorry. I'm pulling over right now. Am I clear? Are there really, is there such a thing as the backwoods of Vista, though? Is that, okay. It's kind of back the valley. Let's call it back the valley. Got it. Let's call it that. There's some rural areas. Thank you. Okay, I apologize for that, guys. It's much better now. Okay, perfect, perfect. So, you know, I'm playing with my wife's family, what we were dating at the time, and they're so not competitive, they get excited when other people win and cheer other people on, you know, which I think is ironic.
What Eddie said earlier was, you know, you play to win, they totally don't. They play for someone else to win. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. So we're doing it. We're playing it. And I'm just, I win. We play Monopoly. Just totally dominated. Yeah, you did. You know, spiked my piece on the ground. Oh, gosh. He spikes the little hat on the ground. Somebody has won at Monopoly? Yeah, I didn't know that was fun. That's great. He never gets that far for you? Is that what you're saying? I've never finished an entire game of Monopoly. Never gets that far.
Ever. I like the long, long game. I drag him out and stuff. So anyways, you know, my wife, my girlfriend, I was like, yeah, you know, this isn't going to work out. You're kind of weird and stuff. So I talked to my mom, my friends about it, and they're like, maybe you should go get therapy because they all liked my wife, you know, and thought we were a good match. So I'm like, okay, whatever, I'll try it out. And the therapist actually told me to try to start playing games that I stuck at. Be okay with losing. I like it. I like it. You're like, I don't suck at any games. So I picked up golf. Oh, there you go.
I was absolutely miserable, and I'm getting a lot better. And I go to her family all the time. She has two brothers who are collegiate golfers, both stretch golfers. So, obviously, I'm going to lose every time. Sure, that'll teach you. Every time. But the thing is, it still drives me crazy. They don't care that they win. Someone else gets an awesome shot or makes, you know, a long one pot or something to a high five. Which, I respect the high five, but I would be like fish pumping in your face. That's fantastic. That's why you went to counseling. Hey, listen. Pretty much affects everybody.
We got a guy on the line right now. P1 Avocado. He almost got into a physical altercation with his cousin over a game. I just want to let you know, they're both pastors. P1 Avocado? Yeah, what's up, Mikey? What happened? Every year we have our annual picnic, our church picnic. And we're cousins, so we went to high school together, too. So we've been competitive all our life. But we're at our church picnic, and there was a play at home. And he's like 280, 290.
Right. I'm like 230. And I didn't even have the ball yet, but I was on the baseline. And he lays me out like I went airborne and everything. And then when I get up, like we go face to face, and I'm like yelling at him, like, what are you doing, dude? You know, I didn't even have the ball. And then he was like, dude, you're on the baseline. You got to, you know, and then like we started arguing and like to where we were in each other's face. And then it kind of clicked. We had to remember that we were at our church picnic. No way, Jose. That's awesome.
You'll pick that up later, I guess, is what you'll do. You'll pick up where you left off later. Yeah, maybe go to a preschool and cash it out there. Thanks for the call. Yeah, I just found out, because I didn't know this, but I guess even in those intramural flag football games, apparently those guys, they get pretty into it. Oh, for sure. I didn't know that. and this whole idea of, oh, just pull the flag. Not so much. Kind of goes out the window with these guys. And, yeah, it's a little smash mouth.
A lot of them are former football players who played in high school and college. You know, they didn't make it to the pros but still love the game. And so, you know, those guys, they only know one speed. P1 Horchata, are you there? Yes. He almost broke up with his girlfriend over a game of what? Madden. Mm-hmm. What? Wow. It was ugly, dude. What happened? All right, first off, I just want to say you guys are all great. You're all spectacular. Thank you, brother. All right, what happened is we're just hanging out around the pad, lollygagging around, nothing to do,
and she ends up coming up with the idea to throw on some Madden. So I'm like, okay, throw on some Madden. Dude, she ends up putting one of the worst whoopings on me of all time. Dude, it was pitiful. By the third quarter, it was about like 45 to 7. Oh, my. Dude, I threw the controller at the wall. It, like, shattered. We got in a huge argument. I kicked her out. We almost broke up. Oh, wow. It was very ugly. He couldn't handle it. Wow. Dude, I got beat by a girl. Yeah, it was your man pride. I just whooped. Man pride.
Yeah. That happened. Your man pride kicked in. Yeah, definitely, dude. Oh, wow. Wow. Hey. P1 Road Rage says that when he's, you know, doing little go-karts and stuff, drive people into the wall if he has to. Oh, wow. Violence. Right? Hey, Mikey, how you doing? Good, man. So you're not shy about putting somebody in the wall. Oh, no. I'm standing in line waiting to get into the go-kart to make some of these people up. Fantastic.
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I don't recognize one song when Zeth does it. It's all like, you know. Indie rock. Indie rock, you know. I don't recognize one song. Yeah, beat tracks. Yeah, and when Rob is in there picking the music, it's all giant pop hits. He loves Quentin Stefani for some reason. He does. He's so good. Welcome back. It's 8-16. Khloe Kardashian says that her sister Kim is glad to be off Dancing with the Stars. Okay, listen.
Kurt Warner is a sensitive cat. You know that play where Anquan Boldin got hurt a couple weeks ago where he got smashed? Where Kurt Warner threw the ball. I mean, Layton, like, why is he even throwing the ball at that point? He's trying to win the game, Mike. Eddie, they couldn't win the game. He's trying to win the game, Mike. They were 100 points. Here's the deal. He considered retiring after Anquan Bolden got injured because he felt it was his fault for throwing the ball too high. Well, I mean, he put it out there. Well, I don't want to make him feel worse.
First of all, the guy made the catch. Anquan Bolden, you know, or he almost made the catch. But, I mean, it was a decent throw. It wasn't a bad throw. Eddie, what's he throwing the ball that late in the game? Trying to win the game. They were not in. They're trying to win the game. Oh, no. What are you going to do? Just give up? Come on. You sit on the ball. Come on. You sit on the ball. Run the ball. Run it. What? So, yeah, he told his wife, I think I'm going to quit. Wow. The guilt was getting to him. He said, look what I did.
I put this man's career. Life. Life in jeopardy. Late in the game, the other team's up by two touchdowns. Two minutes left. He's throwing the ball to the ankle. He tried to win the game. No, it was more than two touchdowns. Oh, wow. Look at this. Look at this. It got hurt. Oh, I'm going to quit. Eddie Van Halen is engaged.
Yeah. To whom? I don't know. Some chick named Janie. She's 38 years old. He's 53. I Googled some images of her. How does he know her? What does she do? I don't know, Mike. You're yelling. I think she's in the entertainment industry because when I Googled her. Just to get Valerie back, she's the spokesperson for Weight Watchers probably. That'd be smart. Yeah, so, you know, she's a pretty gal. Kind of reminds me of Valerie a bit with the, you know, the dark hair and everything. People have a type.
Yeah, definitely. You can definitely see that when you look at her and then, you know, Valerie. What's her name? Janie. And here, I'll spell the last name for you. L-I-S. Janie Lane, the former lead singer of Warren? Wow. Z-E-W-S-K-I. Sky, pronounce that. No. Come on. Liszewski. Oh, wow. I bet that's exactly it. Look at this. Kids on fire. I've been practicing for the 28-hour show. That's fantastic.
I bet it's Liszewski. Anita Notay Rajase. Rajase. Omid Popal. Oh, Omid Popal, yeah. Tay Boyan. Tay Boyan. Esenar. Currier. Thank you, Sean. Mohamed Salih Ahmed Murray. Who is that? Mohamed Ibrahim Fouad El-Shawai. Is this an associate? Hangzihu. Wait a minute. That person, I don't recognize the name or who it is. Dango O.
O? O. O. O. O. All right. So, would you get a picture of her? Yeah, what do you think, Eddie? Is she cute? You tell me. Let me see. There she is. What do you think? She's all right. I mean, the way Eddie looks now, it's like, yeah. I could forget this one. Yeah, so Eddie got down on one knee and proposed while they were vacationing in Hawaii. You know, it hurts, but it feels so good. They were in a private room inside of Tiffany's when he did that, and they planned.
Oh, my God. It's like Sweet Home Alabama. I know. It's so awesome. It's like he closed down the whole store. Oh, my God. Oh, oh. So they plan to... I love you, McSteamer. Tie the knot in McSteamy. They plan to tie the knot in two. I know you'll like them. I love them. Oh, there's two. Oh, there's two. There's a McSteamy and a McSteamy. My wife had never heard this song when I played it for her, and when I played it for her, she didn't get it. She felt like... How could you not get it? She felt like it sounded like a hair band. She thought it sounded like a hair band.
Oh, wow. This is the greatest music. Eddie is doing a walk. He's doing the Van Halen walk. That's good stuff. Eddie, what was the best time you saw Van Halen? What was your favorite time you saw them? No question about it. No question. No question about it. No question. The time that we rushed the stage and Eddie Van Halen came over and tried to give you a pick
and you were so frozen with delight that you wouldn't take the pick. Yeah, I couldn't open my hand. And you physically had to pry your hand open and tell you, take the pick, man. Take it. Really? I was so freaked out. What? When was this? How old were you guys? I was probably like 16. Oh my gosh. Shoreline Amphitheater. And he's putting the pick in my hand And I'm so geeked out. I'm, like, staring at him. I can't open my hand. And he puts a pic in my hand and goes, take it, man, take it.
I'm looking at him like, what are you doing, dude? I know it. Take the pic. Yeah. My mom threw that pic out. It was ratty. That's not true. I don't believe that. Amen. Let it go. What made that concert even more special is we camped out all night to get those tickets. Yeah, we did. That was back in the days when you could do that. And we stayed awake all night. We were, I think, were we first in line or second in line? First in line. Yeah. And we got like third row tickets. Dude, the tickets were. Awesome. Amazing. Awesome. Amazing.
Killed it. That was great. Yeah. That was fantastic. Well, there it is. Eddie Van Halen's going to get remarried. Congratulations. Sean, I'll have you know that Shannon Doherty is also a germaphobe. And she is now talking about it. Finally, someone speaks out. That's right. It's time to break that silence, Mike. Just so you know, Sean, she was probably disgusted by the peach pit the whole time, and we never even knew it. Wow.
Don't blame her. She spits in the general direction of Joey Tata. That is 100% correct. Because he doesn't wash his hands after he comes out of the bathroom from the pit. He gets right back on the grill. And makes a mega burger? Yeah. A mega burger. Right after he hadn't washed his hands. And have you noticed no hair net? The guy didn't even wear a hair net. In his case, a hair net. A hair net. A hair net. A hair net. She should wear a hair net. Yeah, so she says she's not as, like, germaphobe as, like, Howard Hughes. She describes that as being on, like.
Oh, she's not urinating in bottles is what she's trying to let us all know. She says she's not on that freak level. But she does say that. Freak level, Sean. Those are her words. but she does talk about how if she's gonna have i don't do any of that crazy stuff she says if she is gonna vacuum drapes in the middle of the night in all seriousness i'm just clean you vacuum it's not like i don't have a a problem let's shake hands i'm not like a No, I don't want to shake your hand.
He doesn't want... Eddie has his hand extended in friendship. They're clean hands. I don't care. He didn't... Eddie, he didn't observe you. Okay, that... Eddie wiped his face. See what I'm talking about? Eddie, he didn't observe your cleaning practice. Well, let's go in the bathroom. I'll scrub my hands. And then we can shake hands. Sean? What if you observed him washing his hands? No, Sean doesn't even like the conversation. I don't think so. I don't think I feel comfortable doing that.
No. Take a phone in there. You can, uh... What do you think, Sean? I'll watch, but I won't guarantee that I'm shaking his hand. I won't guarantee that. I think that's fair. Because... Because I don't know what I'm about to see. So if he washes his hands thoroughly enough for you, then you'll shake his hand. No. No? I'm not making any promises. There's a chance. that you might shake his hand? Well, I don't understand. If he washed his hands to your liking, to your satisfaction,
you would think that you would shake his hand, but you're saying that's not necessarily true. I don't know that I'm going to feel comfortable doing that. Oh, boy. But he's just clean. He doesn't have a problem. He's just clean. Glad someone gets it. He vacuumed drapes at our house at 3 o'clock in the morning. It wasn't 3 o'clock in the morning. It was 3. It was like midnight. No. That makes it better. Why'd you vacuum the drapes?
I told you, man. Because they? Because they have dust. Fecal matter. No. I think at the time he said that those particles are in the air. Hey, Sean. He's just clean. Tell Skye and Eddie about what you were stressed out about before coming here from San Jose. Oh, I don't want to get into the whole thing. We'll make it short. Yeah.
All right. Well, okay. We'll make it short. I have a... No, call it what you called it. Don't change the name of it. Call it what you called it. And understand, this is a very, very large man. He's 6'4", 6'4", 6'3", 260. He is on the air. He can be very, very, I don't know, have a very strong personality, right?
I mean, when he goes on the attack, you've seen that sometimes it can be pretty rough, right, Sky? Oh, yeah. I'm sure Eddie would agree with that, too. Duh. And, Sean, what was it that you had that you were concerned about? I was, Mike, I was concerned that. What did he just do? What did he just do? They're joking about my weight. That's what good friends do, right? How were they doing that? You said 260. Yeah. I just wrote on a little piece of paper to Sean, 260, question mark.
And then what did Sean do? What did Sean write back? And Sean crossed out the two and wrote four, six. All while we were on the air. Yes. But anyway. All right. We can move on now. So what was the deal? We can move on. What were you? No, no, no. I was concerned because normally when I travel, I have this little scrubby that I take with me. Scrubby? It's a scrubby. What is, what do you, what's a scrubby? It's a shiny. Is it like a sponge? Sean, what's a falloofah?
What's a scrubby? Tell us about your scrubby. Do you use it before or after? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. I think a lot of people... I don't know. What do you call it, Tim? What do you call it? What is it? I don't even know what it is. You call it a shower sponge. It's the thing that you get in a drugstore. I've never heard of that. You do wipe off your germies. It's a scrubby. You have to exfoliate. It's a scrubby. Sean called it a... I'm okay with that. It's right next to the potty in the bathroom. The scrubby's next to the potty. And helps get all the dead skin off your tummy.
I know exactly what you mean. Helps to clean your tummy. Don't you push that mic away. Eddie pushed it back. I get this, Sean. I got one of those. Mine's purple. Hey, Ashley's is probably pink, right? Yeah, mine is purple. Oh, yeah. Well, that might be. My wife has light green. There you go. Oh, a sea green, perhaps. It is, yes. Pretty cool. My wife's is a dainty white. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, wow. Sean, what color is your scrubby? But that's not even the point.
What was the point? So what was stressing you out, Sean? What was stressing you out? I didn't want to bring this shower sponge because it's small. It's a travel size. It's very small. I don't like it. You can't get a decent lather. Travel scrubby. And you have one that you... Do you have one that's, like, holds a particular place in your heart? Oh, you... No, you know what I mean. You know what I mean. Yeah, you get used to certain things. He has... Look, my wife... He has, like, a whoopee scrubby.
Oh, whoopee. But it's different, right, Sean? What's different about it? Look. Uh-oh. It's, like, it's custom. It's like a handmade one. Did you go to like Jesse James and have him custom build it? Is there flames on it? No. Did you have to take a mold of your body before they can make one? Yeah. How do you get a custom scrubby? They take a mold, right? Yeah. I think that's how they do it. They have you lay in a big, what do they call those? Carbonite.
Yeah. No, they have you lay in a big mold, and they pour into it. They pour like this latex. That gooey stuff. Yeah, and then they pull out, and then they custom make it. It should survive the carbonite freezing process. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Real good. Scrubby.com. Yo, man, what's up? Sean's leaning back with his eyes closed. So you got a custom scrubby. And he wanted to bring it here. Why didn't he?
He didn't want to lose it, I'm sure. No, no, no. He wanted to sanitize it for travel. I was trying to wash it in the... You're washing the thing that you wash your body with? In the washing machine, Eddie. Of course. What? What's the setting? You guys act like that's weird. Well, you put soap on the scrubby. It's like taking your bar of soap and putting it in the washing machine. Oh, he explained. He explained. Okay. He explained. All right. Look, over time, the center of the shower sponge where the rope goes around, it collects stuff. Just, you know, debris, soap.
Debris. You know, whatever. Follicles, I get that. Like an old car? Like what kind of debris? I get that. No, just like a tire. Oh, okay. Nothing too crazy. No, no. Come on, Eddie. Whatever. So, I usually take it once a week. And I take one towel. I put the towel around the inside of the washing machine. Sean, you realize that the dictionary defines the word debris as typically something wrecked or destroyed. Uh-oh.
Oh, boy. Don't shut down on us, Sean. Which, that seems a bit, you know, dramatic that he would use that word. That can't be the only definition. That can't be the only definition. Loose, natural material consisting especially of broken pieces of rock. Sean has the international body language for, and thank you. So, this time, I didn't have a towel to put in there with it. All the towels were clean. And I didn't want to put a clean one in there, so I just threw the shower sponge in there.
And the washing machine kept going off the house. No, no, no. Tell us about the washing machine settings. What did you do there? Oh. Well, I wanted it clean. I put it on hot, hot. And I put double detergent in. Oh, my gosh. One item, a scrubby in the washing machine, double the detergent. It's like the scene from the Brady Bunch where they added too much detergent. I talked to a washing machine repair man once because we had a problem once a while ago. And he was saying that, yeah, it's like you never need to use a heavy-duty setting unless you're like rolling around in glue.
And you don't even need to use the standard amount of detergent. So I can't imagine using double detergent and hot, hot for a scrubby. He wants it to be washed and hot. He wants it to be rinsed and hot. and what happened how is it going to get clean it kept going off balance mike and so for about six hours i kept going back and forth that stupid stupid washing machine it would shut itself off it would shut itself off because there was no balance there wasn't anything it well there's nothing in it there's nothing in the washing machine so the washing machine was sensing there
was something there's nothing in me i'm not gonna i'm not gonna needlessly it's sensing you're wasting a lot of water and energy right right now is what it's sensing. I don't know about that. So Sean kept going in there from three in the afternoon to what time? Nine at night. Pressing start, start, start. And it would go to like a certain point. It would stop. It kept stopping. Well, clearly there is a reason. Yeah, I know. I figured that out. I know. Well, finally his wife had had enough. She told me to stop. Thank goodness.
She said, stop doing this. Stop it. You know where you grab your loved one's hands? And the person that you love, the person you love, you grab their hands and you say, stop this. You get a lower voice and you say, stop this. And you say, I beg of you. I beg of you. You hold their hands. You say, stop this. And then you say, I beg of you. Exactly, Mike. You need help. You say, I love you. I love you. You need help. And so what did she say to you then? She said to stop, you know, and that she would take care of it, but it's not going to be ready for your trip, in time for your trip.
That was 9.30 at night, the night before I left, and there wasn't enough time to clean it, like in the sink. I wasn't going to stay up for another 45 minutes. There's no way. Andy says that it needed to air dry. I usually air dry it. I don't like it in the dryer, obviously. There's lint. There's all kinds of stuff in there. Obviously. Thank you. That was exhausting. You're exhausting. Uh-oh.
So when we got here, he asked me if we could go to a drugstore. The scrubby store? The scrubby store. I heard you can get them at the mall. A reference that people don't even know. It's the first thing he said this entire break. Yes! I mean, Rob, really. I win. I mean, four people get that, and they're all here in the room. It was brilliant. Any chance that Rob has to take a dig at Sky, that is a reference to something that happened off the air in our office yesterday. So don't go away.
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So let me wrap up this Sean thing. Oh, the scrubby. Scrubby. So he asked, can we go to a drugstore so that he could get a scrubby? I just wanted to get one that was a decent size, and there was no way I would be able to take a shower without one. I don't use a washcloth. I hate that, and I can't obviously just use my hands. It's gross. That's gross. So he was stressing about it. A little bit. And I know that there is a drugstore by my house. You didn't tell me that, though.
I didn't say that, that there was one right by my house. Okay. So we passed by a shopping center, and it was like someone had turned the heat on in the car for me. So Sean screamed like a girl That's a bit of an exaggeration Yes That's bad Oh what a dork Like A.O. Yes He screamed like A.O. Freaked out
Hey dude Can we stop there? I didn't do that I said there's a drugstore of my house okay okay well hold on though because you passed like there were two places that i just didn't say anything about and so once we got to the third place it was like okay what is going yeah like he's forgot i think he's forgotten there's several stores on a street i don't oh no what am i gonna do that's right and then you said something about it this morning right like you did something to it did you do something to it like did you get it and wash it
Modify it? Well, I soaked it overnight. Is that what you mean? Is that what you said that this morning? Why is that funny? Why do you need to soak it? It's new. It's new. Exactly. It's brand new. You don't know where it's been. I know this has never been used before. It went on a world tour. Could have been in a donkey's mouth. What do you mean, I don't know where it's been? Well, it's not like it comes hermetically sealed. Yeah. But it doesn't come out of a kangaroo's pouch either. We know that. Willie Nelson's beard. Yeah, it came out of Willie Nelson's beard. Hold on, though.
It's got to get from, you know, the factory to the de-split. To the display, which is, no, don't check out, which means what? Like, there's just poop oil in the way? No, but someone put it there, okay? Monkey brains. Who was that person? Where had their hands been? Well, once you put it in the water and the soap, you know? On the other UPS boxes? What about the clerk at the store that puts it inside the display case? Clearly AIDS. Yes, he could have dripped AIDS all over it. Yeah, total AIDS. Totally AIDS hands. I washed it, big deal. I washed it.
Wow. Sorry. You soaked it. Well, I soaked it, but I washed it. Do you sometimes hate yourself? No. That question is just a legitimate question. That question is out of line. Can you answer the question, please? 570-1053. Well, Shannon Doherty and Sean are in the same situation. She admitted that she is, in fact, a germaphone, too. P1 Scrubby is on the line. Oh, good. Perfect. We will now talk to P1 Scrubby. What's up?
Hey, yeah, like I was telling B-Rob, and Sean's right. Those things are made in China, so you don't know what they're made out of. They could have bird flu on them. Yeah. Thank you. They could be dipped in bird flu and soy sauce. There could be a little gymnast inside. Who knows? Who knows? There could be a little tiny gymnast that's like underage. Yelmin pops out. That's right. There could be a panda bear inside of a possession of China. There could be a panda bear. Bye-ya! Hello. Shut up, Eddie. What a jerk.
You shut up, too. This says Sean is right. Those things need to be washed. Bacteria begins to grow in or on them. Saw it on the news. You guys are great. Thanks, P1Z. Ah, thank you. Really? Thank you. You know what? I saw it on YouTube. Oh. You know how many deaths are attributed to scrubbies every year? Seriously. I mean, too many to mention. It's an epidemic, right? It is. That's right. Like our Darfur. Somebody's sick, and you're like, it's our Darfur. That is the word. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ouch. No.
No. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Stop, stop, stop. He's not at all right there. Darfur hurt a little. Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Knock the air right out of us. Mikey, those scrubbies have more bacteria than a kitchen sink. It's so much better to use a cloth. Tell Sean I'm disappointed. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Tell Sean I'm disappointed that he doesn't buy one every week. Don't worry, he doesn't have to.
Why, Sean? I clean it. Every week. Yeah, what's wrong with a washcloth? Oh, no way, man. What's the problem? A washcloth, you cannot get clean with a washcloth. There's no way to get clean. There's no way to get a lather with the gel. Yeah, first of all, you can't get a lather, But also, there's no, like, abrasiveness. There's no abrasiveness. There's some exfoliating soap. Well, okay, yeah. Well, I'll pour gold on it, too. Why should I do that? Why should I make up for the shortcomings of the washcloth when I could just get a shower?
Well, because the scrubby grows bacteria. You can use a fresh washcloth every time. Right. It grows bacteria if you don't take care of it, if you don't manage it. Wash your scrubby every single day. Skye, she washes it every week, which is what I was getting to. So bacteria can't grow overnight. It doesn't grow every day. Sean, that's what, see that, yeah, this person thought so. We got a text message that says, tell Sean that every day you have the same scrubby. It's going to accumulate a thousand times more bacteria in it. If you don't take care of it. Do you soak it in hot water every day? No, no, but.
What does your mom think about this? You're asking Sean what his mom thinks about this? I mean, Eddie, that's neither here nor there. But why his mom? Why would you ask him? She's close to him. I figure that it is relevant to the conversation. I don't see how that would work. I'm not here. What does she use when she showers? Oh, Eddie. No, hold on. Hold on. Maybe it's Blaine. Maybe it's Blaine. Hold on. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Maybe it came. Maybe it came from her. That's why he's like, I don't, I'm trying to get to the root of this. Sean just pushed the mic away.
Sean has a milk. Hold on. Ashley. What? Wow. I went to a weird place. What did she say? That's for sure. Something's probably inappropriate. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 5701053. Gosh, Eddie, you're really out of control. Purity. Oh. Total purity. Total purity. Sky wants to know what is going on with Russell Crowe and his whole look. Is he like a BG?
No, no, no. He's either a BG or he's becoming a conductor of a symphony orchestra. He's very insulated. He's got long, curly locks now. Sort of an analogy in that. Oh, he's reaching behind like a gal and he's pulling it back. Oh, and he's doing the over the ear. And the flick. The new leasinger of Skid Row, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much. He's in front of him and he's knocking things off. And, you know, he might be causing a great deal of pain from 10... Pine. I mean, you think he'd clean up the facial hair a little bit. I mean, he doesn't have to get rid of the beard. You could just clean it up. You're on that tradition. Ash, why don't you ask him why he's so serious?
He was saying that, you know, in the... Why he's so serious. That was Heath Ledger, everybody. Well said. You can see her face when she does. You've got to see the face. You've got to see the face and the fingers. Thank you. Wow. Well done. She really gets into character. She sure does. Well said. Kevin Bacon is developing a series for Showtime about John Wilkes Booth. Give me the match game theme, please, Shawnee. Ashley.
John Wilkes Booth. You should ask her who Kevin Bacon is first. Ashley, John Wilkes Booth. Yeah. Who is he? Eddie's giving her the one-pointer. That's a different kind of one-pointer you gave Eddie. Well, but you count the thumb, because sometimes I think my thumb would count for me, too. What do you call those? The fashion flip. The fashion flip. Sorry.
Ashley, John Wilkes Booth. He is the guy that assassinated John Lennon. Electric. That is... Monday, we talked about this. Yes, we did. That is incorrect. He is the guy that assassinated Nixon. Nixon? Wow. You'll get there. Work it out. Work it out. So mad at our system. Work it out. He is the guy that assassinated Martin Luther King. Keep working it out.
Martin Luther King. Yes. Martin. He is the guy that assassinated Abraham Lincoln. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. We have a winner. Bravo, you get it. We got it on the first try. We got it on the first try. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. P1 Israel's on the line. What's going on? Hey, what's going on, man? This is the first time I'm listening to this show. What's happening? That's cool. Yeah, like I don't listen to the radio because I got a collection of festival of CDs. Right, right.
And, like, I'm listening to this guy's story about his feet. And I'm like, dude, that's me. You do that, too. You are a germaphobe. Not as much as he is. That's just a little overkill. No one is. No one is. That's not true. Shannon Doherty. You would be behind bars. That's right. Or wearing a straight jacket. Yeah. But, like, yeah, no, no, no. You're a first-time listener, Israel? Yeah, I've never listened to the radio before. Right on.
Well, first of all, we want to welcome you to the show. Oh, yeah. And second of all, we want to let you know that Sean doesn't live here. He lives in the Bay Area, and he's our sound effects guy. He connects on the air with us every day via satellite, but he's in town right now because tomorrow we're doing a 28-hour marathon on the radio. Oh, that's cool. Well, he's come down here before Israel, and he vacuums the drapes in the room that we let him stay in at our house. Oh, one time. I heard that. I heard that. I do that sometimes. You have an attachment that you use to vacuum your drapes. An attachment?
Sean, you can relate. I can relate. Don't applaud that behavior. This guy, he's one of my people. Oh. You're one of his, Israel. Good job, dude. Because when there's like a little layer of grayness in my cushion, I have to clean it. Because I'm like, oh my God. So does Sean. You guys have a lot in common. Thank you for the call, Israel. And we're glad you're listening. Total lovers. Thank you for listening. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. This one's for you guys. Thank you. Our text number is 35253.
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I say it, that he's not getting the better end of the deal, you are. He is making these cars go. He's having them move. He's doing it so that they make a name for themselves. BMW Encinitas is the number one dealership in San Diego, but you make out in that deal. And I know them and I know the kind of business they do there.
And I sat in on one of the staff meetings before we started this whole campaign. And I wanted to be sure that P1s were going to get a good deal. And I heard him say myself sitting at a big conference room table. I heard him say myself to his staff, make sure that the Mikey Show P1s are treated well. Sorry, Brian. I'm just doing my best Brian imitation.
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Most commonly. I'm trying to think of a way to dispute this. According to who? I mean, what's up with the grassy knoll? I thought, doesn't the grassy knowl have something? It's in here. Was it from Big Fat Pauls? Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Ever since I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster. Yes. I know I'd go from rags to riches If you would only say you care
Good job, kid. You took your first pitch like a man. It's 9.03. Misty May Traynor announced last night that she has to quit Dancing with the Stars after she tore her Achilles tendon during practice. Eagles running back Brian Westbrook suffers broken ribs in his return against Washington on Sunday. Oh. But in my heart I'd be a king. Hey, Mikey, in case you forgot, 28-hour show's 21 hours away. Can't wait. Thank you for that. Let's do this, it says.
I'm ready, guys. Eddie? Yo. How do you do that to us when you keep saying, I'm ready for this? I'm really excited. It's psyching me out. Psyching you out? She's be psyching you up, brother. Let's do it. Okay. Wow. Hey. I'm fired up, man. I like your energy, Eddie. We got so many cool things planned tomorrow. How could you not be fired up? Awesome. I almost just threw up right there. Oh, this time tomorrow, this time tomorrow, Mike, these broads over here, team fat. What are they?
Team Sam. Team Sam. Team Sass. Sass. Chantelle, Ashley, Skye, Sass. Team Sass is going to be paying off the battle of the sexes back. How great is that? Dressing up in Hooters girls outfits. I mean, it's awesome. Is this going to be going on outside? Outside, on the stage. Oh, my gosh. Craziness. It's going to be outrageous to see them. That's crazy. Finally paying this sucker off. Eating us chicken wings. That's right. Hysterical.
Tomorrow. Hey, listen, there's so many things happening live out there on that stage. It's going to be incredible. That Mikey Idol is going to be cool. Oh, yeah. I don't know what any of you guys are doing. That's how secretive it is. But not competitive. I mean. No, no, no. No, no, we're not competitive. I'm doing it for the fun of it. Me too. For the love of the game. Yep. And it's going to go by, they're going to do it by sort of crowd participation. So we'll get the crowd to make noise for who they want to win. And whoever scores higher on the decibel counter, we're actually going to have a decibel counter,
will be the winner. The times that we're living in right now are very, very tough economic times. All of us, in one way or another, have felt the crunch. In fact, there's an awful story that we had not got to about a guy in L.A. Killed his family and himself because of financial troubles. They were talking about it on the Today Show this morning. And the economy is easily the number one issue amongst people right now in electing a new president. It's the biggest issue, is the economy.
And the media is not really helping because when you sign on to CNN, they're showing guys on Wall Street with their hands over their eyes and they're just, you know, it's making it even worse. But the truth is, is that a lot of you guys probably know people that have been affected by it. I feel like the Mikey show cannot exist just for us to do the bits and do all that. I mean, all that stuff is great. But even the 28-hour show tomorrow, we're going to be raising money for Children's Hospital. And honestly, I don't know that I've ever really said this on the radio.
I know I've said it off the radio. But I don't feel like – there was a time where I used to think that I was made to do this, to be a broadcaster, And it's the only thing I can do at a professional level and that that's what God made me to be was a performer and, you know, and specifically on the radio. And I don't think that anymore. I honestly think that the reason that I should be on the radio is to do stuff for his glory and to help him helping others. And at the end of the show on Friday, I do the testimony and try to help others.
And we have a friend, Rebecca and I have a friend named Larry, and he's a really cool dude. This cat can light up a room, and he just is one of those guys that his personality is infectious. Just gets you in a good mood. And he has been going through some times. He's a friend of mine. Larry, you there? Yeah, Mike, I'm here. How are you doing this morning, man? I'm good, man. How are you doing? Doing outstanding, thanks. Hey, I wanted to see if there are any P1s listening right now that either have kind of a, may have something going on where they can have an opportunity or know of an opportunity.
And I'm going to let you get to know Larry a little bit. Larry, tell people what you do. Man, that's a loaded question. Well, first and foremost, I'm a family man. I'm sure there's a lot of San Diegans out there, but I consider myself a sales professional. In a nutshell, after eight years in the Marine Corps, I fell into sales and management in the car business at first. I transitioned over to the mortgage side of the house on the wholesale end, and just recently I took a job with a company that's actually an automotive finance training company. It's called JM&A, Jim Rannon Associates out of Florida.
And that job trained me to go into finance departments, automotive finance departments across the country, and actually train their finance managers and directors and salespeople on proper compliance and actually have to do the right job in the back office. Now, this was going to be a tough job. It was tough. That's correct. Because it was going to keep him away from San Diego for kind of long periods of time, away from his family for long periods of time. but he was willing to do it, you know, put food on the table, and it was a good job. And because of the financial crisis that kind of the whole country sees itself in, what happened? Well, I went to their intense training for a couple weeks over there in Deerfield Beach, Florida.
I got my first assignment. I actually had four assignments. And after about six weeks of, you know, being away, I think I was home a total of four days, which is all good. Like you said, it was an opportunity to put food on the table. I got laid off. So, that's kind of where we are. And I know Larry. He's a good dude. And he is smart. And he is, I mean, you talk about motivated. Thanks, Mike. Guy's a smart and motivated cat. And he's a friend. And when I heard about that, I was like, oh, you got to be kidding me.
Because, you know, it's talk about just bad breaks right now. And I was talking to Rebecca about it. I said, you know, there's got to be something we can do. And I said, what are we talking about? Every morning, I'm talking to thousands of people, sometimes hundreds. Let's go millions, Mike. Yeah, exactly. Millions and billions of people. Quatrillions, I think, is what the number just was. But there are a lot of people that could potentially be listening right now. that are in a position where they can help.
And, hey, listen, you know, I just wanted to see if anybody had any kind of opportunity. And our phone lines are already starting to go. 5701053. And what I think would be really cool is to put Larry in touch with the right people. Because right now, he's unemployed. And he's motivated, smart, dependable, and ready to go right now. In other words, a perfect employee. Absolutely. Larry, what ideally do you want to do? Well, first of all, I want to get my American Express card back to me this afternoon. I appreciate that endorsement.
Right. But you know what? I want to focus on the automotive side of the house. I like to train. I like to teach. I've got 16 years of sales and marketing. And fortunately, I'm not like that gentleman in L.A. I don't plan on taking the family out. And I truly believe that when one door closes, two doors open up, Mike. And you're one of those doors. So I appreciate it. Awesome, dude. And, you know, to answer that question, I'd like to continue. Maybe in the automotive finance side of the house, there's a lot of opportunity there. Even though business is down across the board, there's always opportunity. So stay on as a trainer of some sorts in the automotive business.
I've got the skill sets, and I'd venture into some other areas, obviously. But automotive is what I know well, automotive and finance. Right on, brother. Well, if anybody can help in that regard and maybe knows of an opportunity or has an opportunity, for a dear friend of my family, and you're hearing it, I wanted to be able to, and I know we're taking five minutes out of what we normally do to do it, but I just, I love the guy and I want to help out. And so if anybody's listening that has an opportunity or knows of an opportunity, 570-1053.
You can also hit me up on the website, Mikey at KIOZ.com. And Larry, dude, I will be in touch with you and letting you know what's going on, bro. Hey, give my love to Rebecca and Jake, Mike, and I appreciate your time this morning. I mean that to you and your team. Awesome, bro. Have a good morning. Good dude. Thanks, Larry. Thanks, bro. Larry's a good dude, man. He sounds good. Super good dude. And if anybody's listening, you can't help. It'd be really, really cool. 570-1053, text us 35253. Or you can catch me on the email, Mikey at KIOZ.com.
28-hour shows tomorrow. Yeah, oh, that. And basically what we're talking there is 28 straight hours on the air with no music, no commercials, just us. Be helping out Children's Hospital. You can go online tomorrow at MikeyShow.com and give a gift. If you donate $15 or more, you get a free best-of CD that we're going to be putting out at the end of the year. And if you donate $50 or more, you will get a very limited edition Mikey Show 2008 28-hour show t-shirt. let's play p1 trivia next we'll come back and do a little of that it's a mikey show
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I'm really happy for you. And I mean, for people that are listening right now that have heard me talk about AIS and have not called yet because they're like, it must just be those people or whatever. What would you say to people that have not called about AIS yet? I would say it's for real. Check it out. Yep. It worked for you, right? It worked for me. Thanks a lot, man. It worked for Tom. It can work for you. I appreciate you calling in, Tom. 1-800-777-4247. It's AIS. Tell them that I told you to call.
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in the middle of the day and then go to bed and get like six hours of sleep or do I just go to bed early and try and get a full eight hours going into the big show? I don't know. I don't know what would be better. I'm thinking a full eight hours together is probably better for my body. Can you get on my email from that computer? Will you write a San Diego all email and see if anybody in the building has mucinex and pills? See if anybody has mucinex pills. Or should I send him?
Somebody might have him, though, right? No, don't write it. Go get him. Will you go get him for me some more that I can keep here at the station? Thank you. Seth is, like, my personal assistant, and he has, like, my PIN number. Seriously. He's, like, my only... He's the guy that I trust with my PIN number besides my wife. Oof. You trust that guy with that mustache? I know it. Look at that mustache. Should I be trusting him? I don't know about that. Mikey, I put my scrubby in the microwave. That's P1 Harmony. It's not a bad idea. I heard it kills bacteria.
Sean, you can't put that netting in the microwave. I'm sure if you put it in there for too long, yeah, it'll probably melt or something. But if it's for a short period of time and if it's damp, it'll probably work pretty good. Kill the bacteria. I'll try it. Does Sean actually eat cheese or yogurt or drink beer or anything made with bacteria? There's good kinds and there's bad kinds. There's good bacteria, there's bad bacteria, right? You have to have a certain amount of bacteria in order for your own human processes to work. Right.
I realize that. So I guess the question is, do you consume any of these so-called good bacterias? Yeah. Which ones? Well, I eat yogurt, I eat cheese, that's it. Why are you able to eat those if they are made with bacteria? For the reasons I just stated. They're good. Oh, he is having fun. What makes them good? What makes them good? They don't harm you. They don't harm you. Haven't you seen that Activa commercial?
Would they show how it helps you? When it shows it inside? Helps keep you regular, Mike. That's right. Come on. But, Skye. Yeah, what's up? There's bacteria that doesn't hurt him, that, you know, what I'm saying. Hey, bro, preach into the choir. No bacteria hurts him. No. No bacteria hurts him. Eddie. Yes, there is. No bacteria hurts him. Yeah, have you ever heard of? At this moment, I'd like to have a conversation with my friend Eddie. Yeah, thank you.
Fine, I don't want to talk anyway. So, when he enters a dusty room, does he get, like, herpes? Like, what happens? Herpes. I don't understand. Well, it's ridiculous because outside of bacteria that you get, you know, from somebody that's contagious, like strep throat. That's a virus, though. Yeah, that's a virus. Oh. Okay, but you know how sometimes you get an illness that's bacterial, then you need antibiotics because it's green? You know what I mean? That's really yucky. Okay, but that's like, what are we talking there? Isn't that a bacteria?
No. Um, it's an infection. But you got it from somebody. He's thinking all that stuff's everywhere. It's not, though. It's not, though. Not at all. Actually, it is. It is everywhere. Really? That's how people get it. Yeah. But, Sean, don't. They don't get it from the germ factory. Talk to me. But you can't avoid that. You physically can't avoid that. You can avoid it if you take precautions. When was the last time you were sick? Last year? Yeah. Maybe earlier this year. I don't remember. But you've been sick before, so you obviously can't avoid it. Yeah, I have been sick before.
I have been sick before. Why don't you just take a multivitamin instead? There you go. That's a great idea. You may throw up on the side of the road, though. It happens. It happens. Remember that happened one time with Sky? I remember, Sonny. You held her hair? We were walking, and I said, uh, pardon. Do you know who has got to save? Thank you. Do you know who's most overweight? Do you know who's a germaphobe? Yes. So you've got nothing to say So if you think you're in the know You could come to the studio We're playing P1 trivia
On the Mikey Morton Show Hey Mikey, I know somebody just reminded you But I wanted to reinforce that the 28 Hour Show is now 20 hours away It is? Can't wait, took the day off to listen to you guys Let's do this I love everybody So there it is We're breaking off something proper. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Do they know what they're playing for? What are they playing? Oh, my. This ain't no just regular P1 Trivia we're doing here.
Dude. Folky. Do you know what we're doing right now? I know what we're doing. We are about to play P1 Trivia for the opportunity for someone to come into the studio and watch the movies with us on the 28-hour show. Yeah. Purity. Let's take a call. P1 Kira. Hi. How old are you? I'm 22. All right. Got to write this stuff down, lady. How long have you been listening? About two years now. Listening two years?
Uh-huh. All right. And let's get your opponent on the line. Her name's P1 Peaches. Have you ever heard of her? Oh, my gosh. Peaches. Done and done. Yep. This is over. Peaches, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys? I'm good. Kira, I'm going to tell you right now, you have a little bit of a mountain to climb. A little bit. Everest. Right. Peaches is a P1 through and through. Mount Peaches. She knows a lot. Thank you. She knows a lot.
Hey, Peaches, for the record, how old are you? 24. All right. How long have you been listening? About four years now. You got it. Could be a future Hall of Famer we're talking to here. Oh, yeah. Could be. Hey, listen. Calm down. Just calm down. I'm just saying. Everybody calm down. I'm just saying. Let's make it fair. Let's make it fair, and we'll let Kira start first. Okay. Okay. Good luck to you, ma'am. That's right. We would like to get Kira in here tomorrow nightly. Yes. Are you proud of that? I mean, you're better than that, bro. I'm really not. You are. I don't know.
You've got talent inside. Big deep, bro. Yep. Kira, tomorrow nightly? You know, you don't. All right. Let's just do this, all right? Kira? We play this game like the Dumb Chick Challenge, meaning that you get one, two, and three-point questions. First person to five wins, okay? Mm-hmm. So what would you like, a one, two, or three-pointer? Ones are easy, threes are hard. I'm going to go with the two, Mikey. You got it. What is Ashley's dog's name? Sammy. You got it. Duh. A dog. Well done. Oh, I love her.
Sammy has an underbite. She's my puppy. Um, severe. She's my puppy. Slash. Severe. She's my puppy seal. Caninal. It's like a pelican. orthodontry. It's like a pelican. It's like my fat, chubby baby seal. That's right. I love her so much. P1 Peaches? Yes, sir. Would you like a one, two, or three-point question? Give me a two, guys. You got it. Peaches, come on. Peaches, name the new character on the show that gives out gardening tips. Oh, that'd be Old Man Trigger.
That is correct. It is Old Man Baker. P1, Kira, tomorrow nightly. You get it? Because tomorrow night's the party. Forget it. Kira, what do you want? A one, two, or three-pointer? If you get a three-point right, you win the game. If you want to play it safe, you can go one or two. Give me a three, Michael. She's not scared. I like it. Your question is... This is a great three-pointer.
Oh, man. This is a great three-pointer. No, you didn't. Kira? I'm sure you didn't. What city in New York State did Mikey and Eddie live together? Um, I know this. I know this. Bath. Bath. Did you just say bath, you show up? Watertown. Jamestown. Can I steal? Peaches.
No. Kira, you don't know? No. Oh, sorry. What is it, Peaches? Peaches. Rochester. You got it. Yeah, Rochester. Yeah, Rochester. Yeah, go down there to Monroe Ave and go to Nick Tahoe's. Get yourself a garbage plate. Get the garbage plate. Yeah, real good. Peaches, what are you going to do here? You going one, two, or three-pointer? Okay, I've been dying to say this on your airwaves. Do it. It's on a T-shirt for crying out loud. Give me a twee, please.
Give you a twee, please. What T-shirt? She made a freaking T-shirt that says, give me a twee, please. She's that good. That's something else. Peaches for you. Peaches, your twee point question is. Yes. Who on the show is allergic to bananas? That's good. I believe Danny posted this on P1Side.com. Eddie. You are correct. She's good.
But I'm not allergic to peaches. Kira, you get to come in, too. Oh, wow. Listen to you. Lucky. You're darling. You're darling. I love you guys so much. I love you guys so much. Peaches and Kira tomorrow nightly. All right.
Yeah, both of you get to come in and watch the movies with us. So hopefully you can clear your schedule tomorrow night. And you didn't already have plans from 10 p.m. to about 3 a.m. On Wednesday night, Thursday morning. A lot of people have plans. So you got to like arrange and everything. I'll never let go, Mikey. Hey, hang on the line. Hang on the line. Nice reference, by the way. I'll never let go. Let's see. Oh, yeah. We got to mention this day before. What? Since tomorrow's a 28-hour show. We got to get this out there day before.
If you haven't already gone to Blockbuster. Oh, please. Figure it out. Is Hollywood videos still exist? Yes. Yeah. I got to tell you something. I was in Fry's yesterday. Yeah. They know what's going on at Fry's. They do? Why? There was two giant stacks of Rocky III movies. Really? And why would they have that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. People must have sort of come in. Because they're smart. Okay. Go to Fry's. Eddie says they have them here at the Fry's. Yeah, they probably had eight available. Okay. Wow. Here are the movies. And these, and I'm telling you, they sell out all throughout the county.
It doesn't matter where you best buy, wherever you buy movies from, they're going to be gone. So go and get them. Yeah. Tomorrow night, we're watching Rocky III and Titanic. And what we do is we put the movie in, and we tell you, one, two, three, play. And you hit the play button the same time we hit the play button. And as you're at home, you're watching the movie along with us and listening to us bust on it. Everybody we've ever talked to that's done this says it's one of the funnest things they've ever done in their life. So go get these movies, Titanic and Rocky III.
And Eddie said the fries right here by? Off Arrow. Off Arrow. Murphy Canyon Road. And that's just one place he went into. Probably everybody's, all the stores throughout the county are doing it. Why are people interested in Rocky III? So go get Rocky III and go get Titanic. Who is that? This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. The official is reviewing the play, and I think, wow, he just flat out blew the call. It clearly looked like a fumble from up here.
Let's go down to the field. Upon further review, the ruling on the field is ridiculous. Actually, I didn't really even see the play. I just blew the whistle because I had a piece of stadium hot dog in my throat. Sorry about that. I clearly made a mistake, and I'm not about to penalize a football team that fought their way back so valiantly. I should go back to my day job. First down, San Diego.
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Yeah, he did it for free. See, I mean, how can you not respect that? You didn't end up having it. And most people, they would have charged you just to tell you that. And then, you know what I mean? And now that guy's got a customer for life. And that's basically what Amco's philosophy is. Amco diagnoses you for free, just like this guy. It's double A-M-C-O. Now back to The Mikey Show with Mikey. I love going to the movies, and I love watching the Food Network. Eddie. But I am. Heart of Earth. Sky.
Hey, I spoke a lot of pot for many years. Yeah? Sean. I almost shot someone in the face one time. Boston Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. But I think I am an idiot over here. On a Rock 105.3. You guys ever hear that Dennis DeYoung was kind of a pain to work with? Yeah, I've heard that.
It was on their behind the music thing. And he had this weird thing happen where he started, like, seeing flickering lights, and he'd get seizures. He couldn't tour anymore. Oh, wow. Stopped touring with Styx. Killed the band. Oh, man. That's right. What's his name? Who's the little Tommy? Tommy. The little blonde dude from Styx. Little Tommy. Little Tommy, I think, is his name. No. It's not Little Tommy. This guy from Styx was cool. What was his name? He was in Danny Yankees.
Tommy Blades? No. Tommy Blades? No. Tommy Blades? No. Tommy Two-Tone. Oh, you're close. Tommy Gun. Tommy, I'll gloogle it. Yeah, gloogle it. Go on the gloogle. Yeah. Go on the gloogle. Tommy Shaw. Tommy Shaw. Tommy Shaw. Tommy Shaw was a rocker, and when he got in the band, he was kind of irritated that it started taking like this little opera, you know, deal. What? You mean like Mr. Roboto? Yeah, like Mr. Roboto. And Tommy Shaw was just like, I just want to rock, dude. Like, what's up with lady and all, you know what I mean?
And so when he finally, when they started Damn Yankees, he was real stoked because he finally got the rock. Which is what he wanted to do the whole time he was in sticks. Yeah, they did, bro. They rocked, dude. They did. Well, if you got the rock moves, you got to bust them out. I mean, it's not really even an option at that point. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm trying to say. Duh. I do have to say though Some of those It's gorgeous Some of the slower ones had They had a little something something I'm actually playing this right now on keyboard And I just wanted to welcome all of you here To the Mikey Show Lounge
You're very welcome Can I get a cocktail when you get a minute? Absolutely Cocktails are half off until 10am So I just Just wanted to remind you guys That As you're hanging out here in the Mikey Show Lounge that your servers make a living this way, okay? So keep that in mind. We'll see. Sorry, did that print? Yeah, it did. That's a precious song right there.
570-1053. That's a lot of air. check this out this guy writes us and says well first of all the subject line is Johnsonville's Johnsonville actually Johnsonville see you guys later no no let me help you we've been on the air for 27 hours can you give the guy a break Johnsonville's world largest are you kidding me what is it Eddie
they're the sponsor for the 28 hour show bro I'm not doing this purposefully. I'm trying to say this. Johnsonville's world's largest grill. Johnsonville Brat's world's largest grill. They've got this semi-site. Can you just give him a break? I wasn't saying anything. Can you give a guy a break? He's been on the air for three and a half hours. Can you give a guy a break? I wasn't saying anything, Mike. No, I said it. I supported him.
It was me. I don't know. She said it. We heard. I said it. It printed. Oh, good. Thank you. And from the top. Purity. Yeah. Mikey, I was at the Packer game this weekend in beautiful Greenway. Are you serious? Why don't you guys give me a break? Are you serious? Are you being serious? Well, you know what happens when it starts. It just goes. It happens. It's like a giggle fit. You can't get in trouble after it starts. For real?
I will not do that again. Yeah, mine started 30 years ago. I will not. There is no cure. Mikey, I was at the Packer game this weekend in beautiful Green Bay, Wisconsin, and I saw this. You should get it for the 28-hour show. The whole trailer is a grill. It's truly amazing. P1 Reed. The world's largest touring grill and the world's largest brat fest. That's what this thing is. It's a giant semi-trailer and it's a grill.
And he's suggesting that we get it. Well, that's kind of amazing because we did get it. Yeah. Wow. Eddie, is this the one that's actually going to be? That's going to be there tomorrow. Let me describe. It weighs 53,000 pounds. No. Whoa. Really? That's right. It's 65 feet long. What? Where are we going to park that bad boy? Who cares?
Oh, my gosh. It's six feet wide. How many brats can you cook on it? Oh, but you said. Oh, gosh. How many brats can you cook on it at one time? Did you ask? How many, Mike? 750 brats per hour. Mackerel. Hope you're hungry, P1s. That's pretty incredible. They do it with propane fuel, 440,000 BTUs. I don't believe you.
Continue. All right. It has a 100-gallon water storage tank. A refrigerator unit, an aluminum walkway built into it, hot and cold running water, self-contained pneumatic systems for opening and closing the grill lid, and it has the cure for cancer. So it's amazing. Oh, my God. Does it all. Does it all. Unreal. I just want the brats. You don't want a cure for cancer. You can use some brats. It's time for that. Check that sucker out. Oh, sure.
That is sick. This thing's going to be so crazy, dude. Crazy What we're going to be doing tomorrow Fighting Let's see P1 Razorback, you there? I am. Go ahead. Man, I saw this thing at the air show this weekend, and it is huge. Really? It is amazing. You guys are in for a treat. Well, if you're a P1, there's good reason to come down here tomorrow. You guys. I'm going to be there. You got it.
Thank you. I'm getting a feeling right now. Oh. I haven't really thought about this. Okay. What's going on? But I honestly, I really think that this is, that we're underestimating what's going to happen here tomorrow. This is something I would say off the air, by the way. Right, right. No doubt about it. Because we've underestimated it when we haven't talked about it. We've underestimated it. Yeah. They're sending out emails, by the way, company-wide for San Diego, for this company, asking other employees to carpool. Yeah.
Because they know what it's going to be like here tomorrow. That's crazy! And I think that they're underestimating. I think they have an idea. They have an idea. They, they're... Yeah. I don't think... Yeah. Yeah. Like, we may have to do this at Qualcomm next year. Dude, honestly, because I'm actually thinking to myself, what's going to happen if they get, like, a Qualcomm-sized crowd, which is not out of the question. It's really not. Not when you consider what they're going to be doing out there for everybody, plus what we're going to be doing out there. We're building a stage out there tomorrow, and we're going to be broadcasting outside tomorrow on a stage doing performances throughout the day.
And they're going to have a giant screen for people that are gathered outside like Woodstock to watch the movies we're watching tomorrow night. Awesome! I don't, it just hit me right now, like, I have a feeling it's going to be intense. Because we've heard from a lot of people that have said they're taking the day off to be here, which is what we tell people they should do. But what about all the people that haven't called us that are doing that? It's going to be. And I'm telling you, just as me, like, I want to experience it.
If it were me and I wasn't on the host of the show, I'd want to come. I'd be like, I'm all in on that. Oh, well, hello. Well, because I know they set aside some parking for P1s and areas for P1s, but I don't know. If it's anything like it might be, you may want to go on P1site.com and see if you can carpool with people. That may help you. Yeah. I mean, I guarantee you every single living being on P1 site will be here tomorrow. And we're back! And everybody else that's listening right now that's just like, yeah, I want to go too.
It's going to be so much fun. Oh, it's going to be outrageous. I can't wait. A couple of calls, and then I've got to get to some official business. All right. Hall of Famer, P1 Quimby is on the line. Oh, hi, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. I was just thinking of something while I was listening on my earphones. A, you are completely underestimating tomorrow. Yeah, I think so. It's going to be. Yeah, I think we are. I'm going to get sick thinking about it.
Two, if you live in North County, go on P1site.com. There is a Fangia tour bus. Oh, I would like to bet on that. Oh, that would be sick. Can I get on that? Awesome. Yeah, and then last thing, I had an idea. Go ahead. What do you think about an Ashley eating competition with a Johnsonville bratwurst? Do we have an Ashley eating competition going on tomorrow? I didn't schedule one just because I didn't want to make her sick. Oh, that's a good point. of the show. Oh, that's true. Would you get sick anything, Ash?
If you would, we don't have to. No. You wouldn't? Well, there you go, then. She's a professional, yeah. Me get sick from eating? Well, I find you're a partial vegetarian and sometimes you get sick when you eat meat. Oh, that is true, but I love sausages. Yeah, yeah, totally different. Totally different things. Sean just almost laughed so hard he almost threw it. Sausages. Sausages. Oh, man. That's fantastic. That was great. I love sausages. I think maybe we should pull that clip Hey, if there's a chick listening That wants to go up against Ashley
In an eating competition Call us up Maybe some Johnsonville brats She could be like Kobe Ashley And dip it in water I know, I would like to enjoy it I don't want to see that Thank you, Climby Okay, see you tomorrow See you later Are those Bratwursts, those Johnson bills? Bratwursts. Bratwursts. They're delicious. I'll say they are. I really enjoy them. Ladies and gentlemen, Hall of Famer, P1 Sanjaya is named. What's up?
Good morning. Yeah, what time are you picking me up, bro? What's that? Come on, give us a good morning, San Diego. Good morning, San Diego. There he is. There's Sanjaya. There's Sanjaya. Do you have your full hawk working? What did you say? Do I qualify as a girl for an eating competition? Yeah, no, you do not. What's up? I had a question. Yeah. For that Johnsonville semi-truck that's coming out there, it's going to be out there all night, right? Four minutes.
They'll be out for four and a half minutes. No, it won't be. It'll be out there for a good amount of time, though. Okay. Are they going to leave like dinner for weenies laying around? I don't know. Beg your pardon, sir? They're not weenies. They're bratwurst. For people that have, yeah, bratwurst. Sorry about that, Eddie. People that have munchies, like around midnight. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I'm sure you can save a couple. Yeah. Or there's a Vons right down the street. You can pick up plenty of tickets. I love Sanjaya. He's like, hey, man. He's very concerned. Can we figure this out? Because, you know.
I'm going to be starving about 2 a.m. Yeah, so can you ask the driver, you know. Stay. Just stay. Or just swing back around 2 a.m. Just come back at 2 a.m. Or just leave the grill and I'll tow it back to him. There you go. Mike, do you know if there's going to be mustard out there? I just wanted to say congratulations to Peaches, man. Aw, that's sweet. Right on. She's my friend. Right on, dude. Later, guys. Thanks. Later. That's P1 Sanjaya. Let's see. Yeah, we can take a check.
If somebody calls and wants to go up against Ash. Yeah. Um, let's see. P1 Velvet, are you there? I'm here. Velvet, what's going on with you? I don't know. My sister disappeared about midnight last night. How old is she? She's 17. She's mentally disabled. How old are you? I'm 27. Okay. And where, uh, have you guys notified anybody, the police or anything? We called the police. We called the local news station. They said that there's Amber Alerts out for her. I'm on my way to the news station right now to give them her picture.
They're going to put her on the news right now. Where's the last place you saw her? The last place, we live in San Marcos, and the last place somebody saw her was in downtown San Diego by the airport heading towards Mesa. What was she doing down there? I don't know. We don't know if she ran away. We don't know if she got kidnapped. I know she met a guy at the mall on Saturday, And that's the last time we, you know, we found nude pictures of her, sending her pictures to this guy. Can you tell us, can you give us a description so you can help us out? She's about caramel complexion.
She's about 5'7". She's got brown hair, brown eyes. The last time I saw her, she had black pants, like pajama pants, a black sweater that says Billy on it. She has a pink backpack that's camouflaged colors. The pink instead of the green that you would normally see. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be crying. That's all right. Go ahead. It's totally understandable. There's Amber Alerts out for her. You know, she's sending me text messages that it's better off that she's not in the family anymore and it's over. I think she's going to kill herself.
I'm just so terrified. If you go to the police, if you go to the police, I'm sure the police will be able to help with that cell phone. We called T-Mobile, which is her provider, and they said that they can't track her phone unless it's on. And she cut her phone off, so we can't find her. There's nothing anybody can do. Can they help in finding the last place that it was on? They can't because they said they don't have, like, I don't know what it's called. It's like similar to, like, the LoJack thing, you know, for cars. Right, right, it's GPS. It's GPS.
And it's off, so we can't find her. Tell us her name. Her name is Billy, like Billy Holiday. Right. And her last name is Culture. C-O-U-L-T-E-R. T-E-R? Yeah. She's had friends in the Mesa. I don't know if anybody's listening. I know there's lots of listeners out there, and I'm calling on the Army. So we're not just a people in the Army. We're a family. I need some help. Her name is Billie Coulter. She's 17 years old. She's missing. This girl is going to go to the news and give her photographs that could be on the news later. And if you know anything about her or where she is, please call.
Where should they call? They can call our house. They can call my cell phone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Before you start giving out your cell and your home, just take a breath. How old are you? I'm 27. Tell me your name again. I'm Velvet. Velvet, I want you to. I've talked to you guys a few times. All right, Velvet. I know that this is really a tough time, and I know you're really excited, but I want you to try to take a deep breath, okay? Mm-hmm. Take a deep breath. And just calm down. It's going to be all right.
Okay. There's a lot of people listening right now that can maybe help. Okay. I don't want to give out your cell phone. I don't want to give out your home phone. That's fine. That's not a good idea. All the police departments, because they sent out Amber Alerts, are looking for her. Very good. Very good. Airports, the train stations, the trolleys, everybody is looking for her. Okay. So if you see her, just call 911 and tell them, you know, this is the little girl that's missing. And this is where I see her, wherever she is, and they'll call us, and we'll go find her. We just need some help.
Velvet, I'm going to be praying for your sister, and I want you to try to be comforted a little bit in knowing that this is probably going to be okay, all right? Thank you, Mikey. And listeners are probably going to be able to help, and they're going to do their best to help, and a lot of people are listening right now. Thank you. And going to put their resources into it. Thank you so much. You got it. God bless you guys. God bless you. Thank you for making me laugh on days that are better than this. I know it. I know it. All right, Velvet. If it wasn't for Ashley going crazy and Eddie screaming about orcas, I don't know what I would do. That's right.
Hey, happy to help. That's right, Eddie. Thank you guys. I don't know why that would make her laugh. Velvet, thank you. Eddie, not the time. I'll go into it later. I think that what he's trying to say is that those black and whites, you know, they're out of control. If you know anything, call the police department and help her out. You can hear she's in a lot of pain. 17 years old, and the girl's name is Billie Coulter. If you know anything, that girl's in a lot of pain, so are her family members.
So call the police if you know where she is or if you have seen her. Quick time out. When I come back, I'm going to give away spots for people to watch the movies with us tomorrow night. Call us now. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day.
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It's amazing It's amazing, isn't it? A really good sound effect guy Well, he's not at all He is not at all insolent Thank you When he's in studio It's weird It's really strange I don't know what you're talking about P1 Gina's on the line Hey, what's up? How are you? Good, how's it going? Pretty good, how old are you, Gina? I'm 19. Hey, Gina, you want to challenge Ashley in a brat eating contest? yeah sure why not are you a big girl no i'm not can you power down a lot of food yeah um i'm pretty famous for that you know powering down sushi and you know give me an example
talk to me about sushi and what you can do i'm talking about like just tables covered in beautiful arrays of sushi all right all right but we don't know how many you you don't know how many were talking. Say what? She ate the whole table. She ate the entire table. I work like at a grill, so I eat bratwurst like all day long. You know, throughout the day. I'm like 120 pounds, but everyone tells me that I eat a lot. Alright. Well, we'll give this a shot. Is this going to be with or without the bun?
Good question. I'm watching my carbs. Oh, come on. Of course, but Ash. Yeah? We got to do it. With the buns? We got to. It's fine. I'll just throw up. Okay. Ashley. Don't say that. Don't say that. Ashley. That's awful. That's awful. It's a trick fix. Seth, quit giving her a thumbs up. Yeah, that's awful. Stupid. I swear, I've heard it works miraculously. Well, it doesn't. It doesn't.
It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. There's this special secret sauce of this lady I work with makes, And I need to bring that with me. Bring it. You can bring whatever you want. Okay. My friend Chris, you know, when they cut a thing of sushi, it's got like six, seven pieces in it or whatever. Yeah. Six plates. Okay. And then three plates of the two, you know, on the dollops of a thing. So that's four of those. And then six times six is what? 36.
36 pieces of sushi plus 38 pieces of sushi he'll do. That's a lot. My boy Haas. Can Haas put him down? It's gross. This guy's like 180 pounds, and it's like nothing to him. All right, Gina, I'm going to put you on hold, and we're going to tell you how to get here, and you can be in the competition tomorrow, okay? Okay. Stretch your stomach out. Now stretch that stomach. Awesome. Let's see. All right, here's how we're going to do this. Eddie, how many pair do we have to give away to come in tomorrow to hang out and watch the movies with us tomorrow night starting at 10? We can do about eight.
Eight pair. Eight spots. I'm going to ask a trivia question about the Mikey Show, and they're going to be real easy. I'm talking easy. Easy. Easy. Whoa, Eddie. Do you want Alex? Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you? Unreal. I'm going to ask you a question. If you can get it right, you get to come in and watch the movies tomorrow night. All right, sounds good. Who are the two Republicans on the Mikey Show? That would be Star. Star, and who else?
And Eddie. All right. Mikey Show. What happened? He was right. Is this P1 1842? Yes, sir. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good. Who are the two Republicans on the show? Mikey and Eddie. That is correct. What about Star? Yeah. She's hardcore conservative. I'm so mad. I had a producer on the show named Star approximately 10 years ago. Really? Approximately 10 years ago. Is she Republican? Maybe longer. Maybe. No, she wasn't. Oh.
That's the worst part of all that. Producer Star was on the Mikey show at night at KIOZ about 11 years ago, and she was a Democrat. Dang it. Well. Let's see. So, P1 1842. He's in. You are in. Awesome. Hang on the line. Up next, P1 Jason. Hey, guys. How's it going? Oh, come on, Jason. Hey, guys. Jason, here is your question. Hey, Jason.
Jason, your question is, what was the name of the contest that Zeth won to get his job on the Mikey show? Be your friend to see him. That is correct. There it is. You will be watching movies with us tomorrow night. Awesome. Hang on the line. P1 Trophy Lounge is on the line. How you doing, bro? Oh, no. Uh-oh. Trophy Lounge. Oh, no. You probably would have been coming in. Yeah, for sure. Hate to break it to you. P1 Disney Dad's on the line. What's up, Mikey?
Not too much, dude. How you doing? I'm pretty good, man. How old's your kid? Well, I've got a five-month-old, a four-year-old, and a two-year-old. Right on. Here's your question. What's my son's name? Oh, my God. I know this. Oh, no. Calm down. Take it easy. Take a breath. Take a breath. Take a breath. Son's name. How do I not remember at the moment? I don't know. I'm so upset.
Can I give him a hint? No, Eddie, in fact, Eddie is giving the, Eddie is giving the berber sign. Sorry, man. Hey, listen, if you're going to come in and be able to watch those movies, that's a pretty big deal. Yeah. It's a pretty big deal. The only P1s are calling right now. They would freak out if I gave that. No hints. Please. No hints. Sorry, man. P1 Beats. What's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. How are you? I'm working, man. Trying to come in tomorrow, though. Tomorrow night, you can come in 10 to 3 in the morning? That'd be awesome.
What's my son's name? Your son's name is Jake. That is correct. You're coming in. Hang on the line. Cool, thanks. How many have we done? I think that was the fourth one. Got a few more. Got four more. P1 Jordan. Yeah. How are you? I'm doing great. How are you doing? Doing pretty good. Got a question for you. It's a one-point question. If you can get it, you get to come in tomorrow night. Awesome. Who is the youngest member of the show? Eddie, you're raising your hand, and that's...
You don't know. You guys don't know. I don't, Eddie. I do know. Pretty good idea. I do know. It's either Rob, Zeth, or Ashley. Eddie. I'm going to go Zeth. That is correct. You're coming in tomorrow. That's sick, dude. I'm so stoked. Right on, dude. Hang on the line. P1 Sam is on the line. Hello. How are you? I'm doing awesome. Are you a big-time fan of the show, your P1? You know it ever since you were at the night show. Right on.
That's a long time, dude. You've been listening a long time to the Mikey Show. Yep. What three people play the Dumb Chick Challenge? Rob, Sky, Ashley. You got it. Booyah. Your face. Sam, you're coming in tomorrow. Hang on the line. Thank you. Sam may have had a cold let me ask him let me ask him hey Sam do you have a cold? no you sure? um
I might be getting one but I don't know dude don't mess around bro Sam that's the infection stage Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam you should not have lied you should not have lied sam i don't think i know no no no no no no no no well sam you sound stuffy you sound he's beyond stuffy you've got a deviated septum i'm a retainer and it's hard yeah yeah so i'm sorry yeah sam are you sure that you're not getting a cold i am pretty positive no no no you just
Fine, I will get you on sick, I promise. We want to love you. We want to love you, Sam, but I'll tell you what I'd rather do. I'd rather have you come and be a guest of ours at another time when you're not thinking that you're getting any... Well, Sam, it isn't cool to have you come in when you might be getting a cold and then you... I'm not sick. But I thought you just said that you think that you might be getting a cold. I don't know. There are people at my work that... I don't know. Hang on the line. Hang on. Oh. Rob. Sam. Set line five, Sam, up to come in on a Friday and hang out with us.
No sick people. We can't. We can't. You will kill us. You will kill us. You can't risk it. I'll tell you why, too, is because when you don't sleep is when you are vulnerable, Mike. Forget it. Forget it. You should take a nap like I do. How dare you. You're a jerk. We're not supposed to sleep. guy. Vicky? Yes. How are you? Good. How many spots we have left, Eddie? I think two. Well, we didn't give one to Sam, so does that
mean we still have his? Who's giving him away? How many have you given away, Rob? How many do we have left? He's frappled. Oh, gosh. Do you realize that I'm actually writing names down? He's got a lot on his plate right now. And now you've asked me a question? Give him a minute. That's two things that I'd have to do at this moment. How many people total? Because we're giving away pairs, right? Yeah, we're giving away pairs. So how many pair do I have left? I got one, two, three, four. This is tough. Sound it out.
Sorry. Five, six, seven. So three left. How could we have seven? Do we have three left? I'm including everyone from today. The whole list is seven. That's seven pairs. We've given away seven pairs? Yes. Two of them were P1 trivia. There's three left. So there's three pair left. Three pair left. Got it. All right, Vicky. You ready? Oh, stop. Yes. Which member of the show loves BMW cars? That would be you, Mike. That would be correct. Bavarian Motor Works, located in Munich, Germany.
Most of their vehicles tested on the famed Nürbur Ring. Otherwise called the Ring. 17 miles of toys. Hey, geek alert. Stop. You're coming in, Vicky. Hang on the line. Very nice. P1 Diamond Grader. Hey, good morning, Vicky. How are you? I am good, thank you. You ready for your question? Absolutely. Who will Mikey be voting for for president this year? That would be John McCain.
That would be correct. Let's go. End lame. I said that would be correct, and I said end lame. Thank you, Mikey. You're welcome, Mr. McCain, and I'm sorry for Skye. You're lame, Mr. McCain. Oh, no. Hey. You're coming in, Diamond Grader. I'm just saying, he is. I was listening to that interview back, and I'll tell you what, you kissed his butt. I thought he was a neat guy. I thought he was a neat guy. You were kissing some McCain. You were puckering right up. I was puckering. Puckering right up the McCain. Give me some of that McCain rear end.
Put your vote where your mouth is. That's right. Wait a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Hall of Famer Space Boy is on the line. Do you think he'll be able to answer a one-pointer? Show off. This may be the biggest upset of all time. Get ready. This is the stupidest thing to ask him. Like, how do I ask him this? I can't. Like, when I read it, you're going to go, well, at least give him another one-pointer. Give him a three and it wouldn't matter. You know what I mean? It's not going to make a difference.
Let me give you a three-pointer and see if you know this. Let's go for it. What show did Boston Rob recently audition for? television show? It's one of those Japanese shows. I can't remember the name of it. That is correct, but it's... What is the American name? Something challenge. I can't remember what it is. It's Wipe Out. Wipe Out, sorry. Give me another one. Oh, it's baseball. Give me another one. What the fuck?
I'm telling you, dude, I'm looking at every single question here, and they're so easy to him. Okay, I got one. I got a legitimate three-pointer for you. You ready? All right, let's go for it. I'm going to bring it. What did Eddie walk a mile in the snow for when he lived in Rochester, New York with me? Oh, the best drink in the world, Coca-Cola. That is correct. Coca-Cola plastic. That is correct. So good. Space Boy, I think you may be the only Hall of Famer sitting in on that sucker tomorrow night. I think that may be the deal.
You're the only Hall of Famer that's won one passage into the very vaunted. Is that a word, vaunted? Yeah. Sure. Well, I would love to bring a space girl with me. She's never been in, and she's going to have to be there to hold my hand whenever I cry during Titanic. Right on. Oh, boy. Hang on the line. All right, thank you. Is that it? Yeah. That's it? Yeah. We're done? Yeah. Well done. Wow. Look at that. But again, if you didn't win your way in, there's going to be a big screen out in the back and everybody's going to be hanging out watching back there.
We have to go. Where are we going? Well, first of all, it's about 18 minutes past when we thought we were going to get out of here. That's true. Because we're going to be on the air tomorrow for 28 hours. And I said we've got to get out of here on time today. Come on. And we still gave it to you. Let's go. That was close. 570-1053. No. Mike. Mike. Mike. Yes. Tell Eddie not to mess with me tomorrow. I have to sit right next to him.
I have to sit right next to him. Please just tell him not to mess with me. Please, Papa. Seriously, Mike, will you please tell him? Please tell him. Mike. Don't mess with me tomorrow. Yeah, that's Sean. I'm only a grown man. Sean, go ahead. Please. Please, Papa. What would you like to hear, Sean? I don't care what he has to say. But will you please tell him to quit messing around? What would you like me to tell him? Specifically, don't push the mic into my face. You want me to tell him that on the air or in an email form or off the air?
How would you want me to do it? Do you want me to write him or do you want me to talk to him privately? Just tell him, Mike. Just tell him. Tell him. But, Sean, you're a grown man and you're sitting right next to him. I've been talking to him all morning. He won't listen to me. Eddie, Sean. What's that? Sean says, don't push the mic at him. You got it. Looks like I got his word on that one. I can't wait for you. I'll take care of you. Hey, listen. Asked and answered.
I can't wait for you. What does Sean want? I don't know. What do you want? Blood from a turnip? Yeah. Come on. Will you please take it seriously? What makes you think you didn't take it seriously? I just asked him. He said, done. Look at his face. He's doing a bit. Will you please take it there? Look at his face. Look at his face. 570-1053. We got to get out of here. And so call us. Cut it out. Mikey Show. Yeah, I'm calling about Kids News Day. You're calling about what? Kids News Day. Kids News Day?
Yeah. What is Kids News Day? It's the special edition of the Union Tribune that benefits Children's Hospital. Right on. When's that? It's today. Oh, right on. What's the deal? You can either purchase the special edition through volunteers that are on special areas of town, like Bivy Street Corners or what have you. Right. Or you can go online and buy a paper online. Nice. We're raising money for Children's Hospital tomorrow, too. Yeah, we are. And the Mikey Show will be on the news tomorrow morning. Uh-oh.
Nice. NBC 739. I think Mari Payton be coming in. And Mari Payton is also going to be a guest judge, guest celebrity judge for the Ashley Eddy cook-off. Poor thing. What an honor. Along with celebrity chef from television, Brian Malarkey, executive chef at Ocean Air. Yes. Well, then I'm wearing my dressy sweats tomorrow. She's not kidding. The old dress mom shorts, huh? They're sturdy, Mike.
They're very sturdy. They're real fancy mom shorts. Good for birth and hips. That's right. It's for the dress-up soccer games. Don't push that in my face. Dang it. What's this problem? I don't know. Didn't Mike say tomorrow? Tomorrow was a rule. Isn't that right, Sean? Just don't quit messing with us. Okay. Whatever. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Knock it off. You knock it off. Oh, there's lots of love in this room. Oh, I got the feeling that that bothered Sean. He's cool.
Really? He likes it. He's all right? I don't like it. You're very intuitive. I didn't pick up on that vibe. I felt like a whole overall feeling. Wow. Damn it. I'm not touching you. But what are you doing when you do that? What are you doing? Just reaching out. But you're putting your hand right over his mouse. Did I touch it? No. But what's the problem? No, but it's like... Hold on, hold on, hold on. Suck, man. He made him push his mic away. Do another papa. Oh, papa. Please tell him what to do with that. Oh, mama.
Oh, papa. We got to go. Come on. Yeah, Mike. Stop messing around. I'm not kidding. I got so much to do. I got to go give me a side of rice. Let's get out of here. Okay, let's go. Please. Take a couple calls. We'll go. Mikey show. Hello. Hey, Rob. It's Mike. Oh, hey, Mike. Hey, I was wondering, is it possible we could start camping out tonight so we can get crazy? You people are crazy animals. You're crazy animals, the whole lot of you. That is awesome.
I can neither confirm nor deny what you do, all right? All right. Oh, snap. Mikey, show last call. Bring us home. All right, what's up, guys? What are you doing? What's up? Hey, nothing. I'm chilling, homie. You know what I'm doing. Oh, my boy. That's what's up. Hey, I got to discuss something with you guys. Before we go, I'll keep it short and brief, but I actually just got my first call from LRG to do a fashion show in up in L.A., but it's on tomorrow night. Ayo, what are you talking about? Yeah, man, on the side, I try to do modeling, man.
Are you kidding me? I'm for real today. I'm serious. I'm really didn't know how to build. Ayo's a model? No, but I'm trying to be, so. Really? I just got my first call to do an LRG modeling show tomorrow up in L.A. Wow. I'm working on being a large-sized model. Hey, you are. Let's kick it. Medium-sized, actually. Well, what can I do for you? Well, what do we tell him as a friend? Go after your career or be here to support us for 28 hours. Oh, a modeling career will always be there. Yeah.
Wow. Really, Mike? Really? Yeah, I mean, like in a good 10 years, you'll be in your prime. Hold up. Wait, we're not really, like, entertaining the thought that Ayo wouldn't be here on the 28-hour show. Are we really doing that? He hasn't a part. So? Are we, I mean, are we kidding ourselves right now? Ayo, you have to be here. Eddie, I'm going to need you to put your black cap on for this one. I'll have a plan, man. What's good, homie? What you think, brother? Brother, I'm relying on you for tomorrow. Hey, it's nothing. Forget LRG.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, Ayo Yeah, Ayo's on the, he's a part of the show tomorrow Thank you, Ayo We appreciate it I don't know any other black guys You know Lou Bush, you know Lou Bush He's black? Alright, we gotta go The lovely and talented Missy is up next today on the nooner they all request lunch
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