The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 10/31/08
Friday, October 31, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Halloween comedysports controversiescaller storiesE. coli outbreakmedia censorshippolitical stereotypingrecovery and faithhalloweenradiocomedyfootball49ers
On Halloween, Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Boston Rob, Ashley, and Sean turned Mike Singletary's pants-down halftime speech into a running joke, then lost control of both a movie-title game and a scary-movie acting contest. Callers brought real stakes: a 19-year-old worried about his fiancée's first ultrasound, the Porter family had already won $20,000 on Family Feud, and Kathy described her daughters' E. coli illnesses and Gwen's recovery from kidney failure. Sky and Mikey argued over whether racist anti-Obama graffiti could have been staged, while the group agreed with Seth Rogen that violent imagery is treated more permissively than sexual imagery. They also looped Ashley's mother's 'Hi, Sarah' voicemail and Jon Hamm's bathroom-ham sketch before Mikey closed with a frank account of childhood abuse, alcoholism, Christian conversion, and hope for people in crisis.
What happened, in order
Singletary Drops His Pants
The crew ridiculed 49ers coach Mike Singletary for pulling down his pants during a halftime speech meant to illustrate how badly his team was being embarrassed.
Movie Game Meltdown
A simple movie-title word-association game collapsed into arguments over the speaking order and invented answers such as 'Big Little Daddy' and 'Little Giants 2.'
First Ultrasound Nerves
A 19-year-old caller said he was nervous about his pregnant fiancée's first ultrasound, hoping to hear a healthy baby's heartbeat but not discover twins.
Family Feud Winners
A caller from the Porter family revealed that they had already won $20,000 in Family Feud's Fast Money round and were returning to tape another episode.
Sex Versus Violence
The hosts backed Seth Rogen's argument that American media standards tolerate the gruesome Saw V poster while censoring the suggestive poster for Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Mother Explains E. coli Cases
Kathy said both infected Carmel Creek students were her daughters and described how Gwen survived kidney failure, dialysis, and a blood transfusion after contracting E. coli O157.
Hi, Sarah Voicemail
The show repeatedly replayed Ashley's mother's unusually musical 'Hi, Sarah' greeting and proposed turning it into a remix.
Obama Graffiti Argument
Mikey suggested racist anti-Obama graffiti might have been staged to smear Republicans, while Sky rejected the theory and admitted her own stereotype that a racist would more likely be Republican.
Scary Movie Theater
In the Halloween edition of Mikey Piece Theater, the crew mangled scenes from The Blair Witch Project, The Silence of the Lambs, and Scream while callers guessed the films.
Jon Hamm's Jon Ham
The crew played Saturday Night Live's Jon Hamm bathroom-ham sketch and extended it into jokes about mustard soap and treating ham like a drug.
Mikey's Story of Hope
Mikey disclosed childhood sexual abuse, linked it to his later alcoholism, and said his Christian conversion gave him recovery and a message of hope for listeners in crisis.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyBoston RobAshleySeanMike SingletarySeth RogenKathyGwenBarack ObamaJon HammSarahJesus Christ
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It is 6.07. San Marcos police are investigating graffiti found yesterday morning that threatens Barack Obama, African Americans, and Muslims. 49ers coach Mike Singletary is under fire after dropping his pants during a halftime speech last Sunday. Okay, I can't wait. I would wait, Eddie. because I don't know about this, and I would wait, and I would say, hey, let's make listeners wait, and we'll talk about it later, and really get people to hang on. I don't know what everybody's freaking out about. I cannot wait, though, because I need to know immediately what you're talking about. That's crazy! He was giving an inspirational speech to his team. Inspirational. What, you never heard of that before? Okay. The reason that I wanted to know is because... The reason I wanted to know so bad is because I thought, man, I thought I was the only one that did that. Fires me up. What is the dilly? He said that it was to illustrate their getting their tails kicked and show the embarrassment of what was going on on the field. So, I don't understand.
Do you understand? I don't understand either. Yeah, he's in the locker room at halftime trying to get them back together and pulls down his pants, is standing there in his boxers with his pants around his ankles and is saying, you know, we're getting our tails kicked and continues to give his motivational speech with his pants around his ankles. And was it like, and this is how humiliated I feel. I feel like I'm standing out there in my underwear. To illustrate the embarrassment that was going on. Wow. Just nuts. I have a feeling it was more than just that, though. I have a feeling he was saying, you know, we're taking it. Is that what he was doing? I have a feeling. I could see how players would find that to be a little bit of wild behavior. Maybe over the top. Over the top. Just a little bit. Sounds like Mike Singletary was having a case of the soon days. He's not making a good impression. Can't do it. On his first head coaching gig. And it's not really his. He's an interim head coach right now. Well, his very, very, very, very first press conference, he was really unpredictable. Yes. I want winners.
Okay, Mr. Singletary. It's only been one game. You cannot play with them. You cannot win with them. Sir, sir, sir, sir. Sir, Mr. Singletary. I quit. Technically. I want people that want to win. I know you do. I want winners. Okay, forget it. I want clean underwear. It is more about them than it is about the team. I want a belt. Can't do it. Wow. It's only been one hour, though, Mr. Singletary. Maybe you give it a little time. That is different. I want winners. Okay, longer than an hour. Longer than one hour. Longer than one hour of play. Wow. After 30 minutes of play, he dropped his pants to illustrate. I can't wait to see what happens this week. Can you imagine? I want people that want to win. Well. I think that he is definitely a nominee for Press Conference Hall of Fame. Like, when you think of the different guys, you know, Jim Mora certainly is in the Press Conference Hall of Fame for freaking out. Dennis Green. Oh, yeah. Go ahead and crown him. I don't know any of this. Oh, yeah.
But now, I mean, after one game, can you imagine if we gave him a few years at Get At It? He's a genius. Get after it? I love it. That's right. So, welcome to the program. He just starts throwing feces at the media. Let's see how we play today. Oh, gosh. I'm upset. That's so weird. So, none of us are in costume. What? Can't do it. I thought Rob came as a munchkin from The Wizard of Oz. Oh, Rob, it's so cute. It's a munchkin sports fan. Right out of the sports fan. Wow, okay. I thought he came as the station agent. I don't even get it. Those of you that do get it. It's uncalled for. You're crying. I got one for you. Why can't witches have babies? I don't know. Why? Because their husbands have Halloweenies. Yes! It's so cute. It's so cute. Twelve years now. I mean, no new jokes. It's so cute, though. You know, you got to go. That was a good one, Mike. It's not a good one, actually. Okay, well. All right. That was fun. Oh, I'm revved up. So, testimony and goodbye. Thank you. This one's like a horse. I'll say.
Well, welcome back, everybody. We took the day off yesterday. It was a hospice unit around this place. It was a triage. It was a triage. Everybody was sick. But we're feeling Sprite, and we're back, and we're live. Look, I'm holding up a newspaper. It says October 31st, 2008, just to prove to everyone in the media that we are actually here today and that you are not listening to any sort of recording. So call us and say hello. 570-1053 is the phone number. The text number is 35253. And seven people make up the Mikey show. Our boy Eddie is back. He was, was he the host monkey? Well, he was infected by the host monkey. Yeah. I didn't start it. Yeah. You didn't start it. It's not my fault. I mean, he did bring it into work. Who's to say you guys didn't give it to me? Who knows? You're starting to feel sick and everything. That's right. And everything. Exactly. You got me there, Chaz. I win. You're the winner. 570. What a 5-3. Oh, Tylenol cold. How I love you. Is that what you're doing? Mm-hmm. What does it look like? I found this groovy little thing, and it has the nighttime version and then the daytime version. Oh, yeah, yeah. So here goes daytime. Did you take the nighttime last night? Oh, yeah.
Coma City, right? Oh, those work delish. So who knows what's going to happen here? Maybe I'll speed it out. We'll see. 570-1053 is our number. And our text is 35253. And we want to hear from you, San Diego. So give us a call. We'd love to talk to you. What is making you laugh already? I like how Sky takes pills one at a time. They're really big, bro. Like, I wouldn't want to, you know, choke on them. You take medicine like a fifth grader. Should we crush it up and put it in your applesauce? Yeah. That's so funny. Sky, why do you do that? What's going to happen to you? You know. She takes two pills at once. Clear and narrow way. That's right. Give us a call. Let's introduce everybody on the show. You know what I mean? Why don't we go round and circle and introduce. My name is Mike. The show is called The Mikey Show because I have to keep that name. You can't just say, let's get rid of the name.
You have to keep it. You know, Madonna can't just suddenly be who she really is, which is her real name is Jason. Oh, wait. And she can't just go, oh, I'm going to go by my real name. And so. Yeah, it's like Beyonce can't all of a sudden change her name to Super Fierce Fresh or whatever. She did, though. It's like Sean Combs can come out one day and be like, yeah, everyone call me Diddle. Call him Diddle. Call him Diddle. So what can I tell you about... We have a lady that comes over and does classroom stuff with Jake. and she's really cool. Her name's Nicole, and I give her veggies that I grow. Nice. That's payment? Yeah. That's awesome. That's the way she works. That's cool. And I have these prized tomatoes that are growing right now. Did you guys try them? Yeah. Eddie, did you try that one? They're delicious. Aren't they great? They're very good. The Hub didn't try them? Uh-uh.
He hasn't tried it. No, we've been down and out. We've been eating like Top Ramen the last couple of days. So that is a good sick food. We should do that as a topic one day. What's a good sick food? I got a list. Yeah. But I just wanted to illustrate how even as adults, we're very childlike because I had this tomato. Right. And I wanted to give it to her like she's my teacher. Right. So I go into the room and I have the tomato. But I'm kind of nervous. Like when you give your teacher like something, you know, like an apple, you know how you're nervous, you know. And then the phone rang. And so I had to get up and run in and go get the phone. And so I answer the phone. I have the conversation on the phone. I hang up the phone. And then I'm like, oh, man, you know, the tomatoes in there. And do I just walk back in there and just pick it up and be like, hey, this is your tomato.
I had a plan, you know. I was going to go in there and say, hey, this is your tomato. But that got kind of sidetracked by the phone call. It's just not how. And I'm sitting there. And as I'm sitting there wondering what to do, our babysitter lady who was there, she comes in and she has the tomato. And she goes, you forgot your tomato. Now. Now what do you do, Mike? Now what? Yeah. Now what? Just call it a day, bro. I know, you know. It's done. The damage is done. And I'm in my, I'm like, well, maybe it's not meant to be. Hey, man. God gives you tomatoes. You got to make ketchup, bro. Yeah, right? You know what I'm saying? Right? Is that what I'm saying? Right. That's it. Check it. Okay. Put it on the board. Feel free to use that latest guy. So I ended up giving her the tomato like Luca Brotzi. What? Do you get it, Eddie? Of course. I don't. Sean, do you get it? Yep.
Sean, we have to get that clip. We don't have it, right? No. I'll get it, though. Luca Brazzi is a hitman. He's like a, isn't he? He's like a thug hitman. Yes. Yeah, he's like his, you know, henchman. Henchman, enforcer. Strong arm, whatever. In the movie The Godfather. Big, gigantic guy. And the Godfather's daughter gets married. And, of course, Luca is invited to the wedding. And what they do is. Everybody gets to ask a favor of the godfather and pay their respects about his daughter on the day that she gets married. So there's like a big line to see the godfather, right? And finally Luca comes in and he's been practicing what he's going to say to the godfather once he's in front of him. Very nervous. He's very, very nervous. Even though he's this big giant, you know, he doesn't look like somebody to be nervous. He looks like somebody to be nervous of. So finally he's in front of the Godfather. He's practiced the speech all day. And he goes, Godfather, I thank you for today's, on the day of your daughter's wedding. That your daughter's wedding. And may her first child be a masculine child.
It's the flubbiest because he's so nervous. And it's brilliant acting because he really is nervous. You know what I mean? He really can't get it out. We're getting text messages already. People want to ask the Oracle what is up because there was some pretty big Charger news the day he was sick. Really? Shut up. I don't know what happened. I'm sure you don't. I've been sleeping. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Just the defensive coordinator of the Chargers getting fired. Oh, where's the hallelujah music? That's right. Dude. That's right. Listen, you know, you don't like to see anybody get fired, but, you know, Ted Cottrell was stealing money. I mean, that, you know, for two seasons now, you know, and you heard Sean Merriman last year come on and talk about it, how he was upset that.
that you kept doing the same thing over and over and over again, and they wouldn't switch things up. And when they would switch things up, just even the tiniest bit, you would see success. But they would keep going back to the same defense over and over and over again. And it just wasn't working. And they were putting the people in wrong positions. And it just was a failed system. And so, you know, I mean, something had to be done. I'm actually really surprised they pulled that trigger. Because, you know, AJ and you can tell that Norv are very, you know, staunch in their beliefs. And they really believed in Ted Cottrell's plan. And it just wasn't working. Thank you for making that move. Now, my only question is their replacement. They've named Ron Rivera the replacement. And Ron Rivera, the reason why he took that job here in San Diego is to kind of learn how to run a 3-4 defense. He never had run a 3-4 defense before. And so one of the things missing on his resume sheet was how to run a 3-4 defense. And so now we're putting the guy in charge.
With only a year experience of learning this 3-4 defense. And now he's running the whole shebang. And so that makes me a little nervous. But Ron Rivera is a great coach. And he showed what he can do in Chicago. So hopefully he can turn this puppy around. It was a trip, man. The day that you were out, we were taking all these calls from these Chicago fans, right? Chicago Bear fans. And they were basically saying, you know... you guys as Charger fans should feel pretty good because one thing about Ron Rivera is that he is aggressive, man, when it comes to the defense. Absolutely. I mean, you know, when the Bears went to the Super Bowl a few years back, Ron Rivera was the defensive coordinator. But, you know, again, that was a different style of defense, and that's not the style of defense that we run here in San Diego. Well, it's funny because I was reading this press conference with them, you know. And the San Diego media is asking Ron Rivera. They're like, you know, so are you going to be blitzing more? Are you going to be doing this? Are you going to be doing that? And he said, well, if I told you all that, I'd basically be telling the Kansas City, you know, offense what we're going to do. And so they said, is it fair to say that the San Diego Chargers defense will be much more aggressive? And he said, and I quote, that is correct.
That's good. That's good. I think they have to be. Bring the hizzy. Absolutely. I say that because I was raised in the rap community. Well, duh. In and around the rap community pretty much my whole life. Biggie Smalls was like your mentor. Pretty much. We grew up together and you weren't. Pretty much. It was one of those deals where I hid it from Eddie. Wait, no. You didn't. You know, because I was like, he'll judge me. No. He knows. We went to like Van Halen concerts. Pretty good front, right? Okay. That's right. That's weird. This one says, hey, Eddie, can you say that's crazy? Thanks, bro. That's P1, say it. Yeah, Eddie. Eddie, can you say that's crazy? Why me? Because you're the best at it. And you're on. And take it. Q, maestro. That's crazy. Eddie. How was that? That was awesome. That was really good. That was really good. Being sick and all. I mean, I didn't think I'd be able to do it. That was crazy. Yeah, really good. Mikey, just wanted to let you guys know that you're the best. We moved to Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Nothing here compares. I listen every morning online. That's P1 Andy. Hey, glad to have you all back. I was having Mikey's show withdrawals. That's P1 Daddy. We were only gone a day. I'm sorry.
Give us a call at 5701053. This is P1 LPG. And LPG, tell us, tell people that are listening what a P1 is. They get straight to the point. They cuss. They listen exclusively to the Mikey show. They turn others on to the show, and they belong to the P1 site. That is correct. What is up? I want to congratulate P1 LA mom on giving birth at 703 last night to P1 Sophie Day. Nice. Awesome. Nice. Congrats. 87 ounces. That is cool. Welcome, Sophie Day. Yeah, welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you, guys. Love you. Love you. Love you. I love Sophie Day. Stop it. Our listeners are now ending every single call with love you guys. And it just started, and I don't know how it's happened, but it just started, and that's the deal. P1 Giants fan. How you doing, Mikey? What's up?
Not too much. I'm glad to hear you guys are feeling better. Thank you. So every day I go back and forth from Point Loma to work. And coming up on the eastbound date just after Nimitz, up until yesterday, actually a couple days ago, there was one of the new Mikey Show billboards. Well, driving along the other day and I noticed it had been replaced by nothing other than a Kaiser billboard. Oh, wow. That is a good joke, Sky. How did you do that? How did you do that? I mean. Well-timed. Well-timed. Perfectly. Well-timed. Could have been better in summer, but still good. Yes. The honey-baked one will be up next week and sort of complete the joke. Thank you very much, P1 Giants fan. Love you. Love. Real quickly, I introduce myself. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He is back. What percentage are you at, Eddie? I'd say probably 65%. 65%. Yeah. All right. I'm here, though. He's here. You're there. He's doing it up. That's cracking. And Skye is our news girl, and she is wearing, what do you got going there? I got my brand new tracksuit on today, Mike. Look at you. And it's comfy, and it fits perfect, and I'm going to wear it every single day. Carmella Soprano, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Sir Chen, for the birthday gift. That's right. It fits perfect. That's right. Eddie, you picked that out. Eddie picked out.
the most perfect gifts for Skye. That's kind of creepy. It is. I mean, you've got to figure that Skye's husband's sitting there going, oh, that was a good idea. Oh, that was a good idea. Sizes, everything. Dude. Like, whole deal. Like, I mean, he got me slippers. I don't know how he knew, like, what would fit my foot. He got me a track suit. I just imagined your foot, and I picked that up. Oh, really? I'm uncomfortable. Yes. Are we about to make out right now? All right. I hold your feet all the time. That is true. All those foot rubs are really coming at me. Let's see. Sean is our sound effects guy. Hi. What is going on with Sean? Do you guys see what's happening? Do you see the different thing going on here with Sean? Our sound effects guy is not wearing his normal headphones. He's got little earbuds in like Walkman headphones. What's going on, Sean? The headphones that I have are broken. But those are like top of the line. Yeah, yeah. What happened?
They're broken. I know, but what's the problem with them? The problem is that the leather that holds the padding on the ear is coming out. Oh, you should get the Sony MDR-V6. I hate those. They sound like crap. Yeah, but they won't do that to you, Sean. Yeah, but they sound like crap. Oh, they sound so good. They're perfect. They're industry standard. They sound like little tin whistles. Oh, wow. Tin whistles. They're the best in the business. That's John McCain. That's right. The tin whistle. That's his nickname. The tin whistle. Ah, the old tin whistle. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. McCain. Thank you, Mikey. All right. And he said, thank you. Ashley is our assistant producer. And Ashley worked her tail off yesterday. I want to give her some props. Oh, yeah? We were off yesterday. And she... put together a lot of audio for our Best Of CD. Awesome. She's a little angel. That's right. She did really good. I'm really proud of her. She is 25 years of age. She's wearing a yellow t-shirt today. I don't know what else I could tell you. I've given you everything I have. You know what I mean? Love your mouth.
Boston Rob is wearing a New England Patriots jersey. He has the word Boston tattooed on his throat. He's 25. He's engaged to be married. He has no wedding date. And he's got a goatee. What more do you want? Let's talk about the bandwagon jersey he's got on. Oh, really? You want to respond? I wouldn't do that. You want to respond, Boston Randwagon? Do you want to respond to that? Why is it a bandwagon? You know what? Because Eddie's right. I was never doing that. Let him defend himself. I was never a fan of the Patriots. Eddie, go ahead. Hold on. Once Randy Moss joined on, all of a sudden, I was like, dude. Now I love Randy Moss. He's my favorite player. Randy Moss is crazy, and I do love him. He's awesome, and I'm glad to have him on the pass. He's wearing a Randy Moss jersey, number 81. And if he went to San Diego, you would love him too. That is true. That is actually not true. I would. I would not like Randy Moss. If he didn't score a touchdown, then I wouldn't. And don't dog the jersey. He brings your team down now. When they don't do good, he does not play hard. Yeah, he brought my team down last year when he broke Jerry Rice's record. Because the team was playing well.
Oh, look it. Rob doesn't know what to do with himself. It's tough for him. It's just upsetting that my fiance got me this awesome jersey last year. And he's going to dog it. How dare you, Eddie? And I'm a bandwagon fan. Go talk to B-Dub. He's the one on the fantasy football shows going, hey, we'd love fans. Be a San Diego fan. I'm a bandwagon. What? B-Dub is hearing this right now, and he's like, he just woke up out of a soundstage. Right? I've heard him... Rob calling out B-Dub right now. That's right. That's your boy, dude. He's the one calling out for B-Dub. It's bad enough that you tell him to his face that he looks like a grown-up Jonathan Lipnick. Is that my fault? It's bad enough. Does anyone see that? Poor guy. I mean, identical. When we were in that important meeting last week. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Boston Rob text messaged me because B-Dub was sitting behind me. And he's like, Rob text me, don't look now. Right behind is a grown up Jonathan Lipnicki. And it's quiet in the room. And I go. This is completely true.
It's fantastic. Oh, my gosh. We should get him the little glasses that Lipnicki wore. Dude, it would seriously. Just for fun. Where is he today? I'm going to tell him to be that for Halloween. Yeah, it would be a great Halloween costume. It really would. Perfect. It really would. And then he could go, do you know beef and dogs can smell fear? That's so awesome. And then there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Junior Esquire, MD, DDS, President and CEO. As seen on TV. There he is. It's the Odors. It's the Odors. Very nice. And we have three guests in the studio today. We have three guests in the studio. First of all, the person that won P1 Trivia, P1 Bass String. Where is Bass String? Hey, Bass String, what's up?
And Bass String is a very talented writer. And he and I communicate about writing every once in a while. And he sent me some of his stuff that he writes. And you know like when you read some stuff sometimes and you can't put it down? That's how talented he is. He's a talented guy. And he is in here today. He has selective insomnia, he says. I got that too. And he says once or twice a month goes night without sleeping. Dude, that's crazy. P1 bass string. We also have P1 Brittany in the studio. And she lost but put up a good fight in P1 trivia. And she's the girl that bought Zeth in the auction during the 28-hour show. Awkward. Why do you guys always make it something it's not? Inappropriate. Why is it inappropriate? It doesn't even make sense. Well, check it out. Did you guys know?
That her day job is she's an interior designer. Oh, that's great. How about that? Hello. It's kind of cool. Yeah. And also, of note, she just bought a pair of pink and white roller skates for the roller rink. So enjoy, ladies and gentlemen. How can you afford that after paying for Zeth? That's right. Oh, they were used. Secondhand. And finally, P1 Mark. Mark is a very cool guy, man. Mark. That's right, dude. Mark heard me talking about the find of a lifetime, the gold of fruit. Oh, not this again. Honey crisp apples. I mean, he's been talking about this for a week straight now. They're so delicious. They are. They're really delicious. I guess he's moved on from BLTs to apples. Oh, dude, I'm thinking, man, what if you were to have a BLT with a little Honeycrisp apple wedge on the side? That's a perfect meal. Did you bring some Honeycrisps? Oh, dude, you're a good man. And they're, like, organic and stuff, right? Yes!
Oh, I love Fuji's. Yeah, those are great. What about the red delicious? What about the red delicious? Oh, the Washington. Yeah, what about those? If we do a blind taste test of our listeners today, Fuji Honeycrisp, forget it. Mike, please. Honey C. We got to take a break. So let's do that. And then when we come back, you know, we'll get into the show. We got a lot of stuff on for you today. First of all. Our text message number is 35253, and our phone number is 5701053, and we'd love for you to call. And so give us a call or text us. And it's Halloween, and my son Jake is going to be Chewbacca. That's so awesome. And what do we got on the show today? We got the Movie Word Association game, which is hysterical and fun, and basically we're doing scary movies because it's Halloween. I need my music.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You guys like when I do that on Halloween? Not really. Not so much. It's the first year I've ever done that. No, you do it every year. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're going to do Weekend Worry Wart, so you can call us and tell us what's going on this weekend that you're all tripped out about. We've got the Worst Tattoo Contest going on. We're going to do Ask the Oracle, so you can call and ask Eddie questions about sports. Mikey P's theater is coming up. And also B-Rob's new song. It's going to be about voting because we have polls on Tuesday. Oh, yeah. Did you guys know on Tuesday we elect a new president? I don't get a time for that. Do you guys know that? Jerry Seinfeld in the stand-up spotlight. So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid, remember the first time you even heard about it? It's like your brain can't even. What is this? Who's giving out candy? Someone's giving out candy? Who is giving out this candy?
Everyone that we know is just giving out candy? I've got to be a part of this. Take me with you. I want to do it. I'll do anything that they want. I can wear that. I'll wear anything I have to wear. Remember those last few Halloweens? Getting a little too old for it. Just kind of going through the motions. Bing, bong. Come on, lady. Let's go. Halloween, doorbells, candy. Let's pick up the pace. When they come to the door, they always ask you those same stupid questions. What are you supposed to be? I'm supposed to be done by now. You want to move it along with the Three Musketeers? I got 18 houses on this block alone. You just hit the bag, we hit the road. That's the routine. Let's just pick it up. Sometimes they give you that little white bag twisted on the top. You know that's going to be some crap candy. It's got to have those official Halloween markings on it. Hold it, lady. Wait a second. What is this? The orange marshmallow shaped like a big peanut? Do me a favor. You keep that one. Yeah, we got all the doorstops we need already. Thank you very much.
Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Rock. Beautiful on a bright sunny day, but this Halloween, walk the haunted trail of Balboa Park at 6th and Juniper near Marston Point on the west side of the park. You got to go see it. Happy trails. Now open through November 1st. Go to hauntedtrail.net for tickets and information. The Haunted Trail is open every night through November 1st. Get tickets now at hauntedtrail.net. Hey, let me tell you something. Amco is a company that I trust my own family to visit. My neighbors and friends. You guys, P1s. I did a lot of work with... going to research Amco before I decided that they were going to be a sponsor of mine. And if it wasn't right, I wouldn't have brought them on the air. I would have let other DJs do that. But I felt really good about Amco. And the reason is because I took a yellow legal binder pad down there and a pen, and I just took a lot of notes. And so when you hear me talking about Amco, it's from, you know, questions that I asked or people that I talked to.
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I really got to hear about it. I was still not sure who it was, but the police report from the overdose at Isaiah Thomas' house says the person who called 911 says the victim stopped breathing. It's so weird, Eddie. What's the deal with that story? What is up with it? Fill us in on what actually happened from the beginning. Basically, there was a 911 call to Isaiah Thomas, former NBA player, Hall of Famer, Isaiah Thomas' house. And the police are saying that Isaiah Thomas overdosed on sleeping pills. Right. But Isaiah Thomas says, no, I did not. It wasn't me. It was my 15-year-old daughter who overdosed on sleeping pills. And the police are like, I think we know the difference between a grown man who has played in the NBA and is a Hall of Fame player to a 15-year-old girl. Really? I think we know the difference. But Isaiah and his family are saying, we don't know what they're talking about. It wasn't me. My daughter's going through a lot of problems. And that was the deal. Really strange. And so, you know, the latest now is, you know, the police report has been released, but they can't say who the victim is in the police report. So weird. Because of confidentiality rights of the patient or whatever. I don't know. That's so strange. Yeah. So we don't know. I mean.
So it's still unclear of who it was. That's interesting because normally in police reports, don't they put people's name and the only time names aren't released is when it's a minor? Maybe. And so maybe that's why. But why would the police, if they're not allowed to say anything, how is the police department even saying the whole thing about, you know, I think we know the difference between da-da-da-da-da-da-da? I don't know. That's a weird story. It is so strange. It is a crazy story. Let me see if this is working. It is not working. Okay. I cannot get my... thing to my computer deal to work anymore. Sean, I don't know what happened. We should talk. I don't know why it does that. Let's go back to the story this guy was talking about. Regis and Kelly? They're protesting there because Regis upset people and we have the audio. Cut 48. They're all talking to some degree about the election and Lola was telling me about the protests.
The two parties. And I said, do you know what the two parties are? She said, yes, the elephants and the donkeys. And I said, well, do you know what that means? You know what the elephant is? She goes, yeah, the Republicans. I said, do you know what the donkeys are? She goes, the Dominicans. She's pretty close. Yeah, so the people who are upset are saying that what Regis meant is that Dominicans and donkeys are very close. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah, because she said her daughter said the donkeys are Dominicans, and then Regis said, oh, pretty close. Oh, I didn't get that at all. Yeah, now what did most of us take that to mean? I was thinking, I was trying to figure out how he meant something with Democrats and Dominicans. Yeah. I was like trying to figure it out, and it didn't make any sense in my head. See, it made sense to me, but I even thought what I thought he meant was scandalous, and then when Sky said, what they took it as, I was like, whoa, never took that. But what I thought it meant was, yeah, Dominicans are predominantly Democrat. There's not a lot of, yeah, there's not a lot of like Republican Dominicans. That's what I thought he, where he was going with it. Just like there's more, you know, the general thought is, is that African Americans tend to vote Democrat.
And the stereotype is that the rich white guy is the Republican. And so that's what I thought that he was doing. Because if people were to come out to protest, then you would have the Republican Dominicans protesting. And I didn't hear that anywhere. It's just Dominicans are the Dominican-American. group is protesting. That they thought that he meant they're donkeys. We're not donkeys. We're not donkeys. We're not donkeys. Get Kelman on the line. Are you ready for this? Yeah. What weird is that? So listen to some of these texts. We're getting texts. We're getting a lot of text messages. 35253 is our text number and our phone number is 5701053. Let's see. Mikey, what is everyone on the show going to be for Halloween? Oh, I'm stressing. I mean. Stressing? You're stressing? Yeah, I'm a mess with this whole thing. That means that you do plan on dressing up tonight. Yeah, well, I, like, made plans to go out because I, like, didn't go to Boo Ball. And I'm like, okay, come on, Ashley. Like, just do something for Halloween. Like, get a life. So I'm going to go out tonight with my friends downtown. And I still do not have a Halloween costume. And I'm freaking out. Really?
You don't know what you're going to be. No, I have a backup costume of like a football girl, but that's still not even really complete. Like I would still have to get accessories for it. So that would still take time and energy and effort. But then I'm going to go today like. To Dr. Loves, because that's my spot. I like to go. They've got really cute costumes there. But probably everything's going to already be sold out, and I want to be a pirate wench. Nah. Really bad. Why? Why really bad? Because my friend's going to be one, and we're going to be pirate wenches together. Can we save the clip? Easy being a hoe now. Can we save the clip of you saying, I want to be a pirate wench? Really bad. Really bad. Really bad. It's a pretty good clip. I love pirates. It's weird. Yeah. I'm going as a goateed bald guy. Where are you going? Trick-or-treating. Trick-or-treating. That's cool. I'm going to go trick-or-treating. Wait a minute. You have Chewbacca in your household. That's right. Why are you not going as much? That's a good idea. It's the Padre. That's a good idea. Partner in crime. Maybe I should do that. Rebecca could be Leia. That'd be pretty cool. I like it.
Is anybody else dressing up? Eddie? Sky? I feel like me and Rob already did our Halloween at Poop Hall. We all got all dressed up. Not enough. We should do more. No, I'm sick. I want to be a ghost. Yeah. Well, you know what? That's on AskMen.com's costume that men should never wear. It's actually the number one costume they wear. Congratulations, Rob. I know people probably thought that Rob did that purposefully to get me into this. That's not true. Like, seriously, that's number one on this list. Askmen.com did this thing of costumes guys should never wear. Number one, ghost. Okay, then I'll be... Herve Villachez. There you go. Herve Villachez. That's it. Under ghost, it says, how many times have you been at a party where you've seen a handful of single guys wearing their soiled bedsheets? This pathetically unimaginative Halloween costume lets women know three things about you, or two things about you. One, that you're uncreative, and two, that you leave things to the last minute. They also say in AskMen.com that the opposite sex is a stupid costume for guys and that they should never wear it. That always creeps me out. Yeah, you should tell my brother Al. Is that his favorite thing? Dude.
Just every day of the week? Yeah. Sounds like something else. Hey, wait till Halloween. Yeah, please. It says, sure, it might seem like a good idea to throw on a wig and slap on a pair of oversized pair of falsies for your big creative Halloween costume. But before you know it, you'll be slipping out of work early to go shopping for shoes and accessories. Then the other bad get-ups are Scarecrow, anything with leotards. And a mascot. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Sorry about that. Sorry, Sean. Sorry about that. Sorry, Sean. Shut up. Sorry. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. You know what we're going to do next? Movie Word Association game. Call us right now and pick a horse. Horse. Smells like horse. Call us right now and pick the person you think will win the Mikey Show Word Association game. Smells like horse. And don't go anywhere, because when we come back, I got something great for you. When we come back, I'm going to be telling you how the economy is showing signs of a recession and everything, except for ExxonMobil. Wait till I tell you. Don't do this. Dude.
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Featuring Mikey. I don't run anywhere. I shanter. Eddie. I'm clearly the best. Sky. I never, ever spend money. Sean. I am very susceptible to natural phenomena. Boston Rob. I'm so athletic, man. And Ashley. I do have a lot of best friends, yeah. On Rock 105.3. Yeah. Eddie's fever may have broke. I'm not sure what's going on. What is that he's doing, Skye? I don't know. This is his disco dance? I'm not quite sure. I'm not sure what that dance is. All right, get it, Eddie. Oh, yeah. Now it's good. Okay. Welcome back. It is 7.03. The United Airlines cargo facility at Lindbergh was evacuated yesterday after a service dog signaled the possible presence of explosives. Everything ended up checking out fine. No big surprise here. The Phillies Rays Series was the lowest rated World Series.
Oh, gosh. What was the rating? It averaged just an 8.4 rating. The lowest was in 2006 at a 10 share. That's low. The 8.4 is pretty low. That is low. My dad said the word nurse in Godfather 2, and a lot of people wonder, what did he do after that? He actually recorded this single. This was my dad's scene, actually, right here. If you wonder what happened to him, there he is. Sounds great, too. He's got a set of pipes on him, I'll tell you that. Welcome back. I would have loved to have been at the recording of this. Oh, really? Yeah, it sounds like it was a party in there. Big time. You could just hear it, you know? It's a big time party. Before we went to break, I told you we were going to come back and I was going to tell you about this thing with Exxon. See, we are obviously in some very tough economic times and pretty much every company in the country is experiencing This terrible, terrible sort of recession like economy that we're living in. Well, like everybody has been feeling it for a while. But yesterday was the first time that like data actually came out showing, yes, this is going on. Like the U.S. gross domestic product fell 0.3 percent. They say spending, consumer spending fell about 3.1 percent. So we're now actually starting to see data that's showing this.
And if you get two of them in a row, right, it means recession. If you get two down ones in a row. That's what Chamberlain was saying, yeah. It means recession. And so pretty much, you know, if you're a big company, you've felt the squeeze. Except if the name of your company is this mom and pop startup company called Exxon Mobil. What do they sell? They work in the petroleum. It's like Vaseline and stuff. No, no, no. They work in dinosaur bones. Yeah, they work in oil. Like museums and stuff? Well, close. They make gasoline that we buy at the pumps. Now, I don't know how they make any money because gas is super cheap. Yeah, it's odd. Sky, talk to me about ExxonMobil. Well, yeah, this was another neat announcement we got yesterday. You know, all the news channels talking about this new data showing the economy shrinking. And then, oh, yeah, by the way, ExxonMobil released its third quarter earnings. And they have broken their own record for making the most profits ever. In this past third quarter, ExxonMobil pulled in a profit of $14.83 billion.
Think about it. It doesn't make sense, though, Skye. I know, Mike. It sure doesn't. It sure doesn't, Mike. Well, the reason that it doesn't make sense is that if you look at graphs of the American economy, you just see nosedive, you know? So how could it be that as we are, as a country... In that graph, you know, headed downward. And only, you know, a month or so ago, we were playing almost $5 a gallon for gas. Thank you. And now it's dropped. Yeah. Yeah, I know, Rob. Rob, what do you think it is? It's the election, Mike. We all know this. It's now fact. Yeah. I'm now on Rob's bandwagon. Yes. Explain it. How does it work? Well, Mike, this is what happens. Go ahead. Republicans, you know. pretty much are kings of America right now. So they control, and we know Bush got his fingers in the gasoline area, and they control everything when it comes to gas. Now, it's been, for the past eight years, it's been on the rise, on the rise, on the rise. This summer, we saw it hit pretty much $5 a gallon. Now that it's almost election time, they want everyone to feel good and feel good about the economy, or not the economy, but gas prices and all that.
So they let it drop off right now going to work this morning. I saw next to my house. It's like two sixty seven, which is ridiculous. Two sixty seven. So, you know, their their mentality is if everyone's paying not that much for gas, then they're going to. Try to vote or maybe vote Republican. Yeah, well, hey, listen, that's one way to think of it. Or the other way to think of it is, hey, listen, we're paying less for guests. We better keep those Republicans in there. And I really like it. And boy, that means I am voting Republican. Thank you, Rob. You talked me into it. Listen, I was on the case. I was on the fence. Now I'm positive. I definitely want to keep the price of gas low. But they didn't do it for eight years. You can't even see the fence, how far right you are. You're so far right that you didn't even know there was a fence. I like gas low. They could have done it for the whole eight years. And they didn't. Let's do this.
Yeah, this is my dance. Yeah. What? You like it, though? Look at the arm. Really weird. You guys ready to do this? Sure. Movie Word Association game. So we say, like, let's say, just for instance, that somebody says the word Quimby. All you have to do is come up with a movie with the word Quimby in it. And then the first person that can't, they're out. So, no, we give you a word. You got to use that word in a movie title. That's all. As long as you can do that, you stay in the game. We go, Willie, go around in circles. We go in a big circle here in the room. And you call us right now and tell us, who do you think will do really good at this game? 5701053. Take your pick. P1 Rude Dog. Who do you want? What's up, Mikey? What's up? I will take the Red Sox to win it all. There you go. I knew who you were talking about when you said the Red Sox to win it all. Good choice. Hang on the line. Hang on the line, sir. P1 Fred. My favorite movie. What? P1 Fred. Fred, are you there? Oh, Fred. You disappoint me. How dare you? Let's see. P1 Drumstick?
What's up, bro? What's up, dude? Who do you want? I'm going to get my girl Ashley. You got it. Hang on the line. Nice. November rain. What's up? It's September. It's actually a movie. P1 Murmur. What helpers? Who do you want? I'm for the spy campaign. There you go. Oh, wow. P1 Scotsman. How's it going? How you doing? Good. Who do you want? Give me some Eddie. All right. Hang on the line. And let's see. P1 James, you get me. That's who I was hoping for. All right. Hang on the line. All right. Hang on the line. Okay. So everybody knows I play it now, right? Explain it correctly. So here is the order. Are you ready? It will be me, Eddie, Sky, B-Rob, Ashley. And that's it, right? Okay. So we have one, two, three, four, five people playing. Got five people playing. I don't know if I'm up for this. I'm not ready. I don't know why. No. Me, Eddie, Sky, Rob, Hasse. That's your order. Bumblebee, bumblebee. We've got high. We've got high. She's like the wind. She's like the wind. She's like the wind. She's like the wind. Apple pie. I'm ready. You guys ready? You warmed up? Yeah. Eddie, who starts?
I thought we, to make it fair, we were moving around each time. I thought so too, but then you go, this is the order we're going to go, and you go, Mikey. No, no, no. What I mean by that, what I mean by the order is so that people know what our actual order of people speaking will be. You are a treasure. I don't know. We can say whoever. Not it. The order is me, Eddie, Sky, Rob, Ashley, but one of us starts each time differently so that it's not always the same. It's fair. Let's start with Ashley. Oh, by the way, by the way, concerning me being the Dumbo. Hold on. No one said that. We said you were a treasure. I just remembered this. Remember you guys were saying to me I was a goofball because I thought that this weekend was a good thing with daylight savings. I was like, we get an hour, and you guys are like, you're so dumb. You don't even get it, Mike. You're the dumbest person in the history of lifetimes of people being dumb. No, I wasn't. We do get an hour. Like, we get to sleep an hour more. It's good. Yay! I don't remember that argument. I know we fall back. Fall back. And I know George Bush is trying to eliminate daylight savings. Wait, I'm confused. Rob is saying, this weekend, we go an hour back.
So we get an hour. We get an extra hour of sleep. It's a good thing. Yeah. Rob was making fun of me. I want to be the first to apologize. Thank you. I'm sorry. We can now move on. I don't know what's going on. Last night when it came to me, I woke my wife up at 2.30 a.m. Honey, wake up. Quick. Rob thought that... Never mind. Are you ready? Let's have Sky start. Wait, so then what's the order? How dare you? Stop doing this to me. Stop doing this to me. I'm confused. I think Raw, Ashley and then Raw. Oh, my. Are they doing this just to hurt my heart? I'm not. I could use that extra hour of sleep right now. I'm going to give out the order that we go on. Start with me, though, so it makes sense. This is the order. Sky, me, Eddie. Wait, no.
That's so wrong. We are the worst. We are the worst. Is it correct? If it was you, me, Sky, Rob, Ashley, then if Sky goes first, it's Sky, Rob, Ashley. I give up. I give up. Can we just be a TV show? It's so hard. It's so awkward. It's so hard to do stuff on the radio and try to describe things for people to see it. And then when you compound that by the fact that I have adult attention deficit disorder. This is not my strong point. Write it down. Today's fun. So me, Rob, Ashley, Mike, and so Jenny. Can't do it. Mr. Singletary. Don't distract us. I can't do this, Mr. Singletary. Cannot play with him. Cannot win with him. People are in their car right now. Cannot coach with him. And they're going, well, how come they haven't started playing yet? Can't do it. This is the first time we've played. Yeah, we're still working out the kids. I don't know any of this. Are we ready? Not the first time we've played. I don't know. We'll find out. Okay, so, go Sky. Go. No, I need the word first. Oh, wait, Sean, don't play this. You know what I just realized? You know what I just realized? What's up? Wait. It's not even important for the audience to know what order we go in. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter.
Oh, man. And I'm dead set on making sure they know of an order. All they got to do is listen, and if somebody can't do it, then they're out. Oh, this is bad. Okay, so just to... Oh, no. Rob, shut your mouth. Don't even. Don't even say it to be funny. I'm just checking. Here we go. You ready? Here we go. Okay. Hey. What's the word? Warming up. Movies with the word house in the title. House on Haunted Hill. House of the Dead. House of Wax. The house that couldn't stand itself. The house stand itself. That's scary. Remember? It's really creepy. If I was a therapist, I would look into this. I don't know. Wow. Mike.
What do you think that movie says about you? Oh, man. The house that felt it was fat. The insecure house. Oh, man. I'm out. So Eddie, Sky, Ashley, and Rob remain. Are you guys ready? Yes. Rob will begin. Okay, it's on me. Okay. Movies with the word girl in the title. Girl Interrupted. Check Brody Girl. IMDB Brody Girl. Brody Girl. Brody Girl. How about just girl? Girl. I don't even know where she's going with that. I don't either. Oh my gosh. The other Berlin Girl? Herbie Girl?
I don't know. Three people left. Eddie, Rob, and Sky. Yes. Eddie begins. Movies with the word war in the title. War of the Roses. I was waiting for Rob. Listen, I gotta give you this thought in my head. All I thought in my head was the audience doesn't need to know the order. We do. And we still don't. We're the only people that need to know the order. And we still don't. Like, honestly, we almost, listen, we almost have to have everybody come into the studio and stand in a line. I agree. I agree. So that we know when to go. That's how dumb we are. I'm out. And you are the one keeping the order, too, Skye. No, please. I'm like, Rob can't think of anything right now. That's weird. It's between.
Eddie and Rob. Do you guys know what order to go in? Sky? Sky goes first? Rob, you're first. Okay. Movies with the word little in the title. Oh, Big Little Daddy. Big Trouble in Little China. Little Giants. Oh, Little Giants 2. Every time. Little Feet. Little Feet. The movie, the documentary. Little Rascals, Rob. Little Merman. I could have kept going. I fight this. There was a Little Giants 2. I don't think so, Rob. Who was in it? Al Bundy. Al Bundy. It's a character. Way to go, Eddie. I didn't even know it was my turn. He won Scotsman. Scotsman, are you there? Dude, how do you feel winning the last episode ever of the Movie Word Association game?
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It's another Mikey moment. This is from Boston Rob's yesterday email. On the way home from boxing, I stopped to get ingredients to make lunch, including a green Anaheim chili. Dude, I'm telling you. And this is amazing. Amazing. I love these green chilies. Who is this guy right now? He's so domestic. I know, right? Check this. This is the same guy that's got Boston tattooed across his neck. Yeah, same guy who didn't show up for work, and we found him on a website because he was in the drunk tank. Well, yeah, we found him on the San Diego Police Department's website. Idiots! But let me tell you what I did with Anaheim Chili. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's The Mikey Show. It's 731. Sarah Silverman went on Jimmy Kimmel last night and a couple announced that they're officially back together. Portland's former number one draft pick Greg Oden sprained his foot in his first game and will miss two to four weeks. Thank you OG's Pizza who came in this morning and brought some delicious food, catered food for our listeners this morning that are in the studio.
And so I just wanted to say thank you so much to OG's Pizza and Brewing Company and Vista. They were very cool to come down here. And if you want to go visit OG's Pizza, they're at 425 South Melrose Drive. I pass them every Saturday on our way to church. They're really good. OG's Pizza and Brewing Company in Vista. And let me see. And I gave you their address. And they are inviting you to go down there, try the best beer, pizza, pasta, salads, and sandwiches in the county. They also have nightly specials. Like they have a Monday happy hour till they close. Kids eat free. Oh, when's that? I think it's then. Oh, Monday. And $6 burgers on Tuesday. Oh, no, no, no. On Tuesday, they do Kids Eat Free and $6 burgers. I got to do something with Jake on Tuesday, Mike. Is that right? I'll bring him back right after we're done. Yeah, guys, you need a babysitter on Tuesday. On Wednesday, they do crazy wing specials. On Thursdays, they do the most outrageous pizza deal on the planet. And they want you to go in there and check them out.
That's OG's Pizza and Brewing Company in Vista. Very nice of them to do what they did for us this morning. Bring those in. Very, very cool. 570-1053 is our number. Weekend Worry War. Here's the idea. We put you on the air. You tell us what's going on this weekend that you're kind of tripping out about. Something big coming up. You know, the examples that we've given before are things like, oh, you're freaked out because maybe you're going to be. Asking somebody to marry you. Oh, my. Or maybe you're going to be doing something for the first time, like you're going to be skydiving. I don't know. Anything. It could be anything. 5701053. Text us at 35253 and let us know. So give us a call right now. Let's take some of these calls. P1 Tito, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What do you kind of...
stressing about this weekend? My fiance is pregnant. She's three months pregnant. So we're going to go to our first ultrasound today. Right on. You know how there's a lot of miscarriages usually within the first three months. Right. So I'm kind of nervous and scared. I'm hoping I only hear two heartbeats, one being my fiance, the other one being my babies, not three. Right. Because I'm very young. How old are you? I'm 19. Oh, wow. Look at you. Oh, that is young. Look at you. That's how my dad was when he had his first kid. Oh, really? 19. So will you guys find out the sex of the baby today? No, not until the fifth month we can find out, which is actually two days before Christmas. Holy moly. That's very exciting. Call us back on Monday. Let us know how it is, all right? Yeah, sounds good. Let us know how it goes. Thank you. I appreciate it. P1 Mom, you there? Yeah. What are you doing tomorrow?
Actually, my kids and I are taping Family Feud. Get out of here. Oh, that's awesome. That is awesome. Really? Yeah, what is the name of your family so we can watch? It's the Porter family, and it's the first. Actually, we already went up on October 12th and taped one show, and we won the fast money of $20,000, and then we're going back tomorrow to hopefully win some more money. Oh, that's awesome. I love fast money. Sick. We're going to play. The first show is going to air on March 9th. So I guess we're going to win tomorrow for sure. Nice. If you need a substitute, email me. I'm really good at that. I'm very good. You're not a part of their family. That is hysterical. Can you imagine? Mustache. That's funny. P1 Mom, you won't be able to tell us on Monday what the results are, are you? Can you? Yeah, I can. They don't mind? Usually they're all freaked out about you giving out that. Confidentiality clauses. Richard Dawson's still the host, right? I don't know. After you are on the show, they have you sign a bunch of paperwork. I'll have to read through it and see what we find. You may want to pick that out. Not supposed to tell us what they've already told us. Come on, Mom. Thank you, Porter family. Thanks a lot, P1 Mom.
Yep, okay. Appreciate it. Good luck. Oh, that's funny. P1 John, are you there? Yeah, yeah. What do you got going on this weekend? Well, my family is going to be my girlfriend's family for the first time this weekend. Oh, my. That's actually not the problem. I'm actually stoked about that. It's going to be a good time. Everybody's good people. But my family... We are predominantly Republican, and her family, they're staunch Democrats. With the election coming up, I'm just afraid that somebody's going to say the wrong thing. I doubt it will come up. No, well, Eddie, the election's on Tuesday. It is? Yes. Oh, I guarantee it'll come up. You're dead. Yeah. Are you guys getting together, like, at somebody's house? We're having a barbecue, so everybody's going to be drinking, having a good time. I hope that my dad doesn't say one thing that'll set them off. Oh, he will. And your dad, okay, your dad, is your dad the Republican or the Democrat? I missed it. Republican. He's a Republican. Okay. So he's smart.
Oh, wow. He's very old and rich. So he gets it is what you're saying. No, he's old and rich is the deal. Wow, dude. Well, what is your, is it your girlfriend? Is that what you said or your what? Yeah, my girlfriend. So is she, like what is she saying about it? Does she think it's going to be an issue? Well, you know, both of our families like to argue. You know, and I'm just thinking that when they get together, you know, and drinks are flowing and one person says one thing. You know, tensions are high right now just because of the elections. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. I think that nobody's going to want to back down. Wow. Yeah, yeah, just throw a couple of beers in them. I'm sure it'll be plenty of fun, plenty of fun. That'll fix everything. Wow. I cannot wait to hear on Monday what happened there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get your number and hear from you on Monday? If I'm still alive, I'll be more than happy. Hang on. Hang on the line. That's fantastic. He should delay that. No. That's fantastic. I would. I would. Let's see. Maybe do it Tuesday right after the voting. Everyone just come over. No, no. Talk about what. P1 Dawn, are you there? Yes, I am. What are you nervous about? Well, my daughter, she's a senior in high school. She lives in Ohio with her grandparents to finish up the year.
She found out yesterday her high school band is performing with John McCain today because he's in Ohio for the swing state. She didn't want to perform because she doesn't support the Republicans or John McCain. She swore she's going to wear her Barack Obama T-shirt and flash to try to get on TV. Well, if she flashes, she won't get on TV. Well, no, she wants to flash her Barack T-shirt. Oh, gotcha. Thank you, Mikey. Well, Mr. McCain, I don't know why you're thanking me. I mean, this girl is going to. Thank you, Mikey. Mr. McCain, can you hear me? Thank you, Mikey. Mr. McCain. Thank you, Mikey. Mr. Never mind. Oh, wow. Apparently you can't hear me. Oh, bummer. Wow. Well, you need to call us and let us know how that goes. And we'll watch the news to see if we can see how that goes. I already have my Devo set to take. You have your Devo. Wait a second. She has four guys in red hats. And they are ready to do this thing. Wow.
CIA, FBI, or her grandmother. What about the Secret Service? What about the IRS? Well, you know what? She's all upset, too, because they have to tap them down. They're all upset. Oh, wow. Tap your show. That's right. Flash that shirt. Thank you very much, P1 Dunn. Thanks. Appreciate it. Yeah. Oh, my. Tap your dinner show. I want to get a Devo at home. Everybody needs a Devo. They're cheap right now. Dude, my demo is so filled up. Yeah. P1 Valerie. Hi, my kids. This weekend, my cousin is getting married in April, and we're going bridesmaids dress shopping, and I'm the maid of honor. And she has turned into a total bridezilla. Like, she was all cool at first. Like, oh, yeah, you can wear whatever you want. And now she's like, your dress has to be the same style as mine. It all has to match. Everyone has to wear the same thing. And she... Like, she's horrible. And she picked out, like, the worst possible flattering look for me. Hey, listen, listen. When you're a bridesmaid, do whatever they want. I'm telling you. You want good advice, do whatever they want, those brides. Do what they want. Just go, okay, great. Yeah, you may be miserable, but just go, all right. Yeah, this will be over soon. This will be really gorgeous on me. I say fight it.
I'm with you. Wear what you want. Yeah. But it's not her day. Yeah, show up in jeans. And an Obama shirt. And an Obama shirt tucked in. Make sure the waist is real high. Devo it for us. With a belt, yeah. Devo it. And Devo it. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. That's P1 Valerie. I can't wait to see how that goes. Lots going on. There is a lot going on with people. What's happening in the world? Is it true that... Somebody mailed fake anthrax to the Union Tribune? Yes. Really? Yeah, as well as 120 other media outlets across the country, but the Union Tribune was one that received the letter and opened it up, and there was a little clear packet of white powdery substance and it said anthrax on it. It actually said anthrax on it. That's how you buy it in a store. Yes, on the black market. I go on the weekends. Oh, you do? Yeah. You can go to anthrax.com. It's just a band. Yeah, so they arrested the guy who they believe did it, and he will be in federal court today. And, you know, right now they only have three counts of sending hoax anthrax threats by mail against him, but they're expecting the number of counts to go way up because there were like 120 of them across the country once they can tie him to all of them. So they say each count. He's going to be in a cuckoo clock. They're going to sit the cuckoo clock down there.
table. Oh, yeah. And he'll pop out every hour and give his testimony. Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. That's it? So, but if he ends up getting 120 counts against him, you know. Oh, he's busted. Oh, there he is. Hi. Hey, Elizabeth Edwards is not wearing her wedding ring. Yeah. This is pretty scandalous. Yeah, now we remember how it came out a while ago that John Edwards had an affair. Yes, he was my boy before I knew he was an adulterer. I'm not a fan. Even more now, huh? No, actually, I'm not so much a fan. So she was out on Monday night and was photographed not wearing her wedding ring. And sources close to the family say that they are no longer living together. Oh, dude. Yeah. You know about that. Did you guys hear about the Joe the Plumber thing? Yeah. John McCain goes to introduce Joe the Plumber. It happens, man. Ridiculous. This is what I was talking about the other day. It's like, you know, like poor John McCain. He just, he doesn't sound very good in this thing. You know, he just doesn't sound good. Well, maybe he should employ some people that will give him, I don't know, the heads up.
He tries to introduce Joe the plumber at this event that he's at, except the problem is that Joe the plumber's not there. He's a little late. And he thinks he is. Is that what the deal was? Yeah, well, yeah. You know, he was like, you know, where's Joe? Where's Joe? Where's he at? Did he eventually show up? He showed up on another stop on the tour. Yeah, the next stop they made there. Cut eight. You know, we've learned more. We've learned more about Senator Obama's real goals for our country over the last two weeks than we learned over the last two years. And that's only because Joe the Plumber asked him the right question right here in Ohio. We've learned more about Senator Obama right here in Ohio. That's when Senator Obama's revealed he wants to, quote, spread the wealth around. Spread your income around. Joe's with us today. Joe, where are you? Where is Joe? Joe. Joe here with us today. Oh, this is so awkward. Joe, I thought you were here today. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Good save. All right. Well, you're all Joe the plumber, so all of you stand up and say I thank you. Uh-huh.
A guy named Sam who doesn't actually do any plumbing. Well said. That didn't sound good. Yeah, and the worst was to, like, watch it and see Cindy McCain standing behind him because she's, like, scanning the crowd. She's like, oh, he's here, you know? He is here, right? Like, he's here. He's got to be here. My husband said he's here. He's got to be here somewhere. Where the heck? Let's see. Some text messages. Real quick, FYI, another news story about Joe the Plumber yesterday. Hired a publicist. What? He's running for office, isn't he? Is he? Not that I was aware of. I think he's running for something. I don't know. Good for him. He's talking about writing a book and maybe a country album. So, thank you. Oh, so am I. Yeah. That's what you do when you're famous. I'm writing a book and a country album. Yeah, he has the same publicity team that handles Grand Funk Railroad and Eddie Money. Me too. Oh, and I guess Mikey as well. That wasn't here in the story. I was like, hey, if it's good enough for Grand Funk, it's good enough for me. That is awesome. This text message says, I'm from Brooklyn and Rob is kind of funny, so I'm cool with him being from Boston. That's P1 Brooklyn. That's weird.
Rob is the one that gives me the text messages. And for whatever reason, Rob liked that text. And I just read it right here on the air. That's great. Good for you, Rob. Thank you. Mikey, Ashley. Ashley should dress up as her dog, Sammy. How scary is that? Oh, dude. That is gross. They don't make costumes like that. No. That's terrifying. What, my chubby puggle? Yes, that's right. I love her. This text says, Mikey, I'm a black guy, and I'm going as Captain Black Sparrow. That's P-1. Deception. Hilarious. There it is. 5701053 is our number. Our text number is 35253. SDG&E will not cut power during the dry weather. Figure it out already. How many times would that? Right. Oh, we're going to cut everybody's power. Oh, no, we're not going to do it this time. We'll do it next time. Oh, wait. Well, are you or aren't you? No, we're going to wait until maybe 2009 and think about it then. So what's the deal? Yeah, so now they basically said they hope to implement the plan next year. Oh.
So we'll see. But the plan is power would be shut off to about 45,000 customers in remote areas of the county during high wind, low humidity type of conditions. And now they're saying, okay, wait a second. Maybe we're a little hasty. Let's figure this out and talk about it again next year. 5701053, are you wearing like a costume to work today? You know it's a cool place if they let you dress up in costume. If they don't let you dress up in costume, that is a fuddy-duddy place, man. Quit. Yeah. Like, seriously, I think that they should even let UPS drivers and FedEx drivers dress. Well, that wouldn't be conducive to people answering the door, right? No, Mike. Like one guy dresses in a mask. Like a ninja costume. Yeah, exactly. And he's ringing your doorbell. Maybe that wouldn't work so good, right? No, Mike. No, Mike. You can have a package. Yeah. Open up. Open the door. Your friendly neighborhood UPS man here. Special delivery. I'm not leaving until you open the door. You scare me. I'm actually here for a pickup. My stuff. Don't get mad, please. Seth Rogen is upset about the movie industry because they're totally cool with violence, but for whatever reason have a problem.
with sexual content. Yeah, so their new movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, is out today. And, you know, they had to jump through so many hoops to get this movie out. Like, they had to re-edit the whole film so it wouldn't get an NC-17. They had to, you know, take care of some stuff. They wouldn't use the movie poster here in the States like other countries. Like in Canada, it's fine. But here in the States, they had to draw stick figures instead of the actual people in the movie poster. Were they naked in the movie poster? No, the movie poster would show, you know, because what the... movie is about is these people who like need money so they decide they're gonna make a porn to try and make money but it's like you know a mess and comedy everywhere you know and so uh basically what the movie poster showed is one of the either like the guy or the girl there were two versions and then uh down at the very bottom of the poster you would see the top of one of the other's hair really yeah so implying right
So, yeah, Seth Rogen, who's, you know, the star of this movie, says it's ridiculous. They won't use that movie poster, but then he sees the Saw 5 movie poster, which is basically a dude wearing another dude's skin as like a mask. He's like, so that's okay for people to walk around and see, but our poster isn't. He's basically saying this country is ass backwards when it comes to violence being okay, but sexual content is not. He's kind of right. He's got a really good point. I mean, for whatever reason, they are okay with violent images, but... Sexual images, they're a little bit more. Well, even in music, too. Like, you know, we talked about this before. Like, you know, they have to edit the sexual content out of songs. So they replace the sexual content with, like, violent content. Yeah. Violent? Violent. Oh. Well said. AP1 Jesse. Yes. How are you? Doing well, thank you. How are you? I'm good. What are you going to dress as today? What are you dressed as? Well, actually, I have this really realistic alien mask that I bought a couple years ago.
Spent a lot of money on it, actually, but it's pretty good looking, and I'm getting ready to walk in the office here in about five minutes. Is it just the mask and your business suit? What's that? Is it just the mask and your business suit? Like, what do you have with the alien mask? Well, I don't really have anything. I'm just going to wear, like, a sweatshirt and stuff. That's funny. I don't have to wear a business suit necessarily. That is funny. I'm just going to surprise everyone, you know, like, walk up behind some people while they're at their desk. Cool. Thanks, man. Thank you. Appreciate it. This is P1 Elizabeth. You there, Elizabeth? Yes, I am. What are you doing? What are you dressed as? I'm dressing up as a cow. Really? Because I'm pregnant, so the udders are going to be right where the belly is. That's awesome. That's hysterical. That's hysterical. Thank you for calling. Thank you. See, I think it's funny when guys dress like girls. It makes me laugh. It's very sophomoric. I know, it's very sophomoric, but it makes me laugh. I see a guy with big fakies, and for whatever reason, especially a sweater. If they're wearing a sweater, that makes me laugh every single time. 5701053. Our text number, 35253. Don't go away. You know, there was a couple of E. coli infections in North County. I got details coming up. On The Rock.
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Gwen Stefani has refused to sell baby pictures of her new son, Zuma, so she got the jump on the paparazzi and posted a picture of him on her website. The Lakers give their center Andrew Bynum a new four-year, $58 million extension. Oh, my. Oh, my goodness. Welcome back to the show. Before we went to break, I told you that there was a couple of North County people. that have been infected with E. coli. Is that right, Sky? Yeah, there are two girls. One is seven, one is nine. They both go to Carmel Creek Elementary School. And one of them has been in the hospital for a week now. The Solana Beach School District did send a letter out to parents letting them know that the kids didn't get sick from eating anything at school. And no other kids at the school have got sick. But, you know, they can't because of privacy laws and their minors. They can't give details. But because lots of people are saying these girls are sisters.
And they say they can't confirm that, but they do say that the girls are very close to one another. So whatever that means. But they're saying they didn't get it at school. And, you know, parents there at Carmel Creek Elementary School shouldn't worry. But they did want to let everybody know that these two girls are really sick with E. coli. My. Yeah. Hey, I rarely do this, but I need to ask listeners for help for me. We have this lady that watches Jake and her name is Claudia and she's really super cool. And she was really like a blessing because she I was really nervous when she was going to start watching Jake because I didn't know her very well. My wife knew her and it just made me nervous because I didn't have the experience with her that my wife did. And so it's somebody new that I don't really know is going to be watching Jake. Well.
She's been a blessing because she really he loves her. He really loves her. Genuinely, like he asked for her when she's not there and she loves him. And that is, you know, it's just been a really great thing. Well, anyway, her and her husband are going to have to move to Tijuana. And we were talking to her about it and she said that they are. Because he can't find work in the construction field. And he's been in it for 15 years. So I know that a lot of our listeners are in that field. We've made note of that before, like when we're playing different games and stuff. So I was talking to Rebecca about it, and I wanted to see if somebody could help us. He is 51 years old. And she says he's really good. He's been doing it for a long time. The deal is he's legal to work in the United States, does not speak English. Can anybody help? We would consider it a blessing if somebody could help us out and this guy needs work and somebody could help him get it and they could stay. It would really be cool. I just am really bummed thinking that Jake would lose her, you know?
She's so awesome, man. She is so, so awesome. And we just love her so much. And so if anybody, you know, is in the position where you can hire somebody that's legal to work in the United States, but he doesn't speak English. He's been in construction for 15 years. No, no, no, no. Sorry. I read that wrong. He's been in construction since he was 15 years old and he's 51. Wow, that's a big difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 51 years old and he's been working in construction since he was 15 years old. So he knows what's up. He knows what he's doing. And they're really cool and she's so sweet. So if anybody is in the hiring type of position can help. Again, it's the construction industry. And it would really help because she'd be able to stay and take care of Jake if that happened. 570-1053 is our phone number and our text number is 35253. And you can also email Mikey at KIOZ.com if you have info. All right. I got a random debate. Oh, here we go. Busted out. You guys ready for a random debate? Yeah. Which do you think would be...
Worse. Which, and instead of asking it like that, let me ask you, which one would you pick? Which one would you pick? You had a pick between one of these. Which would you pick? You either have to take a punch from Chuck Liddell with his full force. Where are we talking? He picks. He picks? He picks. Full force punch by Chuck Liddell. I don't like that at all. What's my other option? Your other option is full force, running start, take a hit by Sean Merriman. You're just standing there. Am I dressed in full pads and everything? No, you're just standing there. I'm just there in my jammies. In your jumpsuit. So in both situations, you're just standing there. It's easy for me. Is there a third choice? It's just easy, Eddie. I want a third choice. There is no third choice. Not like swim alongside Michael Phelps or anything? No, that's not a choice? No. All right, my bad. This one's easy for me too, but I want to see if I'm on the same thinking with Eddie. Yeah. Eddie, which would you pick? I'm taking the Merriman hit easily. Really? Because Chuck Liddell, if he hits me just right, he could kill me. Oh, wow. He would literally die.
Really? You just changed my mind? Yeah. With the Merriman thing, it would hurt a lot. Yeah. But I think I could brace myself to where I could take the impact and it not be that bad. Yeah. But the Liddell thing, no matter what, I'm in big trouble. I was going Liddell. You changed my mind. You know what my thinking was? Let me tell you what my thinking was. I was like, if I get hit by Merriman, I go back and I could crack my skull getting hit. I think that the chances of, like, death way worse, I think, with the Chuck Liddell deal. You get punched by Chuck Liddell in the temple, and you're dead. Say goodnight. Right in the nose, goodnight. Say goodnight. What if we said punching the gut from Chuck Liddell? Internal problems, that would suck. Yeah. That would suck. There's really nowhere that you could be hit by Chuck Liddell that would make it... I don't even know if I'd want to be punched in the arm by Chuck Liddell. Remember, he punched me in the arm. He wasn't full. Yeah, but he was playing. He was giving you a love tap, and remember you started crying? Remember you got in the fetal position, and you were sucking your thumb, and you were crying? Yeah, but that's because I had something in my ear. No, you had something in your eye. Yeah. And it made you go in the fetal. He had an eyelash. He's always crying. He went in the fetal, Chuck's staring. That's right. Sky, what would you pick?
Well, I don't know much about the UFC, but I don't care for being punched by anybody. Oh, really? Yeah. It's just this little thing I got. Oh, gosh. I guess I'd have to say Merriman just because all you guys are saying Merriman. Like, I don't know. I actually think I would win if Merriman. Stop it. You have a fever. You're talking crazy. Yes, you're talking through some kind of fever. I think he would go back. If he ran into me. Like he'd be hitting a wall, basically? You hear our guests laughing in the studio. They're laughing, but they're nodding. Yeah. You might kill him, they said. You might kill him. Thank you. Thank you. You guys get it. I don't think so. Talk about the Mikey show. Everybody in San Diego listening to the Mikey show. We just read that story about the Ecoli. We got one of the moms of one of those girls on the line. She's listening. She just called in. Kathy, you there? Yeah, hi. So you have more information for us. I do. I'm the mother of both children, and they are sisters. They are sisters. Oh, they're sisters. There you go. Wow. Yeah, because of privacy laws, the school leaders wouldn't confirm that they were sisters or not, but that's what everyone was saying. We can't either. I mean, we don't know. I mean, she's calling, and she's saying that she's their mom, and, you know, it sounds like. I am their mom. Yeah. I just have to say that to protect myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what's the deal? What's the deal?
The deal is I just took the last child home yesterday. E. coli 0157 is the strain. And one of the children just suffered, you know, just terrible gastrointestinal symptoms. The other went into kidney failure, which is a major complication. Both of them are okay? Both of them are fabulous. Oh, that's awesome. Gwen just had her last blood transfusion yesterday. She had dialysis for three days. And they're just amazing kids. And I have to thank Brady's Children Hospital because I know that you guys do your fundraisers for them, but they're an amazing, amazing team. That's awesome. That is so cool. Go ahead, Skye. I just want to also let you guys know that it's not something you just pick up because someone sneezes on you. There's some genetic components involved. I think the public might be being led that this is something that's easy to catch and it's not. Skye has a question. Skye has a question. So how did the girls get it? Do you guys know yet? I believe it's foodborne. We don't eat meat, red meat. So I believe it's from some type of vegetable product that was not washed properly. I'm a little diligent at home.
Can't say I caught it at home. My oldest daughter was not infected. And does she go to the same school as the younger girls or no? Go to the same school. They don't do school lunch. But to be quite honest, I think the school wasn't involved. But there's restaurants and we're tracking it. And if I, you know, we're working diligently to put our finger on it because we don't want any other child to go through this. You know, Kathy, I'm guessing that because it's happened, you've learned a lot about E. coli. Oh, let me tell you, I've learned quite a lot. Question. I got a question. Right? I got a question. Yes. Okay. I grow my own stuff. Okay. And I eat it. And my question is, is like, is there anything that could get on my vegetables that I grow? And if so, how do I... wash my stuff and how do people wash their stuff properly like is it enough to just run cold water over it and then you're good no it's a bacteria um it and they were not able to use antibiotics throughout the therapy they just have to let it run its course for complication reasons the way you would wash your foods is you can use the sprays
I was told one drop of bleach to every gallon of water and soaking your vegetables or using an antibacterial soap. Yeah, water isn't going to cut it. So that means that if you buy veggies from the grocery store and you wanted to be really diligent, you would have to fill up a sink with a couple gallons of water in it and put a couple of drops of bleach in there in order to kill it? I actually have a restaurant friend that told me that's how they do it in the restaurant. In the upper end restaurant. And you can't taste it, apparently. You can't. And I'm guessing like an eyedropper, right? Like an eyedropper? Yeah. You know, the best way to do it is probably there's even organic sprays in the organic stores, I've heard. Really? That can, using grapeseed extract, if you want to go the holistic route. And so you just spray this stuff on the veggies? And that's it? Then you don't wash them again after you spray them? To be quite honest, we haven't had veggies yet. We're a little shell-shocked. So we haven't quite done the veggie washing yet. I'm going to research it, but that's from what I hear. Hey, when you find out, let us know, because that's interesting to me. I will. And as far as your veggies at home, it's fecal oil, which means...
feces has to be in contact with the mouth at some point. And I'm guessing that means human. Oh, Sean is really... Sean's a germaphobe. Sean is a germaphobe. You know what? I hate to tell you I'm a germaphobe and I am the cleanest person you'll ever meet. So it's kind of humorous this happened to me. Are we talking animal? Are we talking animal? The only animal that carries this strain of E. coli is cow. So if you're on a dairy farm or near a dairy farm and it's leaching into your water, or if a person has been infected with it, and again, not everybody goes into renal failure. Some people just have a bout of diarrhea, oops, ate something bad, and they walk away. My children had a genetic component to it that they completely were devoured by this disease. Wow. Not everybody catches this. Hey, but they're good now. Just so people know, your kids are good, right? You know what? They're fabulous, and it's all due to the power of prayer. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Hey, thank you. I appreciate you saying that, too. No, 100%. You know what? Powerlessness. That's cool. 100% powerless. That's cool. Yeah, and Rady's Children Hospital. I appreciate you. Thanks. All right, you guys. Take care. We'll see you later. You guys want to hear when we come back.
You guys want to hear a message that Ashley's mom left on her machine? You guys want to hear that? Yeah, we'll have to do that then. When we get back, happy Halloween. How come witches can't have babies? Hey, you're overdoing it, bro. Because their husbands have Halloween. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. And, yeah, we're going to play Ashley's mom's message on her voicemail. Oh, hi, Sarah. All their locations today as they kick off Halloween in style. Happy Hour starts at 3 p.m. with $3 well drinks and half-off appetizers. Join them for the costume contest, and you can win a wing party for you and nine of your friends. Then you can be the judge of the world-famous Hooter Girls' best costumes of the night. Start your party right. It's Halloween, baby, Hooters style with six San Diego area locations. Well, I'd like to finish this month's book club with a wonderful recommendation for next week.
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The 94 King Freeway westbound, just a minor delay into downtown. Heading south on the 163. That's a bit tough, though, through the park coming out of Mission Valley into downtown. Looking nice, though, on the South 15. Full speed right now out of Escondido. The south punt's out of the 5, though. A little bit tight still out of Lucadia and the Solana Beach. Don McLaurence on Rock 105.3. Too sidetracked? Yeah. He looks great. K.O.C. San Diego's Rock 5.3. The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm very attracted to intelligent women. Eddie. I think that my guacamole is the best in the world. Sky. I prefer sorbet over ice cream. Sean. I enjoy horror film and religion. Boston Rob. I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. And Ashley. I have abnormally strong...
The Mikey Show's on. Welcome back. Happy Halloween. It's 8-21. San Marcos police are investigating graffiti found yesterday morning that threatens Barack Obama, African Americans, and Muslims. This is kind of crazy. The 2010 NBA All-Star Game will be held at the new Cowboys Stadium. Oh, wow. Welcome back. It's a Mikey Show. And... I want to tell you about a couple of things. First of all, we're going to be playing Ashley's mom's message here in a second. And she left it. And I don't know that it's anything. It's not about really the message that she's leaving. It's just her voice because Ashley does that voice all the time. So we're going to listen to that in a second. By the way, I want to let you know we are doing the worst.
Tattoo Contest. So if you have a bad tattoo and you want it removed from laser away hair and tattoo removal, just go right now to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W dot com. Now when you get there, you can do one of two things. You can either type in the keyword tattoo or under new on the show. You're going to see where it says, check out Mikey's worst tattoo contest. So either do it by the keyword or you can do it by actually clicking on that link. Now, underneath, they have a link that says, click here to view the submissions. And so you can take a look at all the different bad tattoos there are. And then on Monday, we're going to let all you P1s start voting on it. The person that gets the most votes wins the grand prize. The grand prize is a tattoo removal. Awesome. So they'll get to have that bad boy removed from laser away tattoo and hair removal experts. That is huge. Yeah, they sent us a bunch of shirts yesterday that have that Patrick Swayze unicorn rainbow thing on it. It's so funny. It's pretty awesome. It's quite a tat. Yeah, some of these tattoos are bad.
Some of these tattoos are just bad. Like, honestly, I'm like, man, did my son Jake do that? Because he's only two. And I think he may have actually done these tattoos. Oh, no. I mean, they're hideous. So go to MikeyShow.com, keyword tattoo, get in on the worst tattoo content. Just send us a picture from that link. It tells you how you click and, you know, send us a photo. Uh, and it's courtesy of laser away tattoo and hair removal experts. It's pretty awesome. So check it out. Eddie, are you looking at them? Dude, the dudes that got the tattoo around their like belly button. What were you thinking? Wait, is that like a tribal one? Yeah. This guy got like a tribal design done around his belly button. Dude, did you see that really awful one? The guy had a tattoo right on his throat. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. No. You were looking at pictures of the Mikey show. That's wrong. Yeah, you were on Rob's personality page. That's right. You must have clicked the wrong. You're on myspace.com slash throat tattoo. Okay, forget that one. You ready to hear this? Oh, please. Ashley's mom leaving a message on her voicemail.
Okay. Already. Wow. She's on the phone, but I got to get her. Ashley, that was fantastic. That was fantastic. I know. Gosh, I can't believe that. Did you hear it? Yes. I told you. I'll play the whole thing, then we'll dissect. Hi, Sarah. I told you. Sarah, it's Sarah. Wow. That's fantastic. We just have to have a clip of just this. That's fantastic. Right?
That, it's where Ashley gets her beautiful singing voice. That right there. Oh, that's fantastic. She had a beautiful little angel daughter who grew up. Very similar. I told you. I did it. Okay. Oh, it's so good. That's great. Love it. It's so good. That is great. Oh, man. There's better ones. From now on, whenever she leaves a message, I'm going to just start saving all of them because they get even better. You know what we should do is we should have, like, Malcolm from the mashup show. Like, should put together some beats and, like, do a, hi, Sarah, hi, Sarah. You know? And, like, just pull a Timberland. Yeah, the Hi Sarah remix. Yeah, dude. Like, have Timberland lay down some beats and then over it, hi, Sarah, hi, Sarah. Absolutely. I love that. Awesome. That's rad. Let's see. Some of the text messages we're getting at 35253.
Hey, Mikey, I was hoping you could do me a huge favor. A few months ago when you were making fun of Ashley for farting in bed, my friend called in and told you her story. Today she's getting married. Could you play the wind beneath my sheets for them? For the record. It was one time and it... It's not proven. It was not proven. It was hearsay. At this point, I think it was really a blatant lie, so I just don't even think it happened in the first place. Put that up for us, Ash, so I can play that here and there. Wind Beneath My Sheets. Look at this. Guess who we have on the inside line. Kyle Turley. Kyle, how are you? I'm good, brother. How are you doing? Good, man. How are you doing? I'm doing well. Just here in SoCal. Getting ready for the show tonight. Came back from Mexico. What do you got going on? The Brick by Brick show tonight. Unset. My band on my label. We're having a huge Halloween party tonight. Costumes only. And just wanted to get on and let everybody know. Come on out. That's tonight. And yeah, Kyle came and hung out with us in the studio. Awesome. And that's going on tonight. What time do doors open?
I believe doors open at 7, and we're going to rock, man. It's going to have just an unbelievable time. I'm excited. Hey, Kyle, wait. I went to that website that you left me, and I was going to write you an email there, and, dude, it was, like, all in Spanish. There's both, I believe. I think there's an icon you can click on and go to English. Really? What the heck? Yeah. Okay. Okay, because I was trying to get your email from it, and I couldn't, but I'll go back to it and try to check it out again. Well, check it out again for sure, man. All right, dude. All right, that's Kyle Turley, shows tonight, and check it out. Thank you, Kyle. Thank you, guys, man. I appreciate it. Appreciate it, brother. That's Kyle Turley. Mikey, hey, guys, wanted to let you guys know that SeaWorld lets us dress up for work, and there's a trick-or-treat going on here from noon to 6. P1 Dolphin. Yeah, Rob, you should get out there for that, dude. You dress up like Chum. Exactly. Can eat for a week. Do you have wind beneath my sheets? Yes. Where is it? Bottom, center, in blue. How about this? This is really a gorgeous song. It is. About Ashley's gas. Stop making it sound like it's an issue. Well, it is. It is not. It's a gorgeous song.
And I got a weird look on my face. Next to me. Perfect time. Anybody smell spinach? I'm getting more of an eggplant. Okay. Grossed out. I hoped it would sound like I was snoring. It's prosciutto. I have big feet. Oh, that was not that big. They're big. They're really big. I knew my dog would take the blame for my dad. I was like, horse. Shut up. It's true. B flat. It's a little bit higher. None of this is true. None of it. None of it.
All a bit. It's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous song. It's so dangerous. I don't think it did. When I raise the heat. Gross. You're going to have something for Breeze. I want to know about my tune. I swear. Stop jumping. It was that each I need. Ew. I don't even know. Thank you, Jen. Ew. No, it's got much more. He's made the blood. Gorgeous. That's gorgeous. I don't want it to be over. Happy Halloween. Why don't you call us at 570 or text us at 35253 since we're going to be doing Ask the Oracle. Do you have a sports question? I have so many. I can't wait for this. This is going to be awesome. Yes. Yes. Yes. There is a news item.
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One time a year works to my advantage. Fully grown miniature men. Welcome back. It is 839. The United Airlines cargo facility at Lindbergh was evacuated yesterday after a service dog signaled the possible presence of explosives. Everything ended up checking out fine. Tar Heel star Tyler Hansborough is out with an injured shin. Hurts. Some text messages that we're getting. Mikey, it's crazy. Ashley's mom sounds oddly like Carrie Underwood. That is P1's sole survivor. Who knew? Thanks, y'all. This one says, Mikey, they make a special veggie wash that you can buy at the store. That's P1 Nerves. Mikey, I believe Chuck Liddell was on Sport Science. His punch can rupture internal organs. Mikey, question about the guy that is looking for work. Can he read the news? That is P1 Corman, ladies and gentlemen. All right, so before we went to break, I said that there was a celebrity that is in the news, and the reason that he's in the news is because he has become so overweight that he recently broke a toilet. Skye, who is that? It is director Kevin Smith.
Really? Yeah, he said, you know, he knew he had been packing on the pounds, especially when he was shooting this new movie that's coming out today. He realized the last straw was when he sat down on a toilet and it broke. He said, now, the toilet was old and the drywall was kind of waterlogged or whatever he was saying. Right. Totally. But he said, on top of that, going to the doctor and the doctor labeling him morbidly obese. Oh, yeah. That contributes to the explanation. When he walked in, the doctor said, hey, fanny, fanny, boom, balladdy. That, too. That was an indication, too. That was a dead giveaway. Yeah, so Kevin Smith says he's going to go away for a while. I don't know what that means. Fat camp. Fat camp. He's going to join the circus? The circus. Who knows what it means? But he says he's going to... Do they throw you peanuts? He says he wants to concentrate on himself and help save his life. Mikey, happy Halloween. Just want you to know, the wind beneath my sheets had me laughing so hard.
Thank you for playing that again. That's P1 Creepy and Awkward. Yeah. Mikey, hearing that message from Ashley's mom made me blow cereal up my nose and across the table. Then I took a breath and nearly choked on rice checks. Tough break. You're the best. That's P1AJ's mom. Let's see. Mikey, great song. Wind Beneath My Sheets is a winner. Weird Al did a parody of Britney Spears' Oops I Did It Again called Oops I Farted Again. Check it out. Ashley would appreciate it. I would not appreciate it. That's P1 Spaniard. What about this? From football to baseball and everything in between, it's time to talk to the man who knows all. It's time to ask the Oracle. Ladies and gentlemen...
The guy that knows more about sports than anybody I know. What an honor. Let me tell you something. Matter of fact, it's one of those deals where something big happens in the sporting world and you're like, I want to see what the Oracle's going to say about this. So call us right now, 570-1053. And if you have a question for the Oracle, give us a call. Or you could text us at 35253. P1 Steve, are you there? What, what, what, Rob? Well, I thought we had to ask him. Rob has questions. Oh, Rob has questions. No, Rob, this isn't really a segment for you. You can ask me off here. P1 Steve. Yes, sir. Hurry up, because I want to see what Rob has to ask the Oracle. No, go ahead, Steve. What's your question? I just wanted to get Eddie's personal opinion. Should we get rid of North Turner? Oh, great question. Great question. Uh-oh. You know, it's tough, man, because at this point in time, you know, now that they fired Tech Control, and we're going to put Ron Rivera in there as defense coordinator. I'm excited. I would really like to see what this does because I don't necessarily think it's the offense that's been the problem for the Chargers. I think the offense has been fine. I think it's the defense that's been lacking. So if this change does anything and improves the team, then Norv's fine. I mean, he's not my favorite coach, but I think he's been fine.
You look at him, though, he's always got the same look on his face. He's always nonchalant. So do you agree a nonchalant coach makes for nonchalant players? I mean, they have no repercussions. I do agree with that. I do think the team comes out flat and it comes out kind of uninspired. But, you know, I've talked to plenty of players that have played before and are currently playing that say they don't need a rah-rah guy. They don't need some guy to fire them up. You know, that's their jobs. Get us to the AFC Championship game last year. Let's not forget that. And if we had a healthy team, we would have beat the Patriots. And so, you know, I mean, it's just tough to say right now. You know, I mean, hopefully this move on the defensive side will change things up. That's a balanced and fair. Fair opinion. That's right. He's like the Fox News. No, they're not balanced. But they're not balanced. Eddie's fair and balanced. But no, but Fox News is neither of those things. Thank you, P1 Steve. Very much so. No, they're neither. P1 AJ. AJ, you there? AJ's not there. What about P1 Profit? Good morning, guys. Good morning. Welcome. Hey, I got some Larry Johnson issues I was hoping someone could help me out with. Dude, so do I. Oh, Eddie's got him in fantasy football. I've been in both of my leagues.
So since there's some uncertainty there, I need to find another bat for the long haul, and I've got a choice between Ernest Graham, Julius Jones, or Darren McFadden. Who do I go with? Definitely Ernest Graham if you want to make a change. Ernest Graham is going to get most of the carries. Darren McFadden has another turf toe injury. He had one on his other foot previously, and now he's got a new one on his other foot. So I don't think that he's going to be playing anytime soon. What? I hate turf toe. Surf meets the turf, Scott. Oh, that's true. That's why they came up with it. Didn't we have an agreement that they weren't going to do this during the segment? Yeah, but I thought that that is where the surf meant toe came from. No, it's the surf meets the turf toe. That's what I thought it was originally, and they're like, we can't fit that on the bumper sticker, so we've got to change it. This is serious. This is a very serious situation. When the surf meets the turf toe. That doesn't sound as good. Down at Old Del Mar. If it were a fantasy question that you cared about, then you would pick it. Don't give up on Larry Johnson just yet. He practiced yesterday. He's probably not going to play this week, but he probably will play the following week. When the surf meets the turtle, I don't get old Elmore. P1 Matt is on. Matt. Matt. Oh, my gosh. What up?
You kind of answered my question to begin with, but I got another one. Do you think it is a good idea to offload Jake Peavy? No. No, I do not. No? It's not a good idea to get rid of your best player? It's weird. You don't say. Why not? I had a long conversation about this with a friend in the Padres organization who knows what's going on. And he says, look, what are we going to do? Just keep trotting Jake Peavy out there and have him, you know. basically play with a AAA team. That's not fair to Jake. Well, you know, they wanted to do this before the free agent market opened up. What do you think about that? Yeah, I mean, you know, the chances of him getting traded are starting to go lower and lower and lower. My hope is, okay, I understand that you want to get additional players for Jake Peavy, but why not actually open up the pocketbooks a little bit? And spend some money to put some players around Jake Peavy. Well, what about like Manny Ramirez? Let's sign Manny Ramirez. Why don't we do that? I would love to. Why don't we sign Manny Ramirez? I would absolutely love to do that. Done. They say this market's too small. We don't have enough money to sign a guy like Manny. And he's going to go to one of the big markets like L.A. Padres are on food stamps, man. They were saying that the Yankees don't want Manny. They said maybe the Blue Jays would take him.
Now, Eddie, you didn't get to finish what you were saying, but if I understood what you were saying, your friend in the Padres organization says they're getting rid of Jake Peavy because basically the Padres suck, so it's not fair to him. Like, how is that any good business sense? Well, it's not doing, I think also in saying that, it's not doing the team any good. What they mean, basically, is you have one guy out there who throws every five days, and you have nothing surrounding him. So give up? So what they want to do is get rid of the one guy and get multiple guys that can play every day and try and help the team out that way. Oh, okay. And so, you know, neither thing is great. Neither thing works, in my opinion. But, you know, what are you going to do? What do you guys want? Where the surf meets surf toe again? No. And a one, and a two, and a one. And the surf meets the turf zone. So good. P1 Boise is on the line. Got a question for the Oracle. Yes, sir. How's it going, guys? Good, man. Oracle, every year for the past three years, man, I'm a huge Colts fan, and I've waited each and every year for the Colts to play the Chargers. Seeing as how they're both pretty much going to be in the toilet bowl when they play each other this year, who do you think is going to win that game? Is it going to even be worth watching or what?
Wow, you've given up that quickly, huh? I haven't given up that quickly. I mean, come on. It's pretty much a known fact now that both their seasons are pretty much shot. I don't know about that. You know, I think that both of those teams are going to turn it around. I really do. You know, I think this knee surgeries. that Peyton Manning had in the offseason really affected him and his timing. I think not having Bob Sanders in the lineup, not having Joseph Adai in the lineup, really, really hurt the Colts. And as they now are getting healthy and Peyton's getting his timing back, I think they're going to be one of the better teams in the second half. And I think they'll get in the playoffs, at least in a wild card spot. So don't count out the Colts just yet. As for the Chargers... It's a wait-and-see type of a thing, man. This team has to figure out how to play as a team and not as a bunch of individual players. And, again, hopefully with this defensive change, it's going to light a fire under these guys. It's going to change their philosophy a little bit, get much more aggressive, and they will improve. And so, you know, that game's still a couple weeks away, and so a lot can happen in that couple weeks. I can't really say. If they were playing on Sunday, I would actually take the Chargers in that game. But if it's in a couple weeks, I really don't know yet.
Yeah, I mean, it's just been a tough time for me to watch them. I mean, I thought they were going to pull it off against the Titans, and then, you know, at the end, their defense falls apart, and they're pretty much nothing on defense without Bob Sanders. They need Bob Sanders, man. Yeah, it's like us being without Sean Merriman. It's really hard. We got some text messages for you, too, Eddie. Okay. This one says, Dear, oh, wise historical, at 5-3, do the Cowboys have a chance to make the playoffs even if they were to finish 10-6? That's P1. Scotty doesn't know. Yeah. I mean, 10-6 should get them in. Their hard part is they play in the toughest division in football and not having Tony Romo in there is killing them. I mean, it's absolutely killing them. So Tony Romo is going to be out this week, and then he's going to return the following week after the bye. And he's going to be back, and they need him back big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. If not, Terrell Owens is going to have some sort of. hissy fit on the sideline and start kicking his legs and screaming. We don't want that. I got a UFC question on hold and a UFC question on text. This one says, hey, Oracle, Vanderlei, or Rampage? Unbelievable fight. I don't know what to say about that one. Is it this weekend? No. I won't sign until December. It's such an even matchup. They're both really strong strikers. Vanderlei...
Anybody seen Airplane? Anybody seen the movie Airplane? I don't know any of this. I mean, I thought we were going to do this segment. You're going to help some people out. You know, they have some questions. Let me explain. We've got some foolishness going on over here, Mike. This guy gets bored. I understand. She doesn't understand. Maybe she can eat during this segment. She's trying to keep herself awake. Anybody seen Airplane? Oh, wow. I have a UA. I'll take Rampage in that fight. This one will pepper up. That's crazy. P1 Corman? Yes. What is your question? Hey, Oracle, I have a question. I'm curious to get your take. I heard your take on Vanderlei and Rampage, so I would get your take on the next two title fights, which are Brock and Randy, and then, of course, Rashad versus Forrest Griffin. Did he say Brock? No, Sky. He said Brock.
Obama. No, Jake, it's not Obama. He said Brock. He means Brock Lesnar, not Brock. She knows. No, Obama. Go ahead. I think that everybody's picking Randy in this fight because I think they think that Randy is going to take Brock down and submit him somehow. Really? But I don't know how he physically is going to get Brock Lesnar onto the ground. Thank you. With the Secret Service all around. Eddie just pushed the microphone away. I don't blame her. No, Jake, now you're messed up from your auntie Skye. She's crazy. Eddie's giving me the break. What just happened here? And I had a great question. No! Plus, I had a great question here. I'm sorry, Eddie. Oh, for goodness sake. I wanted to know what you were saying. All right, Jake, we got it. Happy Halloween. Our blogs are up right now. Eddie's blogging about this right as we speak. He's blogging about it right now. Why is he looking at me like this? Well, he's giving you a look. That means when we go into commercial, I wouldn't want to be you. Oh, no. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. It's Halloween. Hello, San Diego. Have you had trouble getting credit? Have you been turned away by other stores?
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Okay. So, yeah, San Leo Hills in San Marcos. Yesterday morning, people woke up to graffiti all over their community, threatening Barack Obama, African-American, and Muslims, using the N-word and talking about death to N-words and Muslims and Obama, all in red paint in a couple areas around the community. So San Marcos police are investigating the incident as vandalism as well as hate crimes. Sky got all upset because I said, hey, Sky, what if it was... What if it was a Democrat that was doing it just to get people to think what monsters Republicans are? I don't think the Democrats need any help. I think we're doing fine right now. I don't think we need to worry about that. It's not such a far-fetched thought. Look at this one. That's what that goofball with the bee on her face is exactly what she was trying to do, that bee chick. She was trying to make people think that the...
Democrats were monsters by doing this thing. It's actually pretty clever. But what they wrote is everything like Democrats are against, you know? Well, it's not like Republicans are for using the N-word. Face-mongering. Yes. Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? But if we're going to stereotype. Here we go. It's a stereotype that Republicans are racist? What? If we're going to generalize. What? Yeah. That's just my impression. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. Are you on Tylenol cold right now? She's on Tylenol cold. I am on Tylenol cold. Maybe she doesn't realize we're on the air right now. Sky. I'm just saying. If somebody brought me a redneck racist person and said, what party would you guess they belong to? It's a total generalization. It's a total stereotype. You would say the rich party. It's not fair. It's not fair. I agree. What I'm saying is not fair. That's a rich white guy. Oh, no. It's like, to me, the Republican Party is rich white guys and white trash. Sorry. Oh, wow. It's horrible for me to say, but that's the stereotype in my head. You have obviously been... It's horrible. Before you send the emails, it's horrible what I just said, but that's the stereotype in my head. I know it's not true. That's the stereotype in my head before you type the email. Thank you. Are you just breathing air from under Ashley's sheets? Is that what's going on? Shut up. Do not huff that. Don't huff that.
So I don't believe your conspiracy theory. You feel free to believe it if you like, but these are my feelings. You are electric. I'm sorry. I know it's wrong to say. You're electric. You're electrifying. Please don't send me emails. Send the emails. I know it's wrong. I know what I said is wrong. It's a horrible thing to say. It really is. Listen, I don't think, I don't think that it's necessarily. I wouldn't categorize you as horrible. I would categorize you as, like, little taking the picture and turning it to the side a little bit. I'm just saying, that is the picture in my head. I mean, I know there are plenty of good people who are Republicans. My father's a Republican, and he fits neither of those stereotypes. He fits neither of them. But I'm sorry. Like, this is just a stereotype that's in my head. But here's what I think is important to remember. What? Both parties? They got jerks on both parties. For sure. I agree 100%. You know what I mean? Lies. Eddie at KIOZ.com. Please. I would happily respond to those. I mean, I don't know if you heard. Elizabeth Edwards is no longer wearing her wedding ring. But, you know, not to illustrate the point anymore. But that was Skies. So only Democrats cheat on their lives? No, no, no, no. That Republicans do too. Look at Bill Clinton. Oh, wait, Mike. He's...
Democrats. Look at John McCain, you know, the one whose wife was in a tragic car accident and disfigured and then hooked up with Cindy McCain. I can name more cheaters than you can. Well, your cheater is running for president right now. Was he cheating? Yours was in office when he cheated. In office? Bill Clinton? Oh, I was thinking Edwards. In office? I was actually in the Oval Office. That's how he got the ladies. Literally in the office. That's right, Sean. Yes, Sean. I'm your boy. You wouldn't be the first one, dude. Can't prove that. Well, other Democrats like Kennedy and stuff like that did it too. Leave Kennedy out of this. God bless his soul. No, leave Kennedy out of this. Any Massachusetts. Greatest president we've ever had. Let's see. Let's see. Rob. Yeah. Where did President Kennedy go to school?
I had a great college. That's probably right. I think he went to Cornell, right? That's probably right. He went to Colonel. He went to Colonel. Colonel. The highest rank. It's spelled Colonel. Ever heard of it? Two of the Blue Angels have been grounded. Mm-hmm. You're grounded. Go to your room. That's right. Get out of that plane and go to your room. Speaking of shenanigans. Yeah. They buzzed the tower. Yes. That's right. They might have. I'm not sure. because of an inappropriate relationship between a man and a woman, and they will not give any other details. Kelly McGillis, I know the story. I saw the movie. So they say the team will finish the season with five jets. What does it mean, hanky-panky? Well, what does it mean, hanky-panky? I'm a man, you're a woman. I'm a man, and you're a woman. What is she doing? The deaf person? I don't know. Lou Ferrigno? Lou Ferrigno. I didn't make fun of Lou Ferrigno like that. So, Sky. Yes, McQuiet. There was seven. Is that the deal? There was? I guess. I guess there were seven because they say that now they're going to finish the season with five and two have been drafted. How come? I wonder why Blue Angels can't date each other. I don't have a... Maybe we should vote about it. Like, I don't have a problem with Blue Angels dating. In case they break up. Prop 9. Put it on the ballot. Prop 9. No. No one, Prop 9. No one won.
Here we go. Don't get me fired up. I don't even know it. Don't ask, dude. Don't tell. It's our motto here. Mikey, thanks for getting the Del Mar racetrack song stuck in everyone's head. Where the surf meets the turf. A toe out and hold Del Mar. Take a train. Take a plane. Take a car. Well, that's an old girl. Done that one for so long. Do you remember when she would call in? Yeah. She would call in and tell us what people were doing at Apple. All right. Let's see. Eddie, I think that you might win in boxing. I would love to see you take on Pacquiao or De La Hoya. How about that? What the hell? Well, we were talking about how you could take Merriman. Oh, I could take a hit from Merriman, I think. Yep, you said you want to fight Sean. You said that you would beat his head in. Never, never, never.
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Boston Rob. Everybody enjoys a good thumbs up once in a while. That's right. And Ashley. I'm a very messy person. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. There it is. It is 9-16. It was announced yesterday that the economy is showing signs of a recession, but don't worry because ExxonMobil announced that they had record profits over $14 billion last quarter. 49ers coach Mike Singletary is under fire after dropping his pants during a halftime speech on Sunday. I want winners. Yeah, you do. What are you talking about? What? What are you saying? You did what?
Well, he was having a little halftime speech. His team was down. He wanted to fire him up, and so he dropped his drawers. I want people that want to win. I don't understand, though. How does that fire them up? Well, he was trying to say, you know, this is where we're taking it in the tail. And you're embarrassing me like I'm embarrassed right now. This is the butt of a winner. Look at it. Can't do it. Is that what it was? It may be. I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. Wow. It didn't work, though. They still lost. They didn't win. So I wonder what he's going to do this week. On the front. Well. Drop a deuce on the ground. That's what you're playing like. Horrible. Cannot play with him. Cannot win with him. Cannot coach with him. Let's see. Mikey, forget Ashley's eating contest. I would love to have an under the sheets contest with Ashley. I can fart better than she can. That's P1 Jessie Ray Susu. You will never be a horse. No. No. You can't beat the queen. Skye, this person is really upset about your Republican comments. Yeah, what do they say? Says, Mikey, will somebody please give Skye a book and send her to the bar? That's P1 Donkey.
That doesn't even make sense. I don't even know what that means. Oh, come on. Well, we can explain. No, no. I mean, I fully understand that. For goodness sake. I mean, for crying out loud. Let's see. A couple of things, and then we've got to get to the Mikey Peace Theater. It's going to be fantastic today. Oh, man. I'm going to be so good. You're in it? Yeah, I am. Awesome. I'm going to be so good. I bet you will be. Oh, wow. Really good, too. Oh, congratulations. You know what? Why don't we just do it? Let's do this. We are now proud to present Mikey Peace Theater. Mikey Peace Theater is a little thing that we do here where we invite you to call, and we are going to give you a theme. The theme of today's Mikey Peace Theater, because it's Halloween, is scary movies. So we will get you on the phone at 570-1053. And all you need do is tell us, what movie is that? We will act out the scene. It's so easy. It's not. We will act out the scene. We're really good. So good. Yeah. I mean, dead on. So hot. Yeah.
Thank God there's no order we have to figure out. Oh, man. It would really throw us. It would really throw us. We're bad at orders. Yes. All right. And so here is how this is going to work. We're going to get the contestants on the line. And all you have to do as a contestant is tell us, what is that movie? Okay. All right. Can we warm up a little? Sure. Flores Henderson! I don't need the warm-up. I need a new drug. I need a new drug. I want a new drug. I got friends in low places. Oh, my God. That's a really weird way to warm-up. You guys ready? I'm ready. I think we're ready. Man, the ladies must be really good. They never warm-up. That's weird. It's really bizarre. Really bizarre. You've got to stretch it out a little. You're going to pull something, kids. Yep. P1 Rice Man, are you there?
What's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. Okay, so here's how this works. We are doing a theme today. It's scary movies. It's Halloween, so we're going to do a scene from a scary movie. And all you have to do is tell us what the movie is, okay? Okay. All right. Now, the first one is going to have Eddie acting. Okay? Perfect. Are you ready to listen? Yes. All right, here we go. I'm going to give him the music. No. No. No, no, no. Actually, I'm not. I'll give it away. I'll give it away. All right. Eddie, anytime. Everything that has happened. What? He's sniffling everywhere. I can't die out here. Oh, no. Oh, my God. P1 Rice, man. What movie was that? What a brilliant performance, first and foremost. So good. That was the Blair Witch Project. You are correct. It's like watching the movie. It was. It was like we had the movie on. Let's see. He got it perfectly. In spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. And it's all because of me that we're here. He has a cold tooth. Yeah. Sky, can you give her some of that Tylenol day? Cold and hunted.
I'm scared to close my eyes. Same movie. Same exact movie. Same one. Hang on the line, Rice, man. Hold on a minute. P1Oside's next. Hello, Oside. How are you? Doing very well. How are you guys doing? Good, man. I'm going to tell you. who the actors are going to be in this next movie, okay? The actors are me and Rob. It's going to be a good one. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. All right, here we go. Rob, you begin. If I tell you, Clarice, it will be turns without you. Quit pro quo. I tell you these things, you tell me things. What?
Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Now it's my turn. You're a professional, Mike. You're a professional, Mike. Oh, that's bad. Okay, give him the last line again, Rob. Oh, that was bad. Quid pro quo. Oh, that's the worst. Quid pro quo, doctor. So tell me about Miss West Virginia. Was she a large girl? No. Yes. Big through the hips, Romy. I believe the line is Romy. Did somebody call me? This is Romy. This is Jim Romm. Rack'em. Rack'em. They all were. What else?
She had an object deliberately inserted in her throat. Now, one of the things that I think we can... You're supposed to take over there. You missed your line. You're supposed to jump in there. Have you seen the movie? I just was handed a script. I don't even know him. I'm making it my own. Let me give you the line again. She had an object deliberately inserted into her throat. Was it a butterfly? Yes, yes, it was. The significance of a moth is change. Caterpillar into chrysosalus? I think I know what it is now. Hold on, hold on. Oh, man, I got that wrong. Hold on. Caterpillar into chrysosalus? Or poopa? No, wait. Pupa! Pupa! The word is pupa.
It's not Pupa? It's not Pupa. It's going to turn into a Puma? No. A Pupa. It's going to get an FCC fine. Pupa? I'll try it again. Cut two. Cut three. Oh, yeah. Action three. Go. Yes. Rob. Caterpillar into Chrysostom. Or Pupa. And from thence. And from thence into beauty. Our belly wants to change too. Oh my gosh, I can't. Are you kidding me with that? This is our next year's best stuff, I guarantee you. Dude, what happened? P1 Oside, are you there? Can you tell me? I can't. I can't. I can't. Can you tell me what movie Rob was trying to do with me? Oh, man. I can't do it. No, we know you can't, Mr. Singletary. Oside, you don't know what it was? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't blame you. What? It was actually this movie. Tell me. I'm going to give you a break. If you can tell me what it is from the actual clip, I'll allow you to win. Same thing. If I help you, Clarice, it will be turns with us, too. Quick pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things.
Sounds just like Rob. So tell me about Miss West Virginia. Was she a large girl? Stop it, Rob. You're done. That'll work. What else? She had an object deliberately inserted into her throat. Is it a butterfly? Yes. The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into chrysalis. Oh, he got it. He got it. He knew the line. Oh, there it is. Do you know what that was, P1O side? Yes, it was. Yes, it was. And it was not Pupa. Or Pupa. I don't know Pupa. Oh, wow. Hey, P1JJ, you there? Mikey, what up? How you doing, man? Good, man. All right, brother. It is the Halloween edition of Mikey P's Theater. And the theme...
Is scary movies. So up next, your actors are going to be Eddie. Oh, me again? Yes. And Ashley. Oh, quite a team. Are you ready, P1JJ? I'm ready. All right, here we go. And I believe Eddie will begin. Listen, I'm two seconds away from calling the police. What do you want? I don't understand what you're saying. I'm not scared because I don't know what you said. You've had your son now, so I think you had better just leave or else... What did he say? Or else my boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when he finds out.
I lied. I do have a boyfriend. Can't do it. How do you know his name? What? Can't do it. Why are you laughing? I'm not scared anymore. I'm not scared anymore. So well done. So well done. I couldn't understand it. P1 JJ, are you there? I'm here. JJ, do you know what movie that was? Thanks to Ashley's Oscar-worthy performance, I'm going to say that was Scream. You are correct. Dead on. Wow, dead on. What the sides look like?
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The official is reviewing the play, and I think, wow, he just flat out blew the call. It clearly looked like a fumble from up here. Let's go down to the field. Upon further review, the ruling on the field is ridiculous. Actually, I didn't really even see the play. I just blew the whistle because I had a piece of stadium hot dog in my throat. Sorry about that. I clearly made a mistake, and I'm not about to penalize a football team that fought their way back so valiantly. I should go back to my day job. First down, San Diego. What if everything was as easy as buying a Honda? See your Honda dealers of San Diego County for the cars that make sense today. From the Rumia core to the economical Civic to the cool new fit, it's easy to see why San Diego loves Honda. To find your nearest Honda dealer, visit SDHondaDealers.com. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I am a recovering alcoholic who did go to rehab. Eddie. I may, at times, suffer from delusions of grandkids. Guy. Just because I like to be sensitive.
other people's feelings. But it doesn't do any good. Sean. I only like to read technical manuals. I don't like to read books. Bust and Rob. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I just like to share food and I like to take like little bites of people's foods. It's my thing. On Rock 105.3. She's 3,000 miles from my door. But I'm only three from the ocean floor. Welcome back. It's 9.38. Gwen Stefani has refused to sell baby pictures of her new son, Zuma, so she got the jump on the paparazzi and posted a picture of him on her website. This is not a big surprise. The Phillies Rays Series was the lowest rated World Series ever. Hey, police are keeping an extra eye out for sex offenders because it's Halloween, which I think is great. Yeah, well, and, you know, the sex offenders, they're not allowed to give out candy. They're not allowed to put holiday decorations on their lawn. Nothing that would attract children to come up to their door. They need to keep, like, their porch light off, you know, no candy, no nothing. So police will be, you know, checking up on their homes and make sure that they're complying to that tonight. Sky, how many people watched Obama's half-hour TV ad?
Okay. Boring. No. 33.6 million people tuned in to watch. The Obama campaign paid roughly around $4 million to have this half-hour infomercial ad thing air on a whole bunch of different networks. The network that had the biggest draw was NBC. 7.7 million watched it on NBC over the other networks. But, yeah, over 33 million. I don't know. Maybe just because that's what you're used to. You're used to NBC. Yeah, which is weird because I always watch NBC News. NBC 739 is the news I watch at home. And for some reason, I watched it on CBS. So I don't know. Weird. Looks better on CBS. That's what my husband said. He said CBS's HD is like so much better than any other networks. Really? Like if you watch Survivor in HD, it's amazing. Tell me about the chick that did the hoax with the bee cut into her face, which, by the way. If you guys haven't seen any of the parodies that they've done, hysterical. Yeah. If you don't know, my wife didn't know, by the way. Really? I told her about it yesterday and she said she's so out of the loop. There was a chick that was trying to make it seem like she got attacked and beat up by a Obama supporter. Obama. And so she made up this story that she had a McCain sticker on her car.
And she gave herself a couple of black eyes and said that the person that did this to her carved a bee in her face. A big black eye. Yes. Only problem is she did it in the mirror so the bee was backwards. Oh, no. And so there was... Why do you lie, liar? Last I read, she still claims she doesn't know how the bee got on her face. But, I mean, please. Oh, wait. I thought she admitted it. Well, she admitted that it was a hoax. But she says she doesn't recall how the bee got on her face. Are you kidding me? Supposedly she has really bad mental problems and she has to take, like, antipsychotic drugs and things like that. So it's possible that she doesn't know. Really? What happened or what she did to herself. But when we first saw the story the morning it broke, we were like, well, the bee on her face is backwards, which made most of us jump to the assumption you did it in the mirror. Right, right, right. But I think that what Sean is saying is if she's that nuts, she might be the type of person that's like doesn't even remember doing it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it could be true that she doesn't remember, but she has not said that it was done in the mirror. But that's what we all assume. So it looks like she says she doesn't. Well, what happened? What's the?
like uh update um so she reached a deal for probation and basically her record will be wiped clean if she stays out of trouble and gets mental treatment uh she has you know because she was a campaign volunteer for the mccain campaign she has been let go of that duty and has also been fired as a field representative for the college republican national committee uh this text message says mikey B-Rob's Lecter was the best. I just blew Red Bull all over my girlfriend. If you wouldn't have seen his face when he was doing that, like, what was that? You gotta completely cleanse yourself. It was the weirdest Lecter from a physical and, you know, audio standpoint. Mikey, best Mikey piece theater ever. Has to go on the best of CD. You guys are awesome. That's P1 Hit. Mikey, that was the funniest bit ever. I wish you guys actually filmed it and put it on the net. Oh, man. Can't do it. Mikey, was that your program director, Shauna, doing the Drew Barrymore lines? Inspiration. That was the best Mikey Peace Theater ever. Has to go on the best of CD. That's P1. What's hampooning? That's right. So.
I didn't remember this, even though we said it right here on Mikey Show. But Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up. Didn't know. You were reported. Yeah, yeah. That's what I just said. Hey, Rob, you ought to listen every once in a while. I mean, 105.3, bro. I don't remember this, but apparently they broke up. And then, and last night they were like, he interviewed her on his show. Yeah, she came on his show last night. It was actually kind of funny because they did this thing where, like, they were real uncomfortable with each other. Cut 21. So, how are things? Good, good. What have you been up to? Everything good? Yeah, everything's been great. Really, really great. And you're good? Good, yeah. Good. You know, he's doing the show. So, how'd you get interested in acting? Yeah.
That's pretty funny. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Yeah, I guess there was one point where Sarah Silverman asked him if during their breakup he had made sweet love to anyone else. Oh, wow. On television. And then he immediately cut to an old video of Sarah Silverman as a kid. And just focused on that video clip. And yeah, like the whole interview was so awkward. Yeah, it sounds hilarious. So they're not back together. No, they are. They are back together. Yes, they are now back together. And that was kind of the point of it. But yeah, it was really funny, really awkward, the whole thing. That's great. It led to that. There you go. Love it. Let's see. We're going to have a poll up on the website pretty soon about what dress. Ashley looks better in. Can't really say more about it than that. It's just a, it's coming. Yes. This is interesting. It's a story about Sean. Sean is our sound effects guy. Oh, I like him. Yesterday we were not here. Sky was not feeling good. I wasn't feeling good. Eddie was still not feeling good. Took the day off yesterday. So Sean goes in and is talking to his friend, Q-Tip.
Oh, nice. He works at 7-Eleven. His name is not Q-Tip. His best friend. It's Cold Dip. Cold Dip. Cool Whip. Cool Whip. It's actually Cool Ranch. It's Cool Ranch. It's not that either. But I'm reading it. It says Cool Whip. No, it doesn't say that. It says Cool Deep. Cool Whip. What? Isn't that what Mike said? No. No, it's not. Okay. Moss Deep is a rap performer. Moss Def. Moss Def. Anyway, this is Sean's friend who works at the 7-Eleven. Sean has a friend that works at 7-Eleven? You didn't know this guy? Let me explain the story. So one of his friends got a job at 7-Eleven? No, incorrect. Sean met the guy that regularly works the overnight shift at 7-Eleven. He is what, Sean? He's from Prussia. He's from India. He's from Prussia. He is from Prussia. I heard he was from Prussia. Is he from Prussia? No, he is from where? He's from India, Mike. He's from India, and his name is Cool Deep. Yes, he's a Hindu. And he's a Hindu. And Sean and he have become friends. That's best.
friends. No, we're friendly. Friends to the head. Okay, wait. They're not that. They're not that. No one's ever... Sean apparently voting no on eight. Anyway, it says Cool Dip was asking about me having the day off from the show yesterday. He couldn't quite understand and actually asked me how I feel about upsetting people's lives when we take a day off. I didn't know what to say. That cool deep must have been on P1Site.com or something. It was kind of weird, and I really didn't know what to say. I mean, his whole point was, you know, don't you realize or don't you understand that, you know, people rely on their routine every day. You didn't know how to even respond? No. I had no idea how to respond. Sean, he just missed you, man. That's right. That's not true. Oh, my gosh. Do you think that that's a cultural thing? Do you see who's in the camera right now? Oh, wow. That is our friend, David Williams. Look at David Williams. He is so snazzy. He's standing in the camera. Is that the costume? Is that his get-up? I get it. It's Halloween. It's Halloween. He works for the Geek Squad.
Yeah. That's fantastic. That's funny. He just totally walked in here and scared the heck out of me. Oh, that's fantastic. Hello. Hello. That's great. I love that. That's cool. That's fantastic. Hey, how's your favorite engineer doing? No, wait, I'm your favorite engineer. How are you doing? That's right. How are you? It's geeky day, geek squad day. I love that. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, David was the chief engineer at the radio station that we were at up in San Jose. And Sean broadcasts from San Francisco every day from a high-rise building in San Francisco. And that's how you hear him. He's on the radio up there right now in the Bay Area. That's so awesome. Oh, Sean is so... How come Sean's naked? That's not true. This is Halloween costume. Actually, Sean's not naked, but Sean is really uncomfortable right now. David, don't you know Sean's a germaphobe? You're freaking him out, man. Look at Sean is so upset. Give him a hug, Dave. Sean is so upset. Oh, look at that. Oh, wow. Will he ever use those earbuds again? No.
Talk to you guys later. David took one of his earbuds and started using it. What? Did he not know Sean at all? Oh, he's not Sean for years. Sean's not putting it back in. Yeah, he doesn't give a rip. He's an engineer. He's an engineer. Sean, put him in. Come on, Sean. Put that earbud back in. What's the problem? Screw you. But that's our friend. They're yours. Oh, that's great. Sean's only wearing one of the little headphone buds. He's so upset. I'm sure David's ears are perfectly clean. Yeah. Shut up. I'm sure he has one of his pot-bellied pigs clean his ears with a cage. Oh, my. Oh, my. He has pot-bellied pigs as pets. Technically, yeah. Sean's got Ecoli in his ear. Ecoli, yeah. Yeah, Big Don. No doubt about it. I got to go wash these. I'll be back. Oh, poor Shawnee. I'm going to wash them. Yeah. Let's see. What else is a big story? What are we missing? People, we talked about this earlier, but people are protesting the Regis and Kelly show because of this comment that was made by Reg yesterday. Kelly was explaining how her kid doesn't know, you know, she was trying to say Republicans and Democrats. She said Republicans and Dominicans. Yeah, that's what her kid said when she came over to school.
And, you know, she was telling her kid how the Republicans are elephants and the Democrats are donkeys. And when Kelly said that her kid refers to Democrats as Dominicans, apparently, Ridge said, yeah, she's not far off. But I don't think he was really referring to the Dominican people as... donkeys, but the Dominican people took it that way, right? Yeah, and if you look at the text of the show in black and white, if somebody typed it out for you, that's basically what he says, because Kelly's telling the story and goes, yeah, and then I asked her what party is the donkeys, and she said Dominican, and then Regis goes, oh yeah, that's right. So, you know, if you look at just the text of it, but we all know what he meant. I mean, he didn't mean any hate by it, you know? I'm America's sweetheart. Yeah. I don't think he meant any hate by it, but I do. I thought when I heard it, I thought, oh, that's very stereotypical. I thought that he was making the point that Dominicans from the Dominican would probably be on the Democratic Party. And that's probably what he was trying to say. I think that makes sense. And you want to hear it? Oh, yeah. We have the clip. We're all talking to some degree about the election. And Lola was telling me about that.
The two parties. And I said, do you know what the two parties are? She said, yes, the elephants and the donkeys. And I said, well, do you know what that means? You know what the elephant is? She goes, yeah, the Republicans. I said, do you know what the donkeys are? She goes, the Dominicans. She's pretty close. So. Protesters. Protesters this morning. So do you think that now he'll have to go on and clear? I didn't mean, I don't think they're donkeys. Listen. Yeah, he'll probably address it on today's show because, like, even on TMZ this morning, they have their, you know, camera guys outside the studio, you know, to get Regis' comments. Yeah. That's not helping Regis. Yeah. That's not going to do it, Regis. No. What is this, Skye? Should high school students be shown R-rated movies in class? What is that? Well, a school board in Wisconsin is taking up this issue. R-rated movies, even if they're historical, should they be shown in a high school class? Really? Yeah. Like what?
like Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan. Okay, I got you. I don't understand. Why don't they just send home a thing saying, hey, if you're cool with your kid watching this? Yeah, they may have to start doing that. Right now, they're trying to decide whether they should tighten the rules, things like permission slips and stuff, or whether it's just in their best interest. Or just start showing porkies. Yeah. Is it okay to show them porkies? Yes, you must have been in that meeting. Well, that's what you watch if your parents don't sign the permissions. When we come back, Sky's got new movies out this weekend. I'm going to play you a clip from Angelina Jolie. This is a clip from her new movie. It's called The Changeling. Doesn't that sound good? It's very dramatic. It's a very dramatic film. For Proposition 8, the ones that claim it's about teaching marriage in schools, here's California Superintendent of Public Schools, Jack O'Connell. They're absolutely not true. Prop 8 has nothing to do with schools or kids. Our schools aren't required to teach anything about marriage. And using kids to lie about that is shameful. What Prop 8 is really about is eliminating fundamental rights.
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Be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending love. It's over now. For your daughter's bridal purse. Thank you. My most valued friend. I'm going to leave you now because I know you are busy. The gentleman. Dude, that is so brilliant. I don't even have words for it. Francis Coppola, the director of this movie, says, how can I make it? even more uncomfortable. And he gets the idea. Oh, I'll have two little kids run into the room. And the concierge, who's played by Robert Duvall, Tom, is standing in the room. And it's his job to like, when the kids run in there, he realizes it's a very important moment. So he like ushers the kids out. You kids can't be in here. Great scene. Oh, come on.
For the listeners that don't know. Everybody knows that. What's up? Ashley does. It is unnecessary to say what movie that is. It is not unnecessary. That is correct. Before we went to break. Well, obviously it's necessary for some. Obviously. For who? Well. She said for the listeners that don't know. Well, you know how she does that. She knows what it is. Ashley, it was Goodfellas. Goodfellas. I knew it was either Godfather or Goodfellas. Or Scarface. It's one of those. They're all class. Exactly. Michael Corleone did this. There it is. Good fellas. Michael Corleone did that. Tommy, right? So I said, uh, yeah, sure. Frank Pantangeles. Yeah. They got me waiting in line, Mike. That's a rich cracker in chopped liver. Hey, thank you to, uh, just want to say thank you to P1 Mark. Who, you know, he brought the most, look, look. He brought this apples and all kinds of fruit in today. Dude. So good. Those Fugees are so good, dude. They're not as good as the Honeycrisp. They're actually better. How dare you? The Honeycrisp or two tart. Oh, here we go. Two tart. Oh, no. Hey, tell everybody about your thing. All right, so the apples are awesome. The fruit is awesome. It's organic. We got this deal. We've been doing farmer's markets for a while.
And now we're thinking about what we're doing, like an orchard to office idea. So you can get your fresh fruit every week delivered right to your office. And we got a deal going, obviously, for P1s. You can go to californiafruit.com and type in P1 Army. And when you're checking out at the coupon codes, you can get a discount. And that stuff can come to you every week. And it's super delicious. And there's all sorts of stuff to choose from. It really is. That's an awesome idea, man. Oh, that's genius. Like, if you're a boss and you want to kind of like. Oh, my gosh. What just happened? She grabbed that microphone like it was a pail of money. Holy crap. She must have really grabbed that microphone. It was like Sky grabbing a 20, dude. It was a little bit aggressive. Wow. Give me my hand back. Wow. I was thinking about what he was saying. And if, like, if you own a local business and you want to, you know, it would be cool to get, like... Fifteen minutes is over. Check it out, buddy. Yeah. I was just... Hope you enjoyed your time. Don't you start reading my news. Give me that. Have a good time because it's all over. I haven't spoken in 15 seconds. Give me that.
Oh, stop it. You're making my stomach hurt. Hit the brick cow and beat it because you are going out. Give me, give me, give me. Down, down, down. Mine, mine, mine. I've never seen nothing like that. It was incredible. Yeah. We're sorry. The guy reeled back like, oh my gosh. It was quick. You still have your hand? Keep out of nowhere. Oh, man. I was just going to say if you like are a boss. Hey, let me have this. I've got a point to make. This is a nice thing to do for your employees. That's all I'm saying, you jerks. That's what you needed to grab the microphone from. Guy goes back to work in a sling. What happened to you? Oh, Sky wanted the mic back. She surely wanted the mic back. I'm sorry. I didn't realize. It's a guest, Sky. I was being so aggressive. He's a human being. Yeah, he has emotions and feelings. Pits his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, my God. Also, I want to give the opportunity. I'm going, Mike, buddy. Yeah. Hope you brought a mic. P-Y-O-M, all right? Careful, bro. It's P-Y-O-M. P1 bass string. Yeah, I'd like to encourage all the... I'm helping. I'm not... Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you almost done? Yes. You're finished. Thank you. I'm broke, Sky. Please.
All right. That's so funny. Anyway. Girls got to make her money. Here we go. It was wonderful meeting you. Anyway. Hey. Ha, ha, ha. Lake Jennings. Anyway. Yes. Shoot by anyway. Pajamagram.com. It's the best to go for our pajamas. Come out to Lake Jennings P1s. We're stocking trout 1,000 pounds a week. Hurry up. The water level's real low. Fits are crowded. Annihilate. Kill. Kill. Tell them bass string center. Nice. Thank you very much. Are you done? Boy, that took forever, bass string. Shut up. I thought you'd never end it. Are you done? Well, you are now. Turn his mic off. Sorry, my mic. Turn my mic off. Get my levels back up, Mike. Here we go. One, two, three. Check, check, check. Level, level.
the level. Money, money, money, money, money. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Sibilance, sibilance, sibilance. A little more trouble, Barney. A little more trouble. I love to taste 20s. What? Sean. I love to taste. Let me check. Check, check, check. I love to taste 20s. Okay, Sean. No one says that. Stop it. Nobody says that. 20s taste like taffy. 20s taste like taffy. That's really weird. Happy hair has ham. Happy hair has ham. Bring back the Benjamins. Bring back the Benjamins. Chubby chicks have chump change. Chubby chicks have chump change. What? Is this on? Money move balloons big. Money move balloons big. Peanut purchase pill paste. Peanut purchase pill paste. Call me a car to Kaiser. Call me a doctor.
Oh, my stomach hurts. Skye has new movies. All right, new movies out today. We have Zack and Mary Make a Porno out today with Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. Why did Rob give that a boo? What's your problem? Why Rob does other people like it? Is that your problem? Exactly. He doesn't like the popular stuff. Wait, he's ripping texts off right now. He's our text guy, so something must have come through that is Sky related because you know. He's waiting. My name's Sky. What's happening? Shut up, Sean. What's your problem, Rob? I don't... What? Whatever. You guys are going to be like, oh, because it's popular, blah, blah, blah. I can't stand Seth Rogen. He's not funny. He's not funny. You haven't liked any Seth Rogen movies? No, not really. What have you seen? I liked him in...
That wasn't for you, Sean. That was for Rob. I had to watch, what's that, Knocked Up, the worst movie ever. Oh, my gosh. But I liked him as a... Did he like Superbad? I won't go and see that because it's me and Knocked Up. So you've seen one Seth Rogen movie. It's so funny. You've seen one movie which was kind of geared towards women. Did you see Pineapple Express? Which I also heard was... Again, so you haven't seen any Seth Rogen movies. I hated him in Knocked Up. He acts to me. He's like, he's... just acting on screen. It's not like, you know, it's like very... Eddie can't even look at you right now. It's in his job title. I think I know what you're saying. Are you saying that like other guys that are really funny are more natural about it? And it seems like a natural, like Adam Sandler, it seems like his natural type of humor. Yeah, he just kind of... Whereas Seth Rogen looks like he's acting out funny lines. Yeah, like he's trying to act out these funny lines and like it almost like he should pause and wait for that applause. I just, I don't like, I don't dig it. It's not a natural thing for him. He has to try too hard. I don't know. I'm sorry. And solo opinion by Boston Rob. I've never, the only one I've seen is 40-year-old Virgin. That's the only one I've seen with him in it. I loved him in that. I did too. Because he had just enough. What a clown. I give up. I loved him in that. You did? I did. So you've seen one movie with the guy that you didn't like and now he's horrible. Yeah. I just, I.
It's like, Mikey, you got the same thing. If you see someone and you can tell that they're acting, it's not that good. What if he doesn't do that in all his movies? Okay, then you know what? You liked him in 40-year-old version. Because he was a backup guy. He wasn't the main guy. Big pot, Eddie, big pot. So it was very little that they had him do. He was the backup guy in Superbad. Yeah, start with Superbad. I'll try it. Toe in the water. You make me dizzy. Sometimes. Sometimes. I don't think that's it. What else, Skye? Okay, also out today we have The Changeling. We were just playing you some clips from that a moment ago. Angelina Jolie. Here's Angelina on what attracted her to the script cut 41. It is such an amazing story what this woman went through. Get out of the bathroom. What was done to her. That if it wasn't real, it was recorded in her bathroom. Because it makes no sense. And that would never happen. So that this real woman lived through this and fought this system. And it was a story of justice to me. And so that's always, I think, one of the best things. Was it over? Cut 44. Oh, no, Mike. Miss Collins.
Right now, you're a sufficiently high profile, but I think even the police would hesitate to go after you out in the open. Oh, is that John Malkovich? I would have to warn you, that could change very quickly if they feel their position threatened. I will splash the pot. What are you going to do now? Instantly made me laugh. Shut up. I think that Malkovich, dude, he's pretty good, right? Sure. He's a good actor. Anything else? Yeah, also today we have Rock and Rolla, Guy Ritchie's latest film, Russian mobster, Crooked deal. It looks good, Mike. I don't even know about it. Sean. Sean. What? Listen, let me reason with you. Dude, okay. Let me, please, let me, let me, let me reason with you. Hold on, man. Please. Bro. I'm going through.
I'm going through trailers online. I'm like, let me see what's new in the theaters. I see the little movie poster for this. It's pronounced theater, by the way. Theater. Theater. I'm going through the thing of what's coming out in theaters. Okay. And I see the little icon for this movie, and I go, wow, that looks pretty good. Until I played the trailer. What's it about? It looks so goofball-ish. Oh, no. Goof ball-ish. Goof ball-ish. How? It looks so like... It looks a little cheesy. Oh, no. Looks like there's a little chat all up in that business. He likes bad movies. Sean, let me ask you. What did you think of the Transporter? All the Transporter movies. The first one? Oh, just, you know, the last one that came out, Transporter 9. What did you think of the last one? Well, it was 2. Transporter 9. What did you think of it? There's a Transporter 3 coming out. I'm not out yet. There was a Transporter 2, which was not as good. But the first one was quite good. Last movie you saw in theaters? Wally? No, remember? He was like a pedophile in some kid's movie by himself. I thought it was Wally. No, it was Journey to the Center of the Earth.
upset him the last time. That's what it was. With the 3D glasses, remember? That's right, that's right. Remember, because you made the comment that he was on the Megan's Wall. I don't like being called a pedophile. I don't know why he doesn't like that, for whatever reason. For whatever reason, that is a hot button. Everyone's different. No, what, Sean, tell me the last couple of movies you've seen in theaters. I saw WALL-E, I saw Indiana Jones, I saw Journey to the Sound of the Earth. Anyone? Anyone? I don't know. Do the math. He sees the worst movies, man. Just because I see them doesn't mean that I liked every single one of them. You like every single one of them, though. Okay, but it doesn't mean that just because I've seen it. No, what does mean it is when you come back and go, I liked every single one of them. That movie was awesome. Oh, I loved it.
And then we have one final new movie out today. It is Halloween. So, you know, somebody had to put out a horror movie. So The Haunting of Molly Hartley is out today. Beg your pardon? Enjoy. Yeah, I saw that on the trailer thing, and I'm like, I'm not scaring myself with watching any of that business. No, you're not into a movie about the devil? I get scared, man. Seriously. And that'll really scare me. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Mikey, they let us watch Full Metal Jacket in my junior year history class. Wow. Is that really like a, you know, sort of historical? No. Is that a historical covering of the Vietnam War full metal jacket? It wasn't? Oh, my gosh. I watched that in high school, too. No. You did? Yeah. Your teacher showed it to you? Yeah. Dude. He's a really cool guy. What? That is crazy. I don't get it. I wasn't even in class. I was just at his house. Yeah, exactly. Easy, Dr. Wayne. Let's see. I think all Regis was saying is that the word Democrats is close to the word Dominican. That's P1 Red Sox. Mikey, if Obama wasted that much on a commercial, think how many tax dollars he'll spend on the other junk that we don't need. Oh, shut up. That is such a stretch. That is such a stupid stretch. Shut up. Shut up. The campaign money is meant for that. I mean, that's the whole reason you donate it, because it's meant for that, you clown. No.
Sky was in stark disagreement to that last decade. I'm so over the twisting it. And Obama loves abortions and he wants to kill babies and he hangs out with terrorists. This is so funny. So last night, my wife and I are discussing Prop 8. We talk about it for about 20 minutes and we get to, we're going to this Bible study thing that we do. And I say, I would be interested to discuss this. And she goes, oh, I hope we don't. And I go, why? She goes, I'm so over it. I go, 20 minutes we've been talking about it. You're over it already? She's like, yeah, I'm over it. I'm like, you've barely been talking about it. You're all talked out already? She's over it. She's over it. I think lots of people are starting to get the political burnout. Listen, I mean, the commercials, you're bombarded with it, you know? And so I get it. But half of the deal for me is that I don't even understand what all of them are. I don't understand what all the different props are. We're going to have a guy on Monday who's going to explain all the props to us. Be informed when you go in to vote. Thank you. It's like the freaking cliff notes. That's what I needed. I'm sorry, you needed the what, Ash? What did you need? I said it'll be like freaking cliff notes. I need it. That's perfect. Anybody. What?
You're going to like this. Now it's time for the YouTube of the day. Sky, I think you're going to enjoy this. Yeah? It's from Saturday Night Live. Oh, is it Palin stuff? I love that stuff. It's not. Oh. It's not. It's not. It's Jon Hamm. No, it is not. I've been waiting for this. Hey. Hey. Hey. Cut 47. Hello. I'm Jon Hamm. You know. Ad executives are always trying to find new and exciting ways to present products to the American consumer. Well, tonight I'm here to talk to you about a product that doesn't need any glitz or gloss. It's a product that speaks for itself. And I'm proud to endorse it. Jon Hamm's Jon Hamm. You can eat in the bathroom. Let's face it. We live in a fast-paced world. But if you're as busy as I am, every day you have to make a decision. Am I going to eat lunch?
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to order one for the office today. To order Jon Hamm's Jon Hamm, call 1-800-555-0199. You said ham. Yeah, I heard it. How great would that be for you? Right? Can you imagine? Seriously. Patent pending. Hold the mustard. Mustard soap, I mean. Sky, will you guys be doing ham for Thanksgiving? Mmm. I don't know. We are guests at my brother and sister-in-law's house this year. Can you request it? Bring in my own, baby. Yes, it's B-Y-H-O. You usually do bring your own, right? Well, I was going to talk to them because I do have a gift certificate. Here we go. I don't want it to go to waste. We've got emergency H in the car. Got a little emergency H stuff there, yes. I'm a big fan of him. Hey, babe.
Let's go get a little H. What are you saying? I'm jonesing for some H, baby. I'll do anything you want. You got an H in the glove box? Sounds like a horse. Give me some ham stack. Tie me off. I'm shooting ham. A ham adventure. Thank you. This guy, you're funny. You're stupid. I thought we were just saying thanks. Did you hear that? Let's see. The L.A. Lakers signed Andrew Bynum to a four-year deal, and it's worth like what? Like a million dollars, right, Eddie? Oh, my gosh. One million dollars. He is the richest man in the world. A million dollars. It's unbelievable. Wow.
Dude, if he works for four years, he'll be a four millionaire. He can buy whatever he wants. Watch out, Bill Gates. He'll never have to work again. Yeah, Andrew Bynum, who was injured most of last year, and the Lakers obviously missed him in the finals. And, you know, he's played a couple games this year, and you can already see the difference. And I'm saying right now the Lakers are going to win the title this year. They look good. Real good. Winners. So you're just jinxing the Lakers? Really, Eddie? Nice. Awesome. Aren't you not supposed to say stuff like that? Good job, Eddie. You can make predictions. Oh, okay. We're getting text messages of movies that people watched. It's crazy. Oh, when they were in school? Dude. Mikey. In 11th grade in psychology class, we watched A Clockwork Orange. Oh, come on. It's P1 Ryan's mom. Creepy. Dude. Uh-uh. No. Mikey, we watched The Shining in my psychology class my senior year in high school. P1 Miss T. Oh, my gosh. Mikey, 12th grade English class showed us Apocalypse Now. Wow. English class? How fun. Forever grateful to her now. That's P1 Wishful. Mikey, in 11th grade, we watched American History X. Dude. Yeah, we watched that, too. You did? Mm-hmm. Come on. Yeah.
in my junior year, like social studies and history class. Is that just like the teacher going, I don't feel like working today? Right. Let's see what I got to be, right? Yeah, they just go in their, you know, DVD collection. They're like, what do we want to watch? Let's see the A's. Sorry, I had American History X. Yeah, why not? And did you have to get your parents to sign anything before you could watch it, or do you remember? Possibly. We watched Roots, too. Well, Roots isn't. Roots makes sense. Yeah, I know, you guys. There's black people in it. I thought we were naming movies with black people. Yeah, I thought this was the black people movie thing. Yeah, it was a trip. Some friends of mine. In junior high, I watched Black Snake Moon. Some friends of mine were really crazy. It was like barbershop. Friday. Friday. This is really weird. No, wait. That was after school. Oh. Shut up. 570-1053. Text number is 35253. Let's see. Limburg Field. They had to evacuate the United Airlines freight building. Yeah. One of those dogs, the service dogs, you know, they just do. CCI?
What just happened? What? Well, these are like the drug bomb sniffing type of dogs. I see it. Well, one of those dogs was doing a routine suite. Ashley does yell out. CC, I... I see it. It's a CC. This dog was doing a routine sweep yesterday, like Mikey said, of the United Airlines freight building, and the dog signaled that there was a possible presence of an explosive device, of course, immediately. Oh, the UAFB? The AHS? I see it! They evacuate everybody, bring in x-ray machines. OMG! OMG! That clip of my mom just explains everything. It does. It says it all. Whenever anything goes stupid with me, all you have to do is play that. Oh, wow. Enough said. That's your mother.
Oh, wow. So anyway, the bomb squad came out. Everything was cool. Gave the all clear about three hours later. You know, they changed the bomb squad. Now it's just a bunch of guys that go, it's the bomb. They jump out of a big truck. I like it. See all that. 570-1053 is our number. Give us a call. At the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones so you can call about anything you want to. So give us a call. We would love to hear from you. The Foo Fighters played a surprise show Wednesday night in L.A. Yeah, it's really, I don't know, this kind of surprised me. So they played a concert to promote the launch of Blackberry's first touchscreen phone, which is called the Storm, or Storm, I don't know. Really? But yeah, the Foo Fighters, I guess, somehow were involved, and it was a surprise show at the Avalon in L.A. Wednesday night, about 1,400 people there, and the Foo Fighters did a 12-song set.
Really? It's either the Foo Fighters or the Monkees. That's right. He's one of the two. I'm a believer. 5701053. Beginning and end of every show. Give us a call. P1AO. What's that man in? Trick or treat, you turkey. What's up, you turkey? Hey, what's going on over there? What's up, dude? No. Oh, man, just kind of chime in, let you guys know what I'm doing for trick or treat night. You know what I'm saying? What are you doing? Hey, I'm about to dress up as a, what's that guy? Simple Jack, you know what I'm saying? Simple Jack. Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. Hey, don't strip potato chip, you know what I'm saying? Hey, I'm going to, you know, jump on the roof, hang out every couple of kids. I'm going to jump down, give them a little. Oh, no. You are going to scare some kids. Stop that. There he is. That's how I wrote. Okay. Thank you, brother. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Thanks, Ayo. You got something, Boston Rob? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to be out at Longboards from 1230 to 2115. RTs. RT Longboards down in Pacific Beach on Garnett. So come check me out. I'll be hooking you up with some rock swag.
And watching the BC game, so I'll be there at 12.30. Oh, yes. What are you playing at BC? Stone throwing. Ashley's got one. Me too, me too. What do you got? This Sunday, if you want to come out to the brand new grand opening at Best Buy in Chula Vista, I'll be there from 2 until 3.45 p.m. hanging out. We've got prizes, all sorts of fun stuff going on. It's 59 North Broadway, Chula Vista. P1 Chris. Hey, what's up, Mike? What's up, dude? Not much. How's everyone doing? Good. Hey, I got a little audio clip. I don't know if you want to check it out. It's only about 30 seconds, but I called her a few weeks ago trying to get my daughter to do what she's done at home all the time. Yeah. I get in the car the other day, and all she does is she hears your voice. No one said anything. She just heard your voice, and she turns to me, and she goes, Hey, Daddy, boom goes the dynamite. So it's escalating now. It's gone past the sweet berry wine. Nice. That's awesome. I got her to do something on a recording. You want to hear just a clip of it? Please. Okay. I'm going to put you on speaker. Is that cool? You got it. Oh, wow. That's great. Sweetberry wine. That's fantastic. I appreciate that. I love it. All that at the age of 15, guys. Yes, it's amazing. It's amazing. They're awesome. Yeah, some people and parents are going to have trouble when their kids start going to preschool, and all they can say is sweetberry wine and peanut noir. Oh, dude.
Jake is all about spaghet. Jake's all about spaghet. I gotta tape it. He's all about spaghet, and he's also... Cut the mullet's the funniest thing he's ever heard in his life. Cut the mullet is the funniest thing he's ever heard. Do you like the song? He loves it. P1 Philly's Finest. There it is. What's happening? Congratulations. You must be loving it, dude. You are the best. You have no idea. Did you riot yet? I just called from the parade. From the parade? Yeah, the parade's going on in Philly right now. Oh, wow. You got to riot. I wish I could be there, but I didn't know how to fake getting off work. Sky, any suggestions? Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Wow. That's terrible. I mean, I said congratulations to you. I was happy for you. I thought of you when I saw they won. But now I see how you roll. Hey, you know how. You know how. I know. That was something else. You're really something else. Here's some of the aftermath. Okay. Two stores on Chestnut Street basically got the windows busted open. They took, like, one of the things that...
The city of brotherly love. Classy. And threw it through the window. Very classy. So lucky. Very classy. And then the celebration the night before. Get this. Check this out. So on Roosevelt Boulevard. Oh, yeah. Old Rosie Ball. Anyway. It kind of splits off. Overpass, that's Roosevelt Boulevard, and there's the underpass. Hey, dude, I don't mean to interrupt, but the whole Philadelphia report, you know, honestly, I don't know where these places are. They've got the overpass, the underpass, the medium pass, the pass gas. Come on. Basically, all you need to know is that they had to shut down the entrance to Root. Roosevelt Way, and then you guys will never... What about Rosie O'Donnell? Thomas Road. Thomas Road? Yeah, and then, you know, Philly Liquor on 6th and 49th. Thank you. P1 Philly's Finest for that little bit of Philadelphia trivia. We love it. At the end of the show on Friday, I tell you a little bit about my story and what has happened in my life. When I was a kid, when I was real little, I was the victim of sexual abuse. Very difficult for me to tell.
people about this story even now. Even right now, as I tell you this story, I'm nervous telling you. And I am every time I do it. There was a reason that I think that the events in my life happened the way that they did. When I was growing up, I was a guy that constantly felt an incredible sense of low self-esteem and an incredible sense of low self-esteem and also insecurity. I grew up that way. I've described it before, like if somebody's missing a thumb, they work real hard at trying to hide it. Hands in their pocket, or they'll talk to you where they have their hand behind their back so you don't see it. And that's how I felt most of the time. Even though I wasn't consciously aware that that's what the deal was, that's how I felt. And I was always trying to hide that from people. I didn't want people to know how broken I was from the things that had happened to me.
In fact, it wasn't until I was much older that I even made the connection with the fact that I became an alcoholic because of the things that had happened to me when I was a kid. I hadn't made a conscious connection that I was trying to numb those feelings out. And actually, to be honest with you, it wasn't a counselor that did it. It wasn't anything like that. I just figured that out. But there's a reason that I tell you this at the end of the show on Friday. That drinking eventually led me to a point where I knew that I was going to eventually die from it. And I knew I was going to die young. And I knew that if I did, it was going to kill my mom and dad and my friends and the people that cared about me. But I also had this intense feeling that I was kind of hopeless.
that there was no way that I was ever going to be able to stop drinking. And I just knew that in my mind. I just knew I wasn't ever going to be able to stop. I thought I was too far gone. And all those feelings that I had inside of me, I knew they couldn't be fixed. I just knew it. And so one night I was laying in bed and I just, Jesus Christ, to come into my life and rework all the stuff that was going on. And I just gave it to him. And ever since that day, I've had this relationship with him. And every day it grows a little bit more. And he changed my life. He's still changing my life. He's changed me into a different human being than I was before. I felt like I was just spiritually dead when I did it. And it was like he breathed life into me. I want to let you know that if you feel the way that I did, there's hope. Some of you might be listening right now at just the right time. The things that I'm saying may be hitting you at just the right time.
If you're listening to me right now and you are suffering with depression and feelings like you are worthless, if you're listening to me right now and you're struggling with feelings because of your financial hardship or because you're getting a divorce or because you've broken up with someone or you've been broken up with or you've lost someone really important to you and you just feel so desperate and so broken and you feel like you'll never ever smile again or feel hope again. If that's you, I want to tell you that that's not true and that you can have hope. Jesus Christ to come in and fix the problems just like everybody. I just have the most warm, comforting presence in my life. And so I play this song for you at the end of the show on Friday and the song is all about hope. If you go to MikeyShow.com M-I-K-E-Y S-H-O-W.com there's a little
box there up at the top that says keyword and you can type a word in there type the word help and it'll take you to our help page and on that page you can find resources for everything that I've mentioned depression eating disorders or any of that stuff that you may possibly be going through addiction any of these things that I'm talking about you can find on there just type in the keyword help and all the information's on there for you and if you would like me to speak for free There's no charge for me to speak because God lets me do it. And you can do that there at the website as well. This song is about hope. Really listen to the words to this song. Really listen to the lyrics. This song is called Tunnel. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. Today on the show, she's got Freeform Friday. Happy Halloween. Be safe, everybody. Don't drink and drive. We'll see you again on Monday. The Mikey Show's out. Late.