The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/08/05
Thursday, December 8, 2005
Daily Audio 2005KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and Sky clashed over two life-and-death questions: whether air marshals were right to shoot a passenger claiming to have a bomb and whether Tookie Williams should be executed despite his claimed reform. The show mixed those arguments with recurring comedy bits, including Ashley's Tone-Deaf Karaoke, Eddie's intentionally awful Tough Love, the office football hostage crisis, and Boston Rob taking 39 birthday-game punches. Stephen revisited the Cheater's Hotel sting and explained why Tim had wrongly suspected him before Andrea named Jason, while the hosts also examined a dismissive 911 call that preceded a woman's murder. They remembered Dimebag Daryl, mocked President George W. Bush's holiday acting debut, invented Roscoe with a voice harmonizer, and fielded callers hunting for scarce and reportedly glitchy Xbox 360 consoles.
What happened, in order
Air marshal shooting
Mikey and Sky argued over whether air marshals were justified in killing a bipolar passenger who claimed to have a bomb, with Mikey stressing passenger safety and Sky questioning whether the officers could have waited or
Football hostage crisis
Eddie ransacked the office and took Sky's stuffed elephant hostage after she hid his miniature football, leading to a negotiated exchange that immediately fell apart when the ball nearly hit her again.
Tone-Deaf Karaoke
Ashley sang Journey, the Doors, Creed, Motley Crue, Alanis Morissette, and Bryan Adams through headphones while callers struggled to identify the mangled songs for King Kong premiere passes.
Tough Love with Eddie
Eddie answered listeners' relationship questions with deliberately brutal jokes about body image, bad sex, threesomes, and marijuana while Sky repeatedly condemned his advice.
Remembering Dimebag Daryl
On the first anniversary of Dimebag Daryl's murder, the hosts played clips from Daryl and Mike Wengren about performing, friendship, and the new fear musicians felt onstage.
Roscoe meets Ramsey
Mikey used a new voice harmonizer to invent Roscoe, an imaginary cousin and roommate for Sky's already imaginary housemate Ramsey, and spun their exchange into an escalating domestic soap opera.
Cheater's Hotel aftermath
Stephen explained that Tim wrongly suspected him of sleeping with Andrea, even though Andrea had actually named coworker Jason during the show's hotel sting, and defended staying quiet because he had only overheard sugge
Xbox 360 hunt
Mikey tried to find an Xbox 360 amid holiday shortages while callers described long waits, alleged hardware failures, a lawsuit, and wildly different estimates for when stores would restock.
Bush's acting debut
The crew replayed President George W. Bush's stiff appearance with dogs Barney and Miss Beazley in a White House Christmas film and mocked his delivery with increasingly absurd movie impressions.
The dismissed 911 call
The hosts debated a 911 dispatcher's skeptical response to a mother reporting her daughter's abduction by an abusive ex-fiancé, after the daughter was later killed.
Birthday punches
During celebrity birthday guesses, Boston Rob followed bad hints on David Carradine's age, guessed 30 instead of 69, and had to absorb 39 punches from Eddie.
Tookie Williams debate
Mikey opposed executing Tookie Williams on Christian grounds, while Sky and Eddie argued that his four murder convictions and role in founding the Crips outweighed claims that he had reformed.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanAshleyBoston RobDimebag DarylMike WengrenStephenTimAndreaJasonGeorge W. BushBarney
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moron, did not have a bomb. But he shouldn't have said that, huh? Oh, well. That's the wrong thing to say to a person that could kill you. I'll tell you who doesn't get shot and killed by air marshals. I don't. Because I don't tell them I have bombs in my stuff. But at the same time, you don't have any special needs that require you to take medications like this gentleman did. Oh, so he was... Messed up? Yeah. Didn't know that. Was he retarded or what was his deal? Your wife wasn't standing there saying. What was his deal? They say he was bipolar and had not taken his medication. Oh, yeah. That's not their fault. Well, no, it's not their fault. But when their wife is standing there trying to tell them, you know, don't harm my husband. He, you know, isn't on his medication right now. He's not going to harm you. I'll tell you what. As an air marshal, I'm not going to take the time to figure that out.
Because you know what? That sounds like a good plan. Like, if you want to blow something up, hey, honey, just to give me time to be able to detonate my thing, make sure you say, don't shoot him. He's crazy. Seriously. You can't. You can't. So if you really had a bomb and you want... Is it the Marshall's fault or is it the guy's fault that he didn't take his medication? Whose fault is it? It's not the Marshall's fault. Right. Is it... The Secretary of Homeland Security's fault that that guy didn't take his medication? No, no one's saying it is. No, it's not their fault either. Is it our fault as private citizens on that plane just expecting a nice normal flight, not wanting to get blown up that he didn't take his medication? Well, no one's saying any of these things now. Of course not. Yeah, so that means that the air marshal was doing what he had to do, right? He was doing what he had to do, but, I mean, it sounds like from everything I've heard, it's pretty clear that this man, you know, I mean, I guess a crazy person would act irrational, a crazy person with a bomb. I don't know. To me, I just, you know. You have a problem with this. I have a problem with it. I mean, I understand the guy was just doing his job, but, you know, there's a lot of, like, could you have waited another second, but then. Hey, listen, Sky, I'm saying this genuinely and sincerely.
On September 10th, 2001, I would have said the same thing you're saying. Give me a break. Come on. Relax a little bit. And then the next day, a bunch of Arabs flew two airplanes into two big giant buildings in New York City and toppled them down. And then they flew one in the Pentagon. And then I thought, okay, you know what? All bets are off. It's just the way it's got to be. We'll see what you guys think. And, Scott, would you have said that if you were on that plane? Could you wait another second? I don't know. If you're on that plane, hell no. Open fire. Open fire. Shoot him again when he's on the ground. Well, no. I disagree with that. Come on. And the dude, I'll say it, he's like a foreigner. He's like from South America. Okay, so even that makes me even more nervous. Let's hear from an actual witness. Cut five. Oh, shoot. We just lost Sean. Sean just... All right, let's take a break because we just lost Sean. We'll be right back. Stand-up spotlight 105.3. I was watching the news the other day. I like watching the news. How about that girl had sex with her students? You see that good-looking teacher had sex? What in the world? I'm going to go back and enroll in fourth grade. That's what I'm going to do.
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The Mikey Show. Can I get a what what? Rock 105.3. Thursday morning. It's December 8th. What are people born right now? Sagittarius. Welcome back to the show. It's 637. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid 60s to the low 70s. Oceanside's 41. Right now in Coronado, it's 51 degrees. Actually got a lot of stuff on this federal air marshal shooting this guy dead yesterday. Get to that right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Oracle. You're the Oracle? Bingo. Here's Eddie. This sports update is brought to you by Sports Chalet. It may be the biggest save of all. Trevor Hoffman and the Padres agree to a new deal that will keep the closer here for at least two more years. Wow. He signed a two-year, $13.5 million deal with an option for a third. Bruce Bochy is happy to have his closer back. He's a special guy. He's one that stabilizes...
That bullpen, but also that clubhouse. And he's such a calming influence and a guy that is a leader on a club. So this is huge for us. And, you know, there's certainly going to be a sense of comfort now in that ninth inning now that we have Trevor back. Yeah. And he's in charge of the stereo on Team Flights. I found that out. Thank God. Yeah. I'm glad he's back. They say Hoffie controls the stereo. So what would have happened if he would have gone to Cleveland? Who would have got to control the stereo? All hell would have broke loose. Yeah, maybe Jake. Who knows? Yeah, all hell could have broke loose. Well, we are going to have to say goodbye to a few other Padres, though. Mark Loretta was traded to Boston for catcher Doug Mirabelli. They need a new catcher now because it looks like Ramon Hernandez will be signing with Baltimore. And Mark Sweeney, the team's best pinch hitter, has signed with the San Francisco Giants. Really? Yeah. So that's a whole new look, man. So, dude, what do you think of Doug Mirabelli? I don't know enough about him to say anything, you know. I mean, I know he was the backup catcher in Boston, and, you know, I think he's an average player so far. That's what it kind of looked like to me because I was reading his stuff from, you know, when he played in Boston. I was reading some of his stats in Boston, and they were pretty average in Boston. And I'm going, man, now he's coming to hit at Petco. He's going to be even more average than that. But I don't know. We'll see.
Yeah, I mean, it's interesting, you know. I mean, they're really clean in house, which is what I asked for. But, you know, I kind of expected, you know, a little bit more, I guess. I don't know. Do you get the feeling sometimes as you've been hearing about these trades that they're doing and the guys they're bringing in? It's almost like replacing apples with apples. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, and in some cases. Apples with less than apples. Lettuce. Yeah, okay. Apples with smaller apples. Yeah, you know, so I'm not sure. I'm not, you know, I mean, when you put Doug Mirabelli up against Ramon Hernandez, clearly Ramon Hernandez is a better catcher. Yeah. And a better, you know, has better offense. Yeah. And, you know, what are you going to do at second base now? You know, you got Josh Barfield, you know, the stud, you know, kid in the system. Is he ready?
The only way we're going to bring him up is he's going to have a great... And I heard he'll share a time in the beginning with Eric Young and somebody else. Bobby Hill, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kid we got from Pittsburgh. You know, and so, I don't know. Hope it works out. You go Joe Randa. Yeah. Or Vinny Castilla. Right. I don't know. Apples for apples. You know? And so... But who knows, man? Maybe this Kevin Towers is a mad scientist. And he's figured it out. Yeah, maybe. All-star second baseman Alfonso Suriano was traded by the Texas Rangers to the Washington Nationals last night for Brad Wilkerson and Trammell Sledge. Who's that? I don't know. Brad Wilkerson's a good player, but, you know, now talk about a trade. That's somebody I'd like, Alfonso Suriano. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Makes too much money. Dude, you remember this? In the very beginning when this all was starting, there was somebody had written and said, I was reading it actually on the Padre website.
About some kind of, what about this deal that there was rumors about Todd Helton? And I thought, holy cow. Can you imagine that? And that guy hits at Petco. That's a good player. Too much money. Costs too much money. Might have to have a bake sale or something? Raise a little dough? Apparently. Looks like Roger Clemens might be done in Houston. The Astros declined to offer him arbitration, which means the clubs cannot sign him until at least May 1st. So that looks like that Rocket's either going to retire or sign with another club if he does decide to come back. And if he does sign with another club, is he going to want $178 billion for that season? I don't know. He made $18 million last year. That's nuts. So you'll have to wait and see with that. Chargers wide receiver Kasim Osgood was put on injured reserve yesterday and will be out for the rest of the season. He is the Chargers leader in special teams tackles. Wide receiver Malcolm Floyd was signed off the practice squad to replace him. That's Logan Sports. All right. So we're talking about the Sarah Marshall deal that went down. I want to hear some more people reacting. Another flight 924 passenger talking about what happened here. Cut six. She heard three gunshots and everyone was running like everyone was going crazy. They got up and started running.
And she went to go get me because I was in the restroom. And she went in there and she was like, there's an emergency. Hurry up and get out. So then I got out and we ran the other way where everyone was going. And then from there, that's whenever everybody was running the other way. The police came and everything. And from what I heard was that they captured the man, but they shot him and that he's dead. That is correct. Now, for those of you that are just tuning in and you're going, what? What? What happened? There's big news yesterday, man. Everywhere. Live TV, the whole deal. Here's what happened. Cut 10. A passenger aboard American Airlines flight 924 indicated that he had a bomb in his bag. The subject then immediately ran down the jetway, and the fans were keeping a distance from him. The subject would not comply with the repeated instructions to get on the ground, and they continued to state that he had a bomb. The subject would not put the bag on the ground, and he started advancing towards our personnel. At that point, based on the continuing force module that the fans received for training, the fans discharged their weapon and subdued the individual. Sky says that she read,
Where did you read that his wife is screaming, he's bipolar? I saw that on the news last night, and I read it here. Stop, he's bipolar. Yeah, according to CNN, a passenger, Mary Gardner, told WTVJ in Miami that the man ran frantically down the aisle near the rear of the plane, and the woman accompanying him was saying her husband was bipolar and not had taken his medication. He probably should have. Well, he definitely should have, it sounds like. P1 Brad? Yeah. Go ahead. Here's something that bugs me about the story. He's walking with a bag in his hand and nothing in his other hand. So he obviously doesn't have any detonating device, you know, sitting in his hand. They can clearly see this. Approach the guy, take him down, and freaking arrest him. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean a detonating device in his other hand?
Like he doesn't have something sitting in his hand, like a triggering device. Oh, is that how it works, bro? You got some sort of triggering device, and the way that you do it is you hold it in your other hand? You mean you can't detonate a device in the bag? You'd have to have something to detonate it with. You'd have to have something to push, a button to push, or something to trigger the bag. What if it's in the bag, bro? And that's what he did. He reached inside that bag. Well, no, when they shot him, they said he was moving aggressively towards them. This guy. I'll bring up the story I read yesterday that they said they shot him when he reached into his bag. Right here from CNN.com. Air Marshals asked him to get off the plane, which he did. But when they asked him to put his bag down, he refused. He then approached the Marshals in an aggressive manner, at which point two or three shots were fired. Yeah. Well, what I read yesterday was that they shot him when he was reaching in that bag. But regardless, dude said he had a bomb. I got no... Dude, what are you making apologies for a guy that says he's got a bomb? Come on. Well, he's not making an apology for him. He's saying there may have been another way to handle this situation. Usually I agree with the police department. You know, when they do something, the air marshals or anybody does something, I'm like, you know what? They were doing their job. That's what they needed to do. But if he didn't obviously have something, you know, that they could tell, like, if he was reaching his band, yeah, go ahead and shoot him.
They never said he was reaching his back. He was just carrying his back and refused to put it down. Dude, he said he had a bomb. There was no question in their mind as to what he had in there. He told them what he had in there. Now, they're not supposed to think that he's a liar. What if it's a ticking bomb, like about to blow up? Then shooting him wouldn't make a difference because it's still going to blow up. Okay, well, you know what I mean? You've got to make a decision, bro. You got to make a decision at that moment. I mean, you ask me, you can't mess around with it. Okay. What's that going to accomplish with a bomb in your bag, taking somebody down? You take him down. You can take care of the bomb. I ask the question that I'll ask everybody who has a problem with this. Put yourself on that plane, and some crazy dude is running around screaming, I got a bomb. Are you going to be pissed that the air marshal shot that guy? Not me. Hell no.
If he didn't obviously have any way to detonate it. If you were on that plane and some guy is running around screaming, I got a bomb, you're thinking to yourself, well, he's not aggressively grabbing for the bag. Yeah. Maybe they can take him down. Yeah, you know what? Oh, Brad. Yeah, I mean, and if you're the air marshal and this guy's saying I have a bomb, you've yelled for him to stop and he's not, are you as the air marshal going to be like, well, you know, maybe what I should do is take him down and then look in the bag myself. Because he could be bipolar. Yeah, and she's saying he's bipolar. And I don't know. Everybody's screaming, and I can't really understand what's going on. But you know what? Hang on. Let me think about it for a couple seconds. No, let me give it a lot of thought. P1 Josh? Yeah, this is P1 Josh. Go ahead. Yeah, I was going to agree with Mikey. I saw the same story on the news last night, and I heard it on the radio that when they were in the jetway, he reached in a bag, and that's when the air marshal shot him. Yeah, that's what I read on CNN yesterday. Yeah, I actually heard that on the news last night, but I'm not reading that anywhere today. And, you know, sometimes when stories first break, you know, someone will like a rumor will kind of start like, you know, when 9-11 first happened. Oh, it was a prop plane. Oh, no, it was, you know, so because sometimes the facts get switched up early on and then they, you know, sort it all out as the days go by. Hey, either way, man, I say you can't do it. Not today. We got to be too. We got to be overly.
careful with all of that stuff. And then the other big news yesterday was that big tanker fire on Friars Road, which when I was leaving here at 11 yesterday, that was still smoking. You still saw that smoke. Eddie, when you went home, could you get home? No, I had to go. all basically big circle around. And last night, they still had that road closed off. Did they really? Yeah, I bet. It took forever to clean it. You know the road off of Friars where you go into the stadium, the main gate? Right. It was closed. You couldn't go that way. And, you know, I guess they were cleaning it up. I bet it took forever to do, too. Did you guys hear about the San Francisco Police Department? Oh, man. Holy cow, man. What's going on up there, Sean? What's going on in the Bay Area? San Francisco Police Department suspends 20 officers over a video that was posted on a website of one of the cops. And I guess the video is sexist, racist, homophobic, everything you can think of. Immature, vulgar, like, I mean, all those words describe this video. Now, I'm going to, you know, I'll say this. I don't necessarily think that these...
police officers are guilty of being like hateful, hurtful guys. I think what they are guilty of is being stupid and showing poor judgment. Irresponsible. Irresponsible. It's like, you know. And you understand how a video like that can be hurtful to the police force. I mean. Yeah. I mean, because people are going to think, I think what people, I think what the leap that people make is. If you make a video where you have one of your cops dressed in drag and you're being funny, like you guys are having a good time and that might be funny for all you got. Like, I think what people think is, oh, they must hate those guys. They must want to screw with those guys because they're making fun of them. So they must not like them. And I don't think that's fair to do. I think these were guys having a good time, but they're stupid. Yeah, they're stupid. And the way I look at it is from, you know, the standpoint of the San Francisco Police Department. is say one of these cops arrests an African-American guy who's clearly committing a crime, and then the thing goes to trial, and then they pull out a videotape of this officer making fun of a black person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Okay, well, that case is thrown out completely. At the same time, and I get what you're saying, like, intellectually, that does make sense. Right. But what we can't say is, oh, that guy hates black people. Oh, yeah, in no way. You know what I mean? In no way, but it can, you know, jeopardize his job and, you know, the way he does his job. Bottom line? Funny. Yeah. Well, yeah, no doubt. All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back. By the way, don't go away. Tone Deaf Karaoke is next. It's Mikey, and I want to tell you what's going on at Sleep Train. They have always got wonderful things happening down at Sleep Train. Right now is no exception. Purchase any premium mattress set, and Sleep Train's going to give you your choice of two premium latex pillows or an electric train set absolutely free. Give it to your kid. Your kid will love it.
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And Ashley. Um, well, yeah, I don't want to be a slut. It's the Mikey Show. Get this show started. On Rock 105.3. I don't know if Santa is in the North or the South Pole. I believe with 98% certainty he is in the North Pole. But there is that 2% of me that says, is it the South Pole? Because the South Pole is where it's freezing. How do you not know this? Because, man, it was a long time ago. Then what? That I heard of Santa? That I heard the story of Santa Claus. What are you talking about? It's 658. Oh, my gosh. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Chula Vista is 47. Right now at SCSU, it's 43 degrees. Well, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Trevor Hoffman is going to remain a Padre. Ashley, where is Santa Claus, the North or South Pole? The North Pole. The North Pole. I was right. All right, welcome back to the show.
Coming up next hour, Eddie will heal the community of San Diego. He does that with something called Tough Love with Eddie. It really does bother Sky, for those of you that wonder. I don't know why me helping people would bother. It's really selfish. Well, if you were actually helping people, it wouldn't bother me, but you're not. When are you going to get off that kick? I remember a few weeks ago, I remember a few weeks ago, Skye being really quiet in the office after the show, and Eddie goes, are you still on the tough love thing? And she goes, dude, that was so messed up. It's unnecessary. Like, these people are reaching out to him in their most vulnerable time. And I help them. And you take advantage of that and mock them. No, wrong. Oh, well, we'll find out how wrong I am. We certainly will. That is right. Let's see. I only had a football right now. Don't you start this. You throw it at the back of her head like you did the other day. Oh, you missed out, Mikey. You missed out yesterday. Oh, was there more? Was there more? Oh, after you left yesterday. What, what, what? You missed a doosie. What?
What, what, what? What's going on? Well, we got, Sean, we got these little, I don't know where they came from. What do they say? Miltons. Miltons. Oh, yeah, when Miltons came in, they brought us, they had no idea what they were doing by bringing these to us, but they brought us these little footballs. They're tiny footballs that fit in the palm of your hand, and they're made of, I don't know, plastic. Sounds like Nerf. It's kind of like Nerf. Kind of like a Nerf. But it's a little harder than a nerve. Yeah. It kind of has that little coating on the outside, but it's soft on the inside. Right. Well, let me tell you. I'll break down the timeline for you yesterday. After the show, you know, Sky bolts into the office. Yes. Did anybody feed Blue the fish? Some chocolate? I think I did. Okay. Okay, go ahead. So I walk in there, and the first thing I do... For the record, you're wrong. Go ahead. First thing I do whenever I go into the office is get the football. Yes. And I toss it around, me and Rob. Yeah.
And I wasn't there. So I'm like, son of a bitch. She got it. And so I go and I start yelling at her. I'm like, give me my football. Give me my football. And she's like, what? What? No, I don't have it. So I ransacked the office. You don't even know what the office looked like yesterday. He was throwing over chairs. You know that box of like the box of financial planning stuff. He threw that all over the office. I tore it up. and pens and post-its all over the place. So I grab her stupid pink elephant. He can't find it, by the way. I couldn't find it. So I grab that stupid pink elephant she has. Hostage. Hairy elefante. Thank you. And I run. I ran with her. And I took off. And I hid behind a door and barricaded myself in there. And she found me. And she's like. I'm running too. I'm chasing him. We're like running. It's a professional place of business, by the way. We're sprinting down the hall with toys in our hands. So we negotiated that I'll give her her stupid elephant back if she gives me my football back. So she goes back. Well, wait. That was not the negotiation. I can't believe you right now. The negotiation was. I don't remember this part. I don't either.
You know what I'm dealing with here. The negotiation was I would get Harry Elefante back in pristine condition. He would receive his football back in pristine condition, but he... And Rob would have to promise never to throw the football at me again. It's always at your head. At me, yeah. No way are they allowed to throw it out. Deal struck. Okay, we shook. Stupid elephant back. I got my football back. We did our exchange. Where was the football, by the way? It was hidden in one of my things. Yeah, I hit it on his desk. I didn't even think to look. I hit it on his desk yesterday morning. I got the ball. I got the ball, me and Rob were... Falling around with it. I'm back on my computer, not paying attention. Accidentally hit the back of Sky's chair. Oh, you accidentally. It was an accident. Rob, was I aiming for that chair? Not at all. The couch. It was actually also part of our original agreement that if they welched on this agreement and went back and threw the football at me, that there will be dire consequences. Hey, listen.
I absolutely believe that that was part of the negotiation. She would not give it back unless there were agreements struck. And I'm fine with that, Mike. So now Eddie has put Rob in charge of the football and told Rob he has to guard it with his life. But you know I will not forget, it'll be three months from now and Rob will put down that football. I didn't mean to hit your chair. It didn't even hit her? No. What's the problem? Thank you. He was throwing it at me. That's the problem. No, I wasn't. Okay, then how did it hit the back of my chair an inch away from my head? Hey, listen, without even being there, I could figure out that it was a bad aim. Yeah. Well, what were you actually throwing for? See what we're dealing with? She's irrational. Yeah, she's being irrational. What were you aiming for, Eddie? Me and Rob were playing pitch. No, you weren't. And then we were trying to see if we could hit the couch. Accidentally hit the chair. Well, that wouldn't be accurate.
Wrong. Unless you're trying to hit the corner of the arm of the chair. That's part of the game. That's right by my seat. That's more points. Hey, man, things happen. Jeez, give me a break. Yeah. Quit arguing. Sean, they're still going at it. They're just doing it silently. Do you see what I'm talking about with these two? They won't stop. There are going to be consequences. Okay, okay, okay. Anyway. It was a mistake. He's not a robot. Scott, do not mouth anything more to him, please, because you won't stop. Well, as long as he knows. Did a mistake happen? I'm sorry. And tone deaf karaoke. We are going to play songs that Ashley is singing with her iPod on and see if listeners can tell what she's singing. It's not easy. I'm going to tell you, right up front, I'm going to tell you it's not easy. Eddie, what is the prize today? Passes to the premiere of King Kong. Which we will be at.
Monday night. All except for the communists in the studio right now that refuse to go to see King Kong. Sky. Well, it's a little bit of a drive, dude. Oh, boy. It's worth it. That's right, it is. All right. First up is P1 Francisco. Yeah. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here, bro. All right. You got to give me a title or artist of the song that Ashley is singing if you could figure it out. Cool. Here we go. And love is sick, man. Who is I supposed to be? Huh, girl? You stand? I'm forever yours. Looking for a title or an artist? Yeah, you know what? Don't know that one, buddy. All right, Francisco. All right, P1 Petey Pablo. I do not want you to tell me what the song is. I'm going to play it again, and then you give it a shot, okay? Here we go. Are you there, P1 Petey Pablo? You got to be kidding me.
All right, P1 Paul. Yeah, sorry. Hang on the line, okay? Here we go. Take a listen. And I'm a music man. How is I supposed to be? Huh, girl? You stand? I'm forever yours. She enunciates better in singing than she does in real life. P1 Paul, can you give me a title or artist? Is that Forever Your Girl? No, you're thinking of Paula Abdul. That was, in fact... Yeah, the only word I could make out was forever. No, yeah. That was actually Journey. Beautiful song. I wasn't complimenting, Ashley. Journey did a great job with the song. That was Faithfully. P1 Jason, are you there? Yes, sir. Are you ready to play? Let's go. Give me a title or artist of the song Ashley's singing.
All right, P1 Jason, can you give me a title or artist? Other Side. Well, I'm sorry? Other Side. First of all, that's not the name of the song. I think you may know what it is, but that's not the name of the song. Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. P1 Mike, do not give me the title or artist. Listen one more time and then tell me, okay? Here we go. P1 Mike, I need a title or artist. That's my new ringtone. She's actually disabled. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty sure she is. I'm sorry, Mikey. I don't know, man. Yeah, it was the Doors, dude. You know the day destroys the night. Night divides the day. Night divides the night. Night divides the night. That didn't resemble it whatsoever. That was my favorite. That's funny. P1 Nick. Yeah. Ready to give it a shot? I'm ready. Take a listen. Give me title or artist. I like to escape.
So let's go there. Let's make our escape. Come on, let's go there. Give me a title or artist there, Nick. Pretty sure I have no idea. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't either. P1 Steve, don't say anything. Just take a listen and then try to tell me what it was, okay? Here we go. I like to escape. I like to live without your wake. So let's go there. Let's make our escape. Come on, let's go there. People want Steve, can you give me a title or artist? Only thing I can think of is...
Sky is a beating by Sky. That is incorrect. Good guess. It sounded similar, but that was, in fact, that was Creed. There you go. Line two is B1. Alex, are you ready, Alex? Yeah, I'm ready. Take a listen to Ashley singing and try to decipher what it is. That was in Chinese. That was in Chinese. Yes, that was the Chinese import, actually. No question about it. Holy, yeah, we got to save that one. P1 Alex, can you give me a title or artist? Is it Red Hot Chili Peppers? Oh, come on, dude. P1 Elios, don't say anything. I'm going to play it one more time for you, and then you try to decide, okay? All right. Take a listen.
Give me a title or artist. Oh, my God. Oh, you. Who are you? It was a giveaway at the end. Dude, it was Dr. Feelgood as Motley Crue. Dude. Or Dr. Spielbood. Yeah, Spielbood. Spielbood. Spielbood. Hey. Oh, man. Brutal. Oh, my God. P1Doug. Hey, I'm here. Come on. We've got to get a winner, dude. Yeah, man. Please. You ready? See what happens. Take a listen.
I'm high, but I'm grounded. I'm sane, and I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost, but I'm hopeful. Can you give me a title or an artist, please? No, that one was good. P1 Doug. That's not Alanis Morrison. Yes, it is. I'm high, I'm sane, but I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost, but I'm hopeful. And Ashley. I'm high, but I'm grounded. Thank you. All right. Can you do the baby part? I got it. I'm high, but I'm grounded. See, I gotta get in the mode. I don't know. P1, Doug, hang on the line. You're a winner. Sky does it so much better. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. You're beautiful when you sing that song. Helen Keller can do it better. Now. P1, Will? P1, Will? P1, Will is not there. P1, Jeremy? Yep.
All right, you are our last contestant, okay? Come on, dude. All right, here we go. I can't take you away from me. I went down that road before. But that's over now. You can't come in back for more. Baby, you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms. Jeremy, that is so easy. I mean, it's retarded, but I can understand. P1 Jeremy, give me a title or artist. I know the song, man. I can't think of the title. Bro, all you need is the name of the song or the person that sings it. You can't come up with either one? No, sorry, man. All right. D1, Chris, don't say what it is. Just listen to it one more time and then tell me, okay? D1, Derica? Yeah. Listen to it one more time and then tell me, okay? Okay.
P1 Derica, can you give me title or artist? Oh, I know the song, too. I'm trying to think of who it is. We're in Heaven? Is that what it's called? That is correct. Brian Adams. Me and Ashley, you guys sound identical. All right, P1 Derica, you're a winner. You're going to be going to see King Kong with us on Monday night. Yes. All right. Hang on the line, will you? Yeah. There you go. All right. We've got to take a break. We'll be back. And when we come back, you've got a little tough love with Eddie. Oh, yeah. Don't go anywhere. How did you get on the radio? Radio. That's the question, Jimmy. The Mikey Show's on. 105.3. 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. Well, the ride is starting to get a little bit tougher out here this morning. South on set of the 15. Slows here out of Escondido from the 78 on down past via Rancho Parkway. That's kind of the usual there.
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What do you mean knowledge? I got knowledge. And Ashley. Like, what distracts me is my own brain. It's the Mikey Show. That's a creepy good noise. On Rock 105.3. All right, welcome back. It's 722. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Vista's 51. Right now, Pretty Mesa's 54 degrees. Mark Loretta is no longer a Padre. He was fitted to Boston for catcher Doug Mirabelli. All right, folks, welcome back to the show. Man, I want to talk about this San Francisco Police Department thing. Wish we had audio of it. I'm sure we will eventually. We'll get audio of the video that they made where they're goofing around and they're acting like drag queens and they're arresting each other. Good times. So we'll get some of that played for you. Right now it's time to heal the community of San Diego. The way that we do that is with a segment called Tough Love with Eddie. Our producer, Eddie.
He's 32 years of age, and he is somebody that does not beat around the bush. There's no placation. Yep, gives it to you straight. Not a yes man. That's right. So without any further ado, I'm going to read you some of the letters that people have written to us, and Eddie will answer them. Be happy to, Mike. First letter reads, Dear Eddie, I've heard you talk about liking girls for boobs and butts, but I wonder what you think about skinny girls. Are you, like, not attracted at all? For real? I'm 5'7 and 101 pounds. I know for a fact that guys think I'm hot. I also know that if you saw me in person, you would probably break up with your girlfriend and start chasing after me. Signed P1 Melissa in PB. Eddie? Right. Dear My Little Boney. The only place I would chase you to is an In-N-Out for a double-double with cheese, okay? I mean, that is if you could hold it down on our date without sneaking off to the bathroom to jam your bony little finger down your throat. Hey, some people are just naturally thin. This guy, yeah. Skiing chicks can be hot.
She's not skinny, though. She's gross. In fact, if I saw you on the street, most likely I'd be wondering when the scarecrows started wearing drag. As far as dudes thinking you're hot... It's just another illusion you're seeing. You know, like when you look in the mirror and you think you see a healthy young woman staring back, when in reality it's a little Ethiopian girl. Come on, you don't know. Right. Your perspective is just off a little bit, sweetie. Okay, so now get out of here before Brad Pitt tries to adopt you, too. Next letter. Our next letter reads, Dear Eddie... My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over eight months, and so far it's been great. He's a really great guy. Kind, smart, very attractive. When we first got together, the sex was amazing. I couldn't get enough. But over the last couple of months during sex, he really seems distant. And he doesn't spend as much time getting me ready, if you know what I mean. Just last night, we were done in three and a half minutes. And he just fell asleep afterwards.
This is really bothering me because I think I deserve a satisfying sex life as much as he does. How can I get him to be involved like before? Signed, P1 Amy in Escondido. Eddie? Yeah. Dear Wham Bam, thank you, ma'am. So, you've been at it for eight months, huh? Well, everyone knows that after three months of sex with the same woman, I mean, a man must start making regular withdrawals from the spank bank. You know what I mean. No, not really. Now, listen. The reason he seems distant is because he's moved on to hotter pieces in his mind. Last night, he was enjoying Jessica Alba. Now, I congratulate him on lasting three and a half minutes. I mean, 47 seconds is my own personal record with Miss Alba. You don't know any of these things. Speaking of which, the fact that you're looking at the clock enough during sex to calculate the time may be a clue. Hmm. I mean, lying on your back with that free stopwatch you got from the Powerade six-pack around your neck doesn't exactly scream sex appeal to me. That's just maybe me. I didn't hear anything about a stopwatch, Eddie. Listen, Scott, the cure for this is simple. Threesome. Okay, now let me explain. Everyone relax. Let me explain. Everyone relax. Let me explain. I'm a little confused myself.
If you want your man to be more involved during sex, you're going to have to recruit one of your hot girlfriends. You are an idiot. Her new boobs will cancel out the disgust of your old boobs. But I know as a woman, you may not be comfortable with that. So go ahead and think about Orlando Bloom or Ashton Kutcher or Morgan Freeman or whoever you girls are into these days. Trust me, your boyfriend will not care. He'll be too busy taking a bite out of his Alicia Cuthbert and Sienna Miller sandwich to notice. Oh, my. The next letter. Worst advice ever. For the record, worst advice ever. Great advice. Yeah. Have a threesome. That'll make a healthy relationship. See, you're getting it. All right. The next letter reads, Dear Eddie, I started dating my old lady about two years ago. Ever since that time, she wanted me to stop smoking. I don't get stoned every day or anything, but I guess she used to have an old man that would get wasted all the time. I like to smoke, and I think I'm very responsible with it. I don't drive wasted or anything like that. I'm almost 40 years old, and I don't think I should have to stop. Do I? Signed, P1 James from Lakeside. Eddie?
Dear the Chronic of Narnia. Hey, hey, Chong. You're an adult now, okay? Do you think you could come back maybe just a little? I mean, damn, you're not a 22-year-old assistant producer having a snapper after work, okay? Oh, you resemble that remark. It may be time to grow up. I mean, I know operating heavy machinery while baked sounds fun, but, you know, you may want to look into something else. I mean, look at Skye. I mean, she stopped. She tried to stop. I mean, maybe you should give it a shot, too. Right, Scott? It's true. Scott, there's a lot to learn here. On the other hand, it is a woman telling you what to do. And in my world, that's just silly. Now, you know what? Excuse me? You know what? I've changed my mind. Smoke it up, Johnny. And if your girl can't hang.
Kick your ass to the curb, okay? Life isn't about, or actually, life is about living, okay? Not about living under someone trying to oppress you all the time. What? Tell your broad to lay off or step off. Am I right, Skye? Seriously. Yeah, that's right, Skye, right? You agree with that. No, not at all. Am I right? No, you're not. Skye, can we hear an amen? Smoky, smoky. You're really wrong, actually, on all of those. Except the smoking part. Smoky, smoky, smoky. Skye, can you hear that? Please shut up. Traveling up a blackened and charred Friars Road. It's the sound of healing. Yeah, you're welcome, San Diego. He's not what you'd call an overachiever. More of an under-attainer. Mikey on Rock 105.3. This week's Old Davey Gifty Award goes to Stan of Cripple Creek for best love poem about a $10 gift. Stan? Okay, Sylvia. Roses are red.
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Rob. Who's that handsome devil? And Ashley. Every day I miss my mouth at least once in the morning. It's the Mikey Show. God, we're animals. On a Rock 105.3. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that groovy or what? Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 736. Today we're going to see high temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. At the airport, it's 61. Right now, Ramona's 52 degrees. Listen. Every once in a while, we've got to switch it up, go a little old school. I've got a whole bunch of stuff to tell you about an old woman that got tasered by cops in Ohio. It's pretty cool. We'll do it right after this. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with the Oracle. You're the Oracle? Bingo. Here's Eddie. This sports update is brought to you by Jack in the Box. It may be the biggest save of them all. Trevor Hoffman and the Padres agree to a new deal that will keep the closer here for two more years at least. Kevin Towers announces the terms of the deal. There's a two-year deal guaranteed at 13.5 with a vesting option that could make it $19 million based on games finished vesting option. It could trigger versus a combination of a number of games finished over two years or one year in 2007. So there you go. He remains a Padre. Everybody can breathe a sigh of relief now. You think I'll break that record this season?
But he's going to come close. Pretty close to it. Yeah, he should be able to do it. But you're going to have to say goodbye to a few other Padres. Mark Loretta is gone. He was traded to Boston for catcher Doug Mirabelli. They need a catcher now because it looks like Ramon Hernandez is going to sign with Baltimore. And Mark Sweeney, the team's best pinch hitter, has signed with the Giants. So, whole new look for the team next year. What do you think about that, Sky? I know you're a San Francisco Giants fan. I'm a big Giants fan. I'm excited. Is he good? Should I be excited? Good considering. That's awesome. That's Sky, everybody. Thank you. All right. All-star second baseman Alfonso Suriano was traded by the Texas Rangers to the Washington Nationals last night for Brad Wilkerson and Turmel Sledge. So Alfonso Suriano now a Washington Natty. No, how about that? And if you want to watch NASCAR starting in 2007, you're probably going to need a map or an abacus or something to figure out what channel it's on. ABC and ESPN has signed an eight-year contract to broadcast the races along with Fox and TNT. NASCAR's 36th race schedule will be divided among ABC, ESPN, Fox, TNT, and the annual All-Star Race is going to be aired on the Speed Channel. Good luck. Wait, wait, wait. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. Dude, what is that? NASCAR's getting too greedy, and, you know, it's just so stupid.
I wish they would just leave it on Fox the whole damn season. That's the best coverage they have. I don't know if they're trying to treat it almost like how the NFL is on Fox and CBS and ESPN and ABC. Maybe they're thinking it's like that. Everybody's trying to get a piece of the pie now, and maybe they'll air some more primetime races and things like that. I don't know. First of all, I think NBC sucks at the race. I hate watching the races on NBC. Fox does the best job of it. And that's that. I mean, I can understand if it was on strictly ABC and ESPN. That would make sense. But to be still on Fox, still on TNT, you know, it's just too much. Well, I'll tell you who I think will really sterilize the sport is ABC. And ABC and ESPN are the same thing, essentially. They're the same deal. And, yeah, man, when ABC does the Indy 500, sterile, boring, dumb, not fun, not exciting. Old man. Yeah. So, we'll see. All right. Let's look at sports. Okay. So, an 86-year-old woman got tasered. And this was at an Ohio, I guess, cop station. And let's hear her tell us all about it. This is cut seven. I thought it was a gun. I had never seen a taser gun in my life. I felt this excruciating pain. And I was immobilized. And you can't think or...
And I fell to the floor. And I crumbled up in a fetal position. I thought, he is going to kill me. And then the next thing, he shot me again. And he kept saying all the time, get up, get up. And I couldn't. It just, like, paralyzes your body. Now, in this particular case, I'm not sure that tasering an 86-year-old woman is necessary. That's one man's opinion. I would feel confident. Right, Sky? That's your word, not mine. I would feel a great deal of ka-dunk-a-dunk. Those are your words. That's right. That I would be able to...
handle an 86-year-old woman. You know? I think Sky could probably handle subduing an 86-year-old woman. Old! But that was the deal. Rob Reiner's not going to run for governor in 2006 in California. For those of you that were getting ready to put on your meathead buttons. I was ready to go against meathead. Yeah. Yeah. Bring it on, meathead. Come on, Polak. Uh-oh. It's on a little fart. I'll tell you what, though, man. That's what Archie Bunker called him back in the day. Sky would not have been a fan of All in the Family. I don't think I've ever seen an episode. Well, it was very politically incorrect. Oh, yeah. Couldn't make it on TV today. You couldn't put it on TV today. Really? Oh, you couldn't put it on TV today. Polack and kike. So just racial stuff? Oh, yeah. Like that Archie Bunker would say kike and crazy stuff. It's weird how TV back in the day, like that stuff was cool, but like sexual stuff, like they had to sleep in different beds. Like if they showed a master bedroom, you'd have to see like two beds. They had to kind of move past that with All in the Family. There was a rape episode where Edith Bunker was raped. What? To me, that was the jumping of the shark.
Like, what year are we talking? I can't remember when that was, but I remember seeing it as a kid, man. Edith getting raped. And who was Edith? His wife. Archie's wife. It was really like... That's scandalous. Oh, man. But not just scandalous. Like, it was real, like, a psychological F for... Yeah. Edith to get raped, man. It was really sad. It was real sad and weird. Like, how can you move on and be funny after that and have, like, a sitcom? And my thought was, is it necessary? Like, I mean, are you so groundbreaking? Like, you know, are you changing TV? Edith getting raped? That's crazy. Not necessary. Don't do it. That's crazy. SWAT standoff yesterday in Ramona. God. Crazy guy. By the airport in Ramona? Yeah, I guess, you know, the cops went out there to serve a warrant on this guy in connection to a burglary earlier this year. And it was about 1030 yesterday morning. And I guess it was in a house that's just like, I don't know, about half a mile away.
from the Ramona airport. And so the cop showed up with the warrant and the kid or the guy ended up holding himself up in the barn in the backyard and he had a gun and he started firing it, you know, like into the ground or whatever. And so the SWAT team had to show up. And to be honest, this guy is actually very lucky, you know, to be alive because we were talking about this earlier in the morning about, you know, being shot and dealing with the cops and being aggressive with the cops. Well, I guess this guy in Ramona yesterday... couple times, raise the weapon, his gun, to put it to his head like threatening suicide. Right. But when he was doing that, every time he would raise the gun, it would be pointed at the cops. You know, and the cops and the SWAT team kept telling them, don't do that because we'll be forced to shoot you. Right. They warned him twice that they could have shot him, but they ended up, you know, he's just lucky to be alive today. He was taken into custody and, you know, is still alive. Pretty crazy stuff. Yeah. Lasted about over two hours yesterday, the standoff. All right. In the entertainment world, Joe Simpson is Ashley Simpson's dad. And I guess he was on Showbiz Tonight on CNN, and he was talking about it. Cut one. We're a family. We love Nick, we love Jessica, and we're going to be all right. Have you spoken with Nick lately? Other than just, you know, in passing.
Instead of what the media says, I really try to let them live their own life. You know, I think it's something, you know, the issues here are issues between the two of them. And it's not my place to be there. So I stay back and allow them to work out their stuff. Yeah, I wonder how you feel as a dad when your daughter is divorcing somebody. If you, like, instantly have any kind of strange feelings toward that guy. All right. And do you believe what he said right there about how he tries to stay out of it? Because everything I've read is like he's all up in their business all the time. Like all those episodes of the newlyweds that you see them filming when they're like off in Cabo or whatever. They say he was there all the time, like behind the camera. Like he would travel everywhere with them. I thought he was like really behind like the careers and stuff and talked about like Jessica's, like really involved with Jessica's career. But to the point where he's like there. They're filming the newlyweds even if it's their vacation or. Whatever, he's there. Real controlling dad. That's the rumors, yeah. Well, you know, and I'm sorry, but I think that the kids kind of got messed up, man. Did you hear this thing with Ashley Simpson? Oh, yeah, I did read that earlier this morning. Ashley Simpson says she used to be anorexic when she was like a little girl. Yeah.
Pre-teen, she said. She did an interview for the upcoming issue of Cosmo magazine. And she admits that when she was a pre-teen, she was seriously studying ballet. And it got to the point that she would starve herself to keep her weight down and said that she battled anorexia. And listen, I don't know. I'm not a parent. But when you're a parent, you don't notice when your daughter's not eating? Right. I mean, you don't? I don't know. Maybe the answer from a parent is, hey, Mikey. You can't watch your kid all the time. You don't know what they're doing, blah, blah, blah. I don't know, man. My kid's getting all, you know. Yeah, well, especially when you're involved in the dance culture, because in the dance culture, it's, you know, there's a lot of pressure to be thin. But I remember when I used to dance, my mom maybe every other month would just kind of, you know, out of nowhere go, you know, are you eating? You know that you need to be healthy and strong. What if you would have said, yeah? Yeah, I'm eating. But you weren't. Well, she would notice, at least the way I was brought up. There's no way I couldn't eat in my, you know. Your mom not know it. But in the Simpson household, you know, sounds like Ashley found a way around eating without her parents, you know, either knowing or getting on her case or whatever. And whenever you hear her or you see her, don't you just kind of go, wow, this kid seems kind of lost. Oh, yeah. I mean, talk about the forgotten child. The older sister's much more talented and pretty and the whole deal. Nicole Richie, Eddie, the engagement is off. Oh, come on. Did you see it coming?
Get out of here. It's now. I mean, I guess this is what's in. Right. I guess this is the hip thing to do is to have an engagement for a couple of weeks. Well, like six months ago, it was hip to be engaged. Yeah. And now it's hip to be unengaged or to get divorced. Yes. Like that. To break up right now. To call off the engagement is very in. Right. Yeah. I guess to be engaged is very five minutes ago. Yes. But to call what is in definitely is to call off the engagement. And give me a break. Nicole Richie. We had her on the phone a few weeks ago. She hung up on us. Why? Because there are rumors of an eating disorder. I asked her if she eats a lot of food, if she's healthy. She said yes. I asked her what she ate the day before. She couldn't remember and then hung up. She was very upset with it. 25th anniversary of John Lennon being shot.
Today is also the one-year anniversary of Dimebag Daryl being shot. Now, when Dimebag was shot last year, did any of you guys know that that happened on the same day of Lennon's? No. Like, I had no idea. And I'm a little confused. Well, kind of overshadowed it for us. Yeah. I mean, a friend of ours died, too, so. That's true. Yeah, because we lived in Dallas. We had met Dimebag. We met Vinny. So, it was very tragic. Dimebag himself. on partying with other musicians. Cut 14. You know, we don't judge people for what kind of music they play or what kind of people they are or what kind of haircut they got or anything. We're just into hanging and cutting up, you know, and there's always going to be a nut to find in somebody, you know, and hey, if they're wanting to hang and have a good time, we're open to it, man, anytime, and we're going to have a good f***ing time, and they don't forget it. That's awesome. Everybody that knew Dimebag Daryl loved Dimebag Daryl. Dimebag Daryl, I'm playing live. That is cut 15. I don't know. It's just kind of a natural thing that happens, you know. You see the crowd, the amps crank up, the drums start pounding, the lights start going off, and it's just, you know, you're at home. That's what you do, you know. Yeah, he was a good guy. That was very sad. Let me tell you something. Pantera here is very popular. Pantera in Texas is a way of life.
when we were in Texas. I got in trouble for playing this song. Back on those days, I think if Shauna were our program director at the time, it wouldn't have been an issue. You're right. How come she's normal and other programmers are real stupid? What is that? I don't know. I can't answer that for you. What do you think it is? How come Shauna's normal and other program directors that I've ever had are really stupid people that don't get it? Like, don't get it at all. I mean, not just in radio. In life, I noticed that they didn't get it. We had a guy, used to ask Guy to take his dry cleaning to the dry cleaner. Program director. Make his dinner reservations for him. This is Mike Wengren from the band Disturbed. He says, after Dimebag got killed, it's pretty scary being on stage. Cut 17.
I think one of the most scariest things is you go up on stage and there's this energy transfer between the band and the crowd. And you almost feel invincible. You feel very empowered. Never in a million years would anyone ever think something like that was even possible. And I think it just caught everyone off guard. It's pretty scary. This is an interesting piece of audio. An actual silverback gorilla speaking on the death of Dimebag Daryl. This is cut 18. That's Chad Croker. I was very, very upset and really angry on why somebody would do that. Stay in touch. I call Vinny. Just try and keep his mind off of things. It's nice to let him know that he can just call you up and talk about anything. It doesn't have to be about Daryl and just be there for him. Yeah, I was very upset about it, and so I wrote a formulaic hit song about it. It's very sweet. All right, we've got to take a break. We'll be back. We've got a lot of cool stuff coming up. Maybe short, and it's loud. Carsoop.com is where San Diego saves on cars. CarSoup.com is side-by-side comparisons, reviews, dream vehicles, and daily specials from local dealers. Get all souped up new and used car deals at CarSoup.com. Smarter search, better results. Research new vehicles from local dealers, including Perry Ford of National City.
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Save me money. Yep, that's awesome. Let me tell you something. Thanks, Mikey. All right, thanks, Sarah. Our phone number is 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4AIS if you want to get AIS insurance. You hear stories like that all the time about it. They save you money, and even within your own company. And they got discounts for everything. It's a hidden secret. I've been telling people about it forever, and people are finally catching on. Sweet. Hey, who is this? This is the Mikey Show. Wow. With Mikey. I'm partial to blondes and I married one. Eddie. I run up to her head and pretend like I fart on her. Sky. I feel like I'm a modern woman in caveman times. Sean. B. Rizzle. My first CD is going to be called Greatest Hits. And Ashley. For like two seconds, all of a sudden I blacked out. I'm back though. It's the Mikey Show on Rock 105.3. Yeah, welcome back.
It is 757. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Coway's 46. Right now, La Jolla's 51 degrees. Can you hear it? It's Hell's Bells. Trevor Hoffman remains a Padre. That's good news. Hey, did you guys hear that they sold Randy Duke Cunningham's house yesterday? No. How much did they get for it, Sky? Let's see. So his house in Rancho Santa Fe, which was a part of this whole, you know, corruption, taking bribe debacle thing, sold yesterday for two point six million dollars, which is just about 50 grand more than he paid for it when he bought it two years ago. Wow. So I guess they once like all this scandal started to break and come out, he put the house on the market. That was back in August for three point five million. But somebody got. quite a steal yesterday when they picked it up for 2.6. And then they were auctioning off all the stuff. Yeah, and then the day before was the day they had all this stuff laid all out. If they did that at your house in Rancho Santa Escondido... It's just called Escondido. Would they be able to auction off Ramsey again? Interesting. Would that even be possible? Ramsey's not a real person. Or could someone maybe sublet him?
Oh, Miss Sky, you pays top dollar for me. Perhaps I did. But if I'm arrested and they're getting rid of my goods, you are, in fact, some of my goods. I'll have to replace you. You says I'm on replaceables. Oh, no. Anything is replaceable. Anything is replaceable. Look at Boy Blunder for crying out loud. Okay, well, we didn't need to go there. We didn't need to do that. You can get me, Miss Sky. I can be Roscoe. Ramsey is maybe his cousin or something. Who is that? That's my new harmonizer. What the hell? That's my new harmonizer, so I can do that voice now. Yeah, I'll be knocking on the door and everything, say, come on, Miss Skye, let me in. Do you think that'll be Skye's new, that'll be Ramsey's new, like, roommate? Yeah. His cousin Roscoe. His cousin Roscoe. Yeah, that's a cousin Roscoe.
Don't be trying to take my job there, buddy. Someone who doesn't exist now has a roommate who doesn't exist. I'm not trying to take your job. I'm just going to hang out. I'm going to be an addition. All right, that's cool to end. Yeah, we both be hanging out playing chess, cards, dominoes. Oh, no, Miss Sky, don't let any of those things in the house. Why not? She said they're too blacks. No. What? He never let me play nothing like that. She don't let you have the dominoes? No, nothing like that. Well, man, you got to protest to do something. Oh, you don't know Miss Sky. Well, what'd she do if you protest? Oh, she'd get you the whip. She'd get the whip out? Yeah. Wait a second. Oh, God. I mean, I just came out here from Florida. They don't do nothing like that. She'd bring out the whip? Yeah. Oh, what the? What you whipping me, Miss Sky? No. Oh, no. That hurts, girl. You got to be... Ow! You challenge me. I can't handle the two of you now. I can't believe you've been living under such oppression, man. You got to tell her. You can't be doing that. Ow! People make shirts called Free Ramsey. Man, they had t-shirts for you? That's right. Man, brother, that's sad. Ow! Yo, Miss Sky, calm your ass down. Ow! Why you being so mean?
It's a deep burn. That's right. It is. And I'm a big black man. You know, I come from the famous Roman Oban family. They say you've been breads like that. That's right. Now, take it easy. That's what they say. I'm a handsome black man, Sky. You've got to admit. I'm black. Take a look. I'm handsome. Thank you. Oh, hell. Great. Okay. I like Roscoe. That's a new addition. Roscoe, come hang around the house. Maybe Roscoe's thing is that he likes Miss Skye. He wants to come hang inside the house. You would be very afraid of a guy like that, Skye. Afraid? Yeah, I think so because he's too large. He's too overpowering for your small sensibilities. Good thing he's imaginary. Well, you think he's imaginary. We know for a fact he's living at the house. Yeah, with Ramsey. So I purred. That's great. That's part of the deal, man. She pretended out real. That's what she says. That sucks. That ain't right, man. You challenge me. Yeah, that ain't right, lady. Well, it's Eddie and Mikey. Yeah, let me in that house, Miss Sky. I ain't gonna hurt you. Well, I don't know who you are. As far as I know, you're an imaginary person, so of course I'm not gonna open the door. I'm just trying to come and do some housework. I don't even know who you are. Shh, it's okay. Ain't nobody gonna... Come on, Miss Sky.
Just open the door. I think I'm good. You're very untrustworthy. You don't trust a guy. Well, I don't know him, plus the fact that he's imaginary. P1 Scooby? Go ahead. Hey, this is P1 Lookout Scooby. You guys are killing me this morning. I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't know why you're so mean to Ramsey and now Roscoe. Ramsey and Roscoe. Yeah, they're two good friends. Great. All right, we got to take a break. Oh, guess what we got coming up on the show? Remember yesterday we did the Cheaters Hotel? Oh, yeah. So we did the Cheaters Hotel. And by the way, Ashley, I need you to, let's play a sample of it when we come back. We're going to take a break. When we come back, let's play a sample of what happened yesterday. I mean, this guy, he wants us to call his girlfriend. We call his girlfriend. She gives another person's name at a hotel stay so he knows that she's cheating. But he thought that she was cheating with his roommate. They all live together. And he had a guy move in just, you know, about four months ago. And he thought that she was cheating with the new roommate and best friend, Stephen. Well, we got Stephen. We're going to have him on the phone. We're going to have him on the show coming up.
Eddie, you tried to get the other guy back on the phone. You didn't want to come back on. Who, Tim? Yeah. He's out. He was a little upset yesterday. So we're going to talk to the roommate, Stephen. Stick around. We'll be back. It's the Mikey Show. South 15, pretty messed up out of Escondido. That's a slow one from the 78 all the way down into Poway. There's an accident just before Ted Williams Parkway that caught up with the commute here and made that toast. South 5, still quite a struggle from Palomar Airport Road down the North County shoreline to the track in Del Mar. The East County commute, westbound 94 getting heavy now from College through Lemon Grove to the 805 connector. Another slowdown from 32nd Street now into downtown. Westbound 8 stays tight through La Mesa Jackson Drive to the 805 here in Mission Valley as well.
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You've got to listen for it later in the show. And that's that. It's real cool. You get $1,000 when you hear it later on in the day. So I'm going to give you that at the end of the show. Yesterday we did something called Cheater's Hotel where we had a guy call up. His name was Tim. He wanted us to call his girlfriend Andrea. They'd been dating for, what, four years? Two years. Two years. And we called her up. We said, hey, you want a night stay in a hotel? Give us the name of the person that you want to stay with you. And she gave somebody's name, but it was not Tim's. Tim thought it was going to be his roommate, Stephen. And it was not. Turned out to be somebody else altogether. His instincts were right. She was cheating. It just was with some guy at work. Turned into a pretty crazy thing. On the phone with us right now, we have Stephen. Stephen, you are Tim's roommate, right? Yeah. And you're also Andrea's roommate. You guys all live together. Uh-huh, yeah. Tough night at the house? Man. Well, you know, Tim's kind of a hothead, so he kind of flipped out. So did you hear this on the radio yesterday? Did he tell you about it or what? He told me about it. I was at work. But, yeah, I mean, I found out about it later on in the afternoon.
So did you find out the stuff about how he thought that it was going to be you that she was cheating with? Yeah. I mean, he sort of, you know, kind of graced over that point a little bit. But, yeah, I got the impression. What was your reaction? Was it thanks for the vote of confidence? Well, I mean, you know, we've been best friends for like 10 years. But, I mean, I know Tim and I know he's, you know, he's got like he'll, as soon as he gets a whiff that like something's wrong, he'll start. drawing his own conclusions and figuring it out. And, like, you know, he knew that she was up to something. And, you know, I mean, I guess I was his first logical choice because I'm the roommate. You know, but, yeah, I mean, it was a bummer. And, I mean, I think we'll be cool. Now, what was your thoughts when you found out that she was cheating? I had a feeling something was going on. You did? Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I'd hear her on the phone and, I mean, you know, when Tim wasn't around and stuff like that, I just kind of got an inkling. I mean, I was pretty sure. It brings up the whole thing we talked about, about if you know something's going on, do you say something? Is that why you would act weird when she would come around? That's what Tim said. I just got really uncomfortable because I was like, you know, I know something's going on or I feel pretty sure something's going on. Pretty sure. You know, I don't know. Pretty sure.
And I don't want to be the guy who, like, you know, tells him, hey, by the way, your girl's cheating on you, and then find out I just, you know, misunderstood, whatever it was. I mean, you know. Yeah, but it sounds like you had key information that would have, you know, that this guy probably would have liked to know, that Tim would have liked to have known. Well, I mean, my key information was hearing her on the phone, talking to somebody in a way that made me think this was more than just a friend. But I didn't know who she was talking to, and I never heard her use anybody's name or anything like that. So I wasn't sure, and I didn't want to go to Tim and say, you know, and start something if there wasn't anything, and then be the guy who kind of ruined it all. But, you know, she did that for herself. Is she still there? Is she going to... Is he kicking her out? I don't know. I mean, he's still a little out of his mind. He sounded nuts yesterday. You have the clip, Ashley? Yeah, I am too. Let's take a listen to what? This is the clip. Take a listen to what happened on the radio yesterday. Okay, all I need from you is we have your name. I just need the name of the guest so that we can add that to the card. Who I'm going to bring with me that night? Yes, exactly.
Okay, you can make it out to Jason. Jason? Yeah, J-A-S-O-N. Hey, listen, Andrea, this is Mikey, and I need to let you know that you're on the air at Rock 105. Please do not cuss, okay? Wait, what? Andrea, who's Jason? We have your boyfriend, Tim, on the line. Hello? Andrea, who is Jason? Wait. I thought you were getting together with Steven. I don't even know. Who's Jason? Who's Jason? Who's Jason? You're on the phone right now. Hey, you're on the phone right now. You're on the air, Andrea. Hey, don't cuss, okay, Tim? What are you guys doing to me? You're on the air. We're doing something called Cheater's Hotel. Your boyfriend, Tim, wrote us an email. He thought that you were cheating with your... I thought you were cheating with Steven. Oh, God. So how does that make you feel hearing that, Steven? I heard quite a bit of it last night. Is that the way he was still kind of going off last night? Oh, yeah. You know, he, yeah. Once he goes that far out, there's no bringing him back. Yeah, he gets to that point. Yeah, he just kind of flips out. And, well, I mean, you know, he and I are going to have to sit down and try to have, like, a rational conversation once he kind of cools off. But right now. Yeah, I guess the question on everybody's mind is, I mean, here he is. He was thinking it was you. Are you a scumbag? Yeah.
Why did he have this feeling that you were doing something like this? Are you a scumbag? Have you done something in the past that's made him feel that you're capable? No, I mean, not at all. But, I mean, you know how it is. Eddie, don't you smile? I mean, I hate to accuse anybody of something, but I wonder, I mean, first of all, I would never in a million years... I suspect that Eddie would be up to something like this. He's been my best friend in 19 years unless he had given me a reason to feel that way. So I'm just, Eddie, do you think that there's maybe something that made him think it? No, I really don't. I think that, you know, he suspected something. Right. And his mind probably went crazy a little bit. But why his best friend? Because, you know, he put two and two together of, you know, he just moved in. He's acting real weird around her. We know why now. But, you know, it wasn't making sense to him. And so, you know, unfortunately, he jumped to conclusions. And we all know he should have just talked to the guy. Yeah. What are you going to do, Steven? Well, I'm going to kind of let the dust settle there with Kim and Andrea. I mean, I never really liked her.
I mean, she always kind of gave me the, you know, gave me the creeps, you know. So, like, I'm kind of, I mean, it's rough on Tim, but, I mean, I'm kind of glad it's going where it's going. And now he kind of knows what the kind of stuff she's up to. So, I mean, like, I never had any interest in her. She's a little bit crazy, really. P1 Steve is on the line. You there, Steve? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. I was just going to say, I don't. He's a scumbag or anything. I've been in a similar situation where I had a girl cheating on me that I knew something was up. And, you know, he was just the closest guy. They all live together. I flipped out on one of my best friends. Afterwards, I told him, you know, hey, sorry, that girl just made me nuts. This guy did flip out a little bit already. All right. All right. Well, I appreciate the phone call. Line three is, I don't know, Cindy, are you defending Andrea? I'm just talking. I'm trying to kind of give you a point of how she might be feeling. I'm not necessarily taking her side, but if I was in her shoes, I'd be afraid to tell him, too, because he seemed like he's a hothead. Like his roommate said, he's a hothead. But after his reaction yesterday, he sounded really immature in the way he just kind of got out of control, and she probably knew he would react something like that. There you go. P1 Cindy defending Andrea's keeping her cheating from...
You know what I'm saying? Give me a break with that. Well, I don't know. She's saying maybe the reason that she didn't tell him the truth. Maybe the reason she didn't tell him the truth is because he'd get mad. She knew how he'd react, and I kind of feel on her side that she'd be put in a position to have to deal with him. Ah, yes. Well, if she didn't want to deal with him, he shouldn't be her boyfriend. Yeah. She shouldn't live with him. Well, you know, things get out of control, and as time goes on... Well, yeah, when you're cheating. Yeah. Yeah, when you're cheating, yeah, your boyfriend tends to turn into a hothead. Gets a little upset sometimes. Gets mad. Yeah. Is this P1 Shawna? Hello. Yeah, go ahead, Shawna. Speak up for me, please. Okay, hey, what's up, all? I just have to say I have to agree with Steven. She's a scumbag. And Matt, I feel sorry for her also. He shouldn't have said anything. You know, it's just a phone conversation. He don't want to start stuff with his friend. You know, it's like she's totally wrong. And once again, man, I feel sorry for Matt. And Steven, you're all right. You didn't have to say anything. It's up to her. She should have been a real woman. All right. Thank you. I don't know who Matt is. I think she meant Tim. Tim.
But look, if Matt's involved, then I'm pissed. Well, there is no Matt. There's a Matt now. We haven't even heard about this Matt. Matt's a piece of garbage. There's no one named Matt, Eddie. And finally... I know Timmy's involved. Hey, stop with that. P1, Heather is on the line telling us all what we already knew. Go ahead, Heather. I just think that growing up, you get this idea in your head that men are the cheaters, and I think this all goes to show how rotten women are. Amen, sister. That's right, Heather. What? Thank you, Heather. I just think that most of the time it's the women. My husband, his ex-wife cheated on him with his best friend, and it's rotten. It's evil. It's just an excuse for women to say, oh, I'm scared. Well, you shouldn't have cheated. You should get yelled at, and you should get screamed at. That's raw emotion that Timmy was showing, and there's nothing wrong with that. P1, Heather, have you ever cheated before? Never. And you're a good girl. Right on. You're a good liar. Thank you. P1, Fred. Hey, I just want to know how stoked Steven is that she said Jason's name and not his because, I mean, she obviously can't take him. He's the roommate. So, still stand to wraps. That's pretty cool, man. You're stoked. Steven, what'd you think? I'm glad I'm not on the inside of all that. That's all I'm saying. Thank you, Fred. That's funny. Fred, thanks, man. Talk to you later. Oh, my gosh. Woo! Timmer. Timmer. Well.
Listen, I hope this taught everybody a valuable lesson. What? Don't have friends named Steven. But it's not even sold. Don't have them be roommates. Oh, okay. All right. Hey, Steven, thanks for coming on the air with us. All right. Thanks, guys. We'll see you. That was Steven. That's a weird situation, man. How uncomfortable it is in their house. Oh, no way, man. P1 Lady. Yes. Go ahead. You're on the air. I'm on the air. Well, how are you today? Good. Go ahead. I just wanted to say that I busted what old man I used to have on basically a similar situation and everything just recently. Yeah. And I've come to the realization that the reason why they don't tell and all is because they're ashamed of what they're doing. Yeah, it could be. It could very well be. Hey, can I ask you something, P1 Lady? Yes. This is something I've always been interested in. Yeah.
significant other their old man. It's an East Coast thing. Is it an East Coast thing? Yes, it is. Now, did your mom call your dad her old man? I have no idea. When I was little, they divorced, so I don't even remember. So how did you begin calling your significant other your old man? It's something that you say back in Ohio. Everybody's an old man or an old lady. Wow. See, I thought it was always a white trash thing. All right, Sean. That's ridiculous. That was my opinion. That was my opinion. Thank you. P1Later. Oh, Sean. Let me tell you something. One of these days, just for fun, I want to go into Red Robin, and when they ask table for two, I'm going to say, yeah, just me and my old lady here. And I just want to see how Rebecca would react. You're done. To me calling her my old lady. I'll make you guys a promise. I'm going to take a recorder. Thank you. I'm going to wear, and Rebecca won't even know, and I'm going to wear a recorder, and I'm going to say, yeah, me and my old lady, table for two, and just see how it goes. See how that works out. Take a break. We'll be back. It's the exercise, but he's always had this philosophy. New intercession classes at San Diego City College, Mesa College, and Miramar College? Yeah. What's intercession? It's hundreds of college classes where you complete a full semester class in five weeks or less. Really? Really?
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Oh, wow, it's the Mikey Show. Holy S. Featuring Mikey. I'm very fat. I know that. Eddie. I fell down my stairs yesterday. I enjoy it because it's youthful, but it doesn't sound illegal. Sean. I'm a member of the Culture Club International Fan Club. Holy cow. Oh, my gosh. Waiting to be unleashed to the world. That's right. And Ashley. If you have ADD like me and you get bored easily, this is the perfect job. The Mikey Show's on. No thanks. San Diego. Rock 105. All right, welcome back to the show. It's the Mikey Show at 830. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Encinitas is 54. Right now, downtown, it's 55 degrees. Is that damn Xbox 360 out there now or no? Is it still, like, hard to find and hard to get? Whatever. Anybody knows, love to hear from you, love to talk to you. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Oracle. You're the Oracle? Here's Eddie. Can you hear it in the distance there? That's right. Hell's Bells is ringing in San Diego once again. Trevor Hoffman and the Padres agreed to a new deal that'll keep the closer here for at least two more years. He signed a two-year, $13.5 million deal with an option for a third...
There it is. Trevor's getting ready. There he is. He's coming in. Come on. Come in. That's right. Bruce Bochy is happy to have his closer back. He's a special guy. He's one that stabilizes that bullpen, but also that clubhouse. He's such a calming influence and a guy that is a leader on our club. This is huge for us. There's certainly going to be a sense of comfort now in that ninth inning now that we have Trevor back. Yeah. I would say so. And, I mean, I guess the other cool thing about it, too, is that you still have Scott Linebrink to utilize in the role that he played, which he's real good at. So you got all that going on. That's right. That's cool. But you are going to have to say goodbye to some other Padres. Mark Loretta was traded to Boston for catcher Doug Mirabelli. Of course, they need a catcher now that it looks like Ramon Hernandez is going to be signing with Baltimore. They also lose their top pinch hitter off the bench.
Mark Sweeney is gone. He's signed with the San Francisco Giants. Welcome, Sweeney. There you go. That's Skye. She is a big fan of the San Francisco Giants. We welcome you. Yeah, very popular feeling here in San Diego. That is true. All-star second baseman Alfonso Siriano was traded by the Texas Rangers to the Washington Nationals last night for Brad Wilkerson and Turmel Sludge. Sledge. Weird name. Looks like Roger Clemens is done in Houston. The Astros declined to offer him arbitration, which means the club cannot sign him until May 1st, so the Rocket is either going to retire or sign with another team. Ah. Interesting. Chargers wide receiver Kasim Osgood was put on the injured reserve yesterday and will be out for the rest of the season. What happened? He has like a torn muscle. He hurt himself in last week's game. He is the Chargers leader in special teams tackles. Wide receiver Malcolm Floyd was signed off the practice squad to replace him. That's a look at sports. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Oh, for goodness sake. Mikey Show, hello. Hello, Mikey. Yeah.
How you doing, man? It's P1 Laurent. Hey, I heard you asking about if anybody knows if the 360 is still available. Yeah. I went into a store a couple of days ago to get one for either myself and my brother. I asked the clerk, and it was like one of those wonder years moments where the camera pans around and everyone's laughing at you. I promise. I said, do you guys have a 360? I kind of want to get one for my brother. Maybe you have two. Dude, that sucks. Yeah, she looks at me and goes, you're going to have to reserve one, and it might be ready, you know. By New Year's. So that's what they're saying? Reserve it? Oh, man. They're saying reserve it and it might be ready by New Year's? Just in time for Christmas, 06. Exactly. You know, so I hope you're Jewish. That's pretty much what you're getting. All right, dude. It sounds like you can get it for Kwanzaa. There you go. All right, bro. Thank you. But what about all the glitches? Have you heard about all the glitches with this 360? Well, I heard that there was a glitch. But see, I'm hearing different things. A spokesperson, and I guess that's their job. From Microsoft saying, when you mass produce something, you're going to have things that go wrong. I've heard about a few glitches. I'm going to hold off on the old things. Well, a Chicago guy has filed a lawsuit, which he wants to make a class action lawsuit, saying that Microsoft and Xbox knew of this glitch, but went to the market anyways because they wanted to beat Nintendo and PlayStation for the Christmas rush. So, who knows if that's true or not. Because they don't have enough money? Right. I say...
I say, I don't care. Gimme, gimme, gimme. And you know what really irritates me about it? Look at the company like, let's look at these two companies, Microsoft and Apple. Both of them have products that are very high in demand, but one of them is able to deliver. You want an iPod, you can get one. You can get it. It really is frustrating as a consumer going, How do you have a product so popular you can't stock it? Dude, try being a parent of like a 15-year-old boy this Christmas. I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet. I couldn't even imagine. Because you want to do that for your kid, man. Yeah, you want to come through Christmas morning for the thing that that's all they want. You don't have to give me anything else for Christmas just as long as Xbox 360. Man. And then you go to every store and they say, well, we can maybe get you one in the new year. Not to mention, it ain't like the son of a... B is cheap. Oh, wow. That's, yeah, a whole nother issue. You know, I mean, so you're going out, you're willing to spend the money and it's expensive and still you can't get a hold of it. You're right. P1 Turtle. Hi, Mikey. Hi. My cousin actually bought the 360 when it first came out. He waited two days in line for it. Yeah. And about two weeks after he got it, there's something to do with the fan, but it blew up on him. Oh.
Yeah. Forget it. No, Eddie, come on. I don't want it. I don't want it. It sounds stupid. Piece of junk. Piece of junk. Yeah, I'm a PlayStation guy. That's right, Eddie. Xbox. Boo. Me and Turtle. Yeah, dude, but you could do so many cool things with that Xbox. Who cares? It doesn't work. It blows up on you. The PlayStation, you know, you've got to think of it this way. PlayStation is probably coming out with something similar. And better, probably, huh, Turtle? Yeah. All right. Thank you. Got you all riled up, Turtle. That's funny. I'm back in her shell. Love you, Entourage. P1, Matt? Yeah, hey. I got mine when they first came out, and I heard that they're not going to be available until February. Who told you that? Costco, Best Buy, and Circuit City. Oh. They said February? February. Just go to Scrap Heap. It's not a Scrap Heap. Hey, dude, you got one, though, right? Yeah, I could bring it in. Is it working fine? Have you had any problems with it? I have not had any problems with it. I love it to death. You love it to death. It's so much fun. I wish I had more time to play with it. What games do you have? Can you hear Eddie? Yeah, what do you think? What games do you have? I have Gun, Perfect Dark Zero, Call of Duty 2. Sweet. How does that look?
You know, even if you don't have a good TV, it still looks awesome. Dude, I want one, man. How about King Kong? You got that one yet? I didn't get that one yet. I'm thinking about renting it, and I didn't get Madden because they got rid of the Audible. Oh, I want... They did? Oh, whoa. They got rid of the Audible, I heard. Why did Madden do that? No, dude, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I bet you that's not true. All right, thank you for the call. I want... I want to talk to Santa Claus. Sean, give me some Christmas music. If you can. I'll take you a second, but I know that we have a lot of listeners and Santa Claus may be one of them. He wants Santa? Yeah, because we stream on the internet. We stream on the internet. He could be listening from the South Pole this morning. The South Pole, by the way. The North Pole. Mikey. He could have his internet all fired up and hopefully he is listening. I'm going to make this very quick.
I don't need it to be a long, drawn-out thing. I just need to, if I could, speak directly to Santy Claus. The jolly fat man. In the South Pole. In the South Pole. It's freezing cold there. Yeah. You got any music for me, Shawnee? It's coming up here. I gave it to him very last minute, but... What's that? What's up, Santy, Santy Claus? Go, go, go. Christmas in the hood. Yeah. Yeah. Is that Christmas in the hood, Sean? I guess so. You go, boy. I just want... Interesting. Yeah. Santa Claus? Pee-w-and-jolly-belly. Give me the Xbox 360 with Madden 360 and King Kong 360. And a high-definition TV. See, I'll take care of that later. I just want the damn... Ask him. Ask him. I haven't wanted something for Christmas since I was a little boy. I want to kick something in the face.
For Christmas? I get so irritated. It sounds like you're being naughty. You want to know something? You want to know something? I'm not kidding you. I'm going to write Santa a letter, and I'm going to send it in the mail. You can do that, right, Skye? Can't you actually do that? Where do those letters go? Well, it actually goes to the North Pole, oddly enough. I know, but you know how kids, where do those letters go? To the North Pole. They do? Yes. All right. I'll ask you off the air, too. Okay. You'll get the same answer. Don't you give me the same answer. Don't you give me the same answer. He's short and irritating. I mean... We've had it down to here with him. Please welcome to the microphone... Mikey. Life of death row inmate Tookie Williams, a co-founder of the Crips, is in the hands of the governor today. There's a clemency hearing. Get the latest news 24 hours a day. News Radio 600 KOGO. This week's Old Davey Gifty Award goes to Stan of Cripple Creek for best love poem about a $10 gift. Stan? Okay. Sylvia. Roses are red. Daisies are yellow. But they're not very comfortable, so I got you this sweater from Old Navy instead. Fascinating. Please go to Old Navy's Top $10 Weekend, won't you? Featuring a wide array of $10 gifts, including women's v-neck and turtleneck sweaters. Until next time, have a gifty day. Hey, it's Chris from Tweeter. Looking for the right TV for the family this holiday season? Well, this time of year is stressful enough without playing Pick the TV in a superstore with music blaring and shoppers busy not being helped.
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What's with black? Looks like you're going to a funeral. Maybe I am. And Rolling Stone says, walk the line. Has Oscar written all over it. Here's the one and only, Mr. Johnny Cash. Mikey Show, hello. What's up, Mikey? P1 Jason. What's going on, man? Hey, sorry, a little off topic, but I went to sleep train yesterday. Oh, yeah? Bought a Sealy. Really? Yep. Told him Mikey Show sent me. Threw him some pillows. Oh, dude, they threw him pillows? Yep. That's huge. I didn't get any free pillows. Well... That's right. I'm on the show. Well, this guy didn't beat him up when they were in there with asking the billion questions. You know what I mean? They were okay with me trying all the different beds. That's true, and they will answer the questions. It's just that, you know, sky's a beating. But, uh... Uh-huh, rude. And then check this. What? Here's a plug for both of you guys. On the way home, getting some beer.
Bought some Take 5 bars. They're awesome. Wow, how about that? So you got the Take 5 bar, and you're eating it on your Sealy that you got from Sleep Train. Yep. While you're driving, you had AIS insurance. That's right. AIS insured you. Nice. And you had all that going on on the Sleep Train mattress. Yep. That's fantastic. All right, guys. Take care. Thank you, bro. The voice that you're hearing coming through your speakers right now in your car is that of a Beaner. Eddie... Hey, if I could grow my mom back, I would. I'd love this guy. Don't mess with my donor brain cells. Sean. Dude, I love it when women talk. Ron, yeah. Doing very important jobs behind the scenes. And Ashley. The Mikey Show, hello. It's the Mikey Show. It's Lava. Isn't it hideous? Lava. Rock 105.3. I gotta go to Toys R Us. For what? Christmas for kids. I'm not good at that. What do you mean? I got nephews and nieces. Aw, dude. Take me with you, man.
Dude, would you want to do that? I love it. I was in Target last night and I was like, I kind of had to be pulled away from the toy section because I'm getting ready to buy my nephew all his stuff. Dude, there's this new Roboraptor that's awesome. You are so good with kids, man. You're just going to be the best dad. I really think I'm going to get it. Roboraptor. For yourself? No. Oh. For my nephew, but I'm going to play with it. Oh, okay. I'll be honest with you. There are toys at... Toys R Us that I would like to play with. I have no problems admitting to you that I would like to play with. First of all, because of my diminutive size, I could easily fit on one of those child tractors that drive around. You know, easily. Get me a little hard hat. I think I could have a good time driving around in one of the miniaturized Jeeps. As a matter of fact, if it had more horsepower, I'd bring it to work. I'd drive it to work. It's a perfect size for me. Let me tell you, you can't go wrong with Star Wars, buddy. Any kind of Star Wars figures, man, you're in. Girls and boys, they love it. Yeah. Well, don't know about that. Yeah. Whatever, like you know. Have you guys heard of this stuff called brats? Oh, dude. Yep. That's my girlfriend's nieces. That's all they want. Seriously? What are brats? They're like dolls. It's a derivative of Barbie.
But they're like, they have attitude. Dolls with attitude. Right, right. Is that the deal? Yeah, they're like preteen. They're preteen with attitude and they got like, you know, like leopard pants on and their handbag. The only reason that kids are into that is because some brain yak dreamt it up. Why dream up that crap, man? Those dolls represent the crap they see on TV that they see in Teen Vogue. You're basically a Paris Hilton doll. That sucks, man. Because the brats come with little dogs and little purses. There's Hollywood brats now. Oh, really? Do they come with herpes and gonorrhea? Can you buy that as an accessory? Do they have a big, long, bony finger that they stick down their throat because of their eating disorder that they have? Because you know that that's a part of the lives, too. Oh, yeah, Mom, let's teach all about that, too. Oh, God. Does it come with a little hypodermic needle? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, does it come with a little toy sex tape and a hypo? Because you know they're doing... Hey, does it come with a dented up car that their Greek shipping air boyfriend crashed into a pipe? That's awesome. Oh, man, I'll tell you what. I'm really... It's going to be tough for me, man, because I have two sides of me.
A, I want to provide the stuff my kids want because my mom didn't. And if you don't believe me, get her on the phone. And she'll giggle and laugh. She didn't. When I wanted stuff when I was a kid, when we would walk through Sears, man, that's what I remember. Walking through Sears and pennies with mom. No way. Hey, mom, could I, no. Before I got it out, hey, mom, no. But mom, no. or she would promise me something for great grades that I would deliver the grades and wouldn't get. Oh, that's bad. Yeah, that sent a good message. But it's the truth, man. All I wanted, I remember this one time, we were walking through pennies, and I wanted this, they sold green goop. Goo, you know, it came in a little trash can. Couldn't have it. Well, I had that. I'm sure you did. Don't be mad at me, man. I bet you had everything. Well, that's not true, but... What did you want that you didn't get? Dude, for me, the list is endless. Jeez, it's hard for me. I know, I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. Doesn't mean I wanted that Millennium Falcon really bad. I got it.
Then that one year I wanted the Rampart bike and I got it. I'm sure you did. I wanted a basketball hoop up and my dad did that. You want Armando? Yeah. What is your question? Because I have people holding that want to talk about these toys. So what is your question? My question is, today I have my annual review with Arizona Tile and they treat you out to lunch anywhere I want to go. I just bought some stuff from you guys. Did you? Yep. How's it look? Awesome. Great. You guys do good stuff over there. What did you buy? Granite. Sweet deal. Yeah. Anyway. Well, it's my annual review and, you know, they treat you out to lunch. And I'm in the mood for sushi. Some kind of exquisite seafood because it's not my dollar. Therefore, you know, I got it. I got the place for you. Where's that? It's rock and roll. What is it? Sushi on the rock. Sushi on the rock and either one of the locations are great. But if you're where are you going to be? I'd be in North County. Go to the one in Carlsbad, Encinitas, Lucadia area. It's on Lucadia and Calle Barcelona. Find Lucadia and Calle Barcelona or Lucadia and El Camino Real. It's right in there in that triangle I just painted for you. Got it. Calle Barcelona, Lucadia, El Camino Real. It's in that shopping center.
And it's called Sushi on the Rock. It's the best sushi in the world. Is it? Yep. You got somebody on line three, dude. Sushi. Appreciate it, Mike. You got it. P1 Saturn used to work at a toy store, right? Are you there? Who screened this phone call? Who's there? Hello? I got to get to the bottom of it. P1 Saturn. I'm going to wait, too. Saturn. Turn your radio off. Yep, I got questions for you. I see I would have hung up millions of years ago, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Saturn? Turn your radio off. He's answering the radio. Hey, can I ask you something? Did Boston Rob tell you to turn your radio down?
Yeah. Why didn't you do it? It was down. No, why didn't you do it? Oh, I'm sorry. That's my neck still going off next to my other phone. Okay, let me ask you, though. Why didn't you turn your radio down? I'm sorry. I thought it was down. No. I'm terrible. Now I can hang up on him. Long as I know Boston Rob did it. I gave him the info, and you know what? I told him twice. Oh, man. These people are idiots. If I have to tell people more than once, can I just hang up on them? Dude, please do. That's the purpose of screaming. You don't tell anybody more than once. That guy was clearly brain retarded. Brain retarded. It scares me to death that guy was driving something because he's a retard. That's the stupidest caller we've had in months. When I told him the second time, I heard him turn his radio off. And that's when I put them on hold. That's what I figured. Well, here's the thing that Ashley and Rob have a hard time grasping. The term screener. Yes. Like what that actually entails. Like a screen. You know how a screen filters things? You know what I mean? Like, let's call it a call filter. Right. Like that rock we just had shouldn't have made it through the screen. Yes. Yeah. If we were filtering something.
That was particles. Yeah, like if we're filtering sand and there's big rocks in there, those rocks shouldn't make it through. You guys are the end-all be-all when it comes to what goes on the air as far as phones go. If they sound dumb to you or their radios are up or they're not listening to you. The biggest idiot I've ever heard on the phone. Yeah, it's like we'll take the rock and we'll try to smash it down with a hammer to make it filter through. Right, and you don't need to do that. But it doesn't work. Here's the deal. I mean it when I tell you that I am striving to be one of the best radio shows in the country. I really am. And the ratings are really good and things are really great. I strive to be one of the best radio shows in the country. And I listen to other radio shows that I'm telling you are bad. I mean, suck. I mean, I hear some shows, they suck. I don't hear that on their sucky shows. You know something? You suck. Even when I hear them taking calls, I don't hear the retards getting through or people going to the phones and nobody's there. You blew it! And I don't know other than what I've done to teach it. I'll tell you what, man. You ought to hear me phone screen. I used to be a producer. You should have heard me phone screen. I was the biggest D. Oh, was I a D.
You got about a second. You got about a second with me. And what would happen is those same people, they had a desire to be on the radio. So they learned and adapted quickly. They wanted so badly to be on the radio, they would call back and they would just figure it out. Yeah, it was hard for me because I would try to be tough and then they would start yelling at me. You'd hang up on them. Goodbye. And then I'd feel bad and I was like emotionally torn. Yeah, you hang up on them. You say later on, sucker. Mikey Show. Yeah, this is P1 Mike. I had some Xbox information for Eddie. It's Mikey, and I was the one that wanted to. Go ahead, though. Oh, my bad, Mikey. What's up? That's all right. Well, I work for EA Sports, back up in Redwood Shores, and he said that PS3 is not going to be as tight as everyone thinks, and the same net that's going to be released, the Xbox is releasing Halo 3. You guys understand. See, this would have been, I took this call live. But this one would be a good one to screen out. I don't know. He's talking so fast. And he's all over the place. I think he's saying that PS3 is not going to be that great either. Right. Because his friend or whatever works for EA Sports, which makes the games for the different consoles. And he's saying the Xbox is way better than what PS3 will be. Gotcha. According to him. Thank you. All right. Where are we? What time? 50. We're in the 50 now? We are. 50. We're in the 50.
All right, let me play you some funny audio, President Bush. President Bush. You must be speaking of my acting debut. That's right. You made your acting debut, President Bush. No. I have to say, it was a good one. That's right. Sean Penn, watch out. That's right. It was your acting debut with your two dogs, Barney and Miss... Oh, it's Miss Beasley. That's right. It's called A Very Beasley Christmas is the name of the film. You better believe it was. And it's about their dog, Barney, who is jealous and hides presents that are meant for his more popular sister, Miss Beasley, and I guess the president. Hysterical. The first daughters. Let's get to it. Do a cameo. Hit it. Beasley, where are all your presents? I know I put them under the tree earlier. Who would have moved them? Barney. Barney. I hear you've been hiding Beasley's gift all around the White House. What is it we have here? Now, Ms. Beasley, I understand you've been a media hound. Perhaps this is a case of sibling rivalry. Most of you are an important part of our family. And you have to remember the true meaning of the holiday season. Now, you two run on. I've got a lot of work to do. What did you think? Pretty good. Natural. Now, I understand you did that entire thing in the nude.
One take, buddy. Perhaps it's a case of sibling rivalry. Don't make fun, Sean. If you'd like to give me a script, I can act out any part. I'm that good. President Bush, President Reagan was an actor. That's right. I knew President Reagan. You're no Ronald Reagan. Did you not hear the way I read the script? It's very stiff. Let's hear you again. Excuse me? Cut nine. Miss Beasley, where are all of your presents? That's my wife. She's not very good. I know I hit him under the tree earlier. Who would have moved him? Barney. Barney. Listen to this. I hear you've been hiding Beasley's gift all around the White House. What is it we have here? Wow. Now, Miss Beasley, I understand you've been a media hound. Perhaps this is a case of sibling rivalry. Both of you are an important part of our family, and you have to remember the true meaning of of the holiday season. Now, you two run on. I've got a lot of work to do. I truly believe his handlers have turned Democrat. They're screwing with him. He didn't know it yet. That was a good joke you got in there about the media hound. Media hound. Because hound is another word for dog. I just found that out. Did you write that yourself? No, I found that out. I understand you have become a media hound.
Now, Sean, you better watch yourself. I don't appreciate that. You run along, Miss Beasley. That's the stiffest, most awful performance I've ever heard of. When you run along, I've got a lot of work. Oh, really? I've got a lot of work to do. Hey. I'm up for Braveheart 2, okay? Braveheart 2, the revenge of Miss Beasley. You can take away my land, but you can never take away my freedom. What'd you think? Or my hound. Shut up, Sean. You just shut your mouth, okay? I didn't know freedom had eight syllables in it. I think freedom's actually one word. You can't take away my free hey-edom. Say again. Oh, good now. Okay. So ridiculous. It's French. Don't you know anything? It's French.
French. I think I need to hear it. I have to hear it one more time. One more time? Go for it. See? Miss Beasley, where are all your presents? I know I put them under the tree earlier. Who would have moved them? Now, that's bad. Barney. Barney, I hear you've been hiding Beasley's gift all around the White House. What is it we have here? Not greedy. Now, Miss Beasley, I understand you've been a media hound. Perhaps this is a case of sibling rivalry. Wow. Most of you are an important part of our family, and you have to remember the true meaning of the holiday season. Now, you two run on. I've got a lot of work to do. You're very proud of yourself. Oh, okay. Media hound. Uh-oh, uh-oh. It still gets me. We heard it, yeah. Because it's another word for dog. Oh, okay. So it's got two meanings, right? Glad that guy's in charge of our country. He's court-justing. The truth? You cannot handle the truth. Okay? See, that was from a movie, Scott. I feel very safe with you. Did you think you were looking at Jack Nicholson? Whoa. You had a lot of words there. Yo-choo, Mikey? Mm-hmm. Yo-choo? I still don't get it. Hey, Brian. P1 Brian? You there, buddy? Yeah. Bring the room down. What just happened?
Well, I was driving down by the Old Town Trolley Station, dude, and I think someone got hit. They got a bag over their body, and the cops got the whole area blocked off. Wow. Again? Yeah, how come all these people getting hit by trolleys, man? I don't know, man. All right, thank you. Only thing to cheer you up now would be another rendition of the holiday classic. Yeah, cut nine. Miss Beasley, where are all of your presents? I know I put them under the tree earlier. Who would have moved them? Barney. Barney. I know you've been hiding Beasley's gift all around the White House. What do you have here? Now, Ms. Beasley, I understand you've been a media hound. Perhaps this is a case of sibling rivalry. Both of you are an important part of our family. And you have to remember the true meaning of the holiday season. You two run on. I've got a lot of work to do. Talking to dogs. Okay. That's the funny part, Scott. What? Talking to dogs. That's hilarious. Barney. Great. I hear you have been hiding all of the presents. Around the White House. Are you a meteorologist? Friggin' Aaron Neville. Is this a case of simple?
I was up for a part in Brokeback Mountain. No, you weren't. I wasn't queer enough. No, you weren't. That's what the director said. You're not queer enough, Georgie. I'm a good actor and all, but when it comes to kissing another man's mouth, I can't act that good. Don't you make fun of me, Sean. That's your last straw. You're listening to Mikey. Gross! Cox Communications can save you money with the Cox Combo. Digital cable, high-speed internet, and digital telephone all from one company and all on one bill. Call Cox Communications or visit coxsandiego.com today. Hey, this is Ryan. It's easing up in some of our freeways here this morning. We've got still a heavy ride on northbound 15. It backs up here from the 8th freeway up towards Friars Road. It's always again around an accident near Miramar Road. South 15, pretty much tough. Still from the 78 all the way down to Villarancho Parkway. Some leftover slowing from Carmel Mountain Road down to the 56 connector here. We've got South Bond 5 still hanging out with a slow ride from La Costa down to the racetrack. Westbound 8, cool, man. That's a great-looking ride right now. The Westbound 94, just a bit of a delay in the downtown. North 8 will find, though. Still pretty tough out of Chula Vista. Up past a crash at Imperial Avenue, slows to the 94 connector. And then again out of Kearney Mesa from Mesa College all the way up over the 52.
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Now back to the Mikey Morning Show. The travesty to Marconi. Starring Mikey. Where am I? How do I feel? What's going on? Hey, how you know? No, yes, man. Sky. I am officially out on everyone. Sean. I'm the most normal person on the show, Mikey. I recycle. Good for the planet. Good for my pocket. And Ashley. I'm an English minor. Very minor. It's the Mikey Show. Thanks for prepping me, my sightseeing. On Rock 105.3. All right, welcome back to the show. It's 9.08. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Here's Santa's 62. Right now, Mission Beach is 58 degrees. It's all good, Padre fans. Trevor is going to stay a Padre for at least two more years. All right, I have a 911 call. It's pretty scandalous. Apparently, what happened was... This lady's going to be suing because she made a 911 call. And what happened, Skye? They didn't respond? Yeah, she's suing the 911 dispatcher because she says that the dispatcher didn't take her seriously when she placed her 911 call and that she believes her daughter died because of that. Yeah, because her daughter ended up being killed by the man in the car. You're going to hear this 911 call. Cut eight.
Oh yes, I'm calling to report that my daughter has been carjacked by her ex-fiance in the car. How do you know she was carjacked? We're trying to get a restraining order on him because he child abuse with the baby last month. And he's been kind of like stalking her. Okay, but we don't know exactly what's going on. I talked to somebody. She wasn't fighting. She wasn't struggling. She didn't yell at anybody. Right, yeah, but I guess she tried to escape from him, but he still got into the car. Okay, but we haven't even talked to her. Does she have a cell phone or anything? No, she doesn't. What the problem is is she's been stalking her. And she's moved in with me last month because she hit that four-year-old baby. I mean, because a lot of times they end up making that up together. They end up making up. Right. Well, that's not the case. Well, we don't know because we haven't talked to her. Right. I just would like to record it because I know she's fearful of advice from him.
I don't know what 911 people are trained to do and all that stuff, you know, but the lady sounds kind of calm. I don't know. She sounds pretty calm through the whole thing. The lady who's making the call? Yeah. Like she doesn't sound like she's, you know, she sounds calm. I mean, it doesn't make, I guess as a 911 dispatcher, you got to like figure all that stuff out. And I'm sure they send a lot of 911, they send cops out a lot of times when it's like nothing. Like carjacking, carjacking. I thought that was when somebody brings a, like a stranger, walks up to you with a gun and points a gun at you and takes your car and drives off in it. Well, anybody who takes your car from you with some sort of force, I don't believe it has to be a gun, could be carjacked. And is that what happened? This guy, he stole her car? That's what it sounds like, yeah, and that she was still in the car when he took it.
And so, you know, for me, I totally see the 911 dispatcher in the wrong here. Like, granted, they may get a bunch of false calls, but first of all, it's illegal to make a false 911 call. So if that's what this woman is, if they go out and investigate and find out that's what she did, well, charges against her. But, you know, you got to err on the side of caution in these cases because look what happened. This woman ended up being killed by that guy. Yeah, the lady that you hear making the call, her daughter ended up being killed. There was not a lot of urgency in that woman's voice making the phone call. No. There really wasn't. But maybe she didn't know that her daughter at that time was going to get killed, but she wanted to stay calm and get her daughter help as soon as possible. You know? I can see that. She was just like, listen, this is all I know, and she got carjacked, and you better go help. Right. And the woman was, like, trying to reason with her. Well, the thing is, is that if you make a phone call... If you make a phone call and you have a restraining order on somebody and they are coming and physically doing something, I thought you got to do something about it anyway, right? Well, the mother was saying in the 911 call that they're in the process of trying to get a restraining order against the guy. Not that they have a restraining order, but they're trying to get one after he hit the baby. I guess if I'm the 911 operator, my deal is, okay, so what exactly is...
happening that you're calling about? Like carjacking? Well, yeah. Your daughter just got carjacked? The car was carjacked and the woman is now, you know, basically sounds like been abducted by the man. The car and the daughter have been taken by this man. I'll tell you, listening to it one time, the whole thing is a little confusing to me. Really? See, I'm not confused at all. Me neither. I mean, if anything, the 911 dispatcher was making it difficult by asking all these unnecessary questions. Right. She should have just been like, where are you? We'll get someone out there. I can see some of that. Right. But I do hear. I don't know. It's a little confusing to me. I thought a carjack is if somebody steals your car. Well, you can be in the car, and that's still a carjacking. At that point, it's a kidnapping, right? Well, now it's a carjacking and a kidnapping. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie, what do you think? Yeah, I don't think it's up to the 911 operator's discretion whether or not calls are real. You just send out a unit. I mean... What happened? Did they not send any help at all? They said, okay, thanks, lady, goodbye, and nothing happened? She didn't send anybody out?
I don't know. I didn't, you know, all I got was the audio because I guess this, you know, woman was speaking with... Bottom line is something went wrong. Yeah. The woman ended up dying. Whether the police took too long to get there because of all the questioning from the 911 person or else if they didn't go at all, either way, I could see how they... They didn't go at all. It's real bad. Right. And I don't really like the tone of the 911 operator either. I just don't like her tone. Yeah. You know, it's just an S-y tone no matter what. Ugh. I just don't like it. P1 George. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, man. Probably, like, a couple weeks ago, my car got stolen, and, well, I freaked out, and I tried to call 911, and I tried to call 911 for, like, half an hour, and I just got machines. Like, if it would have been a real emergency, like, somebody dying, they would have died. What happened? What do you mean? You called 911, and you didn't get a person? I didn't get a person. It says something highway patrol, and I just got machines the whole time. I never got an operator. That's awful, man. I've never heard of that before. Yep. That's awful. All right, dude. Thanks. I didn't know that that's the way it happened. Interesting. All right. I want to play back some of this stuff from earlier. Give you some good stuff you may have missed. A little tone deaf. Check this out. Yeah. Tone deaf. Tone deaf karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking. Retard. I swear I'm not joking. Quit arguing. Quit arguing.
Sean, they're still going at it. They're just doing it silently. Do you see what I'm talking about with these two? They won't stop. There are going to be consequences. Okay, okay, okay. Anyway. It was a mistake. He's not a robot. Scott, do not mouth anything more to him, please. You won't stop. Well, as long as he knows. Did a mistake happen? I'm sorry. Consequences. And tone-deaf karaoke. We are going to play songs that Ashley is singing with her iPod on and see if listeners can tell what she's singing. It's not easy. I'm going to tell you, right up front, I'm going to tell you it's not easy. Eddie, what is the prize today? Passes to the premiere of King Kong. Which we will be at. Monday night.
All except for the communists in the studio right now that refuse to go to see King Kong. Sky. Well, it's a little bit of a drive, dude. Oh, boy. It's worth it. That's right, it is. All right. First up is P1 Francisco. Yeah. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here, bro. All right. You got to give me a title or artist of the song that Ashley is singing if you could figure it out. Cool. Here we go. And I'm in music, man. Who is I supposed to be? Hi. Girl, you stand. I'm forever yours. Looking for a title or an artist? Yeah, you know what? Don't know that one, buddy. All right, Francisco. All right, P1 Paul. Yes, sir. Hang on the line, okay? Here we go. Take a listen. And I'm in music, man. How is I supposed to be? Girl, you stand.
She enunciates better in singing than she does in real life. P1, Paul, can you give me a title or artist? Is that Forever Your Girl? No, you're thinking of Paula Abdul. That was, in fact... Yeah, the only word I could make out was forever. No, yeah. That was actually Journey. Beautiful song. Thank you, Mikey. I wasn't complimenting, Ashley. I was just... Journey did a great job with the song. That was Faithfully. P1 Jason, are you there? Yes, sir. Are you ready to play? Let's go. Give me a title or artist of the song Ashley's singing. All right, P1 Jason, can you give me a title or artist?
Well, I'm sorry? Other Side. First of all, that's not the name of the song. I think you may know what it is, but that's not the name of the song. Is it Red Hot Chili Peppers? It is not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Okay. You and Mike, do not give me the title or artist. Listen one more time and then tell me, okay? All righty. Here we go. P1, Mike, I need a title or an artist. That's my new ringtone. Vashley disabled? Yeah, pretty much. Pretty sure she is. I'm sorry, Mikey. I don't know, man. Yeah, it was the Doors, dude. That didn't resemble it whatsoever. That's my favorite. What? P1, Nick? Yeah. Ready to give it a shot?
I'm ready. Take a listen. Give me a title or artist. I like to escape. I like to live without your wake. So let's go there. Let's make our escape. Come on, let's go there. No. Give me a title or artist there, Nick. Pretty sure I have no idea. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't either. Okay. P1 Steve, don't say anything. Just take a listen and then try to tell me what it was, okay? Here we go. P1 Steve, can you give me a title or artist?
Only thing I can think of is Sky's a Beating by Sky. That is incorrect. Good guess. It's similar, but that was, in fact, that was Creed. There you go. Line two is P1. Alex, are you ready, Alex? Yeah, I'm ready. Take a listen to Ashley singing and try to decipher what it is. That was in Chinese. That was in Chinese. Yes, that was the Chinese import, actually. No question about it. Holy, yeah, we got to save that one. P1 Alex, can you give me a title or artist? Red Hot Chili Peppers? Oh, come on, dude.
If you want to alios, don't say anything. I'm going to play it one more time for you, and then you try to decide, okay? All right. All right. Take a listen. P1 Elios, give me a title or artist. Oh, my God. Oh, you. I mean, it's a giveaway at the end. Dude, it was Dr. Feelgood as Motley Crue. Or Dr. Spielbood. Yeah, Spielbood. Spielbood. Hey. Oh, man. Brutal. P1 Doug.
Hey, I'm here. We've got to get a winner today. Yeah, man. Please. You ready? Let's see what happens. Take a listen. I'm high, but I'm grounded. I'm silly, and I'm overwhelmed. I'm white, but I'm happy. Oh, babe. My friend. Is that everything's going to be fine? You give me a title or an artist, please? No, that one was good. P1 Doug. Better than me. That's not Alanis Morrison. Yes, it is. I'm high, but I'm grounded. I'm high, but I'm grounded. I'm saying that I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost, but I'm hopeful. And Ashley. I'm high, but I'm grounded. Thank you. All right. Can you do the baby part? I got it. I'm high, but I'm grounded. See, I got to get in the mode. I don't know. It's in my head. All right, P1Doug, hang on the line. You're a winner. All right. All right.
Sky does it so much better. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. You're beautiful when you sing that song. Helen Keller can do it better. Now, P1 Jeremy. All right, you are our last contestant, okay? Come on, dude. All right, here we go. Oh, nothing can take you away from me. I went down that road before, but that's over now. You can't come in back for more. Baby, you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms. Jeremy, that is so easy. I mean, it's retarded, but I can understand. P1 Jeremy, give me a title or artist. I know the song, man. I can't think of the title. Bro, all you need is the name of the song or the person that sings it. You can't come up with either one? No, sorry, man. P1 Derica.
Yeah. Listen to it one more time and then tell me, okay? Okay. Oh, nothing can take you away from me. I went down that road before. But that's over now. You can't come in back for more. Baby, you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms. You want Derricka? Can you give me title or artist? Oh, I know the song too. I'm trying to think of who it is. We're in Heaven. Is that what it's called? That is correct. Brian Adams. Me and Ashley, you guys sound identical. All right, P1 Derricka, you're a winner. You're going to be going to see King Kong with us on Monday night. Yes. All right, hang on the line, will you? Yeah. There you go. All right, we've got to take a break. We'll be back. Don't go anywhere. So how'd your date with Julie go? She wanted to go to this fancy French place. You didn't take it, did you? Yeah, big mistake. Oh, man. Dressed up.
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Did you hear that, San Diego? Mikey. You know, me and my wife are real good girlfriends. It's so gay. Eddie. I mean, I feel like Howard himself. We're Sky. Yes, I only eat white meat. I am going to smack you in public. On, ready, okay. The Mikey Show's on 105.3. Welcome back. It is 932. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. At the airport, it's 64. Right now here in Mission Valley, it's 65 degrees. The Padres' 2003 MVP is no longer on the team. They traded Mark Loretta for catcher Doug Mirabelli from the Red Sox. Ashley? I'm just curious if Boston Rob has tried to talk you into going to see the Chronicles of Narnia with him. Yeah, he threw it out there. She already said that she was pretty much down to go. Yeah.
I told him I definitely was interested. He is trying to find anybody at all to go with him. I already have a small group going. Oh, is that right? I'm extending the invitation. Wow. I cannot believe that. Who is going? I'm a nice guy. Who is going? Who's going? Right now? Yeah. Me and Johnny D? That's your small group? Quite a group you got. We haven't extended the invitation to any ladies. I figured I'd throw it out to you guys first. That's the last time I'm nice. I thought Ashley and I were ladies, but okay. He casually comes in my studio. You know what I mean by ladies, Sky? The broads, the dames. Never mind. Go ahead, Ashley. Anyways, yeah, he casually comes in my studio and was like, What you doing tomorrow? And I'm like, I'm not really sure. He's like, well, I'll put this on the table. You can pick it up or you can leave it there. I'm going to be seeing Chronicles of Narnia tomorrow, maybe in the afternoon, a matinee. Do you notice that everybody he's offered this to, it's like a sales pitch? Yeah. He can't just add. He has to sell you. Right. He sat down, looked me in the eye, like, can we talk? I just want a picture. Hold the boat.
Boston Rob and Johnny E sitting together watching the Chronicles of Narnia. Sharing a bag of popcorn. Hey, listen. This idea hit me last night because I don't want to hit the... Friday Night Rush and probably go out that night. And Saturday, I have different things. I love how tough and cool you sound after your Chronicles of Narnia day out with Johnny D. I'm not trying to be tough and cool. Your Chronicles of Narnia with Johnny D. That's hilarious. I mean, I'll probably go too, but I'm going to be smoking a nice blueberry blunt prior to that. So I can thoroughly enjoy this movie that we're going to go see. And that's what I'm talking about. So it'll be great. It'll be good times. He's outside telling me, yeah, you know. From what I heard, they did like some CG with over 160 different characters for the war scene. I don't know, Mike. You're the one reading the book. I don't know why you're trying to pin this on me. I'm just reading the book. But you went out and got the book. You got me interested. But somehow, listen, if you want to go, you don't have to look all tough in front of everybody. So what is it? Just tell me you want to go. What is it, B-Rob? Is it you, Johnny D, and Ashley?
Come on, Pop. Come with us. Is that who's going? As of right now, yes. That's terrible. You can come. Come with us, Pop. It's fine. That sounds great. You buy the popcorn. I'm not having a date with my wife tomorrow night. What? My wife wants to have a date. It's not tomorrow night. That's what I'm saying. I'm already going to the movie tomorrow night. You're going to see it tomorrow night? You know what? I need to tell her to. I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think going to the movie on a Friday or Saturday night is a good idea anymore in America. No. In America, it's just not a good idea. Got to catch the matinee. You want to know why Hollywood is slumping? Because nobody likes to go to the movies. It sucks. They got to change movie theaters around. Make them different. Turn them into a bar and restaurant that has a movie theater there for you to watch a movie. They actually have this one theater back in Boston where you go, you have to be 21, and it's like not a restaurant. but it's just like tables with pretty much two to four that can sit there and they have waitress bring you out beer and your meal and you sit in front of the... They had one of those in Dallas. They only had one. I don't know any that they'd do like that in San Diego. If they did, it's a cool idea. Yeah. Makes going to the movies a little bit more enjoyable because it sucks, man. Mikey Show, turn your radio down if you're calling in. 10-4. All right. What can I do for you? It's a movie theater. There's one in...
Actually, TJ called VIP, where they sell you beer and sushi and a bunch of other stuff. Oh, yeah, nothing sounds yummy like TJ's sushi. That's right, Mikey. Sushi. You can't drink the water, but have some raw fish. Yeah. Okay. Mikey Show. Yeah, I can't wait to jump in on that. Seriously. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I want to say that me and my friends are all going to go watch Chronicles of Narnia tomorrow. You're all going to be stoned, I bet. You know that laugh. That's right. Mikey Show. Hey, I got a question. Ashley wants to go see that movie Chronicles of Narnia. I know where there's a sneak preview tonight. Yeah, where is that? On Nemo-based Coronado. I see. Are you asking her to be your date? As a friend, yeah. Ah, yes. Ah, yes, the friend angle. Yeah. So funny, man. She's so cute.
And she comes into the studio and she just doesn't, I mean, when she first started working with us, she got that male attention. Now it's the exact, she comes in here, the poor girl puts her arms up in the air and Eddie goes, ah, Chia Bada. Chia Bada. She goes, hey dude, Chia Bada. He goes, yeah. He goes, you don't have anything cotton soaking up all that stink under your arms. It doesn't smell. Poor kid. Mikey Show. How you doing? It's doing, Bobby. Go ahead. I don't want to blow anything for Mikey or anything like that because he's reading the book, but, you know, it's based off Chronicles of Narnia. It's based off Christianity and stuff like that, and actually that's what it originally started out at. Yeah, C.S. Lewis, I guess, bases the lion. It's supposed to be like Jesus. Correct. The white witch is supposed to be like Satan. Exactly. And, yeah, it's the whole thing. And he's written a whole bunch of books. Yeah, so it's going to be pretty packed. I mean, there's going to be a lot more people than just a bunch of stoners going, too. There you go. All right, cool. All righty. Thanks. Mikey's show. What's going on? This is Mikey? Yeah. Hey, what's up? This is Juan Jose. I'm actually from Dallas. You mentioned there was a movie theater with tables in there. What was it, Eddie? Cinemark? Was that what it was called? No. Darn it. I know which one you're talking about. I'm on vacation. I'd like to go check that place out. We saw Spider-Man there. Yeah, it was in that Addison area.
Darn it. I don't remember what it was called. I'm sure he can Google it. I saw it featured. The same movie theater that we used to go to was featured on Food TV. Because you can eat there and they serve you booze. They really do a lot of stuff with booze in Texas. If you like getting drunk, Texas is the place to be. Except sell it on Sundays. That's right. You just can't buy it on Sunday. That's the Lord's Day. That sucked. Earlier in the show... We did a little something called. Right now it's time to heal the community of San Diego. The way that we do that is with a segment called Tough Love with Eddie. Our producer, Eddie, is 32 years of age, and he is somebody that does not beat around the bush. There's no placation. Yep, gives it to you straight. Not a yes man. That's right. So without any further ado, I'm going to read you some of the letters that people have written to us, and Eddie will answer them. I'd be happy to, Mike. First letter reads, Dear Eddie. I've heard you talk about liking girls for boobs and butts. But I wonder what you think about skinny girls. Are you, like, not attracted at all? Like, for real? I'm 5'7 and 101 pounds. I know for a fact that guys think I'm hot. I also know that if you saw me in person, you would probably break up with your girlfriend and start chasing after me. Signed P1 Melissa in PB.
Eddie? Right. Dear My Little Bony, the only place I would chase you to is an In-N-Out for a double-double with cheese, okay? I mean, that is if you could hold it down on our date without sneaking off to the bathroom to jam your bony little finger down your throat. Hey, some people are just naturally thin. Yeah, Sky, yeah. Skiing chicks can be hot. She's not skinny, though. She's gross. In fact, if I saw you on the street, most likely I'd be wondering when the scarecrows started wearing drag. As far as dudes thinking you're hot... It's just another illusion you're seeing. You know, like when you look in the mirror and you think you see a healthy young woman staring back, when in reality it's a little Ethiopian girl. Come on. You don't know. Right. Your perspective is just off a little bit, sweetie. Okay, so now get out of here before Brad Pitt tries to adopt you, too. Next letter. Our next letter reads, Dear Eddie.
My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over eight months, and so far it's been great. He's a really great guy. Kind, smart, very attractive. When we first got together, the sex was amazing. I couldn't get enough. But over the last couple of months during sex, he really seems distant. And he doesn't spend as much time getting me ready, if you know what I mean. Just last night, we were done in three and a half minutes. And he just fell asleep afterwards. This is really bothering me because I think I deserve a satisfying sex life as much as he does. How can I get him to be involved like before? Signed, P1 Amy in Escondido. Yeah. Dear Wham Bam, thank you, ma'am. So, you've been at it for eight months, huh? Well, everyone knows that after three months of sex with the same woman, I mean, a man must start making regular withdrawals from the spank bank. What? You know what I mean. No, not really. Now listen. The reason he seems distant is because he's moved on to hotter pieces in his mind. Last night, he was enjoying Jessica Alba. Now, I congratulate him on lasting three and a half minutes. I mean, 47 seconds is my own personal record with Miss Alba. Speaking of which, the fact that you're looking at the clock enough during sex to calculate the time may be a clue. Hmm.
I mean, lying on your back with that free stopwatch you got from the Powerade six-pack around your neck doesn't exactly scream sex appeal to me. That's just maybe me. I didn't hear anything about a stopwatch, Eddie. Listen, Scott, the cure for this is simple. Threesome. Okay. Now let me explain. Everyone relax. Let me explain. Everyone relax. Let me explain. I'm a little confused myself. If you want your man to be more involved during sex, you're going to have to recruit one of your hot girlfriends. You are an idiot. Her new boobs will cancel out the disgust of your old boobs. But I know as a woman, you may not be comfortable with that. So go ahead and think about Orlando Bloom or Ashton Kutcher or Morgan Freeman or whoever you girls are into these days. Trust me, your boyfriend will not care. He'll be too busy taking a bite out of his Alicia Cuthbert and Sienna Miller sandwich to notice. Oh, my. The next letter. Worst advice ever. Eddie. For the record, worst advice ever. Great advice. Yeah. Have a threesome. That'll make a healthy relationship. See, you're getting it. All right. The next letter. The next letter. Eddie. The next letter reads. Dear Eddie, I started dating my old lady.
About two years ago. Ever since that time, she wanted me to stop smoking. I don't get stoned every day or anything, but I guess she used to have an old man that would get wasted all the time. I like to smoke, and I think I'm very responsible with it. I don't drive wasted or anything like that. I'm almost 40 years old, and I don't think I should have to stop. Do I? Signed, P1 James. From Lakeside. Eddie? Dear the Chronic of Narnia. Hey, hey, Chong. You're an adult now, okay? Do you think you could come back maybe just a little? I mean, damn, you're not a 22-year-old assistant producer having a snapper after work, okay?
Oh, you resembled that remark. It may be time to grow up. I mean, I know operating heavy machinery while baked sounds fun, but, you know, you may want to look into something else. I mean, look at Skye. I mean, she stopped. Well, she tried to stop. I mean, maybe you should give it a shot, too. Right, Skye? That's true. There's a lot to learn here. On the other hand, it is a woman telling you what to do. And in my world, that's just silly. Now, you know what? You know what? I've changed my mind. Smoke it up, Johnny. And if your girl can't hang. Kick your ass to the curb, okay? Life isn't about, or actually, life is about living, okay? Not about living under someone trying to oppress you all the time. What? Tell your broad to lay off or step off. Am I right, Sky? Seriously. Yeah, that's right, Sky, right? You agree with that. No, not at all. Am I right? No. Sky, can we hear an amen or what? Smoky, smoky. Except the smoking part. Smoky, smoky, smoky. Sky, can you hear that? Will you shut up?
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I don't want no champagne. Don't want no blue tonight. I don't want no bubbly. Just give me an afterlight. The family's gathered by the fire. The tree is trimmed with lights. Mom comes out with eggnog, but milk and rum? That ain't right. I don't want no eggnog. I can't stop making that tonight. I don't want no thick and heavy. Just give me an afterlight. We went to the office shindig, dressed in our holiday fineries. Dinner comes and the waiters bring us half of France's wineries. Oh! Don't want no glass of wine. I don't want no red or white. And what year it's from, just give me. This holiday season, only the good stuff. Ampstelite, live tastefully. Brought to you by AmpstelUSA, White Place, New York. Enjoy Ampstelite responsibly. All right, it's KIOZ San Diego. It's a Mikey show. You know what we haven't done in a while? Celebrity birthdays. Oh, celebrity birthdays. Come on in here, Boston Rob. Let's punch the hell out of your arm. Well, hello. I will. Hello. Let's see what we got here. Did you get punched, Boston Rob? It's been a while. I know you must miss it. All right. We'll start off with the easy one for B-Rob. Dominic Monaghan. You know who that is, B-Rob? Who? Boston Rob for punches. Dominic Monaghan? Mm-hmm. Go ahead. That... Think young. 27. Then I'd throw you. No.
I use reverse psychology on your reverse psychology. Touche. Okay. That's a good guess. I will say Dominic Monaghan is turning 32. Eddie. Of course, Charlie from Lost is 30. Sean. 32. Dominic is 29 today. So, two punches for B-Rob. Wasn't I the closest? I said 28. Eddie said 30. Are you sure? Pretty sure. Oh! Welcome back. Goodness. That had to hurt me, Rob. All right. How about Terry Hatcher? Yeah. Real old. I'll say Terry Hatcher's turning 45. Eddie, 44. Boston Rob. 43 today. Ashley. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
46. She is 41 today. Oh, well, hello. I don't think she's a skank. Sinead O'Connor? Boston Rob for punches. No, not the OC. Yeah, she's on the OC. I know who she is. Did she just turn Ashley off? Of course. But she was singing Sinead O'Connor. I know, but she can't keep her mouth shut when we're playing the damn game. 46. To give away clues. 46 today. Oh, I see. You say 46? Mm-hmm. I say Sinead O'Connor is turning 40 today. I'm having a hard time with this one. Is she in her 40s? Yes. How old is Sinead? I'll say 41. Sean? 42.
She is 39 today. Ah, see, I knew it. Seven punches for me, Rob. Nah. Oh, really? Okay, you did. The nonicles of your knuckles. Oh, no. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All right. Hey, they got a live report out at Old Town right now. I wonder if it's what that guy was talking about that called us a long time ago. Looks like, yeah. Look at that. It is. The guy called us, gave us the heads up on the trolley thing. Yep, said that he saw them putting something in a body bag by the Old Town trolley. Oh, look at that. And that's what they're showing, Old Town trolley. Doesn't look so good. No, it doesn't. Greg Allman? Yeah, no? Ooh. No, let's skip Greg Allman. Okay. Oh, really? You know Greg Allman? No, I didn't know, but that would be fun to guess. Allman Brothers? Come on. Greg Allman? Good stuff. All right. I say Greg Allman's turning 58. Boston Rob? I can say 56. Sean? 62. Eddie? 60. You are correct. Mikey? He is 58 today. I have no idea what he looks like or what he's about. David Carradine? Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho.
Boston Rob for punches. Who? David Carradine. David Carradine. What's he in? The OC. He's not in the OC. He's not? I thought it said that, right? Come on, seriously. Maybe I read it wrong. Go young? Go old. Or go in between? Come on, give me a... Oh, David Carradine. This is ridiculous. I have no clue who this guy is. My instinct is to not guess because I don't know. Take a guess. Instincts, go. It's just going to cost you punches in the arm by Eddie's big, giant hands. What does your gut say? Say it. My gut says 30. Okay, just say that. Then that's what I say. You say 30? I'm saying 30. I will say that the original...
Kung Fu is turning 64 today. How am I supposed to know this? I don't know. How am I supposed to know this? I don't know. Did you ever see Kill Bill? He was Bill. That's Bill. He was Bill. Oh, snap. I'm upset now. But Greg Allman. Eddie, what did you say? I said 64. I'm going to say 71. Holy cow. That's right. I'm going to... Go with Eddie's guess as well. Sean? 70. No. That is ridiculous. Go to the next one, Sky. We're not playing this game. He is? 30. 69 today. That is awesome. 39 punches for me. I hope you're happy. Your gut was wrong. What did I do? You. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Say 30. Don't be a pussy. I was just trying to help. Oh, and help you did. I'm sorry.
0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39. Look at that arm. Oh, that is brutal, man. Nice. Well, I hope you're happy. Nice little candy apple there on your arm. You don't need any more tattoos, buddy. He just gave you a permanent one. All right, and our final celebrity birthday is Kim Basinger. Crazy. And today, the 42-year-old Basinger. Boston Rob? 46. Eddie? 44. Sean? 50. Kim Basinger? 52 today. What? Oh. Wow. So happy birthday to all of them. Ten punches from Mikey. That's right. What'd I miss? I think I got the good stuff. Most Americans and a lot of Europeans say torture's okay. No, they say some torture's okay, right, Skye? Yeah, when it comes to terrorists, this new poll out says that most Americans and the majority of people in Britain, France, and South Korea say that torturing a terrorism suspect is okay in rare instances. Yeah, I say it's okay in...
You know, most instances, I would have to, I don't agree with them. Yeah. I don't say rare instances. I say most. You say most. Okay, well, Canada, Mexico, and Germany are divided, you know, 50-50, and Spain and Italy is completely opposed to torture under any sort of circumstance. I'm surprised Spain and Italy were awake when the question was being asked. But in America here, 61% agree that it's justified on rare occasions. Well, there you go. Governor's meeting with Tukey Williams' lawyers today. Tukey. Yep. Actually, right now, 10 o'clock. Yeah. Tukey. So, tell me about Tukey. What do you think of this case, Skye? Oh, God. I am so torn over this. You know, should he die? Should he not die? Guy's been on death row forever. All these celebrities are saying that, you know, don't kill him, like Snoop Dogg. Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. Any white people saying don't kill him? Not celebrities. No white celebrities? I've stepped up. Really? You're protesting over there saying don't do it? So why do you think he shouldn't die? He's reformed. Well, who is he, by the way? Tukey started up the Crips. There you go. Back in the 70s. And what was he thrown in jail for? Murder. We can get into it if you're real. I'd love to hear how many people he murdered. Was it six?
No, actually, it wasn't. Listen to Ashley. Listen to Ashley. She helped you get 39 punches. Oh, yeah. Right. I just said four. Yeah, that's right. It is. How many, Ashley? Four. Or Sky? Four. Ah, look at that. I want you to listen to Ashley. Why don't you listen to me, B? What? Oh, man. Are you kidding? Oh, no. So. So what do you think, Mikey? Do you have any thoughts on whether he should die or not? I don't believe in the death penalty anymore. Oh, you've moved past the death penalty? Yeah, because of my Christianity, I believe that only God can judge. Oh. So I say don't kill him. But even before then, I always had these issues with it, you know? I didn't know. Yeah, I think he should. You know, I hate to say this, but I think he should die. Yeah. Because of the law, right? Like, the law says it, so why should he be any different? The law found him guilty. Many people, you know, have. lost their lives. I thought you were against that kind of stuff. I thought you were against killing people. I mean, I am, but I mean, you know, if there's evidence, if you've been found guilty, if you've gone through the system, you've exhausted all your options and chances and the system still finds you guilty, you know, then that's what's got to happen. And on top of the four people that he was found guilty of murdering with his own hands, how many people have died because of the fact that he started the Crips? Yeah. You know what I mean? Snoop Dogg.
Why doesn't Snoop Dogg write children's books? Oh, yeah, and that's what they're saying. They're saying, oh, well, this Tukey Williams now, you know, saves people from gangs and whatever. He writes his book. He preaches so people will stay away from gangs and quit gangs, you know. And so Snoop Dogg's like, we can't kill him. You know, well, Snoop Dogg, if you wrote a book about staying out of gangs, you would save a ton more people than Tukey Williams ever could. Newt, tell him. So stop preaching and write yourself a book if that's, you know, what you really feel. But no way. It's like. You know, and I know you guys are going to think I'm crazy for making this comparison right now. So hold on to your socks. But it's like if Hitler was put in jail and then he all of a sudden reformed himself over the years he's been in jail. And then we're like, OK, you know what? No, you shouldn't. Hitler was responsible for the genocide of a race, of a people. Well, Tukey Williams started an American terrorist group that is still killing people today. Thousands of people have died at the hands of the Crips. And he was the founder of that. Yeah, but Sky, we're talking about the mass murder of 3 million people. No, 6 million people, right? The numbers are totally different, but in the same way, you have started an organization of hate. You have started a campaign of hate where thousands of people have died because of it. And just because you sit in a cell for so many years and say that now, you know, it's like, no. What do you think, Eddie? Too late now. Well, I...
Hitler thing is a little out there. I don't agree with that. But do I think he deserves to die? Yeah. That's the law. That's what the law said. The law, you know, I don't know. I mean, I guess they're trying to turn it around because he's a good guy now. Well, he claims to be a good guy now, but he still has maintained his innocence over these four murders from the beginning. And, you know, he was found guilty. One of the main reasons he was found guilty is because shotgun casings found at both of the crime scenes because there were two separate murders. One was three people and then it was another separate murder of one person totaling four. And the shotgun casings found at both of those crime scenes matched shotgun register to him. And then there were also reports of him going around town bragging about these killings and people testified to that effect. But he still to this day says he's innocent. So in my mind, if you're really reformed like you say you are, you're going to come to terms with that. You're going to apologize to those families if you're really so reformed. I thought that too. But his stance is, but I didn't do it. He says, why should I apologize if I didn't do it? It's like, well, you know. So they're claiming shoddy forensics, you know, back when this all went down or whatever. And that, you know, he was made a scapegoat because he was involved in the Crips and whatever. Is Sean still there or he had to go?
He's gone. Today's a one-year anniversary of Dimebag Daryl being killed. 25th anniversary of John Lennon being killed. So what do you think about that? The Grammy nominations were announced this morning. What do we got? We got Mariah Carey, Kanye West, and John Legend all leading the pack with eight nominations apiece. Following that with six nominations apiece is 50 Cent, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, and Stevie Wonder. Sky really likes awards. Not me. I think they're so boring. Like, who cares? So you want an award. Right. Like, okay, so you're the best artist of the year. Yay! Oh, the people that get nominated for these awards. Stevie Wonder? Yeah. I love Stevie Wonder, but when was the last time he made a record? I don't know. He's getting nominated for awards? You heard it? No. Who's heard it? Nobody. The Grammy voters? That's it, man. So the Grammys are February 8th in L.A. All right. 5701053 is our number. You can give us a call for any reason. Listen to this. I got my new. What? Scott, you got to love it, girl. Maybe you don't admit that you love it, but I think you do. Come on, Scott. What if I were to...
call you up on the phone like this late at night. And I was pretending I was into something you were in, like Mr. Sky answer the phone and I go, oh, hi, Mr. Sky. My name's Rufus calling. I'm from the Dave Matthews Band fan club. May I please speak to Sky? Now put you on the phone and say, hey, girl, I finally got you on the phone. Why are you saying Dave Matthews like that? Because that's the way I talk. Okay. I like that little toy. I'm going to have a lot of fun with that guy. Oh, no. Yeah, okay, 570-1053. We've got to get out of here. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, it's Peter. I just wanted to say, you know, I think you guys were talking about Tukey Williams. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking, you know, if it was Snoop Dogg and then be out, if, you know, someone like the leader of the KKK who started the KKK was in jail and killed four black people and then said, you know, hey, I'm reformed now. It's my reign children's book not to join the KKK.
I thought the Hitler thing was a little out there, but I figured that would be more of a closer and better example. That's a good example. I don't know, man. To me, it doesn't have anything to do with race, so it wouldn't make a difference if it was a white guy doing it or a black guy. Well, it's not about the race. It's about starting an organization of hate that kills. And those are both the Crips and the KKK are both terrorist groups on our own soil. I thought the purpose of the Crips and the Bloods was just a group of young men that get together and hang out and enjoy each other's company. Play dominoes. Yeah. Like to wear the color blue. Yeah. I thought the purpose of the Crips was to show their affection for the color blue. If that's the case, Sky, then the Smurfs are a terrorist organization. Oh, yeah. Well, don't be stupid. Mikey Show. I just wanted to say something about the Tiki Williams thing. Yes. It's just, to me, just weird how someone like him that is trying to make a difference regardless if he's on death row or whatever, look at someone like Charles Manson that committed worse things and he's still alive. I think people should, like, someone like him should be dead or being on, you know, getting ready to get killed because of the things that he's done and he hasn't changed anything in his life.
or made an attempt to change anything. Yeah. So, that's all I wanted to say. Thank you very much. Mikey Show. Hello. Hey, this is P1 Jose. I just want to find out where you got that toy, that voice thing. Where did I get it? At Walmart. Really? You did? I don't know what to say. What do you mean? Where did I get it? I know, but what do you mean? Like, where did you buy it? I think he wants to buy one. DKE Electrics. I don't know. So you don't know where it was bought is the answer. Does he really want to know? I think when you say, when a guy calls in, he goes, hey, where'd you get that? It's more of like a rhetoric. No, he just said, I want to get one. Really? Where are you going to use it? Well, you said Walmart went section. What are you going to do with one? Same thing you're doing. Well, you got to have a microphone, bro, and you got to... And a radio station. Yeah, you got to have a radio station operate one of those things. Well, where'd you get one of those? Yeah, where'd you get your radio station? I worry about the big stuff first. All right. Mikey's show. Hi, Mikey. Hi. This is P1 Patricia. Yes. I'm calling to let you know the David Letterman show is totally copying your tone-deaf karaoke. What did they do? Last night, I think it's called What's on My iPod.
But they have the Oriental gentleman, you know, that works downstairs in the deli. He puts the iPod on and sings, and people have to guess what song he's singing. Totally copied your show. They're probably streaming us in New York. Dave probably listens. Stop it, Dave. Dave's probably listening. I can't believe it. All right, thank you for the call. Mikey Show. Yeah, a question about the medical marijuana is going to federal court. San Diego County is trying to get rid of it. I wonder if Sky knew anything about that. Well, San Diego County, last I heard, didn't want to issue the medical marijuana cards, which other counties in California are doing, like especially Riverside County is doing that. So they're saying it's hard for us to issue these medical marijuana cards when the federal law conflicts with it. So San Diego stances, until this law becomes clearer to us, when the state law doesn't conflict with the federal law, that's when we'll start the program. Sexy when you talk about all that news stuff. Will you stop it? I love it. Will you please just... I'm just telling you, girl. Will you please just stop? It's sexy and I love it. That's all I'm trying to say. All right, for the Mikey Show $1,000 Rewind for today, you are going to be listening for President Bush cutting up, having a good time. His acting debut. That's right, the acting debut of President Bush. You're going to hear that on the Mikey Show $1,000 Rewind today between 6.15 and 6.45 during the BC and Clint show.
Lovely and talented Missy is up next. She's got lost and found for you in the afternoon delight.