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Track 8 - Puss Rock Jukebox
2006
Best Of Album - 2006 - What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo?KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey hosted Puss Rock Jukebox, a game in which male callers had to keep singing soft-rock songs after the recordings stopped while Eddie, Sky, and Sean judged them. P1 Rude Dog dominated the opening round and advanced unanimously. P1 Eddie missed part of Dan Hartman's “I Can Dream About You,” but Eddie and Sean ruled that he was close enough to move on despite Sky's objection. P1 Smooth Operator jumped into Steve Winwood's “Higher Love” too early and repeated one line, yet Sean's deciding vote sent him through after the panel argued over accuracy, enthusiasm, and the supposed integrity of the game.
What happened, in order
Puss Rock Jukebox Opens
Mikey launches the male-only Puss Rock Jukebox and argues with Sky about whether women have an unfair advantage because they supposedly listen to more soft rock.
The Rules and the Riff
After an escalating exchange about stereotypes, Mikey explains that callers must continue singing a song when its recorded clip stops and that Eddie, Sky, and Sean decide who advances.
Rude Dog Runs Away With It
P1 Rude Dog delivers such a strong first performance that Eddie, Sky, and Sean unanimously praise him and send him to the P1 Slot Tournament.
Two Eddies and Dan Hartman
Caller P1 Eddie fumbles the continuation of Dan Hartman's “I Can Dream About You,” prompting judge Eddie to joke that he knows the lyrics because he owns every Dan Hartman album.
Close Is Good Enough
Sky rejects P1 Eddie after comparing him with Rude Dog, but Eddie and Sean decide his near miss is close enough to advance him.
Smooth Operator Jumps the Cue
P1 Smooth Operator starts singing “Higher Love” before the clip ends and then repeats the same line, leaving the judges to debate enthusiasm versus accuracy.
Sean Casts the Deciding Vote
With Eddie against Smooth Operator and Sky leaning in his favor, Sean delivers a barrage of crude jokes before declaring the caller a winner.
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieSeanP1 Rude DogP1 Smooth OperatorDan HartmanRandy JacksonSadeSteve Winwood
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Ready to play some fun stuff? Oh, yeah! I say, let's do it. What do you think? Let's do it. Yeah! Puss Rock Jukebox. Puss Rock Jukebox! Jukebox! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's how it works. Call us right now, 570-1053, if you're a dude. Chicks cannot play Puss Rock Jukebox. Well, you know, really, why they're not allowed to play, guys, I think that women have an advantage. They have an unfair advantage. Because women are more likely to listen to Puss Rock than us fellas. It's part of their being. Well, that's a stereotype, but okay. As you know, Sky, all stereotypes are true. Based in truth, absolutely. Yes. Okay. And so...
I think it's fair to make blanket statements. Oh, well, you do it a lot. Mexicans like tacos. Okay, wait a second. Let's not do this. Time to time, blacks eat ribs. All right. Sorry. Women. bad drivers. That is when they're trying to muscle the Asian bad drivers out of the way. Sorry I brought it up. My name is Mikey. I believe in stereotypes. Okay. Well, alright. P1 rule, dog. Hey, what's up? Do you know how to play Push Rock Jukebox or do I need to explain it to you? No, I know how to play, man. All right, let's get it on then. And, you know, I might as well explain for listeners that are first-time listeners to the Mikey Show, the way the Puss Rock jukebox works is I am going to play a short clip of a Puss Rock song, and when that clip starts, then P1 Rude Dog has got to start taking over, taking over singing the song. And then we'll go to the judges. Eddie, Sky, and Sean will then judge as to whether or not they have done adequately enough job to win the prize, the P1 slot tournament.
Alright, here we go, dude. Can you hear me? Can you hear me calling you? Holy cow. Wow. Eddie? Wow. I gotta say, I mean... That was one of the better puss rock versions of singing I've ever heard. Absolutely, without a doubt. He's the clear favorite, and if he were to be voted off, I would be shocked. That's right. So, yeah, absolutely the biggest homosexual I've ever met. Skye, what did you think of P1 Rude Dog's ability to sing a very homosexual-type song? Well, this is the way I like to start off the evening, if you will. I appreciate it. Coming strong right out of the gate. I love it. It's the morning. Right, 7.06 in the morning. But I like to pretend I'm Paul Abdul on American Idol right now. Well, actually, I'm more like Randy Jackson. But, yeah. That's what she likes. This is the way I like to start off the evening. So, yes, totally gay. Sean. Is this the short, fat guy on The Sopranos? He won Johnny Cakes. Dude, you were awesome. Wow. Wow. Congratulations, P1 Rude Dog. You're going to the P1 Slot Tournament.
Thank you very much. Hang on the line. Next up, P1 Eddie. Hi. Oh. All right, Eddie. Hi. Eddie, I assume you know how Puss Wreck Jukebox is played? Yeah, I'm here every week. Well, not you. Not you. All right, you ready to go, Eddie? Yes, sir. All right, here we go. I can dream about you if I can't be with you tonight. Eddie? Yes, sir. Well, no, I meant the judge. The guy on our show. Let's just call you Mr. Caller. Well, I'm embarrassed kind of that we have the same name because I know those lyrics. I consider myself very homosexual when it comes to that. Big Dan Hartman fan. Huge. Big Dan Hartman. I have all of his albums. That's right. You have all of his albums.
Anyway. I think that he didn't have the lyrics down pat, but he had them kind of close. I don't know. It's a close one. I'll give it to him just because he's got a great name. Sky? I appreciate the effort. You're cruel. I'm just going to say it right now. I know where you're going. It's just, I mean. After the first performance of this evening, how can we compare? It's a human being. How can it compare? He messed up a little bit. So I appreciate the effort, but I'm going to have to say you're extremely straight. Wow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. In context, a cruel statement. You're practically silent. What? Sean? You know, I have a very different take on it. I thought that he was pretty damn close. And in this game, it seems that close is good enough. So you are indeed a mustache sucker, sir. Oh, my God. Sean. Sean. Don't ever do that again. I don't think I have ever heard my entire life. Have I ever heard that? You don't go to the same place as Sean did. That was really awful.
All right, mustache sucker. Hang on the line. And finally, P1 Smooth Operator. Is that what you call yourself? Yes, I am. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Hey, baby. That's right. On the phone with us right now, we've got P1 Smooth Operator. And for those of you that don't know, Smooth Operator, big shot day hit back in the 80s. Thanks for tuning in to 105.3. We call ourselves K-Gay. And it's just really great to be with ya. Hope everybody likes my leather chaps. This song. I have painted myself in blackface. I'm wearing lipstick. And I put on a short afro. Thank you. I'm trying to look like Sade. That was fun. Are you ready, Smooth Operator? Hey, I'm here. Alright, when the song stops, you start. Here we go. Bring me a higher love. Bring me a higher love. And to the judges we go, Eddie. Thanks. There were so many things about that performance. I mean, he's so gay. He couldn't even wait for the song to end. He can hold it in. Well, when Steve Wooden starts dancing in you, you gotta get it in. You gotta get it up.
And then just over and over with the same verse. Higher love. It's higher love. Oh, man. Just on principle alone, I'm going to say, no, I can't give it to you. It's integrity of the game, man. Sky. Yes, I will agree that maybe his lyrics weren't spot on tonight. But the stage. It's the morning. It's 7-12 in the morning. Look outside. See the sun and sunshine? It's rising. Excuse me. You guys, I'm going to tape the show now, but it airs. Excuse me for America at night. We're live. It's actually live on the radio right now. Sky, I'm reading it from a newspaper. It's 7-12. Excuse me anyway. Excuse me. So yeah, the lyrics were really spot on, but I do appreciate the stage. It's all up to Sean now. Come on, you guys.
Seriously. Listen. Shut your mouth, yay boy. It's obvious to me. Shut your mouth. Fill it with another man, alright? It's obviously you would like to mount another guy's hamstring. You are a winner, dude. Hang on the line.