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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 27
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Lord of the Rings watch alongRadio show banterMovie commentaryStaff interactionsIrreverent humorSan Diego referencesFantasy film discussionControversial jokesHobbit cultureThe One Ringlord of the ringsfellowship of the ring
The Mikey Show hosts a live watch-along of "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" for their listeners, providing running commentary and jokes over the film's opening scenes. Mikey, feeling a crash, drinks a Red Bull while setting up the DVD sync with Boston Rock and Eddie. Staff members Skye and Sean are late, with Sean arriving mid-movie, and Ashley is working. The hosts interject the movie's narration with irreverent humor, personal anecdotes, and controversial jokes, including Mikey questioning the "masculinity" of Sauron's ring, joking about hobbit hygiene, and making light of topics like abortion and Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's, leading to reactions from Skye and other staff. Guests Bobby Colonels and Joey also join the watch-along.
What happened, in order
Lord of the Rings Watch-Along Setup
Mikey explains how listeners can sync their DVDs to watch "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" with the show.
Movie Starts, Staff Missing
The show begins the movie countdown, noting that Skye and Sean are late, and Ashley is working during the watch-along.
The Ring's Masculinity
Mikey questions if Sauron's ring is a "cool" item of power, comparing it to "Gay Chase's ring" and debating its masculinity.
Sean's Late Arrival & San Diego Mayor
Sean finally arrives late to the studio, and Mikey makes a joke about San Diego Mayor Donna Frye finding the rings.
Hobbit Hygiene & Joey Joins
Mikey speculates humorously about hobbit sewage systems and invites guest Joey to join them for the movie.
Rob's Barbecue & Offensive Jokes
Mikey brings up Rob's barbecue where Skye and Mikey weren't invited, then makes a series of controversial jokes about abortion and episiotomies.
Bilbo's Alzheimer's & Reagan Joke
Mikey makes a joke comparing Bilbo's forgetfulness to Alzheimer's and Ronald Reagan's death, which Skye finds offensive.
Teasing Sean About Gandalf's Beard
Mikey and the crew tease Sean about the grimy hobbit environment and challenge him to interact with Gandalf's beard.
The Ring's Elvish Inscription
The hosts react to the reveal of the Elvish inscription on the One Ring, with Mikey joking about "blue suede shoes."
Sauron's Return & Mikey's Inattention
As the movie explains Sauron's return and the ring's power, Mikey admits he wasn't paying attention and asks what kind of ring it is again.
People mentioned
MikeySkyeSeanAshleyBoston RockEddieBobby ColonelsJoeyGay ChaseDonna FryePeter JacksonRonald ReaganNancy ReaganHugh GrantShaquille O'NealMark Spitz
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It wasn't right, but you don't have to go that far. Wow. Wow. And there she is. Can you hear her, Skye? Shut it. She's the sound of healing. You're welcome. The Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. The official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is... K-I-O-Z, San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3.
The following takes place between 10 p.m. and 11 p.m. All right, so we're back. Yeah, we're back. I can't hear myself, though. Did you turn this down, Boston Rock? I didn't even turn it. I just put them in and turned them up. Say what? Yeah, there you go. There you go. Right there. That's perfect. Is that money? Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah. Okay. All right. Now, here's what we're going to do. Now, I've decided I got to do a Red Bull. I have to drink a Red Bull. Because I'm getting, yeah, I know, man. I'm starting to crash a little bit. And I need it for this.
I need it for what we're about to do. All right. Now, we've been telling you all along that you have got to go get the Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring. And also, there, that sounds a lot better. You did something that sounds better. You've got to get Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, the standard edition, and you've got to get Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. First movie we're going to do, Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring. And what you need to do is have the DVD in right now.
Have it to the menu to where it says Play Movie. And what we're going to do is I'm going to say 1, 2, 3, go. And when I say go, you're going to press play. And we will pretty much be synced up. So while you're at home, you are synced up with us watching it here. And we're just going to sit here and watch the movie with you, kind of like we did with Lost, and kind of goof around a little bit. The only thing is, Sky and Sean are not here. Or Ashley, half of our show.
It is Ashley. Where is everybody? idiots i swear ashley's in the what's she doing oh she's gonna do some work during this which is fine but i don't know where sky and sean are and we need sky and sean uh sean oh sky's getting into her comfortable clothes should we just start it yeah why don't we go ahead uh okay so i'm gonna to say one, two, three, go. When I say go, we want you to hit play on your DVDs at home. Are you ready, Eddie? Yep. Here we go. One. I'm nervous. Two, three, go. We hit play.
There we go. All right. This was the greatest. Fired up. I didn't give this movie a chance, by the way, when I first saw it. Nope. I just didn't give it a chance. I was so angry with you. Yeah, I know. I had to watch it again with the subtitles. When I watched it with the subtitles, it made all the difference in the world to me. It's, you know, it's tough. The way J.R.R. Tolkien talks, I mean, it's a whole language. I love it. Once you read it, though, you're fine with it. Yeah, Boston Raw, big fan. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm surprised by that.
How many times have you seen this, Boston Raw? A few. I actually own it. Eddie, how many times do you think this is, seeing this for you? Boy, I would probably say, I've got to be in the 20s now. Holy cow. Well, it's on all the time on cable and stuff, and I just, you know, I watch it when it's on. Whenever it's there, you watch it. Yep. Hopefully people are all synced up with us at home. They've turned this on with us at home. The world has changed.
Oh, this is great. I feel it in the water. Sky's coming in now. Got on her comfy clothes. Did you get by, Sky? You can take Mr. Sky with you. Take Mr. Sky with you. He could sit over there with you. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it. Telling you, man, whenever this comes on the screen, when you were going to see these in the theater, All us geeks would burst out, screaming happy. It began with the forging of the great rings.
Three were given to her. Don't give any ideas, honey. Are you going to turn her into an elf? Oh, look at the size of that ring. I see. Great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. Oh, those are my people. Nine rings were gifted to the race of men who, above all else, desire power. Fake accent. Wow, that looks like Boston.
You've got your Gondor. You've got your Mordor. You've got your Watts. Dark Lord Sauron, forged in secret, a master ring to control all others. Bring out the gimp. Seriously. Why a ring? I mean, is that really a cool thing of power? Yeah, look at that. That doesn't look cool. That looks like one of Gay Chase's rings. It doesn't look cool with the fairy writing on it? You guys don't think so?
That's not masculine? No, not at all. Some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth. Boston Rob woke up next to that a few times in PB. More than a few. Everybody, it's 2 a.m. PB just got out. Those guys are going to start fighting the battle on plaque.
Mr. Anderson Victory was near Apparently deodorant wasn't But the power of the ring Could not be undone Shaquille O'Neal Seriously Show off.
It's like if Arm and Hammer had endless money to spend on special effects. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur's son of him took up his father's soul. Sweet, you look like him. Camera guy. After all that, that was easy. That's all you've got to do, huh? Cut off the fingers.
I've been known to drop a digit or two. Now I'm sitting there being rizzled. So, the enemy of the three peoples of the Earth was defeated. But funny. This guy'd smoke that normally. The ring asked to Isildur. Has anyone seen Sean? To destroy evil forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own.
What are these attacking? What is this, orcs or ox or orcs? It betrayed his hero to his death. Yeah, it's Mark Spitz. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. So cryptic. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came.
When Donna Frye found the rings. Take a look, dude. There she is. It's your new mayor, your mayor of San Diego, right there. Came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed him. Misty Mountains? I've heard that name before. On the main stage, Misty Mountains. Sean! Welcome to the movie, buddy! Sean is just showing up.
The ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For 500 years, it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east. Whispers of a nameless fear and the ring of power perceived. It's time has now come. Get on with it already, please. Jeez.
Get old or something. But something happened then the ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit. A famous British character actor. For the time will soon come When hobbits
Will shape the fortunes of all We certainly will I mean You're not a hobbit, Mikey Bobby Colonels What are you bringing in here, buddy? Oh, shit. Oh, look at that. Wow. The what? What is it? House of Blues. House of Blues, yeah. They were going to say, is Joey here? Yeah, he doesn't. Oh, yeah, bring him in. Have him come in and hang out and watch. Oh, that's nice of him. House of Blues are good people.
Ladies and gentlemen, my family. Yes, he's my favorite. Oh, yeah, dude. I love that hat. I'm going to give me one of those. You don't have one? No, not yet. Oddly enough, that only hat that would fit that awful head. If I could grow a beard like that. You're in. All the way. A wizard is never late. I wonder what the hobbit sewage system worked like, you know? I mean, was it old and antiquated? Do you think they were ahead of their time?
They were way ahead of their time. Joey! How you doing, buddy? Dude, you can hang out. Take a seat and watch movies with us. I think they just took dumps in the river. That's just gross. I am. Just my opinion. Listen. Whoa, gay. Awkward. Even Gay Chase is like, hey, that's gay. What news of the outside world? Tell me everything. Everything. Well, Brad and Jen broke up. See, there's the old dump river
Also known as the famous Blue River Man, it stinks right there That's the caca bridge You know how the women don't shave Look at their feet! Well, maybe it's sexy on their feet. But they shave other places. The long-expected...
Hey Rob, that's like that barbecue you threw where you didn't invite Skye and Mikey. Yeah, remember that one? No, I remember that one. What are you talking about? I wasn't even there and I remember it vividly. It kind of hurts. He's got the whole place in it. Oh, look at that pipe. This guy's like, "I wonder if I'd go on eBay." All right. Search Gandalf pipe. Exactly. Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected. If you're referring to the abortion that happened a few years back, well, that's just in poor taste.
Whoa! Wow. I'll remember the time that I performed the episiotomy. Of course, I'm not a doctor. Oh, my. Mom. In a pinch. Shut up.
They got fireworks. Fireworks. Stop it. They love him. There you go, you little brats. Imagine if the whole thing blew up, end of movie. Oh, look at the lack of neck on that guy. Makeup won't be invented for another hundred years. Gandalf? Can we kiss on the mouth? Oh, my dear boy. Thanks for the ride. I've got to go register now. I remember when I picked up Hugh Grant.
What? You know, they can build outside. Do they know that? No, apparently not. I mean... I'm going to wash that gray right out of my beard. I'm myopic. Nice place to put the doorknob, by the way. And what about very old friends?
I mean old. I wonder what Tide Pennington could do with this place. He's got the body of a 112-year-old. Hysterical. Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome. ikea tea well maybe something a little stronger i've got a few bottles of the old wynyard left
1296 very good year ah yes the old wynyard my favorite it's delicious obviously just tea thank you oh look a heads up hey hey hey you're tall it's small get it Oh, see? See what I told you? Uh-oh. Oh, my goodness. That's weird. You'd think they'd be able to hear Sky and Middle-Earth. You would think. Do you have any shampoo with that cheese you got in there? Maybe some soap?
I love it. Calvin and Hobbes. I've seen this one. Oh, my God. i can make you some eggs if you look i'm gonna be able to pick that up and it was like calvin pissing on the raiders i'd laugh i don't know about you guys i'm not at home 482 at bush we've got him at gunpoint hanging on the bell all day never giving me a mose piece
i want to see mountains again mountains gandalf we got their cheese bread yeah and what kind of cheese is that sky would you eat any of that stuff yes the bread all the arrangements are made just the bread yeah okay that's like scones yeah you wouldn't want any of that dookie pie that appears to be sitting on the table no thank you It's like a lump of something on top of it. Gross. Yes, yes.
Hobbit's good engineers, you'd think, has the electricity in that place. I know. Not good. Well, there are candles right there. Yeah. He'd probably come with me if I asked him. Hot water heater? No. I think it is hard for those still in the sky. AC? Well, probably. The woods, the fields, the rivers. What are you bitching? Is there a microwave in the background? I'm old, Gandalf. I'm not kidding. I know, I don't like it. Gandalf did the dreads.
It actually wouldn't look too bad. I think it's fun for Rob to watch entire movies squinting. Sort of stretched. Butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I should return. These movies are my wife's favorite of all time. In fact, I mean not to. There are movies all time. They're great. Oh, yeah.
I'm on a nice little smoke. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, okay. Sky, can you do that? Can you make the sailboat? Gnarly. Obviously. This would be a night to remember. The Chico College Reunion. It's the Sky Show.
Get it. Some broad-form cheetahs comes jumping out of that thing. That's the size of the cake. We gotta get Skye over here for her freaking birthday. - That's right. - Rudy! Rudy! - Hey, there's Charlie! You all, everybody. - I think I'll just have another ale. - No, you don't. - Badass.
- Hey! And he's pretty chunky, too, huh? Tell KGB to kill that. Where did they find such strange-looking elven children? You know what? That's Peter Jackson's kid. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm one of those big eyes. That retard-looking kid. What? What? What? She's a little dowsy.
What did I do? Stop it. Am I saying something wrong? Yes, yes. That's why we're reacting like this. Which part? Okay. Jesus. Fire, Marshal. Oh, no, the big one, big one. My weenie? I mean, fundamentally, that's stupid. Yeah, I mean, inside, lighting it inside.
I mean, what is this, an episode of Jackass? Oh, yeah, just wait. It's all fun and games until a freaking firework dragon kills everybody. Apparently hobbits haven't invented dentistry. Kind of underwhelming.
That was good. Ah, Yahoo Sirius, ladies and gentlemen. Marietta Brandybuck. Blackface acceptable in Hobbiton? Okay. Skye, what do you think of that? It's not what they're doing, obviously. Yes, speech, Bilbo. No one cares, anyway. My dear Baggins is... Playoffs? That was for you, Mikey.
Jumps. Jumps. That was good. Boulders! Oh, Marge shot. The last 111 years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. Yeah, it's trying to communicate with Ashley. And I like less than half of you have as well as you deserve.
Oh, uncomfortable. Awkward Inappropriate What is that? Technical flaw Did I see the Lance Armstrong bracelet on him? I didn't see it That's strong Bilbo Don't do it Bilbo Don't do it I regret to announce this is the end Bilbo I'm going now You, I bid you all a very fond farewell, dear.
Goodbye. This is magic. Gandalf has a nice little tan going. You know, Skye... Looks good. Is everyone that's got a little tan attractive? Is that it? Well, he just looks very healthy. He's got some rosy cheeks, nice colors. You'd think that hat would protect him. Well, you would think. the sun. Yeah. I don't know. The good stick.
Gandalf, can't you see their faces? There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly. Especially the Super Bowl ring. Oh, you're probably right, as usual. You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you? Two eyes. As often as I can spare them. I'm leaving everything to him. What about this ring of yours? Even the cheese? How thoughtful. In an envelope over there on a mantelpiece. No.
Wait, it's... First signs of Alzheimer's. It's weird, this is how Ronald Reagan died. That's right. I don't think so. Same way, Skye. No, that's not fair. That kind of crosses the line, dude, come on. Why should I keep it? I think you should leave the ring behind. That's the conversation him and Nancy had. Oh, wait. No, I'm not joking. Oh.
And yes. Take it easy, Bilbo. No, it comes to it. I don't feel like talking with it. Somebody's on the rag. There's no need to get angry. What if I'm angry? It's your fault. Turns out it's Skye. That's not accurate. Oh, sorry. You should know because we're all in the same cycle. Remember me and your girlfriend? Remember? We all menstruate at the same time. I mean, we can discuss it if you'd like to right now. Shut up. What? Put up your two-foot dukes.
Do you think that's what Ashley and Rob see when you get mad at them? I'm trying to help you. There's your big line, Mikey. That's right. A huggy-wuggy pudding pie. While you're down there. Oh, hey. Damn. What? Hey. What? it's been a long road man hey you're right gandalf
the ring must go to frodo it's late transport it's long i'm out got your shoes don't forget your ipod No, forgetting something? E-hole with Dell Inspiron 700M. Oh, this old thing.
Don't drop that. That weighs 900 pounds, Ann. Oh, wow. Oh, flashlight or anything? Good trip. I've thought up an ending for my book. The Kama Sutra. And he lives happily ever after. To the end of his days. And I'm sure you will, my dear friend. Goodbye, Gandalf. Goodbye.
Sean, does it concern you how grimy all these people are? Sean couldn't have lived there. There's no indoor plumbing. Yeah, Sean couldn't have lived in Hobbiton. Interesting. It's my next meeting. Sean, imagine running your fingers through Gandalf's beard. Imagine me running my fist across your face. Sean, how much would it cost to get you to put all of Gandalf's beard in your mouth? Shut your mouth.
Come on. Do it. Give me a figure. No. Oh. Ooh. All right. Fire pie? How much to clean his eyebrows like a cat? Enough. Damn, this is good stuff. Milbo! Great. Milbo's not here, man. I'm not sharing my stache, bro. He's gone, hasn't he?
Dude, he's so high. I'm pretty gone myself, brah. Talked for so long about leaving. What's up, Topher Grace? Oh, you're not, Topher. What young Hollywood actor are you? Are you in Elizabethtown? Bilbo's ringing. He's gone to stay with the elves. He's left you backhand. Did I say Bilbo or Bimbo?
Along with all his possessions. The ring is yours now. That's a sweet stamp. Isn't that odd? Why don't we use stamps on that? That's a great question, Skye. Where are you going? There are some things that I must see to. What things? First of all, making this house bigger is first thing. I don't understand. Revenge of the Sith is out today. Gotta go get it. Neither do I. Keep it secret. Keep it secret.
Dirty. Yeah, it'll be our little secret, just like me and Uncle Bilbo. That role played by Michael Jackson. It was all filmed at the Hyatt La Jolla right there. Uh, uh, still in the prison. This is actually where I first purchased Ramsey. Come on here.
Some of the coolest photography ever done. If there's any fish in there, Eddie, and if so, what kind of lure you're going to go work best at? I'd say you should probably use some salmon eggs. See, I was initially thinking like a nice little spinner. Hey, to each his own. I'd like to have that guy's job.
Sean, talk about dirty. Yeah. Talk about corners. And he's drinking. Oh, my. The year 34-34, the second age, here follows the account of the sealed off. What must be... What is the liquid in that thing? Good fall. I mean, seriously. The one ring should be an heir to you of my kingdom. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate,
for I will risk no hurt to the ring. Big finger. That'll be, I think it's cold. Though I bite with a great pain. Wouldn't it be funny if his ring is reading like Stephen King's It? The mark begins to fade. The writing which at first was as clear as red flame has all been disappeared. A secret now that only fire can tell. I mean, everybody's house was pretty much the same. There was no custom homes back then.
It's all track houses. Yeah, it's all track Hobbiton. Packages around here. They're all up in Hobbiton. Is that right? Liarface. Horse-nose-reliant. We're happy people Give me a piece of that Well they're all high Look at that dude, he's so drunk Night bro So wasted Mom
Hear this That's my skull Honey I'm home you know what they say about hobbits with big feet oh oh look out this is so dramatic Gandalf you are so high and drunk look at him he's all paranoid come on it's just a piece of jewelry man
what are you going to smoke that to you Gandalf Ah, the forceps Hold out your hand, Frodo That's hot, though It's quite cool No, it isn't Ow, ow, what? What can you see? My flesh burning off Nothing There's nothing Wait.
What? There were markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it. It's like blue suede shoes. I don't know what Elvish song was good in here. Elvish. Oh, I see, I see. Not Elvish. Close. Aldo. In the common tongue, it says one ring to rule the moor. One ring to find them. Oh, you speak common tongue. Excuse me.
This is the one ring forged by the Dark Lords. Oh, how many times with the weed, bro? Way off. Bilbo found it. In the Gollum's cave. For 60 years, the ring lay quiet in purpose-keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. If he ever wants to work for Clear Channel, they're going to test him. He is stirring in Mordor.
The ring has awoken. It's heard its master's call. Beautiful eyes, wouldn't you say this guy? Yeah. Sauron was destroyed. I think they were his. Oh. How old was Elijah Wood when they filmed it? They're like eight, nine years old. The spirit of Sauron endured. You know, Gandalf, you have surgery now for those bags under your eyes. Exactly. Sauron has returned. His orcs have multiplied.
His fortress have been like rabbits, believe me. Sauron needs only this ring to cover all the lands of a second darkness. This guy's crazy. Seeking it all as thought has been to me. The ring yields it all. So, what sort of ring is this again? I wasn't paying attention to me. Yeah, I'm just a little creeped out by the ring thing. You must never find it. I'm dying for some cheese.
Like, be honest, where was the ring? We never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? Or do they... Pong. Do they, Gandalf? There is one other who knew that Bilbo had the ring. I looked everywhere for the creature. Sawyer. At the end of the time, I first... In all that. Bring a little of that in. I don't know how long they tortured you.