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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 28
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Lord of the Rings parodyPrancing Pony jokesRadio marathon updatesPop culture commentaryListener shout outsCrude and sexual humorCharacter impressionsBehind the scenes banterFood and drink humorMovie re enactmentlord of the ringsprancing pony
The Mikey Show hosts deliver a raunchy and irreverent running commentary over a Lord of the Rings re-enactment, primarily focusing on *The Fellowship of the Ring*. Hosts like Boston Rob, Sean, Scott, Eddie, and Sky frequently interject with modern pop culture references, sexual innuendos, and personal jokes. Recurring bits include mocking Frodo's dramatic pronouncements, extensive gay bar humor centered around the "Prancing Pony," and crude observations about characters' appearances or actions, such as Frodo's "chubby chaser" status or a character's "Coke finger." The broadcast also touches on the ongoing "Mikey Show 28-hour marathon," acknowledges P1 listeners in the parking lot, and briefly addresses minor technical issues.
What happened, in order
Prancing Pony Gay Bar Jokes
Gandalf tells Frodo to go to the Prancing Pony, leading to hosts making numerous gay bar jokes about 'glory holes,' 'pacifiers,' and 'close sticks'.
Frodo's Drama Queen Walk
The hosts mock Frodo's dramatic line about being 'farthest away from home,' questioning his logic and calling him a 'chubby chaser'.
P1s in Parking Lot
A host announces that P1 listeners are outside in the parking lot, listening to the show, which the hosts find 'awesome'.
Extreme Makeover Wizard Edition
The hosts joke about a character's clean hair being due to 'Extreme Makeover Wizard Edition,' then compare the scene to Magneto vs. Dooku and a Viagra commercial.
Mikey Show Marathon Update
The hosts provide an update on the 'Mikey Show 28-hour marathon,' stating they are 17 hours in and thanking sponsors.
Prancing Pony Password
As the characters approach the Prancing Pony, the hosts make more explicit gay bar jokes, including a password of 'Taint'.
Second Breakfast & Coke Finger
The hosts discuss Mikey's 'second breakfast' habit and make crude jokes about a character's long fingernails being a 'Coke finger'.
Not a Documentary & Aunt Carmen
The hosts jokingly inform a colleague that Lord of the Rings is 'not a documentary,' then make a rude comparison of a character to 'Aunt Carmen'.
Ring as Joint of Power
The hosts compare the One Ring to an 'ultimate joint of power' that Frodo is taunting others with, leading to jokes about smoking it.
Poo Babies & Dookie Monster
The hosts make gross-out jokes about 'poo babies' and the 'dookie monster' in reference to a character or scene.
People mentioned
ChaseMikeBoston RobSeanKevin DouglasScottRizzleEddieCarsonSkyMikeyP1sAunt Carmen
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Oh, it looks like it's my chiropractor. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, now you made him mad. From a desire to do good. You wouldn't. Mm-mm. You'd mess it all up, wouldn't ya? But through me, it wields a power too great to imagine. But it cannot stay in the Shire. No. No, it can't. Must I do? Digging like El Centro or Indio or... I'd be good there. Nobody goes there. What about you? I'll be waiting for you.
At the inn of the Prancing Pony. That's a gay bar. Chase is like, damn straight. You'll see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Trust me, Frodo. You'll know what to do. Is that what you're calling it these days? Your order? You'll have to leave the name of Ben behind you. But that name is not safe outside the shore. Travel only my day. You're just lucky to know where the Prancing Pony is. I was drunk the last time I was in the prancing. It goes off about 4 a.m. I hope it's really out of basic dreams. Bring a pacifier. You can learn all the things to know about that place. Close sticks and pacifiers at the Prancing Pony, okay? Oh, wow. Have you checked out the glory holes yet? All right. I don't know. That's most definitely, yeah. Oh, who could it be? Boston Rob. Oh, you little stoner. I'm a drop. No eaves. We're honest.
I'm trying to collect canes out here. A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? I heard Ray's voices. What did you hear? Speak! Nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring and a dark lord and something about the end of the world, but... Hey, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me in anything unnatural. No. Woman with a brain. No! Moron. Meanderthal. Seriously, Mike. Be careful, both of you. The enemy has many spies in his service. Birds. By enemy, he means the raiders. Beville, put it on. For the agents of the Dark Lord will be drawn to its power. You're not my dad. It wants to be found. Pony, what do you think?
with size 36 feet. Jeez, put some effort into it, people. If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been. Oh, God, drama queen. Yeah, really? Like, how does he really know that? Like, seriously. So you walked to that point and stopped? Is that what you've been doing this whole time? Yeah, and no other point anywhere is further than that. Grab him by the car. Let's go, Chubsy. We're moving on, all right? She's a little slow, isn't she? Frodo's a chubby chaser. Exactly. What? What? Raise the new flag. Smoke rises from the mountain of doom. Count Dooku, I presume. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, this guy. Count Dooku, you son of a bitch. Is it not? Dude, you look bad.
For a Jedi. It's not a lie. Does anybody have any prowl in this castle at all? Head and shoulders? Yeah, something. So the ring of power has been found. It's a sweet bong. Did you know there's a golf ball stuck in your... For... Time. What time? Timing up for a game of foosball. Sauron has regained much of his former strength. Leave me to the candelabra. Leave me to the candelabra. His spirit has lost none of its potency. Concealed within his fortress. Ah, some vino. Here we go. Looks just like Kevin Douglas' engineering room in the back. Nothing hotter than a redhead.
Hey. Sweet bowling ball. Yeah, it's a great big marble. What do you want me to do with it? Hello. Something ain't right here. Body senses tingling, Sean. Isn't that a douche? What? Midsummer's Eve. Oh, well. Kill. Stay with me, people. Come on. It's like freaking 15 hours. My wife just told me that there's a bunch of P1s sitting out in the parking lot listening to their stereos and hanging out with us. Oh, jeez. Isn't that cool? That's awesome. That's cool. What up? What up, P1s? Apparently, there can't be any nose jobs either because somebody needs one.
Nobody needs one. See, how did he get his hair so clean and silky? Yeah. Well, he went on Extreme Makeover Wizard Edition. Wizard Edition. This is sweet. It's Magneto versus Dooku. That's awesome. You know what I'm talking about, Sean? It's like grumpy old men three. Guys are all doing this in diapers. This is actually a Viagra commercial. Yeah. Watch, he can get it up now, watch. He's going to do something with his staff. Back to the corner. Yeah, if I take another step, we've heard it. Oh, he's seen something new. So shiny. Hey. What are you talking about? It's just something Gandalf said. What did he say? I'm thinking about the Prancing Pony, okay?
I don't mean to. We'll get there. We're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen? Oh, oh, please, please, please. Oh, RG. You all, everybody. Come on. The other. You guys got any weed? You've been in the former magazine. Sweet, free cabbage. Oh, oh. I call it a Kaiser plate. And some cavities. And those three bags of potatoes that we left here last week. Oh, now, how did that end up perfectly in his mouth? Holy cow. What do you think, Sean? Come on, Sean. Sean, how much did you stick the whole foot in your mouth? Mushrooms. Oh, Scott, look at that. What up? Ragu.
Yeah, go ahead and run the legal right over this. Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. The official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is KIOZ San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 11 p.m. and 12 a.m. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. We've been on 17 hours, you guys. You're a liar. Anybody want something to drink? I'll take a bourbon on the rocks. No, I don't think you will. Oh, well. Thank you, Rizzle. I'm like a Slurpee. That does sound nice. Did that happen, Rob? Sean, how much to French kiss that bridle? Ew. Don't forget about it.
Orgasm. Oh, yeah. Okay, Eddie. Eddie. That's the pony. Yeah, I can't wait. Let me just slip this bad boy on. You know what I'm talking about? Okay, it's not that kind of ring. Yes, it is. Look at where I'm going to put it on. That's a finger. Never mind. Sorry. If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. Deadwood Chunk. African American. Yeah, exactly. Frodo. You just made that up. You just made that up. Yeah, like, what is that? Buckleberry Fairy. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll be right there, dude. Well, part of the reason is he runs in slow motion. Oh, great observation. Never good. Yeah. Especially when you're being chased. Yeah, it's worse. Nice jump. It's not too easy to jump, too, when you've got nine foot feet. Oh, really?
Brandy Winebridge. Right next to the Hamburger Hill. Here we come. Pancing pony. So close. I'm getting all tingling inside. I know somebody at the door. Hang on. I know the door, man. Carson, let me in. What do you want? Pants two times on the front door if you want me. It's going off in there, guys. Where's your pacifiers? What's the password? Taint. All right, you're in. Come on. Unnecessary. And the passphrase. It ain't my taint. Enter. If you know what I mean.
Ah, yeah. It's all the Bee Gees. What's other gay stuff, Chase? I'm running down to bits. Running out of the gay drinks. We're friends of Gandalf the Grey. Can you tell him we've arrived? Tootie Fruity. I didn't ask for your nickname. Isn't that the chick from Facts of Life? Yeah. Tall people. And the ferret. Now you guys know how I feel when I interview the Chargers. Boo.
My wife will like that one. It's a pint. It comes in pints. Huh? I can get you one. You've got all half already. Austin Robb. There's nothing but staring since we arrived. Okay, yeah, he wants to kick my ass. Fine. Or something else. This is the Prancing Pony. Man in the corner. He's hot. Can you buy him a drink from me? Can we get a lumen onion over here? Yeah. Lumen onion. It's like a petite cut. What do you call them? Petite cut ones? What are those things called? I don't know. I've never ordered one. Shut your mouth. I get the boy size. Sorry. I'll tell you, dude, especially in the prancing pony. You know it, sweetie. I get the man size. That's what I thought it said. I was like, God, that's rude.
We're taking that word back. Oh, you are so stupid. Diarrhea of the mouth, this guy. Yeah, great. Oh, my friend you want to kill? Yeah, he's sitting right over there. You should go kill him now while he's sitting out in the open. Now, how does this fall right on his finger? Yeah, this is so dumb. Come on. And let's put it on. If only carny games were that easy. Uh-oh, throwing up. See, those mushrooms are kicking in. Big time, man. Sweet. Check that out. It's going to take a while. They're running in slow motion, too. Find a trip. Okay. Oh, thank goodness. That's like a giant vagina on the rag. Stop with the vagina references. I'm just saying. I mean, seriously. Listen, that's what I see. I'm sure you do. It's scary. It's frightening. I'm sure you do. A little more caution from you. That is no drinking you carry. I carry nothing.
I can avoid being seen if I wish. Ow. But to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift. There you go. You were in Hill Doggo. Coolest king of all time. He was in Hill Doggo. I like that movie. Gay. What's wrong with that movie? You like a doggo? That was awful. Fuck those horses. Yeah, you're right. Thanks. Oh, really? Will you really? He's scared. Got him now with that stool. Yeah, what, are you going to stool me to death? I've got a stool sample right here. We are in the prancing pony. I'll push this stool in real good. All right. Everybody, I'll be here all night long. That's right, baby. It's just getting started. Great. I'm fired up now. Great. Thank you. So much younger than me, Sky. I never watched Dallas. Heard about it. That old show, Dallas. Oh.
Except we're not really there anyway. That's a stabbing cabin. Oh, my God. Like 12 or... Jeez. It's going off in here. Not so much. They look like the Ya-Ya Sisterhood sitting together like that. Hi. Does anyone know what he's talking about? That's all I hear right now. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's get back to the prancing bony. Still early. Creditors. You're so mysterious. Yeah, he is. That's why I like him, Scott. Yeah. Sawyer's kind of like that, too. You think? Yes. Del, is that 760-858 or 619?
It's 760. Yeah, North County, definitely. It is North County, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Sean, isn't that where, like, Archie and Jughead are from, Livendale? Help me out here, man. I don't know. You're so stupid. Here we go, Mikey. Second breakfast. Second breakfast. Mikey has second breakfast every day. What about ninth breakfast? Eleventy. There you go. Fuji apple. Dude, cut your nails. Manicure, nice Coke finger. Seriously, don't say it. Don't say it, Eddie. It's a bowling ball. He just said Cosima's good. Everybody else awake in the room? You guys all right? All right, just checking. Help yourself to goodies if you guys want. That's what all this food's for, please. You're such a good hostess.
Well, I don't want it just to go to waste. Like, what if people are hungry? You know? What's for? Come on. Does this make you mad, Sky? Is it a hippie? Cutting down the trees and all that stuff. Oh, yeah, dude. Like when they have that one, what is it, the second one where the trees walk and stuff? Yeah. I feel for him, man. Well, it's not a documentary, just to give you the heads up. What? This isn't real. Didn't happen? No. How about that part in the movie where they go to Fallujah and kill all the Iraqis? Wait, I don't remember that part. Even with the rain showing, it doesn't get clean. Yeah, my Aunt Carmen. Dude, that's so rude. What? I know your Aunt Carmen. That's awful. Me too. I mean, she does look like that, but you don't have to say it. Hey, Eddie. God. I'm so mean. It's not like what they don't? Shower, yes. Okay. Pop-up tents there? No, no umbrellas, nothing. You did not. I think he did. Yeah, I think he did too. I don't know why it shocks me anymore. Don't you take me too fast. These are the gayest weapons I could find. They're all for you. Nice. Sean going back to San Jose.
Going to find his voice box. You ain't going to find it. Oh, dummies. Now, they were cooking bacon and tomatoes. Anyone? Ah, yes. Anyone? One of the best breakfasts ever. Cancerous. Got our dull swords here. Yeah. And we got our nail clippers. These ought to work good. Thanks, Aragon. Thanks for the nail file. We should do great with these. Open a salon. I can't even open my envelopes of those. Right. At least they don't look menacing or anything. Oh, my. Now, didn't Chase wear that glove on Halloween? Yes. I think he did, yeah. Okay. I was making sure. I didn't notice that. They're the ya-ya sisterhood. You got him now, Sam. Yeah. Frodo. Yeah, piss him off. That should work. Oh. Why the fall? Why did you fall? Yeah. Out of all times to fall. I mean, come on. His feet are nine feet long. That's right. Oh, yeah. Pull the...
ring out and wave it around, dude. You guys interested in this thing? Hey, anyone? That'd be like me whipping out a joint right now in front of the sky. Like, hey, you can't have this. You know, the ultimate joint of power. Yeah. The one joint to smoke them all out. Oh, I'm in on that. Oh, later. I can still see you, dumbhead. Ha ha, we're dead too in the little world of the foggy London town. Foggy London town. Hey, what's cooking, good looking? My favorite. That's awesome. Uh-oh. My uncle Carmen. Yeah, that would hurt. It always hurts the first time, dude. With that, dude, sword of death. Yeah, with the Nazgul. Is it called the sword of death? No, I just made that up. As opposed to that sword of life they have over there? Yeah. Yeah, you think Tolkien was sitting around going, what's that going on? Sword of death. That sounds good. Good thing the Nazgul has AIS. My headphone's just dead. Yeah. I think we unplugged something over here. There we go. Hello. Is that working? Tattoo's on fire. I didn't do it. This guy did it. I didn't touch the thing, man. This guy, why are you doing that? I didn't do nothing. It's this one right here. This one right here died.
Can people hear me on the radio right now? Eddie, can you hear me? I think it's just this headphone console thing went out. Aw. Help her. There we go. Hey, there we go. Thanks, man. Yeah, I get here perfectly. And we're back. You were never away. What? I was. Where'd you go, dude? My own little special place. When are we going to sync up Pink Floyd to the wall with this? I got you. Awesome. And ladies and gentlemen, Clear Channel San Diego's building. Would you like to be hired to be one of these singers? Okay. Unnecessary. Yeah, thank you. All right, we get it. You won Mikey Idol. Yeah, seriously. Rub it in a little more. You're the best singer ever. We all suck. Great. I was robbed. We have an elephant bug. Go ahead. Talk to him. Talk to him.
That's Clear Channel San Diego. And now we go live to the Raiders parking lot. So that's how paper is made. And that, Rob, is how a bill becomes a law. That was a good one, take five. Oh, all right. Hey, it's a joke. That's right. It's a beautiful thing. All right, Sean, how much to stick that whole thing in your mouth? Poo babies. Poo babies. So gross. Now it's the dookie monster. All for the Chicago Bulls. Scotty Pippen. He's going cold.
If we only had a daughter of a famous lead singer. Whoa. Look at this guy. You got Frodo. You got Pippin. Sam. Don't forget Mary. Steve and Phil. Isn't it like Samwise? Yes, it is. Samwise Ganji. Samwise. Samwise Ganji. Oh, oh, look at this. Well, something's going on here. She's beautiful. Take it easy. Well, this movie. Lesbo. I'm just saying. Oh, stupid. Who likes her? She's Alicia Silverstone. On music video, dude. Dude, lady. Love you in an elevator.
Rob thinks subtitles are funny. Yeah. If he played that backwards, he says, don't push the button. The button's back. No doubt. Just heads up. Here, open his one. Let me spit. Yeah, varicose veins not looking good. I've been looking for you for two days. Where are you taking? There are five razors. I heard you got a P in it.