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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 29
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Lord of the Rings commentaryMovie spoofs and parodiesRadio show marathonPop culture referencesCharacter impressionsHost banter and argumentsIrish stereotypesCelebrity mentionsDrug humorFast food jokeslord of the ringsfellowship of the ring
The hosts, primarily Rob and Skye, provide a running, irreverent commentary on "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" during a 28-hour marathon broadcast. They frequently interrupt the movie with absurd observations, personal anecdotes, and jokes, often involving Frodo's supposed drug use, the characters' appearances, and an ongoing bit about the Irish being drunk. Rob often takes offense or makes outlandish claims, like being the "leader of all men," while Skye attempts to narrate or explain the movie, leading to playful arguments and accusations of ruining the plot. The show also features various pop culture references and inside jokes among the staff, including Eddie, Scott, and Ashley. The broadcast marks the official midnight point of their marathon, with 10 hours remaining.
What happened, in order
Frodo's Bad Trip & Horse Race
Rob and the hosts begin by discussing "Hidalgo" but quickly pivot to "Lord of the Rings," with Rob betting on a white horse and joking that Frodo is on a bad trip from mushrooms and acid.
Young Guns & Movie Ruiners
The hosts continue watching LOTR, making references to "Young Guns" and accusing Scott of ruining the movie's plot, while Rob bets on Steven Tyler's daughter.
Frodo's Demise & Ashley's Pee Break
The hosts joke about Ashley needing to use the restroom during the movie and playfully debate whether Frodo is dead, with Rob being asked to sing "If This Is It."
Hobbit Real Estate & Fashion
The hosts discuss the cost of a house and then mock hobbit fashion, comparing Bilbo Baggins' tale to shopping at "Short and Squatty" and L.L. Bean in the Shire.
Keebler Elves & Failing Men
The hosts mock the serious tone of the movie, wondering why the Keebler elves aren't helping and Rob taking offense to the "race of men failing," claiming to be their leader.
Bombing Mordor & Elven Soul Food
Rob makes controversial jokes about bombing Mordor and "Afghan-a-door," while other hosts make light of the movie's dialogue with references to Stephen Wright and "chicken soup for the elven soul."
Middle-Earth Fast Food & Gimli's Insult
The hosts imagine fast-food chains like Burger King, Wendy's, and Arby's in Middle-Earth, and one host jokingly renames Gimli as "Gimli, son of bitch."
Mordor's Gates & Pubes
The hosts mock the dramatic line "One does not simply walk into Mordor," making jokes about pubes and a "smooth man" in the council.
Irish Potato Famine & Golden Girls
The hosts continue their running gag about the Irish, joking about the potato famine and how they would fight, comparing the scene to an episode of "The Golden Girls."
Mines of Gloria & Phallic Rocks
The hosts make fun of Gandalf's hair and suggest a VO5 hot oil treatment for Emily, then point out "penis rock" and other phallic imagery in the movie's scenery.
Midnight Marathon & Remaining Hours
The show officially hits midnight, marking the 28-hour marathon's progress, with Drew Brees making a cameo and the hosts confirming they have 10 hours left.
People mentioned
RobSkyeEddieScottAshleySeanSissyEmilyMikeyDrew BreesEmilio EstevezKiefer SutherlandSteven TylerRon HubbardLisaBilbo BagginsSamGandalfSauronSarumanKeebler elvesStephen WrightIsildurMel GibsonDonna FryOrlando BloomGimliLord ElrondMichael J. FoxMalloryTina YeatherMeredith BaxterBernieBea ArthurWhitney HoustonUncle CleophasAragornMike TysonCherOzzyShaqThe RockVladi Divac
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I want to see if Sean went back to California. Oh, wait. We're in California. Here, dude. You don't have to protect her. She's a strong, independent woman. Do you have to be a beating even during this? I'm just saying. He's trying to stop her. She's got it. She'll do better than him. Watch. Watch, Eddie. Okay. I'm just going to show you what's up. The dude was Hidalgo. That's bomb. He could race. He loved the painted horse. What the hell are you talking about? Hidalgo. Oh, my God. He wants to set the Mustangs free. All right. See? Frodo is on a bad trip right now, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. You see how many mushrooms it is? Dude, seriously. You're supposed to eat, like, half of one. Like, just throw up and you'll feel better, dude. Dude, that's the most acid I've ever seen anybody take. Uh-oh. I got my money on the white horse. That's right, B-Rom. Come on.
Rob literally picking a horse. There's Emilio Estevez and Kiefer Sutherland. Well, no, that's a different movie. I love that movie. It's called Young Guns, guys. Thanks for helping me out. I know. You just didn't feel like saying it? I'm watching my horse. Oh, sorry. Jeez, I got a lot of money going on this one. You do? Oh, oh, it's not looking so good, Frodo. Just give him. Give him up. Right there. No. Why? Who cares? Because he's going to save Middle Earth, dude. How do you know? Well, that's the plan. He's their only hope. Haven't you been paying attention? Yeah, thanks for ruining the movie for us, Scott. I didn't say if he would or not. I said he's trying. He's the only hope. Come on. Come on, white horse. Rounding corner number four. And down the stretch they come. It's Steven Tyler's daughter in the lead. Watch this, dude. Yeah, what do you think we're doing? I'm not over here baking a casserole, Skye. I'm watching the movie. She's going to do some crazy stuff right here. Come on. What the hell are you talking about? Proud of my girl. Watch her. This is not a feminist meeting. It's Lord of the Rings. Do you understand? A little of both. No. No. Check it out, dude. Hardly. Look at her. Oh.
Here we go. Whoa. I bet if Ashley were in here, she'd get up and go pee right now. Oh, yeah, she'd definitely have to take a piss. Right now. Right at Raging Waters this summer. Just do that from the beginning. That's a good question, huh? Stupid. Wait, one of you failed. He died. No, he did not. All right, movie's over, everybody. Thanks for coming in. Oh, stop it. Stop it. Sorry to end on a downer. Hey. But, you know, what are you going to do? My girl's going to make it happen. You don't worry. Frodo's dead. Movie's over. He's not. Look, watch. Oh, I'm crying. I don't know. I guess I can. I'm so sad. Rob, can you do a little If This Is It? If This Is It? Okay. No, no. It was a joke. All right. Hey. We're good. Just kidding. We got it. All right. It's a pivotal moment. I don't want to see Frodo. Go.
Mr. Anderson. Oh, hilarious. Oh. Ron Hubbard. Wow. That's awkward. I think his place would be nicer than that. Yeah. Lisa's PJs. The house Dianetics belt. What if he woke up in the middle of the night and saw that chick standing over your bed? That'd freak me out. That chick right there with the beard? That's awesome. Rob just got that. Rob's on seven second delay. You idiot. I'm sorry for that. You're just coming down, bro. It's all good. No. Sodom is not lightly thrown aside. Elderly abuse. Seriously. It's over. Embrace the power.
Oh, yeah. Later. I love that move. Yeah? You want to do that in one of your movies, V-Rod? Yeah, it's like one of my signature moves. It's called The Jump. Nice. If you look closely, you can see the people from Alive. What is it? I farted. SBD. Oh. They gave you mascara, too. I'm so hopped up on morphine out right now, bro. Whoa. That's a huge forehead. Nice braids, dude. They're hot. Mr. Anderson? I'm not kidding. I'd move there tomorrow. I'm in. I mean, Brent's...
You know, it's decent. Shotgun side, Cliff. Mm-hmm. That goes for about 5.5 mil. Yeah. Cotton leash. Conservatively. My uncle, who I forget his name. Nice shawl. Yeah. It's like one of the elder Beejans. See, that's a shawl, not a poncho. Shut up. That's the difference, dude. A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins. Yeah, how original. Yeah, they were back again. Great name. Jeez. How about a story written by a hobbit? Is it like, Tom, to see the Lonely Mountain again? You got old. He's shopping. Hobbit Gap? He shops at the Short and Squatty. L.L. Bean in the Shire?
I spent all my childhood pretending I was my son. You're still a child. Off with you on one of your adventures. Remember when you went to Fresno? It was Lodi. Right, I'm straight. Uh-oh. This is the extended edition. I want to be unprepared. I thought you wanted to see the old salmon. I do, more than anything. I think they overhemmed your pants there, Sam. Nice highwaters. Yeah. Expecting a flood in Rivendell? Well, it is Rivendell. It's not Floodndell? Kind of looks like your outfit when you went to school, Mikey. That's enough. Remember you said your mom made you wear highwaters? That's enough. What we set out to do, we'll be safe in Rivendell.
Let's make out. One day you will play for Notre Dame. The Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience towards evil. It is a burden you should never have had to bear. We can ask no more. We can ask. The enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the east. His eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin. And like your hairline. No! What about the Keebler elves? Yeah, what about those guys?
They're busy making cookies, dude. Somebody write them. I'm not just the Elven Hair Club president. Everyone rides in slow motion. The in thing. Uh-oh, there he is. Look at those ears, dude. They're so erect. Seriously. They're short. But fun to point at and laugh. Not very quick, though. The race of men is failing. I'll say. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. It's pride and dignity forgotten. I take offense to that. Oh, no. Here we go. I'm the leader of all men. Well, not Middle Earth, dude. Like hell. Hey, you are not involved in Middle Earth. You may be in the Middle East, but you stay out of Middle Earth. Same thing.
Well, no. I'll just bomb this place, too. Oh, no. Not a good idea. Strength. A bunch of tail heads. These people are... No! They're like elves and hobbits and stuff. I'm gonna bomb Mordor's stand. Well, no. It's Mordor. Afghan-a-door. No. Is that Stephen Wright thinking about throwing it into the fire? Yes. Yeah, we get it. Your pronunciation's perfect. Oh, just catching up on your Shakespeare? Seriously. Chicken soup for the elven soul. How to save mellow earth for dummies.
Well, yeah, it's a knife, dildo. Funny. No more than a broken. Oh, look out, look out, bro. What have you done, klutz? It's a knife. Not cool, man. Coming to someone else's house. They like you. It's a sword. That's true. There's a broad behind you, dude. She's a lady. Thank you very much. There's a broad behind you. If you just turn around right now, there's a... Whoa, Tyler. I told you. Holy crap. You are Isildur's heir. Oh. Not Isildur himself. What did you say about Isildur's hair? Oh, not that. The same blood flows in my veins. Howardly blood, is that what you're trying to say? Your time will come. That's right. I'm sorry, what? I don't. I don't speak Chinese, lady. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Latin, Greek, Mexican, Spanish, what?
Hey, Mel Gibson, thanks for the subtitles. If I start crying right now, you guys won't think any less of me, right? Dude, come on. Knock it off. Oh, go for it, dude. Support you. Okay, not if you're going to cry like that. Too much snot. Ew. That's plastic. Want to buy one of those? That's awesome. You are the best, Eddie. You are the best. You are the best. You are the best. What? I thought it was sweet. It was. It's beautiful. He's kidding, you guys. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Didn't he get it delivered to the station? Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. Get out!
Plastic costume jewelry lady. Be sure and hawk this. Like not. Oh, that's pretty. Strangers from distant lands. Yeah, here. Here to answer the threat of Mordor. Right, we get the whole diction thing, okay? Mordor. Night. San Diego City Council. Donna Fry's the dude. I'm still. Bring forth. Proudo doesn't look happy. Yeah, what, this little thing? Well, he moves the slow motion sky. Oh, that's right. Blow me a smoke. Don't throw up your... Overdramatic. Um, I didn't call on you. Hey, speak out of turn, guys. Sit down. Yeah, hello. There's a lot of people here that didn't just stand up and start speaking. Like Orlando Bloom.
Yeah. If anything, the cute people should go first. Anyway, Orlando. I remember you from Crimson Tide. We're in Elizabethtown. Neither of these guys are talking about. Well, you should put a Burger King in. They're delicious. That's what he's talking about. And Gondor has a Wendy's, a Jack in the Box. Got all of them. Let's get a Burger King in there. You have only one choice. Wendy's, they were the first to have Arby's. Well, it's delicious. Misty Montana's. Delicious. That Alvin horsey sauce. Ah, you idiot. Migraine. You want the good acts. Oh, man. You cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Groy, by any crowd. Oh, come on.
Gimli, son of bitch. And that's the tiara talking. One of you. Is that right? Pretty as princess? One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. You have a flair for the dramatic. Sounds like alcohol. Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed. Do you even have pubes? Sit down. What? A man that is smooth, take your seat. Oh, nice spit. Did he pick that out? Trying to get him to fight. You're not kidding, Elrond. Funny if you just stuck it in this mouth and swallowed it.
Michael J. Fox is trying to say something. I will take the ring to Mulder. With who, Mallory? Yeah. Great. Tina Yeather is going to show you the way. Just ask Meredith Baxter. Bernie, I'm sure she'd be happy to take it. Bank, bank, bank. Bank, bank. On your sword, thank you. I don't swing that way. You just broke it, a-hole. Talking about my deodorant. Tell you what, I won't call you big guy. You don't call me little one. His little turdling friend. The dookie twins. The Irish showed up.
Weren't they wiped out by a potato? How are they going to help? You know, there's going to be a fight. Us and our whiskey. Do they have any say on what the name of the fellowship is? Push up your dukes. Push them up. What are we talking about? I'm going to fight like a man. I'll box your ears. It's cabbage day. It's so light. Yeah, yeah, made by the elbows. Elbows turned into Bea Arthur. That's awesome. Suddenly this is an episode of the Golden Girls. Yeah. Oh, oh, I've seen this one. This is where the one... You're going to wear that while you fight, too? Give me this nice little nightgown. Gives you an envelope opener. Try it on. See if it fits over your bra. Yeah.
What, he's got a third nipple? Yes, Rob. That is scary. Hey, hey, hey. Eat that kind of movie. Yeah, come on. Look out. Love it. I'm so ashamed. I've been there before. Wow. That move right there was called the Whitney Houston. Aw, brutal. Anybody here remember Sean? Who's that? Which one was he in the movie? I haven't pooped in a week. A week? Yes. Fruit juice isn't working. I would throw a massive party there. Check it out. It's the original boy band. Nice. I miss Ashley. What is she doing?
She's doing behind-the-scenes work without her sleeping. I don't know. Can I go do some behind-the-scenes work? Yeah, me too. I'm in on that. I'm going to put up my finger quotes. Behind-the-scenes work. Is that what Sean's doing? I don't know what Sean is doing. We're a good chunk through this movie, aren't we? Yeah. Want me to start it from the beginning? We're going to have to legal ID pretty soon, right? Sissy will tell us. Yeah, she's on it, dude. All right. If our luck holds, the gap of ruin will still be open to us. Damn, that looks good. Oh, delicious. Yeah, right next to his hairy feet. Yeah. Sweet chorizo. Bunch of turds on a piece of wood. Looks great. Thanks. You know, Mikey, the refugees from the hurricane would really, they would like something like that, okay? So, you know, beggars can't be choosers. I see what you're saying. They're not refugees. The long way round, Gandalf.
We could pass through the mines of Gloria. Yeah, okay, and you could wash your hair. Conditioner, look into it, buddy. How about a VO5 hot oil treatment for you, Emily? Amen, sister. Let's see, if I stand up here on the top of this rock, I'm hotter. Oh, oh, oh, in the shit. Oh, oh, oh, we got you. Oh, it's so funny. Those Irish, they're always drunk. I love those guys. The McKinley brothers. Looks like Mike Tyson let the coop loose again. Nice penis rock. Everything's so phallic in this movie. What's up with that? Ladies and gentlemen, the Atlanta Falcons. Come on, Mexico. Passage south is being watched. We must take the path of tenethers. A what? I'm sorry. The path of what? I don't have any shoes on. Take a what? The path of Cher's puss. Wait a minute. That's awful. Aw, dude. I know she's old, but I mean. Hey. Clumsy. Those Irish. They're always drunk. The whole movie. The whole movie. Oh, no. Oh, this is when it goes awry.
Things go a little south here. Are you going to narrate the entire movie, Skye? I mean, we can see. I just get excited. I get excited when things happen. See? You're listening to the 28-hour show right now if you're just tuning in. We're watching Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Rings. Is that what this is? That's right. Oh. What did you think? I thought it was home movies. Oh. You thought this was someone's family we were watching? Well, Busted Robs. That's my uncle Cleophas. Who? Aragorn. Aragorn. He's Irish. He's always drunk. Oh. Bite. Oh, so demeaning. Nice hubcap. And I'd totally slide down that mountain on that thing. It's not a saucer, Rob. It could be, though. It's a good Halliburton. Thank you every year. Last year, the Death Star. You're so stupid. Just wait till next year, dude. Won't be a next year. Hopefully not. There's a pink pot. Forget it. Oh, yeah. Dig with that stick, dude. All right. That's going to help you through. Hey. You sounded dirty. You dirty. Aw, he's carrying the babies.
They're not babies. Oh, they're not. There's a foul voice on the air. Foul voice on the air. Bummer. You know, Gandalf, your hat weighs 55 pounds. If you just left that behind, you guys would move faster. You would have been there already. And how is that hat not blowing off? That's a good question. Bobby pins. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You know, where's the door up to the roof? Where's the elevator? And there's no golf ball in that thing. Duck. That won't do. Foul voice again. Well, normally a foul voice is Sean, but he's not here. No. It's no cone. Don't eat the yellow kind. I just wrote my name. Where Ozzy got the inspiration for the song.
We cannot pass over the mountain. Let us go under it. Let us go through the mines of Moria. You're such a homer. No kidding. Jeez. Yeah, we get it. You're from there. It's not that cool. We get it. Enough already. Are we going to hang out with your uncles and your aunts and all that? The darkness of Khazad-dum. You ever see that Shaq movie, Khazad-dum? No. Isn't that Khazad? Oh. Wasn't The Rock just in the movie because of doom? Ah, yes. The doom. Damn it. Oh, Frodo said it. Submit. The place is badass. A coal mine. Things for briquettes there. Good place. Oh, there it is. It has its own singers. Doom. Those sensor lights. It's pretty sweet. Laws of duty. Laws of duty.
What do you suppose that? I'm drunk. Is that Yugoslavian? The password is Vladi Divac. No place for a party. The show 28-hour marathon is brought to you by KSWB Channel 569. Tune in Thursday night for Smallville at 8 o'clock. Official home of the Mikey Show 28-hour marathon is KIOZ. San Diego's Rock. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 12 a.m. and 1 a.m. Hey, everybody, Drew Brees here. Shut up. It is officially midnight. Holy crap. Shut up. Which means that we officially have 10 hours to go. Who's beeping? 10 hours? That's right. Isn't that impossible? Well, I'll tell you this, Eddie. We get through the next five hours and we're pretty much home free.