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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 30
2005
28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Movie commentaryLord of the RingsStudio anticsInside jokesCharacter analysis (comedic)Food and drinkPop culture referencesSleep and exhaustionSexual innuendoDrug referencesradio showfantasy
The hosts provide an irreverent, running commentary on a fantasy movie, likely Lord of the Rings, making jokes about the characters' actions, appearances, and the plot. Throughout the show, they weave in personal anecdotes and inside jokes, such as Sean and Bobby Colonel sleeping in the studio, Boston Rob bringing a girl in, and recurring mentions of "Aunt Carmen" and "Sky's whip." The commentary often veers into absurd scenarios, like Gandalf's "plan" to stay quiet and Frodo's supposed "hickey." They also make various pop culture comparisons, from Owen Wilson to a Mormon temple resembling "Keebler City." The broadcast captures a chaotic and humorous atmosphere among the hosts.
What happened, in order
Frodo in Peril & Sleepy Youngins
The hosts begin their irreverent commentary on a fantasy movie scene, joking about a "phallic thing" grabbing Frodo and questioning why "youngins" are always falling asleep.
Brownies and Bilbo's Missed Chance
A discussion about who brought brownies to the studio leads to jokes about food choices and Bilbo's failure to kill a character when he had the chance.
Minds Memorial Party Plans
The hosts fantasize about throwing an epic, drug-fueled party at the Minds Memorial, complete with "chiffon everywhere and beer" and "dropping some E."
Sean & Bobby Colonel Sleeping
The crew discusses finding Sean and Bobby Colonel asleep in various parts of the studio, leading to jokes about them being "wasted."
Mork is Close & Mr. Happy
The hosts react to a glowing object in the movie, connecting it to Mork (Robin Williams) and making a joke about "Mr. Happy."
Battle Scene & Creature's Wig
During a battle scene, the hosts joke about "Aunt Carmen" and "Sky's whip," then suggest the ugly creature needs a "mullet wig."
Fellowship & Rob's Exit
The hosts sarcastically praise the "fellowship" for sticking together, then comment on Rob's departure to "go smoke" amidst jokes about fans and "Aunt Carmen."
Gandalf's Brilliant Plan
The crew mocks Gandalf's "plan" to simply "stay real quiet" to avoid detection, suggesting even Horace could come up with such a strategy.
Rob Brings a Girl & 'Fly, You Fools'
The hosts express shock and amusement when Rob apparently brings a girl into the studio, then comment on the iconic "Fly, you fools" line.
Frodo's Hickey & Gimli's Slurring
Jokes about Frodo being suicidal and having a "hickey" lead to further banter about Gimli slurring his words and the possibility of shrooms and acid.
Mormon Temple & Smurfs
The hosts make a series of pop culture comparisons, including Owen Wilson, Un-American Idol, and a Mormon temple looking like "Keebler City" where "Smurfs live."
Crimping Iron & Aragorn's Crying
The segment features a humorous search for a "crimping iron" and jokes about Aragorn being a "boring character" who needs to "quit your crying, bro."
People mentioned
SeanCarolBobby ColonelAshleyEddieBoston RobRobSkySkyeMikeHoraceAunt CarmenJoan RiversRobin WilliamsOrlando BloomOwen WilsonCaseyCatherine Hepburn
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I think people get it. Yeah. They would understand. Yeah. Oh. Ah, the clapper. Mm. Uh-oh. The Energizer staff. Sean would not be staying there. It's a tube. Oh. Kidding? Sean's not staying here. It's DiGiorno. Yes. Sure. You should never have come. Sissy, can I go poop? Hey. I just did. Ew.
Oh, what just happened? What's going on? Oh, that can't be good. Another big phallic thing. Grabbing Frodo. Carol's going to stop that thing. Just get your slingshot out, huh? Now you guys are really screwed. Yeah. Oh, what are you going to do? Make out? Guess we've got to go to Home Depot. One choice. Misface the long dark. Be on your guard. And follow things than orcs. Like Joan Rivers. Right? Aww. Those glow sticks would come in handy right about now, huh? It's like going to El Paso. Jesus. Hmm. Called Southwest. Yeah, no kidding. Probably colonels. Falling asleep. Idiots. Busting out to sleep. What? One. She's trying to get some rest. What's up with these youngins all falling out? Seriously, man. Aren't they supposed to be the party ones? Don't they, like, do this every weekend? I know it, man. Come on. I'm normally in bed by eight.
Whatever you guys do, don't think about your comfortable beds right now. You a-hole. You're a dick, man. That's the worst thing you could have ever done. I'm telling you. Oh, man. Oh, what's over here? Yeah, how about it, dude? I don't know. I just had Kit Kat and... Not Carmen. Stop with that. He was never good. Oh, I'll have some wine. I bet he Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance. Talking to anybody in particular? Talking to my wife. Oh. Honey, what's he saying here? He was asking what these were. I told him they were brownies, and then he can't decide whether he wants that or donuts or nothing. Who brought brownies? I did. I have no idea. Help yourselves. Look out. Look, I don't know. We found those in the parking lot.
What did House of Blues bring? Oh. They brought some big thing. And they brought something, too. Break out the pacifiers and the glow sticks. Oh, yeah. Come to me. They're going to be there for four days. They might as well. Yeah. You know, one night. We're going to have a party here in the Minds Memorial like they've never had before. Chiffon everywhere and beer. Drop some E. Little acts, yeah. That'd be awesome. Just touch me, Gandalf. I'm on X. What? Just touch me. Grab my arm, please. I have to throw up. Hold my hair back. The air doesn't smell so what down here? Foul. I like the clear channel bathrooms, that's for sure. I'm about to go do that in a minute. Can you wake Sean up when you do? Hey, Sean.
I don't know. Is he sleeping? I don't know. I think maybe in your office, but I saw Bobby Colonel sleeping. Nice. Where was Bobby Colonel sleeping? In the production studio with Ashley. Ashley is sleeping too? Ashley's awake. Where do you think Sean is? I think he's in your office. Why do you think that? Because I was just walking back to the bathroom way back there. And he wasn't anywhere back there, so unless he's outside, then he must be in your office. I think it's gone. No. These guys are so wasted. That's like a seven-year-old right there. He's dead, Eddie. Those are his boys. They have short lifespans anyways, those guys. That's true. He was only supposed to live about 20 minutes longer. I'm an illusion.
I'm in a glass box of emotion. Side. Sidewalk ends. I've read this already. This is a good one. You guys, come here. Dear God, it's me, Margaret. In one thing, we blunders bowling. And then what? Oh, you dumb. Turd. Dummykin. Hammered. What happened? Don't worry about it. Sure will be fine now that you've done that. You've only disturbed every creepy, crawly, dungeness thing in here. He's Irish. What do you expect? He's always drunk, right, Boston Rob? You know it. He's going to get a spanking. Oh, we're good. Oh, man. Guess nothing happened. Anyway.
Throw yourself in next time. Rid us of your stupidity. Hey. That's going a little far. You know what? Fine. Maybe I will. Fine. Really? I call CPS. Oh, you are a stupid hobbit. Oh, now it's glowing. Great. Uh-huh. You know what that means? Yeah, it means Mork is close. Wait. It's different. So that thing glows when Robin Williams gets close? That's right. Is that the deal? Oh, Mr. Happy. Did you like that one, Eddie? Almost they're happy. Not really. I'm just being honest. Wow. Look at those little guys. You have to laugh every time. What a motley crew. Have you ever seen this, Rob? Yeah. Okay. Which is funny. So serious. We'll kill them with our letter openers. Now it's over.
You got a little something in your eye, dude. Yeah, right here. I just want to... Maybe a little visine. It's a great paddle scene. Get him. You guys have any envelope? No. Ew, it's my Aunt Carmen. Hey. That's the last one. Now the badass is here. Ouch. Must take huge dumps. Two at a time, eh? Great battle scene. That's the same whip that Sky uses on Ramsey. That's right. Enough. Not doing that. Here it is. Oh, that hurts. Right in the noggin, dude. I think I'm getting the hang of this. Really? After 90 of them? It's like me with no makeup. That thing is ugly. Smells them, though. It needs a wig. A wig? Yeah, you know.
Like, what kind of wig are we talking? Mullet wig. Anything. That'd be sweet. A mullet wig. Yeah. Maybe a little trucker hat. Okay. Sunglasses. I don't know. Make him look cool when he's fighting. All right. Great. Your boyfriend's here. Thank God. That's right. Save the day. Your boyfriend's unconscious. Oh, no. Oh, here comes the trig. That didn't work. Does that thing remind you of the guy from Goonies? Yeah, a little bit. Reminds me of an English teacher I had. Baby Root. Oh, now you made him mad. Now the two midgets will kill you. Frodo. Pull that thing out. Oh, save that tape. This is the hardest level to get past in the video game. Took me forever. That hurts, yeah. That'll do it. Right in the neck, yeah. In the neck. Now he turns into Kirk Douglas. Dude. Root.
And then he talks better. Great fellowship. Thanks. Thanks for sticking together, dicks. Oscar. He's alive. We're on our test. Good thing I'm not a wild boar. Good thing I'm wearing this blouse. You have to rub your nipples like that? Look, everybody, glitter. Bye, Rob. He's out. Oh, yeah, right. Have a good one. Have a good one. Gotta go smoke. Stop it. I'm enjoying it. Sorry about that. I'm enjoying it. Like me getting through a mall, all my fans. Oh, give me a break. Okay. All your fans from your renegade days. Oh, please. Let's not even go there. Give me a break. Geez, I ain't going anywhere in this town. Yeah, I'm sure.
Sign this, sign that. Okay. My Aunt Carmen. I said that. Come on. Oh, God. No more. Thank you. This is like Skye showing up at one of my appearances. See you, everybody. There all my fans go. Yeah, oh, that's so hilarious. It's so funny, Eddie. It's like I forgot to laugh. Seriously, man. If we all just stay real quiet, won't see us. That's right, Gandalf. Think it to death. That's your game plan? Good one. Glad we bought Gandalf. Glad we took time to think of that. Thanks, old guy. Wizard with a plan. Run. Horace could have come up with that one. I got a good one. Should we scream, too? Here's our new plan. Panic! Hey, everybody. Freak out.
Oh, oh, Gandalf. Yeah, what's your next plan? The picture's near. All right, everyone, be extremely tense. You're going to get hit. Breaking it. Yeah, breaking it off. Jackass. Oh, nice shot. For reference. Keep going, keep going. It's real smart, you guys. Save Frodo till last. He's only the most important. He's only the guy that your entire future's banked on. Seriously. Now they're way screwed. Let's see this thing. Come on. It's a really bad day. I remember when Clear Channel got rid of almost everybody in programming last year. That was a good day. That was pretty crazy. Let's ride it out, dude. Hang ten. Real. That's real. That really happened, Mike. Yep, they filmed it on location. No doubt. In Moria. That's going to cost the taxpayers a pretty bad day.
Don't worry, Halliburton will take care of it. All right. We all got to have our Aunt Carmen Mikey. That's scary. Ladies and gentlemen, a sheep? Aries is attacking. Isn't it Taurus? Another fragile bridge. How many of these are there? Seriously. It's a very brittle place. Pick this joint. And was it union or non-union workers? Who are you to say who passes and who doesn't? Yeah. Gandalf. Elitist. I'm a flamer. I think so. That's why he's so pissed. Ares don't take that crap, dude. No wonder he's not letting him in. Don't say it. By the shadow, he means alcohol. Sky, that's your whip. We all know it. Shut up. You got the whip, you got a better bond.
What is that that Rob just showed up with? A girl. Are you kidding me? Rob just bring a girl in here? Oh, my God. You are unreal. Well, I'm always working something out. Oh, no. I've always got something going on. Something in the hopper. In the wakes. What did he say? Fly or run? Fly, you fools. It's okay, Frodo. It's not your fault. That was Southwest's moniker for a while. It was. Is this Ace of Base in the background? Don't turn around. Okay. You're now free to move about the brittle cave. Bing. How about these singers? How much they get paid? Swin the can. You got it. Yeah, we're good, dude. No, I mean, we're okay. Seriously. Hey, we're good. I like it. All right.
Everybody's very... Tear jerker. Yeah, shook up, dude. Look at that guy. He's hammered. And he's crying in slow motion. He's pissed they ran out of scotch. Why? Faster. Hey, he's trying to save them all. They just ran out of liquor. People see Orlando Bloom in airports and still say that to them. You kid them up. Yeah, do you do anything around here, dude? Why don't you get him up? Hey, you're in charge. Oh, Frodo's suicidal, dude. No. Hey, it's not worth it, man. You curly-haired geek. Oh. Frodo, you got a little dirt right here. Is that a hickey? Rob, is that a hickey? Duh. Rob, you would know. Is that a hickey? Yeah. Hey, girl, let's just shut up with Rob. Let me check your neck. I'll compare. Oh, my. I'll compare.
Hickey Mountain. I'll be your guide. Regolas. Watch out for raptors. Smart. I get you from the side, Rob. Yeah, I know. I seen. Just letting you know, bro. Can't see if you don't move. Sorry, what? You guys slurring all over the place. Apparently they didn't run out of scotch. Try walking a straight line there, Gimli. Sean, how much to stick his whole nose in? He's not here. At least somebody got back into the shrooms. All right. How much for the acid, Frodo? Flashbacks. I'm sorry, Frodo. How much for the acid? We always have to have such gay looks about everything. Oh, hey. Oh, hi. Hello.
These ones are perilous. We should go back. Then to the realm of the lady. Are you only saying that because there's arrows pointed at your eyeballs? Is that Owen Wilson? Let's go see her. Singers got paid, guys. Here, let me try it out myself. Un-American Idol. Yeah, that's great. You're the best. We suck. We get it. How much do you want to bet this guy's taking him to a drag review? Chase. Is this a scene from Star Wars? That's the Matrix. That's how the babies are made. Welcome to the Keebler City. We elves pride ourselves on our lights and cookies. That's what it looks like when you go into that Mormon temple right there. That's right, on the five. I've always wondered. I'm serious, I'm serious. My wife says Smurfs live in there. What? Aren't you Catherine Hepburn? Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire...
Casey? What the hell? What are you doing here? Loves your work in American beauty. Yeah. The edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it'll fail. Yeah, way to speak. Talking about butter and knife and I don't know what the hell. Just tell us what we need to do. Listen, I'm as hungry as the next guy, lady. We've been living off his scotch. Need something to soak up all this booze. Yeah, me. What are you looking at? Over here. Hey. Oh, baby. Whoa. Flashback. Nice skirt. That's the guy I want protecting me. That's a skort. He's wearing a skort. What do you say about him? That he wears skorts. Heard you.
Has anyone seen my crimping iron? Take some rest. These borders are well protected. Don't find the rest here. We got the Minutemen on it. Duh. There's a voice inside my spoke of my father and the fall of God. She said to me, there is hope left. Who feathers your hair? Be the most boring character in the fellowship. She's right. And now I'll be the glory of Gondor. Quit your crying, bro. She's Aragorn. Do you even believe your own BS? Let's share. Skates will come back. Have you ever heard of this place called the Prancing Pony? Statues of yourself. Yeah. Statues of yourself. I need to put in my diaphragm. Hang on one second. Here it is. Where are my contacts? Video.
This must be like the Olive Garden never-ending soup and salad right here, buddy. Dig in. What about the breadsticks? They're coming. Relax. All right. The best part, man. I'm just saying. That have not yet come to part. Look at it, lady. You're weird. Yeah. I'm out of here. You're, like, real weird and stuff. And the basket door gets the hose. Oh, God. You know what pain is, lady? Oh, oh. It's like a crystal ball. There's my friend right there, and there's my other friend right there. And if I keep looking here in the water, oh, look, it's the place I used to live. It's so beautiful. And there's people I used to know.