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28 Hour Show - 2005 - Part 32

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28 Hour Show 2005 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3

The Fat Blimp BitThe Tall Waiter ProblemThe Stepstool AdviceThe Healing Sound BitThe Germophobia Phone CallTyrone and Tortilla IntroThe Scientology DebateThe Race and Scientology BitThe John Travolta JokeThe Racist JokeThe Pop Quiz on ScientologyThe Tyrone and Tortilla Bit

On the show, the hosts, Tyrone and Tortilla, with producer Eddie, discuss various comedic bits, including mocking a 'hideous blimp' for their weight, joking about a tall waiter's uniform, and suggesting a listener could be a stepstool. They transition to a segment on 'healing sounds' and a movie setup for 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,' filled with absurd jokes about chocolate, heroin, pedophilia, and a paperboy game. The segment also includes a contentious debate with Dean Barrett, an expert on Scientology, where they question his credentials, leading to racist and racially charged jokes, culminating in a pop quiz on Scientology and a chaotic conclusion with Dean's awkward sign-off.

What happened, in order

  1. The Fat Blimp Bit

    The host mocks a person who claims to be a 'hideous blimp' and jokes about their weight and phone number being the same, suggesting they lose 50 pounds.

  2. The Tall Waiter Problem

    A listener complains about a restaurant uniform that's too long for his height, and the host suggests he either quit, alter it, or grow longer arms.

  3. The Stepstool Advice

    The host jokes about the restaurant offering a waiter job but suggesting the listener could be a stepstool or door jam instead, implying they're too stupid for the job.

  4. The Healing Sound Bit

    The host mentions a sound that's described as the 'sound of healing' and jokes about San Diego, then transitions to the upcoming movie.

  5. The Germophobia Phone Call

    Mikey talks about germophobia and relates it to Sean, joking about not touching bathroom faucets and the germs people avoid.

  6. Tyrone and Tortilla Intro

    The hosts introduce their bit as Tyrone and Tortilla, with Eddie as the producer, and mention a guest who's an expert on Scientology.

  7. The Scientology Debate

    Dean Barrett, a self-proclaimed expert on Scientology, is interviewed and questioned about his credentials, leading to a humorous exchange about race and religion.

  8. The Race and Scientology Bit

    The hosts question Dean about the lack of black representation in Scientology, leading to a racially charged joke and a debate about race and religion.

  9. The John Travolta Joke

    Dean jokes about John Travolta and Tom Cruise, leading to a joke about looking for underage girls, which is then mocked by the hosts.

  10. The Racist Joke

    The hosts make a racist joke about a black man with a copy of Dianetics, which is then mocked by Dean, leading to a discussion about racism and Scientology.

  11. The Pop Quiz on Scientology

    The hosts ask a pop quiz about why there are no black churches of Scientology, leading to a joke about racism and the hosts' mockery of Dean's answers.

  12. The Tyrone and Tortilla Bit

    The hosts conclude their Tyrone and Tortilla bit with Dean's awkward sign-off and a joke about cancer and singing.

  13. The Movie Setup

    The host sets up the movie 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' with a humorous setup involving a golden ticket and a joke about tripping on acid.

  14. The Sewer Start

    The host jokes about the movie starting in a sewer and compares it to flushing the toilet, with a humorous comment about chocolate-covered squirrels.

People mentioned

MikeySeanEddieDean BarrettTyroneTortillaTom CruiseNicole KidmanJohn TravoltaBillCharlieGrandpa JoeGrandma JosephineSlugworth