28 Hour Show - 2006 - Hour 4

0:00This is not your time. Can you be quiet? Well, it's going to cause a problem. Shut up. It's going to cause a problem. Guys, guys, we're on a show. Come on. Can you shut up? Wow, very rude, Mr. Licky. Thank you, Licky. Sean. I would say without a doubt that it is B-Rod. B-Rod. B-Rod. Was it the dreadlocks, the piercings, the discolored clothing? The body odor. It's all of those things. Oh, hi. Eddie, in 2000, you raised stakes, moved to Texas, and were frequented of your own Bring Your Own Liquor Gentleman's Club. What say you of this time? I'm sorry. What was the question? Right? Your experience in Texas. Well, I wasn't alone, I'll have you know. I understand you were alone. No. Actually, there was... What is this? You're listening to the 28-hour Mikey Marathon. What is this? On KIOZ, San Diego's rock station. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 9 a.m. and 10 a.m. Eddie.

1:33I'd be happy to talk about that time. There was an actual table set up called Mikey's Table. In January of 2003, January of 2003. He turned his mic off. Oh, wow, brutal. What's going on? January of 2003, you began employ for a mentally disadvantaged program manager called Gary. Yes, this is accurate. No, it is not. Leave Gary alone. Gary Schoenwetter. I'm sorry, Gary. I love you. Will you shut up? It's not your time. I don't care. You can't insult Gary. Can she shut up? Why is she still defending him? He's not even your boss anymore. Because I like him and he was cool. He made you go get his laundry. Yeah! In 2004, The Mikey Show replaced Howard Stern in the...

2:32San Diego Market enjoyed rapid rise to the top of the ratings that has still not seen its zenith. How then have you enjoyed the ride? The best part, I think, was getting rid of Boy Blunder so far. That retard would have cost us our jobs. There's no question about it. But somehow still miraculously got rehired with the afternoon show. And he's renamed Budweiser. But that all aside, I still feel like that was the best part of the ride so far. Sky, a very well-documented battle ensued between you and Mikey when he left for Dallas. Oh, no. Wow, I knew you'd bring this up. What allowed the bridge to mend?

3:30Now that it's her turn, she can't talk. Jesus. I believe the day the bridge started to mend was when my friend Mikey called me and, you know, needed my assistance on something and took the time to apologize and say, hey, I've said a lot of bad things about you. I've just been handed a note that said that Mikey doesn't recall doing any of that crap. Well, that's the way I remember it going down, and I said thank you very much. Just handed another note. It says apparently the two of you remember it differently. And I said, wow, thank you very much. I have said some not nice things as well, and let's move forward from this point. And we did. Thank you for your candid. You're welcome. Your candid conversation. Ashley? Yes, Mr. Lipton. The throwing of your friends under the proverbial bus well document. Oh, wait. What?

4:39Why do you choose to save your own skin at the expense of others? I don't think I do that. Well, for instance, you throw Boston Rod under the bus all the time. No, I speak the truth if he's doing something wrong. And he throws me under the bus, too, so it's actually a two-way street on that forum. Thank you. Next question. I didn't know we were in a forum. Ashley, explain the obsession with Cartman. This is irritating, Mr. Lepton. This is really irritating because I actually happen to do a lot of voice impressions. For some reason, Mikey thinks that they all sound like Cartman. What is your best? Well, recently it's Borat. My most recent one that's been added to the list of impressions I can do. Don't do it. May we hear... My pleasure. Ready? Yeah. Is that it?

5:42Just out of the list of my many impressions I can do, that sounds nothing like Cartman. Skye, what is your favorite and worst part of working on the Mikey show? This is not going to be good. Well, my favorite part is getting to work with my friends and getting to laugh all the time. And Mikey. What? And Mikey. The best part is getting to work with your friends. And Mikey. Well, I consider Mikey one of my friends, so he was covered in that group. New development. And the worst part? So many. Everything else. My friends and Mikey. Yes, that is my answer. Thank you. You're welcome. Sean.

6:44Many a man has fallen victim to the immense beauty of your mother. Oh, no. No, you didn't. Oh, yeah, let's talk about this. Let's get up in this topic. Oh, my. How is it that she is so physically attracted? I want to make romance inside of this topic. Uh-oh. Eddie. Uh-oh. Too far, Eddie. That's my mother. Too far, Eddie. Too far. I'm talking about the topic. Uh-uh, Eddie. Duh. Anyway, Sean, talk about it. Wow, he's not very happy. I have nothing to say. Wait, you don't want to speak about your mom? You don't want to talk about your mom? He's taken his ear by John. Your mother. Wow. She gave you life. Wow. I wouldn't want to do that again. Okay, okay. No fighting. Enough, Eddie. We're all friends here. Sean, your fear of germs, also well documented. Explain the acceptance of household pets. Pets are not human beings.

7:50That's a weird answer. You care to tell us more of your thoughts on that? It is now time to do 10 questions by the great Bernard Pivot. Oh. Who is a very famous poet who came up with a sequence of 10 questions which I will now ask of you. Yes. What is your favorite word? Favorite word? Yes. Ramsey. What is your least favorite word? Sky. What is your favorite curse word? Easy. That's not a curse word.

9:31Hang on, I'm not done. That was pretty long. Yeah. For a word. Right? Sean, what sound or noise do you love? By the way, we're off the air. We're not. That can't be true. We're not on the air. There's a sign blinking in here that says Rock 105.3 off the air. What? Let's just keep going. That's nice. Okay. Well, whatever. We're enjoying ourselves. Don't anyone curse, though. Are we really? People start to call. Let's just continue. Okay. Sean, what sound or noise do you love? Buy me some penis and cracker jacks. Sean, what sound or noise do you hate? Sky. You're supposed to be honest, right? You're a bunch of liars is what you are. You're my friends. Ashley, what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would love to be a professional hip-hop dancer. Not a joke.

10:57I'm actually a really good... I can actually drop it in rhythm. I'm a really good... Ashley, what profession would you not like to do? I would hate to do anything in a cubicle. Cubicle job. Sky, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Sky, what turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? Turns me on? Creatively, spiritually, emotionally. I guess music? Is that what you're looking for? Honey baked. Oh, honey baked. I mean, honey baked is good. If someone taps him, wake up. Yes? Sorry about that. I said music. You said you did answer? Yeah, music. That's my answer. What turns you off? Foul odors.

12:15Boston Rob. Oh, yes. Yes, Mr. L. What is your least favorite word? Yankees. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Designated hitter for the Red Sox. Or first base. They usually don't let midgets play first base. Finally, Boston Rod, if heaven exists. Must be a typo. What would you like to hear God say when he arrived at the pearly gates? Go Sox! Okay. Thank you very much. Truly fantastic. I think we learned a lot. Yeah. We learned that Sky is not creative at all. What are you looking about? What are you talking about? I'm just answering.

13:53I'm answering honestly. I'm being honest. Eddie, come on. I'm being honest, unlike other people. And Eddie, there's nothing out the window, so stop it. You're going to have to make eye contact with me sooner or later. Mikey show, hello. Mikey. Yo. It's Rollo. Yeah. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, it's my good friend of over 10 years, Cheeto. What can I do for you? What can I do for you? You're going to have to wait a long time if you want to see me after work. Hey, one day. One day and I'll be down there and I'm going to choke you out, all right? Hey, listen, you only have 24 hours and 45 minutes to wait.

14:50If you are ready, you know that, right? I know it, you Hulk of a man. What? Have a good night, all right? Hey, dude, you working tonight or what? No, I'm off. You should come and hang and watch the movies with us. Yeah, I'll be down there. All right, bro. All right, dude. I'm bringing popcorn for fat people. There you go. Mikey Show. Hey, I was wondering if Sky knows anything. I was hearing something about some chick on the view dousing. Rosie O'Donnell with a drink. Somebody doused Rosie O'Donnell with a drink on the view? Yeah, that's what AOL's saying. Yeah, view host gets revenge on Rosie. Put it on tell 10. Okay. Yeah, are they on now? I don't know. This is just... I just opened my AOL. All that figures. You guys need a kick out of it. All right, dude. We'll check it out. Wow. Yeah, let's see. Let's see if I can give you some details. That would be great.

15:50Here it is. This is actually a pretty gutsy move. Rosie O'Donnell gets splashed by co-host Elizabeth's best friend. No way. It can't be real, though. It has to be planned. Let me plug this in. Yeah, yeah. I want to know more. I want to know more. More, more, more. More, more. Give me one moment. But I want more. Fight, fight. Straight and a gay. Fight. Fight. Wait. Wait. That's not what is going on right now. It's not. That was really strange, man. That was so odd. What he just yelled out. First of all, that's not even the phrase. That's not even how it goes. And I don't even want you to say how it really goes because that's inappropriate, too. None of it's appropriate. Sky One says it all the time. They accidentally spilled something on her. It's all in good fun, but it's pretty funny. What happens is they accidentally spill a little coffee or whatever on Rosie. And she's like, oh, hey. And I guess Elizabeth's buddy is sitting next to Rosie, grabs a cup and goes, since it was already done.

17:19Wow. Yeah, finishes the job. Wow, that's cool. Well, I guess we'll see a little bit more of that later. No, Sean. It wasn't a fight fight. Sounds gay. Dave, the address down here. Okay. Got that for Dave? Sky, would you like to amend any of the amends that you've made on your election results? Sky has been erroneously reporting poll results all morning long. No, again. No. No, Eddie, it's okay. No, it's okay. It's not my fault. Non-choosy San Diegans, listen to Sky. Stop!

18:22So we went on the air first thing this morning. People who don't care about information. Start for the accurate. Those who don't give a rip about facts. For those who love misinformation. I went on the air this morning and reported that Prop 85, the one that had you notifying parents to get an abortion for a minor. Did not pass. Just kidding. And then we got a couple calls from P1s. They directed us to San Diego County's website where it shows, if you go to the website still today, the San Diego County website, it shows that Prop 85 did pass. But we've come to find out that the San Diego County website is incorrect. Isn't it come to find out? I don't know, F-Face. Whoa. Prop 85. Wait a minute. Yeah. Man. Stick them.

19:21Prop 85 didn't. Very nice. Hey, just load up your plate and let me finish. Be glad for the food on your plate. This just in, Dewey defeats Truman. This just in, Garfield has two more votes left. I'm listening, Scott. So the final word on Prop 85. is that it did not pass. It did not pass. Carrie did defeat Bush. I love doing that. So the San Diego County website is incorrect. And Randall Duke Cunningham has one. Thank you, Skye. You're welcome, Ashley. Oh, man. He's got a nose for fat. Stop it. It's not my fault if the San Diego County website, their official website is... I can't do the link right now. Okay, now Sean's looking out the window. Oh, stop it, Sean. What do you see out there, Shawnee? Oh, boy. Oh, come on. You're such a dick. Check out there if you can see the results for Pop 85. It's not my fault. Why are you yelling at the San Diego County website, you jerkies? Oh, my God. Rude. I know. I know. Like, these guys have never made a mistake before. Oh, yeah. Humiliating. Well, you're humiliating.

20:42Stop it. Have the poll results for Cucamonga come in yet? Or is it Guiamaca? Well, they both are real places, so I don't know which one you're referring to. Probably the one in San Diego. No! Wait. Losers. You guys are deep. Turns out Seattle beat Pittsburgh in the Super Bowl. No, wait. That's incorrect. You go ahead and have your fun. Oh! No! No! No checking out of that app. Look what you did. You cannot check out of the 28-hour show. You can't check out of the 28-hour show. Maybe you shouldn't pile on. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option. Not an option.

21:37Yes, flip him off, Skye. That a girl. Rock 85. Eddie. Rock 85. Rock 85. Shut up. Pass or fail. We don't know. We don't know. Straight versus gay. Fight, fight, fight. You guys are jerks. Straight versus gay. Enough. Mikey show. Yellow. Turns out slavery is still legal. In my house. No, no, no. Slavery has been abolished. No, wait. No, it has not been abolished. Slavery has not been abolished. This just in. This just in. Slavery has been abolished. This just in. The South has won the war. Stop it. Please. The Confederacy. Mikey Show. Hey, I just don't know if I can say a big old happy birthday to everybody in the Marine Corps this week. Hell yeah. Semper Fi. Semper Fi.

22:43Yeah, everybody's got their balls pretty much different days of the week. A lot of units are just having them maybe up in the Shanghai or downtown. Where are their balls? No, no, no. They're doing the Marine Corps ball. The Marine Corps ball. There are various balls going on around. Whoa, hey. Two for every family show. You don't have to make it into something that it isn't. The Marines' balls are... Two for troops? Can we try to be mature for like two seconds? I heard the Marines have the biggest balls in the military. They do a thing called the Marine Corps ball. So a lot of Marines balls are going to be all over San Diego tonight. I mean that normally. Where are their balls going to be held? Where are their balls going to be held? That's not a legitimate question. You just said Pechanga in another place. I wasn't paying attention. Okay. For the record. For the record. Maureen's balls are at Pechanga. Okay. Maureen's balls are being held in various places, she said. They're having them at Pechanga. Sounds busy. The balls are busy. Ridiculous. Mikey Show.

24:06Yeah, I wanted to request a try to read Ramsey, a pops-up book. Yes, a pops-up book. Oh. I have children's stories here all the time. Let's read one right now. Oh, no. This one is called... Oh, please. I don't like... This one is called... No, where are you going? Where are you going? Sky, you must go. Go down! I'm going to go to Tinkle Town. Skye's two, please don't Tinkle Town. This is a perfect opportunity for you to go to Tinkle Town. You've got to listen to the Pop-Sups book. Don't let her go. Sit down, Skye. This book is called My Little Vote Day. Here we go. Let's open it up. Oh, look at that. Big sign came out and said Prop 85. With a question mark. With a question mark. I wonder what will happen, Ramsey? Oh, I don't want to know. Let's turn the page. Let's turn the page. Oh, look at the words. Did it pass? Popped up. See, it says did it pass. I don't know. Let's turn the page, Ramsey.

25:28You guys, you excited to see what will happen? Wait, I can't. Wait, Miss Scott. Let's turn the page. Oh, look at that. It's teenage girls smiling. They get to have abortions without telling their parents. Yes, it passed. Yes, it passed. Let's see what happens on the next page. Oh, it's sad-faced little girls that are very sad. I don't understand. It says now Sky reports it didn't pass. Well, Miss Sky, you said it did. That was the other page. I don't understand. Let's turn the page again. You think something else will happen? Oh, look at that. Oh, that happens again. Gotcha. That's what it says. Oh, Miss Guy, you fooled me. That's right. Page five says, gotcha. You fooled me. Let's turn the page again. Not again. I was, it says, I was just kidding. Oh, that's a trick or treat. Oh, my God. And that's my little, my little vote day. Oh, that was a good one. Guys, glad you had tinkled down, okay? Yeah, what happened, Ashley? I don't want to.

26:43I don't want to rekindle what just happened. Rekindle? Rekindle. Really? Recap, whatever. I didn't want to rekindle Grove any of this stuff. Okay, I didn't say that either. I don't want to regurgitate at all. I didn't say that either. All right. Sky? Mikey Show. A little education for Sky. The San Diego Register site is for San Diego results only. They're not statewide results. That's why she's getting bad readings there. There you go. Oh. When the P1s sent me the link, it was erroneous. Good thing we're taking it from the P1s. Damn P1s. Yeah. Well, I saw it was the San Diego County official website. I didn't say that. They suck. I hate them with a passion. I didn't say that. Every morning. Every time. Hello, Mikey Show. Yeah, this is P1 Kika, and I want to say that KUSI did announce that San Diego did pass the 85. That looks surprise again. Are you kidding? Oh. Yeah, so. Look, that's page number eight. Oh, K-U-S-I. It says, look at those words popping up. K-U-S-I popped up. It just pops up of Kimberly Hunt. That's right. And it says, boo, boo. Got you. Scales me, Kimberly Hunt. That's right. Got you again. Just joking.

28:14Mikey Show, hello. Lightheaded. Mikey Show. Good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning. Hi, this is T1 Shin. Hi, you're probably wrong. I don't have anything on that proposition or whatever it is. But I was just going to ask you guys, are you guys still getting listeners to come in to watch movies with you guys? Yeah. Could I be one of the listeners? Why? What's wrong with Shin? We love her. Skye, Skye. What? Let me walk you through this. Okay, walk me through it. A lot of people want to come in for that. You don't just call and go, hey, so what do you think? So how does it work? Hi, ma'am. There's got to be like a good reason. Like you got to have a good reason to let you come in. You know, you got to do something. I could take pictures. What? She said she could take pictures. She could take pictures. We got P1 paparazzi could take 900 pictures for us.

29:16Oh, maybe they're nude photos. Ah, no, no. Come on. Come on. She is a pretty girl. P1 Shin? How do you know P1 Shin? Shin, didn't we meet at the P1 bowling event in Oceanside? Yes. Thanks for remembering, guys. Oh, you're welcome. Is she Asian? She's a very nice girl. Is she an Asian girl? Yes. That's right. Is Shin your last name? Karano. It's her first name. What did she say? She just gave you her last name. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Her first name is Shin? Yeah, my first name is Shin. What does it mean? Well, Shin, that means... The ball right above your foot. No, Sean. That's not... No, it's probably not what this one means. It probably means something different. What does it mean, young lady? Say it again? What does Shin mean? I'm bored. Shin, call back later. We might give you the opportunity to come in, okay? All right. You can just call in and say, hey, can I come in? Yeah. You can't do that. She's thinking.

30:20Would we like to quiz Boston Run? Let's hang on for a second. Do that later? Yeah, because I think David Tell is going to be calling in right now. Oh, yes. I love him. We've had a lot of big guests today already. We've already talked to Chris Cornell, Pablo Francisco, Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Did Inside the Mikey Show. It's already been a pretty big show. Mikey Show, hello. Yes. Hey, what's going on? Hey, I want to tell Mikey that my balls were up at Tenga last night and I had a good time. What happened? Yeah, did something go wrong with the phone? Yeah, we must have got cut off on a steak or something. Oh, maybe a bad reception area. Right, right. Something. Right. The People's Choice nominees have been announced. Sky? You don't want to guess? You just want to hear? Uh, sure. We could guess. I say Michael Chiklis.

31:33Well, I mean, don't you want me to give you the category first, and then you can guess who's in the category? Let's see. Yeah. Who else? Bobby Young. Bobby Young in there? That's Bobby Colonel's real name. He's not a... Ray Fiennes. What about Ray Fiennes? Do you want me to give you a category, and then you can guess? Suzanne Somers. Okay. Well, I guess you don't want to do it that way. CCH Pounder. What? Are you... Hey! Legitimate guess. That's not a legitimate guess. Yes, it is. For what category? Best friend. Mike? That's the African-American on TV? Yep. Brenda Vaccaro. Ooh. Mike, please, you're the captain of our ship. You're here to hold it together, dude. We are giving you answers of who we think may have been nominated for People's Choice. Fred Travelina. I didn't even give you a category yet. Great voice, man. All right, give me a category. Okay. Best female. Brenda Vaccaro. Nice. Favorite female movie star. Heinz Ward. F. Female. Oh. Blaxco-Burrus. Blaxco-Burrus. Female movie star. Julia Roberts. Juliette Krause. Reese Witherspoon. No and no. Candice Bergen. No. Audrey Hepburn. Well, you...

33:05Judy Garland. Grace Kelly. Brenda Vaccaro. Dave Attell. Suzanne Plachette. Yes, is Suzanne Plachette nominated for a female... Dave Attell? What's up, man? How are you? How's the marathon going? It's going good. So far, so good. Yeah, we're doing all right so far. Dave Attell, by the way, is going to... Dave Attell live at the Brea Improv. Friday, November the 10th. 8.30 and 10.30 are the shows. Then Saturday, November 11th, 7 and 9 are the shows. Awesome! And if you want tickets, go to improv.com or the Brea Improv box office. Want to get that out there. My brother used to live in Brea. I'm glad to be going back there. It's a good town. The club is right next to the Old Navy, I believe. Do a little shopping and get a laugh. I think it's great.

34:14A pair of cargo shorts and see Dave Attila. Yeah, what not? I like it. Flip-flops and two tops. Great. One-stop shop. Dave? Yeah? Do you have a MySpace account? Yes. You do? Yeah. You do? And how does that work for you? Is it a great way to kind of keep in touch with listeners? I mean, not listeners, but fans of yours? What are you, my grandpa? MySpace? You don't know about MySpace? I'm telling you, man. It's Denise Scientology. I'm telling you, Dave, everybody, everybody in the world but me has a MySpace page. Why not? My wife, she thinks that it's a, you know, place where people are hooking up. Well, she's right, but... I mean, it should be, but, you know... Yeah, every comic has to have one now, because we, you know, we think that's how you, you know, you get the word out. Right. And, you know, it's a lot of work, but... But for every hot woman on there, there's 10 more she-males. So you've got to really be very choosy. How often do you update your pictures? Never, I guess. Really? Oh, my. You never update your pictures? Yes. Oh, that's interesting. I would have thought you'd be all over that, kind of giving new pictures of nude dates and all that kind of stuff. Nude dates? Well, that's you and your wife thinking. Nude dates is what I said, yeah.

35:40Hey, what's your take? Yeah? Go ahead. No, I was going to ask you, Dave, what your take on Britney and Kayfet is. Well, first of all, you know he's just going to hook up with the next young, you know, starlet. Because I guess his job is to leave children all over America. Yeah. That's kind of true. That's his real job. And rapping. But he does it well. Yeah. Hey, listen. You know, we make a lot of fun of him because he's a douchebag. Whoa. But... But listen to this. Listen to this. You mean he's cleansing and helpful? Yes. But listen to this. This actually doesn't sound half bad. It's not that bad. Yeah, he's all right. It sounds like Snoop Dogg, though. Now I know why she broke out with him. Hey, by the way, congratulations. You were just named one of Entertainment Weekly's 25 funniest people in America. Hey, well, congratulations for getting on my site. And thank you. You've appeared on HBO. Late show with David Berman. Late night with Conan O'Brien. Daily show with Jon Stewart. Everybody loves Raymond. You are the writer and host of Insomniac with David Tell. Right. And I'm just going off memory here, but the Los Angeles Times says, quite simply, it's foul-mouthed, sophomoric, tawdry, and incredibly fun combining the elements of Trump.

37:26It sounds like you're reading that. No, no, no. I'm going off memory. Can you memorize that? Yeah, memorize it. I'm going off memory here. But these are some pretty nice accolades. Pretty sweet. Yep, I've done my time. Now I'm retired. That's right. That's right. There's no better place to relax than at the Brea Improv. When can we get you, Dave, to San Diego? Guys, I was just down there. I did a Catholic college, I believe, about three or four months ago. It was Cinco de Mayo, so going head-to-head against the Devil's Holiday. Wow. Were you really at a Catholic college? Yes. It was very cool, though. Well, listen, let's get people down to your show, man. This is going to be at the Brea Improv, and it's Friday and Saturday. Guys, I think that's really cool that you're doing this marathon. How many hours in are you? We just started, man. We started at 6 a.m. Oh, boy. And how long did you go? We got 24 hours, 30 minutes. 24 hours, 20 minutes to go. Wow. Yeah, Dave, you got any insomniac? Dave, you got any Insomniac advice for us? Well, I would start drinking the Jaeger now because that's a sweet drink. That'll give you that kind of gulp. Get you through the afternoon and then hit whiskey once the sun goes down. There you go. Then a little meth. That will really charge. Let me tell you something. If I take your advice, we're really going to make radio history.

38:54You all can do it. There you go. Dave, thank you very much for coming on the Mikey Show. Thanks, guys. We appreciate it. Sometimes they have a good chemistry. Sometimes it's Dave Attell. Listen, they can't all be winners. I'm talking when he's talking, he's talking when I'm talking. They can't all be listenable, you know? That's right. Some of them are unlistenable. Just like that one. That wasn't fair. It wasn't? No, it was. Okay. Oh, all right. Eddie, you know what I want to do? What do you want to do? Mikey's show questionnaire. Really? Yeah. Okay. It'll be fun. All right. By the way, all of the Hall of Famers are waiting already. Oh, they're 20 minutes early. They're 20 minutes early. They're all here. They're all ready to go. That's why they're Hall of Famers. That's right. All right. How is Mikey's show questionnaire going to work? This is Skye's bit, so I'll let her kind of explain. Let me tell you something.

39:58Let's give credit where credit's due. Whenever we do the 28-hour show, which Sky came up with the idea of doing the 28-hour show, when we do the 28-hour show, we have a series of meetings about the 28-hour show to come up with ideas. Sky's got great ideas. Always. Always got really good ideas. Thank you. So this is one of your ideas. It's the Mikey Show questionnaire. Yeah. Well, if it sucks, it's your fault. Okay, thanks. No pressure. So, yeah, so basically we all got a piece of paper that has, you know, five different questions on it. You write your name on the top in the space provided, and then you answer the question. And the only acceptable answers are one name of a person on the Mikey show. And then after we all fill out our questionnaires, which will take us about two seconds, we'll hand them to you, Mikey. And then you can review them however you want. You can go by, you know. Question number one, what everybody answered, or you can just go through all of Sky's answers. Or you can just touch on the ones that you think are interesting. So it's up to you what, you know, is revealed. So I'm just going to reveal these various facts and we talk about them. Yeah, or you can turn it into a game if you'd prefer, you know, where you give the question. I need you to, you know me, I need you to tell me what to do. Producer, what do you think is better, turn it into a game? No, I think it's interesting. I think it's just, it's a, it's a social experiment.

41:18to see who on the Mikey show would do what with each other. So in other words, a sample question is, who would you want to most have as your roommate on the show? And so Mike has one person to answer, Sean has one person that he can answer, and so forth. And then you'll ask why once we turn in these questionnaires. Cool? Yep. Sounds good. Some of these are tough, though, to commit. They are really tough. Yeah. I don't. These are great, Skye. Yeah? These questions are great. Yeah, kind of tough. Okay. I see. I don't want to commit to any of these answers, so pick just one. It's so hard. You should be committed. You're committed. You're committed. Fill out your thing. Girl. Jackals. Darn, this one question's really got me, man. Can I read what the questions are? Or should I wait? Done. Should I wait? Oh, teacher's pet.

42:22Oh, jeez. Oh, man. I can't answer. I don't know who to answer this question. There's two I can't commit to. Oh, okay. Just glad Boy Blender's not on the show anymore. He? Well, he'd be my answers for everything. Not cool. That is cool. He would be your answer for everything? Yes. Oh. Wait, why are you shaking your head no and sticking out your tongue? What? That ain't cool. You're not cool. That's true. Eddie. Yo, homie. I'm looking at me and yours. Yeah. We answered each other, I think, kind of on the same ones. Well, I mean... I mean, very close. 20 years. Mm-hmm. I think I know... I think I know how I kind of want to do this. Okay. I'm going to say who it is, Eddie. Okay. And I want you to tell me what she said. Okay? It's Ashley. Oh, okay. And I'm going to give you the question, and I want you to tell me what she said. I'm guessing? Mm-hmm. Okay. Eddie, who on the show did Ashley say she would live with?

43:37I would probably say Boston Rob. That's correct. Wow. Closest to her age. They hang out a lot already. Off the air. That's my guess. I have them all in now? I got... Look at how slow he moves. Dude, look how slow he moves. He's not trying to. You're moving so quick you're at a snail's pace. That's right. Sky. What's up, G? Who would Ashley call first if she were in a car accident? Eddie. That is incorrect. Whoa. Ashley would call B-Rob if she was in a car accident. Whoa. Why? That's surprising. Because I talk to B-Rob on a pretty normal basis, and he's pretty good about picking up the phone when I call, and he also kind of lives in my area. Okay, that doesn't really apply, but...

44:40I don't know. I just feel closest to him. So if I cross in a crisis, I would probably... It does make sense he lives close to your area because if you were in a car accident, he could take you home easily. Yeah. It's close to where he's going. Yeah, and he just, like, I don't know. I'm pretty close to him. Like, I kind of would turn to him for that. You know what I mean? B-Rob, who did Ashley say she would borrow money from? Eddie. That's correct. Really? She would go to you to borrow money. I'm broke. Now, the next question is, who would you go to for advice on work, relationship, financial? Different person for each one. Eddie, who did she say she would go to advice for on work? It could be either me, you, or Sky. That is a far out question. I'll say Sky. Incorrect. She would go to you. For advice on work. Yeah, we have a lot of conversations about work. Yeah. Who would she go to for advice on a relationship? Maybe you. You are correct. She likes to talk to you a lot about her relationships. I think he's very wise when it comes to that kind of stuff. Sky, who would Ashley go to for advice on financial stuff? I think it's either me or Eddie. So she hasn't mentioned me yet. So I'm going to go Sky. That is correct. Wow. Yep.

46:19Know me well. Skrill. Not necessary, Sean. Very necessary. Apropos. And the fifth and last question, Sean, what did Ashley say, who would she call if she were arrested? I will say Eddie. That is incorrect. She would call B-Rod. Yeah. That kind of makes sense with the whole car thing. I wouldn't want Eddie to know that I got arrested. I didn't want him to know. The next questionnaire I have is that of Eduardo Pantamano. Is that a new member of the show? That's Eddie. My full name. Sean? You're welcome. Sean, who did Eddie say he would live with? You. That is incorrect.

47:24He's already lived with me. He would live with B-Rod. I almost said that. Me and Mike, we've lived together many, many different times. And he's a great roommate. It's nothing against Mike. It's just at this point, I think that Mike is kind of a different guy now. I'm kind of a different guy now. And I think me and B-Rob would watch the most things together on TV and hang out the most and go out and drink or whatever. So I would probably say Rod at this point. Skye, who would Eddie call first if he were in a car accident? I think that would be you, Mikey. That is correct. Ashley, who would Eddie borrow money from? Going to have to see you, Mike. That is correct. Duh. No brainer. Give me, give me, give me. Skye, who would Eduardo Pantobano?

48:29Thank you. Go to for advice on work. I think this is a no-brainer that it would be you, Mikey. That is correct. Sky, who would he go to for advice on a relationship? That is correct. Shocking. Sky, who would Eddie go to for advice on financial? I think that's either me or Sean. I'm going to go Sean. That's correct. It's kind of creepy the way Eddie and Sky... Eddie and Sky are... They know how the other thinks. If anything, they know how the other thinks. Why Sean, Eddie? You are kind of goofy with money. Absolutely. That's true. I'm not being a jerk. It's true. I would never go to me for financial advice. I'd look at you like, why are you even asking me? Oh, that's funny. It would be in the kids. They're young, and they don't make a lot of money, so they wouldn't really know what to do with it. And it did come down between Sky and Sean.

49:44I think when it came to financial matters, I actually may feel more comfortable talking with Sean about it than Sky. Is there a reason? Is it a guy thing? It may be. It may be. Totally. B-Rod. Who would Eddie call if he was arrested? My gut says to say me because I kind of know the system, but I'm going to say you, Mikey. That is correct. Pretty easy. Mine is next. Oh, hello. Well, hello. Miguel Esperanzo. Sky, who would I live with? Ashley. Sean, is that your phone? Sean. Who's calling? Who's calling? I mean, come on. My phone, Bronner. Look at him digging through his knapsack. Gosh.

50:55Who is it? What was that? Who was it? Let me see. My wife. She doesn't know what you do, though, right? Something make a noise? She doesn't know what you do for a living. No, she's unaware. Aw, come on. She misses you. And this is playing. My notes. This wall and stuff. She wouldn't even have had that. I must have hit that earlier by accident. I know. I hit mine, too, when I took it out of my pocket. It was recording. There's gas passing on it. It's ridiculous. Skye, this is my questionnaire. Who would I live with? It's definitely between Eddie and Sean, but I think just like Eddie said in his answer, you guys have kind of changed and whatever, so I think it would be Sean. That would be you. No, I'm kidding. It would be Sean. Why is that funny? It would be Sean. It would be Sean.

52:02I am only interested in asking Skye every one of these questions. Why? I won't be offended. Yes. Skye, you're one for one. Ew. How well you know Mike. Skye. Yes. I'm going to take a guess if she gets them all right. Now the pressure's on. Who would I call first if I was in a car accident? Eddie. That's correct. Who would I ask to borrow money from? Again, between Sean and Eddie. I'm going to go Eddie. Correct. Who would I go to for advice on work? Eddie. That is correct. I would have said Sean. You and Eddie are lovers. Okay. That was not necessary. We've been friends for 20 years. Who would I go to for advice on a relationship? Yes. Come down to Sean and Eddie. Okay. You guys are exactly alike. Who would... How did you do that?

53:18Skye, who would I go to for advice on financial? This is between me and Sean. Tough. See, like, lots of times it's me because I'm here and Sean's in San Francisco, but I think if Sean was in the room, you would go to him first. Again, the question is, who would I go to for advice on... I can't think about it. I just have to shout out answers. On financial. By the way, I love this game, and I want to play it all the time. I think that we should post these answers on the website. Absolutely. We'll give them to Colonels after we're done. I was throwing them away as we were going along. Oh, nice. Colonels, come in here and get the ones in the garbage. Yeah, jump in the trash. They've got gravy on them. Okay. Dig in the trash. Come on. I don't want to ruin my streak, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it would be me. You are correct. Wow. That's creepy. Oh, wow. Okay. Skye, who would I call if I were arrested? Eddie. That is correct. You got them all right. You guys are lovers. You're the lovers. Yes. You guys love it. We're in love. Next up is Sean. This could go a lot of weird directions. Eddie? I think I have very sound thinking. By the way, Sean, we have to scan these. Oh, why? Because it looks like he wrote them with his feet.

54:48Well, I had this, I had a pen. Uh-huh, and it was a left-handed pen. No, it was in a jar over there, and obviously someone had used it before me. Is that why you broke that out? Yes, I doused it. Is that why you... Yes, I doused it with the hand sanitizer, but I don't want to really get into it with this pen, so I... Well, you may get AIDS. Shut up. You freak. The next one is Sean's. Eddie, who would Sean live with? You. Correct. Who would Sean call if he were in a car accident? You. Correct. Eddie, who would Sean ask to borrow money from? It's between you and Sky. I will say you. Wrong. You. Really? Wow. Please explain. Please. I have this thing with Eddie where it's like a...

55:59It's like we're boys. You know what I mean? It's like we have that sort of guy connection. And I feel most comfortable that way. You would feel most comfortable asking him? Yes, I would. That's far out. I wouldn't get much, but... You can ask, though. Not true, Eddie. We are going to continue doing this, but we have breaking news that's pretty big. Rumsfeld is stepping down. Ashley, you didn't just ask who that is. Sean, what are you doing? Where are you going? Sean just angrily, angrily, angrily took off his headphones and walked out of the studio. He's in there yelling at her. Bobby Colonel took a picture. Let's listen to ABC News as they break into the Rachel Ray show.

57:12I know they break in. Eat a few red pepper flakes in there. Eat a few red pepper flakes! We have been speculating for the last 45 minutes or so about what the White House might mean when they said today that the President in his 1 o'clock Eastern news conference today will have a significant announcement. The Associated Press is now reporting that Republican officials say... Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld will be stepping down. The Secretary of Defense has been a controversial figure, obviously, ever since things began to go badly in Iraq. A lot of people criticized him, even at the time that coalition forces went into Iraq, because a lot of the military people said they didn't have enough forces to do the job properly after the coalition forces had been able to move through Iraq. I have to say something. What? I've been reading a lot of Newsweek lately, and I've been reading a lot of stuff. I do believe that this job was above Donald Rumsfeld. It had gotten away from him. I think that he was using it. There was a lot of pride involved. And I think that there were some high-ranking generals who were saying, this isn't the way to do it. And so I think that it will probably be exciting to see somebody new step in, see what happens.

58:49Subsequent to that time, there's been a lot of controversy about just how many troops we needed there to do the job. Rumsfeld has been controversial, as I say, in military circles and civilian circles, and now the Associated Press says he is stepping down. I'm going to go to Jonathan Karl, ABC's correspondent. I never trust a guy that has a first name for a last name. Yeah, two first names. Two first names is not all right. At the Pentagon, John. A lot of people thought this might come after the election, and indeed now it does. Absolutely. This is something... that has been talked about for a long time. As you know, Charlie, Rumsfeld has twice offered to resign. Both times, those offers were not accepted. But in recent months, the pressure has grown and grown on the White House and on the Secretary of Defense to make a change in the civilian leadership here at the Pentagon. You've seen a parade of retired generals come out and say that Rumsfeld must go. You had six Republican candidates in six of the most important races yesterday.

59:55campaign by saying they thought... There you go. Wow. To Donald Rumsfeld to step down. Dang. That's crazy! Any news yet on who's going to replace him? No, not that I've seen. I mean, all that, you know, like when I was just on CNN.com, it's just like a breaking news banner, so I don't know. Okay, let's get back Grand Moff Tarkin. I don't either, but Sean finds the funny. Let's do this. You're listening to the 28-hour Mikey Marathon. Brought to you by Fox 6 News. On KIOZ, San Diego's rock station. Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. I just yawned. Is that a cause for concern? Oh, no. Yeah, I was surprised. To see me yawn? Yeah. I feel great right now. So this is when we'd be ending the show, getting ready to wrap it up. Getting ready to. I wouldn't say that I feel great right now, but...

1:01:01I think that later in the day, I think I'm going to feel a lot better. This questionnaire has kind of pumped me up. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, it's fun. All right. Let's keep going. Okay, Mikey. We've got 24 hours left, by the way. Oh, shut your mouth. No, I don't feel as good. We're in the middle of Sean's questionnaire. Sean said he would live with me. He would call me if he were in a car accident. He would borrow money from Eddie. Sky, who would Sean go to for advice on work? You, Mikey. Incorrect. He would go to Eddie. No. Absolutely. Sean, that's not true. Sean, you can't lie on the questionnaire. I'm not lying on the questionnaire. Sean, why would you go to Eddie? I've had a lot of discussions with Eddie about work before. I think he has a lot of really solid common sense when it comes to, obviously, radio, but also dealing with dynamics of individuals and things like that. Wow, I'm in shock.