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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 14
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Howard K. Stern lawsuitAnna Nicole SmithUS citizenship testGeorge Takei asteroidFurry culture jokesTV advertising costsTV show couplesMikey Show QuestionnaireSwedish cultureHoward K. SternRita CosbySweden
The Mikey Show features a lively discussion on various topics, including Howard K. Stern's $60 million lawsuit against Rita Cosby for claims in her book "Blonde Ambition" regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death. Swedish immigrant Joseph joins the show to administer a mock U.S. citizenship test to the hosts, revealing their surprising lack of knowledge on American history and civics, with Mikey struggling on the 13 original states and Eddie failing on term limits. The show also covers the top five most expensive TV ad times and attempts to list current TV couples, before concluding with a "Mikey Show Questionnaire" where staff member Rob's humorous and sometimes critical answers about his colleagues are revealed.
What happened, in order
Howard K. Stern Sues Rita Cosby
The hosts discuss Howard K. Stern's $60 million lawsuit against Rita Cosby for claims in her book "Blonde Ambition" regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death and alleged homosexual affairs.
George Takei Asteroid & Furry Talk
News that an asteroid is named after George Takei leads to jokes about furries, with Mikey asking Sean what animal George would dress as.
Joseph Explains the US Citizenship Test
Joseph, a Swedish immigrant and friend of Skye's brother, shares his journey to becoming a US citizen and prepares to give the hosts a mock citizenship test.
The Mikey Show Takes the Citizenship Test
The hosts attempt to answer questions from the US citizenship test, revealing their knowledge gaps and some surprising correct answers on American history and government.
President Bush Takes the Citizenship Test
Mikey adopts a 'President Bush' persona, giving humorous and often incorrect answers to the citizenship test questions, much to the amusement of the other hosts.
The Most Expensive TV Ad Slots
The show reveals a list of the top five most expensive TV shows for a 30-second commercial, surprising the hosts with some of the entries and omissions.
Guessing Current TV Couples
The hosts struggle to name current popular TV couples, instead listing many classic and older pairings like Mr. and Mrs. Roper and Mork and Mindy.
The Mikey Show Questionnaire Begins
The hosts prepare to answer a series of personal and humorous questions about their colleagues on the show, including whose personality they'd put in a cat or who they'd handcuff themselves to.
Rob's Questionnaire Answers Revealed
Rob's candid and often funny answers to the Mikey Show Questionnaire questions about his colleagues are shared, revealing his thoughts on Sean, Ashley, and Zeth.
People mentioned
MikeSeanRobEddieSkyeAshleyJosephHoward K. SternRita CosbyLarry BirkheadAnna Nicole SmithGeorge TakeiScottyEJAdamTiffanyAmandaDanielleRobbieTerryZeth
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I'm here, sir. Go ahead. Good evening, Mike. Show and Freaky Fury. Just wanted to let you know that I'm on a 24-hour shift right now, and eight of the eight construction sites all have your show on and tuned in, ready for you all night long. Nice. What do you do? I'm actually a quality controller for a construction company, and I've got to drive around to these eight sites throughout the evening and make sure everyone's doing what they're supposed to do. You guys work at night? Yeah, it's a night contract. Really? Yeah. Like, what kind of construction is it? It's actually electrical. Interesting. Wow. That's cool, dude. Hey, thank you for listening, and thank all those guys. You see them for listening to us. Yeah, it's all on their Bosch job site radios, too. Very nice. There you go. Very cool. Oh, I love that thing. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. I feel like I've rejuvenated a little bit. Yeah, dude. That food was, like, instant energy. Yeah. I needed to get some food in me. All right. Sean, did you get something to eat? Yeah, I did. Thank you. Okay, cool. Let's see. Howard K. Stern is going to sue Rita Cosby. Wow. $60 million. Wow. The lawsuit. I'm guessing, yeah, it's a lawsuit. He wants my money. Right? Sky, talk to me about the Howard K. Stern suit.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let's ID. Eddie, can you take over for a second? Yeah. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. Oh, wow. Wow. Seven o'clock? No, I just looked outside and it's dark. Oh, my gosh. What just happened? I don't know. Wow. This is grubbing. Oh, you had some? What are you eating? I'm just eating the brisket. Yeah, so good. Just raw? Yeah. Raw brisket? Well, not any bread or anything. Is that how pandas do it? Anyway. Yeah. So what's the deal with the Anna Nicole lawsuit? So Rita Cosby, you know, our girl Rita Cosby. Yeah. Tell us about it. What did she do? Yeah. Rita Cosby wrote a book called Blonde Ambition, The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death. Yeah. That's right. What do you think of my book? Yeah, he is the baby. Well, I haven't read your book, Rita, but it's selling well. So in the book, she claims all this stuff like that Howard K. Stern and Larry Burkhead had a...
Homosexual affair and videotaped it. She also alleges that Howard K. Stern and Larry Burke had worked together after Anna Nicole died to manipulate the media and maximize their profits off of her death. What did you think of the two homos? So basically, Howard Case Stern has just filed a lawsuit against Rita Cosby and her publishing company for $60 million for making false claims. That's crazy. Well, she's got to have some sort of proof. Dude, somewhere. She said she cited the sources in the book when we spoke with her. Well, she says her sources are like witnesses. It's like hearsay. Yeah. And basically, and, you know, I've heard Howard K. Stern and Larry Burkhead talk about these, quote, sources, and they're like, yeah, like Anna Nicole hated that chick. That chick was like a clinger on, and she even tried to come visit the baby, and Anna told her to go away. And so these are the kind of sources, according to them, that Rita used in her book. The brass balls. Yeah. Huh, I wonder if that'll hold up in court. Yeah. $60 million ain't no joke.
Rob, is there any update on the Boston Red Sox score? How are we looking? We won. It's over? Game one in the books. What was the final score? 4-0. Did Beckett have a good game? I didn't really get to see it. I heard he got jammed up in the first inning, got out of it, and then I'm assuming he took the win. But I don't know how many pitches we went through or anything like that. I'm going to find out all tomorrow. I'll T-vote the game. Oh, well, thank goodness. You can update us on Monday. We'll all be waiting. Yeah, you can update us on Monday. I'm going to the game on Sunday, so I'll let you know what happens now. Don't bother. Yeah, I will text you then. Yeah, don't bother. Please do. My texts. I do. They're really funny. Any hoot. Sean, you'll appreciate this. Is it furry news? It has nothing to do with that. I'm over that. You've been five minutes. I'm over that. This is something cool. Is it furry news? Wow. They're naming an asteroid after somebody you love. Panda? Okay. Wow. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm sorry. I mean, just Panda? Nothing clever. It wasn't clever. It didn't really make much sense. It was so funny, though. I was going directly for the throw. For the kill. Yeah. You missed. No. I'll try again, then. Sean, what is your favorite TV show? Leave it to Beaver.
Rob, shut up. I mean, dude, like, lay off for just two seconds. I mean, if you have a good one, then say it. The car bears, because those were furry. I don't know. I can't. I know. I can't. Shut up. I feel bad. We're trying to tell a story, Rob. Star Trek. I love Trek. That's true. They are naming an asteroid after George Takai. Oh, yes. Who is? Who was that on the show? George Takai played Sulu on the show. Sulu? Yep. So they're naming an asteroid after Sulu. As a fellow gay man. Oh, he's a homosexual. Yes, he recently came out as a homosexual. How do you feel about that? I thought that was really awesome. Oh. Yeah. Awesome. I thought it adds a lot of context to what he was trying to do on the original series. Now I'm going to ask a question, and you're going to initially be mad, but I'm being serious. Then why are you asking? Because I'm being serious. Wow. Am I joking around? Have I given you a hard time? No. In the past, you know. Five minutes. Okay, five minutes. If George Takai, you're going to get mad initially. I'm not joking around. Why are you saying this? Because I want you to think about it and not be mad. Thank you. If George Takai were to dress up like a furry. Oh. What furry would he be? What are you doing? See, it's your initial reaction. Legitimate question. Breathe. It's not legitimate. Take a blast, Sean.
Take a brush. Take a brush, y'all. If George Takai were... Say you and George were buddies. Right. And you called him up and you're like, George. I can't do your voice. What is that? I can't get your voice. It sounds more like a... You got to warm up by doing like a popcorn. Yeah, that's where you get it. George. That's where you get it. Sounded good. I was good. George, I'm going to the furry convention. Shut up. If you call me, George, I'm going to the furry convention. I'm going as a beaver. I'd like you to come with me. What are you going to be? What would George Takai go as? Oh, dude. Think about it. I mean, you're a big fan. You're a big fan. I know, but I don't want you to make questions. Please not keep bringing this up. An otter. That's like one of my favorite animals. That's cool, Sean. That's a good one. That's a good one, Sean. Sulu would go as an otter, Sean? I did not say that. I would go as the Charmin bear. Oh, that's so cute. Charmin bear. Because you want to get squeezed? Yeah. That's weird. You know that bear in the Charmin commercials. Yes. Wow. Don't squeeze the Charmin. Do you know what I'm saying? I do. We do. And I like the Kai. Squeeze my Charmin. What? Wait. What? Are we going to take the citizenship test? Yeah, are you guys wanting to do that?
Let's do it. Oh, my God. Let's do it. This may be weird. Let's get Joseph. Let's do it. Now, Joseph, tell me about Joseph, Skye. Tell me who he is and what he's been. Yeah, Ashley, can you, I don't know where Zeph is right now. Can I get a massage while it's going on? While we're finding out if we get kicked out of the country or not. Joseph is a really good friend of my brother. Yes, I do have a brother. Yes, I do have a brother. I've never met him. Yeah, right here, Joseph. So Joseph is a good friend of my brother. They've been friends for a long time. I've only got to hang out with Joseph a couple times, but the last time we were hanging out was just a few weekends ago at a Padre game, and he was telling me how he's getting ready to take the citizenship test. Why? Where are you from, Joseph? Where are you from? Sweden. You're from Sweden? Yeah. Now, how did you end up here in San Diego? Great country. Well, 15 years ago... A friend of mine was already here, and he said, I got unemployed in Sweden. Swedish economy just bellied up. And he said, why don't you come over and try it for a year? So I did, and here I am 15 years later. I don't know if it's really a such thing as if Swedish massage actually comes from Sweden, but I'm getting a Swedish massage as we speak. And it's fantastic. If your country is half as wonderful as this massage.
then I would have never left. But listen, to each their own. You know, they don't have no San Diego massage. Right. It's because they know what they're doing in Sweden when it comes to massage. Yeah, and so Joseph actually got married. So I said, well, if you're married, don't like you get your green card. Why are you taking that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you doing that? Well, I actually went the long way, student visa to work visa to the green card, and now I just figured. You know, I want to be able to get all the rights as American citizens since I'm basically half American. I came here when I was 19, and I've been here 15 years. Have you taken the test yet? No, I went and got my fingerprints taken two weeks ago, and I'm just waiting for the call. I think that that would be, you know, it's so interesting to hear. from someone else's perspective, you know, we take it for granted. We're citizens. We take it for granted. Would it mean a lot to you to be able to call yourself an American citizen? Yeah, yeah, it would. It would. I mean, because, you know, I think it's a great country, and when you live and grow up in one country and you actually live in a country, you see the good and the bad in both sides. So obviously if you could make the changes, but that's not happening. In Sweden, what was the good and the bad?
Well, I think summers are good, but they're too short, and that's why I love Southern California, especially San Diego. I think, in a way, you're a little bit more protected, but what's unfair in Sweden is that they punish you. If you work hard, you make a lot of money, they tax you higher. Really? They do that here, too. Yeah, they do in a bit, but not as much as theirs. That's right, they do. Yes, they do. Joseph, that's supposed to be my voice of you. I know it sounds nothing like me, but... He didn't realize that you weren't speaking. He thought that was actually you. Well, I'm just explaining to him what you're doing. Now, Sky, what is he going to do? He's actually going to perform the test on us? Yeah, I guess he said it's, what, you get 95 questions, right? And you have to study them all. But he's only asked 10. And how many do you have to get right out of the 10 to pass? You basically have to get all 10. Oh, you have to get all 10. No. So basically, I'll go in there, and he'll flip this book open, and he might just pick questions. So I kind of just selected.
That's crazy. Variety. And some are really easy. Some are really hard. I know that this is going to sound weird, but I don't think that's fair to do to him. What do you mean? I think he's earned the right to be a citizen. And he gets one wrong. He doesn't get to be a citizen. I think that's wrong. Do you get to retake the test? Like if you miss a question? I'm not sure. I think also they test you on other stuff. They might ask you. I think it's hard if you just stray it off. The boat, I guess. But, you know, if you know English, it shouldn't be that hard. To me, it seems like the thing should be like, you know, if you believe in, you're going to call it your country, I think. You know, you'll call America your country. And I think that if you believe in your country and you love your country, that's what makes you a citizen. You know, that you appreciate your country. That, to me, that's what makes you a citizen. But I'll be interested to see if I can become a citizen tonight. Yes. Or else we're kicking you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're throwing you back to Mexico. That's right. I may be going back to TJ tonight. TJ. But let's have you ask some of these questions. Sure. And we have to get ten of them right. Oh, my God. Yeah, no nine, no eight.
You've got to get 10 out of 10. Right? Sure. Okay, let's ask some of these questions. What do you got? Hit me with your best shot. All right, I'll start off a little easy. Eddie, how should we do it? I don't know. Do you want to just go around? Sure, yeah, go around. Go to each of us. Go to each of us. But you should tell them, you know. Oh, yeah, I should tell you. Sean's a panda bear. No, no, no, that's not what we meant. That wasn't called for. No, no, that's what I thought when you said you should tell him. No, I meant you say spider. I thought you said. No, but you said. Okay, because when Eddie said you should tell him, I just assumed he meant that Sean's a furry. No, no, no, no. We don't. We should probably. Sean is not. Sean's a fur. Sean's a fur. He's a fur. Maybe we should lay off that. Okay, fine. We won't talk about it. I'm the Charmin Bear. Okay. George Takai. George Takai, please. We're going to take a citizenship test. Is there a question on the citizenship test? About being the Charmin bear? No. I don't think so. There isn't. It is so soft on your tush. Okay. That's quite enough. Inappropriate. Do you all know what the tush is? Yes, we do. Yes, we do, George Takai. That's question seven. No, it is not. You pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can come in.
Okay, let's ask the questions. Let's do this thing, and we'll go around, and let's ask, how about Skye, me, and Eddie? Why don't you ask the three of us? Sure. Go, Eddie. Yeah, let's do this thing. Are you guys going to write down the answers, or am I going to ask the same question to all of you? Should we use the... Well, there's a lot of questions. I got ten questions selected. Okay. Starting a little bit easy. Ask Skye one, then ask me one, then ask Eddie, and we'll go around. We'll each take turns. All right. I'll give an easy one, Sky. Okay. No, give her a hard one. Since we're friends. Okay. How many stripes are there on our flag? Or your flag, I should say. It's not mine yet. How many stripes? Yeah. I believe it's 13. That is correct. Yay! Oh, wow. Stands for the colonies, right? I'm still here. I'm still here. Only because that question was on Dump Chick like this week. Yeah, it was. It was on the Dump Chick challenge. I mean, earlier in the week. Only way you would know that. Sky, go back to Sweden. All right, Mikey. What's my question? It's fairly easy, too. Who was the first president of the United States? Oh, come on. George Washington was. Correct. Come on. I want that one. All right, here we go, Eddie. Come on. Eddie, what's the square root of 9,000? I know. All right, Eddie. I'm sorry, man. What are the three branches of our government? Your government. Oh, crap. We just did this, too. We just did this. Legislative. Yep. Oh, no. Can he phone a friend? No.
Yeah, he's got a lifeline. No, he cannot. He gets a lifeline. Yes. It's a government test. Think. No cheating. Think. Is it judicial? Yes. Okay. But we can't tell him? He has to give his answer. He just did. Well, he needs three things for it to be a complete answer. Unless it's meatloaf. Come on. Two out of three? Yeah. It's meatloaf. No, it's not. I thought that. He knows. I don't know what meatloaf is. Your friend from Sweden knows, and I know it's some American slang. I don't know what that means. Is that like a two out of three? Two out of three ain't bad. Two out of three ain't bad. Ah, get it? Meatloaf. Oh, my goodness. That was great. Eddie. Oh, man. You turned over your passport? Executive? Yes. Oh, you get to stay. Nice word. Oh, thank God. Nice word. You get to stay. You get to stay in America. Dude. I'm not home free yet. I almost sent you to Sicily. I'm not home free yet. All right, Sky. Oof.
Name two senators from your state. Currents. Forget it. Forget it. Put her on the boat and get her out of here. Boxer and Feinstein. Wow, that's correct. Yeah. And they're both women. First names? Wait a minute. Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein. That is correct. Also happens to be my law firm. Boxer and Feinstein. Whatever. All right, Mikey. Give him a hard one. This is hard. What were the original 13 states? Holy, impossible. I got it. Yeah, you do. No way. No problem at all. You got to be kidding me. Original 13 states were New York, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, Delaware, New Hampshire, Connecticut. Wait a minute. I don't want to go that one. Massachusetts. You guys are cheaters. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Look in the other room to the guy with Boston tattooed on his neck. He might as well send him an instant message. Welcome to America. Vermont. I'm singing Neil Diamond. Leave me alone. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to say Vermont, even though my instincts say that's not right. But I'm going to say it. I already said Delaware, right? Yeah, you did.
I'm at nine. Oh. Think, Mike, think. What? Are we whispering answers? What? Hey, cheaters. Hey, cheating. Not allowed. Tell me what time. You're going to get deported, Missy. Yai, yai. Steelers. Well, you stuck it. I said it. I said Pennsylvania. Oh, did you? Yeah, I said Pennsylvania. Say what? You guys are the worst. What? I mean, everyone's cheating. I'm singing. Come on, Scott. No. Go back to Mexico. You're not going back. You're staying here with us, buddy. Are the Carolinas a part of it? North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia. Did I already say that? I said Virginia. Now you're just naming all the states. No, I'm just naming the states. It's not part of the country. That's it. That's all I got. How did you do? What did I miss? Well, Virginia was right, but no West.
No West Virginia. No West Virginia. But you missed Georgia. Not sure if you said New York. Yeah, he does. Yeah. So you actually did pretty good. Rhode Island, I think. Rhode Island. Rhode Island. 11 out of 13. Not bad. Not bad. I'm not a citizen anymore. No, you're out. That's a tough one. I actually thought you all were going to get the same 10, so. This might not be fair. Now, wait a minute. Now, you're telling me that if they asked you that, you would have been able to answer that? Yeah. I actually went to this class, and they taught me abbreviations. So C-N-N-N, which would be Connecticut. No, that's the cable news network. Yeah, that's great. And then DMMV. That's a DMV. So you get your driver's license. But then I forgot the last part. It's like North Carolina, South Carolina. Okay, we still have more, though. Eddie's going to get one, right? All right, here we go. Right in the middle. I'll give Eddie a hard one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the introduction to the Constitution called? What is the entertainer of the year, Danny Gans? I didn't hear the question. What is the introduction to the Constitution called? Huh? I got it. I know this one. I got it. I know it. I got it. What? I want that question. The introduction? Yes.
I don't even know what that means. It's the preamble. You didn't even get him a chance to say it. He didn't even know what it was. Hey, hey, he still hasn't guessed. Oh, yeah, the preamble. Yeah, all right. I thought he just said he didn't know what it was. Dude, I am so, I'm on fire. You guys are out when I'm here. Eddie got that one right. Eddie got that one right. He did what you told him. He officially said it. What are you doing? Duh. You guys are the worst. So easy. That was good. Give him another one. Stop. All right. Lame. Should I give Eddie another one? Yeah. Lame. Yeah. Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner? Oh, that's... Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu wrote that? Cameron Diaz. You guys are so... Okay, fine. I'll say it. Francis Scott Key. Oh, shit. Francis Ford Coppola. That's correct. Are you kidding me? Yeah. You knew that? Yes. Come on. I know stuff, kid. You didn't know that. You didn't know the preamble, but you knew that. I did, too. I said it. After Mike told you. That guy, whatever. I wasn't even listening. I was being a jack horse. I wasn't even listening. But I can't believe you have to know who wrote the Star Spangled Banner to get into this country. Like, that's important to them? It is. It is? Of course. It's the national anthem. All right, next question. Sky. All right, Sky. No helping her.
What holiday was celebrated for the first time by American colonists? Boxing Day. Thanksgiving? Correct. That was an easy one. I am money. That was the easiest one that was. I am money. You're pathetic. I am money. At least I don't have to cheat. You're a terrorist. What? Only from waist down. I don't know what that means. You're a terrorist from the waist down, he says. Holy cow. That's a good one. Yeah, that's right. All right, Mikey. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens? The right for Ashley to wear that hat. You are correct. The right of way. The right of passage. Oh, no. Okay, I'm sorry. One more time. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens? Oh, come on.
It could be a lot of things. I'm going to say... No, it couldn't be. I need to hear it phrased again. I need to hear the phrasing again. One more time. Shooty-booty-hooty. Oh, wow. Shooty-hooty. Wow. Dude, it's the chef from the Muppets. Ask me again. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens? Oh, Skye, why are you giving me that look? Because I know you're trying to tell Mike the answer. I'm not, but can I sing? No. I'd like to sing. No, you may not sing. This is such BS. I know, not until Mike answers. There's no helping or cheating in Dumb Chick. You know, and they rag on us like we're all stupid. I know. Wow. And now what? How about the right to free speech? That's a good one, but... It's the right to vote, dude. The voting. The right to vote. Oh, man. It's going to take it for granted like running water. How does your song go, Rob? You got to fight for your right to vote. By the Freedom Boys. Okay. I can keep going. That's okay. Yeah, please don't. When did he wake up? I love it, though. I'm not picking up the phones anymore. I'm against the phones. I don't want my finish.
Go ahead, Joseph. All right, Eddie. Don't bore. How many times may a senator or congressman be re-elected? I want to take a pointer and show you where it hurts. No helping. I want to take a pointer and show you nothing. Right in my flank steak. Nothing, Sky. You're such a cheater, Rob. I'm not a cheater. I don't want my friends leaving. I believe. What do you believe, Eddie? It is once. He believes he can fly. Once. I was singing a Lionel Richie song. I can't do that. Why don't you give him a break? The guy was singing a Lionel Richie song. Everybody needs Lionel Richie once in a while. Joseph, one more time with a question, please. All right. How many times may a senator or congressman be re-elected? No helping. I really think I know this answer. I could be wrong. I want to say it's seven. I'm going to say seven. Final answer. Final answer? Haven't you seen? No. It's no limit.
Damn you, Joseph. There's no limit. Damn you, Joseph. Get out of this country. I thought there was a limit. I thought there was a limit, too. La migra. They got Monopoly once they get elected. Damn it. Terrible. Who is that? There's a trick question. Congressman. Senators. Congressman and senators. Yeah, that makes sense because like Strom Thurmond was a senator for like 102 years. You know what? I genuinely thought the guy had been reelected a few times. Well, you have to get reelected, but you have no limits on your terms. You can just keep doing it forever. Yeah, you know, the president can only do it twice. Really? Yeah. Just an example. Is that true? Well, I heard that. I don't know if that's true, Joseph. All right. That's what it says here. All right. I'm going to give you a hard one. Finally. Finally. Let me see. Not Thanksgiving. Preamble, huh? Bleh. Bleh. Okay. Okay. Hey, we weren't even there. Mike, can you just? What are the first ten amendments to the Constitution called? Oh, you are done. Good night now. Come on, Skye. Think about it. You got a song for me, Rob? I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting on Capitol Hill. The Bill of Rights. Mike, I'm going to give you a hard one. Okay, Joseph, I'll take any question you got. Did you get it right? Yes.
What is the name of the president's official home? That's easy. Come on. That's not the White House. Come on. Give me a good one. Okay. I'll give you a good one. Canna Bunkport. The White. Canna Bunkport. All right, Mike. You ready? How about Texas? That's probably the hardest question. Hey, what am I talking here, Joseph? I'll get it. Name the amendments that guarantee or address voting rights. Hey, President. Wait, President. Hold up. Let the President speak. Let me take this test. I'll pass your blind colors. No, President Bush, you won't. Okay, one more time. Name the amendments that guarantee or address voting rights. That's four of them. Oh, that's a tough one. It is the 6th Amendment, the 9th Amendment, the 12th Amendment, and the 48th Amendment. Right on the news, buddy. That's close. Is the 18th in there? 15th, 19th, 24th, and 26th. Everything but, Rob. Good job. You're brilliant. I was very close. All right, let's do this. All right. Oh, President Bush. Ask me a question. Yes, President Bush. You better get it right. You're the president of the United States. Let's go, Jojo. His name is Joseph. Andy, are you ready? No, this is President Bush. What?
What kind of government does the United States have? What'd you say? What kind of government does the United States have? Kick-ass. That's right. Win or bell? Hit it. No, no, President. That's right. Give me another one, JoJo. His name is Joseph. Let's go, Abba. Here we go. President Bush, you're saying that our government is officially called a kick-ass government? Yeah, that's right. Get real. We are kick-ass. Is that right, JoJo? His name isn't JoJo. It's Joseph. No, Mikey's got it right. Okay, go ahead. He goes by JoJo. Go ahead. What is the answer? A republic. Oh, a republic of kick-assers. That's right. We go in places and we kick ass. We do? That's right. Stupid. Okay. I'm going to give a question to... No, I want another one. You want another one? Yeah, I'm real good. I'm good at this game. Give President Bush another question. What you got? Come on, JoJo. His name is Joseph, presently. Yeah, he was in ABBA. No, he wasn't. Right? Oh, my gosh. I was the dancing queen. Yeah, you were. Come on, Fernando. What is the legislative branch of our government? What the hell? What'd you say? Are you speaking that Swedish stuff? Oh. Okay. Get the meatball out of your mouth. What'd you say? What is the legislative branch of our government? What is it?
You tell me. I don't know. It's a question for you, President Bush. Where's Cheney? I don't deal with this kind of stuff. You're not allowed to cheat, President. I'm just a pretty face. That is true. Come on, Jojo. Dance a little bit. I'm sure. I love your country. Joseph, you're the best. I'm telling you. You're officially a member. That's right. Without his country, there have been no ABBA. They're great, ABBA. They're great. Love that music. Does that make you proud, Joseph? Yeah, Abba and Bjorn Borg for a while. If you left Sweden, if you went to Oshkosh, Mongolia, then know Bjorn Borg and Abba. Bjorn Borg and Abba. He's a terrorist. No, he's not. No, he's not, President Bush. He's talking about, you know, Sweden. Those are the things that have to do with Sweden. Send some clogs into one of our buildings. No, clogs don't have anything to do.
Clogs don't have anything to do with Sweden. What are you talking about? You're making yourself sound ignorant, President Bush. Don't say that. Now people are going to think that you're, you know, somehow racist or something. That's not right. What do you got over there? Siberia? No. What are you talking about? The Union Jack. What do they have over there? The Union Jack. Siberia? Right. He did not just say it. No. That's what President Bush just said. That's what he said. You go to Sweden to visit the Great Wall. All right. No, that's in China. The Great Wall of what? Sweden. Oh, my gosh. Get with the times, lady. Hey, my bad. All right, Joseph, another question. Now, this question, let's move to Skye and see if she can get one right. Thank God. I haven't got one right yet. I'm the only one who hasn't got one wrong yet. Eddie had us seeing we're sitting here on Capitol Hill to get the Bill of Rights. Oh, a preamble. What are you doing? All right. I thought Sean had the fur balls. Who becomes president if both the president and vice president dies? We just did this on Monday. Yeah, Nancy Pelosi.
Retake. I knew that one. I knew that one. I knew that one. Retake. Oh, Nancy Pelosi. I don't get points for that. She's the speaker of the House Clown School. Ooh, you're so smart. I know. We did it on Monday. Please, please, another question. How many voting members are in the House of Representatives? Good night now. Easy. That's Skye's question. What do you got, Skye? How many voting members in the House of Representatives? You haven't got one wrong yet. I will say... No clue. You are so stupid. What is the House of Representatives? I will say 50. Is that the new club downtown? 50? Yeah. That's, how do you, no, it's 435. I'm sorry. Joseph, he's supposed to be my friend. That's very close. That's what I meant to say. All right, Mikey. I'm just going to say new kids on the block for every answer. Yeah. Donna Martin. Go ahead. All right, name.
Three of your enemies during World War II. Let's see. Sky, Ashley. Mike. He didn't say your enemies today. He said World War II. That's really mean. Three of our enemies during World War II. You got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Germany, Japan, and Germany, Japan. Muslim. Yeah, and the Italians. Germany, Japan, and the Italians. Awesome. Eddie just helped you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did I help? Awesome. Germany, Italian. You're Italian. I'm half Mexican. Germany, Italy, and Japan. And Mexico. Figured it out. And Mexico. This is awesome. Sky, from now on, during Dumb Chick Challenge, we will just help each other. Okay, sounds like a good plan. And totally cheat and give each other answers if we don't know it. Yeah, help each other, because I'm sure you both will know what the answers are. We will. You know what? That would be great. Go ahead. You're allowed. I bet we'll get everyone.
Yeah, you could help out Sky all day long. Where are my dumb chick questions? I will. Good. Good, you. Has anyone seen Seth in an hour and a half? I don't know where that guy is. He's sleeping on the couch in the office. He's phone screening. Is he? Oh, there he is. Where's Rob? Rob's chilling. Rob's super minding. Rob's standing behind him drinking a soda. Rob's kicking back, dude. I'm teaching him. What's wrong with that? On the job training? Kid's got to learn sometime. He's a better teacher than me. Well, I say I was the big winner. All right. Are we done? Are we done? It's your call. How many did we ask? We each did four or something like that. That was cool. You did good. That was cool. You guys did good, I'd say. We know some stuff. Not bad. Yeah, but we wouldn't get all ten right. I mean, ask me Swedish. Oh, please. Who's the current president of Sweden? Well, we have a prime minister, and his name is... Where is Sweden? Yes. I'm not sure. It's irrelevant. What country is Sweden in? Ah, the City of Lights. No, that's Paris. Oh, look at Ashley. Oh, boy. We have Volvo. Yeah. Absolute. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Those vehicles come from Sweden? Yeah. I did not know that. I thought Volvo was a German car. That's what I always thought. Oh, you just insulted that. I did not know that. It's a Swedish car. Wow.
And all their cars look alike. Yeah. We know, Mike. They're wonderful cars. They're very safe, Volvo. They're very safe vehicles. Yeah. I didn't know that. All right. Let's get back to some new stuff, then we'll take some phone calls. 570-1053. Thank you, Joseph. Thank you, Joseph. Can I just give a shout-out to my daughter, Amanda, and her friend, Danielle, and her little brother, Robbie? What's up, girls and boys? Absolutely. Very cute. Very cute. Yeah. You guys can hang, or if you want to go, you can go. Thank you very much. Thank you. That was fun. Good luck on your test. We appreciate it. You know what? I'm looking on our list of stuff here, and I love when we do lists, but we've only got one. It's the top five most expensive TV ad time. We have two lists. Which other one? The best and worst TV couples. Oh, that's cool. Okay, cool. All right, it's the top five most expensive TV ads of all time. Is that the deal? Take care. Is that what the deal is? Yeah. Okay, I know what one of them is. I know what one of them is for sure. It's the Apple ad where the guy throws the mallet through the screen. 1984. Oh, okay, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I might not have understood what you were asking. This is what TV shows currently on TV charge the most for a commercial. CSI.
CSI Miami. American Idol. American Idol. American Idol's got to be number one. CSI Miami. Sunday Night Football. Sunday Night Football is number two on the list. American Idol. I heard you. Sunday Night Football. American Idol. Again, I heard you. Sunday Night Football is second on the list. They charge $358,000 for every 30-second commercial. American Idol. Sky, did you hear that? Sky, you're saying American Idol charges $358. No, I'm saying Sunday Night Football does. Oh, gotcha. What about American Idol? Eddie, for the eighth time, it's not on the list. It's not on the list? American Idol, that's a BS. It's the highest rated TV show of all time. Well, I don't know what to tell you. This is the list. Maybe because it's not currently on television. All these shows that they list are currently on television. How about The Simpsons? The Simpsons is number three on the list with $315,000 per 30-second commercial. That's a lot of money. I got two of the five. I'm done. I'll see you guys tomorrow. You're checking out. We still have... Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. No, we have number one. Shut up. Number four. Man vs. Wild. Why would anyone buy time on that? Ashley, any guesses? Anything on oxygen. Or is she busy doing stuff? Quincy.
Good times. Quincy's awesome. Either Quincy or Columbo. My Mother the Car. McMillan and Wife. What's McMillan and Wife? That was a show? Yeah, it was a show. It was a damn good show. Perry Mason is a bomb-ass show. Holy moly. Grey's Anatomy is number one. A 30-second commercial will run you at least $400,000. What about American Idol? Did you hear Eddie? Why is she? So just number four and number five are left. Think of what's the most popular TV shows right now. American Idol. CSI Miami. No, CSI is not on the list. Survivor. American Idol. Dallas. Big Brother. No. Family. Family Guy. Two and a half men. Family Affair. Heroes. All in the family. Heroes is number four on the list with $296,000. What up? What up? Heroes. The bionic woman. The bionic man. That's not a show. The $6 million man. Oh, you guys are like twins. Just number five. What's number five? We are like twins, and it's in your face. Very popular show. Extremely popular with women. Hit that button to call them back. Extreme makeover. Beauty and the geek.
Home Makeover. What's that Home Makeover show? Stream Makeover? What is going on? Home Edition? Home Edition. I'm not sure what's going on. Oh, Desperate Housewives. Desperate Housewives is number five with $270,000. What about Designing Women? Mike, we're done with the list. Dang. I was right about to say, it is enough. Oh, yeah, you would have been wrong. I was about to say Morgan Mindy. Did they have a spinoff? Mork and Mindy is actually a spinoff of Happy Days. But Mork and Mindy didn't have a spinoff with Jonathan Winters? No, no, no. After he became their son, that was the twilight years for that show. Yeah, that was not the good years. I would do anything to watch an episode. Dude, I have it on DVD. What are you talking about? The Jonathan Winters ones? When he comes out of the egg. When he comes out of the egg, I mean, it was terrible. Oh, yeah, it was awful. It was awful. Yeah. Bad TV. Bad, bad, bad. I mean, it wasn't the Ropers, but it was bad. The Ropers wasn't too bad. I recall thinking it was kind of funny. Sean. I liked it. Dude, Norman Fell. Classic. Yeah. Sky, what was the other list? The best and worst current TV couples.
You tell them what's up? Okay, cool. Best and worst current. Current. Mr. and Mrs. Roper. Oh, no. I think you missed the word current. Joni loves Chachi. Oh, yeah. Mork and Mindy. So do we want to do the best or the worst? TV couples. Current TV couples. Let's do both, man. Yeah, man. Sawyer and Kate. Shut up. How could that not be a... Put it on the board. It's got to be. Put it on the board. You can put it on the board? For what? Best or worst? Yes. Oh, you guys suck. What about the Japanese dude from Heroes and the cheerleader? Well, they're not a couple. They could be. You don't know. But they're not. Oh, the cheerleader and Siler, they're a couple. No, they are not a couple. Come on, work it out. He's trying to eat her brains. What about... Is that what they're calling it now? Okay. Max? Max? You're upsetting Mike. Stop it.
No! No! Please stay! No! Keep going! That was a tough one-liner. Maxim Schmierkowski and... How dare you? And Mel B from Dancing with the Stars. What's the deal? Yakov Smirnoff and Rita Rudner. Who? From what? From that TV show? From that great TV show, Pigeon Park. No. Pigeon Park. Really? What? Waylon Flowers and Madam. I heard she said he was a pain in the ass. You know. Maybe we'll do this list later. I got it. I got it. Okay, Lila Garrity. McSteamer and... S-Eddie. McSteamy. Yeah, McSteamer. I don't watch the show, bro. I don't watch the show, bro. Okay, what about...
McSteamer. What about... And McChesty. Yeah. What about... What is that... What was the... What you got, Mike? What was the maid's name on the... Alice. The courtship of Eddie's father. Mrs. Stevenson. How about Carmine Ragusa and Laverne DeFazio? Nice one. The big ragu. Come on, Sean. Come on. How about the Fonz and leather Tuscadero? How about leather Tuscadero and the Fonz? Yeah, Arthur Fonzarelli. And Leather Tuscadero. Yeah. Okay, Pinky Tuscadero. Yeah, try Pinky. I think he loves Pinky more. Type in Pinky. Type in where? In the Internet Google machine. Mikey Show. Oh. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Hello. Yes, you're on the air. Hey, you guys going to play Manitore Metallica or what?
What's up, Mike? This guy's my favorite. What's up, Mike? You're going to get to that? Yes. With this mandatory Metallica, bro. Play it. Oh, man, that just brought back some memories. All right. 747, Mikey on the air at nighttime. That's weird. My friend Terry's here. Terry, thank you for showing and coming and hanging out with us. Right on, Terry. You guys met Terry? Uh-uh. No. Terry's my boy. Terry Funk. Terry's a good dude. You brought your daughter, too, right? He's got his blue shirt on. He is your boy, Blue. That's right. Okay, there's a bunch of stuff. Oh, you know what we should do? What? At some point, and I'll probably wait until about 9, but I do want to replay how we began this thing today. Because that was cool. How we started this thing today was pretty cool. So we'll do that a little bit later on. We got the questionnaire we can pass out. Mikey Show questionnaire? Yeah. Let's do it. That's always fun. Yeah. Let's do it. Another bit you hear every morning, or not every morning, but often on the Mikey Show. Oh, am I in it, too? I love Mikey Show questionnaire. I love sassy fat chick. Hey, Rob. Anytime you're ready, you can grab some of those phone calls that are all ringing right now. Every line lit up. Oh, no, you didn't hear it.
I wanted to take a break for a minute and hang out with you guys. He said he's going to stop for a little bit. Is he kidding me? You didn't hear him say that? I didn't. He totally just said that. When you guys were doing the Constitution quiz, I wanted to hang out and have some fun. It takes brass balls. Wow. Eddie, come on. You're not going to join in on that fun? Oh, well, I was spilling this out. So you want me to get phones and now I can't do the Mikey Show quiz? No, do the Mikey Show quiz. Are you sure? Yes, yes, yes. You're my friend. Yeah. Oh, jeez. All right. These questions are real dillies here. Dillies? Total dillies. Dillies. They are dillies. Beaver dillies. Oh, that first one, I don't get it. Weird. Yeah, that's all. I'm telling you, dude, it's a dilly. Beaver dilly. Hey, what is the, what happened? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, beaver dilly. I get it. That's a good one.
Don't flip me off. Hey, at Dairy Queen, what did they have that would have... Dilly Bar. Oh, yeah, Beaver Dilly Bar. Dude, it's not a Beaver Dilly Bar. It's a Beaver Dilly Bar. I get it. No, it is not. How about peanut... Sean, don't flip me off. Before we fill out... Peanut Buster Parfait. I was just going to say it. Panda Peanut Buster Parfait. Panda Peanut Butter. That's a good one, Eddie. Start naming stuff at Dairy Queen until you can't do it anymore. Blizzard. Can we say Dilly Bar again? I was going to say Peanut Butter Parfait. Okay. Dilly Bar. Buster Bar. Anybody else? Sky, come on, play this. Where? Name stuff at Dairy Queen until you can't do it anymore. And yell it out in the room. The chocolate dip soft serve. Banana split. Very good. Oh, the 50-50 bar. Oh, that's a good one. So good. Yeah, they do. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. The hamburger. The hamburger. Hot dog. Ham. French fries. Fresh banana shake. Oh. Mulatte. Mulatto. Yeah. No, they don't serve. Oh, really? They don't. I've been to a couple. No, I mean, they have people that serve, but they don't serve.
All right, now fill out your sheets. I don't get question one. Diddy time. I do. That's an easy one. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, well, fill it out then. Stop talking. In your face, Sean. Your face is all over. Yeah. Oh, by the way, great facials. Hang on, guys. We've got to be serious on this, right? So if one of your cats could have any of our personalities, whose personality would you want your cat to have? Okay, okay. You got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if you got a... Mistake. That was a mistake. I was going to say, what if you got a pet beaver? Panda. Fill it out accordingly. Okay, then. Second question. Well, I can read them out loud, right? Just so the audience knows what we're doing. Yeah. Second question. What member of the show would you like to be the focus of a reality show? Sorry, it's the first one. No, how dare you? How dare you? That's the most messed up thing ever. It's the first one of the day. But then you make us all do it. I know, but how do I stop? Turn away. Okay.
Question number three. Who could you be handcuffed to for a week? Oh, boy. You're all filthy. Question number four. You're lost in the wilderness, and someone ate the last two crackers. Who do you suspect? Wow. Can we put Boy Blender? I already did. Will you stop it? He's not on the show. That's what I put already. You can't put that. It's not an answer. This last one. Yeah. Now, I've got a question on that. Go ahead. About the fifth one? Yeah. The last question. Let me read the last question. The last question is whose home life could you live with for a week? Whose home life could you live with for a week? Does that mean whose house you could live in or, like, you have to abide by? I wrote this question, so I'll tell you what it means. What I meant was you have to live their life for a week.
But are they there with me? No. This is not a documentary. What's wrong that I'm confused? Don't yell at me, Mike. Don't take me, bro. Sean, I beg you to play sound effects. So, hold on. Let me get this straight. So, does this mean... I'm not... It means that you would literally be, like, if you picked. Like, if I picked Mikey. Then you would be Mikey, and then Rebecca would be your wife. Jacob would be your kid. You live in Mikey's mansion for a week. Yeah, and don't get any creepy ideas. I don't live in a mansion, you jack face. No, what's that? It's a mansion to me. Hey, listen. It's not a mansion. Don't get any creepy ideas about people's spouses, all right? Oh, wow. I'm going to change everything now. I had my Bieber outfit all ready to go. What's going on outside? P1's roaming around. Yeah, they're starting to tailgate, man. His gut looks like two butt cheeks, man. It's really weird. All right, whose home life... I'm done. Whose home life could I live with for a week? Oh, I didn't read the top thing. What? Is that not included?
Is it Zeth not included? That's what it says. I answered him for one. Did you really? Yeah. I answered him. We never did before, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's include Zeth. Oh, yeah. For sure. Would you have put him for one? I don't know. You want to look at him again, Sky? Yeah. Here. I know he's eating crackers. Can you pass by the food teacher? I'm not changing life. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it. Turn away. I'll turn away and I'll turn the mic off. You can start, though. The first three. Okay. Oh, I can't think of that reality show. I wrote the question. I really am having a hard time answering it. Really? Yeah. Huh. Which one? The home life one? The last one. Oh, dude. Idiot. Easy street. All right, I'm done. Easy street. I'm done. Are we waiting for anybody? Me. Hurry up, dude. Okay. I'm not fighting you! Here comes Ashley. He's got nothing to do for 14 hours. All of a sudden, he's...
Sitting back there doing nothing. Yeah, online. Yeah, yeah, online we are. Online. Online. Thank you, Boston Robert. Nah. All right, we have everybody? Uh-huh. Why don't you ID you right before you do this? Okay. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ San Diego. The following takes place between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. Are we ready? Yeah. Yep. Yep. Let's do this. This is called Mikey Show Questionnaire. The way that it works is we get a series of five questions, and we must answer by using one of the people on the show. So we have to answer with somebody on the show. We will begin with Rob. Question number one was, if one member of the Mikey Show's personality could be transplanted into your pet, who would it be and why? Oh, this is interesting. Eddie, who did he say?
And why? Wow. I'm going to have to think about that for a second. Who would he say? He always gets jackful answers, too. Yeah, I know. He throws you off. I'll say he says Sean. You are correct. Yep. And why do you guys think that? You want to know why he said Sean? It's not a furry joke. Blank. Nothing there. No answer here, Eddie. Just the word Sean. Oh, that's all I did. Oh, that's why. You're supposed to say why. No. Oh, we normally explain why on the air. We normally explain. Yeah. So how you... I wrote it all down. Oh, wow. Well, look at you. A plus. A plus. I typed it. Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Why? Why, Rob? Why? Because he is very well kept. He's very clean. That's a good point. And he has those moments where he does attack. And you can kind of pull them back, so I appreciate that in my pet. I do go in a box. It's very easy to clean up. You don't. Bro, we're on the air. He doesn't. He doesn't. Question number two. What member of the show would you like to be the focus of a reality show? Rob, this is Rob's questionnaire. Sean, what did he say?
I'll say he said me. You are incorrect. Oh, I like it. He said Ashley. Really? Yeah. Why would you like Ashley to be the focus of a reality show? Okay. The honest reason, I think she would belittle a lot of people, and I think that would make great TV. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I agree with him. That would make good TV. It's very true. It's very true. It's so true. She would demean everyone that came into contact with her, and it would be... Awesome to watch. She's good at it. I watch it every day with Seth. You guys like boyfriends or what? Yeah, cuddle up. Next question. Hot. Next question is, the next question for Rob was, who could you be handcuffed to for a week? This was an easy one for him. Sky? Uh-oh. Better one for him. Totally easy. Yeah. Oh, you got to be crazy. This has got to be an easy one for him. You're thinking what you're thinking. Is Zeth allowed to be an answer? To me, it's either Zeth or Eddie. I'm going to go Zeth. You are correct. Wow. Heck yeah. Can I please have more? And I was going to say Eddie, but Eddie would not let me watch my Red Sox. Yeah, he wrote it down and then scratched it out and put Zeth. Are you guys leaving? Oh, you're leaving. You guys have to leave? Okay, if there's any massage therapists in the audience.
You guys were great. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it so much. These massage therapists came in. Where are you from? Give another shout-out to your friends. You deserve it. What's up, Scotty, EJ, Adam, Tiffany from UEI. Scotty, you son of a bitch. Yeah. Scotty. You know what's up. He knows why. You guys did great. Thank you so much for coming in and doing that. All right, take it easy. Thanks, guys. All right. Yeah, you will. Wouldn't it be funny if they were like, we weren't really massage therapists? They're not. I don't believe they are. There's no chance. Next question for Rob was, you're lost in the wilderness since someone ate the last two crackers. Who do you suspect? Are they ham flavored? I didn't even consider that. I didn't either. I didn't either. I changed my answer. It's a good point. Because ham-flavored crackers exist. They do. Actually, they do. I've seen them before. Where have you seen ham crackers? Lucky. The low-price leader every day. Yes, where did you see ham crackers? Ooh, I'm salivating. Somebody put my ham bib on. Do tell. Put me in my ham chair. There's no such thing. Ham chair. Ramsey, walk me to the ham chair.