Furry Up -
Track 14 - Don't Wanna Fight Today

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The host rambles about a sweaty woman, questioning whether she's on medication or acting like a psycho hag and jokingly asks for her to be given wild turp. He comments on her excessive sweat, suggesting they might need to build an ark, while urging her not to fight or cry today. He engages in a self‑deprecating exchange, accepting being called stupid and noting he isn't the sharpest knife, yet insists he doesn't want to fight and thinks the other person is here to stay. The show ends with a brief, affectionate remark calling someone his best friend.

What happened, in order

1. 0:10

   Meds or Psycho Hag?

   The host questions whether a woman is on medication or just being a psycho hag.

2. 0:10

   Wild Turp Request

   He asks someone to give the sweaty girl wild turp.

3. 0:10

   Human Sweat Observation

   He remarks that he’s never seen a human so sweaty.

4. 0:10

   Ark Building Suggestion

   He says if she keeps sweating like this, they’d better build an ark.

5. 0:10

   No Fight Today

   He pleads not to fight today.

6. 0:10

   No Cry Today

   He asks not to cry today and says he can’t look while she’s crying.

7. 0:10

   Funny Stupid Exchange

   He says the other person is funny but calls him stupid, and he doesn’t care.

8. 0:10

   Self‑Deprecating Knife

   He admits it’s not just him and acknowledges he isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

9. 0:10

   No Fight, Here to Stay

   He repeats he doesn’t want to fight and guesses the other person is here to stay.

10. 2:12

    Best Friend

    He simply states “Best friend.”