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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 15
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Radio show gamePersonal opinionsPrivacy invasionStudio etiquetteGhostly phenomenaCracker eating suspectsPet personality transplantsReality show ideasHandcuffing scenariosListener interactionOn air conflictradio show
The broadcast features a 'Who Said It?' game where the show's cast members, including Mikey, Eddie, Rob, Ashley, Sean, and Skye, guess each other's answers to various hypothetical questions, such as who would eat the last crackers in the wilderness or whose personality would be transplanted into a pet. A significant conflict erupts when a listener, 'Paparazzi' (Brad), present in the studio, uses instant message names he secretly obtained from Eddie's computer to message Mikey and Ashley, leading to accusations of privacy invasion and his eventual ban from the studio. The show is also repeatedly interrupted by an unexplained microphone noise, which the crew attributes to a 'ghost,' causing genuine alarm and comedic reactions, especially from Sean.
What happened, in order
Crackers in the Wilderness - Ashley's Guilt
The game begins with Rob suspecting Ashley ate the last two crackers, leading Ashley to dramatically 'confess' to various flaws, while Rob explains his reasoning.
Whose Home Life? - Rob's Choice
The crew guesses whose home life Rob would choose to live in for a week, with Rob picking Mikey due to his spa.
Pet Personality Transplant - Ashley's Pet
The question is posed about whose personality would be transplanted into Ashley's pet, with Sean being the chosen answer for his clean, wacky, and fun traits.
Reality Show Focus - Rob's Catastrophes
Ashley reveals she would like Rob to be the focus of a reality show because of the constant catastrophic events in his life, making it entertaining.
Handcuffed for a Week - Ashley & Rob
The crew discusses who Ashley would be handcuffed to for a week, with the answer being Rob, drawing comparisons to Pam and Jim's 'sexual tension'.
Ashley's Cracker Suspicions & Zeth's Pet Name
Ashley's complex written answer for who she'd suspect of eating crackers reveals her pet name for Zeth, 'sweet baboon', which she uses to blame him.
The Ghostly Microphone Noise
A strange, unexplained noise occurs, which Sean identifies as blowing on a microphone, genuinely unsettling the crew who suspect a ghost.
Paparazzi's IM Invasion & Studio Ban
Mikey and Ashley confront 'Paparazzi' (Brad), a listener in the studio, for obtaining their IM names from Eddie's computer and messaging them, leading to a heated debate about privacy and Brad's ban from the studio.
Space Boy's Silence on Privacy
Mikey asks Space Boy, a loyal listener, for his honest opinion on Paparazzi's privacy breach, but Space Boy declines to comment, prompting Rob's teasing.
The Ghost Returns, Louder
The mysterious microphone noise returns, even louder than before, further terrifying the crew and reinforcing their belief in a studio ghost.
Mikey's Cracker Suspicions & Sean's Panda Attack
Mikey struggles to name who he'd suspect of eating crackers, eventually settling on Zeth, which leads to Sean's comedic 'pandas don't eat crackers' outburst and a physical struggle to keep him out of the studio.
People mentioned
EddieRobAshleyMikeySeanSkyeZethBradSpace BoyGeorge TakaiP1 Fuzzy Beaver
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Chop, chop! Feed me by ham. Ham feed me by ham. Oh, man. So, Eddie, who do you think that, uh, Rob said... He would suspect ate the last two crackers out in the wilderness. Um, I'm gonna say he said Ashley. You guys can come around and look if you want to. Better not have. You're correct, Eddie. You're a dick. Whoa! Now, Boston, Rob, why Ashley? I hate this game. I picked you twice. I don't even want to play this game. Why Ashley, though? It hurts my feelings. Here we go. Here we go. Eddie, though, I hate it. If she cries. If she cries, I swear. Rob, why Ashley? Why Ashley? Come on, Rob. Don't look at her. Because I'm fat. Because I'm a pig. Rob, why Ashley? Say it, Rob. You got the floor. Tell us why Ashley. Because I'm a heifer. Can we keep letting her do this? I'm alone. Can we say that? Because I lie, because I cheat, because I'm never accountable for my actions, because I don't tell the truth. Wow, she's nailing this one on the head. What? What is it? You answered it. You answered it. The worst. Hey, I picked you twice. You get mad at me if I don't pick you. If I do pick you, you get mad at me. When will you be happy? Can you ever be satisfied? Calm down. Wow.
He's got a point. He's got a point. He does have a point. Rob, why do you suspect Ash? I just see her sneaking off and eating the crackers. And then, like, we would have to find crumbs or, like, a trail of crumbs that led to her with her finishing a cracker for her to even admit it. So I just see that scenario going down. I hate you. All right. Next question. How did Rob answer this question? Whose home life could Rob live in for a week? Ashley. Well, he had a lot of problems comprehending this question. So I probably will assume that he didn't understand it anyways. So I would just say he said Eddie because I know Eddie plays a lot of video games. Pretty cool pad. That is incorrect. He said me. I knew. Yeah.
Yeah, the palace. Well, the way he always shows up to your house in a bathing suit because you have a spa. You have a spa, bro. Like, no, dude, we're playing cards. We're not going in the spa. Just one quick dip, that's all. Guy shows up in goggles and flippers. I'm here for the party. Hey, let's play cards. Now let's do Ashley's. Oh. Oh, no. I wonder if I was even picked. I bet you I wasn't. Rob, Rob, Rob. Stop. Stop that. Rob, if one member of the Mikey show's personality could be transplanted into Ashley's pet, who would it be and why? Oh, man. Wow. I'm going to say Mikey. I'm going to say Mikey. No, that is incorrect. It would be Sean. Of course it would. Because he's clean, right?
Because he's, like, crazy and wacky and fun and... But, like, well-kept. You want that in a dog? Yeah, like a fun dog to, like, play with. Like, I picture him as, like, a really playful, fun animal. What kind of animal? A dog that wouldn't want you to touch him. That's true. What kind of animal? Well, that's a good question. I was picturing something... I just said, like, what kind of animal would it be? I was picturing something cuddly and... Like a bear cuddly? Sure. Well, that would be an example of something cuddly. You mean like the Charmin bear? No. George Takai. Sure, maybe George Takai. Skye. What member of the show would Ashley like to be the focus of a reality show? Because Sean's cuddly. That's incorrect. Ashley would like Rob to be the focus of a reality show. Really? For sure. That's right. For sure. Why Rob? Well, he is a very, like, there's always catastrophic things going on in his life. Like, he's never just chill. Like, there's always massive catastrophic things going on in his life. And I don't know if it's bad luck or that he's self-destructive, but nonetheless, entertaining. Eddie, thank you. Eddie, who could Ashley be handcuffed to for a week?
See, my instinct would say Rob because they're such good friends, but she's got that stupid girl power thing with Skye, so she said Skye. Incorrect. Come on! Ashley said Rob, which is why she was upset when he didn't say her. God. Isn't that sexual tension thing? Yeah, it's like Pam and Jim all over again. Oh, yeah, definitely. Same thing. Wow. Sean. Totally. Sean. Yes. If Ashley were lost in the wilderness and someone ate the last two crackers, who would she suspect? B-Rob. That is incorrect. B-Rob doesn't eat. Thank you. He's anorexic. I didn't think of that. Eddie, take a look at how she wrote this down. No, come on, Mike. Take a look at that. Just say the answer. You don't need to. What does it say? Mike, come on, Mike. Take a look at that. What is it? What? It's the funniest thing I've seen. Come on, Mike. You see it, Eddie? Wow. She writes down. That's so messed up. What? You're so mean. He's the meanest person alive. What does it mean? She writes down. She writes down Sean, then puts a line through it. Then she writes down Zeth and puts a line through it.
Then she says, just kidding, exclamation, don't cry. Then she gives her answer, Sean. Me? Then in parentheses puts, but really, Zeth. What? Single greatest answer I've ever seen in my life. Well, you know, it's walking on eggshells at that kid. Oh, come on. I mean, sometimes I just don't know how far. You want to brutalize them. So why? Why would Zeth eat the crackers? Honestly, the only person I could really think of that would steal the crackers and eat them is me, and I couldn't answer myself. So, you know, I just threw Zep out there because I like to blame him for things all the time, so it works. Boston Rob, whose home life could Ashley live in for a week? I'm going to say, Skye, you are incorrect. She said...
Me. Definitely. Yeah, I get it. Definitely. Love your wife, love your kid, love your pad, love your car. Next question, next person. I'm all in, Mike. Next person is... Sky. Oh, no. What up? Dull. Sean, if one member of the Mikey Show's personality could be transplanted into her pet, who would it be and why? It's so hard. I will say... I was just going to say Eddie. I really don't know. Me? I know. Sean, that is incorrect. You'd be the opposite, dude. Yeah, I just... Sky said you, Sean. Yeah. Now, I didn't think about... Somebody said this earlier when Sean was picked about how he doesn't like to be touched. Like, I didn't think about that, and that's a downer. But the positives of Sean is that the cat would probably, like...
sleep and be sedate most of the time. And then all of a sudden it would just go out of control and you would like laugh and you'd like throw things and you'd like watch it. And then just like everybody else said, extremely clean. Cat would be eating the remote control. But the cat would like swear at you and like walk around the house with his pants down and stuff. Like go to the bathroom inappropriately. Yeah, like right in the middle of things. Eddie, what member of the show would Sky like to be the focus of a reality show? I think that is pretty easy. I'm going to say Sean. Incorrect. Come on. She's lying. Sky said Ashley. I went back and forth on both of them. Why Ash? I think they both would be fascinating. I just think that Ashley has a fascinating life. Like, I kind of, like... I see myself watching the Ashley reality show. Not anymore, though. That is boring. No, no. Lowest ratings on TV. Yeah, but she's mean. She's real mean now. Yeah, like she'd be mean to someone, it would make me laugh. She'd fall over something, it would make me laugh. She'd be trying to figure out something, it would make me laugh. She's only mean at work. Yeah. How do you know? You don't hang out with me outside of work. I know, but when you leave here, you just go home, right? Yeah. You talk about how it's kind of boring. I'm like, lowest ratings in the business.
She'd go home. I'd enjoy it. The reality show would be her watching some TV and making, you know, taking an English muffin, putting some tuna on it and sticking it in the toaster. But just watching her make her homemade tuna melt, hilarious. Ashley? Yes. Who could Sky be handcuffed to for a week? I'm going to assume just because I'm going to, I'm going to, that is tricky because I don't know if she'd want to be handcuffed to me for a week. Um, I'm going to say because of the gender thing, me. You are correct. Yeah. The gender thing. She would not want to poop in front of any guy except her husband. Yeah. With the door wide open. Wide open. Hello. Basically, pulling a fan to her rear and going, here it is. Right? Dig in, boo. My bouquet. Scratch and sniff without the scratch. That's disgusting.
Really gross. Oh, no. Here she goes. Uh-uh. Stop. Hold faithful. Grow up. Oh, my gosh. Please. Dude, I just... I don't like this. Oh, my. What is that noise? It's a ghost. For real. That was crazy. That's the weirdest. And, Sean, you know, like, equipment. Yes, I do. What could cause that? There are... There's only one thing I can think of for certain that will make... That particular noise. Eddie just put the blinds down because it creeped him out. I don't want that open. And that is blowing on a microphone. That kind of thing. Other than that, I mean, not even like if it were like a piece of electronics. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. That must have been it then, blowing on the microphone. Who's blowing on it? Who's blowing on it? I don't know. This guy, did you blow on it? Nobody was. Who just blew on the microphone? Nobody. I looked around at him. I didn't, I swear. I didn't blow on the microphone.
I think it might keep going after you guys blow on it. I know. That's what we were just saying. I did. And then turn your mic off right after you do it because I think it might be tearing it for some reason. No. I didn't blow on it. Did you guys blow on it? No. No. Get me out of here. I heard someone blow on it. I'm going home. I'm not kidding. Absolutely. I'm going home. And this is the third time it's happened, and it happens at completely random times. I don't like this. That's crazy. Hey, man. Hey, let's keep going. I don't like this. Let's keep going on the questionnaire. Ghosts, we're very friendly. We don't want to harm you. I think it's a friendly ghost. Boston Rob, Sky is lost in the wilderness. Freaky. Someone ate the last two crackers. Who does Sky suspect? Mikey. Incorrect. Ah, man. Mikey's guilt would not let him do that. Sky suspects Ashley. Of course. Come on, we all know she ate those crackers. She's eating them right now. And then she'd have crackers on her mouth and she'd be like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. What crackers? What's a cracker? Ain't no crackers. You guys are the worst. Ashley is like the queen scavenger. She's Piggy from Lord of the Flies.
She just walks around, and when you're not looking, she'll pick up a little something, enjoy it, walk away. I like to share. I'd share my food with you. That's true. Eddie, whose home life could Ashley live with for a week? You mean Skye? Yes. Skye, I believe. That was you. That was you. Come on. I'll say Sean. Incorrect. What? Skye could live in. Your life, Eddie, for a week. Why, Eddie? Because Eddie has a very kind of rigid daily routine, and I enjoy that. There's a set time for the nap. There's a set time for a meal, for watching, for showering. His wife is the bomb. She is like one of the best bakers I know, and she would cook me treats, and I enjoy her a lot. Not the way you want them, but.
and hanging out. That's cool. So, yeah, for that reason. Yeah, they don't have ham. Stop it. So, for that reason, yes. Huh. And there it is. All right, now we move on to, where is he? Where'd Sean go? I don't know. He just disappeared. He made me look for the ghost. Here he comes. Where did he go? I don't know. Probably to the next room. Make water. All right, Shawnee, we're going to do yours. All right. Yes. Come on. Oh, biggity boy. Come on. Sky. What up? If Sean. could have one member of the Mikey Show's personality transplanted into his pet, who would it be and why? I think it would be you, Mikey, because of the chill factor. Incorrect. It would be Ashley. What? Sean. Sean, why Ashley? I thought that Ashley would actually make a hysterical pet. Thank you. Plus...
Plus, after seeing those dance moves earlier today, I want to see a cat do that. Wow. And then he'd be in your panda suit, and then he'd be like, yeah. Actually, I would not do that because that's bestiality. Thank you. I don't want to hear that. Thank you. And good. And Eddie. Yes. What member of the show would Sean like to be the focus of a reality show? Okay, this can go in a bunch of different directions. Stop. Stop, Mikey. I didn't just do that. Yes, you did. Who did that? I didn't just do that. I saw you. I'm looking right at you. I swear I really didn't. Wow, that was nice. You're lying because I know you when you lie. Stupid Rob. My hand to God, I really didn't do that. You're crossing your fingers then. Dude, it was Rob. I saw Sean do it. Okay, well, there it is. Yeah, but it wouldn't be. It was Sean. Wow. You're the worst. You're the worst. You're the worst. You're the worst. You're the worst. Who'd just be on the microphone? What is that? Stop blowing on the microphone. What is that? It is freaking me out right now. I didn't do it. Everyone stop blowing on the mic. Okay, everybody stop. Who did Sean... God, it's not happening. ...want to be the focus of a reality show? I am getting scared. Uh, Ashley. You asked me. Oh, Eddie.
Oh my gosh, he's losing it. I mean... I'll say Boston Rob. That is correct. Johnny, why Boston Rob? Moley. What? No. What was the question? The reality show. Oh yeah, the reality show. Here's why. His story this morning, like with the ghetto bird and all that stuff. Really, like that's very entertaining. Right. I get it. Skye, who could Sean be handcuffed to for a week? Oh, man. Nobody. I wanted to answer myself. Please be me. Ashley, I think, is a good answer because she kind of has germaphobe issues, but at the same time, she has a sweat problem. Yeah, no way. I'd be the last person. That kind of ruins it. Remember when we broke up and then he was like, I was talking. You guys went out?
No. Yeah, well, like, two years ago. Shut up. We broke up, and he started freaking out, saying I was stalking him, and, like, put a restraining order. Oh, jeez. Weird. It's not weird. I'm going to say Mike. It was unnecessary. That is correct. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. That is correct. Yeah, why me, Shawnee? I thought that... Wait, what was the question? Dude, come on. I'm getting, like, too distracted. Who could he be handcuffed to for a week? Oh, handcuffed. I picked my, the reasoning was twofold, number one. He's relatively clean. But also, he just likes to sit around and do nothing and watch movies. I mean, it just wouldn't be a problem. That is correct. Let's see. Ashley? Yes, sir. If Sean were lost in the wilderness and someone ate the last two crackers, who would Sean suspect? I'm just, I don't know, me, because that's a popular answer. That is incorrect. No, really? He would suspect Boston Rob. Why me? Yeah, and I just, I went with a whole, like, you know. He says, why me with his mouth full. I know. I went with the poor and destitute thing. I mean, I get that he doesn't, you know, like to eat, I guess. But I would still suspect him. My wife packed me animal crackers.
I saw that. Because she's the best. She's so cool. She's awesome. She's the best. She's great. She's awesome. Let's see. Eddie? Yo. Whose home life could Shawnee live in for a week? If it was kind of the same answer as the handcuff thing, I would guess, and I would say you for that reason. That is incorrect. Oh, hello. Let's see, I'm confused now. Shawnee would like to live in your life for a week, Eddie. Why? Here's why I didn't. Mike, the baby cannot happen, cannot happen. I get it. And I would also assume that because Eddie is married now, his place probably isn't a disaster anymore. It never was, dude. With, you know.
Silverware issue. Glasses issue. You went there, Eddie. You went there. There was nothing wrong with him. So I could only assume that, you know, she's a good homemaker. I'm pretty sure. And, you know, Eddie and I like to do similar things. I don't like to wear a beaver suit. Guess who's next? Eduardo Pompobon. Oh, thank you very much. Enjoy. Dr. Pappy. Dr. Pappy. That's what I'm saying. You guys tell me if I should be irritated about this. Break it down. What? I just got an instant message. Don't say it. Oh, this is going to be good, whatever it is. Yeah. We are off the air. Why are we off the air? He's saying wrong that that's not how he got it. Call in then, Brad. That's BS. That's exactly how you got it. You got it sitting there at Eddie's desk. You've never IM'd any of us before. Now you're IMing me and Ashley. Oh, I guess we're back.
And we're back. And we're back. The sign stopped blinking. Call, paparazzi. So he's saying he... He just wrote wrong. Yeah, because... How? Because I would be... He sat in my chair, dude, and I know that's how he got it. And I have to say, Mikey, I would be upset if anybody did that. Like, when it comes to your IM, I think that's something that you need to give to somebody. I think you're right. You know what I mean? You know? That's such a... That's a bummer. Bro. Well, I'll tell you what. Let me just put it this way. It's something that Space Boy wouldn't do. No way. No way. Are you kidding me? That dude's been sitting back there. You don't even know he's in the room. That's a good guy. Love it. Yeah, it really made me uncomfortable. What did he say to you, Ashley? He just said, do I have a picture of Sean? Because he was going to do a Photoshop picture of Sean in a panda suit. Oh, creative. That hasn't been done. But I'm just like, you know. I'm slammed right now. We're on the air. Hold on. We got to reset because we were off the air when we started this conversation about paparazzi. So if you could just explain it again. Why is everybody calling? Everyone didn't hear the beginning. I'm sitting here on the air. We're doing the show. And I got an instant message from paparazzi. And then Ashley said, yeah, she got an instant message from paparazzi. And we let paparazzi come in the studio today. Now, see, this is a weird thing. You let people.
come and hang, and he got all of our instant message names from Eddie's computer. I guess he's claiming he didn't, but we haven't heard out. But how would he know him? And he would have had to memorize him. He'd done this before, like with our inside line, like he had it for some reason, and then he started to use it to call him. He just said right now, he said all the lines are busy, should I call him the inside line? He's got the number. He's done it before. To, like, comment on something. Ah, you know, it's just not. I think I agree with Sky. You've got to give out your I.M. name. You just magically got it. Well, it's like giving out your phone number. You know, you've got to give out your celly. You can't just. People can't just take your cell phone number. You've got to give it to people. And the bottom line is, like, I know that before Space Boy leaves, I'm going to give him my number. I want to get his cell phone number. Right. He has my I.M. I'm totally cool with him I.M. and me. But you've got to give it out. Otherwise, it feels like an invasion of your privacy. It's like someone showing up at your front door. Like, how do you find out where I live? You feel kind of like, ah, dude, come on, that's not cool. Call in, dude. He's asking, should I do the inside line, whatever? Just call in. Just tell that fool to call in. I'm so upset right now. Why are you upset? It doesn't matter. I wish you got my IM.
Yeah, why are you such a hothead? He's stealing from my friends right now. I'm not a hothead. I'm just a little upset. That's some punk-ass move right there. No, I'm not going to take a breath. It's amazing that something so big comes from something so small. Are you going to answer the phone? How are we going to get through if Rob doesn't answer the phone? Jeez, that guy. That's a great point. Why isn't he calling? Because Rob's not answering the phone. Dude, I'm going through these lines. Hurry up. He's doing it then. I'm going. Shut up. Shut up. Thank you. Please, man. Figure it out. That's what I'm saying. Oh. Yeah. I can relate to that. Leave her alone. Minnie, Minnie, what did you do when you got the I am, Ash?
I IM'd Eddie, and I said, what do I do? And he said, don't write back. And I said, I wasn't planning on it. Then he IM'd me again. Yeah, he IM'd me. Then he IM'd me again. He IM'd me, and he said, and I didn't know who it was, but I figured it was somebody that we knew because I get this IM that says, do you know what Ashley's pet name is for Zeth? And I'm like, I figured that this was somebody that I know. What is he? I go, what? He says, sweet baboon. I say, who is this? He says, paparazzi. I go, how did you get this? So he's calling in right now. We're going to find out. Okay. Yeah, what, Zeth? That is even cursed. Yo, Zeth. Oh, my gosh. Yo. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go ahead, Zeth. Dude. Zeth, what? This is freaking me out. What, Zeth? What, Zeth? No, like, okay, two things. First of all, I haven't. Answer him, Rob. I got him. Oh, you got him online. I got him. Okay, here he is. Go ahead, Zeth. Go ahead. No, first thing, I haven't talked to this kid a day in my life, so he has no business talking about me. I'm sorry, you do some shady stuff like this, and then you bring me into this dude, I haven't talked to you. And B, he was in Ashley's studio, and me and her were having a conversation that whole time he was in here waiting in Ashley's studio. That's where he got it. That's how he knows that. That must be it, because I was like, me and Seth kid around all the time on IM, and I was like calling him monkey, and he's like, don't call me monkey, and I was like, how about baboon? Like, we're joking around.
On IM. Brad, you got to admit, man, that feels kind of invasive, bro. That feels like a, what was that word? A violation. You want to know how I originally got it? No, no, you don't have to talk about mine, because I know that I've said mine on the air before, and I haven't actually said that it's my aim thing. I've said that it's my email, so I've given my email before. Yeah, I didn't get yours from the air a long while back, the very first time you guys ever had me in studio. I saw Ashley messaging you back and forth, but I never messaged you guys because you never actually gave it to me. So I thought, okay, well, because you never gave it to me, I wouldn't message you out of respect. But this time when Ashley had been going back and forth with him, making that baboon comment, I was like, oh, I got to tell Mikey that, hey, you know, that's his pet name. Yeah, I don't know, dude. It's just kind of suspicious when you're sitting at Eddie's computer today, and that's when it starts. You know what I mean, dude? Now, the only person that messaged me was Shauna when I was at his computer, and I called him over so he could... Messaged you? No, bro. She messaged me. Message Eddie while I was... It's my computer. Yes. Paparazzi, like, I'm sorry, like, that just freaks me out that pretty much you were completely eavesdropping on everything I was doing on that computer. You were behind me for, like, three hours, and I was responding to emails, and I was doing a lot of work. I am stuff. And, like, you were pretty much eavesdropping on all of it? No.
That's not cool. You're lying, dude. You're lying. You're lying, kid. You're lying. Don't let him ever come back down here. Boss is coming out. You're never coming back down here, son. That's some creepy son. You're called a son. Well, maybe he is his son. We don't know. Well, that's true. He's got a lot of kids. We haven't done a test. That's all I'm saying. Paparazzi, do you know who your mama is? We got to do a test. We got to do a test, paparazzi. You might be his son. Oh, God, no. That is so... Well, listen, Brad, listen. When we invite you in... We don't invite him in anymore. You don't come in anymore. When we invite you in and you do stuff like that, it's not very nice. It's not cool. That's why I'd never messaged you previously. Yeah, well... Doesn't make any sense. Come on, bro. Come on. Dude. Dude. Dude. Be reasonable. Let's be reasonable. Let's be reasonable with him. Your band. Your band, kid. Thank you. It's over. It's over. Absolutely. I caught you peeping in my sister's window. Yep. You know what we do to folks like that back in Boston? There we go. What do they do, Rob? What does your throat say? I don't want to say it. Hold on. They tattoo their throat. Don't come after me, you guys. No, you're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. You're my boy. I'm just saying, that's some creepy stalking stuff that I don't like to hear about. I don't like going on. Yeah, dude. That's right.
Get him. I feel so violated. You should feel violated. I do. It's like, what else did he see? What else does he know? Plus, he's, like, really smart, and how do I know he can't get into my passwords? That is messed up. He mentally penetrated you? I wasn't going to take it there. I meant violated. Now, I honestly, listen, I want to get a very, very, very honest opinion, okay? Space Boy, I want you to be really honest. Here we go. No, no, no. I like it. No, this is good. No, no, no. Whatever you're going to say, I love. No, no, no. Eddie, I don't want to lead in a way where it seems like I'm having Space Boy be like, yeah, that's not cool, dude. Because Space Boy has actually told me some things that have been very constructive. And I'm not going to say what they are, but he's given me some very constructive criticism. And I respect Space Boy because he's the greatest P1 of all time. And so I'm sitting here having this conversation with Brad, and I'm thinking to myself, you know, it's very possible Space Boy could be like, dude, give him a break. It's not that big a deal. We're all fans. You know, I wouldn't have done it, but blah, blah, blah. Right. So WWSBD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do what Space Boy would do. What would Space Boy do? So, Space Boy, give me your take on this one. Right in the microphone. Be honest, too. Right in the microphone.
Choose your words wisely. No, don't. Easy, Rob. Don't try to scare him. Don't do that. Don't do that. Seriously, I'd like this to stay out of this. Oh, see. I don't blame him. He scared him. I don't blame him. He didn't scare anybody. I don't blame him. Rob's being all thug-like. I can't. He wants to stay out of it. But maybe you do. Maybe your feeling is, hey, man, give the guy a break. I just, personally. I give him a couple of breaks. Hey. Hey, listen. Let me explain. Let me explain. What? If your phone rings. And you answer the phone, and somebody's like, hey, dude, what's going on? And they start talking to you, and you realize that you didn't give that person your phone number. You don't like it. You just don't like it. Well, it's wrong, Mike. It's wrong. It really kind of is. I believe it's in the Bible. You son of a bitch. It is wrong. And in my opinion, you should always say to somebody, hey, dude, is it cool if I get your number? And if that person wants to, then they offer you the number. But I don't know, man. You know what it is? It's a boundary thing. It's just a boundary thing. And to me, it's a crossing of a boundary. Yeah, I just kind of thought it was common knowledge that you don't read other people's IMs. Well, that's common courtesy. It's a big respect. If I was sitting in front of somebody's computer and an IM came up, I would read it and I wouldn't tell anybody. But I wouldn't take the information and use it. But I would read it. I'm just being completely 100% honest.
I think that that's a normal admission. Like, if anyone maybe saw an IM and they maybe actually read it. I don't expect him to not read an IM. Like, and I get that, but you would never, like, bring it up and bring the information out. It doesn't feel fair. It doesn't feel fair. No. You know, so, paparazzi, you're still a Hall of Famer, but. You can't do that stuff, bro. Asterisk. It's not fair. It's not fair. No way. Not cool. Boston Rob's putting an asterisk by your name is like Barry Bonds. Hello? I'm here. All right. Well, he doesn't care. All right. Thanks, paparazzi. All right. He doesn't care. It's called manners. I don't know, man. It just bums me out. You know, if somebody calls you on your cell, you haven't given your number out or hit you on your IM. Especially on a day when you've got 150 IMs going on. That's the thing, too. But here's the deal. The deal is that I love paparazzi, but that paparazzi is all up in your kitchen all the time. And that's the thing. He's a nice, great guy. He's a loyal listener, but he really is like paparazzi. He's paparazzi. And it's creepy.
And he doesn't care. He's not like, all right, dude, sorry, I won't do it. He's not like put out now. He's done it a million times in every different way possible. No. The Charmin bear. Okay. Yeah, let's do some funny stuff now. I'm just saying the Charmin bear. George. I love the Charmin bear. It's soft toilet paper. Do you ever notice that when you go to... A roadside rest stop. The toilet paper is always very thin. What are you doing at roadside stops, George Takai? Well, I'm telling you. And using the restroom. Obviously, I'm telling you about the toilet paper. So what do you think I'm doing? I don't know. That sounds really strange. And familiar. I'm using the restroom. And you're a connoisseur of this? No, I'm just saying.
I'm going home. And as soon as we acknowledge it, it goes away. It's gone. Every time, too. Get me out of here, dude. Every time, too. I'm chill. I'm going to cry. No one did. No one blew on the microphone, and that started happening. Dude, as soon as we acknowledged it, it stopped. That happens every time. Get me out of here. I don't like this. That happens every time. Sean, I don't like this. I can pull up the clip, and when we, last time. That was the loudest it's ever been. I think it was paparazzi. That was the loudest it's ever been. And right when we acknowledge it, it goes away. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. What the? That was not cool, man. No. Hey. Bro. Hey. I don't want to do this. Hey. Hey. If that S starts happening, this guy just happened again. Go. Bad, though. The worst ever. The worst ever. It was really loud, and nobody blew. Where were you? Yeah, where were you? And for a long time, too, and we all stood up and put our hands up and backed away. I was in the rescue. I got you, George the guy. Get out of here. Not now, George. Sean, no. Don't do this music, Sean. Sean. Don't play that music. Turn the music on. I'm not playing the music. I can't even hear it. Sean, I can... Oh, that music. Sean, cut it out. Sean, seriously? Uh-uh. Stop. Uh-uh. Hey, listen. If that ass starts happening at like 2 a.m., I'm leaving. I'm going home. Me too. I'm going home. Let's just go home now. No way, bro. Seriously, bro. It's very thin. George. Hey. Oh, it's still there. George Sakai? George. We just had a ghost in here.
busy, man. You probably got scabs from it. No! Why are you going there? You're disgusting. Well, you know what I mean. Yeah, we do. Gross. Let's finish up Eddie's list. Okay. So, Skye, if one member of the Mikey show's personality could be transplanted into Eddie's pet, who would it be and why? I want to go with Sean. Sean's been a very popular answer, but then part of me... thinks like B-Rob, because B-Rob is kind of, you know, Eddie's little brother. I'm going to go B-Rob. You are correct. Why B-Rob, Eddie? This guy's right. He's like my little brother. He's very loyal. And you saw when somebody tried to attack us, he went crazy. He would be the greatest watchdog ever. And the smallest. Well, yeah, but ferocious.
What member of the show would Eddie like to be the focus of a reality show? I will say... George Takai. He's a good one. Have I mentioned toilet paper? Yes, many times. Over and over, actually. In a pinch. Hey, bro. What? Sulu, knock it off. Don't say pinch. Yeah, especially when you're talking about... Bounty paper towels. Enough is enough. Why do you need the quicker picker upper? Because it's very absorbent. I'll just say Ashley. You are incorrect. Eddie said Sky would make a great focus of a reality show. Dude, think about it. Yeah. Her home life and her ordering that poor husband of hers around all day long would be hysterical. That's not true. You absolutely do that. I do not do that.
Oh, it would be great. He's a grown-ass man. Yeah, he is. All she does is correspondence, guys. That's her responsibility in her home. And taskmaster. Right. Do this, do that, do this, do that. I make the honey-do list, and I do the correspondence. You mean the honey-baked list. No, my hubby knows what needs to be done. He takes care of his own business. And mine. Well, he does take care of his own business. Go fill the chopper up. Yes, the chopper, yeah. The beach car, sorry. Right, the beach car that we don't have. Either one, really. Yeah. Sky. What? Who could Eduardo Pomplebond be handcuffed to for a week? Week. That's tough. That is. Yeah, I guess B-Rob. You are incorrect. Take another guess. You are incorrect. Take another guess. Mike. You are incorrect. Take another guess. Sean. Yep. Took you four guesses. Thanks, sweetie. Why? Dude, just for the free furry conventions alone would be so much fun. Would you be the panda or the beaver? Hey, I'll take whatever, honestly. I thought you were supposed to do this, like, legitimately. I am doing it legitimately. You'd be a blast, dude.
I don't have germ issues, so I would have a great time with you. He's very clean. You guys would frolic around. You'd have a great time. I doubt that. Play video games all day, watch movies. Great. How much fun would that be? Boston Rob. Go. Yay. Eddie is lost in the wilderness. Easy street. Someone ate the last two crackers. I know who did it. Who does Eddie suspect? Eddie knows who did it. It was Ashley. That is correct. Duh. Great. Why? Oh, dude. No, no, seriously. Are you kidding? Thank you, Sean. She lies about everything. I do not. Everything. That is so not true. That is not true. Sean, whose home life could Eddie live with for a week? I thought he almost had it. He really studies these questions. He doesn't mess around. He doesn't want to give an answer. We only have 28 hours, Sean. Sean, you're not going to go to jail or anything if you get it wrong.
It is radio, so you can think it out out loud. You mind? You mind? Sean. You mind? You mind? I just, dude, I want you to know either way, if you get it right. Sean. You mind? I just, I want you to know that no matter what, if you get it right or you get it wrong. it won't change our opinion of you. That's true. We still love you, bro. I'm not concerned with that. Either way, you'll be our friend. I can tell that you are. You don't know me very well. I just want you to know that no matter if you get this right or wrong, dude, we're still your friends. Shut up. Blow it out your A, dude. Whoa, dude. Hey, guys. Come on. Remember what the question is. Yes. This time I do. Shut up. Who's home life could Eduardo live with for a week? That is so messed up. That is so brutal. You're so mean. Oh, wow. You're so mean. Don't be mean to her. She's so sweet. I'm sorry, Pidge. I was born with that. I had to wear special shoes when I was little, and I'm still kind of pigeon-toed. Well, put them back on, honey.
Come on, Sean. I may be a pigeon, but you're a panda, which is worse. Which is worse. I really made Sean mad outside. Did you see the girl coming around? She was asking us to sign the big card for her friend. Happy birthday. She was asking us all to do it. And I go, Sean, I go, stick your paw in there. That's a good one. And she thought it was fun, but Sean didn't think it was fun. Sean, why? Sean, whose home life could Eddie live with for a week? Toppin' over yet? Like, testimony goodbye. I mean, what the hell? Longest game ever. Do you mind? We started this game at like 6 this morning. No, it's been an hour because I'm recording it. It's been 60 minutes. Sean! If I could... Rob, you're a D. Not cool. Uh-uh. Hey. That sucks. Obigity. If you guys would quit cutting me off. Sean, you're not saying anything. Think about it. I will say... Hit it. Hit it, Sean. Hit it. I will say... Sean. Hold on. Hurry up now. Dang it, let me think.
I forgot the question. Let me read it again. What are we playing? Sean, whose home life could Eddie live with for a week? Do we start singing once you stop reading the question? What are we doing? I'm so confused right now. Also in a pinch. No, George Takai. Brawny. How do I not remember the question again? I am going to go with Sky. I forgot what the question was. What are we doing? For real, can you read it one more time? The question was, whose home life could Eddie live with for a week? And, Sean, you are correct. Oh, this guy. See, it paid off. Duh. How? Dude, you don't do anything. Your husband does everything for you. All you have to do is correspondence. You sit around in Rancho Santa Escondido. I mean, it's a great life you have. And when it comes to the loving?
Nobody delivers like you know who. Right? Am I right? Talk about a bounty moment. No! George. Finally, my questionnaire. Eddie? Yes. If one member of the Mikey Show's personality could be transplanted into my pet, whose would it be and why? I think you're going to probably say Sean. Because of the cleanliness, not thinking about the touching thing. That is incorrect. I said Rob. Really? He's already kind of my pet. Now, he is a great pet. He's very loyal. I love him. I love him to death. He's one of those pets where you have a whole bunch of pets.
But, like, if anything ever happened to that pet, you'd have to take, like, three weeks off. Right. Like, if the house was on fire, you'd grab that. Yes. Like, you couldn't live without that pet. It's the truth. That's awesome. I just got, I just, I got to find out who this is. What? No way, dude. I'm going to freak out. I really am. You already have been. I didn't freak out earlier. Oh, that's scary. You're already going to turn into the green monster? I would try to, but I don't think it would happen. Turn into the Hulk? Yeah, what is the green monster? I don't know. The jolly green monster? I meant the Hulk. Or the green monster at Fenway? Who is it, Mike? They're not saying. Can I come find him? Ghost, it's the ghost. Let me strong on him. It's P1 Fuzzy Beaver. Are you kidding me? Yeah, no kidding. Ashley, what member of the show would I like to be the focus of a reality show? Sean. Incorrect. That is correct. I can't guess twice. I would love a reality show about Skye. She almost was when she was younger. It was called Cops.
She is very... Hey, dude, you were, like, on Cops last night, okay? That's what you're talking about. Thank you. Skye is very interesting. I think that she would have an interesting life out of here. You know what? I'd really like to see her interact. I'd like to see Skye interact with, like, her mom and dad. Like, I don't know anything about that, and I want to. I kind of know what goes on with her and the hub, but I want to know about the mom and the dad. Just imagine the conversation after today's show with her mom. Yes. How great would that be? What about their dinner conversations? I want to have a camera in the car driving home where the producers are asking her questions in the car. I want that. Yeah. You know, like when people are just talking in the car and you're getting to hear them. Like, I want to hear her thoughts. For sure. Sky. Yeah. Who could I be handcuffed to for a week? Easy. Yeah, I would say either Eddie or Sean. I'm going to go Sean. Incorrect. What? I could be handcuffed to Ashley for a week. Shut your mouth. No way. Yeah, I believe it could happen. Absolutely. Yay! I could absolutely be handcuffed to Ashley for a week. We'd have fun. I...
I believe that I have a much deeper understanding for Ashley now, and she has a much deeper understanding for me now. We get each other. If we got into any disagreements, I believe we could work them out very quickly. I don't know. Yeah, we would annoy each other, but I think it would be very doable. I think it could be worked out. I think that's awesome. I'm all in. Eddie. I'm lost in the wilderness and someone ate the last two crackers. Who do I suspect? Let me think. Ashley. Incorrect. I do not believe it would be Ashley that ate the last two crackers. Old Ashley would have ate those crackers and lied about it. She still does. New Ashley would have ate those crackers and lied about it. I believe new Ashley would go, I can't do it, it's wrong. No way. Thank you. Then who? Zeth. I don't know him well enough. I don't know him well enough. Poor guy. I'm not sure. Well, I know it wouldn't be Eddie. I know it wouldn't be Eddie because...
I've known Eddie for 25 years or 47 years. I know it's not Eddie. I know it's not Skye because Skye could never live with it if we found out. And she would think, if these guys find out, I ate the last two crackers, I'm dead. I don't think it would be Sean because I honestly don't think Sean's concerned about it. Like, it's just not, like, it's not on the top. Like, I believe that Sean feels... Someone will lead. It's very fair. Yeah. And he would want those to be rationed. No, no, no. Well, I believe you. I believe that's correct, but that's not where my thinking is. I believe that Sean. Plus, pandas don't eat crackers. Don't go in there, Sean. Sean, sit down. It's okay. Sit down. Come on, sit down. Holy cow. Come on, bro. Take a load off. Relax. He's right. And have a nice tea. They eat bamboo. Good one, Rob. Have a nice tea. Holy crap, I thought he was going to lie. He just scared me. That was scary. That was like when animals attack. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Rob is sitting on the ground. Trying to get in on that studio. Rob is on the ground laughing, holding the door shut with his back. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in. Sean's trying to get in
That was an unbelievable moment. I snapped those friggin' twig legs. 300-plus pound body. My gosh, that was nuts. Robert, are you okay? I'm fine. That was a big bamboo. Anyways, back to the questionnaire. Eddie, shut up. What'd she say? Eddie's headphones weren't on. Shut up. What'd she say? I didn't say it. Holy crap. Shawnee, I said that you are sexy. Shut up your mouth. I said you're looking good. You're banging against the door with your 360-pound body. That's a compliment. You're a tall man. You're a tall glass of water. You're a tall glass of water. I didn't realize I appeared that thin. You dropped some LBs, Shawnee. Thank you. She noticed I've lost weight. Oh, my God. My side hurts. I like women a little bigger. What happened? What are we doing? What's wrong with that? Back to Mikey. Eddie. Yeah. Whose home life could I live with for a week?
Oh, careful, dude. This is so violent. I heard of it. I'll say you said Sean. That is incorrect. I have no idea. I said Sky. Really? Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, that is the life. I know. What are you guys talking about? Baths. Candles. You have a bathtub and candles. Pooping wherever you want. I mean. I use the restroom. I mean, it's good. It's good. The freedom to drive whatever you want.
Fly whatever you want. Morning, noon, and night. Oh, yeah. I'll have a ham omelet, a ham sandwich, and a ham lasagna. Okay. Holy cow. Oh, yeah. Wow. That is that. Woo! Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On I-O-Z, San Diego. The following takes place between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. Yeah, it does. How long have we been doing this? I don't know. 12, 13, 14, 15 hours. 700 hours. Yeah. It's not that bad except for the fact that I have a little bit of a headache from laughing. Oh, wicked bad right now. Yeah, I got that too. I have ibuprofen. You do? Yeah. Can I have some? Yeah. Do you like two? I've got gabapentin. Oh, look at my wife. Sean's got a lot better painkillers than the Tylenol, man. Speaking of, man, speaking of painkillers, did you guys see the last intervention with the dude shooting OxyContin? No.
Did you see that, Shawnee? No. I had no idea that people could do that. Was it a new one or was it that drummer kid? It was a new one. It was the drummer kid. Yeah. That's a new season. That is? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. That's what I was asking. No, but I saw that a while ago. I didn't know that was the new season. Yeah, it's new season. Yeah, that dude was weird. Where was that? Do you know if that was in Arizona or California? I think it was in, like, just north of here, right? In, like, the OC or something. Because I remember you came from, like, some pampered family or something. Pampered. It was very pampered, that kid. They take it, they do it like heroin. Oh, yeah. They take the Oxycontin, they stick it in a... In a spoon, they bash it up. They put, what do they put, water? A couple drops. A couple drops of water? Yeah, to get it going. Well, I mean, more than a couple drops. Make like a pill paste? Yeah, exactly. You're making a pill paste. Wait, Ashley. You got to do it out of the sun. What's going on there? Oh, man, I am done. What is going on there? I don't want to leave my room. What is going on there? You dropped it in sulfuric acid.
What? Look at this thing she just gave me. Go show them your ibuprofen. Hey, can I say something real quick on the air? Yeah. If anyone outside is listening, I lost the ring that Mikey gave me, so if anyone... Aw, dude. Dude, you know how distraught I am, and I've been holding it back for like two hours? It came off my finger. Did you say you're good, though? Yeah, but that bums me out. I gave... Dude, that bums me out. Yeah, maybe you should eat a sandwich or something. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, you ought to mix in some lasagna. You know I don't like food. If anyone saw my pants fell off when I was walking back. So if anyone sees a silver ring, I can grab it.