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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 18
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Top Gun movie analysisHomoerotic subtext in filmCrude humor & jokesListener relationship adviceFamily caregiving dilemmasRadio show banterPop culture referencesOffensive comedytop gunmovie commentarygay humorcrude jokes
The Mikey Show hosts, including Mikey, Eddie, and Sean, provide a raunchy, often offensive, running commentary on the movie Top Gun, highlighting its perceived homoerotic undertones and making numerous gay and bodily function jokes. They mock characters like Maverick and Goose, especially during Goose's death scene, and invent crude call signs. Later, a listener identified as P1-Dash from Point Loma emails in, seeking advice because his sisters refuse to care for their mother after she broke her hip, leaving him, a part-time graphic novelist, as the only option. The hosts offer sarcastic and unhelpful advice, culminating in a LASIK eye surgery commercial.
What happened, in order
Falling in Love with Heels
The show opens with Mikey describing falling in love with a man in heels behind him, leading to jokes about masculinity and awkward attraction.
Origami & Butthole Smells
The hosts make fun of origami as a gay activity, transition into AIDS jokes, and discuss 'pumping the smell of butthole' into masks.
Gay Guys Watch Top Gun
The crew interprets classic Top Gun lines through a gay lens, suggesting gay men watch the movie without picture, just listening to the dialogue.
Goose's Death & HIV
The hosts provide a crude running commentary during Goose's death scene, making jokes about his demise not being from HIV and 'fly rage'.
Post-Death Crude Jokes
Following Goose's death, the hosts continue with highly inappropriate jokes, referencing 'Hershey Highway,' 'Where is Thumpkin?', and 'nicotine test' underwear.
Miramar & Faggot
The hosts discuss the filming location and deliver a line about being 'sorry about Goose, but you're still a faggot,' followed by more crude remarks.
New Call Signs
The hosts invent new, demeaning call signs for the Top Gun pilots, such as 'Hamburger Mary's' and 'Corvette Diner,' and mock their height.
Don't Forget You Killed Goose
A recurring joke about Maverick being responsible for Goose's death is repeated, mixed with 'I am Batman' and 'Robin Zeff' references.
P1-Dash's Mom Dilemma
The show transitions to a listener email from 'P1-Dash' who is frustrated his sisters won't care for their mom after she broke her hip, leaving him, a part-time graphic novelist, as the only option.
Sarcastic Advice & LASIK Ad
The hosts parody a self-help show, offering P1-Dash sarcastic advice to 'clap on' for his mom and quit writing graphic novels, then abruptly pivot to a commercial for Dr. John Kownacki's LASIK surgery.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSeanSkyeRobPeteRickChris HansenTom CruiseDon CheadleGeorge TakaiBrian WilsonP1-DashMarta EspinaDr. John KownackiAshleyRon EisemannSteve CarellWhip HubblyKenny Loggins
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I think I'm falling in love with the guy behind me. Uh-oh. He's in heels right now. Seriously. You can tell. You can tell. He's walking uphill. Stilettos. Get on my... And he's still short. Rice rocket. I can't hear you through my masculinity. I can't get through to him. I can't hear you through my overcompensation. I'm gonna get my Karmagee. I'm gonna get him. I love the feeling of power. Dang. Let's kiss. And I'm going to turn you straight. Is that right? If I had four or five bricks to stand on, I'd kiss you. And why are you wearing a jacket? It's 90 degrees. And I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.
Oh, my God. I don't want anyone to know I've fallen for a gay guy. It's embarrassing. Little old me. He started crying knowing he had to do it. He's like, oh, I wish I had some Chardonnay. He finishes like... That's a man's shirt she's wearing. Made her wear it. I'm the only way he could go through with it. I'm going to call you Goose. Just shut up. It's like, hey, is there any white light around this place? Ew. It's like the first time he's ever kissed a girl. Who kisses like that? She's like, that's my nose. It's like watching a lizard. As awkward as the Ryan Seacrest Terry Hatcher kiss. Yes. He's all just turn around. Except not as straight. Anybody got a pillow? He's like, just call me Goose. Anybody got a pillow?
Hello. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. You should be. I'll just keep sitting here. Gotta love origami. Well, you know he's gay now. He's doing origami. Thanks, Goose. It's like, welcome to the magical world of AIDS. Oh, my God. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. Everybody has AIDS. Yes. There it is. Way to go. Splitting hairs, buddy. Splitting hairs. I can't breathe. I think they're pumping the smell of butthole in those masks. Oh, my God, dude. Holy... Oh, my God. Too far. Too far. Well, it keeps him alert.
How dare you? Oh, my God. Thank you and good night. Oh, my God. He's saying, holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose. I'm sure he's saying that. Speaking of Goose, thanks for last night. I've got my eye on the northern bogey. He's like... That's all the butthole. It's like blue velvet. Save some for me. I'm down to one canister. Oh, now we've got to go refill the butthole canisters. This is a great flavor. This is Asian starfish. There it is. Oh, yeah. It just released. It's not really exhaust. Full release.
So you had the chili last night, huh? Big one, Goose. The big one. I bet you like the big one, then, dude. Call sign should be caca. Come on, man. Be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be. Yeah. You play hard to get. Whispering sweet nothings tomorrow or what? Too close for missiles, Goose. I'm switching to guns. Are you kidding? Come on, come on, come on. I'm switching to my undershorts canisters. I think gay guys just watch this movie with no picture. They just listen to it. You're out of there, kid. Gay guys are watching this movie like, God, these guys are gay. Get out, gentlemen. Let's go home. Let's go back to the club. Okay. How many times?
What is going on? It's gratuitous. Right up to the part where you got killed. You never, never leave your wingman. Shouldn't you be in a towel? Call sign full frontal. Why are we in the lobby? Right? Is there a bulletin board right there? It's your attitude. It's your mole. Oh, that's by the pose. And by the way, it's the bang mark on your back. Man, that is sexy. What he said. I still got a shot at it. I'm trying to concentrate. Shut up. I'm trying to hide my boner. Just keep sitting there for a few more minutes. Talk about dead puppies or something. Have a bandit day. I know. Some hand grenades. Bayonets and hand grenades.
I'm going to rub one out and I thought they were gone. September 65. Forget that day. Today I found out I like to wear dresses. Still do. I remember my buddy Rick on my dad's shoulders. Boy, he looked handsome. Another gay bar. Here we go. Say that again. Somebody save that kid. Yeah, where's Chris Hansen? He's a little adult. Punch her in the face, Maverick. Punch her in the face. What are you doing? Sexy 6969. I want to blank you in the blank. Laugh out loud. Sean, what's the hee-hee one? I could do this all night long, hee-hee.
What is it? It's all too good to be true, hee hee. Call CPS on them. Right? Creepy. You know, I've known Pete for a lot of years now. Never known him to be straight. Why? Because unless you are a fool. Or a boy. These queers $3 bill. Go! Not really playing piano. Even with women, it's so gay. Yeah. What, you mean with the two guys walking out together in the background? I subbed. Eyes, headlight. I'm usually in the back. This is the star of India. Dadrick, stud, pick me to bed or lose me forever. You're lying. Yeah, right. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Kissing your brother. Okay, Jeff.
That would be different. You would know. Kick it, Kenny. Where's Messina? Come on, house off the corner. Gives it a whole new meaning, doesn't it? It's T-O-O. Well, it's bottom of the ninth. The score is tied. It's time for the big one. We've been thinking that all night. This is where Goose dies, everybody. Eddie. Eddie. Heads up. Wait a second. Eddie. Heads up. Eddie. Hey. And surprisingly, not from HIV. What? Wow. Okay, Eddie. No. Sit down. Sit down. No applause for that. We're just having a good time. Just having fun. Gonna end badly. That son of a bitch cut me off. Oh, no, he didn't. Fly rage.
He's going to get caught in his jizz wash or something like that. Okay, Eddie, Eddie. It's technical. It's technical. I don't know. I can't get the angle. I'm too close for missiles. I can't get the angle. Is that blunder up in that plane? Unnecessary. I'm sorry, Rick. It's not even on the show anymore. Jesus Christ, I can take a shot right here. I need another 20 seconds, then I've got him. My BH canister's almost out. Five more seconds of BH. I'm in. Loser. I'm out. This is over Claremont. That's not my choice then. We got a flame out, Mav. Engine burn is out. I'll say. I can't. I can't control it. Take her it out, dude. Right?
Oh, that ain't cool. That hurts. Hope he's okay. That is the strangest popcorn. It's like sardine flavored popcorn. Oh, yummy. He's bleeding green. Right? Is he a leprechaun? Oh, a Vulcan. Oh, good call, Sean. Actually, no. Okay. Oh, no, George. Get out of here, Takai. I'm not supposed to pee in the pool, guys. Out of the water. Come on. You're going to need a bigger boat. No more game sucks. What? He's dead, dude. We're spooning. Got to let him go. They're going to let him float in the ocean?
Like, just die out there? No, they're taking him. Yeah, Mike. I thought he said let him go. Yeah, he was holding on to him. Hey, don't let go of your buddy. Huh? Oh, there they go. They're pulling him up. He looks okay, right? No, he's okay. He looks good. Do you have to use a hook? Hey, look at us. Just a flesh wound. Colgate shaving cream? Oh, no. Oh, wow. Is that a Hershey Highway? Wow. That looks so good. Okay, Sean. Yeah. I'm going to get behind you right now. I don't need a BH canister when he's around. Let's play Where is Thumpkin? Those underwear look like a nicotine test. Just refilling the canisters. Ten men. Michael! But there will be others. Well, I just shaved for the first time in seven weeks. You can count on it. And not my face. You got to let him go.
So this is a underwear-only zone. I'm glad I grabbed your pack. Titty twister. And back drug. I'm sorry, I didn't hear that back rub. Can you say it one more time? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think maybe it was my fault. Duh. It was your fault. It completely was your fault. You idiot. You know, part of the problem is you're blind. She gets a ticket parking the other way. I'd like to help. You don't be a guy. Let me just get into the trunk. Into the hood. This is a hill crest. Where'd you take me? Where's my gag ball? Again, high heels. Again, butt shot of a dude. Oscar clip. Thanks for killing my husband, a-hole. This underwear is in this envelope. Can I have this?
Oh, that really shows the height differential. Oh, boy. It's embarrassing. That was taken at the gay pride parade. They originally both had Afro wigs on for that picture. Rainbow wigs. Rainbow Afro wigs. If it's any consolation, he wasn't that cool. You'll make bigger movies than this. The best dancer I ever met. They gave the best reach around. Okay. Oh, my. That wasn't me. Surprisingly. We were roommates. Shut up. Who gave you a mic? You did. Kids like, can we get a goldfish now? No, Maverick will kill it. Try not to kill any husbands on your way to the parking lot. You hated it.
Are you talking about your hair or... Hold it together, bro. Oh, no. It's your Oscar moment. Uh-oh. Oh, oh. This is almost as funny as Magnolia. Oh, good point. Yeah. That's a good point, Mike. Again, fans. Noisy. Oh, jet wash. Lieutenant Mitchell's record will be clear to this incident. Court-martialed for the shape of your nose. Mm-hmm. Things are closed. Yeah, play that keyboard. Oh. I want to hold that. Isn't this the Axel Foley theme? I think so. FBH canister, activate. I am your father. Let's try this again, eh? Come on, kid. All right, you got to bogey it. Two o'clock low, Maverick.
You got the angle. Beat the cake now. Token, you take it low. Maverick, you on this? Provision problems. Contact John Kaunaki at 877-AXIS-I. Look, just because you're used to drive-bys. That's Miramar, California, guys. Miramar, California. That's crazy. Don Cheadle as Pilot 2. Hey, we could have had him, man. How dare you? I'm standing on a box. You got that? Vereen as pilot four. You can't get back on the saddle. Won't engage. Engage. You know, he just might not make it back. I think it's a problem with his jaw. What do you think of my 501s? They're button fly. Don't. God, that hair is so hot. I'm sorry about Goose.
But you're still a faggot. Oh, hey. Accurate. Just didn't go so well. Oh, that stunk. Let's try again. I have no pants on. Yeah. That creepy guy. Anybody got any Kleenex? What happened? What happened? They were just having fun. Wasn't that Chili's in Lindbergh Field? Is this the Regal Beagle? I almost get lost here. Really? Regal Beagle? Regal Beagle, right? Really? You can't get away with that. See, I have the dress here. Excuse me. MapQuest doesn't exist yet. Tiffany, marijuana. Semen on the rocks for the lady. I'll take a double. There it is. There's Rob. Boston Rob, ladies and gentlemen.
It's only been an hour. He's good for one good line. Yeah. Get me up in a little bit. I'll be here half the night. Congratulations. I wasn't going to leave without saying goodbye. You're good. You should be in one movie. Where are you going? Where do you think? Lips. Listen, I've seen all the evidence, and it's not irresponsible. It all points to gay. You're one of the best pilots in the Navy. But one of the worst kissers. Practice on your hand. Something. Anything. Dog? I first met you. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Did you hear it? I thought that's what we were just talking about. We're just practicing. Mike, any opportunity. We're practicing. She's unbelievable. What we were talking about.
Weird. There's people here, Sky. What's up? Is he going to cry? By best pilot, I mean... Where is Zef? Is Zef here? Take a nap. You're going to cry? You're going to cry? I'm here to help. I'm just cutting onions. Thank you. If I wanted help, really, I would have asked for it. Mocky boy. Get out of here, you non-penis. Bartender, another diet sprite. You're not talking. I'm going to take off my glove and slap you. I understand you're pretty good at killing your wingman. Wingman killer. Dude. Dude. That was not... Wow. Sean just left. Wait.
Wait. Wait. That was uncool. Wait. Wait. What? It's just a movie, man. It's just a movie. Can I get you a drink? I'm here for the sewing lesson. Can I get you anything? An appletini? That was a nice unitard. Emphasis on the tard. Hey, Oates. How you been, buddy? Good. Where you been? Emails. You hear that, Rob? What? Our boys over here on the email trying to watch a movie. You're a lot like he was. That'll make you better. Better. Mustache. I can't grow one. Rub it in. Let's go down to my basement. Sweet. Doesn't help that you're ten. Yeah, you did it right.
But Dateline doesn't exist yet, so... You ever play Chutes and Rubbers? Oh, my God. How about Poops and Ladders? Is that where you slide the way you do? Trying to prove something? Honey, Big Seal? Yeah, your old man did it. I mean, you wait until they leave. Kill them out the door. Kill them out the door. You know the rules. Honey, Big Seal. Oh, my God. Yes. Bravo. She just got a blast. He was wounded, but he could have made it back. He stayed in it. Saved three planes. How hot is it there? There's really a run on shades after this movie. I happen to live in the lighthouse. So you were there? I was there. I tuned out. What are you saying? I'm here to do two things. Chew some bubble gum and hit on guys.
I'm all out of bubblegum. First, you've acquired enough points to show up tomorrow and graduate with your Top Gun class. Or you can quit. Uh, quit. There'd be no disgrace. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize it was... I choose fur collar. I didn't say that. The simple fact is you feel responsible for Goose. Nice hat. Yeah, well, I get one of those cool hats. Is that necessary? We're going to promote the movie. Yeah, in the movie. Product placement. Yes. It's like cue cards for Tom. Don't you want to ride this mustache? Tom Cruise jacket says eyes wide shut. You guys get it? It's because he was in a movie later. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, sir. Thank you very much for your time.
No problem. Don't bother me Monday through Saturday either, will you? I got to get back for Desperate Housewives. Thanks for the teabag. Whoa. Holy cow. Dude, so blatant. My gosh. I mean, bull in a china shop. What's the fuzzy sky? I don't get it. What is that? Is that like a Tony Scott thing? Like the sky's all got that pretty gray fuzzy thing? Ask Sean. Sean. That's not much of a ceremony. At the pool? Graduating class of 1986. All nine of you. You know what he's planning to do? I don't know, but I'm ready to boogie. Is that the dude who does the sound effects from Police Academy? Yeah. Welcome to the mixer. They told me there'd be no chicks there.
Nice lid, Steve Carell. All right. More fight. Congratulations. You're tall. Congratulations. Gentlemen, I hate to break up the party before it really gets out of hand. But we're all going to a Mamma Mia show later tonight in Vegas. Ice, slider, dope, Hollywood, Wolfman, Maverick. Corvette Diner. Hamburger Mary's. That's their new call signs. You are the shortest pilots ever. Give me a call. New call signs. Hamburger Mary's, Corvette Diner, and University Avenue. All right, guys. Use them or lose them. Look at that stash. 24 hours later, the Indian Ocean. Gentlemen, this is Bullseye.
The communications ship S.S. Leighton has become disabled. Not Hank Bauer again. And has wandered into foreign territory. Rescue operation is to begin within the hour you are. 5-2. Without rescue. A MiG's in the area and tensions are high. Get an air conditioner, will you? Seriously. You will return fire. This must have been during the Clinton era. Fire that missile. Gentlemen, this is the real thing. This is what you've been trained for. Who are they fighting? The Russians? Yes, sir. Hollywood. Yes. Sector 2. Maverick, you back him up with Merlin on Ready 5. Merlin? Yes, sir. Isn't he like a magician? You have to wear those shiny robes. Right. I love that. I want to wear a pointy hat. I'd rather sit on it.
It's this big, guys. These are all baseball signs. Everybody's meeting on the Lido deck. Oh, no. Oh, Jim. That one guy was fixating himself. I'm not kidding, Mike. You're not? No. That was creepy. Call sign Hutchins. You ever hear that story about the guy who broke his neck? Hey, hey, hey, hey. What is that? What? I heard it. I heard it. We got it. No, we understand. We know what you mean. I'll tell you later, Zach. Okay, with the glasses already. Those glasses go great with those pink shorts. Mix. Who are you going to kill now, Mav? It's so hot in here.
I need a fan. Man, this thing's not a stick shift. This butthole error is horrible. Not yet. I can't see them. They must be close. I'm getting a hard on them. Whoa. Hello. Wood, I'm taking the lead. Let's identify them. Morning, Wood. Everybody into the radar room. The odds of successfully battling alien leagues is approximately 754,000 to one. Never tell me the odds. Ryan go. We're breaking out four aircraft on the radar. Not one pair, two pair. Repeat, four bogeys. Wood, we've got four bogeys. And I'm not getting any cell service. There's five, sir. That's five. Yes, sir. Sounds like my golf game. Five bogeys. Get it. Get it, Hollywood. Picked the wrong week to stop taking crystal meth. How's that hard on now? What's been hit? What's been hit? What's been hit? We've been hit, you idiot.
Yeah, I don't think it's a big mystery what's been hit. We're dying. How do you steal first, Mike? Isn't there anybody with a little bit more experience? Maybe just graduated. There was 28 pilots in the room. Yeah, why him? That is a pretty helmet. It's nuclear loose, red shotgun. Good call. Where do you go? Let's see, where's my Debbie Harry cassette? Easy Hank. Oh, turn the air conditioner on. My goodness. Get that guy a slushie. Or shorts. What's a slushie? A squishy.
Both catapults are broken. We can't launch any aircraft yet, sir. Catapults? How long? What about Jessica Simpson? This thing will be over in two minutes. Get on it. Where are you from? Why don't you speak English into that thing? Break wind. Like a squeegee. How about a chamois? Is it hot in there, sir? I don't feel like it. Watch out, watch out. Oh, here we go again. I heard about you, Maverick. She's like Oliver from the Brady Bunch. Total jinx. Okay, let's get in. Are you trying to get out of the cockpit? Get back and engage, Maverick. Shut up, nuke. Come on. It's no good. Get in there, Maverick. It's no good. Hey, did you guys know this was filmed in Miramar, California? A little known fact. A little known fact, eh? Get in there, Maverick.
What am I doing in this movie? Trying to figure out how to put Maverick all in one word across the top of my helmet. I'll be right there. Great shot, kid. Don't get cocky. Thank you. It's so hot here. I just want to let you guys know if you're ever in a situation like that. 1-800-777-4247 is AIS, and I'll take care of you guys right away. If you're ever in a situation like that, they'll... Uh, where is Skye? Everybody's left us, as usual. That's why they call you Slider. That's a noise. I think your burrito's done. Look at the guys in the back. I don't know which way's north and which way's south. I keep flying in a circle. She would be lost.
Which side's the tail? Easy nuke. I'm not beeping my wingman. A.K.A. Butt Buddy. Engage. Beep, beep. It's just his wingman doing that for him. Beep. I think that guy's okay. Who was in that? Hey, guys, I can't overemphasize this enough. 1-800-777. Okay. For AIS. Stop it. If your F-14 ever explodes on you over the Pacific Ocean. That bogey's still behind you. I'm maneuvering for a shot. I can't get a tone. Waitress. If he can't get a tone, does that mean he's tone deaf? Mm-hmm. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop speedballing. Oh, you idiot. You didn't have tone. His ass just blew up half of Claremont.
Thank you. Oh, yeah. Finally. Brian Wilson, ladies and gentlemen. Jeez. Louie. More guys. Problem here. We've only got one missile left. Approaching 110 miles, sir. God damn it. I got him. I got him. He's right on us. He's between our tails. I thought you guys liked people on your tails. What are you holding on to? That's my belt buckle. It's like he's in a jumper. Is that your crib? You're going to do what? This isn't a Nova. Oh, like that would work. What is he, the Roadrunner? Splash 4. I didn't even like Splash. Daryl Hannah? Yeah, there was a Splash 4. Get bugged out, man. Red Sox win. Red Sox win.
Oh, yeah. Nice job, Hank. Let's see. There's the girl in 4B again. Hold on. Where's the DJ? This is Maverick requesting flyby. Negative goes right at the pattern as well. Oh, nice Steelers shirt. Yeah. Youth medium sweatshirt. What's that all about? I heard there's a gay pilot flying in. Look at that. Gentlemen, every high school coach. Oh, no, you didn't. He has an Air Bud shirt. Great movie. Three people got that. You should be embarrassed. Tell you what, guys. After a day like that, all I could look forward to is crawling into that dream line. Seeley Postopedic mattress from the sleep train. Where you can reach him right now at 1-800. Stop it. Nice effort, guys. Way to get blown up. Two minutes in.
Hey, Matt, don't forget you killed Goose, okay? Don't be too happy. Man dive. He disappeared into all the tall guys. Kiss me. Overmouth kiss. Hey. You suck it. You're still dangerous. I am Batman. But I love you. But you're handsome. Bullshit. You can be mine. Oh, no. It's like Robin Zeff. Extraneous cheering. Where are all the women? Don't forget you killed Goose. Where's number 20? Oh, there he was. You guys see him? Jack never let go. He's the jewel of the ocean. He's so little he heaved himself overboard. What is he, a devil ray? Not bad for a midget, huh? Where'd you put my Mach 3s?
Even though the other side denies the incident. Let's talk about special teams. Where do you think you want to go? I don't know. A place where there's small guys like you everywhere. Blowing stuff in my face. Hey, Maverick. Where do you want to go? We represent the Lollipop Guild. The Lollipop Guild. Where's Sean? They got its Top Gun. Where's Skye? They all left us. Where's Rob? Oh, he's right there. Stand up. Enjoy the movie. Dancing queen. I beg to differ. He's putting on its random men. Yeah, it is. Nice hair. God, I hope that's a guy.
My jacket. May I have this bone smooch? I'm going to miss this place. Filmed in downtown San Diego, guys. Kansas City Barbecue. It is Brian. Stupid. He still killed Goose, okay? This pig. Of all the crazy gay bars you could have walked into, and you walked into mine. I finally had the inside-out surgery. Oh, yeah. That deserves it. That deserves it. Yeah, take a bow. There it was. I give. Alamino! Come on, safe harbor. Seriously, nice pig. You can see all this stuff. Kansas City barbecue at the end of the gas lamp.
I'm serious. He is. It's great. I'm not kidding. You killed Goose. Don't. Is that it? We're done. Is that it? Gay. Dead. That's a wrap. Gay. Gay. Gay. Super gay. Woo! Hot. Whip. Oh, Whip Hubbly. Whip Hubbly as Whip Hubbly. I'd like to whip his Hubbly. Iron side. He's got an iron side. I thought that was a D. So Maverick never said, like, his name? Pete Mitchell. That was his name, Pete Mitchell? Yeah, dude, pay attention. Two hours, we just sat here, you don't know his name. He's a naval aviator. Look, they're in love. I can go for some Kenny Loggins. Yeah. Where's Sean? Where's the panda? I say, all right, here's my idea.
Eddie, tell me what you think. Should we ID? What time is it? It is 11.53. So I say we ID, do a Mikey Show bit, set up, try to find Sean and Sky. Then start Footloose. Then start Footloose. Yeah, that sounds good. You guys all staying for Footloose? All right. So who is going to? Priceman, you know where all that stuff is? Talk to Ashley and tell her to pick one. What song is this? Dude, one of the greatest. What is it? Gay is fire? Is that what it is? That's what it is. Gay is fire. Ramsey. Ramsey, hairstylist. Hairstylist? Holy cow. Just Ramsey. Ramsey. Ramsey. Ramsey, you did the hair for this film? Tom Cruise's hair was beautiful. That's amazing. Yeah, we really feathered it well and everything.
Hi, dude. What? What, Ash? Yeah, we can hear you. No, it's too long. Never, never talked about Ron Eisemann. Should we do a nine? Yeah, ID now, then go straight into it, and we'll regroup, come back, and do Footloose. Cool. Hit it. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ San Diego. The following takes place between 12 a.m. and 1 a.m. Listen to this. Hey, Mikey, just wanted to see if you guys had a take on this. My mother has fallen and broken her hip. My dad passed away three years ago, and I have two sisters and one brother in my family. One of us needs to step up and take care of my mom. My sisters are being total beatings and say that they don't have enough time to do it because of work and their own kids. They want me to do it because I'm single.
and only work part-time. But I think that that's totally unfair. I have a life, too. I'm also trying to write a graphic novel. And if I have to... Sorry. Sean. That is? Is this a comic book? It's a really cool version of a comic book. I'm also trying to write a graphic novel. And if I take care of my mom, I won't have any time to write. Plus... I don't want to have to live at mom's place. I bring home chicks all the time to my apartment. I love my mom. Yes, well, tell any woman that. And the clothes come flying off. I love my mom, but I think either one of my sisters are better equipped to do this. What do you guys think? Signed P1 Dash in Point Loma. Thank goodness he was in the urinal.
to see us. Well, listen, I am so excited to be here on the Marta Espina show. Oh, no. Falsity. Listen, I'm looking at this email right now that this young man wrote, My mother has fallen and broken her hip. Your mom has fallen and can't get up. My suggestion is clap on. No, no. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on. Clap on.
That's my suggestion. Really help this guy. I'm going to help him. Take care of your mama. I mean, all of us need to remember this. She was there for you. Now it's time to give back. And quit trying to write graphic novels. It's comic books. That's cool. Eddie, we both know he didn't have any talent anyway. If he did. He wouldn't be working part-time and living in some crummy apartment in Point Loma. I'm sure it's a bad area, Point Loma. I'm getting worms just thinking about it. But since he is writing about this, and he does write these comic books, there's one thing that I'm sure I don't have to tell him, and that's how important his vision is. What? Why, many times we take for granted how easy LASIK eye surgery is. What are you talking about? Well, if you call Dr. John Kownacki. I told you about this. You can get $1,000 off the procedure. The number is 1-877-AXIS-EYE. That's 877-AXIS-EYE. You're supposed to be helping people right now. No commercials.
Official LASIK Center at the San Diego Pipeline. None of that. Why don't you write about that, little fairy-ass little princess? Listen to me. Listen to me. Please, please. I'm here to help, y'all. It's like my old Uncle Spartan used to say. Pucker, pucker, pucker. Listen.