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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 19
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Family dramaGraphic novelsAlcoholismFootloose movieLive movie commentary80s pop cultureSmall town lifeDancing banRadio show anticsCelebrity referencesCrude humorradio show
The broadcast opens with the host, 'Dr. Phil,' launching into a rant about family inheritance, graphic novels, and a personal anecdote about his past struggles with drinking and a bartender named Sam, which he connects to the 'Cheers' theme song. He then recounts a dramatic, exaggerated story about his 'slutty sisters' and his mother, claiming he deals in the Soviet black market. The main event of the show is a live, synchronized watch-along of the movie Footloose with co-hosts Skye and Zeth, and other staff like Budweiser and Mike. Throughout the film, the hosts provide a running, often crude and tangential, commentary, making jokes about the plot, characters like Kevin Bacon's Ren McCormick and John Lithgow's Reverend Moore, and specific scenes such as the police stop, the tractor chicken race, a drug deal, and Reverend Moore's speeches, frequently interjecting with unrelated celebrity references and personal anecdotes.
What happened, in order
Dr. Phil's Opening Rant
The host rants about family, graphic novels, and relates it to a personal story about drinking and a bartender named Sam.
Graphic Novel Regret & 'Cheers'
The host shares a personal anecdote about wanting to write a graphic novel at 13 and later regretting it, linking it to the 'Cheers' theme song.
Family Drama & Soviet Black Market
The host continues a dramatic story about his 'slutty sisters' and his mother, claiming he sells people on the Soviet black market.
Mother's Wisdom & Footloose Intro
The host recounts his mother's 'country wisdom' and then introduces co-hosts Skye and Zeth, leading into the main event: watching Footloose.
Footloose Plot & Characters
The hosts discuss the plot of Footloose, Kevin Bacon's character Ren McCormick, the town's ban on dancing, and other key actors.
Synchronized Footloose Watch Prep
The hosts prepare to watch Footloose live with the audience, making jokes about the movie being 'gay' and ensuring everyone syncs up.
Live Commentary: Footloose Begins
The hosts provide a running, often crude and tangential, commentary as they watch the opening scenes of Footloose, pointing out actors and making jokes.
Live Commentary: Police Stop Scene
The hosts continue their live commentary during a police stop scene in Footloose, making jokes about Jackie Gleason, Chris Penn, and Napoleon Dynamite's brother.
Live Commentary: Tractor Scene
The hosts provide commentary on the iconic tractor chicken race scene, including a mock driving lesson and more crude jokes.
Live Commentary: Drug Deal & Pandas
The hosts comment on a drug deal scene in Footloose, making jokes about meth, pandas, and Burlington Cranston.
Live Commentary: Reverend Moore's Speech
The hosts react to Reverend Moore's speech about community and values, interjecting with jokes about furries and Playboy centerfolds.
Live Commentary: Final Dance Scene
The hosts comment on the final dance scene, making jokes about Kevin Bacon dancing with Rita Rudner and the unfairness of small boobs.
People mentioned
Dr. PhilEddieSamSkyZethAshleyMikeBudweiserKevin BaconChris PennJohn LithgowLori SingerSenator CraigMichael JacksonChristopher ReeveSeanNapoleon Dynamite's brotherSarah Jessica ParkerReverend MooreGeorge TakaiB-DubMike CostaRita Rudner
5,959 words, machine transcribed. Click any timestamp to jump the player there.
Listen, don't go and pucker to your sisters who are just waiting for mom to pass so that they can get their check. I must say, this guy's a piece of work himself. I mean, if you're sitting in your stinky OB apartment on whatever, on Friday nights, writing your graphic novel, my guess is you're not bringing home the chicks. Eddie, my guess is... You can't wait for another Law & Order SVU to come on. You're trying to get on to level 42 of Halo again. Be like a good boy like John Mark Carr and take care of Mama. Okay, that's weird. You know what I'm saying, though. You know what I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm saying? No, I don't. You know, Eddie, this reminds me of a tough time in my life where I was drinking a lot. I spent a lot of time down at a bar. I'm sure Mikey could relate to this. My mother was sick, and I didn't have a lot of friends until I found this bar. And I would go there, and I would talk to my bartender, Sam. Really? And he would tell me every day the same thing. It relates to this? Yes, it does. Yes, it does. He would say, Dr. Phil.
Making your way in the world today takes everything that you've got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. And then he added, wouldn't you like to get away where everybody knows your name? I love that place. Y'all been to that bar? Well, yeah, actually I have. I mean, I'm paraphrasing, of course. I like Woody as well. Crazy Waitress Carla. Those were the days. Those were the days. You're an idiot. Let me share a little story with you there, P1 Scabs. I hope you're listening. When I was a young man, I, too, wanted to write a graphic novel. You did? Yes, I did, Sky. That's cool. But... I soon turned 13, realize. Oh, no. That's not cool. It was one of the gayest ideas I've ever had. There's a lot of people that make a living. You know, as an outlet, P1 Dabs, you may want to look into. Sorry? It's Dash. Dash. Dash. Dash. As an outlet. I don't know why I did that.
You may want to look into a velvet G-string and some thigh-high boots. Well, he's queer, right? He's not trying to cover up his homosexuality. He didn't really give him some advice. Dr. Phil, enough of this. I've been through the same thing in my family, Eddie. I mentioned this earlier. I went through this with my mother, okay? Someone needed to take care of her, and my brain-dead slutty sisters tried to force me to do it. So I said to them one day, I said, hey, I don't take care of people. I buy and sell them on the Soviet black market, so step off, you crazy hoes. I don't believe that you said that. I did say. Why would you say that? I did say. Because I hate you. Here's a piece. Here's one more thing. One more thing, then we've got to wrap this bit up. It's going a little long, isn't it? Can we do a little research study that said, hey, people love Dr. Phil, but son of a bitch, does it go on long? Here's a piece of country wisdom that my mother once shared with me as she was waxing my back.
She said to me, Dr. Phil, Ph.D., M.D. My mother said this to me. She said, it takes a big man to admit he's wrong, and it takes the same size man or slightly smaller to beat the hell out of a comic book nerd that's about to lie about bringing tons of babes back to his apartment. She had a saying for everything. It's amazing. I'm Dr. Finn. It's a 28-hour show. It's Skye and Zeth, and we're back on the air, and I don't know where anybody else is. And they're back. Oh, everybody's outside smoking. But, yeah, Zeth was going to help me out and do a little on-air break because no one was here, but he said Ashley put him on bucket duty. On bucket duty? Yeah, and he didn't want to let her down. This bucket. Wait, wait, wait. What is that? Like collecting money? No, no. Like Ashley wanted the bucket returned. Yeah, they were doing donations out in the parking lot, the P1s out there. Which is awesome. He brought a ton of money in that bucket. I'm just giving it back so he doesn't get fired. Yeah. Wow, we got Footloops on the screen, man. Dude, that looks so masculine. Never seen it. Mike, you are going to enjoy this viewing. I've seen like this scene that they're showing in the menu.
In the menu deal. Now, in that scene, Sky, where he's dancing like that, is he supposed to be serious? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. He's trying to let loose his, like, inhibitions, his anger. Get into the dance. Because he's in a town. Let me explain this to you. Tell him. Dude, he's in a town that has outlawed dance. Right. You know how pissed off that makes you? Like, you know that dance-off we had today, Mike? Wouldn't it happen? No. Be illegal. Sometimes you just got to go into a lumber yard and let loose. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Footloose. Rick knows. Kick off your Sunday shoes. Budweiser knows. He does it. That's right. Bud's here. Him and his beard. Do you want to hear the Netflix description of the movie? Please, please, please. Kevin Bacon plays Wren McCormick, a decidedly urban teen who's transplanted to a small Midwestern town where dancing is outlawed, recruiting his best pal.
The quiet Willard, played by Chris Penn, and his girlfriend, Lori Singer, a clergyman's daughter, Ren starts a revolution by moving to the beat. Revolution. Let's start one. Holy cow. I'm ready. Did you say his name is Ren or Ran or what? I like Ren. Let's go with Ren. Not Ram. It is Ren. R-E-N. Question. That's his name. Where is B-Dub and Mike Costa? Costa left. And B-Dub is right there. Thankfully off mic. Oh, that's not fair. Did you hear? No more inappropriate comments. That was fair. Oh, the fans feel so good. So good. Holy dude. All right, so everybody needs to get footloose in their DVD player.
And just get footloose in general. I've got to say, that's the first time I've ever said that sentence in my life. Really? What? That's surprising, actually. Hopefully the last. So everybody, get footloose. Footloose. Pick up your Sunday shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully you have this on your screen right now. You've got the menu on your screen. Man, if you thought the last movie was gay. Oh, no. Strap in. Well, just look on the menu, bro. That's right. Like there's a feature here that says extra gaze. Okay, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to say one, two, three, play, and that's when you hit the play button. We'll all be synced up at home and here, and everybody in the parking lot, are we ready? Yes. One. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I don't feel comfortable yet. You're not ready? I don't feel comfortable. You're not ready? I just want to make sure everybody's. Got the movie in. Everybody got the movie in? Everybody's not freaking out. Everybody got the movie in? Are we ready? Okay, I'm feeling better now. All right. Cool. I'm going to say one, two, three, play, and then I'm going to press play. Is Budweiser going to sit in on this? Sure, why not? I'm sorry. Oh, sorry, I invited him. I mean, I said, please sit next to me, and then I practically handed him the mic. Why are you apologizing? I don't know.
Why are you apologizing? Sorry, George Takai. I know you're attracted by chubby cheeks, but do not go there. I like two things. What? White guys and chubby guys. Oh, well then, right up your alley. That's right. All right, so again, it's one, two, three, play, and hit the play button. Are we ready? Yeah, why not? One, two, three, play. Footloose. Let's do this. I'm so excited. This is going to be awesome. I haven't seen this guy. Oh, dude, Mike. It's been years since I've seen him. Yeah, it's been a while for me, but all I know is Mike's going to love it. It's rated PG for perfectly gay. Oh, I've got to turn the thing up. Oh, volume. How many stars are in that Paramount logo? A lot. I love balloons. Here we go. Here we go, Mike. Come on, Mike, get in. Dude, that's Senator Craig. There he is. Nice. Oh, right on. Nice. Nice. Love it. Topical. We're getting foot loose, Ashley. That bathroom is busy. Drop the lights. Are those bowling shoes? Yes. It's a sauna in here. I know. Oh, my gosh. That's fun. Is it really hot to you? It's like a sauna in here.
If I saw that underneath my bathroom stall, I may go for it. Get it. John Lithgow. John Lithgow? He's the villain. No way. He's so good, yeah. Chris Penn, dead. Yeah. I mean, whose idea was this? Terrible. Awesome person. I'm sitting in the theater. I'm getting up already. Look at that. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Jackson. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Jackson. Such a dick. Michael Jackson's date. Oh, wow, that is so awesome. Anorexia is funny, eh, guys? Yeah. Sorry. I have those socks. Is this movie dated or what? Oh, man. Why do you say? It's like, only bag ladies wear that now. Bag ladies. Interesting observation.
Hey, Ashley's boots. I'm not kidding. Okay, you're a maniac. We get it. Easy, Christopher Reeve. Wow, you got it. My first boo, yes. That's my favorite joke. Thank you, Sean. You got it. So he's keeping the town down? Chill out. Yeah, don't get ahead of yourself, man. I'm so excited, bro. Yeah! Let's dance! Is that the dude from Third Rock from the Sun? Wait, isn't that the guy that saw the gremlin on the wing? With its gospel, easy sexuality, and relaxed morality.
Kevin Bacon almost went with Kevin Ham. Little note back. Sky, did you hear that? You can find it on IMDb. Not true at all. I heard he almost went with Ham Bacon, which didn't make sense. Really? Who's that dude? A little gel in that, maybe? Something? No, he's not that good. Neither is the guy. Okay. I'm sure that doesn't smell. Yeah, Leonard Skinner would not be having that. This is like Mikey on Fridays.
I saw the shot. I had to take it. I was only below the hard deck for a minute. Oh, wait. Wrong movie. Anyway, the band's third day. This one's called Tunnel. I'll see you guys later. It's heat stroke. It's heat stroke. It's heat stroke. What's going on? It was like in here earlier. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh. He's dying. Okay, they hit a roofie. Bye-bye. You could lose some weight. Anyway. Holy Eddie. I'm wide awake, guys. Just so you know. That tie would be so much better with a keyboard on it. Right? Sorry, just saying. Oh, I love it. Going down for a soda? Remember, you have school tomorrow. Who's soda? What, a Mr. Pibb, or what are you doing?
Tab. The original Sex and the City cast. Yeah. SJP made both cuts. Nice. How did she decide who the father was? There's no question. It was Dwayne. Rob. B-Rob. Rob. Oh, sorry. It was there. What? It was a small town. Slim Pickens. You telling me. Yeah. A tough guy. Thermal underwear. Hot. Going my way. Hey, any of you chicks have a dip? What did you say? Yeah, what? What kind of town is that? Oh, with a P. That was the last movie. My bad. I thought he was looking for Alexis Arquette. I'm still here. Did you see the antlers on my car?
Is this the power where she falls out? Yeah, Eddie, does anyone die in this movie? Chris Penn. Wait. What the hell is she doing? Now jerk away. Slam on the brakes. Uh-oh. Upskirt. Upskirt. Get that on the Internet. Eight minutes in, 42 seconds. Smells like latex. Come on. Anything to air that out, bro. Seriously. If you look closely, you can see the cattle dying in the background. Why are there seagulls following them? Oh, my God. It's like somebody gutted a salmon. Oh, man.
Did we have a How's My Driving Bumper sticker on that car? Wait a second. Isn't that the third thing we tasted today? Yes. Oh. Close call. What kind of movie is this? Jesus, you should never have let her done that. I can't. I'm drunk. Sweet boombox in the back, buddy. Let's do it. Have you met any of your teachers? No, I haven't met any of my teachers. Oh, boy. Here's a shoe. Here, guys, take some acid. Acid? I urinated on these earlier. They're good for sunburns. Oh, look. Six degrees of you. It's a classic. I liked it. I get it. No, I like it. I like that one. I like it. There's nothing wrong with it. I like it. Is this on? There's nothing wrong with it. That was a good one. Where do you go after air this sucker out? I mean... We should stop the movie now. Stopped out. Take a round of potato. Amy, come back and sit down.
Is that like a glamour shot we're looking at? Yeah. Let's move on from that. Director, cut. So that's what happened to Napoleon Dynamite's brother. Oh, ham. Wow, I didn't notice that. What was for dinner? Oh, look at that. Look at that glace, guy. If you ask me, that hairstyle is whacked out. Why are they eating in the shed? That's an interesting observation. Because the outhouse was broken. Hey, guys, want to go to the high spot? Sky. High spot. What up? Oh, no. Here comes the slip. You stunk out half the valley. No face.
Oh, we're going to jam. Wow, that is a boom box. Come on. You getting ready to dance, Mike? Linda Ronstadt, come on. Boom it. Get it. We guys want to hear it. Get it. Yeah. Breaking Electric Boogaloo. The soundtrack? Yeah. That's Elder Barge, if I've ever heard it. I want some Chaka Khan. Hey, no boobs. I can't just help himself. Oh, yeah, pop. No, no. Pop. Do it. Pop. Do it. Pop. So nice and gay. Is that Joyce DeWitt? Markie Post? Wow. Wow. Mark the Shark? That's Schneider. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Get it. Is that Hasselhoff? Horrifying, man. So this is what goes on? I wish I lived in this generation. People pay money.
We're mentally challenged. Just because he had a hot dog? They're really good at the high life. What is he, Tom Cruise? All right, fun's over. Fun is over. Get home and watch Night Court. 80s reference? It's music, bro. Your mother didn't think you had any money with you. She said you were a whore. Too ugly to earn something like a tall girl. In your chest, there's a couple of innies. Accurate. Mosquito bites. Somebody smuggling raisins.
Go ahead and put the gel in and then come talk to me. Rem, why is the lotion out again? September, when you go off to college, you can dress like David Bowie. David Bowie? David Bowie's in this. Oh, my God. What is that, Quiet Riot? Yeah, dude. He's tough. He's so cool. Those guys are not having that. Time to have a dance-off. Nothing says rock like a yellow Volkswagen. Yep. With a CB antenna in the back. Yeah. Yeah, any of you socias want to fight? We're soda potty. Yeah. Do it for Johnny, man. Do it for Johnny. I'm scared, daddy. Yeah. I don't want to die. Don't you fix. He's cute.
Pull your pants up. Is that Tony or Chris? Hey, wizard. It's the gay one. That was so accurate. Which one? So they're one person? Oh, my gosh. You want to go listen to George Strike? How you doing? You want to go kill stuff? My brother has all the talent. His brother's Sean Penn. Okay. You guys get it? Yeah. Sean Penn. Thanks, Eddie. Thanks, Eddie. She looks good in those Farrahs. Great. Nice Jordache. What are you, crop dusting? Foo-chee! Very good. Ferbert. Ferbert. Chicago, wow, man. That's like a big city, right?
There's, like, black people there, right? So what do you do there? You all got, like, pocket combs and stuff there? What was that? Yeah, what? Hey, man, have you ever seen condoms? What's a girl? They're buying you guys beer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you know flock of seagulls? Hey, man, you ever bang a sheep? Feels the same. We started dancing. Okay. All right. We're stuck to each other. What the? It's true, Ashley. I mean, I don't. No, really. I mean, I've tried lots of different things. I'm telling you.
We get to the car. That's funny. Let's go get stuff with a bat. By stuff, I mean old women. You know the elderly. That's a really cool story. Let's go drop bowling balls off stuff. She's clawing my chest. She's biting my neck. I'm trying to get over the stick shift. Let's go shoot milk jugs. All of a sudden, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs. Let's just go shoot something. Don't stop. Don't stop. Make ginger pop. Oh, shit. Really? No. Oh, man. You ever fart into a jar and smell it later? What? This is Carrie. This is Carrie. What's his name? Bradshaw from Sex and City. Dancing. There's no dancing, right? That's right. What? It's illegal. Jump bag. Jump bag. What's that sound? Applesauce.
Big feet. How come Anthony Michael Hall didn't get your part? The director really likes those long shots with Kev. He's real pretty. Awkward. Do you want to go eat stuff raw? I don't know. Never asked. You rich? I just asked because you have a cassette. Get serious. Chum bag. Don't you ever listen to the radio? You filled your whole tank for 25 cents. Thank you, George Bush. They don't. They're a music group. What do they call themselves? Oh, no. They don't go like kids on fire.
Uh-oh. It's the buzz. It's the buzz. Great. It's Jackie Gleason. Oh, shit. Pull over, kid. Oh, Sean really liked that one. Let me see your license and... Tell me what the problem is. Will you just step out of the car, please? Hey, Jim, these plates are Illinois State. Yeah, the problem is Chris Penn's in your car. Hey, I just bought that. It's mine now, Jerky. Is there a law against loud music? Let's watch that attitude, boy. Don't tase me, bro. That is Napoleon Dynamite's brother. Yeah, sure. It's just a way you can't dance here. Seriously, it's not like it's a big deal. You just can't dance here. I met your mom on the internet. You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day. Go ahead. Try to hit me. That's right. Let's go like kids sometime. Honey, are you still in there being pure? Honey? Dad, are you looking at typewriter porn? I was surprised.
Yeah. Honey, you're still a virgin, right? Your breasts are still horribly stunted, right? Your hair's still not working out, right? Down there. Oh, that was good. That was good. I'm offending myself. Is this show over yet? Dad? How come we'll only be in one movie? Where do babies come from? Dad, why are you riding Jodie Foster again? That was for you, Mike. Thank you. I enjoyed it. Hey, Gabe!
Third rock from the sun, Dad. It's a script. Read it. Just look at it. I think you'd love to do a bump. I think you'd be great. Yeah. You'd be really great for it. Dad, why am I 6'4 and you're 5'9? Let me in. Drop. Hey there, leather jacket. Might want to pull your hat down a little bit, bro. Let's have a dance-off. Yeah, dance it off. Why even bother with the hat if you're going to wear it like that? So that's where Ashton Kutcher got her from. I thought only assholes use the word pansy. Get him. You're dead now, city kid. I'm going to stick that CB antenna right up. Oh. Lehigh? Wasn't he the first winner of The Apprentice? Yeah.
I think he's at an Edwin McCain concert right now. Wow. Four years later. That's unbelievable. Let it go, dude. You're on the show. Over, man. Dale Earnhardt Jr. That's his daddy. That's his daddy. This is only one little guy in the world. First thing you need in this town is a sponsor. Where are you going, Intimidator? Wrangler jeans. They just work. Dude, it's flower petals. They're not that heavy. He works at the flower mill. Cotton. Nice sticks you have. Oh, wow. That's a guy. They call her Areola? Yeah.
Meet him over at the back of his daddy's feet. Love doing Little Mermaid. Aren't you the chick with feminine body odor? Can you seriously put your leg down? You have that not-so-fresh feeling. Anyway, Chuck will find you. You want that? Oh, she is a whore. Seriously. Hey, let's do some coke. I got some on my shirt. Hey, McCormick, where the hell are you? Right here, Dale. They're great. Okay. So she tells me. And what is this? Vision Quest. What is this, Gymkata? So he wants to see me. Nothing? Gymkata, you don't remember that movie? I don't know. I don't even know what that is. Great movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah, American Anthem. Good call. Remember that one? Yeah. Anyway. Are you still moving?
Hey, hot shot. Calm down. Hey, you want to hit the showers? She's trying to make people forget she's a preacher's kid. She hangs out with Chuck. Maybe. Watch my pirouette. Yeah. So let me get this straight. This town doesn't have a 7-Eleven, but it has a gymnastic team. Duh. Come on. See, whore. I guess your daddy's a fire chief. Yeah, for the size of your hose. My daddy hates me wearing these boots. He calls them whore boots. Me boots. Fervert. Don't tickle at me. It makes me... It makes me boot. Why do you want to do that? It's cuz.
Cut out for more in this small turn. Why are you tucking that in? Will you turn Journey Escape up just a little bit louder? I have to go. And welcome to the world of AIDS. Wow. Twice in a row. Bravo. Definitely. Definitely for that one. Nothing could be simpler. Just remember, stay calm. I've never driven a tractor before. It's easy. Look, this is your clutch. You got your clutch down here. Your gas in your brake. You start off, you want to shift it in the high. These are your testicles. Keep them pointed at the camera. At your emergency brake, these operate your buckets. Don't mess with the buckets. Nice hat, by the way. He stole it off a scarecrow. Hey, you're drunk.
I think you've had too much. It stunted your breasts. Well, don't tell me that either. Bob, you're smoking cloves. You're not high. Oh, here we go. You know what's cool? Farming. What's the matter with your hips? Your hips should lie. Later, Ashley. She'll never be back. Is she going to work? Don't know. Hey, Woody. Woody, come here. Where's B.C.? Okay. Has anybody ever died doing this? Just once. Wasn't that meat from Porky's? I think it was. I'm not kidding. IMDB, son. Check it out. Yeah, do it. This is track to music right here. That's what I'm saying. How do you guys like my sweatshirt? It's salmon. I refuse to have a logo on my sweatshirt. Is that the guy from Melrose Place? For real. The guy that he's...
Going up against that guy. That dude. Who is this? Holding out for a hero. I need a hero. Great kid. We got about half an hour before anything happens. I need a hero. I'm holding out to the thing till the thing gets it right. And you gotta be things and you gotta get your deal and you gotta... I need a thing here. You gotta deal when you're feeling the thing. This is the most undramatic chicken race I've ever seen. What do you mean? With trafters? A couple of John Deere lawnmowers. Can you hit fast forward? Wait, we're almost there. Only 22 more minutes. Like, what's the idea? You jump out? How do you get stuck in a track? You stupid redneck. Oh, no. This is dangerous. This is dangerous. It's going so fast.
He can't reach down. The bravest of all the brave guys. Uh-oh. Who just died? Hooray! You need an e-break. Dude, you're going to break your butt. Uh-oh. Poo everywhere. Nice pleated pants. All right, one more round of I Need an E-roll. Definitely not. Greg, we're all right. Thank you. Go smoke some pot out back. I need a hero. Hello. I think there's a poodle on her back. On Monday, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, he works at the Bemis Mill until 6. Whoa, with the hips. She's like, it's a form. It's that strange. She's so going to throw up those french fries.
Hurry up, we have to binge. Oh, my teeth are brittle. I like fries because they remind me of fingers. Sarah Jessica Parker as Small Town Girl 4. I'm back. Hey. Nice. Hey, asshole. You're a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? I got two turntables. Want to touch my microphone? I've been watching you these past couple weeks. I know you're not stupid. No. How do you know? For your information, I am stupid. Thanks a lot.
Thank you, but I got my own sources. You know, I've been getting into hog triangle. What do you say we just call this a sample? Want to buy a J? Rich, Rich, Rich, hold up, man. Look, look, I don't want your shit. I don't do this. I do meth. You know, you're taking some real chances being new in the school. I got to show you some way. This is Tim. This is Tim. Come back, y'all. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why, I ought to choke you with that hoodie. You think I'd do that with a real joint? Do you know what an OZ is going for these days? Minnesota airport all over again. Mm-hmm. I am not gay. Uh, out of paper towels. Oh. Seems a bunch of kids was raising some hell out of Burlington Cranston's property. Hee, hee, hee, hee. Turn over a tractor and everything. Today, someone suggests... Nice transistor radio. Hello, come in, hello. Oh, pandas! Sean, Sean, Sean. Sean, did you see that? Sean, there were pandas on the TV. Sean. Sean, there were pandas.
Sean, they may show him again. Sean, did you see it? Well, you know, whenever we used to call up to you folks there in Chicago... Sean, do you need a pillow? Yeah, to smother you. And I don't know what to make of it. But it seems a lot of people are pointing a finger in your direction lately. And what are they saying? They're saying my head looks like a cul-de-sac. You just seem to be having a lot of trouble since you moved here. Is that Dr. Phil? And I figured, you figured where there's smoke, there's fire. Fire, right? You a so-sh. You know that I would know. You're a so-sh, right, Dad? Yeah, well, whatever, Bob. See? I'll acid wash your jeans. Come back. He's taking the car. Oh, no. Oh, no. I need to, like, dance and stuff. Yeah. I'll make this Beatle move. Why didn't we get John Travolta for this role? It's like crazy, yo. Zero to 60 in 45 seconds. Stayin' alive soundtrack. I'm puttin' in the kinks. I'm gettin' worked up here. Do it, dude. Come on. Just let it all out, man. Come on. Screw this town. Yeah. Let me drink my old duels.
Done with this orange crush. Yeah, and a turn. Yeah, he's thinking of her. How could you tell? He's drinking the beer. This whole town. They let me dance. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, yeah. Do it. Oh, wow. Sexy. That was so hot. I do this every Thursday. Yeah? I do, too. Therapeutic. It's called Gymboree. Fussy, fussy. That's a pretty good car stereo if you can keep hearing that. Two, three, two, three, three, four, three, four. Oh, my God. No way. Did that really just happen? Hello, bird. And jazz hands. Oh, razor burn. Where did he just go?
Through a car engine. It shows him, like, by the Eiffel Tower now. The pyramids. Like, what is going on? Vietnam. Yeah. He's on the Great Wall. Yeah. Every screen is a different country. This is all taking place inside Liberace's colon. Oh, my God. No, no, no. That's actually the truth. It's in the extras. Greg Louganis, the musical. And Mary Lou Retton. Wow. As the beaver. Oh, wow. Tom Cruise comes running in. That was actually Tom Cruise that voice dubbed that scream. Not in this town.
Guys everywhere. What do you think? Want to have intercourse? How come you don't like me? What makes you think? I don't like you. Look, you never talk to me at school. You always sweat around me. Yeah, well, maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon. A dull one. Check Cranston doesn't owe me. I'm sure he likes to act like he does, but he doesn't. A poop job's been invented yet. Let's just say I know you're on your period. You sit down. No bowing. You don't think much of me, do you? What's the matter with me? I think Beaumont's a small town. You're ruining my seat. I'm going away.
Oh, man. No. He's going to come after me. But I'm going to be gone. You know, they make those in deodorant now. You just get out of the car. Want to see something? No. Look at this. If it's your penis, no. Yes. Okay, you're into it. This is all out of books? Most of it. Some songs, magazines, some poems that get made up. I like to come here and tie off. I'll sing to you as silver swans of kingdoms and carolines. You ever see a farmer's handkerchief? Underneath an innocent scar. You wrote that. It's not even one of my best. It's all right. What time is it?
Okay, well... You know what a cow knuckle is? Moose knuckle. Not in this case. We come out here? Just a few of us, and we stand here. Then when the train comes, we make out like crazy. Sometimes with our times. I get a question for you. How come it looks like you're smuggling yo-yos? What's up with that? Why do they call you Jujubees? That's a pretty sweet ninja toy you got going. For sure. Don't try to impress me with this. Let her do it. Tripper, make the movie interesting. Let's turn this into a murder mystery. Stop it. You'll be a quadripleological. I want to see you turn into a parallelogram.
This is awkward. I'm gay. Or whatever. Just do it. I have bigger breasts than you. Can I interest you in a vanilla long john? You wanted him to talk. What? Dude, I'll shut up. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I want more vanilla long john. Oh, someone's disheveled. It's late. Yeah. You missed your 8 o'clock awkward tuckin'. Come iron my pajamas while I wear them. Just the bottoms.
Time for my bourbon enema. I don't want you to see him anymore. Why? Because I've heard he's a troublemaker. Just because he hasn't lived in this town for 20 years doesn't make him a troublemaker. Ariel, in your room. Time for shadow puppets. I won't use my hands. Dad, it's always a snake. Oh, great. Nice rickshaw. Being gay. Being gay. 50 more cents, you can clean the front. Hey, McCormick, sorry to hear you got caught. Yeah, up yours. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
You know what it is, partner? You got an attitude problem. Oh, I got an attitude problem? Yes. And I'm not the only one who's noticed it, man. I mean, we're not living in the goddamn Middle Ages here. We got TV, we got... Yeah, well, you try dancing in a hot factory. Yeah, well, I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet. Where's your belt? Well, I haven't either. But I'm waiting, patiently. I'll tell you what I like to do, man. I like to glue a Playboy centerfold inside every one of Reverend Moore's hymnals. Yeah, you know what else we could do we could start winning your night plugs right there in the church You know I was down in Denver last year
For about a week. Was that before I got my Afro, honey? Reverend, how can you live in such a small town? So far away from the hustle and bustle of the 20th century. We'll leave the light on for you. I'd say to them, you'd never ask me that. If you could just once, just for one minute, experience the feeling of man that comes from knowing that all of our lives are tied up with each other's. That we feel all the same joys, same sorrows. And that's when I became a furry. And that we care. Oh. Uncalled for. I thought we were past it. I just feel closer to my lord. And I feel closer and safer with my people. It's all the same woman. Well.
This is how John Kevorkian used to do it. And that's where I'm staying. Bingo! Bethel, I told you, we're not playing bingo. Bingo! We're not going to have any dance. Let some young punk push us around now won't be long before every standard in the community. I'll find my boobs. It's the eighth night. We've gone looking, Ariel. Give it up. We're going over the state line. I want you guys to see what you've all been missing. Brian, I know you're not going to let Wood fight, right? I don't fight. Yeah, let's get this gremlin up to 45. Love it. This was when he was still cougar. So it looks like we're not missing much. Finally, we're going to get to some dancing. Let's dance for dips. I just don't feel comfortable, man. There's no hay here.
Kevin Bacon's dancing with Rita Rudner. That's what's a matter Ha ha. I want to do that too. Yeah. And a pound of marijuana. Why do the girls with the small boobs always get everything? Yeah. Not fair. I was just thinking the same thing. When we're done looking for your boobs, you want to go back to the crowd? Okay. Here we go.
He's trying to work up his nerve, is that the deal? He wants to, it's frustrating.