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28 Hour Show - 2007 - Hour 20
2007
28 Hour Show 2007 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Movie Commentary (Footloose)Crude & Offensive Humor"Tough Love" SegmentMarital Separation & BlameBody Shaming & Fat JokesAIDS & Hep C JokesRadio Show BanterInterpretive Dance & NewsCelebrity MentionsListener Mailmikey showradio
The Mikey Show hosts, Mike, Eddie, Sky, Rob, Sean, Jay, and Ashley, provide a running, often crude, commentary on a movie, heavily referencing 'Footloose' and its characters like Ariel and Ren (Kevin Bacon). Interspersed with the movie commentary are distinct bits, including a segment of gross-out jokes about bodily functions and colon cancer, and a recurring 'Tough Love' advice segment. During 'Tough Love,' Eddie brutally responds to a listener named Renee from Mission Valley, who blames his fat jokes for her marital separation, leading to more offensive humor. The show also includes multiple offensive jokes about AIDS and Hep C, particularly during the movie commentary.
What happened, in order
Crosby Bridge Accident & Fart Joke
The hosts discuss a local bridge accident story and then get sidetracked by a fart joke, with Jay being accused.
Gross-Out Jokes & Colon Cancer
The hosts engage in a series of crude jokes about 'Dutch ovens,' sharting, and colon cancer, pushing the boundaries of taste.
Movie Commentary & Show Time Check
The hosts continue their running commentary on the movie, noting Sky's dance competition win and Mike's cook-off victory, then check the time at 1:35 AM.
Sky's Interpretive Dance News
The hosts joke about Sky's ability to interpret dance but not news, suggesting she interpret the news through dance, leading to crude humor.
AIDS Jokes & Movie Commentary
The hosts make a series of highly offensive jokes about AIDS and Hep C, connecting them to the movie's characters and actions.
Movie Wrap-up & Show Transition
The hosts wrap up their commentary on the movie, identifying actors and characters, then transition to the next hour of the '28 Hours of the Mikey Show' at 1:55 AM.
20-Hour Check-in & Tough Love Intro
The hosts check in after 20 hours on air, discuss upcoming bits, and Mike dedicates the 'Tough Love' segment to Sky and Rabbi Goldstein, much to Sky's dismay.
Eddie's 'Tough Love' Advice
Eddie introduces his 'Tough Love' segment, where he responds to a letter from Renee in Mission Valley, who blames his fat joke for her marital separation.
Eddie's Brutal Response to Renee
Eddie delivers a harsh 'Tough Love' response to Renee, calling her a 'dumb fat chick' and 'Fatty Fatty 2x4,' blaming her stupidity for her failed marriage.
Next Tough Love Letter: Soccer Injury
The show moves to the next 'Tough Love' letter, which describes a listener getting hit in the crotch during an adult soccer league game.
People mentioned
MikeEddieSkyRobSeanJayBobbyAshleyReneeKevin BaconTom SelleckGreg LouganisRock HudsonJack NicholsonCarrie UnderwoodOlivia Newton-JohnNicole RichieTommy LeeMike RenoRabbi Goldstein
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It's just that there's no electric bowl there. Well, he just doesn't want to go out there and look dumb. You should just look in the mirror. So for every song, Kevin Bacon takes his shirt off. Right. Yeah. Called auto mechanic chic. Oh, nice. You see that robot in there? Oh, wow. Wow, that's pretty good. These people in this town eat grass. Look at how scary it is. Okay. That can't be good for the boys. No way. This movie's very similar to The Accused. Okay. Okay. I don't want to know anymore. Thank you. All right. Like, watch. If there's a pinball machine in here. Here you go, guys. Anybody? Sure. All right, that's it. Who's got a Camelot?
Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. Yeah, Dewey's the Marlboro man. No fight. When's the last time you've seen your dick, partner? You don't say that to Tom Selleck. It's too late. I'm drowning on my blood. Too much coke again. But, man, that was fun. Right off the boobs you don't have. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So which one of you ladies wants a broken hymen? What? What? Wow. I don't even know what that word means.
I used to tie off on this bridge. Gives me the creeps. How come? It's the bridges of Madison County. You've heard this one. The infamous Crosby Bridge accident, right? You've heard it. No. You're missing out. About five years ago. The last one over has to jump off. These kids were playing highway tag and they were drunk. So one car hits the other one and they both go over the edge of the bridge. Well, rich and compelling. Yeah. Boring. Tell him about a story. Or you're getting kicked out. Who farted? Father, what? Sorry. I'm really asking. Who farted? Jay, I knew it was you. You should have seen Bobby. He was like Warren Beatty. Oh, shut up. Well, you and your Warren Beatty stories again and again. For real, every time. No matter what. He's going to personally save this little pissant towner. He's going to deliver it up to him.
Bugsy? Dick Tracy. I don't know. What else do you want? Rhett was fine. Get off the case, man. Ah, here he is. What you thinking about? Can you believe I made buckaroo bonsai? I called up the Rusty's last night. I wish cell phones existed. I don't understand why you feel unnecessary to lie to me. I don't know why you find it necessary to check up on me. I'm concerned about your well-being. I don't know why you find it necessary to tuck me in. I'm 17, Dad. I don't know what's provoked this outburst, but I don't like it. Well, maybe the fact that my name's Ariel. Sure. Don't you think we could wait on it? No, I don't think this can wait. Who are you? You know, I'm sick and tired of you coming in on her side. We're gonna have to start answering for ourself.
I don't know what good that would do. You don't listen to me anymore, you listen to her. Wow. Like Chuck Liddell. Anybody else turned on? Okay. Hey. Started throwing out there. Started throwing out there. You need a pillow? It's cool. Yeah, it's bad. Wow. I've never hit anyone in my life. Where it felt that good. We're losing her by sky. What is she doing? What's the matter with her? What are you doing? Mike made me laugh and I had all this catering and it was going to come out my nose. I'm so willful. Obstacle. She's like her father. I've been praying about your hair. The two of you were so wonderful once. Nope, still hasn't worked. So much to talk about. Well, back to work. God hates your follicles. Nope, still hasn't worked. Check in.
Maybe he's busy. Sometimes people run out of things to say. Like this movie. Are you still here? Funny, I used to tie off in this place. Okay. It's 20 years now I've been a minister's wife. How many years have I had the same voice? Quiet, supportive, unobtrusive, and after 20 years, I still think you're a wonderful, you're a wonderful preacher. Why are you talking this way? You can lift a congregation up so high they have to go down to see heaven. Somebody's going to get bitch slapped. And it ain't happening soon enough. And he's going to deserve it. I was the mom in Lost Boys. True. Very good.
We could really use your support on this thing. I really don't think my mother would approve. Okay. Oh, it's a chick from Scooby-Doo. Hey, Velma. Velma. Just give it some thought, okay? Sleep on it, okay? Like, you guys are the dorks. Okay, thanks. See you later. Sounds great to me. Hey, how you doing, boy? Need any help? You just let me know. Not bad, boy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, it's Tom Selleck. See, he's been here, and you're going to try to throw a dance at school. A senior dance. And he figured only a dumb son of his head... Great, here comes his backup. Here comes his brothers. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. There's meat. You guys stay right there. Is he really going to get us to dance? You almost ruined my singing voice. I've only done that with my belt. Was that Matt Jones? Did your mama teach you better? Treat animals like that?
Huh? How's it feel? Don't feel too good. Not as good this time. Yeah. Why is Iceman in there? Whoa. Oh. Put a beaver costume on, bro. Can't escape it, right? Oh, man. Just eaten up. You're going to get really creamed. I'm going commando. Hey, you ever dress like a panda? Oh! Wow! My eyes are burning. Oh, man. Wow. That was crazy. Hey, close your mouth, will ya? Is that Brady Quinn? Oh, yeah.
The teaching someone rhythm is the worst. What is this, the jerk? Oh, boy. Here comes the montage. One, two, one, two, one. That guy can't read. He can't snap. Leave him alone. Baby Ruth. Fire. Fire. Are you kidding me with this guy? Oh, come on. He's on a leash now? You can't trance around a leash. Wait a minute. That little girl's 96 years old now. That's a nice piece. You talking about that kid lady right there? Yeah. We're dancing. I always do.
summer thoughts with my buddies. Dude, we were doing that just the other day. Man, this is me and Eddie when we first met. That right there, for sure. Yeah, exactly. Alright, and then kiss. That's a Johnny Fairplay. Oh, that is lame. Okay, bro. Somebody tell these guys they look like jerks. I need a piece of wheat. What the hell was that move anyways? He's sitting down. It's the bathroom stall move. Oh, jeez. It's called the Minnesota Tapper. Can you do this on a John, dude? I don't care what era you were in. That's stupid. Hey, here she is. Look at her. Here she is, everyone. It's Ashley. How many idiotic outfits can she have? Okay, that's...
That's a horrible robot. This one's called the Scarecrow. The Redneck Scarecrow. Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth. Come here. Come here. Fall into my arms. Oh, yeah. Rock-a-sock of idiots. Get him. Stop hitting yourself. That was like Michael Vick's house. Along with the children. I'm gonna eat you. Come on, Max. I'll kill you.
Well, I think it's quite obvious what it is. All right, kids, up to my room. It's not quite so obvious how I stand. Listen over, Redenbacher. Reverend, you'll excuse us saying so. I love your popcorn. I'm never going to keep your popcorn secret. Can I ask you a question? What's with the AIDS quilt? Do you think we have any grounds for his dismissal? Reverend, around here. He recalled a lot of books. Okay. Okay. Doesn't take much time for corruption to take root, Everett. How long is that? I enjoyed that one. About as long as it takes compassion to die. Big man of AIDS humor. All right. Arthur Allen. Okay, okay. Greg Louganis. Rock Hudson. Keep it up. It's like an Adam Sandler song. Rock Hudson. What's up, dude? I was pissed. Why'd you have to go and get six feet tall on me? I wanted to talk to you. You don't have to tell me nothing. I know why you don't call me a bitch slapper. She likes it. I wanted to tell you myself. Oh, well, I know why you don't want to see me anymore. Is that the girl from The Exorcist? Hey, I'm not stupid. Okay, well, maybe I am, but... It's McCormick, ain't it? No, it's Schmidt. You're just dying to screw McCormick, aren't you? Aren't you? You're so stupid.
No. Stupid, stupid face. Here comes the bitch slap. Shut up! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Get up! Get up! Yes! Oh, yeah. We got him right here. And... Hey, it's Jack Nicholson. Whoa. Wow, you're acting irrational Carrie Underwood calm down Maybe if she had some boobs he'd realize she was a woman go for the triangle choke Weak jiu-jitsu now run her over
I'm sorry you have to see me like this. You know, I'm ugly with no boobs and everything. Do I look okay? No. Yeah, you look great, Skeletor. To be honest with you. Somebody throw that bitch a sandwich. Honestly, Olivia Newton-John is more stacked than you. There's nothing to understand. It's for taking on my father. Too far? I like it. Good job, baby. I loved it. Wait, no, wait. This is my fight, you know. It's with the town. It's not with one guy. You don't get to turn my fight into some kind of a screw you to your old man. Hey, Jenny Jones says you're flat. Listen, you started with that. You're brutal. I can't believe that. You look like a prepubescent Nicole Richie. Take that, flat-chested lady that can't talk back.
Maybe you shouldn't try so hard. It's stupid, but it's making me laugh. I don't care. What day is it? October. Okay. I was going to say blue. Do I still get the box? What's in the box? Hey. What's in the box? This is G.I. Joe. Look, it's her cherry. What? What? Oh, man. What? He's going to give it back. It's a porcelain cherry. Her father gave it to her. Plays music. I'm saying it's still in the box. A little beat up, though. Kind of like her. She's a keeper. I'll tell you that. Why? She takes a hit like no one else. And then wants to make out? Yeah. So what do you say? Make out with that dude. You're telling me that didn't taste like Hep C? Come on. Tom Cruise called.
Anyway. And he wanted to film this scene with you. How funny would it be if he pulled back and whacked her in the face? It's funny. I used to tie off here. Rob. Still talking about the dance? He's over there making out with his girlfriend. What are you doing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was ridiculous. Dude. That's my cousin. It's true. It is true, though. That was a romantic scene. That girl just got beat up. That is awful. Sean, I can't believe you say that. The guy doesn't talk all year and then the one show does. Hey, girl's getting beat up. All right. We should do more of this stuff. Forget the courthouse.
Let's Dutch oven. Oops, I sharted. Okay, your turn. Your turn now. Wait, one more. Sorry, I had onion rings. I think something bad happened. I'm crowning. Not anymore. Are you against Imodium, too? Last one, dear. I swear, dearly, the last one. Like it really is. You try having colon cancer. Oh.
That was freaking brilliant. Wow. What time is it? No. No. Yeah, I'm nervous. Too much. I love Footloose. Oh, yeah. It's a great movie. I'll never watch this again, but, man, it's good. Everybody. You're going to have to buy it. Take a deep breath. My friend. What are you waiting for? Hit me with it. It's on the air. Are you on the air right now? This is just us, right? All right. Sorry, I threw up a little bit right there on my butt. You taste like brews.
Oh, damn you flannel shirt. What the hell is that? It's a baby crying. She's crowning. It's the tree from Poltergeist. Oh, God. This is the Sochi's. Do you see now? Do you see? You don't go waving your flanks around here without people taking shots of town. Bunch of jerks and Mustangs and Madras. But people are taking business away from me. You too, sir. And your Aunt Lulu's been getting some ugly phone calls here. Aunt Lulu? Speaking of Lulu, how about that cul-de-sac there, Francis? I just said he'd been hearing some things about you. He thought maybe I ought to stay home and be a proper mother. Now, what did you say? By proper mother, do you mean have an afro? There's other jobs. Where? Why shouldn't you call the police? Oh, I don't know how much good it'll do. Well, in a pajama factory, for one. Will you stop? Will you stop?
Or something back up with Kool and the gang. It's like something's choking everybody. They don't know they're choking. It's not just a bad dance. Are they ever going to get that dance? That's what I mean. I watch you. I see. You filthy pervert. Mom, are you going to sit there this whole time and watch me dress? I mean, take the hint, Ma. Quiet, son. Let me tuck you in. Dad, first threat, please. Zip. Mom, weren't you in The Temptations? Hey, Mom, Bobby Colonel's called and wants his hair cut back. Oh, no, you didn't. He's not even on the show anymore. Oh, wow. That's messed up. Rob, dude. I'm sorry. That was so called for. Oh, man. It didn't mean shit.
Oh, my God. It didn't matter. I'm dead. Wow. I'm more beat than that broad in this movie. Talking about it. I don't know. Who's he talking to? That guy in the room? We should move to our incest to sleep. What's up? That's his mother. Jeez, guy. Even I wouldn't take it there. Jeez. Have some decorum. Didn't Eddie just make a colon cancer joke? Yeah, but that was appropriate. It was classy. A classy colon cancer joke? I just don't get it. You've never been... Never mind. Good edit. Virginia.
And now I'm going to smash this watermelon. Excuse me. Get out my sledgehammer. You in the front row. Make it a little wet. Oh, my God. I found Waldo. We're not going to tolerate it. Did anybody see that guy? Oh, really serious. You whore. Somebody hit her. Yeah, hasn't it been five minutes? And I would like to move on behalf of most of the senior class of Beaumont High School that the law against public dancing to the down limits of Beaumont be abolished. Laugh out loud. Wow, bravo, sir. Someone had to say it. The coal miner. Mr. Chairman, could I... Hey, Mike, did you see Gallagher over there? It's Donna Frye on the left. Not bad enough. Is that A.C. Slater on the left? That's Zach. Belding.
This makes me so uncomfortable. But you know, it's funny. Look at that dude on the left. I do. The tie-off statement always starts with, you know, it's funny. Shut up. All those opposed. All those opposed to breaking watermelons on people in the first row, say aye. He's got the hammer. Eleanor, sit down. Yeah, punch her. All right, just ladies with black eyes now. Say aye. No pun intended. All right, now say left eye. We moved to strike your hair. And your girlfriend. Are we really meeting about this?
Tommy Lee just gave the same speech to Congress. And show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate. And that is the dancing that we're talking about. Is he ad-libbing? Was there a script to this? Yeah, he should have prepped something. In Psalm 149, praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord. He said, all I want to do is dance, dance, dance. And boogie, boogie, boogie. Oh, hold up. This is Lord of the Rings. It was King David. King David, who we read about in Samuel. He's got a point here. What did David do? You're right, honey. David danced before the Lord with all his might. Isn't that the guy that lived with Belki? Oh, my God. Larry? It is. Good call. And dancing.
Calef, what about you? Do you like to dance? Is this night court? Yeah, where's Bull? Time to laugh and time to weep. Remember when Sky won the dance-off, like, a couple days ago? That was cool. Oh, yeah. That was awesome. That was cool. Really good. That's awesome. Thanks, guys. It seems like ages ago. Remember the cook-off a few days ago? Yeah, I remember. What's that? I don't even remember. High Sky. High Sky. Garlic. I still smell like onions. There was a time for this love, not anymore. I don't know. Lori, Lori, smell like onions. Lori, Lori. I know your glory. Smell like onions. I know. You are an onion. I'm not an onion. It's a compliment. It means you're layered. It's the way it should be now. Think about it. What are they deliberating on?
He sold you. Just go home. Arrest my case. Yeah. You should have moonwalked out of there, buddy. That's how you finish the deal. Yeah, I'll show them. Great. Back to the shoveling guide. Horse turd is getting grainier and grainier. When are you going to wake up and smell the cough? As soon as you wake up and change. Hey, listen. Go take a couple of left turns and beat it. When will I talk you into Wrangler jeans, son? Well, what are you going to do now? Oh, really? Where's the number three? What if it ain't? You know, if you close that, that stuff will stop falling out. He might get fired if he does that. By the way, son, where'd you get that salmon sweatshirt? Salmon? They said this guy said semen. How about the short arm of the law? How about the rubber glove on the long arm of the law? Is that a cowboy in your pocket, or are you just a... It's a cowboy. Go ahead. Happy to see me. There we are. Is she going to get hit yet? We've got way too long. I know, seriously. I thought this was...
Like a Lifetime movie for a minute. You guys get that one? I thought this was a Farrah Fawcett movie. What's that, Burning House movie? The Burning Bed. Yeah, that's it. I thought this was the Burning Bed 2. It's like Ashley practicing for her commercials. I'm a big fan, Dad. Who's he talking to? Yes. Yes. I used to get such a kick out of watching you work up your sermons. I'd like to kick you in the face. It's different. I used to get such a kick out of kicking you. I'm going to give you a nice donkey punch. Show business, isn't it? Rob! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You can filter some stuff. I really can't. There's nothing right now. Reach people's emotions. It's just coming out.
I remember when you were just a little soccer ball. I heard from you for a while. When was it? Thursday? I was angry. You were angry. Great acting. We used to call you Tina Turner. Yes, you were. If you weren't, you would have asked me what was wrong. You knew. Ariel, I can't let this go down. You knew I took pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in my clothes. Stop and think. I object to that kind of music, and I think you know why. Overruled. Because people fornicate to it. I never said that. That was not meant for your ears. When do my ears get old enough, Daddy? When did you stop protecting me? I'm no saint, you know. Stop putting your tongue in my ear. I'm not even a virgin. What a twist. Everybody's been to that pancake house. Dude.
This is like six cents. I knew it. Oh, another hit. Another hit. Another hit. Round one. Hit the old lady, too. Just for being there. There's a tornado on the way. Everyone in the cellar. A twister. Oh, great. A hippie revolution. Oh, great. Oval Redenbacher's burning books. This guy. Oh, that's popular. Everybody listen to me. What is it, Belding? When did you all decide to sit in judgment? When did you decide to run a mile? Just walked outside, dude. Hey, guy. You went 20 feet. I love how the kids have the books in their hands. They're ready to go. They're burning everybody poops. Chris, take these out of here. Don't tell me what to do, building. Satan is not in these books. He's in Judy Blume books. He's in your heart. Go on home, all of you. You too, Lipton. Roger. Go home. Elena, come on. Come on, both of you. Unless any of you have some burgers we can throw on this. Is there any flame or is it just smoking? Yeah, just smoke. It's like the dance competition from earlier. This guy's thighs. Just kidding. Yeah, dog. Just kidding.
They had a fog machine. Yeah. Sean just woke up. Come on, Sky, one more time. Up on the stage. Interpret this movie. Yeah. Yeah, you won the dance competition. Yeah, that was cool. You killed it. Mike, you own the cook-off, dude. This is pretty sweet. I own the cook-off. I still smell like garlic. It's like 1.35. That's it? In the morning? It's 1.35 in the morning, you guys. Okay. Test the morning and wrap it up, Mike. We would be getting up in two to three hours. We'd be getting up to go to work. I'd be going to sleep right now.
That's ridiculous. And then going to work. Irresponsible. Isn't it ironic that Skye can't interpret the news, but she can interpret dance? Isn't that ironic? Maybe she should interpret the news through dance. You're so dumb. It's the news. Today in Haditha. Oh, man. You wouldn't have to worry about those flubs, huh? Oh, wow. I'm sorry. The filter is just showing off. Oh, yeah, yeah, because you don't do that Monday through Friday. Okay. It's Wednesday. At least it wasn't a ham joke. I know how hard it is for you. We've got to play dumb chicken. Ham. Can I play? Can I play? No. No, he'll make inappropriate jokes. Let's get lost tonight. Whoa, what's going on here? Play secretary. Whoa, hey, what's going on? What is this? Hey. Lower. What is this, Cinemax? So close. Should have punched her, dude. Yeah, she would have definitely kissed you after that. Oh, man. Look at those ladies. The Golden Girls. That's great.
You know, the funny thing about this place is... Say it. It's where I used to tie off. That doesn't get old. Tying off. Rob! I can't figure it out already. Tie off. I didn't see taxis. I thought that was fish. Chet Hirsch? Chet Hirsch, yeah. Was it Chet? No. How many bow ties do I have? Philip Seymour Hoffman in the background? Lots of celebrities in this movie. This is killer, yeah. And like that part, I find myself at that moment... Does she do anything else but make that face? Benicio Del Toro? Champ Kind from Anchorman? Yep.
Is that Britney? I'm getting my church on. You know the funny thing about... Rob, I knew it was going to be bad before you said it. Don't do it. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Let's race. What? What? What's going on, man? Is that the ghost again? Oh, no. Sorry, guys. I had to pass this. Furbert. Furbert. Let's play some Q feel. I'm going to get up and just dance for a little bit. So, wait a minute. He's like the only guy that decides if people can dance? Yeah, since when did the preacher, like, make the rules? Yeah, like, he's in charge of dancing? Let's do this.
Let's dance. Let's have a motorcycle gang. The Gay Amigos. The Gay Amigos. Multiply. Everybody has one. Me. Hang on, my Vespa's trying to catch up. Dancing illegal. Motorcycles without helmets, fine. Again, they don't have a 7-Eleven, but everybody has a scooter. Quiet, they're almost at the roller mill. Future home of Walmart. Oh, man, am I high. This is my part. This is how I contribute. My mom always said I'm full of hot air. Oh, those people suck at sleeping. Don't they have a gym? They have a gymnastics team and no gym? I know. Like, why are they in the middle? That was this movie, right? Oh, look at the dude in the blue.
Well, I'm, like, really proud. I think I made a big mistake. She got that dress on the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. She looks good for a toothpick. Maybe these will make my boobs bigger. Honey, your father punched me out in that exact dress. I have something for you. Two socks. Here, honey. Two oranges. These are my brass knuckles. Silicone? What is... Right there, seriously. Yeah, can we get her another one? And then pull the dress over it? What is saline? Yeah. It's not going to help, bro. Nice. No gel. Dude. Check out that tux. Oh, wow, you're flat. That's a statement. Napoleon. What's the matter?
Are you having a really killer time? What? Yeah, I don't know where they went either. I said, do you have a flobie inside? I mean it. You are beautiful. For a dude. For a guy. Right to her eye. I hate this beetle. You've got to beat the door like you. Wow. Abuse jokes. What dance has cake? And a million spoons. A cake dance? It's a cake walk. Hey, nice Gatorade. You have a couple of roofies in there. Well, maybe if you played good music, they would dance. Yeah, why is someone dancing? Whoa, that's Loverboy. Or just Mike Reno. He got that from Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber. Check out the blue one. Are you talking about Ashley's outfit? Yes.
Nobody wants to dance with that guy. It's a song called... Almost Paradise. Almost Paradise. It's Mike Reno and some... What's the chick? I'm knocking on the thing right now. Almost to my thing. I think the deal's here. Wipe it on the chick. What are you, Mike? Wipe it on the dog's mouth. He's going to eat it anyway. Saves the stamp. Did you say saves the stamp? That's not funny. Is this over yet? Let's go mudding. You know, funny thing about this field. Say it. And by mudding, I mean.
For those of you listening at the home, the voice you just heard was Ashley. Hit her with the steel chair. All right, if all you have is wood. Shaw, what is it? I just sharted. Do you have an extra pair of pants? I'm not kidding. Funny thing about wearing this sweater. Okay. Welcome to the World of AIDS. Coat me out with your belt. Wow. That just got hot. What? Hi, Rusty Trombone. I'm Mexican. Hello, Willard. I got a roof to put up. Hey, what is this, Costco? Get in.
What do you want, Chuck? Oh, I got a little business with your friend McCormick. Chuck, cool it, all right. Chuck, you'd look a lot better with eyeliner. Hey, no fights, fellas. Sure, Willard. You look like the Beat It video. Cute. You want to dance about it? Oh, hey. Quit flirting with him. All right, I promise you're resting your fights tonight, okay? Oh. Quick, somebody get that chick that likes to get hit. Oh, come on. I'll dance you off. Hey, it's Mr. Dancing. Whoa, is that kind of like... Never mind. Yes. Key, y'all. A key, y'all. Put your hands up. Put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Oh, Johnny Fairplay. I'll pirouette on your ass. Dude, you're going to dance now, McCormick, huh?
Dance, dance, dance. This is the worst fight ever. Jazz hands him right in the face. Slapped you. He thought he was the chick. Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do before you dance. That scene would have been much better if that chick got hit by everyone. She just kept blocking all the punches on accident. All right, Cinderella, let's go back. He wasn't drunk, son, though. Yeah, 80s Just watch is that what he said
Well, that dude's going to make out with me. Right? Let's all put on glitter. Let's all tie off. Welcome to the world of AIDS. AIDS. Everybody in this barn has AIDS. AIDS. And Hep C, how does that F-C taste? F-C taste is so wicked good you got AIDS. He's trying to pinch his cord like a hose. He's not stopping him there. Okay, Rob, thank you. All right. Shut up. All right. I thought I knew the lyrics. Whoa. That's how they got the AIDS.
Public restaurants. Oh, my God. You can get it from a toilet seat. Yeah, we know what this one's all about. Are you having a killer time? Oh, wow. This is the worst chance ever. Oh, poor guy. Hey, it's Jay Moore. Yeah. Whoa. The early days. That guy was considered cool. Oh, that guy was considered awesome. Yep. Is that the history of dance on YouTube? Totally. Okay. Nice ring. Yeah, check out my suspenders. Let's all break dance. Hey, Sean, that was like a Ukrainian dance. Okay, there you go. There you go. I love those tuxedos. Oh, no. Why is there not one black guy at the dance? Not one black guy at the dance.
Do you think Sean Penn disowned him after this? Okay. I called this one the geek. Let's watch it over again. Oh, good. Extras. All right. Is this still Kenny Loggins? Yeah. Ren, played by Kevin Bacon. Ariel, played by Laurie Singer. You know, funny thing about this kiss. Should we ID? I don't even know what time it is. 5 to 2. It's 1.55. 1.55. Hit it. Go ahead and hit the ID. Broadcasting from the Cricket Wireless Studios. You're listening to 28 Hours of the Mikey Show. On KIOZ, San Diego. The following takes place between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. Okay, you're listening to the 28 Hours Show. How long have we been on the air? 20 hours. We're coming up on 20 hours.
Yeah, because four hours will be 24 hours, so 20 hours. We're in the homestretch, Mike. How's everybody feeling? I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. This is usually when it starts to get miserable. Yeah. This is usually when it starts to get miserable. Ash, this poor kid right here. I didn't see you there, Seth. Leave him alone. I didn't even see you. That's so weird. Are we ready to go back to the studio? Sure. Yeah. All right, why don't we do a, what are our choices of bits? We've got Tough Love, we've got Dr. Phil, and we've got a Cheater's Hotel, which is a little bit longer. About twice as long. We can save it. We can save that one. Let's do, we have Tough Love and what? Dr. Phil. Let's do Tough Love. Oh, no. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Oh, no. This is for you, Sky. I don't want it. You're making a dedication? I'm dedicating this tough love to that young lady sitting right across from me. I reject your dedication. How do you reject a dedication? I don't know, but I just did. This one goes out to Sky and Rabbi Goldstein. Her favorite guy. Her favorite. She's a big fan. She loves those crazy martial arts.
Hasidic Jews. It's her favorite person. In the office tomorrow, we're going to see a poster of a Hasidic Jew in a karate chop pose. All her morals and beliefs go out the windows if it's a crazy, martial art, ass-kicking Hasidic Jew. Please stop. Don't even believe he's a Hasidic Jew. If a Jewish guy is like, let's bone some chicks. With big ones. Hey, you know what? Usually I don't go for that kind of talk, but after all, you are a rabbi. And that's cool. Like, I think it's cool that you think like a normal guy. A pig. I didn't say it was cool. An a-hole. I'm all in on that. Let's heal the community. Thank you. Now, here's the deal. If you're new to the Mikey show, my boy, Eddie. He's been my best friend over 20 years. And if there's one thing he can do, it's dish out the real dirt. Yeah. Tell it like it is, dude. Tell it like it is. And so you can write us. Go to MikeyShow.com, write us for advice, and Eddie will answer. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, just wanted to let you know that you're most likely responsible for me and my husband splitting up.
I heard you specifically make a joke about a woman being fat this week. I don't remember what it was specifically. My husband thought it was funny, and we got into an argument about it, and it led to us not talking, which led to us separating. I sure hope you're happy with the knowledge that you split two happy people up. That is signed, Renee in Mission Valley. Eddie? Dear Dumb Fat Chick. Can the Amy Lee approach to bluntness? Why mess around, right? And now on to Fatty Fatty 2x4. Come on. You think I'd leave out the candy? I don't know why the kids come to the ballpark. What are you talking about? Gotta give you a little morsel at least. Please stop. Look, dummy. First of all.
The topic you don't remember was the phone call about the guy who already told his skinny wife she needed to lose weight, and I defended her. That's right. Not him. That's right. Oh, I hate this. Now, if Amy Lee wrote a song about you, it'd be called, Call Me When You're Not Stupid. Call Me When You're Not Getting Separated isn't already taken. I mean, anyone stupid enough to blame their failed marriage on a radio show probably should not have been married in the first place, okay? Now, does this victim have a name? I'm talking about your husband, of course. What do you know? I mean, if Jeff and Jer hear about him, they're probably going to open up Billy's house or whatever his name is. You know, safe house for men getting out of relationships with idiots. Okay. Maybe we can call it idiot's house, Scott. We don't know what happened. Technically, that's what he is for seeing something in your titanic ass in the first place. Oh, my gosh. Get out of here. Not that way, fatso. That's the kitchen. You're fat straight. Come after me. But you just made a bunch of fat jokes. Because I'm angry now. Tough love. If I were Jewish, would it be okay?
Hi. Our next letter reads, for the record, Eddie did a karate chop move when he said that right now. For the record. Next letter reads, hey, Eddie. I am in an adult soccer league, and almost a month ago, I got nailed in the crotch by a big-ass player on the opposing team.