The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 16
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Quimby, Danny, Peaches, and Space Boy turned their return episode into a loose recap of Boo Ball and the Mikey Show's 28-Hour Show, with Sanjaya calling from Julian along the way. Peaches and Space Boy described the fake-blood logistics and prank-filled D in a Box costumes, then argued that Boo Ball's contest rewarded weaker entries. The group replayed its own chaotic celebrity game and debated the 28-Hour Show's Idol judging, cook-off, comedy revivals, and mock-gopher spectacle. They also admired B-Rob's parody songs while acknowledging the music-rights obstacle to an album, and Danny led a sharp argument that Mike had wasted far too much airtime on one troubled couple. Peaches closed the memorable stories with Ronnie's accidental recreation of the 'and then?' sushi-order scene.
What happened, in order
Sanjaya Calls from Julian
Sanjaya calls from a camping trip in Julian, jokes that he is against apples in an apple-pie town, and is pressed to bring Quimby a pie.
The Prop 8 Photo Scheme
Danny proposes putting Sanjaya in a Speedo and roller skates for a photo beside older men holding Yes on Prop 8 signs, and Sanjaya agrees to try it.
Getting the Zombie to Boo Ball
Peaches and Space Boy explain how Space Girl's fake-blood-covered zombie costume forced them to wrap the car seat, seatbelts, and her body in bags and paper towels.
D in a Box Fights Back
Space Boy and Karna reveal that their D in a Box costumes held a plastic prop and squirt gun, which they used on curious partygoers and one critic who called the idea dated.
Boo Ball Costume Snubs
Peaches and Space Boy argue that the Boo Ball contest overlooked excellent costumes, especially a convincing Heath Ledger Joker, while advancing a cheap-looking Joker instead.
Who Am I Goes Sideways
Quimby launches a celebrity-guessing game that casts Peaches as Barbara Walters, Danny as Britney Spears, Space Boy as Boston Rob, and callers as Paris Hilton and Rosie O'Donnell.
28-Hour Show Highlights
The group recaps the 28-Hour Show, including Peaches and Quimby's local-news appearance, the crowd's ham chant, and increasingly elaborate mock deaths staged for stuffed gophers.
Idol, Cook-Off, and Classic Hour
Space Boy questions P1 Paparazzi's judging, the group debates whether Sean or Eddie deserved the Mikey Show Idol win, and Peaches praises Eddie's cooking over Ashley's before celebrating Boy Blunder's classic-hour reviva
The Greatest-Hits Problem
After playing B-Rob's Sarah Palin parody and Wicked Lame, the hosts want a charity greatest-hits album but concede that music rights prevent an official release or sale.
Weekend Worries Goes Too Long
Danny attacks Mike's ninety-minute relationship-advice segment about a cheating man seeking a promise-ring reconciliation, while others say it began interestingly but badly overstayed its welcome.
And Then Came the Sushi
Peaches recounts losing her composure when a familiar sushi-shop owner repeatedly answered Ronnie's order with the exact 'and then?' routine from Dude, Where's My Car?
People mentioned
QuimbyDannyPeachesSpace BoySanjayaKarnaSpace GirlMikeEddieB-RobSeanAshleyBoy BlunderP1 Paparazzi
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This is the P1 Podcast. Can we restart? Can we restart? Oh, no. October 25th, 2008. You're the worst. You're the worst. Best intro ever. The best was the, no, we're not restarting. P1 Popcast. Popcast? Happy birthday. Happy birthday to P1 Sky. Hey, you gotta fail to win, right? Yeah, you do. And that was an ultimate fail. Ow! Ow! Man down! Meanwhile, Spaceboy's just rocking out. He's rocking that, like, air triangle. Hi! It's the P1 Podcast, everybody! Episode 16. I'm your host, P1 Quimby, and I'm a failure. I'm just gonna go cut myself. I'll be back.
Save that clip. I like it. I like it. Back in the game. Is that all you have? I sent you a whole song. That's the whole song. I feel all over the place. Hi, everybody. We are back with another fantastic, moving, thrilling, dramatic, idiotic P1 podcast. And here we are. I am here surrounded by my colleagues and contributors and people who smell nice. One of them happens to be P1 Danny. Hey Danny. Welcome to the show. Thank you. This week I want to get to know some of our podcast team members a little better. Danny, what is your favorite television show? What kind of question is that? Talk to me. Come on. Would you like me to start alphabetically? No, pick one. I can't pick one. Pick one. Pick one that if you missed and it never came on again, you'd cry. It's always done in Philadelphia. Ah, yes. Good show. And why do you like that show so much, Donna? Because it is the best show in the world. Oh, really? Like, full of racist humor and, like, pervy Danny DeVito. Yes, pervy Danny DeVito. And Nightman. Dayman. Nightman, yes. And Greenman. Oh, yes. Greenscreen Man.
He's awesome. So, hey, if you aren't watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah, you better. What channel is it on? FX on Thursday nights at 10. Oh, yeah. Set your TiVo today. Danny, you're the greatest ever. Next up on the lineup, it is P1 Peaches Batten Cleanup. What's up, girl? How you doing? Well, I'm a little hopped up on cold medicine. Yes. Yeah. It's going to be fun now. Oh, I know, dude. I'm like ready to rock. So, Peaches, we want to know more about you. Okay. What is your most favoritest band in the world? Well, I guarantee you, actually, I got to go garbage. Wow. Yeah. You're only happy when it rains, huh? That is a fact. It hasn't rained in a while, so I've been sad for a while. And complicated. Yes. Oh, no. This is one of her favorite songs. I lied. This is my favorite song. This is how it sounds when I sleep. I feel sorry for your future husband. Poor guy. He loves me, no matter what. In sickness and in health. Lies. Take that. He had his fingers crossed behind his back when he said that. Sorry. And the greatest contributor of all time to the P1 podcast, his name, in case you haven't heard, is P1 Space Boy.
Space Boys. Space Boys. Space Boys. Hey, that's you. Hey, what's up? Welcome. How you doing? Hello, hello. Happy Saturday. Yes, it is. After an awesome boo ball last night. Ooh, I can't wait until we talk about that a little later. Space Boy, we want to know you better. Doesn't everybody in the chat room, everyone say yes? Yes. Yes. Yes. What is your favorite movie of all time? Let's get into that. Let's get into that. I want to hear it. I've never asked. We all know about your favorite gay band, but I want to know about your favorite movie. Ruby. Hi. Let's travel back in time to... Whoa. Back in the good old days when movies were new. Okay. There was a little known actress known as Kate Hudson. Oh. She starred in a movie called Almost Famous. Oh, that is it going on. They're so cute. Love that movie. I got scared, though, and they had to, like, stick the tube down her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good one, PJs. Let's give her a round of applause. Thank you. She deserves a round of applause. I'm on fire tonight. Thank you. That's pretty good. It sounds like the cold message. I can't talk tonight. I'm going to take it now. I'm going to take two shots of it before every podcast. Apparently, it helps me be funny. Yeah, and apparently, I've been on cold meds because I don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't know any of this. Yeah.
So we should be having a call in here pretty soon. Is that correct? Yes, ma'am. Very excited. And we have a phone line tonight, you guys. Yeah, we have a phone. Just for the record, Coral Man, my favorite movie was Not Powder. Oh, my gosh. I actually saw previews for that, and I'm like, this movie looks really good. And I went to go see it. It's not. It made me cry. Crystal Skull. It's not. It's almost as bad as the Crystal Skull. What about the thief, the cook, and his partner, or whatever that movie Sean likes? Actually, I'm a fan of a fish called Wanda. The acrobat, the midget. What? A fish called Wanda? What is that? Have you ever seen a fish called Wanda, Danny? No. Such a good movie. I've seen Big Fish. No, no, no, no. Something about Wanda, that movie is so hilarious. I've seen something about Mary. Something about Mary? You need to go get that. You need to go get that. I'm going to the store right now. Maybe I will pick that up. See you, Danny. Fire up the spaceship. So, anyways, we do have a phone line tonight. Danny will put the phone number into the chat room. Yep. And we'll do some open phones here in just a little bit. Do any of you guys have questions of me since we got to know you guys so well? Anything you particularly want to know? Actually, yes. Whoa. Shoot.
Okay, you ready? What is the best, the highest score you've ever got bowling? Video game or on my cell phone? Wii, of course. On the Wii, I've gotten like a 189, 194. Killed it. I kill it on the Wii, but do you get me in real life? I think my highest score in real life, 106. And that was only once. I average about a 75 every real game that I play. Yay! Go, babe! Woo! And I'm always the one playing the P1 bowling night. Yeah, you are. So I don't get it. Weird. I just go there to dance like a monkey, have some Sierra Nevada. What's up now? So it is 830. Is our friend calling in? Yeah. When? No! Oh, my gosh! That is so weird. All right. Here we go. You guys are, like, connected. We got, like, a phone call.
Space Boys is plugging it in. Good evening, P1 Podcast. What the heck is this? What's up, girl? I'm Sanjaya. Oh, my gosh. You didn't say your tagline. Sanjaya? He hates that so much. Where are you? I'm up here in Julian camping out. Wow. Are you eating apple pie and drinking apple cider? I'm against apples. You're weird. I'm not going to eat one damn apple. Oh, my gosh. Will you bring me back a pie? I've already pulled a couple of them. Nice. You're going to get lynched. You are so good. You just eat a bunch of oranges while you're there. These oranges are so delicious. Yeah. That's a very good idea. Well, he's Mexican, you guys, so I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So you've been posting a lot on the site about.
The Hidden City Derby Girls, dog. So talk to me. What are you doing with the Derby Girls? What's up with that? Give us the lowdown. Yeah. So he's sleeping with those? Do you mean promote, you silly boy? You are ridiculous. Yeah. Very nice. So are you doing anything? Are you skating in a Speedo at all? No. I'm so sorry. That's the complication. Well, I heard there's, like, this stuff you can buy, like, online. Yeah, dude, Enzite. We're going to be back on the podcast. We miss you. You weekend worry-port, you. No, never. We're not going to do anything to fit your lifestyle. Just kidding. Hey, Danny's got a question for you. Hey, Sandra. Hey, how's your week looking? Are you busy? Week? Yeah. All right, because I told Quimmy this idea.
But you know all the dudes, like the old dudes, like standing on the street corners, like with the signs that say yes on Prop 8? Yeah. We need to get you in a speed on some roller skates so we can take some pictures with those dudes? Yeah. All right. Cool. All right. Cool, man. That would seriously, like, make my week if he did that. Make my year if he did that. How funny would that be? Yeah. Sometimes people in the chat room are freaking out. They would love that. Yeah, I know, dude. We need to do it, like, this week. Yeah. Yes on Prop 8. I want that to be my wallpaper on my computer. How great would that be? Yes. We can figure that out, dude. Borrow your girlfriends, dude. Yeah, borrow Hamlet's. Yeah, that would work too. I'm sure you got a pair of those lying around. I have some hot pink ones you can wear. Show me the money. Let's see. Peaches, do you miss your BFF? Hi, San Gigi.
I'm sick. I think it's because of... What? Right down the time, 8.37 p.m., Sanjaya just cursed on the podcast. You're fired. My first time, too. No, no. Yeah, I got your headphones, bro. Okay, that's cool. And I miss you. We got to hang out soon. We got to do double date style. Very nice. So is there anything you'd like to say to the P1 world, Sanjaya? He just has a question for you. So, hey, Sinjaya, I heard that Dr. Wayne was up in Julian and he's camping out with you. Is that true? I just had a feeling, you know, since he likes hanging out with you. And Boy Scouts. Okay. Okay. Dr. Wayne, how are you doing? So, did you bring your Xbox camping with you, Dr. Wayne? Oh, did you bring your wife with you? No, take care of the dog.
Oh, okay. Oh. Okay. So have you guys been working out up there, Julian? Have you been working out, Julian? I've been picking a lot of apples. I bet you have. I bet you have. I'm going to be feeding Sanjaya tonight. Oh, no. Oh, you're going to hand feed him down. Did Zeth happen to join you guys? Come over, Zeth. Well, you know, we all need it. You're so great. Well, Dr. Wayne, it was great talking to you. Can we talk to our friend Sanjaya game? Thanks. I love you more. Aw, Dr. Wayne. What a weirdo. Repeat, dude. Oh, Sanjaya. You know how he is. Hit in the trunk. Yeah. Stowaway. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Well, we're going to have to let you go, Sanjaya. But thank you so much for calling in. I miss you so much. Oh, my God. Bring me a pie. Bring me a pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie.
Oh, gross. I want a real pie. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I want to have a pie to eat with my dream catcher. Oh, God. Yes. All right, sweetie. Well, we love you. We're going to go to some open phones, and we'll talk to you when you get back. All right. Okay. Take care, Sanjeejee. Later, dude. Bye. Bye. And that was P1 Sanjaya. Oh, my God. He's so great. He is a weekend warrior. He's got the Fangia tour bus up in, actually. Yeah, he does. That's really hot. So anyways, we're going to take some open phones. Danny just put up the phone number in the chat room. It's actually his own personal phone line. Yeah, dude, seriously. We're not going to say it on the podcast right now because we don't want to. No, you know what? I'm actually going to try to call AT&T and get a phone number that is like, I don't know. It's like 630, like Army or something. Oh, if anybody cares to call, we're taking some open phones.
for about five, ten minutes here. So the field is open. You can call if you want advice. Like I said, we are always happy to give out ham recipes or tell you how to cure a sunburn or how to make more money in gold bouillon. How to count your bouillon. Yes, how to count your bouillon. It's very important because bouillon, you can't wait. You know, I got all my advice from Skye, so we're good. How to organize your prize closet correctly. Yes, and the proper way to kill a gopher. I got that for you right here. Oh, man. I cannot believe our phone lines are not blowing up. There's how many people in chat? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You all suck. Maybe they all went to go pee. I will kill all of you if you went to pee. Well, anyways. Moving on. You know, we can take some open phones. Oh, my gosh. We have a phone call. Let's see who it is. Did you hang up on the caller? Wow, that was really funny. Oh, Corman, you're ham to the head? Well, maybe if you called us, we could tell you where it is. See, Peach is holding it right there. Ham to the butt and head. Very nice. Hey, did you hang up the phone? Well, last time, 760 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Last call, I swear. P1 Podcast. Where's my hand today? Ah, it's P1 Corbin, ladies and gentlemen. Let's all give him a round of applause. Hey, Robin Hood. How you doing? Good, good. Yes? I'm actually a little sick, too. I think somebody was spreading it around last night. Oh. Yeah, sorry. I was sleeping with all the guys. Peaches making out with all the dudes there. Yeah. And chicks. Yeah. So, Corbin, tell us about your time at Booball last night. How did it go? Yay. Had a good time. Aw, they're so cute. Aw, Mandy. Did she kiss his feet and try to look at his box? Oh, I bet. She did give me a little folded piece of paper with your address on it. I don't know what that meant. I'll tell you about that later. Hey, that's a little bit of gayness happening around here. So, Corman, what was your favorite part of the boo ball last night? Aw, what? What happened? Random person in the room.
Oh, no. I love Philly's finest. That poor guy. Did he, like, really just, like, fall dead asleep up on the stage? Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, um, does anybody else have questions for Corman right now? Anyone? Nobody likes you, apparently, Corman. I'm sorry. I'm the only one who cares. I love you. I like him. I just can't think of anything. I'm just listening to Boo Ball, dude. I'm just calling you guys all up. No, your guys' costumes were, like, super cute. And I didn't actually recognize you right away, Corman. I was like, you were like, hey, Peaches, what's going on? And I was like, who in the, oh! Because, like, everybody looked so different. Did you see his little mustache? It looked like he was a French waiter. Yeah. Oh, oui, oui. And he did drive a windowless van to Luba. I don't know why. And then we're asking little kids.
if they wanted huffies. Free candy. So weird. And puppies. All right. Well, we're going to let you go, Corman. Thank you for calling in. All right, guys. We love you. Yes. And speaking of weirdos with molester mustaches, how about we talk a little bit about paywoodsight.com? Which is just making faces under the camera. I look like crap right now, so sorry. Sorry. Ah, P1Site.com. It's our most favorite website in the whole wide world. P1Site is the ultimate fan site if you are a P1 fan of the Mikey Show. We got daily audio, all the 28-hour shows, all the movies. We got this little podcast right here that you know and love so much. Oh, my gosh. We also have pictures from so many events. As a matter of fact, almost all of our pictures from the 28-hour show 2008 are up.
What's up now? And there should be some video coming soon. Did people take video? I have. I took some video. I got video of the entire Mikey Show Idol. Oh, yes. That was the best. The best. I have a video of him running with the bulls, too. Part one and part two. That is awesome. All that can be found at P1's site. We'll get that for you. And also on MikeyShow.com. Give him some love, too, because we're friends. We're friends. And Danny, the inventor of P1Sight, is very tired right now. I don't know if you could hear all his yawns. He did about 10 yawns in a 20-second period. Are we inconveniencing you, Ty? P1Danny from P1Sight.com. Yeah. You're weird. Whatever, Danny. I don't even want to hear it. At least you're not sick. Yeah. That's all good. Come on, Danny. Get with the program. Come on. Wakey, wakey. Eggsy, bakey. Hi. Hi. So. We got some cool stuff going on at P1Site.com right now. We have the P1 Movie Club. Yes. Yay. P1 Movie Club is where every other week one member of the club chooses a movie for everyone to watch. And then we rate it and talk about it in the forums. And P1TZ started it. P1TZ is a genius. Yes. May I say. Yes. I watched Stop Blast last week. I did too. That was our movie. I forgot to post about it though. I enjoyed it. Yeah.
I enjoyed it. It was Ryan Felipe being Ryan Felipe. Who? Ryan Felipe. He played Brandon, the one guy that went AWOL. Oh, yeah, yeah. When he got stop loss. Yeah, Ryan Felipe was Ryan. Yeah. That was good. But it was a decent movie. And then this week's movie. What is the movie coming up? P1 Dave, you're in chat right now. I know you're there. Tell us what the new movie is going to be. But this week, it's this random British movie directed by the man who did 28 Days Later and Trainspotting. It looks like a science fiction flick. The what? It's called Sunshine. What was that again? Science fiction. I like sci-fi. It's called Sunshine. You take off your headgear? God. What's it called again, Danny? Sunshine. Sunshine. So that is the movie.
We're all going to watch it. And then after a week, we all get to post. And then guess who gets to pick the next movie, though, ladies and gentlemen? You do? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And I'm going to pick the weirdest movie in the world for you guys to watch. A Fish Called Wanda? No. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Notebook. No. Nights in Rodanthe. What? The Life and Times of Terry Schiavo. No, I got the Giggly. What is that movie name? Gilly. I am not watching that. Jennifer Lopez. Giggly? Do you like the movie Giggly? No, it's not Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Lopez. Get your celebrities right, retard. Come on, give it the time. They're both slutty. TZ says Spice World. No. I'm sorry. The guru? No. High School Musical. Yes. I was actually going to pick Camp Rock. I didn't want to reveal that. I bet you will, Rosa. I mean, I'm just kidding. I'm going to go watch some porn. Okay. Rosa, you're going to be so grounded. I'm calling your mother. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I don't understand stupid weather. Well, I'm telling you, you're white.
So I don't understand. What are you talking about? I went to the tanning salon and I'm Mexican now. No, no, no. I have your birth certificate to prove it. It says Caucasian. It doesn't say Caucasian on birth certificate. It says Mexican. But you're not. But it would be Hispanic. I came out. You need to stop. I came out with razor blades in my hair and Sharpie eyebrows. You have been hanging out with that kid. I cut the doctor. Oh, no. You are hanging out with that kid, Beto, way too much. I'm going to have to call his Uncle Eddie. You guys are pretending like you don't know what happened to us last night at Boo Ball. What happened, Spaceboy? Yeah, what did happen, Rosa? Well, I tried to enter the costume contest because I was dressed, as you know, as a Mexican. But if you are Mexican, how is that a costume? Explain that, kiddo. I was dressed as a stereotypical Mexican with Sharpie eyebrows and hubcaps. And I wanted to enter the costume contest. And then they said no. And so I was like, oh, so you want to start some S, huh?
So then they tried to kick me out of the building, and so I came back around the back, and then I wanted to enter the Juggle Lantern contest so everybody could look at my chichis. Okay, that's enough. You're only 14 years old. You weren't even allowed to be in Booba last night. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on. We can have that here, can't we? No. No. You're a creepy molester, Danny. Stop it. Good idea, but no. Oh, my gosh. T.O. Spaceboy, I don't understand. You were walking around taking pictures of everybody's chichis. Including mine. Oh, really, Danny? I don't know anything about that. Thanks for that email, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, no. But anyway, my Mexican costume came complete with handcuffs, a hubcap, and a strawberry basket. And they wouldn't let me enter because they said I was being too racist. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to cut you, Pippi Longstocking. Okay. And then they were like, okay, you need to leave. Oh, my God. Oh my gosh. Listen, listen, listen. Rosa, I want you to go back to the living room. I DVR'd Yo Gabba Gabba for you, and I'd really appreciate it if you would watch it. Yeah, Quimby, you just can't make up shows, okay? No, no. That's for real, okay? I saw it on the soup. I thought you were going to help me get my lupa and take my bath later. Oh my gosh, listen.
I'm about to put a Tylenol PM in your horchata. You need to get to bed before I hear you. Ooh, that sounds good to you. Can we go get some at Roberto's taco shop? Oh, my gosh. Just go back in the living room. I don't care what you watch at this point. Okay, fine. I'll go pick some up. I'll be right back. Okay, Peaches, what is with that girl? I don't know, guys. I've given up. She's a lost cause. She is a lost cause. She's a weird little child. She is, like, pale as a freaking ginger kid, and she's trying to act like all Mexican. So weird. So weird. I can't handle it. She's the reason I got sick, trying to babysit her. Well, don't worry, anybody, because P1 Rosa is not in the P1 movie club, so right on. So anyways. Should I have us watching Selena? Yeah. She watched that movie way too many times. Also, another announcement from P1Site.com is we're starting a P1 Bible study. And so if you would like any more information on it, go to the announcements section, and Danny has listed all the stuff. It's at my house. And I promise not to cut your throat like OJ because it's Bible study. And we're supposed to be cool. And that wouldn't be very nice of me to do that, would it? Not very Christian of you, though. No, I don't think. But, you know, we have something really cool tonight. We had two field reporters last night at Boo Ball. Our friends P1 Peaches and P1 Space Boy. That's right. We're live and in the field. Yeah. And let's swing it over to Peaches. Peaches, how was your night, girl?
Well, Quimmy, I gotta be honest with you, it was pretty kick-ass. Wow, awesome. From the get-go, like, we walked in during the, um, well, actually, can I talk about the whole, like, getting ready process first? Sure, how did that go? Okay, well, I didn't really have any issues because I just needed to, you know, get my makeup on, put my costume on, do my hair, whatever. But, um, Space Girl was, uh, having some issues with her zombie costume, and she started, bleeding all over the floor. And I was like, what's that space boy? It was a little irritating for you, huh? A little bit because the blood was just, I can't talk about it without slipping into character. It was so arousing for you. It was everywhere. It was bad. Regular night at the space house then. Yeah. And so when we had, we finally were all in the car. We're like, okay, let's go. And then we're like, oh crap. How are we going to get space girl in the car?
without her getting like faux blood all over the place? Oh, we didn't. Oh, you guys got stains? Yeah, the belt buckle with the belt strap. Oh, no. I'm so mad. I hope you never get pulled over. Better write up the resale value. Oh, no. Right? Okay, so we had to like, okay, we had to jimmy rig this thing with like two big Home Depot bags. So we put one like over the part that you lean against on the seat and then another part on the actual like where your butt goes. And then we had, like, rolls of paper towels wrapped around the seatbelts to, like, so, like, it wasn't the seatbelts. And, like, Space Boy, maybe you're taking this roll of toilet paper in there with you. Or paper towels, I mean. I'm sorry. And so it took us, like, seriously, like, ten minutes just to get her in the car. Wow. Did it look like the inside of O.J. Simpson's, like, Bronco over there? What? Of course it is. Oh, no. And then. We got there, and we weren't even in the door 10 feet yet, and all bunch of chicks were running up to Karna and Spaceboy wanting to take pictures. Karna and Spaceboy were D in a box, as made famous by Saturday Night Live. Oh, we were awesome. Yeah. I can't wait to see pictures. Will you guys put them up on the site, please? Absolutely. I brought some. I can give it to Danny tonight. Yay! That'll be awesome.
So did you have a good time, Beach? I did. I had a really good time. It would have been better if I didn't feel so icky from, like, cold. Like, I had to kind of, like, take a couple pit stops and, you know, kind of do the maintenance and blow the nose and, like, do all that kind of good stuff. But other than that, it was a damn good time. Nice. Yep. Nice. Space Boy. Yes. Let's hear your spin on the boobizzle. Okay. This did my first rodeo. Okay. So if I've been to booboo, I'll probably. Four times or so. This is one of the better costumes that we had. I expected to see more people dressed as D in a box, but there was nobody. Yeah. And I guess because I was going to do it last year, but it was canceled. Isn't it kind of like an old idea though? We're kind of a year late, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. But, you know, it helps. The idea was so good because our box actually had a D in it. Yeah. And it was hooked up to a squirt gun. curious girls who wanted to peek in the box got a face of water. They did not seriously expect to have a plastic D in that box. Yes. Oh, and can I say something really quick? It was this great, this one, didn't some girl come up to you and be like, oh my God, that was like so last season. And he opened the box and squirted her right in the face. That's awesome. Oh yeah, B, take this. Squat, squat. Squat, squat, dude. Ha ha ha ha.
They were in character all night. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. Oh, my God. Took pictures with Eddie. Got a picture with Zach. Did you guys do the dance? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They practiced. Oh, yeah. They practiced. That's awesome, dude. Yeah, we were pimping. Had to put a beard on. It was great. Dude, it looked like somebody shaved a bunch of pubic hair and then glued it on his face. Ew. You know, in this economic period, you've got to cut corners wherever you can. You've got to figure it out. Yeah. You actually had to shave your hair. Ew. I am so disgusted. Hey, man, I got a mortgage. Yeah. It's so gross. They look so good. Yeah. Yeah, we closed the place. It was great. What was Eddie and B-Rub dressed up as? They were dressed up in the neon Dumb and Dumber tuxedos. The orange and blue tuxedos with the caps and the canes. And Eddie was actually using his cane. That's what I thought was hilarious. Oh, really? Yeah. That's awesome. And I asked him, I was like, so what up, Eddie doing the sword fight on the way in? Sword fight, yeah. And he was like, oh, they asked us not to do that.
Bummer. I did want to say that. I was looking forward to doing one thing whenever I went to Boo Ball this year. I wanted to ride the mechanical bull. Did you? Yeah, I remember that. I went over there, and I'm like, okay, I want to go next. And the guy's like, no, dude, only girls. You're not slutty now. I'm sorry. No. I'm like, what the hell? I want to ride the bull, damn it. But no, I couldn't do it. So maybe next year I'll get in really early and see if maybe I can sneak in there. You just look like a girl. Get some implants, dude. Yes. Dressed up like a chick. That is racist, them not letting dudes over the camera. Sexist. Racist. Sorry. Sexist. Yeah, but anybody who may be in the chat room or are listening right now, if you missed Boo Ball and you're a fan of breasts, I would recommend staying until the end because all the breasts came out. You mean like your wife's friend? Oh, yeah. We had a crowd of like a million guys around because they were all just like. Oh, and girls too. It was gross. It was gross. Freaking silver dollar. But crazy. Ew. That is not accurate. I know that wasn't. Anyways, anyways. That's not. It's a cold message. It's a good time. It was a lot of good costumes, a lot of dancing, a lot of drinking. Hey, Peaches, how was that $12 drink that you got?
I didn't get a $12 drink. I got a $5 bottle of water, and Ronnie got the $12 bottle of alcohol. Oh, Tia Quimby's fondling me. Sorry, I'm getting ready for our new game. You mean a cup full of ice with a shot of tequila and a splash of Coke? Yeah, $12. Pretty reasonable. Good thing you used your pubic hair on your face. Saved you lots of money. Yeah. But yeah, dude. You know what, though? It's such a good time. So many cool costumes. Some of my favorite costumes were this guy riding around on an ostrich. It was inflatable, but it looked like he was riding a bird. And when he got up on stage to do the costume contest, Eddie was like, okay, I don't know what the F this guy is. And there was... Let's talk about the costume contest for a minute. Oh, yeah, how ridiculous and stupid that... A space boy and Karna didn't get to enter, and they had one of the best costumes. Not just that. Just that the costumes that were on stage were stupid. Were weak. Except for Predator. Predator was. But he enters every year, I'm sure. But, um.
There's so many better costumes that didn't get a chance to be entered. Well, dude, there was a guy that was the Joker from Batman, and he was good. Like, he had prosthetics on his face. No way. Like, he had a legit tuxedo. Really? Yeah, and his hair was green. He looked just like Heath Ledger in the movie. And then they get this cheesy effing Joker up there on stage who just freaking got some cheesy face paint, the kind you buy at Party City. Or, like, lipstick or something. And his hair wasn't even dyed. And he looked like he just had pajamas on. And he got up there and, like, me and Space Bowl were pissed. Why are you so silly? So, overall, what do you rate Boo Ball this year? Boo Ball is probably a solid eight. Yeah. Maybe because we got there two hours late. So, you know, it was over at about 1230. Kelly couldn't stop bleeding, so we had to wait for it to try. But, yeah, I'll say seven because I'm sick. Oh, we got a request. Corman wants you to talk about the Boy Blunder costume. Now, I never actually saw Boy Blunder outside of being behind the microphone and the table. But I did hear that he was wearing a boxing robe. Yeah, he was, like a gold boxing robe. Kind of in like a reference to what we were talking about on the last podcast that we had him on.
About him getting knocked on his butt by a professional fighter. Yeah, by the crap. What was it called? The He-Man contest. I don't know. The He-Man contest. But there was actually somebody. Strongman. Yes. There was somebody at Blue Ball who was dressed as Boy Blunder. He had on. Excuse me? He had on. Excuse me? This is genius. Listen to this. This guy had on what looked like a park ranger. Boy Scout top and a stuffed bear on his shoulder. Like on his face. Teddy bears like this. That's awesome. I didn't see any peanut butter though. It was still pretty genius though. That is great. Oh my gosh. Danny gave me the yawns. No yawns. He gave me the yawns. Oh, and there was a Smurf and Smurfette that were totally legit, too. Aw, nice. They looked really good. Like they jumped in a big vat of tidy bowl or something and got the stain down there. What? Oh, no. The blue little tablet that you put in your toilet. Ew, gross. It stains the water. Gross. Oh, man. There was a guy who was dressed as a Cobra Kai from The Karate Kid. He looked just like him. He was, like, saying, sweep the leg. Done to me.
No, I'm, like, tired, like, permanently, like, all week. Maybe. I'm a good nun. Well, I'm glad you guys went. Oh. Yeah. We'll talk about that a little later on. People in the chat room are trying to tell me how to run the show. Oh, my gosh. Whatever. Well, Danny, is there any other announcements for P1's site this week? Anything you want to share? He looks so enthusiastic. Wake up. Wake up. I'm like, are you trying to tell me? I have crack in my bag. Here, have some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, did you have any other announcements? I thought I know of. Okay, just wondering. It's almost been a year. Yeah. When will it be a year, Danny? Dude, like two days from now. It just happened, yeah. Or it will be soon. October 26th, 27th? Something like that, yeah. Whoa, I wasn't even paying attention. We should have like a party or something. Yeah, we'd like to if we could get people to commit and call us back.
Yeah, you're not. No, there's somebody we're trying to plan things with, but we don't get called back. I won't say his name, but his initials are P1AO. And the dude needs to call me back. He needs to call me back, too. Yeah. Because we're trying to figure out a roller skating party, which I think we're going to do that out of the window. Spend way too much time with, like, Chantel or something, dude. Yeah, I know. Dude, seriously. We're too busy making babies together. I know, dude. Jerks. Freaking painting her toenails and crafts like that. Yeah. And as a special one-year, you know, surprise, we're going to have P. Wood Alexa rejoin the site. Oh, no. She'll be talking dirty with anybody who you like. Big Mike and all those guys are coming back. Yeah, no kidding. Volleyball coach will be back with a few 14-year-olds on his arm. It'll be okay. Messed up. So we'll be working on that for you. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, though, We have a new game. Cool. What is it? It's called the Who Am I Game. Who am I game? Who am I? Who am I game? Who am I? Who are you? Who am I? Who am I?
How's teamwork there, people? Okay. So, hey, this is fun. I like it. I don't know. Is this Robocop music? I like it. Very dramatic. Okay, well, I can't find the song, but whatever. Okay, go ahead. So, here's the game. The way it's played is I have went ahead and put name tags on everybody's backs. Oh, I thought you were just filling me up. Well, you know, as an excuse. That's what I thought, too. Yeah. Anyways, what we're going to do is the person is going to turn around and show us who they are. Okay. And then we must treat that person as the celebrity on their back. Okay. And we'll have to guess who the celebrity is. Yes. Well, you are celebrities or well-known. Bow-bies. Persons. Bow-bies. Personalities. Okay. Personalities. And then we'll have a few P1s call in. And we will treat you as somebody you get to guess who you are. Winner gets a ham to the knee. I'm changing it up this week. Because, you know, we're a little behind on our payback. Yeah, we're in debt a few hams to the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about a ham to the face? Well, we would be nice. I like the ham to the knee. Little ham bone. Little play ham bone. Face is only special occasions. What about a ham to the ham?
The ham spring? We can't talk tonight. The ham elbow. So let's try the first one. Peaches, why don't you go ahead and reveal to us. Thank you. Why don't you reveal to us who your celebrity is. Let's get this baby going. Turn around, PJ. Turn around. Yeah, turn around. Oh, it's Tom Selleck. Ah, yes. You know who that is? Christina Aguilera? No, you're not supposed to say. Do you see it? Okay, have a seat, ma'am. So, how is it going today? Have you fallen asleep on the phone yet? No. How does this work? We're supposed to treat her like the person on the back of her thing. I understand, but we're just asking her questions. I heard you were into Hillary. and all of a sudden you're a supporter of Obama? What's your problem? Am I supposed to guess when I know? Can I have some of those pills over there? Hi, this is Barbara. Yes, that is who you are. I'm an old lady. Am I slurring my words? Barbara, wake up.
Hi, Clement. Hey, Barbara. What were you guys calling him at? Welcome back. I picked a random one. Oh, okay. All right, Danny, why don't you show us who the celebrity on your back is. Ah, look at Danny. He's covering the sun. Sean from the Mikey Show. Okay. My lord, this thing is huge. Start taking some methadone. All right. So I hear you're getting your career back on track. I'm really excited for you. Okay. Thanks. So have you gone around talking in a British accent recently? And did you shave your head and go crazy? Do you wear shoes in public restrooms? Or do you like to eat Cheetos a lot? Or let your kid sit on your lap while you're driving in your Ferrari? I hear you have a porn video coming out soon. Yes, I heard that you like to make out with paparazzi. But not anymore. P1 paparazzi. Now that is a fact.
You love him. Brad. Yes. Or how about you date a bunch of dudes who are already married and have babies on the way? That sounds like a really good plan. Isn't that the way you're supposed to do it? That's what the Bible tells you, right? Yeah. No, that's what Kabbalah tells you. Yeah, that's what Kabbalah tells you. Isn't that the one with the virgins and all that, like in heaven? No, that's... Freaking Mormonism. Oh, no, that's a Muslim. Mormons are similar, but when you die, you get, like, a million virgin. Yeah, and I heard that Mickey Mouse was your former lover, so that's pretty cool. Yeah. So, Danny, who are you? Oh, I'm Brittany Spears. Yeah! Give me, give me more. Give me, give me more. Give me more, give me more, give me more. Yeah, I love you. Oh, baby, baby. It's the worst, dude. That is the best, like, anything. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh, no, oh, no. P1 Elbow and P1 Dave just left the room, and I think I know why. Why? Because of your singing. Aw, man. But I love you guys. No, I think he's got a point. Okay, anyway.
Okay. That's pretty good. Thank you. Space boy. Yes, ma'am. Let us see who you are. Oh, I hope it's someone handsome. Space boy. He's himself? Wait, what? Yeah. That's it. Yes, yes. So, um. So, uh. Arbor Day. How about them Red Sox? How about them Red Sox? Hey, yeah, dude. Hey, dude. God bless the green monster. And Fenway Park. Yeah, so are you J.K. Rowling or something? Because I seem to get the two of you confused all the time. Oh, my Bill Cosby over here. Daniel, what's his name? What am I, Danny Gann? What am I, Daniel Radcliffe? Yeah, avarice. Abba. So who are you? Boston Rob. Boston Rob. I've been engaged for 14 years. Oh, dude. And I still haven't washed my jersey once. Can I make up one and put it on Quimmy's back? She already has one. No, there you go. I'll take it off because I know all the ones that were made up. Oh. And we will take some phone calls here in just a little bit. Oh, yeah. Let me know. All right. Peaches is making my name tag. I don't know what it will be.
I can't wait. My rest. The red socks broke my hat. I'm going to be somebody. I'm so excited. Dumbest line. Here it comes. Dumbest line ever. Okay, so you've already seen it, Peachy. Yeah. Now, let's see everybody else. Turn around. Uh, wait. Don't. Huh? Hang on. Oh, okay. Never mind. Gotcha. Never mind. I love Space Boys. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Charades. I don't know who it is. Yeah, the lake. What is that game? Pantomime. Pantomime. I had to, um, charades. The Pictionary or whatever. Whatever that is. Yeah. So, so, hey guys. So, I want to know how you, um, got to the podcast today. Did you jump in your white Bronco and, uh, take it to the car wash? Who did you kidnap to get here? Yeah. Is it true that the glove didn't fit?
Could I be O.J. Simpson? Your neck is looking real good. It'd be better with blonde hair. I'd like to open up your neck like the front door. Hey, Danny, put out the phone number. To sit in the chat room, would you like to play? We could give you a persona. Anyone? Danny's putting in the numbers. Your neck would look good without a body. Like, what the hell? I love you, P1 Rude Dog. What the F? We just put the, oh, here we go. That was quick. That was fast. Hey, P1 Podcast. It's P1 Corman. I want to. Oh, my gosh. You're so awesome. He's like our only fan. I know. You whore. Okay, this is who he's going to be. See it? See it? Yeah. See it? See it? Okay, so I heard you're like totally in love. I mean, you've been together with one person for a whole seven months. It's like a record. I know. You are hot. And you have like five chihuahuas. And she's going to play the Virgin Mary. I hear you love night vision. Yeah, I heard that you are really scared to go into outer space. Because you won't come back? Yeah. Corbin, who the hell are you? I have no idea.
Oh, my gosh. Let's see it again. I really like your chihuahua. I really like it when you say, that's hot. Constantly. Right. There it is. He guessed it. All right. So now, hold on. Let me just get this list corrected, okay? We now owe Corman a ham to the head, a ham to the butt, a ham to the knee, and now we're going with the hamstring because I think it's like the first ham that you got today. Does that sound good? Yep. So I'm getting the hammed all over. Yeah, basically what we're going to do is we'll do a photo shoot or a calendar with you full of ham shots. It'll be really, really great. I'll cover you in glaze. Okay, we're going to let you go and we'll let another P1 play out there. I'm getting that kung fu don't want to. I know, I saw that. She's going to beat you up. Okay, thanks for calling, dude. All right, let's see. Anybody else? Would anyone else care to call? Please give us a call at the phone number in the chat room, and you could be somebody famous today. Anyone? This is your last call, or else this bit is over. Anyone? This is a terrible. Corman, don't give me S and not call. Corman's going to call in again. Come on, rude dog. Let's go. Anyone? 760-770-770-770. Danny, like, disappeared. Danny. I'm here, dude. Oh, my gosh. Danny's here.
Oh, Danny, where are you, Danny? I didn't even know he could hide that well. Hello, P1 Podcast. Oh, nice. What's up, dude? It's going well. How are you this fine evening? Oh, no, Danny. I'm doing very good. Good. We thought you were going to be P1 Corbin again. Thank God. So you too, Rude Dog, could be a lucky winner of a ham to the knee. How do you feel about that? I can work this out. I can work it out. It goes in levels. Is everybody okay with the ham to the head? That's level one. That's level one. We can accommodate. Okay. All right. We'll work it out on this one. So let me show the room who you are. Very nice. Hey, Dana, can you see that? What is he doing? He's going to sleep. No, I'm not. I'm just laying down. Can you see that? All right. Okay. Who wants to start? You are such a hot lesbian.
You're the hottest lesbian ever. I wish you would blog every day of the week. I thought that was a dude. And you go on your blog and talk about Miley Cyrus and go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. You're the worst. Like, your talk show was, like, average at best. I miss you on The View. Yeah, you could be the next Angelina Jolie with the amount of children you've adopted. Yeah, and you called out Kelly Ripa when Clay Aiken put his hand on her mouth. Whatever. Rude Dog, who the hell are you? Rosie! How does he know that, dude? Do you like to flirt, Rude Dog? Because we're going to flirt later. You and me, we're going to flirt. Flirt, flirt, flirt. All right, we owe you a hand to the head, and we love you so much. See you guys soon. Okay, thanks. Bye. All right, and that is the end of... It didn't work the way I was hoping it would. I feel like Mikey after trying out a new game.
Frazzled and stressed and confused. Or like me after the strings game. Yeah. That turd of a game name. Whatever, dude. Maybe you can pick some, like, popular music for the strings game. I did. I'm sorry. You guys suck. Chevelle is dumb. No, it is not, dude. Chevelle sucks. Who are those other bands you picked are gay and lame and stupid. Maybe if you pick some, like, mainstream music, people would know what it is. I did. Like Dolly Parton. Whatever, dude. Every song was gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Like your face. No, your butt is gay. Hey, Danny. How do my feet smell? Oh, dude. Get away from me. How do mine smell, Danny? Get away from me. Do you like my soft, cute socks? Danny's under the table. Danny actually is hiding in the closet. He's about to come out. Yay! No one ate. That's right, Danny. No one ate. No one ate. No one ate. So you can marry your, you know, your... Freaking anonymous mask. You're hilarious. I heard you and Nerd are going to get married. No one ate. No. No one ate. No one ate. No one ate. No one ate. Facts. Facts. Facts. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham.
We're crazy. You guys are crazy. Dude, everybody loves the strings game. If you could just pick music that's relevant, Danny, I think that'd be awesome. No, we just need some new players. That's all we need. Okay. Whatever. Play it by yourself. People that aren't old. It's older than you, you turd. Yeah, it's pretty old. Danny, you're like a babe. You're still an embryo. Oh, whatever. I'm going to abort you, Danny. I'm going to abort you like my pizza. That is it, Danny. That's it. You're done. I'm going against everything I know to just get rid of you. You're just pissed because you have one foot in the grave. I have one foot in your face, you stupid. It's about to be full of Purell. Oh, my gosh. Here you go, Danny. Yeah. All right. So let's talk about the Mikey show. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. There is like an elephant in the room that we have not discussed. Which is? The 28-Hour Show. Oh, that's the name of the elephant? Yeah.
Yeah, that's the name of the elephant ever. Dude, this was an awesome 28-hour show this year. Yeah, it was. I'm not going to lie, though. I like 2007 a whole lot better. Oh. I'm a jerk. Oh. Sorry, Mike. Oh, sick burn. Sorry, Mike. Hey, I have a special place in my heart for 2007. Sorry, Eddie. The 2007, it wasn't 4 million degrees outside. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Cut that out and send it to Eddie as soon as you can. Oh, no. Immediately. It's already on the way. You guys are jerks. You are all jerks. You're the worst. Can we talk about how Peaches and Quimby got on the news and freaking killed it? Yeah! We're famous. I had people I know like, oh, I saw you on the... Oh, funny story. Let me just tell you guys a funny story. Last night, one of my best friends got off a plane from Las Vegas and came and met me and my friend P. Woodson for tacos. And so Siobhan gets there and her husband's with her and we're outside like...
catching up and he goes hey i saw you on the news and my best friend goes yeah i was really worried that you had like done something like bad or like got arrested they have a lot of faith in you yeah then aaron's like no it was for something good she's like the number one fan i was like yeah well you know close dude my uh friend i love it Danny is under the table. This is cracking me. Yeah, he is. But that was fun. That newest girl, she was pretty nice. She was cute. Like, she was super cute. And, like, I started the ham, ham, ham. And, like, everybody started going ham, ham on the news. And that little boy who was, like, in between. Oh, he's like, I'm here to support the Mikey Show. Yes, he was super, super cute. That was fun. I will have to say, though, the hanging of the gophers, hilarious. What about the stealing of the gopher? Whoever did that, I want to hang you on a noose. My favorite thing about that was how late at night they started finding creative ways to make it how he died. Danny started dousing with ketchup. The bag over the head. The bag over the head. The burning up with a cigarette. I was the one who like...
Had everybody start saluting the gophers as they were being hung, which nobody got. We need socks, dude. Whoever took those gophers, I wish bad karma upon you. Where's my snare? Where's your snare? My snare. Oh, man. Also, we got a lot of good. drops out of this year's 28 hour show oh hells yes uh let's see the mall has become quite popular bo bice bo bice a boat um the best one lemon dude me and quimmy and space boy were there when it happened oh no you weren't there you went back outside i went outside to go sit with my sweetie pie me and space boy were there and like when he said it he was like Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. It was so bad. Rocky was great. That was a really good time at the movies. I laughed my butt off. Quite hilarious, especially when they started incorporating MySpace and Tom from MySpace. Yeah, that was genius. That was hilarious. The Mikey Show Idol. Genius. Oh, my gosh. I love it so much. I only have one complaint about that. I only have one complaint about Mikey Show Idol. What? I'll let you all try to guess.
What could it be? The paparazzi was a judge? What was that? Sit next to P1 paparazzi who made jokes that nobody got? I don't know. You know who would have been a better Simon Cowell? A British guy? Or somebody by the name of P1 Spaceboy who would have gone for the gusto. Someone who gets it? Well, this is the thing, though, is American Idol has a formula. You have the, you know. The big black guy who's kind of keeping it real. You've got the nice white girl, and you have the villain. And paparazzi plays the villain. He fit that better than I think I could. Who'd you send an email to to ask about this? I have a question. Is it the villain or is it the retard? I thought he was playing the retard. Thank you. I thought he was the little girl that would scream at Sanjaya. Yeah. I came up with a strange phrase because I was. Trying. Yeah, talk about it. I was going to say that B-Rob's performance made me think of leprechauns and unicorns. And somehow I fused the two words together to come up with leprechaun. And I was cut off after that. No more vodka for me. So awesome. And the cook-off was brutal. Yuck, dude. Well, not Eddie's stuff. Ashley, I love you, but.
I was scared to death. I was asked to be a judge at the last second, and I was so excited because it was like Sky and Ashley, B-Rub and Eddie. The second Mike went and flipped the script, I was like, no, I will only eat Eddie's food. Be glad for the food on your plate. I was not glad for any of the food that Ashley put on my plate. Eddie's bruschetta looked like the best stuff ever. It was the most unique bruschetta I've ever had. It had yellow stuff. Was it yellow tomatoes? There were red onions in there, and he put some balsamic vinegar over the top. Oh! It's like my favorite. Dude. But I'm telling you, Eddie's the all-time champion at Food Kitchen out there at the Clear Channel station. Well said. He's big time. Big time. And probably the best part of the Mikey show was the classic hour of the Mikey show with Boy Blender. Oh, genius. That was so great. He was a great host. The Tyrone into Tortilla coming back was just, but this is what I do. I don't know how many times he said that. It was so funny. But Tortilla, I got these new sensibilities.
Tyrone Witten got saved. Yeah, yeah. It was so good. Let's see. Also, they did low IQ haiku. And I think the best part about anybody, I think everybody will agree with me in the chat room, the best part of the 28-hour show was when they brought back Reality Bites. There were probably at least 20 sound drops that they pulled for Sky. There were so many, I haven't finished pulling them yet. Yeah, it's ridiculous. We got some ice in here. Hey, guys, I like money. And just the ham, everything. It was so good. And I also got to get in with a little bit of Bauman and Woods. Got a little bit of life advice there. I wanted to know what the proper etiquette of riding in a friend's BMW was. Woods sounded so bummed out. And Wizzy was funny because he said, you know, I pick the music on the radio. I just put a cigarette in my lip. And it turns out that car ride is only two minutes long, which is quite funny. But Bauman gave me some great life advice that if I like a guy, I should probably keep my legs open in the vehicle. And if he's not somebody I really want to date to cross my legs. Oh, really? Yes. To which Mr. Quimby says.
See how I got you? I think that's good advice, actually. Yeah. It's good body language. Chris said I didn't need that advice whatsoever. Oh, my gosh. It's so bad. I love it. Peaches, you need to calm down, girl. You need to calm down. Hey, I know you're excited to see your boyfriend. Okay. I'm sick. I can't do any shenanigans right now. You poor baby. It was a great 28-hour show. Man, we could talk about this for three hours. Eddie got robbed. Let's save it for another three-hour show. Eddie got robbed. Totally. For what? With American Idol, dude. Oh, hell no. Sean deserved to win that. Dude, no. Wait, are you guys ready for it? Sean just screamed, dude. I'd like to thank myself. Eddie's little dance, dude. The best part of Sean's performance was Ayo's reaction. Oh, totally.
That was the best. I hope you get hepatitis C. H. Hepatitis H. HIV. No. Hepatitis H. Pig Latin. I shouted genital herpes. To which Ayo said, girl, you're dirty. Yeah. He's like, ew. I was like, ew. But it was like Sean got it back. What he gives to us. The look on his face was. The best thing I've seen in the last three years. Sean's and Eddie's were my favorite. So once we get the videos all straightened out, we put them up online. Anybody listening to this can go on P1site.com and check out the videos, see Sean's face, and laugh. All the videos as well are also on MikeyShow.com, another one of our favorite sites. They have all the American Idol. Yeah, but we have some that they don't have. We have fan videos, whereas they have the video they were taking at the station, which is... Awesome. Ashley has podcasted every single hour of the 28-hour show. I heard it's organized so horribly. Yeah, it's not in a natural flow, as we'll say. Well, maybe they could look at P1 site and get a couple of tips. Yeah, that would help. I never said that. After all, Clear Channel is a startup. Oh, yeah.
So they might need a little bit of help. For the record, I never said any of this. Yeah. For the record, my name is P1 Sanjaya. Yes. And I never said anything. Good morning, San Diego. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, and P1 Neighbor, she's helping Danny process the pictures. I got them today, dude. She about died when she saw the Sean pics. So if that tells you anything. Oh, do you guys want to hear how many? Okay. So first of all, can I tell a story about this? Okay, go ahead. Someone apparently grabbed my camera and, like, was taking pictures. Paparazzi. Yeah, seriously. And they took over 3,000 pictures, dude. Of what? Of just random stuff. Like, you guys saw me. I was, like, running around all day, so I didn't get a chance to really take pictures. I didn't take, like, I took pictures, but not that many. And so, like, there was just a ton of pictures that Kate. Was it P1 neighbor? Because I saw her, like, going around. No, she did it in the afternoon. But, like, in the morning, she wasn't there. I don't know who, like, was taking them. But, yeah. Let's blame P1 Slide. Who wants to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not here anymore. Why not? Yeah, I blame him. Or creepy paparazzi. Somebody got the creepiest picture of paparazzi that I have ever seen in my life. Oh, so a regular picture of him. In the same outfit that he wears every single place that he goes.
Same gray shirt and ugly jeans. Hey, lay off of him. Same farts everywhere he does. Yeah, and freaking Space Boy got a call from him and made me answer it. That was great. Yes, because he's... How funny was his reaction when he saw Zed's shirt? Sandbagger. He went Ghost Rider made a t-shirt with paparazzi on it saying, Sandbagger, don't be that guy. What? Okay, I'm going to sound totally lame. What is the definition of a sandbagger? It's like a sea blocker. Oh, okay. A sea blocker. Not even though. I get it now. Let's see. What's the name of that dictionary? Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary. Best website ever. If you guys are bored, type in the lawnmower or the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Oh, no. No. Danny, stop it. The white dragon. The white dragon, yeah. Okay, that sounds just weird. Some of you might be familiar with the Superman. Superman, yeah. If you're not, just type that in. Also, Spider-Man as well. Oh, really? Danny's better when he's on the floor. That's what she said. Okay, Sandbagger. Hey, goodness Lord. What? Well. It's not really on here, but we're... Let's see. Someone drinks soda while others are drinking alcohol, pretending they're also drinking alcohol. Yes! Damn, they got my number. I'm so drunk right now. The guy who doesn't knock when he has the good card when we play 31 during the journey at the depot. What? I don't know what that means. Very hot in the Dito race. A person who pads... A handicap or acts as he or she is lower skill level than he actually is. Nice. I don't think paparazzi fits that definition. No, he is at that skill level. That wise old backpacker that starts last in the herd of young bucks, but at the end of the day is somewhere up in front with his pack off. Not smiling. No, not paparazzi. Yeah. I think they got it wrong. Yeah. Anyway. So anyways.
There's a ton. We have a 28-hour show, like, section on P1Site.com. The more you want to talk about, see everything. By the way, we'll be going down at the end of the month. Yeah. Until the 28-hour show is, it's 28-hour show time again next year. Exactly. So, but in regard to the Mikey show, this last couple weeks, we had some great music premiered on the Mikey show. Oh, please talk about it, please. Yes. The first song. B. Rob wrote a dedication song to a very beautiful woman whose name is Sarah Palin. And the song is called Palin. So he did this little song to Christopher Cross. Oh, so pretty. It's gorgeous. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What? So good. I want greatest hits.
So dumb. So ridiculous. The whammy part. And the next song, there was actually one more song. The best song in the world. Danny loved this song so much that he made it a ringtone on his phone. Danny, you are the effing man for doing that. You are the effing man. The name of this song is Wicked Lame. What happened? What? Did my microphone just die? No. You're good. Okay. The name of the song is Wicked. So everybody remembers the song Wicked Game by Chris Isaac. It's a gorgeous song. He's put a little something together. I love it.
Oh, I like this. Voice of an angel. Yeah, I wish I sang this good. We were here singing before. That was beautiful. I love the Mikey show. It's the best show in the world. I'm telling you, we need to like rally. Okay, P1s. I have a mission for us. I'm going to get a petition together of P1s who demand, we demand a greatest hits album of Rob's songs. I'm, like, so ready to just, like, make it with, like, Spaceboy. Dude, seriously. We can do that. I have almost all the songs. I know. That's what I'm saying. How genius would that be? I demand this. They could raise a lot of money for charity.
Why wouldn't they put together a Greatest Hits CD? Why? Okay, the honest answer is they don't own the rights to the music. Oh, that's right. So they can't sell it. So they literally can't do it. They cannot do it, or else they would have probably. Okay, so then what about fans who come together? Fans can do whatever they want, but legally they can't sell it either. What if we just... burned a bunch of copies of it. I'm sure that would be fine. What if a bunch of people just happened to donate to P1Site.com maybe for blank CDs and for processing fees? It's just donations. That's getting tricky. It's non-profit. We're a non-profit organization, right? It's kind of like the mafia. It's like, hey, you want some protection? It's a dangerous world out there. We can protect you. I thought we worked for peanuts. We do. And nuts and bolts. And nuts and bolts. That's the newest thing that we work for on Qinsight.com. Well, man, I think we've gone on for a while. We're almost pushing the three-hour show here, aren't we? That's okay because I got more. Oh, what else do you got? Space Boy? I love it. Space Boy is good stuff. Give us some more. What else do we got? Okay. Got a couple of pulled clips that I got from. Awesome. Some best stuff.
What's going on with Danny? I sent you the YouTube clip of the day. Oh. From the other day. From Thursday. Would you like me to play this? Uh-huh. Okay. This is genius. Bring this up. Genius. This was rad. Yes. Yes. You just hear this? The final countdown, dude. Let it get started. I want to see space in this. The gazooka-lele. It's a funky looking instrument. Isn't it? It's like a guitar with a little piano attached to the body and a kazoo on the top of the guitar. Yeah, no joke. Just let him start singing. Just let him start singing. It's the best. I'm very into it now. It's climaxing. Oh my gosh. I hate his voice. Oh my gosh.
This is what happens when pregnant chicks drink alcohol. So what other clips do you have for Space Boy? Because you know how we get excited because we have it all. All right. I pulled a couple other interesting things that happened. Here is Ashley doing, I believe it's a dumb chick. Whoops. I'm going to kill this guy. All right. Here. Get out of here. You're fired. Get out of here. You're fired. Who was the biblical prophet that according to the scriptures was swallowed by a great fish? Or whale. Is it Pinocchio? That's what I would have thought. Either Mark Twain or Moses. Wait, what? Yes. I knew she was going to say Mark Twain. Mark Twain or Moses. Mark Twain is a great prophet. Yes. So was Moses. So dumb. She's awesome. Got anything else? What else you got for us before? Well, okay, here's something else. Who's running for president?
Yes. I want that. I want that. Cutest kid in America. Yes. Oh, man. That is another ringtone. Oh, wait. That's the wrong one. Let me play this one. Who's running for president? And who else? And four. Nice. Smart kid. Yeah, yeah. Smart kid. There you go. That's smart. Yeah. Terrible. Do you got anything else? Well, I have George Takaya and William Shatner on the air having a fight. If that's at all interesting. Or not. Or I have the As the Crow Flies. Before I forget, again, happy birthday to Sky. Happy 31st birthday. And T-Wex. T-Rex. Happy birthday. T-Rex trumped us all. Talk about that, dude. He is a genius. He brought like a trash can and turned it upside down. And put a tablecloth on there. Got some Martinelli's, some candles, a rose.
And gave her what she likes on her birthday. A beautiful toast. I'm drunk. Well, hey, let's do the Takayan Shatner before we go. All right, here we go. For the record, I did invite William Shatner. Yeah, that's what you've been saying. I walked right outside in my front yard and said, Oh, Bill, you're invited to my wedding. And he never responded. Yeah, well, Shatner was saying some not cool things about you, Takai. He was saying that you hold some sort of grudge against him, that he feels bad over the whole thing. He feels sorry for you because there's obviously some psychosis there. Bill is a bedwetter. Don't start getting into a he said, you said thing.
I never told anyone, but it's something that he shared with me in confidence. Then why are you saying it now? I figure now's the time. Is it just because he said things about you? Is that why? Is that a hurt? That and the fact that he's a bedwetter. It is true. Spot on. How dare you, Bill? That was so good. Oh, man. For all these clips, you can get. What's up, Danny? Oh, no. Keep going. Sorry. I was going to say for all these clips and more, you can pick up the daily audio at P1Site.com. Correct. Podcasts of all this fun stuff on iTunes. Just type in the Mikey Show and they're all free. Or go to MikeyShow.com. It's awesome. As the cuff was, you know? Exactly. Basic, you know? So what do you have to say, Danny? How crazy was Friday?
Dude, Mike spent like an hour and a half with this dude in his relationship. No, I told you. I already said in the forums we're not spending a minute on that. Are you serious? Hell no. That's an hour and a half of my life. I won't get back. You didn't like that? I hated every second of it. I think it was okay until we found out he was crazy. Oh, okay. I tried to call Seth to, like, throw in my two cents in the conversation that the two of these people should run away from me. Did he get through? No. No, Seth's like, dude, they're not taking any calls. I'm like, really? I go, Seth, make this stop. Seth goes, I can't. He's like, I'm falling asleep right now. What's wrong? What was wrong with it? It's so boring and stupid. And I wanted to hear about other people's weekend worries, quite honestly. Not some... idiot trying to get some girl that he cheated on. Thank you. To give her a promise ring. Are you kidding me? I was all about her going out with the firefighter. I was like dude ditch that. Like for real. Yeah.
spending another minute of that on this podcast. I did not want to hear any of that. Danny, I'm with you on that. It was, like, interesting. It was totally interesting. And I got into it, but I think it, we gotta admit, it went a little long. Oh, it went super long. Yeah. Like, I was, like, checking my watch, but still. It took three breaks. Danny's like, check in for the next episode of Weekend Worries with this dude and his chick, Melissa. Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of people in the forum. But that is so Mike. That is so Mike trying to, like, fix everyone. But. In the forums, a lot of people are like, I have turned off the show and I'm now listening to music. No way, really? I'll check back in to see when this is over. Yes. Dude, why? It was interesting at first, but it went too long. It went way too long. I went to people who were like, get over it. I want to hear about other people's weird. Oh, I loved it, dude. That was the best. You would. Yeah. Because Danny likes to fix everybody. Dude was psycho. That's Danny's dick. Dude was psycho. I'm going to fix you. He was like creeping in her window and stuff. That poor girl. I feel so bad for her. I know, dude. That was like in half an hour of her life that she could never get back either. But I think she's dumb. She's stupid. Like, oh, I'm so close to his sister. If you break up with somebody, I say. No, you're done. No, you're done, dude. Don't go and hang out with the family. It's like the girl that hangs out with the mom of the boyfriend afterwards, you know? Yeah. I could never go hang out with Ronnie's sister. God forbid. If we ever broke up. Exactly. Because I would associate her with him. Yeah. So it would make me sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.
Some people, like, need that, though. I don't know. And plus it puts you in, like, a weird – the sister in a weird position, too. Oh, totally. Like, Ronnie could go and be like, oh, so what did you guys talk about? You talk about me? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I found that fascinating. But you guys are right. It did go long. It went long. Come on, Mike. That's why I wanted to talk about it. I even wrote in the forums that I was not giving a minute of talking about this podcast. Oh, we've given like three. Oh, I want those two minutes back. Danny, one point, Danny. Yeah. You're a winner. Team Fair loses again. Damn it. Sucka. When does Team Fair ever win? Yeah, no kidding. Never. Never. Never. I'm so glad. we got together to talk about all this stuff this week. This is a good one. Um, and then, so we're planning this like one year thing and like, the original idea was, uh, roller skating. Um, but we like have not talked to AO. So if anyone has any ideas,
Karaoke. Dave and Buster's, maybe karaoke. Oh, Dave and Buster's. That's where the first get-together was. Yes, I don't think. We don't want to. This time of year, it was so crazy and crowded. It was hard for people to talk. Yeah. It's like we want something like bowling where we can all interact together. Yeah. And stay in one area without like. Check it out. Here's what I'll do, P1 Danny. What? I would like, go ahead and just put up a poll to see if people would want to go bowling or to K1 Speed or karaoke. K1 Speed. Or whatever. But we have to be mindful. Not all these people who want to come are in the North County. And K1 Speed's expensive. And the holidays are coming up. Yeah, it was like $25. Oh, you mean pay one speed? I like it. Yes, but the holidays are coming up. And K1, it is kind. expensive but i'll put up a poll and see what what the people you do that i'll do it you're my public i'm the p1 events planner so use me away all right and uh he just had one little a little story to tell us before we go so you guys real quick this is the most random thing ever okay so i'm pregnant no no yes with space boys baby i am don't you guys know i'm a very fertile man
They're having a surrogate space baby. A hybrid space baby. Go green! He's got four arms. This child will be perfect in every way. Anyways, okay, so the randomest thing ever. So Ronnie called in a sushi order for us, right? Because we're going to go hang out with some friends. And he had the lady on speakerphone, and we know this lady. She's like the owner's wife. She's super cute. And he's like, okay, I'd like a caterpillar roll. And she went, and then? Nice. And I'm sitting there trying not to laugh, right? Because I don't want it. And Ronnie's like, okay. And then an order of tempura vegetables. Okay, and then? Oh, no. And then, okay. And then Ronnie's, like, losing his concentration because I'm like, holy crap, they actually do that. Like, I thought that was just, like, a joke. But she kept going, we need to so get that. We need to get that number and call her on the podcast. Oh, my God, dude. It was so hysterical. I love it. Oh, my gosh. But I had to share that because.
That's it. That's the peach moment of the day. Very nice. Well, thanks for sharing with us, girlfriend. No problem. And we have gone along tonight, but hey, we haven't been on for a while. Worth every second. I love every single one of you. It's been a great week. Another week of the Mikey Show coming up fresh and coming at you. And I cannot wait for Thanksgiving. Yams. The only thing I like is pumpkin pie. The stars are by the shine. You got some in your fridge right now. Not anymore. Now, dude, there's two slices in there. Not anymore. I thought about dying of thirst. All right. Well, you guys, we got to go. No. It's the end of the show. Don't cry. It's going to be okay. All right. But we promise, in two weeks, we're going to try a game that doesn't fail. Yeah. Space Boy, we'll be doing the game from now on? Yeah. Okay. No. You know what? Next week, because I've been seeing it. Strings game? Yeah, I know. I'm smart. I know. Yeah. And how about you pick some, like, relevant popular culture music? Oh, God. Don't start. Not again. Okay. Friends. All right. Time to wrap it up. We're all done. I'm breathing in the microphone. Friends at Danny's house. Friends at Danny's house. As soon as you leave, I'm going to beat you up. Yeah. What? Nothing. As soon as you leave, I'm going to beat you up.
Yeah. Because you said friends at Danny's house. Oh, okay. Porches and Danny's house. It's like, shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Exactly. Well, I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your weekend. Go Chargers! Woo! London, son. London, baby. And we'll be getting back. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be getting back with you in two weeks or so. Maybe Sanjay will be here. Maybe he won't. I don't even know. Have a great week. We love you. out. Bye. I want to be Seacrest. Bye.