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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 17
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
Crying and Emotional ExpressionIron Chef America ShowHam as a Secret IngredientRocky III MovieMovie Watching and DVD SetupFight Scenes and CommentaryVideo Game ReferencesPersonal Life and JokesWrestler ReferencesDocumentary and Historical FiguresKiss Fight and TivoRocky's Legacy and Star Wars
During the radio broadcast, Sean and Mike debated whether crying with noise or silently is more legitimate, with Sean teased for sniffly crying and encouraged to cry proudly. Sean introduced Iron Chef America, explaining its secret ingredient format, prompting Mike's reaction to a Big Mac joke. The secret ingredient was ham, leading to judges' overwhelming reactions to the ham-heavy dishes. Sky was obsessed with the ham-themed show, even with a damaged TV. The hosts planned to watch Rocky III and Titanic, with a humorous countdown and DVD player instructions. They discussed Rocky III's transition from Rocky II, analyzed the fight scenes humorously, and referenced video games like Dragon's Lair. They joked about Rocky's luxurious bed, outfit, and personal life, including his eBay job. The hosts made jokes about the movie's chaotic fight scenes, wrestlers from the 80s, and Rocky's Star Wars appearance, with repeated mentions of his legacy and Star Wars connections.
What happened, in order
The Weeping Question
Sean and Mike discuss whether crying with noise or silently is more legitimate, with Sean being teased for crying with a sniffle and being encouraged to cry proudly.
Iron Chef America Intro
Sean introduces the show Iron Chef America, explaining its format and secret ingredient concept, with Mike reacting to the mention of a Big Mac joke.
Secret Ingredient Reveal
The secret ingredient is revealed to be ham, with the judges and chefs reacting to its presence in the dishes.
Ham Dishes and Judges' Reactions
Various ham-based dishes are showcased, and the judges are overwhelmed by the abundance of ham in the competition.
Sky's Ham Obsession
Sky is shown to be deeply engrossed in the ham-themed show, with some humorous interactions involving a damaged TV.
Rocky III and Titanic Movie Night
The hosts plan to watch Rocky III and Titanic, with a humorous countdown and instructions for listeners to prepare their DVD players.
Rocky III Movie Start
The movie Rocky III begins, with the hosts reacting to the opening scenes and the film's production details.
Rocky II vs. Rocky III
The hosts discuss the transition from Rocky II to Rocky III, highlighting the differences in the films and the audience's reactions.
Fight Scene and Commentary
The fight scene in Rocky III is analyzed, with the hosts making various humorous and exaggerated comments about the action and characters.
Video Game References
The hosts reference various video games, including Dragon's Lair and Dig Dug, with humorous remarks about their popularity and impact.
Rocky's Headboard and Bed
The hosts comment on the luxurious bed and headboard in the movie, with some humorous remarks about the setting and decor.
Carnations and Rocky's Outfit
The hosts discuss Rocky's outfit, including the carnations and his appearance, with some humorous observations about his style and accessories.
Rocky's Personal Life
The hosts make light-hearted comments about Rocky's personal life, including his family and potential relationships, with some humorous speculation.
Movie Fight and Chaos
The hosts describe the chaotic fight scenes in the movie, with humorous commentary on the action and the participants' reactions.
People mentioned
SeanMikeSkyAshleyPamCorrineTed AllenAlton BrownZephBordopZethPaulyRockyHulk Hogan
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Wept. Wept with... Why do I share? I'm not saying anything bad about it. I have a question. And this is a serious question. Did you weep with noise or weep silently? Was it tears coming down the face, no sound? Or weeping with... Because they're different. That's a legitimate question. They're absolutely different. You really expect me to answer that? I don't see what, well, what's the difference? I feel all the crap you guys give me about it. No, no, no. Well, wait a minute. Sean, if you say that you cried without making any noise, it's no, it's not like you're going to get less that that looks. Does a sniffle count as noise? Oh, you ass. Is that what happened? That's Ashley. So tears coming down the face. And then just a sniffle. Well, what do you do when that happens? You know, you have to take a breath, right? Sean, it's okay to cry. You should be proud of it. I am. Seth is. Jump on our bandwagon. Do you guys believe that he had a tear and that all he did is go?
Well, Mike, it depends on the episode. If it was that mischievous muffles episode. You are the biggest jerk in the world. It's not mischievous muffles. It's the trouble with tribbles. Mischievous muffles. I did it. So stupid. So stupid. So what is your show today you're going to introduce us to, Sean? Mike, this one's a little bit different. I actually have several sort of short, shorter clips. But I wanted to make sure that all the P1s were aware of a show that a lot of us know and love. And that is Iron Chef America on the Food Network. I'm aware of it. I'm aware of it. It's a really great show. It comes from a takeoff on a Japanese show called Iron Chef where they have chefs of... different culinary styles, and they invite a guest chef to come into what they call a kitchen stadium. Why do I feel like Sean is introducing us to something called McDonald's, and this thing's called a Big Mac? Now, maybe you've heard of it, maybe you haven't. These are French fries. Some people have not heard of it, so it's a dual kitchen setup, and they basically battle it out for one hour, and they have a secret ingredient. The world does. I'm sorry? No, go ahead.
A secret ingredient is introduced unknown to bullshit. Haven't we done this on our show? There was a show called Friends, and they were all friends. Who was on it? Well, they were all friends in the show. Where was it based? In New York. Really? Yeah. What was the concept? Well, that they were all friends. Gotcha. It's really cool. Some people haven't heard of that. Who are these people? So go ahead, Sean. How does this Iron Chef... Whoa! Whoa! Why did you react like that? What were you getting upset about? I'm not upset. I'm waiting for you to finish. No, I... We are finished. We know all about it. We're finished. We're finished. The floor is yours. Let's find out what the secret ingredient is. Okay. But there is one more ingredient to this battle. Our secret ingredient. The theme on which our chefs will offer their succulent variation. Yes. Today's secret ingredient is...
I called it. I knew it was a setup for something. I knew it. I knew it. Sky's right. You can see it on her face like about five seconds before it was revealed and you heard the music building. Sky got this look on her face like, no. No. No. No. Pam? I know what the judges think about the secret ingredient. I'd like to go up to the judges, who I see are watching with a great deal of attention here. Let's talk about ham. I'm a big fan of ham, especially the kosher variety. Wow. No.
I don't think that's possible. That's not possible. You mean there's pork in this ham? Yes, there's actually pork in the ham. Let's go next door to Corrine. How do you feel about the secret ingredient today? For me, ham is a very great ingredient. Enjoying watching what the chefs are doing. Ted Allen, you and I have spoken together of many meat products, but I don't remember us ever speaking of ham. It's great as a main ingredient. It's great as flavoring. I see all sorts of things being combined with it down there that I really like. Wait, wait. Hang on. We got to just... I'm overdosing on enjoyment. This is too much for me. I can't take this much. I'm overdosing on how awesome and incredible this is right now. I can't take it. We could have learned about a cool new show. But no, he's going to take this time to make one long ham joke. Genius. Yes. who have never seen Irish in America. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. And I want to make sure that all the deep ones are aware of a show that we all know it loves. I'm sorry, this guy. That's ridiculous. This is like having an IVN. But Sean, do you have any more clips? Oh, I'm glad you asked it. Hey, by the way, by the way, do you think that that first clip that we heard will be used in any way on the show? Never. Seth counted. Eight new drops.
Eight new drops. Eight. Sky is so good. Sky is not good. Wow. So during the competition, Mike, the chefs are creating new and different dishes using the secret ingredient, which is ham. Alton Brown goes over just a couple of them. 15 minutes to go. And that time sure is ticking away here in Kitchen Stadium Battle. Ham on Iron Chef Cat Coruscant. Ham dumplings have come together. Ham rounds have been grilled. And a pineapple ham salsa has been made. The challenger, Chef Lee Hilson, has a ham souffle. Chef Merrick will be back. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. This guy has saliva spilling over the side of his mouth. Somebody get her a bib. This is Alex. You can make salsa from ham. What is this? A ham dumpling? Oh, my word. How do you get to be a judge on that thing? I may pass out. Oh, my goodness. It's euphoria.
clouds made from house. I'll remember this one, Sean. This one is going in the room. For those of you that don't know, our news girl, Skye. Oh, dude. Oh, she does? She loves. Guys are so dramatic. So then the show is kind of perfect for her, Sean. Oh, right up her alley. Oh, yeah, this would have been a good episode for her to watch. Well, that's why I'm bringing it to everyone's attention. Guys to go bite out of her TV. Trying to eat the microphone. Hey, honey, what's the matter with a TV? Why is there, like, a big bite mark taken out of it? Watch Iron Chef America. You'll figure it out. Mike, toward the end of the show, what they do is they line up all the judges and they taste all of the dishes and they vote on which one, or which chef, rather, is their favorite. You had me at ham and eggs, you know, as soon as you put the plate down, I got chills. The whole thing is just, it's a lot of fun in the mouth. This was like a ham adventure. Wow. Are you kidding me? Wow, wow. It's like ham to the power of town. What?
Like, I feel like my alarm is going to go off any second. Like, I'm dreaming this, right? I don't know what to do. I'm dreaming this, right? Nice. I mean, are you kidding me? I mean, are you kidding me? Oh, my. I'm speechless. It is a, it's ham-tastic. Is Ramsey one of the judges? Holy cow. Sky will not forget this, Sean. I'm just letting you know. She's so checked out right now. Why? Why would she be checked out? I don't get it. P1 Chris is on the line. Hey, what's up? What's going on? I was just going to say, you guys, you got enough audio clips to last a lifetime. Seriously. I'm not kidding. No, I mean, I don't want to be ambiguous, but that was... How dare you? How dare you? Save that clip. Even my mother-in-law.
gets the ham jokes. She loves it. The ham stuff doesn't get old. I don't know why. Something about ham. Mike? Isn't that a Ben Stiller movie? Yeah. Remember his ham gets caught in a zipper? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's Iron Chef America, Mike. It's on the Food Network. I'll see you there. Thank you. P1 Leonidas. What were you calling to say? I was calling to say that this is so freaking dynamite. It has to go on the best of for your vacation week. Thank you very much. I think that is done and done. It may be CD worthy. It may be on the best of CD. That was nothing short of unbelievable. We... No, hit the ID. You scared the port up. Hello? Hit the ID. You scared him.
You can hit the ID. Anytime. Just press play. Hit the old Reverso F4 button and then double click the YouTube clip. You're going to confuse him. He knows what's up. You know what's up. That board up is good. Has he hit the ID? I don't know, Mike. I don't hear it and I don't know what's going on. I heard the beginning of it. Kiosk. Hey, Bordop, did you hit the ID? Stop calling him Bordop. That's his name. That's his given name. It's not. Bordop. He probably walked out because you're so disrespectful. How do we know if he's hit the ID? Bordop. It's a special mix. It is? All right. It's a remix? Bordop. Bordop. He's not hitting it until you stop calling him Bordop. Zef, go in there and help Bordop. Aw. Run. What does that mean? Move quickly. Pajama man. We've got to ask him, like, how it went. Who's that? AU2. Oh, here we go. Look at this. You guys are getting ready for a show. Make out 08. Dim the lights. Oh, wow. I'll be watching this movie. Now, listen. Yeah, you will. I get to see some of these things. Last year, they had just started dating. I know they won't do any of that business anymore. Right. Yeah, now you're legal.
They just turned 18. My God. Okay. I'm looking at Rocky's boobs right now. How are they looking, Mike? What do you think? Well, here's the deal. Pretty sexy. We're going to watch Rocky III, and we're going to watch Titanic. So if you're listening at home, hopefully you got a copy of Rocky III. And what we want you to do is have it on the menu. Just have it on the menu, ready to go. And we are going to have you. Put your cursor on Play Movie. Yeah, and if you have VHS, get a job. Yes. Yes. Because, I mean, DVD player is like $25. Seriously. Are they even that much now? I know. That's on sale. Just have it on Play Movie, and what we're going to do is we're going to say one, two, three, play. And when we say play, you hit the play button. And then we will be synced up like Ashley and Skye. Barf. That's true. That is a fact. And we will make fun of the movie. I really like that when you look at the Rocky III logo, that Rocky is in fact a registered trademark. You have to protect yourself, Mike. I understand that patent pending. How about that championship title?
That is nice. And what is that look? It's the heavyweight title. I know, but what is that look? I mean, what does that look say? It means I'm a badass. Is that what it says? Are you sure? It means I'm 5'8 and a quarter and I can whip your butt. You know what it means? Thank you. Thank you. Sean, I'm going to come sit on your lap after this. I don't know. Do you think Zeph got lost? A bored op. What's up, bro? Broseph? Broseph? I wonder. Zeph is in there. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 10 p.m. and 11 p.m. Hour is junk. Word of the hour is junk. All right. So Ashley has to edit for a while? She's going to do some editing for Best Of, and she'll pop in, though. I told her to take some breaks and come in. Yeah, I want you to play and talk.
Have fun. Walk and talk. I want you to walk and talk. Walk and talk. All right. Did you just drop some X? Yeah. Nice, dude. This is going to be awesome. Dude, share. Get out your glow sticks. He's so serious. You just rubbed my head. What happened? What is that song? Dude. Do your thing and watch. I'll mix it in. Number one hit in Israel. Zeth, how did your date go? Talk to us. Was it pleasant? Yeah, it was good. What did you have at Sizzler? Shrimp and white wine. There it is. That's awesome. So it was fun? Yeah. Why are you being so coy with me? Yeah. What happened? He's a wordsmith. Did she touch you in a weird place? I'm going to give you a pointer and a doll. I'll show you where. Show us where your date touched you. All right. Are you guys ready to do this? I don't know that they're ready up top. We've got to wait for Jay to give us the word.
Does he have a walkie-talkie or something? I heard the birds. He's walking and talking. Smoke signal. The bird? Hey, why don't you P1s make noise and let everybody know you're here? Okay, they are ready. Oh, my Lord. Who hits play? Who hits play? We got a run. I've got it right here. Okay. All right. So you're going to give the countdown to everybody. P1s, get ready. Everybody get ready. I got a legit question. What language is we going to watch this in? Spanish? We've chose French. Oh, beautiful. That's my favorite. Parfait art. All right, so here's what we want you to do. Get to the making out, all right? Do what you do. Have Rocky III in your DVD player. Have it on the main menu where it says play movie is where you want to have your little cursor. And I'm going to say one, two, three, play, and you hit play. Are you ready, Sean? I'm ready, Mike. Don't screw this up. You're going to ruin lives. Are you ready up top?
He looks like Pyle did in Full Metal Jocket right before. Right after the bathroom scene. What do you mean, Joker? All right, are you ready? Yeah. They're ready up top. One, two, three, play. It's on. There we go, yo. Oh, this is the best movie I've ever seen so far. What is that? It's United Artists, bro. It doesn't exist anymore. How do you know that, smart guy? It doesn't exist. That looks like tinfoil. It's like the Nile. It doesn't exist anymore. That's actually the course that Mikey ran for Running of the Bulls. That is true. That is true. I have not seen this movie. I haven't either. I've not seen Rocky III. You guys are garbage. You are garbage. I've not seen Rocky III. I've never seen it. This is the best one. Oh, good. It is a chart-off Erwin Winkler production. I loved him as the Fonz. Yeah. No, that was his brother. Oh. Yeah. I am adjusting the volume. That sounds good. Really, really powerful. You can do it, Rock. You're going to hear some jibba jabba in this movie? Nice. Get ready. This is so awesome. Oh, right in the... That was a low blow. A low blow. Really low. Really low.
Hey, put your hands up, bro. Put your hands up. That's like the main rule. Kiss fight. When has that ever happened? That was back when they were using potato sacks as the actual canvas. There wasn't canvas. It was still potato sacks. What is that in the middle of the ring? It's blood, Mike. I think Apollo was dogging it. I don't think he was that hurt. Rocky's face looks like veal parmesan. So what are we looking at, Eddie? This is the end of Rocky II. The end of Rocky II, okay. Oh, see right there. Threw it. Nice short shorts. Wow, the fix was in. What, did Rocky work at Hooters? Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Here, Sean, do you want some popcorn? Sean's so anti-popcorn. I don't know. Sean, why are you so against popcorn? You've obviously had your hands all over. Oh. Wow. I'm going to eat after you people. Oh, no.
What are you going to do after you win, Rock? I'm going to go to the mall. I don't want to sit next to Rock. She was actually watching Days of Our Lives, not the fight. Is that one of the Chinese gymnasts right there? What is the matter with his eyes? You got some snot right there. Little known fact, my wife cried at the end of this. Right, babe? Oh, that's right. You saw the first one. You didn't see Rocky II. Here we go. Oh. Yeah. That's right. Survivor. Mike, Mike, Mike. CPR. This is when he becomes real good. Oh, yeah? Check this out. Oh, man. Oh, he's that guy. I'm going to beat this fat guy up real quick. Hang on. That was unsanctioned. He was in TJ. Oh, you're so good.
Hey, you're going to beat up some singers. I'm going to kick the Rockettes' ass. Come here, Donna Summer. You suck. You knocked him out with a body punch. Come on. Hey, that hurts. I get the feeling that Pauly's going through a downward spiral. What gives you that impression? Big yank balls? Oh, come on. That guy's name was Big Yank Balls. That's a fact. What's up with the dream catch of earrings on Mr. T? I would have totally called him gay. Really? When was there a last heavyweight championship fight with two white guys in it? What is this, London? When was TWA allowed? Put up your dukes. I'll box your ears. What the heck magazine was that, Lua Moe? Newsweek.
Get out of here. Inside sports doesn't exist. I think that may have been the gay news week. That guy's 50. Oh, Popeye. Oh, Robin Williams. Make a wish. They are dream catcher earrings. I'm not kidding. So he goes to every one of his fights. Eddie, is that the deal? He goes to every one of Rocky's fights. He's down. He still has to beat him. He's bad. That's illegal. You would have been disqualified. That's right. Clubber Lang gets bad haircut. Hi, I'm Rocky Balboa from the Gay American Express. How you doing? I feel like Zeph doing a commercial. That's bad. No offense. Hey, I could even beat kids up. Watch this. Hey, that's cool. Yeah, who's bad now? Okay. All right. Oh, no. Hey, we did it. You're real. Yeah, what are you, Bill Clinton? Yeah. Jeez. And J.K. Rowling. Thank you. Thank you. GQ. The Muppet Show. Remember that? That was the best show ever. What was a Muppet anyways? Crunch Punch. Just stand there, guy. You're turning into an arrogant jerk, Rock. Boxes like that. Seriously. They're so in love. Very cool. They're so in love. That sweatshirt.
Hey, there's Robin Sarissa. That looks like it hurt. I could beat that guy up. Was that even a professional boxer that he was boxing? It was a hobo. It's like bum fights. You have gum on your teeth. Nice clam here, dude. I was in DC cab. Thank you. That's a godfather. It looks like a godfather. Talia. Shire. Ah, the Shire. It's a happy place. Hey, I know that, dude. I bet he's got some hum and breath. It gives you that impression. Yeah. I like how the T's in quotes. Yes, Mr. T. Not much changed with Pauly. Give me my glass back, you jerk. Yeah, where's he come with that? Oh, pooty fruity.
Twinkle toes here, eh? Zippity-doo-dah, zippity-day. Ah, finally home. Stretch out. Written and directed by Stallone? Only the best. Really? You know it. That's why it's so good. Oh, dude, where's Dig Dug? That game was awesome. You guys are hilarious with your video games. Oh, look at that mullet. Cut the mullet. Sean, what was that one? Dragon's Quest? Dragon's Lair. Dragon's Lair. Best video game ever. No. Slap in the face. That's got to hurt. You're not successful. Don't waste that booze. Pauly, don't you waste that booze. Even for a drunk, that stings. If you throw that, I will be so mad. He would never throw it. There's kids around. There's a bunch of kids, so he can't throw it.
Cool. Plus, that would be wrong. Move up, you! I thought I knew him. It's okay. Does anybody have any tape? Yeah. Oh, you went to jail for that? Hey, what are you in for, buddy? I broke the pinball machine. I threw a bottle at a game. This is when the movie becomes a musical. Oh, good. Why did you do that, Pauly? What is Rocky in the Hall of Fame? What's up with that jacket? Yeah, no kidding. Nice mustard jacket. This is like Michael Irvin over here. Oh, look at that. That's cool. Cutting out the language and everything. Cut the mullet. Once they screw you right on head, all right? What do you think of my tie?
Can I kiss you? X-lax. I think he's confused. Actually, he was popular back then. Hey, why did you drop my X-lax watch? I had it in my butt. You ate enough of those to make you poop. Rocky, do you really need gloves on? Hey, it's cold now, you know. Are you sure? Well, he's inside. That's kind of weird. Maybe he's going to go OJ on somebody. He's got very dainty hands. Yeah. You going streaking with that Pico, dude? Hey, look, Pauly. You need to lose a couple of pounds, all right? Yabba-dabba-doo. Yabba-fuck. And have it look like a sneeze.
What? Something him and Ron say. Okay. Oh, man. Okay. I'm done. I am fired up now. Let's go, Pauly. Yeah, right, Pauly. The heavyweight champion of the world. Good luck. Stop. You're breaking my mouth. Yeah. My mouth is really sore. You're getting my gloves all dirty. Oh. It's like Mike after the running of the bulls. That's some good acting right there. Oscar clip. What kind of car is that? It's a Datsun. What's the problem? Only the best, baby. Aren't you all rich and fancy? It's a new Datsun. Oh, my bad. A 5'10". Okay. Wow. Wow. That is a nice headboard.
That's all I'm saying. And the bed's not so bad either. Hey-oh! They got it at the Liberace estate sale. Yeah. Totally. Dude. Money. Hey, you like my Italian horn necklace? You know, Rocky, I need to go silk shopping tomorrow. Why is he wearing a wash to come with? Rocky, have you been eating Funyuns? Rocky, pull my finger. Touch oven! Rocky, do you have product in your hair? That's weird. Rocky, why are your boobs so big? Bigger than mine. How many more of these movies are you going to make? Timey. Oh, this is huge. The Hulkster, his debut. Are you serious? Yeah.
This was before he was even in the WWF. Carnations? Beautiful carnations. They got to bring that back. Yeah, wearing a carnation to a fight. Very intimidating. Rock, I haven't crapped in a week. Rock, pull my finger. Do it. Pull it. I figured I'd get a watch. Yeah, did you see Zeth there sitting with the judges? Oh, get ready, guys. Mr. Nanny. Too much. Yeah, you are. Oh, yuck. What's his name? Terry what? Bolea. Terry Bolea. What? I don't think that's Ashley. Yeah, Ashley just I am that enemy.
She's so rude. Oh, my gosh. That's quite a getup. Somebody smuggling grapes. Well, why does he have a rope and a Speedo? He's a guy. He's got a little lust in your heart right now. You know what's showing wrong color? Thunderlips is here. It's pretty close, actually. Hulk Hogan's actually only 4'5", which is hard. You can't really tell from looking at that. Cinematography is great. Really great. Well, the hair makes him look taller. Hulk, in 20 years, your kids are going to disappoint you. Oh, wow. He has hair. Nearly 7 feet. Wow, look at Seth's mustache on that ring announcer. And on Hulk. It's coming back. What's up with the salmon? My turn. We've got to bring back that old school flip off. Sky does that to you every once in a while. That is true. You guys don't do that? So why is that right? Sorry, Johnny. Nice face. Thunder lips. Whoa, hey there. Calm down. Whoa, that was Fez from the 70s show. That's how he got his start. Not a lot of people know that. That's crazy. He doesn't age because he's from another country.
Why are those Rocky hats that they're wearing like military naval caps? Anybody notice that? I thought the Gordon Fisherman was backing him up. I don't understand. Holy mustache. That takes rocks. Rock, I know this may not be the right time, but I have two weeks to live. And I love you. Anyway, good luck out there, kid. Look at that queer. Take those errands out. Hey, Hulk, Wonder Woman wants her boots back. Hey, meet your boobs. How are you, boobs? I'm rocked. I'm thirsty for some milk. Anybody got any Cap'n Crunch? You got milk? I like it from the tap. Mama.
Yeah, quit talking to me, will you? Oh, no. Duck. Hey. Oh, is this early MMA? Right? What's going on with this fight? Listen, why would we just move around a little bit? How about I punch one of your girls? How about that? Yeah. Huh, tough guy? Why don't I punch you in the mullet? No. I'm going to hit you in the testes a couple of times. Is that cool? Yeah. Oh, gosh. Ow. Ow. No pulling hair, you girl. Thunder lips? Thunder lips. Yeah, it's very intimidating. Oh. Oh, that hurt. What is going on? Oh. Oh, my. Oh, sexy. I like it. I saw that already. It's Rocky. Rocky. Remember the neighborhood? What's that going to do right now? I don't know. I want to get some pizza. It's a Chili's reference. You mean Applebee's? Whatever.
Rock, when you hear your family. He's just shouting slogans at him. Good for Tyler Florence. Oh, that can't smell nice. Have a Coke and a smile. Hey, Mike, can you think of an advertisement that may be a little bit more relevant? You know, that hasn't been dead for 40 years. Maybe something from thousands. Anyone have anything to say to that? No. Oh. Oh, no. He's a little busy right now. Uh-oh. Okay, that's it. I've had it. I just went. Where's my nitroglycer? Can somebody change me? That watch suppository was great. Where's my X-Lax watch? Oh. Oh, no. Quit touching my nipples.
Oh, come on. You can't beat everyone up. Someone shoot him. Right. Cut me. Cut me. It's like Rodney King all over again. I'm just going to eat my way through these. Yes. Oh, some bikinis are now fighting. Oh. Man, it's like Blunder at the buffet. Okay. No. I'm trying to save your hair. It's a lost cause. Oh, now you're angry. Come on, boy. Have a lips. Oh, right in the baby makeup. Nice beard. That was Thunder Beard out there. Yes. The old folding chair trick. Ow, ow, ow. That never works. Don't you remember when Kamala did that? You upset that Swedish chick. Look out. Dude, this is a great movie. I'm telling you. I like this. Yeah. Okay, great. Great pull in. Great pull in. All the good directors do that, Mike. That's right. Hey, lady.
Take it easy. It's a rear naked choke, guys. That's called a bare naked lady, actually. Oh, wait. Oh, he's starting to lose his power. Guys, isn't that how Michael Hutchins died? Yes, I think it is, actually. Too soon? It's been 40 years. It's still too soon. Oh, he could never pick him up. Oh, wait. Oh, great shot. Nice cross grab. Oh, he's mad again. Will anything please him? Damned if he doesn't. Damned if he doesn't. Where's Rowdy Roddy Piper in all this? Fire and kill. The Rogue Warriors. Lou Albano. Okay. I thought we were making references to 80s wrestlers. Nice. Lou Ferrigno. Sergeant Slaughter. He wasn't a wrestler. He was right. He was deaf. Good match.
Oh, kick him right. Hey, why'd you have to go acting all white on me like that, huh? Hey, why'd you do Hogan's nose best? Hey, you want to punch my kid? Sorry about the Polaroid. Oh, come on. That's just decadence. That's just decadence. Hey, you want me to buy you a Burger King franchise later? Huh? What do you do with that? And is that as fast as it goes? I know that. Because you could walk faster. Hey, son, you want me to play the joke where I fart bars of gold again? Why don't you invest in a haircut for that kid? Or a shirt for Pauly? Anybody have anything to say about the wallpaper? I was just thinking that.
He's on the walls, kid. Look at that. It's awful. Isn't that the kid from The Shining? Hi, Jake. Wait a minute. Can you put a shirt on when we have company, Pauly? Yeah, you're getting chest hairs in the food. Yeah, and take a bath every once in a while. Oh, are you in a wedding? Is that old guy always on a Bluetooth? What's that thing? Secret service. Hands-free guy. What's the first hands-free device? So let me show you the porno papers again, kid. Dude. Oh, wow. Okay. It's a pervert convention. That was never cool. Chris Hansen would have a field day there. Yeah. I have a pistol in my pocket. Were they just playing the Rocky theme? I hope you guys enjoyed Whip It. Whip It. Every once in a while.
Wow, Charlton Heston really went downhill. Jeez. That is a beautiful mink. It really is. Oh, Colonel Sanders is back there. Look at him. That is strong hair. That is a lot of product. Did this memorial not come until the third movie? That's it. Yep. For real. That thing's really in Philadelphia. Yeah, this is a documentary, dude. It is? I didn't realize that. Oh, they forgot his wiener. Hey, what's going on? Why do I look like a Ken doll? And that's not me. Well, the Unabomber's there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's really nice you're dedicating this Greg Louganis thing here. Thanks for making the statue look like it has talent.
Shut up, Rocky. About three years ago, this city. Oh, gosh. Hold it together. You're going to cry. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. I really do. And so does my hair. And I've been thinking that I wasn't going to bring this up. I got to go, Rocky. My colostomy begs, fool. Dude. Dude. Don't wave to the audience. They love it. Don't wave to the audience. It's a catheter, bro. Okay. Pardon me. Shut up. Boring. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm Italian. Blah, blah, blah. No, really, Rock. I got to go. Oh, look at Estelle Getty. Oh, hi. Uh-oh. Too soon. Not here. Not now.
You have roosters hanging from your ears. Come on. Why don't you go make like a grill or something like that? Doesn't that make you tough? Oh, you're so, so tough. Should I do it? I'll take you. Me and my bag. I used to be the penguin. Selling heroin, Rock. What should you be talking about, my woman? Actually, you know, now that you mention it, I mean... Well, actually... You know, since we're on the top... Well, if you're inviting... I bet you kiss like Warren Sapp. What does that even mean? Oh, you know. I bet you kiss like Warren Sapp.
You're welcome. No one said thank you. You were thinking it. Definitely was not. Why'd you walk away like that? I had to empty my bag. Where are you going? On the railroad, Rock. The hobo jungle. Yes. Where's my stick with a bandana tied to the end of it? I'm hitting the road. Packing my best can of beans and I'm out of here. I've taken a job with eBay. What do you mean eBay? Kill me to death. That's a double negative. Oh, yeah. You're so mad you painted your room pink again. What are you going to do? Throw your bag at me? You don't speak proper English. Hey, I know this is a weird time. Where'd you get your hair cut? Don't keep your face like that. Oh, he hurt his feelings. Zeph, don't be upset. Yeah, it's all right, Zeph. You're okay, buddy. You're okay. Mike, hold his hand. This is a weird place to put a toilet. That's not a toilet. I like those. Oh, no. Not again. Oh, no. I like the extra gloves hanging there just in case. Just because you have a 28 waist.
Does not give you reason to be able to... Finish that thought. Yeah. Look, since we're here in the Oval Office... Man, peanut M&M's would be good right now, huh? Guys? You have some? Oh, yeah. Eddie got his peanut M&M's. Good night now. Hey, have you seen my Magic Johnson picture I have right behind us? Let me show you this. Look at this. This was pre-AIDS. Look at how good he looks. Oh, my God. Rob. Rob. What? I don't get it. What, do I have to hold a delay on this kid? Eddie's sitting there eating M&Ms through all this, by the way. Wonderful. Let's go get some white wine and shrimp. It's hot in here. It's really hot. Jay, what's going on? Jay, can you turn the heat up a little, please? It's getting hot in here. It's so hot. So take off all your clothes. Taking it out of my top five friends. Oh, no. Got to make room for Tom.
How come Tom's in my top five friends all the time? Rock, how do I get him out of there, Rocky? Well, he created... Never mind. It's okay, pal. Rock, they deleted my MySpace account again. Rock, hands above the waist. I can't stop getting my accounts deleted. Quit putting naked pictures of yourself. I can't, Rock. I can't stop. I mean, you're all shriveled up, Mick. It's kind of gross. Oh, the village people. Okay. What is that thing in the background that dude is hugging? Like you don't know, Zach. Right? Sleep with one of those dudes. We're playing coy. Where did Sean go? It's bedtime. Come on, dude. It's like 11. Get a wire. Get a wire. Have you seen my Rocky balloons?
Hey, John C. Reilly. I wish I had one person here. That is a terrible painting. I know. It's all messed up and wrong colors. Who wants to buy a Rocky donut? Rocky lollipops. Get your Rocky lollipops. Come suck on a rock. What is that? This is like the House of Wax with Paris Hilton. Is this still about Tom? You're going to give yourself some sort of incontinence over here. Stop it. Urban training. Nice socks, by the way. Did you borrow those from Ashley? Yeah. Get your Rocky hats. Okay. Do another half. Hi, can you sign my hair? Guy, wasn't that your hairstyle? What is that exercise? Yeah. Guy.
Can you pause it for a moment? I woke up with the bullflex. Can you pause it for a moment? Can you pause? I'm just enjoying the band. How are you liking that, Sky? There's a guy in the background there. What's he all about? The mariachi? Are you hearing his music? Yeah, bubbles are always, you know, good at a fight. Is this Cape Fear? What is that? So this movie was filmed before the car was invented? Before the horse. They stole that idea from the Chinese. It's a rickshaw. Oh, you can't fight a woman, can you? What the? Rob, did they cast you in this? I didn't want to talk about it. I'm going to teach you the tango. You dance like Kim Kardashian. Rock, you're supposed to wear that on the inside. Put some underwear on, will you?
You're embarrassing me. Hey, guy in red, you just got beat by a midget. How does it feel? I hope you don't mind sparring with the gimp. I forgot to tell you, Rock, this guy's blind. Don't let your conscience get to you. Yeah. But that guy can't see. I'm working on your confidence. He's also dead. That guy has no motor skills. Rock, he's nine. He's paralyzed from the head up. Why are you so mad? Or what? Where's Susie Kobla? Sean, what are you doing? What's Sean up to? What's he doing? Helping them set up one thing for the webcam. Oh, thank you, Sean. Oh, thank you. Well, greetings then. Hello. Getting a converter cable. I'm trying to get the adjustment module booster cable. Welcome to the Carnation Festival, ladies and gentlemen. This is the third annual.
I just have to say, I loved you as Lando Calrissian. You're one of my favorites. That was my hair. Why does his hat have a reservoir tip? Good question. I think we know the answer to that. That's where he keeps his bag. He sucked. Jerry Lewis is a photographer. Don't boxers usually go to the ring with the gloves on? No, never. Really? It's a Jack Ruby scene, guys. Did you just call me sugar? Yeah. You're wearing cloud blue. Yeah. How come you're wearing your powder blues there? Oh. Push my dad or father figure. Sorry. Oh, no. Not again. Broken hip. Broken bag. Oh, life alert. I've fallen and I forget it. Rock my clappers. I said clapper. Why are you yelling at him? That's not helping. It's a big one.
Oh, I feel better. Oh, much better. That's all it's all. Oh, gosh. That's all I needed. No, you can't. I just want to tell you, our members only jackets just got here. Sell my cat skin jacket. Take the money. Your breath is humming, all right? You looking for a good kiss fight? Yeah. Put your lips where your mouth is, huh? You want to kiss about it? Yeah. Make sure you Tivo according to Jim for me. That's not a good position in life. Right before I go, tell me how to get rid of Tom. Why is everything yellow? Is that a Ferrari logo? Yep.
What is that? Black on black crime. No, you didn't. Get out of here, Ice Cube. I'll hate a side. I did love you in Star Wars. You're going to die in the next movie. Cloud City was awesome.