The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 17
2008 presidential electionmusic guessing gameimprovised comedyprank callsChris CornellProposition 8friendship and wedding plansradio show parodiesp1podcastobamastringsgamemusicquiz
Quimby, Peaches and Spaceboy sabotaged Danny's revived Strings Game with joke answers until he quit, after which the cast tried apologies and a friendship song to bring him back. Quimby then played both herself and Rosa in a dark improvised family argument, and the group followed a wrong number with its ridiculous Proposition Ham voicemail. In a Mikey Show clip, a debt-relief telemarketer patiently endured the invented saga of Barbara Broke, Phil and twelve garden weasels. Spaceboy recounted getting Chris Cornell to sign his left-handed guitar, while the cast separately clashed over Proposition 8, donor lists, religion and civil-rights comparisons before replaying the Skye Ramsey musical.
What happened, in order
Election-night write-ins
The group greeted Barack Obama's election with optimism, then undercut the solemnity by claiming write-in votes for J.K. Rowling and Estelle Getty and mocking the McCain-Palin ticket.
Boy Blunder returns
Boy Blunder joined P1Site.com to promote his free stand-up shows, prompting memories of his unwashed skin suit and a performance that fooled Quimby into thinking he was naked.
Strings game mutiny
Danny revived his song-identification Strings Game, but Quimby, Peaches and Spaceboy answered with increasingly absurd guesses until he abandoned the game and withdrew from the show.
Tía Quimby versus Rosa
Quimby improvised a confrontation with her delinquent niece Rosa over razor blades, Monster energy drinks, absent parenting and Rosa's wildly inappropriate claims about her teenage life.
Prop Ham voicemail
After first dialing a stranger by mistake, the cast reached the Mikey Show answering machine and delivered a coordinated plea for everyone to vote for the fictional Proposition Ham.
Barbara Broke's debt
A Mikey Show clip turned a live credit-card solicitation into a prank in which 'Barbara Broke' blamed an imaginary ex-husband Phil and his garage full of garden weasels for millions in debt.
Chris Cornell's autograph
Spaceboy described waiting through Chris Cornell's interview, getting ten seconds with him through his manager and having Cornell sign a left-handed guitar in silver.
The Prop 8 argument
The cast praised Skye's debating skills, then argued over Proposition 8, campaign-donor exposure, religion, minority voting patterns and whether same-sex-marriage restrictions belonged in civil-rights comparisons.
Wedding-friendship scare
Peaches and Quimby aired a real-sounding friendship grievance over unanswered instant messages and wedding duties before the others told them to resolve it off the air.
Skye Ramsey musical
The show replayed its Skye Ramsey musical, a chaotic rehearsal parody in which Ramsey kept mangling the singular lyric 'me' while an exasperated director restarted the song.
People mentioned
DannyQuimbyPeachesSpaceboyBarack ObamaJohn McCainSarah PalinJ.K. RowlingEstelle GettyBoy BlunderRosaMikeyChris CornellSkye
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This is the P1 Podcast for November 8th, 2008. The mall. Oh, yeah. New Chris Cornell. What a beautiful intro choice today, Spice Boy. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the P1 Podcast. Ooh, yes, I'm feeling real sexy right now. Hello, ladies. From Santee to Oceanside. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Danny doesn't look like he's jamming like the rest of us. Hi, what's your problem? We made out, and now he's sick. Oh, yeah. Do a great choice, Space Whip. Say that again. If I haven't said it enough times, I love you. I love this song. I love you. I love you. Hello, hello, hello, hello. All the way from 1942. All the ships at sea, the boys on foreign shores. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello. Broadcasting from a tower on Nimrod Hills. Hello, hello, hello.
Actually, if you hold on a second, I think we have a call from 1942. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Calling all the way from 1942. Hello, hello. Germany has taken over Germany and Poland. Hello, hello, hello. Who is that? It was the past calling us. Damn it, Marty. So here we are again on another. Oh, my gosh, you guys. It is our 17th episode of the podcast. crazy 20 contributors later 14 houses later and here we are so true 16 cast members yeah it's all 16 of them when they will have a reunion show nobody can tell us why they hate us hi so uh let's see it's a foursome again say jaya unfortunately due to medical reasons could not make it hey be nice
But it's the usual four clowns. Fantastic four. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We got Danny. P1 Danny. Hello. P1 Peaches. Hi. And the King P1 Spaceboy. Spaceboy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Hi. Hello. Look, I still know you. Look at you over there. I'm still here. You're still the best. You're the best ever. So, how was everybody's week? We have a new president of the United States. Oh, my gosh. Change. Hope. He's a Negro. Hey, listen. Okay. I do hope there will be a basketball hoop at the White House. That was hilarious. That would be awesome. I agree with the Oracle completely in that right. That was funny. How is everybody feeling about new president? Are we hopeful? I think we're actually all liberals here, right? I am. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty optimistic about it. I voted for J.K. Rowling, so. Yeah. You too? You wrote J.K. Rowling on the back. You too? Yes, I wrote her in. You got two right in votes. I thought she'd be great because then we'd all get firebolt brooms. It'd be the bomb. Oh, yes. And Quidditch would be the national sport, so that's who I voted for. I wrote in Estelle Getty. Really? Yeah. But she's.
Too soon. Too soon. Well, how's dead different from McCain? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And good night. I was really excited about President Crypt Keeper. I thought it was going to be awesome. Thank you. And good night. Can you say President Palin? Like, that's what that ticket was. Palin. That's brutal. Palin. Palin. I'm just a hacky mom. She's kind of a hack. But so we have a black president. I mean, wow. What up? Wow. And the biggest story of the week, though, you know what the biggest story of the week was. Oprah used a port-a-potty for the very first time. Like, I am shocked and overwhelmed. Did anybody catch 30 Rock this week? No. So funny. I heard it was good. Liz Lemon. So fantastic. I love Oprah. I love Oprah. How else was the rest of the week? Did you guys do anything cool? I was in North Carolina. That's next week. I was in Santa Barbara. I was there for work. Very nice. Peaches? Oh, gosh. I've been doing a lot of stuff. Halloween sat out, became the costume police, the morgue burger I drank with all the Halloween kids.
And then went to a baby shower today, did some wedding stuff. Sweetberry wine. Yeah, very productive week. You are the bomb. Danny was sick all week. Yep. How are you feeling today, bro? I'm feeling better. Better? Better. Better? Yep. Butter? Uh-huh. Butter? Yep. You know what I realized? What? A lot of my friends are conservatives. Really? So many. What? Yeah, dude. No way! Would you believe? that my parents from East Texas are Baptist conservatives. Will you believe that? Murmur. That is a murmur. My Southern Baptist parents are conservative. Next you're going to tell me that they voted for McCain. No. No. They threw away their votes on Nader, okay? That's what they did. And they did not make any sarcastic remarks through the entire Obama speech on whatever day that was. They said nothing. They were standing up in applause. I thought it was a good speech. Yeah, it was all right. Yeah, it was fine. I didn't cry like a biatch. What's up? Dude, I was like. Danny's all I could have done way better. No, no, no. I was just like, I was in a room with a conservative at the time. Oh. And like she was flipping out. You didn't want to be all like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want to be like that. You know what made me crazy was people going, oh, yeah, and Obama's going to turn over Prop 8. He can't turn over.
The state stuff. If anybody looks into government. No, no, no. He's actually anti-cris. Oh, that's right. Oh, did anybody. This is my favorite part that made me want to vomit. Jesse Jackson. Oh, I hate him so much. So wait a second. We do have a phone call. Hold on one second. I think there is somebody on the phone. Hey. Nothing's going on behind the scenes. I think we might get a phone call here in a second. I can't hear it, though. What are you listening for? Let me check. Hold on. Hello? Oh, my God. Jesse Jackson. I just wanted to say that. OJ? It was the man who made those comments. I didn't say any of that. The man? Who's the man? You know, the man. He said all these things. Lots of you. Jackson. Thanks a lot for nothing, you lying liar. Yeah, you might as well be on the same plane as that little girl that was crying after Sinjaya in American Idol. Oh, no. Oh, poor Sinjaya. We miss you tonight if you're listening to the live feed or in the restroom whatsoever. It's like being in heaven. No, no, it's not. I heard that commercial this week and I was like dying laughing just because you always.
Play that clip on the show. I'm like, you're crazy and I love you. It's like no matter where he is, it's like being in heaven. It's like being in heaven. It's like being in heaven. So Sanjaya heard you had to clean a porta potty with a toothbrush. What was that like? It's like being in heaven. That's very unusual. Sanjaya, I heard that you were running around in Fredericks of Hollywood in a corset. How did you like that? It's just like being in heaven. What, is everything like being in heaven, Sanjaya? It's just like being in heaven. You're so easy to please. You are. You're a cheap date. So, hey, Sanjaya, I heard you had to give Danny a bath because he was too sick to do it himself. What was that like? It's just like being in heaven. Wow. Wow. I heard you were laying in his lap. Can you tell me how that sounds? It's just like being in heaven. Well, thank you for sharing. Well, that's awesome. You are a gay man. Oh.
Well, we got a lot lined up for you guys this week. I'm really excited to do podcast Ip17. I'm excited to know. Spaceboy, read the schedule. Oh. There's a schedule. I don't have a schedule. I emailed it to you the other day. That's on my other computer. Oh, my gosh. Ah, organization. Well, we have 10 seconds to P1Site.com. Oh, okay. And what I was going to say is I'm excited to see what the name of the show is going to be this week. But whatever. We're a failure just like P1Site.com. Let's talk about it. P1Site.com. P1Site.com. You own Danny. That is the worst. That is the cutest thing I've ever heard. I want to pinch your cheek. I sound like Terri Schiavo after she was dead. Ashley. Wow, Danny. You are a bad man. P1site.com. P1site.com. What a lovely place to live. I live there. I own it. And greetings. Lots of stuff going on on the site.
Very exciting. I would say probably the number one thing. Don't say it. That I want to talk about. Oh. Is that a very special person joined the site this week. Oh. After my encouragement to come see all his fans. Ladies and gentlemen, Boy Blunder is now a member of... No way! Yeah! Are you back? crazy. And I was very excited because I saw him on Facebook and I said, you know what? People are asking when, where are you doing stand-up? Please join P1Site.com and just give us the exclusive. Like, tell the P1s. And I couldn't make it. I feel like it's a trick. Where was it? It's at this place downtown called The Stage. I was, like, Googling it and I could not find it. Well, I'll have to have Blender give us the information for the next show. Yeah, tell me there was an address next time. But, I mean, it's a...
It was a free show though, right? It's free. Amateur. So like if you're a P1 and you have ambitions to be a comedian, you can get up on stage there too. Can you believe it? And Blender was in the skin suit too. That's scary. What? No, he wasn't. I'm a liar. Actually, that skin suit is in the studio that I work in at Clear Channel. Has never been washed. And yuck. I'm creeped out by it. But the other day, me and Farley were running up and down the hallways with the ribbon stick. It was awesome. That's good times right there. I would love to see the security dance with me and Farley. I love that Clear Channel's dollars are going to well-paid employees. Yeah, to counting corn dogs. Yeah, dude. And reading Entertainment Weekly and watching TV and making sure all stay at the same time. Did you say that the skin suit was unwashed? Yeah, it's just wadded up on top of one of the towers. Duh. I'm like a horse. Yeah. Yeah. A dead horse. I won't even touch it. I just look at it from afar like, oh, that was on Blunder's hairy, sweaty back. Oh, very nice. Wow. The Yeti does live. As he pranced across the stage. That was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen. My favorite was when Quimby thought he was naked. She was like, oh, my God. I couldn't look at him. Moose knuckle. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And he has a girlfriend now. It was the skin suit, I think, that pushed him over the top with that relationship. So anyway, so keep it, keep yourself locked to the announcement section. That's why DJ talk. Keep it locked to the announcement section on the forum. As the call flies, you know? Yeah. Blunder's going to hopefully keep posting us with the information of his stand-up shows. Let's see. We got a P1 site exclusive this week. Which you can find on the front homepage of the website. Sweep everyone! Yes. Danny was provided a picture from a photo shoot that took place at Clear Channel recently. Danny has an inside source. I'm just going to start calling you Seth tonight, Danny. Why? Because you're not talking. Oh, I'm dealing with technical issues. Yeah, that's right. Behind the scenes. Well, it's a picture of the Mikey Show cast and a big giant bucket. Oh, oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh, oh, oh. So I'm having a feeling that that is perhaps the picture to the Best of CD, perhaps? Peanut Noir? What? Yes. Now we can only speculate. You speak of such these awesome things. I know. Everything that comes out of my mouth is awesome every single day. Yes. I love it. It's like the girl on Heroes that has power of persuasion. You just listen to whatever she says.
I actually have the power of flatulence. Me too. No. As a matter of fact, if I could have a superhuman power, it would be the power of flatulence. Right after I eat sushi? Oh, man. Never mind. Oh, my gosh. I got gassed so bad the other night after eating sushi. Really? I did not get why. There was no dairy in it. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. What up, dude? Yeah, what up? What up? Oh, my God. Hey, so how's your computer going? Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. No. You promised to be good. Hi. Hi. Hi. I find it funny that the girls are talking about farts. Farts. The guys over here are vomiting in our backpacks. I thought guys always talk about tooting and taking s***. Oh, no! Oh, my gosh. You're going to have... Write this down right now. We don't... As a professional... Courtesy? No, no, no. Professional broadcasters, we're supposed to just carry on. Oh. Just move on. Carry on. Yeah.
Don't even acknowledge it. Sorry, I won't. I freaked out. Just edit that out, Spacey, the whole thing. And Mikey's show announced the P1 Paintball Challenge, and it looks like quite a few of our P1 site members are going to be up there. Me. You? Yeah, me. Spaceboy, what about you? Who, me? Yeah, you. Mr. P1 Hall of Fame. No. Cue up the music. for North Carolina. No, when is this going to be? Oh, wait, is this at the Q? Yeah, I'm not going to be here. That sucks. Danny, what about you? You going to be there, dude? I'm going to try to make it. Yeah, because you know what's taking place here in San Diego next weekend? It is the paintball world championship. So they're going to have this gigantic setup.
of like inflatable obstacles and whatnot that you can hide behind and have paintball challenges. That's so stupid. I'd love to do that. What is stupid? World championship? A paintballing. Paintballing is a big deal. I saw that there. Are you serious? Yeah, it's so much fun. You ever played before? Yeah, I got hurt. It's like laser tag, but more painful. Yeah, I got shot once and I'm over it, dude. I will never do that again. F that. I feel bad for Scott. She really does. I can't wait to see. It should be funny, but I think if you bring like 10 cans of food. Yeah, yeah. You get to paintball a little bit. I'm bringing 100 cans of food. No, you get to fire paintballs at them. I'm all about it. I know, but I'm bringing 100 cans. I can get 10 different times. Yeah. Very nice. Very nice. And so, hey, if you're on P1's site, wear your T-shirt and show up and represent, represent. Say what up. Let's see. What else do we have on my list of crap? Oh, so Zeth needs help with a bio. Has anybody posted any questions in there? Yes. No. There have been some jackal questions, which I find very funny. But I thought I posted some decent questions. Has anyone asked if he likes men yet?
No, obviously he doesn't. Oh, really? I asked him illegitimate questions if we're going with this. What? You're having illegitimate babies with Seth? No way, dude. No way, dude. He's annoyed by me. You know what? You're going to have my babies. It's just like being in heaven. Okay, Sanjaya, go back to the bathroom. Well, so if you head into the announcement section, Seth needs help with the bio. Yeah. Which, if he were to write a bio, it should just be like blank space. The mall. Period. That's what he's all about. Or you should get it. No, no. This is the best way to do it. He should fill out his bio after he's been awake for 20 hours. And then he'll be really, really funny. But I don't know if you remember the 28-hour show about the 19th hour. All of a sudden, Zeth was a comedian and just talking it up. That's a funny guy in general. He just doesn't have a chance to talk. He just has no points. I mean.
He has a vagina. I mean, what am I even saying? I'm the worst person ever. Yeah, you really are. I shouldn't say these things if I actually want to. Whoa, hello. Hi. Geez, can you wipe the slime off your microphone, please? Here, Danny, let me wipe you off. Oh, my God, get away from me. And another little thingamaboober on the P1site.com is we have just started a P1 Bible study. Hi. And Danny designed another website. Yeah. Where do you find the time? What's the name of your new, the newest website that kind of like. Oh, wow. On the spot here. It's p1faith.com. Neato, libido. So it's all about Buddhism, right? Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kabbalah? I heard it was about Kabbalah. It's about Kabbalah? No way. I heard it was a Scientology site. Kabbalism. Uh-oh, nerd's going to hack that one for sure. Better watch out. He's going to call it anonymous on your butt. That's brutal.
But it's got links to the arsonist's cookbook. No, it does not, dude. Anarchist cookbook. That's brutal. The Antichrist cookbook. The handbook for Barack Obama. Just kidding. Quimby's oven. Wow. It has a link to my oven. There's a webcam in her oven so you can, like, see what's going on. She's got, like, puppies and candy inside. She's screaming to get out free as I'm in there with a baster. Oh, my God. They're going to baste him with sugar water. Anyway. You're a sick woman. Look at her laughing like she's the most hilarious person in the world. Dude, she's, like, the Wicked Witch of, like, from the Wizard of Oz, dude. I'll get you and your little puzzle too. Just type in p1site.com in your web browser. Or p1faith. That works too. Or p1t-shirt.com. p1shirt.net. No. p1shirt.com.org. p1com.shirt. That's seen on TV.
Quimby. The artist formerly known as P1Site.Shirt. Yeah. FDIC and shirt. TM. Oh, yes. And also, anybody on P1Site, don't come up with a million ideas for t-shirt logos for boo donkeys. Because Mikey never said that we should ever do that, is make t-shirts for boo donkeys. No. And the Grateful Dead Gophers. Yeah, we do not expect to see them on Thursday. I don't expect to see, like, A concert poster? Yeah. I don't want to see any of that because that is disrespectful and wrong. One night only. That's what it should say. One night only. Six feet of fun. The opening band is the Grateful Dead Gophers. Yes, the Grateful Dead Gophers. And hopefully Skye does not hold on to her paintball gun because she might shoot you. Seriously, dude. I'm telling you. She has a lot of pent-up emotions. Anger against the P1s. And against maybe some guy named Eddie. I don't know. That could turn out pretty horrible. It's really easy to win her over, though, because she takes bribes. Sweet.
She is hard to remember. I love her. And the chat room is filling up. Also, if you did not know, if you're listening to this podcast like 20 years from now, it's too bad because you could have gone to p1site.com and on the main page, click on live. And any night we are recording the podcast, you can jump on in, join the chat room with other fellow P1s, listen to the show, watch it jiggle our wiggles. Wow. I'm jiggling my wiggles. And it's a lot, a lot of fun. There's so much on P1's site. We have all the 28-hour show movies, minus Karate Kid, which is depressing. Which, as Ashley promised me, like... A week ago. Oh, I'll harass you. Ashley promised me, like, I'm sorry, not a week ago, like a month ago. She promised me a month and a half ago. Yeah, yeah. And I even, she even, like, she was like, yeah, give me some audio, which I did. I provided her with some audio that she missed, and she's like, I'll send you the Karate Kid audio. Oh, wait a second. It was supposed to be an exchange, and I never got my side. I was so pissed. What is this? I just got an IM from Ashley. It says Michael Crichton. Ashley. Oh, hey. Too soon. Ashley.
What have I told you about this? Well, this week, we are bringing back a bit. A bit that a bunch of people have requested. And I'm just merely the announcer. Because right now, ladies and gentlemen, per your request. Oh, my God. Look at his face. Did you lose what you're looking for? His eyes are going to fly out. You got it? You got it? You got it? Okay, ladies and gentlemen. We're so professional here. Yes, we are. I mean, hey, what can I say? We're bringing back the strings game tonight. Oh, snap. I'm so excited to play. Okay. That is brand new information. Yeah. And we got a theme song for it. What? Hit it. I hate cheating. That deserves another play. I hate cheating. Can we get it one more play so everybody can hear the lyrics? Encore. Encore. Please? One more time. You're a homo. Here we go. Here we go. Strings game.
First of all, you guys suck ass, dude. Hey, I had no part of this. I had so many people once come up to me saying you guys are freaking stupid and lame. Yeah, because I don't know Chevelle. I am lame. Whatever, dude. You guys suck. I don't know Chevelle. Whatever, dude. I don't know Hinder. Freaking ain't right. Yeah, I don't know popular music. Shut the hell up. Bunch of one-hit wonders. Yeah, whatever. Oh, I'm sorry I don't listen to Rock 153 to hear that song like 15, 20 times a day. Oh, but I really do need a cable for my computer. Oh, hey. Ooh, okay. See what other sound effects. Oh, well, P1 Kung Fu, she's lame too. She said she knew every song. Oh, see? Just as lame as Danny. She gets it, dude. She gets it. I'm going to die now. She's going to take like macadamia. What? White chocolate nut.
Cookies to my head. I'm dead now. You know Bible study? We're talking about like Jesus and I'm going to get like murdered. Dude, I hope they do. I hope they kick your ass. She's going to karate chop my face off. Oh, I'm going down. What's up? So let me hand it on over to the host of our game. What's up? He's looking at me all weird. Oh, that's for my computer. Echo. Echo. Hello. Beto. There we go. Sorry about that. Okay, so Danny, do you got a good batch thing up today? We got a really good batch thing. I have an amazing batch for you guys. You guys are going to suck it up. Anyway, before we get ahead of anything, I just want to say F you all. I love you, BFF. I hate you all. I love you because you wear no pants. And you guys suck. So let's just get this game going. I don't know why I'm including you. Whatever, dude. I never even, like, talk trash on your stupid game. Oh, really? Oh, man. I want, like, a harp and a flashback right now because I remember her specifically talking so much crap. No, I'm talking about just today. Oh, whatever. Oh, you guys suck. Anyway, are you guys ready? Sure. All right. Let's do it. So I have a total of 19 songs. What?
Nothing. There's secret notes being passed around here. No, I'm just prepping everybody for the next segment. All right, all right. I have 19 songs, and I don't know. We'll do best of 19, I guess. All right. How many songs? 19? 19. We got 15 minutes, bro. Whatever, dude. Seth. Seth? All right. My voice is so jacked. All right. You guys ready? Yeah. Sounds good, Danny. Sounds sexy. Mike and the mechanics. No. Opposite. Oh, Peaches. Wow. The Mrs. Robinson. No. The theme song's Angel. No. Master and Servant by Depechevo. Hold on, hold on. I'm getting this. For real. Do you actually know this? This band won here. Could be. Could be. Carlos Mencia Band. No. You guys suck so bad. Oh, wait. Let me take that out of the chat.
Bunch of cheaters. Oh gee, I have it on my computer right here Whatever was awesome This band won a the Yahoo like best band or doesn't it? It's finally There's a band called flypaper right for real you're a liar now I know it now that I hear it. Okay. See are you kidding me Ronnie likes finally Dude, they're bummed. Anyway. I can't. I don't stand her voice. She sounds like. I don't know why I didn't get that one. Shut the hell up. Next song, Danny. Come on. I quit. Next one. I'm just kidding. I win. Oh, Peaches. Notorious B.I.G. No. Space Boy. Space Boy. Led Zeppelin. No. What? Quibi. Metallica. No. No, wait, wait, wait. You guys suck so bad. ACDC. Okay, thank you.
This sucks so bad. Uh-huh. Look, I dress like a schoolboy. But the guy garbles with glass. What? Okay. Moving on. Next song. Oh, I'm sorry. Where's my score sheet? Do you even need one? Do we? I don't know who's winning right now. I'm winning. Oh, Spacey's winning. Oh, Spaceboy. Who's got? I have one. Who else? Oh, one. Kelly, keep score. You got score, Kelly? She's our slave lady. Okay, go on. She's our white female man servant. All right. You guys ready for the next one? Yes. Oh, peaches. I heard peaches. The gypsy kings. The space boy. Space boy. Couldn't be yelled at her name in a second, so we'll give her. That is the Violent Femmes. Uh, no. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh, wait. Yeah, you're right. You're an idiot. No, my order's jacked up. You're right. Oh, my gosh.
Anyway. Do you know, here's a random fact about Quimby, that I thought Violent Femmes was an all-girl group. Okay. What? That is funny to me. Yeah, four non-violent Femmes. It is tied one Quimby once basically. Yes. Yes. I'm going to get a hand to the ACL. You guys ready for the next one? Yes. Oh, Peaches. Shut up. Peaches. Peaches. What? Yes. The band, yes. I'm just going to ignore you from now on. No. Yeah. Peaches. 98 degrees. Space boy. Wicked Wisdom. What? Jada Pinkett Smith's band Wicked Wisdom. Five. You guys are killing this game. Quimmy. Quimmy. Because I'm a creep. I'm a space boy. I'm creepy and I want to hump your leg. All right. So it's a two, one space. I have a penis.
Quimby. Maybe we should let other people call it a little bit and play, too. Yeah, you guys suck. Shut up. A Bananarama. Boingo Boingo. The Go-Go's. Quimby. Quimby. Quimby. Quimby. Toad the Wet Sprocket. What? Toad the Wet Sprocket. Paul Oakenfold. The Crash Test Dummies. Celine Dion. Alan Parsons Project. Quimby, Quimby. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Color me bad. Jamiroquai. Anyway, next game. No, no, no, no. No, Danny, put the phone number in the chat room and let the P1s play. We can't because of the way it's hooked up. Oh, I'm sorry, P1s. We're not giving up. Come on, give us some more. Take real guesses now, you guys. Come on, be serious. Robert Palmer. Think about dead babies and be serious. What's up? Oh, it was dare you to move. Oh, okay. Switch foot.
Wow, that's not gay at all. Oh, I ran out of songs. No, you lied. You said you had 18. Oh, whoops. I lied. You're a liar face now. Come on. We'll be serious now. We'll be serious now. Come on, don't polish on. Don't be sensitive but insensitive. No, you didn't, Danny. You're such a liar face. You're a liar. Here, you guys, I will hum a song, and then you're going to tell me what it is. Yes, the Quimby strings game. The hum game. Oh, the peaches, peaches, peaches. Yes, you. So What? By Pink. Yes, very good. Alternative lyrics. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am the ham. Yes, yes. Those are the Quimby lyrics. Okay. I will, I wish I had a kazoo. This game would be so much better. Danny hates all of us. He's so sad. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Okay, okay. We've lost all control here. I'll be back. Oh, Danny. No, Danny. Don't quit. Don't be like a Mexican and leave. No, come back. No. Oh, Danny's mad. Oh, no. Hold on. Let's see. Should we take a phone call? He's very sensitive today. He must be on his man period. Oh, no. He's been sick. Yeah, somebody go get Danny a hug. Whatever. I was sick and I was fine. This went horribly wrong. You know, times are hard, okay? You know, when I was sick, I was just fine. I didn't need no coddling from anybody. I know. He's really sad that Zac Efron was not elected president. I mean, I'd get it. I'd be pretty upset, too. I was upset, too, Tia. What? Rosa! Oh, wait. Are we on the air? Yeah, we're on the air, sweetie. Oh, no. I mean, I'm just kidding. Screw that faggot boy. Well, I need to have a talk with you, Rosa. What about you? Where's my weed? Okay, listen. No, no, no, no, no, no. No weed for you. You told me you were going to give me a dime bag the other day. I haven't seen it yet. It was actually oregano. Your mother wanted to borrow some oregano for some spaghetti she was making. You know what? I don't even have a mom. I've been raising myself, okay? No, you haven't. Now, we need to have a serious talk, okay?
Now, I understand how you think you're so hard and you want to carry razor blades in your hair. I am hard, Tia. But carrying rusty razor blades in your hair, that's something I need to talk to you about, okay? I don't have rusty razor blades, Tia. Iron poisoning is a serious affair. Okay, whatever, tonta. Excuse me, but I'm not stupid, okay? No, listen. My little niece. That kid Beto is nothing. But very bad influence upon you. And I'm going to have to say that you are on restriction from hanging out. Restriction. You're on restriction. There's no D at the end of restriction. Well, you're on restricted. So you're not going to do it. Whatever, Tia Quimby. You know, you guys, you act like you hate me. But in reality, you're the reason I turned out this way. No, I'm not. It's because you gave me monster before you dropped me off to daycare. All I gave you was unconditional love. No, you gave me monster before you dropped me out to daycare. You gave me high blood pressure. You didn't even, you didn't even. Hypertension. You weren't even there for my first school play.
You didn't even care. All the other kids were there, but where was mine? Well, you were a carrot. Like, you had such a minimal part. My quinceanera was there. You weren't there. I was at your quinceanera. The first time I got pregnant, you weren't there. You're not even 15. Wait a second. My first abortion, you weren't there. Hey. Oh, no. Hey, look, okay? They said no to Prop 4 for you, so. You know what? Every time I go to the bar and hit on a guy, you're not there. Danny, I don't know how to deal with this. crazy rosa person anymore whatever tia danny has my back will you give her i love the strings game tia danny let's play stop hating on your uncle danny he's your uncle it's gross whatever tia well fine danny well danny's back now so i guess i gotta leave there's no more room in here yeah go enjoy high school musical three what again no whatever i'm not gonna go watch that i'm gonna go watch the godfather scarface and then saw five I'll see you guys later. What happened to the My Little Pony video I gave you? Oh, she's gone already. She's just going to deny it. Oh, she's so weird. Danny, are you mad at us? Yes, you are. Who cares, dude? Why you got to cry? Why do you hate us? This is a man's show, okay, Danny? You got to man up. Danny, do you want me to give you some CPR? You want the Heimlich? You want a lemon? You want to go to the mall?
What if you got a phone call from your favorite celebrity Oprah Winfrey? Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey. I told you she's going to call the show. That's the Quimby version. Oprah. Oprah's calling you right now. You get a freak. Hello, Danny. Oh, my God. I'm a huge fan. Danny, I got you a new Oprah. I'm out on Danny. Right? Screw him. You're off the podcast. Screw him. You're fired. You're done. Hit the bricks. You are going out. Thank you. Wow, that smells awful. It smells like Pepsi. Sounds so tasty. You guys are witnessing the breakdown of the P1 podcast. This might be the last show ever. Danny's pissed. What a freaking baby. Well, fine. Why don't we just jump into the Mikey Show Roundup because that's why we do this show anyways. We tried to have a little fun with Danny, but Danny doesn't want to have any fun. Not all butt hurt. Freaking not even wanting to do it. Skives.
Freaking three over here. Yeah. Sorry. I'll make sure not to put any tomatoes in your sandwich. What a lame-o. Can't even hang with the big boy. Wait, how are we going to do the one thing that we're going to do in the Mikey Show portion? Which is what? We were going to call a P1 answer machine from the podcast. If you guys didn't already know, there is an answer machine set up for the Mikey Show. Well, I guess Danny will just have to sit up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Spaceball has it set up. Spaceball has it set up. Danny, before we move on, no, you have to, like, be BFF again. You have to talk on the podcast. Just come in for a second, then you can leave. Danny, we're sorry. We were trying to have some fun and make it funny. I am wrong. We were doing it in the name of comedy. Uh-huh. I am wrong, and you are right. You are handsome, and I am not attractive. That's right. You're stronger and more intelligent than I am. We are weak. You're number one with a bullet. Danny? Uh-huh. I don't want to do the podcast where you don't talk. I'm talking. You're ruining the whole thing, Danny. You're not participating. Okay. Why are you mad at us? We're sorry. We're sorry. We were just trying to have some fun with the strings game, and you didn't want to have any part of it. All right. Oh, my God. Forget you. So, are we ready to call the people and answer me? Yes. Let's do this thing. Okay. What if you didn't already know? The show is very real. I mean, all this is happening right before your eyes.
Danny's bawling. I would love to have, like, all this edited out for, you know, like, comfortability, but it's okay. So, anyways, there is now an answering machine for the vodka show. I don't want to do this if Danny's going to be upset. Danny. It's like, I think that we should maybe try to cheer him up. Aren't you excited we're going to call the P1 Answer Machine live from the P1 podcast this week? Um, sure. Here, I'll dance for him. No, wait, wait, wait. This is better. This is better. Maybe we can cure him with the gift of song. Oh, let's please. Please cure this. BFF, BFF. We're always going to be BFFs. I make jokes at your expense. But you don't care. Oh, you know what people are saying? People are saying that the girls are ganging up on Danny. We're not ganging up on you. We're actually all together. Danny's really mad. Fine. Call the answer machine. Let's just give it a shot. Let's go. The P1 site, well, not P1 site. It has nothing to do with us, but the Mike show has an answer machine. And the phone number is 858-715-1932. And we're going to call it. Oh, I'm exhausted. Now, does everybody know their part? I just say my name. You hogged the show, so I'm just going to say my name. Seriously, dude. Well, I quit now, too. I'm out on everybody. I hate it. I'm going to pull it down.
Nobody won't play my game. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Let's go. Call it. Okay. Let's see. Be, be, be, be, be. I need your number again, please. 858-715-1932. 1932. Hello. Oh, hi, sweetheart. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. It's raining up here. Dude, seriously. It's like, oh, wrong number. I think it's 858. Dude, this is weird. This is like a fail bit right here. Now we fail, baby. Now we suck. Now you can make fun of the rest of us. Did you hang up? Yeah, I hung up. Oh, I was like, something's happening. Okay. What numbers you dial? Okay, let's try this again. 858. 715. 1923. Somebody's going to be pissed. Hello, Mikey Show. This is the team of the P1 podcast.
It's myself, P1 Quimby. P1 Danny. Hello, P1 Peaches. P1 Spiz Boy. And we're calling you right now. We're recording the podcast right now. And we had something very important that we wanted to tell you. Listen, we think it's very important to vote always in Prop Ham. We all want ham. You like ham. I like ham. That's all we want is ham. So please take this into consideration. And have a very nice day. Bye. Bye. Bye. We love you guys. All right. That was a jackhole. I know. I know. I know. Just wait. Just wait. Okay. Do they know we're doing that? No. Yeah. Awesome. That's so rad. I want to call my mom. But there are some really funny messages like he went on a bass stream called and did a pretend conversation between him and B-Rob. There's also some very, very, very, very.
Very, very serious calls. As a matter of fact, Thursday was really weird. Thursday went from answering machine calls about Prop 8 and an explanation on gay sex, I'll say it. From then they moved to corn dogs. And from there, they moved to telemarketers. And it went a little something like this. Mikey Shaw, hello. and small business owners with overwhelmed credit card debt. We are getting a... Oh, that's probably for me. Are we getting a telemarketer call right now, Aaron? We get a few a day, dude. On our request? They aren't looking for Roth. Hang on, hang on. I'm going to talk to somebody. Push the one key to speak to a representative. Uh-oh. Hang on, hang on. The call is being transferred, so please stay on the line. You may hear... I'm doing great. Who's this? Who am I speaking to, please?
My name is Stephan. Do you have some unsecured debt that we can help you with, Matt? Yes, I do. Actually, I do. It's called an ex-husband. Have you ever had one of those? You ever had an ex-husband? I'm sorry, Ken. Hello? I said, have you ever had an ex-husband? Yes, I have debt. Oh, okay, yeah. Well, I haven't had an ex-husband, but... Okay, well, when you have a... Okay, can I speak for a moment? When you have a fat, lazy ex-husband... who just wants to lay on the couch all day and use your credit cards to order some other garden weasel or whatever else he's watching on television, then yes, you have debt. That's pretty bad. Yeah, it is pretty bad. All right? Okay, ma'am. What's your first name? My name is Barbara. Barbara? Yes. Now listen to me, ma'am. I have a lot of debt that I need to clear up, and if you can help me, I'll give you a great big kiss. But I don't think you can. And I think the reason that you can't is because your ex-husband, Phil, isn't sleeping right now on your futon. That's right, futon. Do you want to know why a futon? Because you had to sell the couch. Do you want to know why? Because you've got 12 garden weasels in your garage. That's why. My last name is Broke. Let me spell it for you. B-R-O-K-E. Broke.
My last name is Kravitz. My last name is Kravitz. Sorry? No, I'm sorry. What did you say? I'm going to contact you again just in case I leave you to transfer. I'm going to transfer you to a professional credit advisor. 858-570-1053. That's also, incidentally, how much I owe. $5,700,105,000. Because my fat... Ex-husband Phil just ordered another garden weasel while we were talking. Are you still there? I'm sorry? How much unsecured debt are we looking at? A lot. Probably $400, $500. That's total. What do I look like? Jenny Craig over here? I'm not loaded. $400 or $500 a lot of money. I'm sorry, what? No, wait, excuse me.
That Thursday show, the 11-6 show, was probably one of... I have not laughed so hard that long. Hey, what about me and my product placement? What's up? Hi, picture time. What is she like a Pepsi-Doo? Okay. Well, as I mentioned, though, earlier in the show, last week... The beautiful, the majestical, the man who played our theme song this week. Chris Cornell was in studio. How cool was that? Did anybody listen to that interview? Yes. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Chris Cornell is so cool, and he has so many interesting stories. And this new CD, I picked up the two singles on iTunes, are the bomb. Timbaland is a genius, first of all. Timbaland is great. Oh, that's who this is?
Yeah, it's Chris Cornell and Timbaland produced this CD for him. Oh. Timbaland's done like Nelly Furtado, which her last album was the bomb. Missy Elliott, Justin Timberlake. I mean, you name it, he's made it. Aaliyah, he helped out a lot with her. But you know what's really cool? Somebody here, right here in this room, got to shake the hand of Chris Cornell. I know who it was. I wonder who it was. I know who it was. Was it you, Danny? No. Peach, it was you. I know it was you. No, it wasn't me. Because I drew your backstage. Dude. I'm just asking. Space? I have a question for you. It wasn't me. What? I have a question for you. What's up? Were you in San Diego when he was here? Yes. Did you go meet him? Yes, I did. I knew it. Oh, my gosh. Of course. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, I saw him come in, and I saw Jeff come out and get him, and I sat in the lobby for an hour and a half. Yeah. And listened to the interview in my headphones, and then B-Rob brought him out. I bum-rushed him. Really? Do you have him sign anything? Yeah. What did you have him sign? I just took a picture of it before I came over. I'll show you guys real quick. What is it? Do you have a tattoo of Chris Cornell's autographs on your face? Oh, wow. What is it? You signed your really pretty guitar in white, pen, paper. Silver. It's nice. That's cool. Can we post this on the website? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you scared that somebody's been seeking your money at night and take your guitar?
No, it's actually in a bank vault, so they can go in and break in. In a fire safe? No way. There's nothing in my apartment. Are you serious? That's really cool. Did you shake his hand at all? Say, hey, fan of your music, will you sign my guitar? I talked to the manager first. The manager was walking back and forth the whole time outside, so I'm like, hey, didn't I meet you about a month and a half ago down at House of Blues, which I did? But I wasn't able to get him to sign it then. The manager looked kind of annoyed, but also kind of like, well, you know, you're showing up for a second time, so fine, I'll give you 10 seconds. Yeah. So after he came out, I said to the manager, hey, can I go up to him? And he's like, yeah, okay, so just make it quick. So I went over, I showed him the guitar, I said, hey, do you want me to sign that? He took one look at it and said, oh, you're left-handed? I'm like, yeah. I said, I bought the guitar, but I didn't like the way it sounds, so I just wanted to have it for a display piece. So he just signed it. I was on my way. Wow. That is one crazy signature. Very quick. That is so cool. The signature is actually the backdrop of his concert. If you go to his concert, it's like behind him on the stage. Dude, it's wicked crazy. Oh my gosh. That is signature. I just want to say when it comes to like bands and musicians, you have the most rocks out of any human being I've ever met in my life. I know.
Oh, are you kidding me? You have no idea. I know. Yeah. The first podcast in December. We're going to have stories. That's all I'm going to say about that. I can't wait. I want your engagement story. I already know what it is. Engagement story. I can't wait. Engagement story. I want that. Oh, I've heard. I got the whole scoop. Oh, my God. It took an hour, but I got it. We'll have to get that. The whole podcast has to be that. That's our teaser. That's our teaser right there. It's your proposal story. You almost got arrested. That was great. You're awesome. And raped. Yes. So, let's see. What else happened on the show? Oh, yeah. Skye is now the happiest person alive in America. Because her boy, Barack Obama, is the president of the United States of America. Changed. Changed. And speaking of Skye, Spaceboy happened to grab a very funny bit from last week. I did. It's the Skye Ramsey musical.
Does anybody remember the Sky Ramsey musical? Oh, my God. It was so moving. Because it's really stupid. I mean, it's really funny. It's stupid funny. The bit that I have is very long. It's about probably five and a half minutes. I don't want to play the whole thing. Do you have a little snippet? Yes, let me. A snippet? Let me pot it up real quick. Oh, yes. While you're doing that, can I just say something? Yes, please. Okay, you're all excited because I'm talking again. Yeah, we did it. I love it. Yeah, hi, hi, hi. Get out of my face. I love you. I love you. Mikey cannot debate with Sky at all. Why not? Has, like, anyone noticed that, like, she just, like, can argue like a mofo? Dude, she's good. Like, when they got into, like, politics and, like, every time, like, sorry, Mike. Yeah, yeah, she was just, like, yeah, dude. I love it. She's crazy. She polls stuff. Out of places. I know. I'm like, oh, Mike, take that. But then again, she has the truth on her side. So it's easier to win. I agree. Space boy, you are. That's brutal. That is so factual. Yes. And then that one girl called in on the answering machine that was like, Mikey, you talk over everyone and blah, blah, blah. You have no right.
Tell me who I can love. I laughed so hard when that lady said that. I have a question. I have a question. Is anybody else sick? talking about Prop 8. Yes. Oh, yes. I'm over it. Like, come on. Okay, and I'm telling you. The Jesus Freaks won. Let's just get it over. Like, Jesus Freaks won. It wasn't just Jesus Freaks. It was more than every single religion in the world recognized marriage as between a man and a woman. Talk about that thing you sent me. What thing you sent me? It's like a list. Oh, yeah, so the vote no on eight people have produced a list to put on blast every single person who donated money to the Yes campaign. So, like. Interesting. It's, like, an exact dollar amount. Any biggies? Yeah, like, some dude donated, like, 15 million bucks, and, like, the Rock Church was, like, over $200,000. Yeah, but if you want to make a fair balance, let's put, we know who put, I mean, Apple and all those things. And, like, if you look at it from, like.
a real perspective like both sides had a lot of money thrown at them but it's just like wasted money like so much wasted money numbers and i'm like dude pay off my debt yeah there's like a girl but it wasn't just the jesus freaks they say that a large portion of the black latino community everybody who voted for barack obama said no on but they know what discrimination is like but it's not the same kind of discrimination it's different you know totally different you know black people don't have to come out black okay it's like it's a totally different form of it's not even discrimination like the way that they're comparing it to the civil rights act yeah is laughable it's totally laughable and that offended me and that's why i said you know i vote no people like you guys have lost me all right like okay No, drop it seriously because I can't talk about it anymore. No, but the thing is is that there is a rumor out there. I've seen people say, I can't wait for Barack to overturn this. No, quit me. I want to be friends. I know, but Barack cannot turn over a state's decision. No. It's up to the state, and Barack Obama has said himself he doesn't want to redefine marriage. He wants to keep it between a man and a woman. Barack Obama said this. Oh, we know. Anyway. But, no, I just found that argument, like, funny because I'm like.
Only the state of California. People aren't telling you to shut up on the chat. Oh, hi. What about prop ham? How did you guys feel about that this year? I voted yes. Really? Definitely yes. I wrote for proposition glaze as well. I'm always for prop them all. And lemon. Yes, lemon. Actually, a little tip about lemons. Speaking of lemons. A legitimate tip. Do you know if you put lemon water in a microwave, like a full lemon in water, and... Put it on for 30 seconds that it will totally clean and make your microwave smell wonderful. What? Yes. Try that. No, it's an organic way of cleaning your microwave. Oh, you're a liar. I put it on. I'm going to try it when I get home. I'm going to try it when I get home. You fill a bowl up with water. You can research this on the Internet. You take a fresh lemon and you squeeze. it into a little bowl of water yeah you put it in your microwave i think it's anywhere between 15 and 30 seconds and it will make your microwave i'm so gonna do this me too dude i'm so effing lazy i hope it blows up yes and piwon kung fu is in the chat room i know we said but also the chocolate cake shot the lemon with sugar on it makes it so good has anybody ever tried chocolate cake shot uh no peaches i'm shocked at you
I'm sorry. We're going out. What do you want to do after the podcast? I would love to go out with you. You seem like you hate me lately. You never call me. You never IM me. When I IM you, you're like, oh, I'm over here. I'm busy. But yet I'll call. But I'll call Danny once a day. She IMs me all the time. What have you IM'd me? I've given up because every time I IM you, I'm like, hi, what's up? And you just never respond. I haven't seen you online in, like, weeks. She IMs me all the time, bitches. Exactly, because I'm so devastated over your not answering. I IM this guy all the time, too, when I see him online. Oh, dude. Whatever. I always IM him. It takes him, like, 15 minutes to respond. No, like, I'm regretting. Are you IMing me, like, around 4, 4.30 in the afternoon? No, I'm not. Anyway, deal with your problems off the air. No, like, I'm worried that you don't even want to be in my wedding anymore. Dude, be quiet. Like, I shouldn't even ask you. It's a bit. Are we doing a bit? Shut up. Oh, I do worry that you're done. I deny thee. I have, like, 14 roles in your wedding. Why would I? I know. You were upset that you're no longer the officiant, but you did recover from that one. Well, another couple updates on the Mikey Show is they're totally redesigning the Mikey Show website. Like, they're going to completely relaunch the whole kit and caboodle.
And I love it. I just took the most offensive picture in the world. Tia Q, you're going to hell. I'm going to Xenu land, okay? Just like Tom Cruise and Jenna Elfman. And Anonymous protests me. Oh, is that like where Scientology freaks go? Yes, I'm going to go on the UFO with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Oh, my God. You are so lucky. I have a VIP first class seat. Did you know this? No, I did not. You are so lucky. Who'd you bone to get those tickets? L. Ron Hubbard. Oh. His dead body. Yeah, his corpse. In his casket. And while you were doing it, you were like, oh, LRH. Yeah. Giving up her features right now. She just made me laugh so hard. But also there is a daily casting. Sorry, I have like 14 things going on. It's actually two. Talking and IMing. Oh, no, wait, three. And also forgetting what track you're on in the first place. Hey, okay. Well, just a reminder. Worst host ever.
She is a great host. You want to take over Space Boy? Welcome to the Space Boy show. Danny's enacting his revenge. Danny's enacting his revenge. Go ahead, Space Boy. I do like the B-Rod show. She submits a list of how we're supposed to follow. We're totally off. No, we're not. We're exactly on time. Did you see the bottom? It says we have a 15-minute buffer, but we must end it. We haven't done Mikey's show at all. Yes, we have. Anyways, the reader's on the website. They have all the days of the podcast going on. And now Spaceway has a bit for the Mikey Show. She's so over it. I quit. Thank you. That's not going to help me. It will. No, it won't. That's why I just made the potty. I'll use the backwaters. What is the backwaters? The water's in the back. Why drink? Oh, backwaters, keep on rolling. Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me? Oh, backwater, keep on rolling. Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me? Ramsey? It's me. It's singular. It's not plural. I did it. No, you said me. You didn't come to the last rehearsals. You don't know. Best one.
From the top, then, and a one, and a two, and a one, two, to all black water, sleep on movies. Ramsey, I'm at the rehearsal now, and I know that you're not supposed to add it, make it pearl. It's singular. Singular. Singular now. From the top. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and all black water. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Insolent effunery. Yeehaw! Oh man, that was one of the greatest. I love how now, like, Sky and Ramsey are kind of friends. Like, you know, like, they kind of, like, seem like they hang out. But, like, she still, like, beats him and stuff. And he gets off on being beat now, apparently. Oh, man. It was such an up and, like, it was an emotional week of the Mikey Show. Let's just say it was an emotional roller coaster. It was the politics, dude. And I cannot wait to know that this won't happen for another four years. So, hooray. Hooray for low gas prices. Yahoo! Thank you, Obama and McCain. I'm going to go down there with a cake and fill up, and at a Peach's Garage, you can buy cheap gas. Check this out.
We, B-Rob's birthday's coming up, and those of us from P1's site, Kung Fu already found some t-shirts. Sweet. She's having somebody send her Dunkin' Donut cups. Nice. Kung Fu is awesome for organizing it this time around. We are going to pool some money and get B-Rob a gas card. Are you serious? Damn Skippy. If, like, ten people put it in, like, five bucks towards a gas card. That'd be sweet. Dude, he'd be stoked on a $50 gas card. Yeah, dude. Dude, he'd feel like. Like George W. Bush. George W. Bush. He don't all the oil fields in Saudi Arabia. We need to get him lost and stuff. What do I look like? Saddam Hussein over here? What? What do I look like? Sarah Jessica Park over here? What do I look like? Yahoo Sirius over here? I'm not making that kind of money. It's crazy. What do I look like? Moulin Rouge or something? Okay, that one made no sense. I know. It was so weird. What do I look like? Cactus cooler over here? Oh, my gosh. Before we wrap this puppy up, Danny, I have a pressing question for you. Uh-oh. Are you still posting daily audio? You know he's getting lazy now. We were having a conversation about that earlier today. Oh, really? Of course, because their daily audio is freaking brutal.
No, it's not. Yeah, it is. And it's a step behind, as always, from people in sight. And I said that. They're all in order. Yeah, but they're not labeled. Yeah, they are. How much money do you want to bet me right now? When you download them, they are. Oh, really? How much money do you want to bet me right now? I looked at the default name for the file. Do you go into iTunes and look at the description of what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It explains all of them. It's so lame. How much money do you want to bet me right now? And I just checked it out the first two days. The second day was not a full day. No. She started it, like, 15 minutes into the show. Right there, they list out 11-7-0-8, 6-10 break, 6-30 break, 6-50 break. Oh, it looks like she's figuring it out then. Well, hey, you know, like, I work behind the scenes at Clear Channel. Okay, we get it. Oh, name dropper over here. Look out. We get it. You're the greatest fan ever. You work at Clear Channel. I work at a studio of Blender. And I saw his skewed suit. Yeah, you guys don't even know how important I am now. We had to fix the best of us. Don't you know who you're talking to? Do you know who you're talking to? No wire hangers ever. What? What? Oh, for the marshmallows, yes. The marshy. Queen bees. Queen bees. What? I'm so lost. I'm going to marry myself. Yes.
Prop B. For royalty music. Oh, seriously? Queen B. Yeah, dude, seriously. Prop B. Thank you. Thank you. Imagine Quimmy standing by herself. Hey, Quimmy, do you take yourself to be a lawfully wedded yourself? I do. I do. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, Danny, and cry because you're not me? That's not what... Brutal. I'm going to use that. We are so weird. This has been by far the weirdest episode of the P1 podcast. And the last. Ever. She's only 17. Oh, man. 17. Girl, she gives me love.
i've never seen oh she's only 17 daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me rape whistle please use some lube dude this is the weirdest episode that was a reference from the 20 hour show thank you what a week well i look forward to episode 18 We'll be legal finally. We can go vote. And we can buy porn that we don't think about ever. You must be an exploding supernova. You've been burned so many times on this podcast. Oh, I love it. Hey, dude. Just edit out the last 10 minutes. It could be a 10-minute long podcast. No joke. Thanks, bro. You're the man. Well, I love all of you guys. I love you. And you're a bitch. And have fun at the paintball challenge. See ya. You're a girl. Later.