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28 Hour Show - 2008 - Hour 18
2008
28 Hour Show 2008 - Rock 105.3KIOZRock 105.3
boxingcomedyRocky BalboaMr. Tcomedy segmentsmovie referenceshumorcharacter interactionsjokesmockeryrocky boxing skillsmr t boxing match
During the radio show, the group humorously discusses Rocky's poor boxing skills, mocking his technique and suggesting he should try racquetball. They then delve into Mr. T's chaotic boxing match, where Rocky's death and resurrection in a Weekend at Bernie's style causes comedic confusion. The show also includes awkward jokes about sex with dead bodies, pedophile allegations, and a floating casket linked to David Blaine. Other segments involve discussions about the Stanley Cup, Vespa, and various pop culture references like the Village People, Heaven, and Dancing with the Stars. The show is filled with exaggerated and humorous takes on these topics, with recurring jokes about Rocky's socks, Mr. T's punch, and the 'I Don't Like It When' segment.
What happened, in order
Rocky's Boxing Skills
Rocky is criticized for his poor boxing skills, with others mocking his technique and suggesting he should focus on other activities like racquetball.
Mr. T's Boxing Match
Mr. T is involved in a boxing match, with Rocky and others commenting on his poor boxing skills and the chaotic nature of the fight.
Rocky's Death and Resurrection
Rocky is declared dead but is revived in a manner similar to the movie Weekend at Bernie's, leading to comedic confusion and celebration.
Dead Body Sex Discussion
A discussion about having sex with dead bodies arises, leading to awkward and humorous exchanges among the group.
Rocky's Death and Resurrection
Rocky is declared dead but is revived in a manner similar to the movie Weekend at Bernie's, leading to comedic confusion and celebration.
David Blaine and the Floating Casket
The group discusses David Blaine and a floating casket, with some suggesting it might be carbonite from Star Wars.
Pedophile Allegations and Legal Issues
A joke about a pedophile and potential legal issues is made, with the group discussing the implications and humorously suggesting a lawsuit.
Vespa and Statues
The group talks about a Vespa, a statue resembling Ben Affleck, and the humorous interactions with it.
Crack and Typewriter
A discussion about selling crack and using a typewriter for correspondence, with some humorous and awkward exchanges.
Rocky and the Stanley Cup
Rocky is mentioned in the context of having the Stanley Cup in his house, leading to a humorous and exaggerated discussion about the event.
Will Ferrell and the Stanley Cup
Will Ferrell is mentioned in the context of interacting with the Stanley Cup, leading to a humorous and exaggerated discussion about the event.
Village People and the Gym
The group discusses the Village People and a gym, leading to humorous and exaggerated comments about the location and activities.
Heaven and Quiche
The group discusses heaven, quiche, and the humorous implications of being in a place called heaven with no doors.
Rocky Balboa and the Jazz Walk
Rocky Balboa is mentioned in the context of a jazz walk, with humorous and exaggerated comments about his movements and the environment.
People mentioned
RockyMr. TApolloClubber LangEddieSkyRobSeanAdrianMikePaulyZethAshleyBruce Lee
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Give everybody a present and drop this jump, all right? Yeah. What, are we friends now? Did you like dancing on the ceiling? I'm going to listen to that boy. You fight. I think he's like an honorary member of the Commodores. Didn't his mom name him Clubber? Oh, really? Is that your only lines in the movie, sir? Yeah, where's your microphones? You're the announcers. It's a bad outfit. Boy! Thunder! Tough man all over again. Oh, no. Who got that guy out of the closet? Whoa, Progeria. Whoa. Was that Jeff or Jer? Nice. Good thing they go to bed at 5.30. It really hurts. I need the nurse. They're about to make out. Yeah. I love Caesar salad. How about you?
Yeah, it's good. Are you wearing makeup? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I couldn't hear you through that pencil-thin mustache. You got some gum up here in your upper lip. Yeah, well, you're calling me bad. Take that stupid hat off, Pauly. Again, not talking into any microphone. Yes, I mean. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. You hit like a 13-year-old girl. Ham, ham. Ah, Sky. He's always going to me. Right in the division sign. What do they call you, Mr. T-Bag? For the heavyweight champion, he's a terrible boxer. I would agree with that.
Hey, hey, hey. Do you know what direction you're going? Right. Dramatic. Let me take the stairs out of here. Well, that's a lot of blood. It's marinara. I bleed marinara. I bleed ragu. Quick. Give me a boujolet sauce. Stat. Cook me. You're already kite. Guys, he's been dead for 12 years. Sorry. Wow, that eye got really messed up pretty quick. Yeah, real quick. It happens. Where are you? Where are you? Marco. Oh. Eddie, if given 10 rounds, could you take a round? Which one? Clubber. Easy. Easy. See, I wouldn't just stand there and let him hit me. It's like a Mortal Kombat finish.
Finish it. Pull his heart out. Pull his spine out. Yeah. I want to eat your children. I'm impetuous. My style is impregnable. My style is impregnable. I want his heart. I want to eat his children. I want to feed his children. I didn't take enough steroids. Dang it. I thought it was a cream. This is the crow flies. What would you do for a Klondike bar? It's getting hot in here. So hot. Hey, it's the Banana Clan. I'm getting some herb beer. Okay, Mike. How do you feel about having sex with dead bodies? Oh, he's not dead? You're pitching a tent, dude. It's making me uncomfortable. We just started filming, dude. Come on. Rocky, I'll survive if you've won. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, what do we got here? Hey, Rocky, stop freaking at me. Oh, my gosh. What'd you get? Oh, that is a lot of M&Ms. What kind of one? Choke on them.
This is very dramatic, guys. Quit making jokes. What are they doing? Sorry. What'd I tell you? Hands above the waist. I must hit the IT, guys. You're listening to the 28-Hour Mikey Show, brought to you by Johnsonville Bratz on KIOZ, San Diego's Rock 105.3. The following takes place between 11 p.m. and 12 a.m. The word of the hour is now. Mick is dying. We're IDing. Isn't that a little disrespectful? A little decorum. Does he really die? Yeah, I haven't seen this in anything. He's okay. He's okay, actually. We just pop him up like Weekend at Bernie's. Oh, cool. Oh, awesome. This turns into Weekend at Bernie's? Yeah. Yeah. Go, lady, go. You cried that tear. What? Let it all out, sweetheart.
Breathe your last breath into my mouth. John! Who thinks that, John? Oh, that was hot. So he's all right? Yeah. Why is he screaming? Rock just has a piece of cauliflower stuck in his... Rock, you're screaming in my ear. Where are we at? The library? Yep. Library of Congress. Very important. It's a floating casket. Well, David Blaine is in there. Oh, is he? Are you sure that's not carbonite? I mean, does everything have to go back to Star Wars? Don't. Okay. Rock, who hit you? This is a safe place. Yes, tell us. We'll take you to Becky's house. You woman. Whoa. Whoa. Were those glasses ever cool? And what is that band-aid going to do? I mean. It's not.
Pedophile? No. Clearly, Sean. He's going to have a lawsuit in 30 years. What? You never been a choir boy? Okay. Easy, Boston. Gold mill? Whoa, judging. You would judge you? I had no idea. Oh, so he was really dead. Yeah, dude, that's not really what that means. I didn't know he died. I thought he was in the last Rocky. Is he going to get up? Psyche. Damn, I live in a dump. And what do I do about his MySpace? Who's going to tell Tom? This is weird. Maybe post a comment. I'm going to pretend I'm him for a week. Creepy. It's going to be funny when I reply for his emails. Are you dead? Yeah. Well, who cares, you know? I'm Italian.
Off on my motorcycle. I'm on my Vespa. Do I look hard? That statue looks like Ben Affleck. He's really into that Italian stallion. Don't be mad at it. Don't hit the statue, bro. That's right. Didn't do nothing. That's not me. That's Bronson Pinchos. Damn you, Belky! We quit after that. You can't talk. You can't be. You ride that up the stairs? It smells like balls in here. You don't have a good gun. I ain't complaining. I'd lick this floor clean. Okay. Rob, you always have to take it over. Wait, what? You always go too far. Where are we? What are you doing here, you creep?
I thought I recognized those balls. I don't have any pants on. Pants-less business. Yes. How do you feel about selling crack? I made a deal with Vader. Again. Do I have anything on my face? Do I have some right here? Feels like we got a white spot right here. Yeah. You know? I had a whiteout accident earlier. Correcting some documents. I was doing some treatments, you know. I busted out my typewriter. Yeah. Do a little correspondence. Oh, forget it. Well, forget about that. What do you think of my eyes on? Rob, is that the same jacket you wore today? Yes, it is. Oh, wow. Step by step. Okay. I was hanging tough. That's a bunch tougher.
Yes, a lot tougher. Step one. You got a cream for that. You starting with all that Survivor stuff again. That band of the island. Well, forget it. Oh, here we go. So is this when they introduce it? Wait, did we hear it at the beginning? No, it was in Rocky 2. What? You want a hug? I think. Maybe not. I don't remember. Why couldn't we get twisted? This is the unrated version, guys. You're in for a treat. Director's cut. Brokeback Balboa. What show is this? I'm here to promote my new brand of green beans. That was pretty cool that Rocky had the Stanley Cup in his house. We're new. We're coming on Sports Night in Mexico. Dude, that is full on Ron Burgundy interviewing him right now. He has been ate the Ocho.
As opposed to just kind of crucifying him? Yes, yes. Sort of. That is Will Ferrell. Stay classy, San Diego. Well, yes. I wish him luck, too. You're all pirate hookers. No, do listen. Go back to your home on Whore Island. Do you want to touch the Stanley Cup? It's right there. How about my hair? You ever seen them messing with Sasquatch commercials? What the fuck? Hey, hey. Does anyone see my iron? Where's my little car? Walk-ins for poor people. Hey, Adrian, I told you to polish the gold penis. What's this over there? What's the matter with you? Yes. All right, Einstein, we're leaving you. I'm a billion, man. I can't get my kid out of class. Go back to your chess game, Bobby Fisher. Take it easy, Lipnicki. Where's D-Dub?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bees and dogs can smell fear. I've heard it before, all right? You had eight pounds. Yeah, why don't you go back to disappointing your father? That's your new mom. Fix your eyes and we'll come back. Soon as you see 2020. In Yugoslavia? Yeah, we get it. You're in the bad part of town. Yeah, we get it. Hey, guys, I used to hang out with them dudes. Yeah, hey, Phil, how are you? Hey, Dirty Jimmy. Hey, too many fingers. Hey, too many fingers. Ah, Hotel Lorraine. Oh, sounds like onions. Hey, guys, do you know anywhere to get beer? Well, you fit right in. All right, all right, all right. Hey-o. You guys want to play dice? Fuck out.
Is that what that sign said? The moderately hard gym is down the street. Oh, wow. This is where the village people formed. It's all right, Sean. It's going to be all right. It's all right. It's okay. I promise. It's okay. Looking for a date? It's okay. Just don't mess around. I'm not. It's all right. I will bust one of those off. I'm okay. You're okay. Hey, so are you guys going to vote for McCain? It's not. Wait, you don't like Palin? What am I, fat? Hey, does anybody want any quiche? Oh, man. Don't get what? Mentally irregular. I say that all the time. Yeah, I'm crazy pooping everywhere. Flush the toilet? What? What kind of place is this? You need directions? It's called heaven, Mike. No doors anywhere. Oh, I love them. Enjoy. After, after. Scott. I'm all. I didn't know you were racist. You want to give me a hug?
Yeah, why don't you take that porcupine hat off? That's all, folks. You little chubba. Come here. I'm going to poke you right in your belly button. Hey, you guys, I want you to meet the Commodores real quick. Can you come over here, Rocky? Celebrate good times. Come on. Oh, they're training hard now. They've gotten back to their roots. I don't think you should say roots right now, Mike. Okay. All right. I'm just saying. Rob Burton. More M&M's, anyone? I wonder what kind of shoes those are. Then I'm going to take out this body armor. Dancing with the Stars, 1983. Eddie, will you pass me a team on M&M's? I can't stand how stinky this place is. You guys, it smells like gas. What is this guy? Heel, toe. Ball step. What is the? Touch step? Yeah. It's called the jazz walk. Oh, Rocky Balboa. You swim away with my heart. Why am I swimming in apple cider vinegar? Is that supposed to toughen me up? Later, Rob. Catch you on the flip side. I got to go make out.
Wait, that was Rocky. Sorry. My voice is mixed up. What is going on there? I don't want to know what's under that paper. I just really like the paper. Doesn't anybody knock? Oh, Kathy, you are so wise. From the funny papers, forget it. Kathy. Oh, Mama Duke, what will you get into now? That family circus. Man, they hadn't had color yet? No. I don't trust a guy with just a mustache. How did the cameraman get in the ring? Yeah. Black and white helmet cam. Man, I miss my headboard. This place is so gross.
You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a poor person. Tell me about it. Yes. Story of my life. Bracket ball? Really? Handball? We're going to do hacky sack after this. I'm going to dangle some yarn over your face and you're going to try to catch it like a cat. Rocky, when do I get my makeover? I mean, that's how bad of a boxer you are, Rocky. You don't even know how to move. I told you, walk-ins for poor people. He's fighting a giant. His socks cover more of his body than his shorts, dude. Hey, Rock, don't just let him hit you in the face. Why is he taking on Hakeem Olajuwon? What's that? What is that? Oh, no, you didn't, Apollo. What was that? What did you say? Yeah. I actually do. I love Jell-O. I got caught up on my soaps. I'm addicted to bedpins. My stories.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, excedrin, Tylenol, Advil. I'm telling you what punch he's throwing. I mean, how horrible are you, Rocky? The shorts he's wearing. You're fighting Richard Simmons. Oh, wow, the slight squeeze of the eyes tells you a lot. Oh, wow. Apparently they didn't do testing back then. That and your belly shirt, all right? You look like a Charger girl over here. Yeah, where's your belly chain? Losers on top. Rocky, can we buy the beach? Damn, Marion Jones is fast. Fastest ice cream truck I've ever chased. Oh, this is a really morbid beach. You've never been to dead flashback beach?
It's horrible. It's really a weird beach. Quitter. Take that, Krekka. You think I put these stockings on for you and I just run out here for nothing? Who wants to work at the gap? How's my tan? Poor. Apollo. Rocky, this is the dramatic scene. This isn't a nude beach rock. Rocky, you suck. Why don't you go in there and get drunk and don't come back? Get drunk and then go swimming. Repressed. Look at these socks. They suck. Why are you wearing those socks? They won't sell. Are you like B-Rab where they have to always be new? Like every pair has to be new, you know? It's just a weird thing to do.
It's so weird, though. Why? Can I call you Maid Marian? Why do you eat baked beans if you know you're going to be incontinent? Listen, lady, I'm sick of the broccoli. I think I was bad casted in Godfather movies. Oh, dude, work on that. You think you are. You know, I'm going to fight you. I'll fight you right here on the beach. No one will know about it, huh? How about I put you in that water? You wear that helmet. Hang on, let me get this marble out of my mouth. Oh, that's better. I'm so glad I did that. Anyway, as I was saying, as the crow flies, this is a sexless marriage. I can't remember the kid's name. I'm sorry. You know, Glasses, what's his name? Disappointment.
Johnny Full Rise. I don't know. Ben. Toto. Whatever. I don't know. Daddy's biggest regret. Whatever. And by the way, who's watching our son? I made this tank top myself. With fingernail clippers. This is as mad as you get. Wow. Rocky, can we buy Los Angeles? You do suck. I flutter, I flutter. I flutter, I flutter. I flutter, I flutter, I flutter. My bangs are getting in my eyes. I'm drifting in and out. I'm really not listening. Yeah, I get it. It's your Oscar scene, all right? I'm high on cocaine. I flutter, I flutter. The only reason why you got this job is because you're shorter than me. Well, that and it related to Coppola. Let me ask you something. Who's prettier, me or you? Do you think Coppola will direct stop or my mom will shoot?
Who in the dark, Crystal? Wow. Jeez. I think so, though. And I don't mean like, you know, the broad, that Muppet thing that started it. I mean like one of those big elephant things. Yeah, the Skeksis. I was topped. Get out. You have to leave now. Get out. You and your flannel pajamas, get out of here. Jeez. Your flannies. It tastes like garlic, you dumb broad. Get out of here. And what's with those ears? Are those real? Who's wearing the helmet? Your hair smells like my fats. Man, you smell like cannoli. I'm serious this time. So I'm wearing this neck brace. I run with an ascot. We got to get out of here. That drug deal went horrible. Oh, I missed. I'll kill you. No, you just punched him. How do you do that?
One, two, three, five, six, seven. What? Put your hands on my hips. Oh, you're so cool. You're never going to be able to get on Dancing with the Stars. Okay. Yeah, beat up that pool. You don't know Michael Phelps. It was the worst. Yeah, the whole worst. I was doing the breaststroke. I really love the Steelers. Slow down, Chantal. Slow motion boobs are the best. Okay, Sky, relax. Sky, relax. Sky, can you YouTube that? I'm going to be busy this weekend. Wow. Okay. Eddie, did they ever make a movie just about Apollo?
I could borrow this DVD. Okay, here we go. Do you have Apollo 3? Can you get the guy on the right off the screen? Yes. Can we crop this film? Oh, here we go. Now we're talking. Yes, baby. All right. Hit me. Wait. Hilarious. Pause. This is the motivational part of the movie. The headband doesn't make you comfortable. Okay. What about the half top, though? Dude, jazzercise, really? Yeah. Hey, Apollo's wearing a rainbow tank top. Thumbs up. Look at that butterfly. Elmo! Rocky, he's drunk. Now you're ready. All right. All right. Oh, yes. Oh, hello. Tickle me, Elmo.
Let's do this. Where's Roman Oban when you need him? Is Apollo African for hot? Oh, impossible. Literally impossible. Yay! En garde! Wow. That's another carnation convention. The mics are the mics. Go Rocky. Enough jibba jabba. I'm going to stab him. Your style is impregnable. Why did you bring your path rope? Yeah, my mother. Her vagina.
Whatever. I like that guy. That was Mikey's Uncle Carlo. He's had too many Michelobes. What's your prediction for the fight? Pain. Yes, prediction. What'd you call me? What's prediction mean? Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome. Who's that guy? Whoa, whoa. Smokey Robinson, come here. Quick word. Take a good look at my face. Rocky, time to put your underwear on. Here, I got you something. Yeah, I brought you a cake. It's like the American flag. You want me to put those on? Did you wash these? That's really sentimental. Kiss me. Hey, Apollo, I'm from Canada. Hey, Rock, my mustache tickles when I kiss. Come here. This shirt is too tight for me. Yeah. Shut up, you drunk. Why are you here? Why is Rocky written in toothpaste on the back of their... That's all they had. That's all they had. Oh, RuPaul was there. RuPaul in the audience. Can you believe that? RuPaul is in the crowd tonight. This is pre-op. Okay.
I don't even know what that means. There's a litter box in the ring for him. That's weird. All right, Rock, you're going to fight these four Marines. What are they doing? Oh, here comes Mr. T, everybody. My style, is it? No. Oh, he killed you. Oh. Oh. That was my calendar. Maury, I told you not to step an eye. Yeah. Get out of here, Saul. First name, mister. Middle name, period. Last name, T. He's too ugly. Don't look. Who are you calling, boy? He's a hothead. Just like rocks. I like him. I like him. Is that Joe Donahue calling you, actually? Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Just Smurfs jumped in the ring. Smurf fight. Snoop-a-loop. Bring your blue outfit.
Is it the font? Good to see him in this movie. It's tight. So are his shirts. Hey, Quinn in the Nile, how's it going over there? Sky's pretty relaxed. Love your street. Avenue, actually. Nice tux. Those shorts are so tight I can tell what religion he is. All right. Lou Ferrigno, I told you he was. You're right, Rob. He was reffing it. Okay, guys. You know what you got to do? I want a nice, clean fight. Hey, yo, your breast smells like latex. Wow. What's up? I just want to get my boob on. Wow, that was a great comeback, Rocky. Go for it. I know you are, but what am I? I'm rubber your glue. What's your name again?
Thanks, Lando. She's at a different fight. She's watching Cats. Yeah. Well, I mean, it looks like the exact same fight. What did he learn? He's got new shorts. Did he watch any black and white film or not? Nice Bruce Lee sound effects, by the way. This is absolutely the worst display of boxing I've ever seen. Are they allergic to defense? Go for the guillotine. Bring back Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Clubber's really going for it now. I'll make you pee blood. Oh. Oh, wow. Wow. Was there a lion sound effect in there? Something like it. Oh, fight's over. Is that Sammy Davis Jr.?
Turns out I was actually Mr. T eating Boy Blender's face. I want peanut butter. Oh. Hey, hey. It looks like Clubber's in better shape. Didn't you see the training montage? Yeah, please. Come on, Mike. Would that mean nothing to you? Hey, Ruff, nice bow tie. Passes or blue? Oh. Oh, no. Stop bow tactics. He's got you. Oh, that's not fair. Disqualify him. How did Nipsey Russell get in that corner? It's called boxing. Hello. Well, you should have seen that coming. Throw in the towel. Uh-oh. I don't want to live in the burbs. Bye, Clubber Lang. Sweat pits.
I thought he was supposed to get better. What happened? Rocky, work on your technique. Give up on the butterfly. It's not working out. Playing racquetball and doing the butterfly. Quit jazzercising so much. Yeah, you are. I think you're cut. I think you're cut. Stop yelling at me. You're not my dad. You're my real dad. Ben. Oh, what is that? You got fights in there? What's in that thing? I wear Stetson. Why'd you just spray me with that? There's one dark Italian I'm fighting. What do you think he tits? Yeah. Well, I hear the music getting better. That must mean I'm going to win. Yeah, when the music starts to reach a crescendo. Jay almost hurt himself. I'm going to hit you in the vast difference.
Who had more heart? Don't you touch my mohawk. Leonidas or Rocky? All right, Rocky or the Fonz? Fonz. All right, Clubber Lang or Pinky Tuscadero? Rock, go like this. What does that prove? You're a great punching bag. Rocky, let him eat you more. Rocky, take a dive. If you die in the ring, I get the whole estate. Rocky, if you're going to fight like this, you're going to have Alzheimer's at 30. In a very unrealistic way, he's lifting him off the canvas. It doesn't look like he's just popping his head back at all. It looks like Mike Tyson's punch ass. Right hook.
Right hook. Uppercut. Uppercut. Okay, okay. All right. Thank you. Bruce Lee. It's like chopping down a tree rock. I like the glaze that Mr. T has on. No kidding. Oh, they both. Are you going to fall down again? Oh, you can count. I can't even believe it. Wait, he won? Yeah. Thank you, guys. Sky was just whispering that to me. Arrest her. Rocky, I bet on Clubber. Oh, no. Oh, that's bad. Smell that, Pauly. What's going on? We'll find out what the favor is. Oh, well, hello. Thank you. Thank you.
Yo, Paul, you ever heard of this thing called YouTube? Yeah. We're going to have a boob off? What are we doing here? Why are we wearing this, huh? Oh, you wear rubber underwear, too. Cool. Springtime's not young. Whoa. That's the same thing. It's no different. Our piece is made out of gummy bears. Thank you. Can somebody tell them you can wear shorts over that? Boy, I'm really overdoing it, protecting my testicles, aren't I? Look out, man. I had sex with Adrian. All right. Oh, wow. I thought I should let you know. And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. Rocky III. Rocky III. Another one in the books.
Now we get to watch a three-hour movie. Oh, perfect. How you doing, Sean? Great. How was your name? Best. The best. Hey, guys, I just want to let you know Jay's hair is still hanging in there. Yeah. Looking good. Greasy. You're welcome. It's disgusting. Sean, that's only because you're a germaphobe. Mike, do you want to play a little clip here in between movies? Yeah, Zeth, are you going to have to let it know how to do that? Go get that thing ready. Did Ashley go home? Is she still editing? She was supposed to come in. Do it. Don't let this happen. Hey, you can do it. Sky, how you doing? Mike, I'm great. Did you see Apollo's crotch region? Whatever. Man, I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight.
I like black guys. Yeah, we get it. You can find them at the mall. I've got a craving for a chocolate-covered banana. Anyone got one? Ayo? All right, guys, well, we'll see you later. I'm glad you all came out. Rob, you ruined it for all of us. Yeah, way to go, Rob. You haven't seen him sell those at the street fest? Weirdos. What's going on? All right, you guys, replays ready when you are. Oh, Tony Burton wasn't. Yes. Can you hear me? Mr. T. Hogan. All right, so we're going to play a best of bit. We're going to play a best of bit, and then we're going to come back, and we're going to watch Donut. We're just waiting for Zethi and Oates to hit the thing. You can go any slower. That's beautiful. Oh, my goodness. That's just moving and gorgeous. Oh, for goodness sake. I already feel different.
Eddie just blew Sky a kiss. Be cool, Eddie. Well, because today is I Don't Like It When, and for the first time it's between Sky and Eddie. And if you've never heard, well, the reason Sky that he's been waiting for is because it's cleansing. Well, we have a very tumultuous relationship. And so, you know, I feel like this is going to help us figure each other out. Okay, lay down the ground rules, Mike, because I don't want this getting out of control. No problem. I Don't Like It When is... Well, it's a technique used by psychologists to get couples to come back together. And I decided that we would use it here on the show with a show member since we're all best friends. We have seven people on the show. We're all best friends, and we're very dysfunctional. We're a very, very dysfunctional show, group of friends, family. And so from time to time, we do this thing called I Don't Like It When.
And, like, I'll be honest with you. Right now, something dysfunctional is happening. Eddie looked into the studio across from us where Ashley is and wondered, what is she up to? She's not paying attention, and she's doing some sort of work, and I wish she would check back in. But she's busy. Just during the show. Yeah, you know. And so, but. That's for another time. That'll be for... I have some for her, too. No, no, Eddie. This is right now... Okay, okay. Right now, it's Skye and Eddie are going to do... I don't like him. Now, what they do is they take turns. They take turns. Hang on. Let him lay down the rules. I feel like Michael Vick, and I'm just trying to control you right now, and you are ready. Let me loose. Don't loose, Mike. I taste blood. Tell him the rules. The idea is, Eddie, that this is a healing process, and what you do is you... Get to it. You tell each other, Sky or Eddie, I don't like it when. And then you say what it is that they do that you don't like. Right. And the other person is allowed when you're done to explain. Maybe there's a reason that they were doing this.
And they got to say thank you, right? Oh, they have to say thank you. That is a part of the process. They have to say thank you. And after you say thank you, you are allowed to explain that particular behavior. It doesn't mean that they have to accept it. It means it gives context to maybe why you're doing it. And then you have healing. Yeah. That's awesome. Eddie, we'll start with you. Okay. Sky, I don't like it when you won't try normal foods. And act like we're putting poison in front of you. And pretend to regurgitate. And act like a... She does that. Act like a what? No, don't answer that. Drama mama. She does. She acts like... She acts like a drama mama. Name Colin. I don't like it one. I say, listen, there has to be a mediator. I'm trying to... I don't think I said anything unfair. Sky. Thank you, Eddie. You're welcome. Get him, Sky!
No, no, no. You can explain yourself. You can explain. Well, it's interesting, Mike, because I don't like it when. Oh, a rebuttal. Oh, no. Eddie tries to force me to eat things just because he likes them. That means the rest of the world must like them. It's normal food. Hey. I'm sorry. That's not what you're supposed to say. Thank you. It's normal food. Uh-oh. For you. For the world. For you. Too creamy. Too creamy. Oh, gosh. She just said during the break. Did she say thank you? Did she say thank you? Yes, she did. Mike, tell her what she said during the break about the cheese. You're not allowed to get Mike in the middle of it. I'm just going to.