The Mikey Show Podcast - Episode 18
ThanksgivingTwilightyamsSky 2 dogNew Kids on the Block concertbowling vs paintballAshley Cheetos challenge91X incidentthird‑day showcat videoloop suggestionHarry Potter
The hosts kicked off the Thanksgiving episode by sharing what they're thankful for, with the host professing a Twilight obsession and wanting to be a vampire. Sky 2, the host's dog, called in to complain about being levitated with a wand, forced to watch Harry Potter, and wearing a leash. Danny revealed his thankful list, mentioning strippers, free porn, and websites like SteakAndCheese.com and NKOTB.com. The group reminisced about the New Kids on the Block concert, detailing Danny's crush on Donnie Wahlberg, the band's breakdancing, and a rumor of Danny breaking his hip. They voted on a future activity, choosing bowling over paintball after a humorous ham vs lemon showdown. The show featured a bizarre Ashley Cheetos eating challenge meltdown where she attacked the host with Cheetos after losing. A memorable segment involved a 91X Morning Show clip where a Mikey Show fan named Don Don confronted interviewers with a guitar case covered in stickers, calling them faggots. The episode closed with plans for a third‑day show at Rock Church, a loop suggestion, and a cat video that Danny loved.
What happened, in order
Thanksgiving Thanks & Twilight Obsession
The host opens the show sharing what they're thankful for, revealing an addiction to Twilight and a desire to become a vampire.
Sky 2 the Dog's Complaints
Sky 2 calls in to complain about being levitated with a wand, forced to watch Harry Potter, and wearing a leash while his master reads to him.
Danny's Thankful List
Danny shares his thankful items, mentioning strippers, free porn, and websites like SteakAndCheese.com and NKOTB.com.
Donnie Wahlberg Crush Story
Danny recounts his seventh‑grade crush on Donnie Wahlberg, the New Kids on the Block concert, the band's breakdancing, and a rumor of Danny breaking his hip.
Bowling vs Paintball Vote
The group debates future activities, ultimately choosing bowling over paintball after a humorous ham versus lemon showdown.
Loop Suggestion for Third‑Day Show
Someone suggests putting the upcoming third‑day show at Rock Church on loop so fans can see who else is attending.
Danny's Favorite Cat Video
Danny highlights a cute cat video from the Mikey Show as his favorite pet clip of the day.
Ashley's Cheetos Challenge Meltdown
Ashley loses a Cheetos eating challenge, erupts into a meltdown, and attacks the host with Cheetos after the video is shown.
91X Morning Show Don Don Confrontation
A Mikey Show fan named Don Don interrupts a 91X Morning Show interview, calls the hosts faggots, and sparks a heated exchange about stereotypes.
People mentioned
Boston RobSanjayaDannyPuma PeachesQuimbySpace BoySamJJSky 2PewIron ManKung FuB-RobDonnie Wahlberg
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This is the P1 Podcast for November 26, 2008. It's like being in heaven. Oh, yes. Welcome to the program podcast, ladies and gentlemen. That is like being in heaven right there. Yes, it is. And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Thanksgiving podcast, episode 18. It's that time of year.
Thank you, Boston Rob. Thank you, Rob. Thank you. Thank you. He called in just to sing that. So here we are today, and we got five of us today, which is dope. Sanjaya's back in the heezy for sheezy. Yahoo! Yay. That deserves a round of applause. I do agree. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. And in addition to Sanjaya being back in the house, we got P1, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hello. Hi. Hi. We also have a Puma Peaches. Hola. What up, girl? And then, you know, that dude over there, the one, the only, uh, boy. Hey, Quimby. Hi, Space Boy. Hey, Danny. Hi. Hey, Peaches. Hi. Hey, Sam, JJ. Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. And I thought it'd be cool this week to kind of, uh, go around the room and see what we're thankful for around here. I'll tell you right now, I'm thankful for the book Twilight. Yes. It is the crank and heroin of all books. I'm addicted, and I would like to get bit. Thank you very much. I want to be a vampire. I said it. What do you want? I want to drink your blood. Hey, I'm Peaches. What are you thankful for this year, girl?
Oh, well, Quimby, like they say in the days of pilgrims and Indians, the days of yore. The 1842, right? Yes, okay. I am thankful for the two ams, yam and am. Oh, yummy. How do you take your yams? Oh, straight up with brown sugar. Oh, yeah. Lots of butter. Oh, dude, it's the only way to do it. And some marshy. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just like being in heaven. And speaking of heaven, to dry up. What are you thankful for this year, sir? Really? Yeah. I'm thankful for being in this room with you guys. Aww. I missed you guys. You're such a liar. No. As the cross was, you know? Yeah, exactly. And Space Boy, what are you thankful for this year, sir? I am thankful for Sky 2. Aww. Speaking of which, we have somebody on hold. Hello, special guest caller.
Ah, yes. Hello, hello. This is Pew and Space Boys Dog, Sky 2. Hello, Master. Yes, hello, Sky 2. Hello. Hello, hello. We'd like to log them. Oh, no. Here we go. First of all, Master, why do I not have a toy ham? Like the woman I was named for. Tell me now. How did you get this number? Well. We're going to have words. First of all, I am sick and tired of you waving that wand at me, trying to levitate me. Wingardium Leviosa. You're not going to do it anymore. I'm tired of your wand. Wingardium Leviosa rock. I'm also tired of you locking in the room when you're making love to my mommy. Well, you're actually on the bed with us, so I don't know. I'm not a fan of it. Just sleeping. I don't like it when you put the leash on me and make me watch. It's not fun. How dare you. Also, I'm tired of you reading me Harry Potter to go to sleep. Would you prefer that lame book, Twilight?
Yeah! Nice! No, I'd actually prefer an Oprah's Book Club book. Aw, poor Sky. I'm sorry you have to read that Harry Potter all the time. No, actually, it's quite all right. I love my master. He's so good to me. I'm actually calling from 1942. All the way to 1942. Well, I've got to go. I must lay back down in my kennel and wait for the reading of Harry Potter later tonight. And poo all over my sheets. Yes, yes. No! more sexual watching. Thank you. Let's talk to you later on Sky 2. She is very opinionated. Why do you reach your dog Harry Potter to sleep, bro? What kind of a master are you? I'm going to be training books here in a little bit. So, Danny, what are you thankful for this year, senor? For beans and tacos?
Yeah, you're right. But what else are you really thankful for? For reals. I don't want to say. What, strippers? I mean, it's okay. Porn that you don't think about? Free porn. No, no, please. No, not this again. Yeah. What's the website? Pewinsite.com. No. Would you do me or not? You're thankful for SteakAndCheese.com? Ew. NKOTB.com? Yes. No. Opposite. You are all into it. Opposite. Speaking of NKOTV. Uh-oh. Me and the space boy and the space wife attended the NKOTV concert last night. It was so awesome. You guys are horrible people. Listen, this is actual audio from the concert last night. Horrible. No, it's so good. That sounds so horrible. Okay. This is good. Yeah, I was
Cool. Okay. First of all, I felt like part of the concert was designed by Boston Rob. Because they played that song from the Departed when it's the Boston Rob show. Yeah. The Dropkick Murphy song. Like, just out of the blue, they played that for a little video segment they were doing. And they had everything Boston, like, playing up on the screen. You realize they're from Boston. Yeah, I know. Beantown. Okay. They're from Worcester. They came out in like full-on Celtic jerseys. Yes, for the encore. I saw the pictures. It was so cool. And then at one point, okay, first of all, panties and bras. Flying. Mine had the same. That's accurate. Mine had the same. Because they came to like the back of the Cox Arena. No way. Yeah. The Cox Arena. Yeah. Although it was filled with all vaginas. That is true. Ratio was 10 girls for every one. No, no, no. Wait, Space Boy, you were there. Wait, Space Boy. Space Boy had the pick of the litter. I walked into the bathroom. I've been numerous.
Event of Cox Arena. Yeah. Walked into the bathroom. There were. Oh, hey boy. Prop 8. Including me. There were three guys in there. That's it. Yeah. The line for the women's out the door. Did you have to defend yourself when you were in the bathroom? And the other two guys were on roller skates? Yes. I don't win in the men's right now. Actually, we were all on roller skates. It was so funny. And it was so. It was like probably one of the greatest concerts I've ever been to. It was really good actually. Pyrotechnics. Confetti. Like when they came to the. the back of the arena, like, they were on this little, like, round table. I could see, like, if I had, like, flying powers, I could have just flown and just made out with Donnie's face, like, right there and there. Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. And it was so cool because Donnie was wearing this, like, diamond Swarovski crystal Pantera t-shirt with, like, this big pot leaf on it. So I gave him the international sign, like, my pointer finger and my thumb together went, like,
And he looked right at me, and he's like, what up? Yeah, dude. Oh, my gosh. It was the night of my life. I almost cried. I almost came to tears because there was one song they played that I used to listen to in the seventh grade, all of myself in my room. Like, totally fawning over this boy I had a major crush on in the seventh grade. Doodling his name all over your notebook as you're listening to it. With my name, with his last name. Oh, yes. Practicing your signature when you got married one day. Yeah, I had pictures of Donnie Wahlberg all over my room, and I had one right next to my bed so I could turn over and look at Donnie before I went to sleep at night. Last thing you think about before you go to bed. Yeah, it was like seeing the boy you had a crush on. It's all dirty. All those feelings just came rushing back because they're hotter than they were before. That's disgusting. And Danny of the New Kids on the Block was breakdancing, so they didn't come out with walkers and canes like Danny was saying they would. I heard a story this morning that he ended up in the hospital with a broken hip. Yeah, I heard he broke his hip. Not at all, dude. 1989 to 1991 were some of the greatest. I was born in 1987. Ew. You're a kid. So actually, I was crying yesterday, too. Yes, he was. Because one of the guys in the band looks like a monkey.
And Quimby made this monkey face to me, and I seriously was howling with laughter for about five minutes, and my eyes were teary. It was awesome. You could hear his laughter over thousands of screaming chicks, dude. It was so awesome. Do you have that picture of me making the monkey face? Oh, yeah, I have it. You have to put that on Pew and Sight. Done and done. You have to. I don't even care how retarded I looked. It was great. Anybody else do anything cool over the week? Anything else great happen? That was me, actually, on last weekend. I was partying hard. Actually, no, it wasn't. I lost it. I was trying to make a joke, but I failed. Well, that's nothing new. PFF? That's your girl. PFF? That is your girl. PFF. All right, whatever donkey show joke, whatever that was.
You got to feel the moment. Everybody has their moment. At least I didn't say nothing. At least I just got hung up on. Yeah. Sanjaya, did you do anything cool over the last week? No, not really. I've taken up, you know, boxing. Yeah. Nice. I'm doing that, so I'm kind of sore. It's been really fun. Have you been punching, like, meat in a meat cooler? Yeah. It's like being in heaven. Yeah, it's exactly like being in heaven. No, I got a personal trainer and everything. Whoa. Check you out. Oh, my gosh. He's actually a friend of mine, so he trains me for free with other guys and stuff. You know, we spar. That is sick. Are you going to fight professionally? Yeah. Can I bet on you? Yeah, in my freaking – To lose? With a cane and stuff, yeah. No. By the time that happens. He's going to have, like, nuts and bolts in his boxing gloves. That's right. Bam, in your face. Razor blades. Danny, did anything exciting happen in your life over last week? Uh-uh. What? Why do you leave such a – Danny right now, for those of you not in the room, Danny's like on the computer. I'm busy. Leave me alone. Hey, we're doing this thing called the podcast. Give me a pep. He's actually like watching Cloverfield. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, that's how busy he is. Oh, so he's talking to Mr. Sky.
Sorry, Danny. We didn't mean to interrupt you with our little podcast. He has started to speak in binary code. I know. Going on. Speaking of. Damn it. You are the worst. And my favorite. And the best. I love you so much. So, yeah. Mike lent me a DVD of the guy who holds the. World Championship for Donkey Kong. And I will beat him. You're getting into Donkey Kong? Yeah, dude. Oh, really? Yeah, dude. So many jokes. Yeah. You're still Prop 8. Easy there. Well, speaking of Prop 8, let's take it over to our favorite website in all of America, also known as Boonsight.com.
What is yourself enough to do with the P1 site? The new Statue of Liberty, Aunt Jemima, or what? Aunt Jemima. Hey there, Jemima. It's like I'm on Star Trek. Sulu. Baby up, Scotty. Ooh, look at me, look at me. I take a beautiful picture. Ah, it's my favorite Helen Keller version. Me. So, P1site.com. A lot of stuff that we're talking about on the site. Go to the announcement section. You can find out lots of stuff about what we'd like to do. First off, we'd like to give a big high five and a big thank you to P1 Kung Fu. Yes. For taking in B-Rob's gifts to the studio. We got him a few cool, like, Boston t-shirts. Prosthetic lemon. Whoa. What was that? What do you write? Right?
But no, we got, she got B-Rob a fake lemon from Michael's. And we got him a gas card, a carton of cigarettes, and some Dunkin' Donuts coffee. He was very, very helpful. What was that? He was very thankful. Leprechauns? Yeah, Leprechauns. Were you trying to say happy and thankful? Yes, yes. It just blended together as one. You're going to have an intervention deal. That's cool, baby. Get me awfully well. We all love you. I'm so sorry. I'm addicted to Stacey's peanut chips. But we love you, Kung Fu. And when you listen to this, you'll feel great because we love you. And let's see. Also, in the announcement section, we're trying to determine if we're actually going to go paintballing or just have another P1 bowling night. Danny, what's the haps on that? I actually haven't said anything up until now so we can have this conversation on the air. The five of us. Cool.
Okay, so we can all decide as five what we should do. Right here, right now. Right here, right now. Bowling is fun. What's up? Bowling is fun. Bowling is cheaper than the $25. And then that guy, P1 Hitman, claims that it's not going to be $25. That's what, yeah. That's what general consensus is. So, I vote. Bowling nights are such a hit, and they're always so much fun. And apparently, Peaches is a little scared of paintball guns. Oh, really? Oh, this is Kelly. You're scared of a gun, really. They leave wealth on you. Size of quarters. Actually, I got a bruise that turned out to be the size of like a silver dollar. It's not that bad. I've only had this for like two weeks. It just took skin off. Do you see this epidermis? Okay, this is pristine. I don't want to be messing with this. Listen to her. Yes, and in the times of this economy, I can guarantee you bowling is always $16. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, dude. Well, then, let's take a vote. All those for bowling, say yay. Say ham. All those for bowling, can I get a ham? Ham. People didn't say anything. Okay. Those for paintball, say lemon. Aw, what are you, is that now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it looks like it is decided we are going to do another P1 bowling night in two weeks. Is it two weeks? Whatever happened to the skating? Skating? What? Roller skating? Oh, there's a P1. I won't say his name. Initials are P1AO. P1AO. We were supposed to get the info to set this up. I got a private message from him, and he's like, I'm about to get that info for you. I'll send you a private message. That was like, what, three months ago? Never. Oh, no. Well, here's the weird part about it. Either we can only do it on a weeknight. Yeah. From like 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. And a lot of people don't really do weeknight stuff. Right. Or we could do it at midnight until 3 in the morning on like a Friday. F that. Yeah. Yeah, because the roller doobie girls are there.
Yeah, they have the practice, the derby girls. The derby dolls, yeah. Derby dolls, whatever. Yeah, so. So, I think bowling might work a little bit better. Yeah, but we are going to have a boomers night in January. We are? Yeah. For minors. Yeah. Like, Iron Man set that one up. Yeah, Iron Man set it up. Iron Man set it up. No, but there was a lot of interest in the thread he started on boomers. Where is it? Well, there's one up here in North County. No, no, no. Like, where is it going to be? Well. Everybody who has said yes seems to be in the North County, and I don't want people bitching out because they don't want to drive to Claremont. How about driving to San Diego for Boomer, dude? Whoa. Jesus. We'll fly down there. Gas is expensive. Oh, yeah? No, okay. I didn't have the balls to say this on the site. You have balls? I'm so confused right now. Yes, but I narrowed them off, so I don't have them anymore. Yeah, that's pertaining to a conversation. We have no again. Oh my God. Sorry, bro. Sorry about it. Sorry, Sanjaya did not. Oh, she said his name. No. Dang. What better Sanjaya in space for? I mean, I mean, what was your point? What's your point? Okay, sorry. I was just going to say. I recommend it. And then go for a jug. Yeah. In the heat.
In a sauna, actually. In a jacuzzi. Okay, what were you trying to say? Anyway. So you didn't have the balls until now to say. To say that I'm not 12, so I don't want to go to boomers. But mini golf is the S. Boomers is so cheap. They have like a package deal where you get a bunch of tokens, mini golf, and either the bumper boats or the go-karts. You can't bump on the cars, though, dude. They're chill. They won't know. Dude, after K1 speed, those things are like... Yeah, yeah. It's chill. I'll get out and run fast. But hey, you know what? We'd whack your engines. Let me just state this. We do need to cater to the under-21 crowd. You know what I mean? We gotta do something for them. Really? Yeah. Really? Sorry. Sorry. I'm not P1 elitist. P1 Hall of Fame. P1 Climby. I wear my jacket in the hot sauna. Oh, my God, you guys. Oh, my God. I got a story. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be the host. No. I'm not trying to be the host, you guys, but this is worth it. Okay. Okay. Bring it. Sing it. Don't bring it. All right. So, okay. So, my friend goes on this dating site. All right.
Okay. And she hasn't checked it in a while. And she randomly logs in. Okay. And guess it brought up three random guys that I thought she'd be compatible with. And guess who was the person? Paparazzi. No. Paparazzi. No, she did not. Rad. And it was this bio about how much he loves hugs. Oh, I killed Danny. Microphones are falling down. The earth has stopped spinning. Mine. And monkeys have flown out of my brain. I have a JPEG on my work computer. Danny's in tears. Of his bio. I just want to give as much as I can. And I love hugs. And I emailed it to Sky. He said, I love hugs. Hug it out. And I emailed it to Sky. And men. I emailed it to Sky. And Sky was like, I love hugs. What kind of guy says that? No. No.
That's it. I'm done. I'm sorry. I'll be quiet now. But I thought that was worth it to mention. And my friend was like, you better get your ass over to my cubicle right now. I'm Googling on they.com what hugs mean. It means sex with penetration. Well, that is funny tonight. My gosh. That's weird. Dude, it's crazy, right? Wow. Also in announcements, how about that third day show? It's on my birthday at the Rock Church. That was a good one, honey. We're going to go see them. That was genius. Oh, my God. I have an email to write. But I didn't want to exploit them on the end. We just threw into the bus for the podcast. We work for peanuts. Screw it. You're smart. Wait a second. Can we backtrack a little? Oh, no. Let's just finish this point here. Oh, my God. I have questions. Go into the announcement section. There's the third-day show coming up at the Rock Church. There's varying ticket prices. It looks so weird. And if you're going to get... Just put it on loop, dude. You're all in a map. What?
Just put it on the loop, dude. Yeah, if you want to see who else is going, you can go into that thread and check it out. Okay, backtrack. What do you want to say, Danny? Let's do it. So did your friend write back? Please tell me she wrote back. No, it was more like an automated email. So it's just like, you're compatible with this person. Right. And there he was, and she's all, you better get your ass over into my cubicle right now. Can we get access to her account? I will. Wait, oh, I have. Can we say what side it's on? Dude, I don't know. Like, I know what it is, but I don't want to say it. Can I write it down? Yes. Okay. There you go. Don't say it on the podcast, but I'll write it down. Okay. Breaking news. Like, if we said news feed, it would be going right across the bottom of the stage. This is great. What the hell is that? I can't say it. And his name. Okay.
And his name is like... Cupid. Shoot your arrow. And his name is like something really weird. It's not Brad. Maverick. No, it's like Galvin something. Like Galvin. Gavin Rossdale. No. Brad Pitt. No, I have the picture, though, of his page. And I send it to Scott. Is he naked? It's actually the picture that was taken in your kitchen. Oh, weird. So you're sure it's him? I'm pretty sure there's only one guy that looks like that. Is his name receding hairline McGeeve? Oh, my God. Is it early male pattern? Oh, my God. No, I feel bad that I interrupted, but I just remembered that I had an epiphany I had to share. I figured it was worth it. I'm sorry. That is so rad. Hey, you guys, we got a random debate for you. Is paparazzi on this side or this side? Oh, God. Oh, my God. You know he's on more than one, dude. He's all on Craigslist. So, speaking of the Mikey Show, I heard a random stat that rape has gone up in San Diego. Solely because of P1 paparazzi? Is that what you're trying to say? I don't say. Danny's face. I didn't say that, dude. You're the one who's saying that. Connect the dots. Okay. OJ, White Bronco. We figured that one out, too. I give up. I'm trying to host the show. I'm trying to schedule. I'm sorry. The wheels are falling off.
I love it. Okay. This is the best. Okay. Anyways. Random. Random debate. Are you ready for this? Yes. Are Danny's Daily Archives ponying the Mikey Show daily podcast? Talk about it. Is that a debate or just a statement? I should just take away the question mark, dude. Like, I have the source. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Let's go around the room first because you obviously have inside information. Yeah. What do you guys think? Should I go first? Yeah, sure. Bring it. I don't want to like, but I think there's like pros and cons to each one. I think what's awesome is like with Danny, you can download like the whole show and then like have that. I mean, I just fast forward the commercial. That's not a big deal.
But then with the Mikey show, it's like the pro with that. It's like it's broken up by break. So like if you liked a particular break, like I just wanted to hear the break of Ashley's mom calling in. So that was cool. But at the same time, it's also kind of annoying to like download multiple MP3s. Like with Danny's, it's kind of nice. You can download one whole one. Well, the Mikey show daily updates are not on iTunes anymore. It's harsh. Well, that was my question. Yeah. It's kind of hard to listen to it when they're not being posted. Yeah. Like, you have to go to their website, download it, save it into your iTunes, and then put it in order yourself. No way. Yeah. I know why they're doing it. No. Never mind. And I've been told because their web guy isn't, like, taking the MP3 she posts on their page and, like, shooting it into iTunes. They can't do anything about it. It's not that hard. Well, I don't know. The problem is consistency. and they're consistently inconsistent where they're missing breaks or they start the recording 15 minutes after. Take, for instance, the last time that they were on the air, they didn't post the last 45 minutes. Really? So I have most of the show, but I can't listen in the last five minutes. Really? Yeah. That's harsh. I'm glad you still do the daily archives because at first I'm like, oh, Dan, he's on the hook. He doesn't have to record. Oh, I was so stoked. I heard that. People were freaking out like, oh, people thought he was going to die.
I was like, hell yeah, I don't have to wake up anymore. And then edit it after work, but they suck. You're so sweet. Web guy sucks. You're an awesome person. You're an awesome person. Thank you for clearing that up. That's what my mommy said. Thank you for saying that. I'm glad you said that. Also, there are also two new sections of the site. We have the YouTube Clip of the Day section, which is awesome. Danny usually goes and finds some of those. What up? Oh. Hi. Two things. One, if I miss them, people can go on and post. I've been the only one posting them so far. Yeah. And two, was it ironic that they created their own section after we posted ours one day later? They were supposed to originally do that. It was purely coincidental because that's what they said initially when the site came up, that they were going to post every YouTube clip of the day. Really? Which is weird. But Danny also put a thread for suggestions. And there are some funny suggestions that people have found for YouTube clips of the day. Yeah. Like the news reporter I found who was in Africa when a cartel had, they were burning all these like fields of cocaine. That was hilarious. No, it was pot, wasn't it? It was pot. It was pot. Is that not staged or what? No, it's from BBC News.
Come on now. They're weird out there. Come on now. Have you ever watched London News? There's a laugh track. Yeah, because they pulled it from a British, like America's Funniest Home Videos. So that's where that's from. But I also found a little boy playing wee getting dry humped by his family dog. That's funny. That's wrong. The dog just comes in and it's just like. That's the explanation for Prop 8. So brutal, but go and check it out. It's a new, I've been bugging Danny about it forever, and we got it. It's fun times. Also, okay, we have a link, like, a section for P1 Movie Club, but you can't go inside of it. Why? Kung Fu just posted something. She, like, clicks on it and says she does not have access to enter that section of the site. Figure it out. Here, let me just pot it up right now. Pot it up. Listen to you.
Yeah. Let me just buffer this interweb. Yeah, let me just buffer the tube, and let's go see if this is true. What? Buffer the tube? I'm going to buffer the tube. Buffer the space? The face space? Here, P1 Movie Club. I'm going to face up the buffer. It says, you do not have the required permissions to read topics within this forum. You're such a liar. You do. You want to look at my screen, jerk? I'm looking at it, Danny. I don't have the required permissions. No. And neither does anybody else. No, yeah, they do. No, they don't. But anyways, we do have a movie club at P1's site. My pick last week was kind of a fail, and I'll admit it straight up. What is it? It's called The City of Lost Children. It's this weird-ass French flick. It is so strange. And I watched it myself, and I'm like, oh, my God. I really thought this was real hip when I was in college. Now I'm like, that was so weird I didn't even get it. But this week's pick was P1 Iron Man, and we're going to watch Gary Glenrock. Pokemon. Try it now, faggot. Hey, listen. Don't you drop your F words on me. Don't you gay bash me, sir. I don't like you. What was that like? Anyways, p1site.com. New drop. It's a great way to catch up with what is going on. What? I said p1site.com. It's a great way to catch up with what's going on in the P1 world. Oh, yeah. That's a cool site.
Yep. Whoever made that must be really sexy and strong. Actually not. He has sausage fingers. Shut up. Shut up. He doesn't like spell check. Whatever, dude. D-Money. Whatever, dude. I love you, dude. No, I hate you. What would I do every day if I didn't have P1site.com? Yeah, yeah. I appreciate you, Danny. Yeah. She does. What else would Peaches get like 3,000 posts? What's up? Hey. She's seriously going to beat me soon. 3,300. Dude, one day I logged into the site and they show the names of everybody who posts. Oh, God. And, like, every single thing was peaches. Every single one. Yes. I'm back with a vengeance. Oh, my God. Somebody got a lot of time on their hands. Must be. Yeah. Sinjai, what would you do with that P1 site, bro? You know, I'd probably jump off a bridge or something. You know, get the nair out. Yeah. Oh, dude. Cool it off on the way down. Facebook. Oh, gross. They're all flapping. Jump into salt water. Yeah. Float on them. There's a lot to talk about Mikey's show this week, you guys. Probably the biggest story coming out of the Mikey show this week was... He's a cat. Stop. He's a cat. I can't stop singing it. The video is so cute, too.
Danny's favorite pet in the world is a cat. Yes. That was one of my favorite YouTube clips of the day. And then there was this weird dog they had, which was on the soup the other day. This little dog is a YouTube sensation. It's like one of those real ugly Chinese dogs that they always have in the ugliest dog contest. Oh, yeah. Ashley has one of those. Yeah. That is not. It looks like a cheap Wawa. Cheap Wawa. A cheap Wawa. Okay. So you should get the weird dog. Play it, sir. It's trying to tell us something. I just think Ashley's eating cooking. It's having a seizure. It has paralyzed my tongue. It's allergic to Ashley's food and its tongue swallow. Yeah. Poor little kid. She's with his face looking watching the clip. Dude. They also had that. That dog is famous. It was on the soup this week. Oh, so funny.
Was it The Soup? Yeah, there's a show called The Soup on E! It's really great. Hosted by Joe McHale. Like, funniest thing on TV out there. Great. It used to be called Talk Soup. Yeah. Skunk Boy. That's a strange clip. Yeah, it creeps Peaches out. I don't like it. It's so cute. I love that dog. No, it's not. I want that dog from my best friend. Also, on The Mikey Show. Something very exciting happened, and it wasn't the cat flushing the toilet, Spaceboy. Damn it. All of the B-Rob songs were put up for download for 12 hours on the site. I now have a playlist called B-Rob songs. Yep. My most favorite one is the pub that is written in B-Rob. What are you guys' favorites? Talk about it. Yeah? When I fought. That's like my favorite.
Only because of how he goes fat. His accent. Jaya, you got a favorite? I like the Brady song. I love that song. I actually like any of the songs that are to the Cheers backup music. That's like half of them. I never realized how many there truly were. There was one about Sky forgetting her husband's birthday. I forgot all about that song. Some of those I was like, where did that come from? Like the Bolts on Parade. I didn't realize he wrote so many songs about how much he loves the freaking Chargers. There's like three Chargers songs on there or something like that. Yeah. So cool. I made you from Chinese food. Yeah. Do you have any favorites, Danny Boy? Yeah. It's called Awkward Around You. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Also known as Lost All My Game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet job of mine, though. It's his first one and the part where he talks about punching Bobby kernels in the face We laughed so hard. Oh, it's so good Every single song
job oh my i like who stole my churro as well that's a fun one they're all funny i love them all but there was a few missing which spaceway pointed out quite quickly via im from his hotel room out of town in vegas within three minutes of them posting everything what did they miss uh well of course sweet job oh my yeah but they put it up yeah um ashley's brain was uh Suggested by Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. And the other one that everybody was looking for. That never was posted. Yeah. Well, they can't find it. Are you serious? I am to actually talk to her about it. She sent me a message asking me if I had it. I'm like, no, I don't have it. That's brutal, dude. Which song is it? I can't remember what it's called. You can't? It's Biz Drinking. Biz Drinking. That's the one. Thank you. It's his first single. Yeah, the first one. Isn't that on one of the best of CDs? I swear to God it was. I'll look right now. It was either on Pretty Sure or... We have research happening. If it was anywhere, it would be on Pretty Sure. I don't think it's on there. I don't think so. Well, maybe there's another one, but I... Brutal. Daniel buffered up and he'll find out right now. Yeah, he'll find out. While we're waiting for that, Ashley lost her eating challenge this week. Before we go past the Be Rob songs. Yeah.
I know they said 12 hours. Uh-oh. Here's where the cease and desist is going to come from. It's this very podcast. Go ahead, sir. No, not at all. Okay, go. Yeah. I was – I pat myself on the back too much, but I was smart enough to save the XML page, which they posted it on. It has all the direct links to all of their songs, which they never took down. So technically the songs are still up. So hopefully by the end of the week they will all be up on P1site.com until – they decided to take them off their site for real. You're a genius. And a hack. But we love you anyways. So technically, I'm not giving you anything that isn't available to you through them. Technically. Technically. Technically. When do you get that cease and desist letter? I want to see it. I want to see what one of those is about. That's all right. No, binge drinking is not on there. Dirty back was on. Oh, that's the one I was thinking of. I knew one of them was on there.
Yeah. That band is awesome. Yes, that band is quite awesome. Never really quite got the recognition that they deserved. Really? Yeah. I thought they got more. No. I'd love to hear that song again. Opening slot from Motley Crue. Genius will come out. I tried to be a groupie, but it didn't work. Terrible. We faded away. You should have worn a sailor hat. That could have got you backstage. Low blow. But back to what we're talking about, Ashley lost her Cheetos eating challenge. And then a meltdown. Oh, that was awesome. And then attacked the poor P1 with Cheetos. The video is available to you on MikeyShow.com, and it's funny. It's really funny. I like it when she gets all worked up and is like crying and stuff. Do you believe that it's real crying? No. No. Can I say one thing, though? What? Was anyone else hungry for Cheetos after that? Oh, my gosh. Dude. I went and bought some. Dude, I wanted to go to the vending machine, but they didn't have any in there. I totally got some. They were delicious. I didn't. Yeah, dude. You know what I thought was lame? They went with the baked Cheetos. Dude, it's all about the puffs. That's gross, dude. Dude. It's all about the Cheeto like asteroids. Asteroids. Yeah, they could have been 100 calorie packs. Cheeto bobs. So good. I don't even know what the heck you're talking about. It's like cheese balls. They're like dehydrated. Yeah. But they're tasty. No.
Do you guys like the flea and hot ones? Yes. Oh, no. God, dude, I can't. If it's your fingers red for like three days. Can't do it. That is like a Mexican food group, and I hate it. That with beer. Oh, that's right. I can say that I'm Mexican. No, you're not, remember? Shut up. I actually listened back to that podcast today. Yeah. Arriba! I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. Isn't that the one where I cried right after it was over because I felt I had insulted Danny and his race with people? I have a director's cut where that's actually still on there. I just laugh every time. Oh, my God. Please post that. Oh, speaking of. Yeah. We're about to hit 20 episodes pretty soon. All right. Can we release the crying episode that we edited? I'm throwing her under the bus right now. I think we can do something with that. Yes. Please do. We can put out a special edition where me and Quimby do a duet singing some New Kids songs. No. Yes. No. Yes. I will. Get over it, Danny. New Kids just sucks, dude. That's because you were just being bored and you don't know it's cool. Sorry. It's not the fray. And I'm crying and cutting myself. You got beat up by Rebecca about that. You suck. Whatever. We got a whole bunch of extra bonus behind the scenes stuff we can.
air, such as nerd coming out of the closet. He says that every podcast. He's proud. Speaking of Ashley, she's got a new nickname. Yes. Boner. And if you ever watched Growing Parents, it's just extra funny. His name was Boner. Sucka. Poor girl, she's in the coffee lobby, and Eddie just out of nowhere calls her. Where does that come from? Growing Pages. Oh, never saw it. Okay, so, yeah, random debate. Boner or fart? Which nickname do you like better? Boner. Boner. I thought so. Boner. Boner is so funny, and it's so fitting. If you know Growing Pages. Boner. And you know the character Boner, he wasn't the sharpest tool. He was like the nerdy. He wasn't even nerdy. He was just like the goofy, can't pick up a chick friend who's like, I always thought he was horny. When I was a kid, I was like, is that what they call Boner? Goofy looking. Horny all the time. That guy's really goofy.
Isn't he from, like, Jersey or something? I wonder what ever happened to that guy. I know. We should do a Where Is He Now episode on Boulder. Look it up right now. Yeah. Behind the scenes. Oh, I'm being IMs right now. This is exciting, you guys. 1942. I sent you that like an hour ago. Well, it just popped up again. Who's IMing me? Oh, it says P1 site is live again on Stickcam. Stickcam. Good one. Actually, that was like an hour ago, too. No, I just got it again. No. Live. No, it sent me in again at 11.04 p.m. right now. No. Whatever. And let's see. What else? What else? What else? Another P1 site member. One trivia. Mr. P-H-I to the L-L-Y. Philly. Philly's finest. Congratulations to him. We love him. He brought in a sign with him that says restore traditional kiosk. Do you get it? Okay, that totally failed. Well, if you said what the sign actually said, then. I guess it says restore the traditional hit it. Yeah. There you go. Wow. Listen, I'm tired. Yeah. Can you read the news? I have to wake up five. Yeah. I can make my way through it. All right, cool. What are you guys doing? Let's talk about this. Huh? Nothing. What? No. Hey. Huh? Listen.
What? How about Skye's Roman shower? Talk about it. Oh, my God, dude. So here's the story. Let me just give you the story, and you guys can just go on. So dumb. So she goes to the Costa Spa, and she went there for a massage. And if you go there for a massage, you get all the services, like, all day long. They have something called a Roman shower where spa temperature water is... No more Yankee, my Winky. like, coming down upon you, and you get a second massage because of the pressure of the water. But, oh, boy, a Roman shower. How dirty does that sound? You mean the Roman open shower? Yes! I heard it's golden and delicious. Too many jokes. Dude, there's a part where Eddie said he was dying, and he said, you have to stop talking about it. There are too many jokes. When Sky said, You could either get a massage or a facial. Like, Eddie lost it. Jokes. Joke overload. I heard it also comes with a free pearl necklace. Oh! Wow. Oh! Hey! That was sautéed in wrong sauce. Smoking a pancake? Smoking a blend. Let's see. So, from the P1 answering machine, somebody came up with a pretty cool idea of how to interact.
with another vehicle with a P1 sticker on it. And the fist bump was like the first idea. So you say, I see you in your car. I'll be like, what up? Yes, we are listeners. Somebody thought it'd be cool to toast one another. Horrible idea. But there's a big problem with that. I tried that. If you post somebody, it looks like a fancy flip-off of sorts. And many P1s, after trying the toast, Colton reported getting flipped off by other P1s when they tried to toast him. So obviously people just aren't listening to that stuff. Can I just? Okay. Yeah, you can. Listening? You're doing it. Yeah. I hate my life. But I love you. You know that a lot of these people that have P1 stickers around here just got it because they wanted to get it. Free tattoo? Yeah, they wanted the free tattoo or whatever the prize was. They didn't get it. They never took it off their car. So they're really not P1s, which is a disappointment. This sucks, dude. I want to bond with somebody I've never met. Well, on the road, dude, how sick would that be? Right? You're like, oh, why not? P1's like, yeah. Try being me. I mean, come on. Oh, dude, this guy. Can I tell a story real quick? It's a real quick. Yeah.
We were at Fred's. Turns out he's on a sex page, too. A dating page. A dating page. Oh, man. No, just every time, like, we were at Fred's, he told this chick, oh, she's like, oh, you're a listener? What's your P1 name? Oh, I'm P1 Senchaya. Oh, yeah. You're, like, so famous. That's my baby. Yeah. It's like being in heaven. It is. Yeah, did you tell IMB and tell me you made five new friends? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, you know. Doing what? I said, you know, I said, go check out my MySpace. I got like five new P1 friends. Nothing. I'm just messing with you. He does that to me all the time. He'll send me like IMs, you know, saying like the most ridiculous things. About how cool I am? Like I have a rabbit named Obama. I really do. I really do. That's true. That's a true story.
So weird. Yogi tried humping it. Poor rabbit. He's so hard up. He's boating a rabbit. He bugs alone. So terrible. Let's see. What else we got? The Mikey Show is going to Vegas on December 12th for the season finale of The Ultimate Fire. How many of you are going? Okay. It would have been cool if we had crickets. working on it. Oh, you're going to voice yourself. I can't wait. It's your cricket. I love it. I love it. I love it. Two F bombs in a row. Step off the nuts. Wow, this is a family show. Dang, you'd kiss your wife with that mouth? So we are supposed to now proceed in a professional manner and not act like that. The wheels are falling off. The wheels are falling off.
Yes. So who wants to have a competition on Monday? Who wants to compete with me to be the first call to request Oh Holy Night? Anyone? Why would you do that? I love that song so much. The first call better be Carol of the Hands. Holy Night. It better be Carol of the Hands. Shut up. My dear Savior's birth. I'm personally also waiting for amazing. Nobody remembers that guy? No. Really? Dude, they played that. And he was all amazing. And there's a video of him like freaking waving his hands around. The guy who didn't know the words of the song. He just kept going. Yeah. And they had like a guy like helping him and coaching him. And yeah.
Sorry. You gotta fail to win, okay? Yeah, nothing can be as good as that pure paparazzi. And paparazzi is on a dating site. Thank you. Okay. Huh? Cupid. What? Hey, wait a minute. What? What? It's not Valentine's Day. It's Thanksgiving. He's on OKTurkey.com. OK Gobbler. OK Panini. You call him turkey. What kind of butter is this? I can't get enough of this panini. OK Prophet. Yeah. Is that your new phrase of the year? Prop 8 is... We need to replace Prop 8 with Brokeback. Prop Brokeback? The other way around? Prop Brokeback? No, we need... Instead of saying Brokeback, you say Prop 8. Yeah. Really? Prop 8 Mountain? You are very Prop 8. So you're very Prop 8, meaning you're against gay marriage. See, it seems to me trying to break this down to me last night because I tried to use that. Like, you are so Prop 8. He's like, against gay marriage? I am. Yeah. Totally. Look at me. You're here.
What about the New Kids concert? Can't have any of that. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Shut up. I love them. What do you want from me? It was a very special night. No. It was the greatest night of my life. No. It was. Stop. It really was. Stop. They looked so sexy. Stop. I wish I threw my panties on the stage. Shut up. It would have been awesome. Massy girl. It was raining drawers. It's raining drawers. And bras from thick. Victoria's Secret. I just grabbed my ta-tas. Dude. Joey ta-tas. Were there like, were there like granny panties like flying? No. They were like hot pink, purple. There were a lot of very pretty girls there. But then again, also a lot of girls dressed like the late 80s, which was actually pretty cool. So like parachute pants, underwear? No, like a hot pink, hot green spandex and LA gear jackets. Leggings. There were so many leg warmers at that concert. I like leg warmers. He was ridiculous. I think you have to have a certain body to pull him off, but they're cute. Hey, I got something great to talk about. There was a phone call last week, which I just want to know if this happened to anybody else in the room. This guy calls in and says how he had just found out that his parents, who told him that one of his pets ran away, is actually dead. Yes. Talk about it. Has anybody run into this situation in their life? Awesome.
I've been fortunate, so no. I made my dog retarded one time, but, you know, what are you going to do? She made it retarded, by the way. Yeah. My parents just called it special, and then later they're like, no, you just dropped it on its head a lot, and the dog died. That's lovely. I found that out when I was six. Devastating. That's awesome. But then I watched a little Sesame Street fall better. You know what I'm saying? No. That's right. Rubber Ducky, you're the one. Watch that pimp count. Yes. He is. He is. Danny also earlier mentioned a phone call about a guy who wanted to call a girl and ask her if he could kiss her. Sounds like such a Danny move. Shut the hell up with that. Oh, it's so funny. Does that? It's almost like writing a note saying, will you go out with me? Check yes. I think the guys. Fourth grade or something. Yeah. So we're like. You're going to do it. Just like kiss her. Move on in. If you get slapped, you get slapped. Why don't you go ahead and kiss her? What was that? Affleck? Hello? Oh, I was going to say the type of guy that does that is the same type of guy that posts online how much he loves hugs. Oh, my God. Wow. Movie Grady says, I have this great Letterman jacket that I would love to hug.
In the middle of the summer. In a casino. The end was like, is it too much to ask for a girl with a great body and a great mind too? Is that having my cake and eating it too? Oh, look at his face point. He's like. Are you effing kidding me? I'm so effing not. I'll send you guys a picture. I really like to kiss your mouth. Probably one of the greatest. Eddie had some good liners last week. Like in Tough Love. Dear Dork Knight. Or what about Grandma Montana or something like that? The 50-year-old lady who likes Montana. Oh, yeah, yeah. Something like that. What was that? But Dork Knight was probably the best tough love name by the end so far. Oh, my gosh. Sean almost lost his S. He was, like, laughing so hard. Sorry. Oh, I love it when Sean loses it. Oh, Sean is the greatest laugh. It is so infectious.
It is just perfect and golden. Hey, order in the court. Sorry, Danny. I'm at your house. I'm sorry. But I do. I thought we were cool. I'm speaking. Look at me. I'm speaking. speaking on my special microphone. Judge Judy, right, Sanjiji? Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. We watch Judge Judy. We're so old. 7 o'clock to 8 o'clock. Really? I prefer the People's Court with Judge Millian. No, whatever. Judge Judy would clean her up and down that court. What about Judge Joe Brown, dude? I like him, too. Oh, yeah. Or what about that Texas Justice show? No. No, that's lame. Court shows are the greatest. Ever since I've lost my job, I've got to watch Maury Povich during the day. Oh, dude, that's the best. Who My Baby Daddy. Yeah. Is it a guy or a girl? Yes, and is it a guy or a girl? Geek to glam. And lie detector tests on if you cheated on me. So great. Isn't it? Or the little prostitute girls. Yes. Yeah. I like the overweight babies. Yeah.
My personal favorites are Geek Gone Glam. Yeah. I love the shim shows, though. I was a dork in high school, but now I'm hot, so face all over your face. And 90% of my body is plastic. Yeah, but I would say 90% of the time, it's who my baby daddy is. Oh, yeah. And then when it finds out that it's not the dude, the lady always runs out like... To the back on the couch. I'm a slut. He's like, yeah, boy, yeah, now what, yeah. Yeah, ain't gonna get no alimony out of me. I told you, I told you. I told you. It ain't my baby. Wait, the phone's ringing, you guys. I gotta get this. Really? Hello? Thanks for the memories. Oh my gosh, it's Connie Chung. Hey, Connie Chung. Lori Povich's wife. Yes, we came to do a show. So what's going on? Isn't their child adopted? There's some irony up. Wait, can I say something to you real quick? Sure. That was Connie Chong. She doesn't know if Maury Povich is the father of her child. That's ironic. Hey, you want to hear about some irony?
I was on Facebook and I saw Blunder had changed his status to Rick is enjoying the rain. And I imagined him laying on a bearskin rug in the nude. His face being eaten by the rug. The bearskin rug of the one that licked his face. Cupping a little glass of hot chocolate reading Twilight. Yeah, visual. I thought maybe he'd be covered in peanut butter. I was just surprised that he has a girlfriend. Don't say that. I saw him in that skin suit, dude. What do you want from me? She wants him for his body, okay? Like, just back off. No. Didn't he have a coat on, too? What? No. No, it was actually a meek stole. Peter got really bad at him for that. I thought he had the bear rug on his back. You guys are so mean. Dude, that guy's awesome. Well, next week. XFL. 91X Audio.
that I sent you the IM for that you'll get in about 45 minutes. Do you read the news, Space Boy? All right. Welcome to the Space Boy Show. A couple days ago, we had a... Sorry. What? Continue. All right. I'm intrigued. What? So from the way that I understand this, we had a Mikey show presence on 91X. Really? I don't know. I have not heard the audio. Oh, my God. I'm glad the host is telling us this. Oh, okay. Maybe we should give her a chance to speak. Quimmonstein. I thought the host was speaking. Hold up. Oh. What? What did I miss? Anyways, Danny calls me the other day. And he says, hey, I got a message on MySpace. From MySpace. MySpace. MySpace. MySpace. Buy me a manservant and let's just call it a day. Facebook and MySpace. Let's just call it a day. Anyways.
Danny got a message from a P1 Yoshi saying, oh, my gosh. I was, like, going through the stations, and I heard on the 91X Morning Show them talking crap on the Mikey Show. Danny calls me, and I do my little interweb searching Google skills. Came across some audio, which we have for you here today. The 91X Morning Show apparently doesn't think too highly of us P1s, and here is what they had to say. All right, so we're doing all this great audio work. All right, so just a little, just so you know what the hell is going on. Context. Yeah, context. They were out at the queue this weekend. Last weekend. Last weekend. Not in the future. Same difference. And they were interviewing two guys, and this dude came up. to them while they were interviewing, and he was a P1. Apparently he had a guitar with him in a case, and he had a bunch of P1 stickers. Uh-huh. And they get into it. End it. Well, no. Let me just make this clear. The Morning Show dudes were interviewing two roommates who were wearing opposing team jerseys. And as they're doing this interview, this P1 dude comes up and interjects into the interview. And this is what happened.
All right, so we're getting all this great audio. We're seeing all these people walking in, and they're fired up. We find two guys, and they look like they're about to get in a fight, right, Carlos? I mean, help me tell the story. Well, they're arguing. They're yelling back and forth. One has a Chargers jersey. One has a Colts jersey. And we're talking to the guy with the Colts jersey, the guy with the Chargers jersey. Turns out, and you're not going to hear the whole interview here, we find out that they're friends and they live together, but they just happen to be rooting for different teams, and they get in a fight at the stadium every time, you know, there's a Colts and a Chargers jersey. So these guys are yelling at each other. So I walked up to them, and I started to try to interview them. And I felt like we were having a good interview and everything was going well. And then this guy walked up. And you're going to hear this. It's a gentleman. If I could describe him. He's one of those guys that just looks like bad breeding. You know what I'm saying? Like the guy didn't have a chance to begin with. A transient. The punched face and the weird, you know, his eyes are too far apart on his head. He's got a straggly mullet. We call that weathered. You wouldn't be surprised if you saw him on the child predator list. Yeah, like to catch a predator. So I'm having a conversation with the Colts fan and the Chargers fan from Pacific Beach. This guy walks up. He's got a guitar case. He's got a mullet, by the way, straggly like blonde mullet. He looks a little weathered. He may know his way around a meth pipe or two.
And he's got a few teeth, so he's got that going for him. And he's got a guitar case, and the guitar case is covered in Mikey Show stickers from Butt Rock 105. And I said, okay, this guy's going to come up and try to bust our balls. And you know what? Here's the thing. We can make a few assumptions about you, Mr. and Mrs. 91X. The fact that you listen to 91X and the 91X Morning Show, you're probably relatively attractive. You're a young professional of sorts. Perhaps you got a little education under your belt. You're a well-spoken and polite individual, whereas I can also make an assumption about someone who is a diehard Mikey Show fan is that maybe you didn't finish high school. Maybe you like recreational drugs. Probably, if you don't have a lifted truck, you'd certainly like to have a lifted truck. If it weren't for those pesky alimony payments that you aren't paying. You know, and so this guy, and you know that they're going to say some offensive, you know, stupid crap. So here we are having a conversation, and you'll hear him about 15 seconds in roll up with his guitar case covered in Mikey Show stickers and approach us exactly as I would expect a fan of the Mikey Show to approach us. Oh, you guys live in Pacific Beach. Y'all live down there? And what do you do here in San Diego now? What do I do here? I don't know. What do you do? I chill. I just got hurt. You slang weed. Packets?
Wow. Just bust into the conversation. The extra. Yeah. And no one looked at him. No one asked him to come over. I wasn't there. No one was addressing him. No one said, hey, buddy, come on. We were talking to two completely different people. And he busts up, gets right in my face with his terrible old granddad's whiskey breath and says. And that's exactly how I would expect someone from, you know, a fan of the Mikey show to approach us. You really. It's a stellar example of one of the... You confirmed a lot of our suspicions. Thank you. Yeah, one of those people. So he jumps in with this. You guys are faggots? And carries on. Yes. You guys are all faggots? Yes. We are homosexuals. No, no, no. When I call you faggots, you guys, that's a dumb difference. Dude is not drunk, all right? Yeah, that's Boss and Rob's friends. I know, dude. You just walked up to a bunch of guys you didn't know and called us faggots. You must be a fan of the Mikey Show, right? Yeah, you're all faggots. I'm glad he's got a thesaurus. And you're a big fan of the Mikey show, right? Yeah. I see the sticker on your guitar case. You're a big fan of the Mikey show. Forget about it. That's good. That's what I want to know. Well, then talk to Missy. Then she knows who I am. I'm Don Don. I am Don Don. Don Don? Does anyone know this dude? Oh, now I know. It's Don Don. Don Don. That's Missy. No, Missy, that's a person on the Mikey show. Is it? I have no idea. It is, I think. Is it? I don't know. No. They don't even know.
That's a person on the mic show, so maybe it's an ex-boyfriend? I don't know, but remember, who we're talking to. I'm Don Don. I am Don Don. So we got Don Don. I'm Don Don. I am Don Don. So Don Don is joining the 91X Morning Show now. Maybe we can win him over as a listener. Let's find him. You got a mullet and a guitar case. That's not a mullet? It's a mullet. Oh, it was a mullet. Yeah, it was definitely. Don, Don. I'm Don, Don. I am Don, Don. That was a mullet. When I call you faggot, that's different. Thank you. What? And at this point, you came up and you started yelling faggot. Party in the front. Now, at this point, by the way, this guy is... Business in the front, party in the back. Everyone's clowning on him. Everyone's making fun of his mullet. People are like, hey, business party in the back. Poor guy's just getting clowned on. I love the Mikey Show. I love Missy. I'm Don, Don. Everybody remember me? Hell yeah, we do. Represent Don Don. Donnie from Bumpfights. Does this guy have anything else in his insult arsenal? I mean, come on. But dude, I'm Don Don. I am Don Don. That is Don Don. I mean, it's Don Don. I guess he doesn't need anything else. Oh, it's Don Don. He knows what he's talking about. Def Leppard rules. Def Leppard. Yeah, Def Leppard. Forget about it.
At this point, I kind of wanted to find out what kind of music he's into, being a, you know, avowed Butt Rock 105 supporter. Aerosmith Rush. Yeah, Rush. Bang Tango and Manowar. Bang Tango. I blew his mind with the Bang Tango. I blew his mind with the Bang Tango. Bang Tango. Bang Tango. Yeah. This is what that is. I am Don Don. I am Don Don. Looks like we're running out here, but he's gonna wrap it up here. Yeah Don knows what's up? Not no well not let rats later Please don't misunderstand me when I say that rat is awesome, but only earlier
Oh, my God. As in the final records like Detonator and Reach for the Sky? That is unacceptable because that's when they turned into this. Because paggots? They turned into the cellos. Because paggots? No, only early rat. Do not misunderstand me. My name is Don Don. I'm Don Don. I am Don Don. I only like early rat. That was the most serious he got, by the way. That when he talked about Bang Tango. Bang Tango. Freaking tango. All right. Don, don't represent, right? You got that right. That's terrific. Forget about it. It just winds down. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. It's the 91X Morning Show Game Day Tailgate Recap, doing our part to bridge the cultural divide between the 91X Morning Show and the Mikey Show. I don't like those guys. It's funny how jealousy. Thank you. Sorry you don't have the ratings, Matt.
Diab-lizzle. Carlos. Yeah. Losers, right? Right. Right. How do we feel about this? Faggots. That you're the freaking donkey's butt of radio. Yeah. Sorry. See, Danny wants a lifted truck because you're a P1. Yeah. And I don't have a college education. I don't have a high school education. And I just want hair to grow a mullet. Yeah, exactly. Because I like butt rock. That's right. And I think that a mullet. is party in the front and business in the back. That's right. That's right. Dude, you know what? Whatever. Business in the front, party in the back. Those guys say, yeah, that P1s like to do illicit drugs, and anybody who listens to 91X, that's why they have the drunk dial phone line. Right. Yeah. Thank you. There's some quality people right there. You know what? With that, screw you. 91X. Dude, you know who's better? It's a station called 94.9. They are the bomb. Yeah, 91X sucks it. Yeah, like hard. You will never be Chris Cantore. Sorry. That's what I say to you, 91X. Yeah, that's a P1 right there. Yeah. Scum of the earth. I'm done, done. We fangons. It's so freaking funny, fangons. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, I had to. I had to. I love you. Yeah, and this audio is on the 91X Morning Show website. Along with their email addresses, by the way. San Diego Chargers address. I'm going to call in.
I'm going to say you guys are just freaking jealous. I would pay money to see Mike's e-mail right now and how many e-mails he got over the break about all the S that they talked. I wonder if they'll talk about it. I doubt it. Who cares? Really? I mean, it's like, who cares? I would call in and say, for your information, I'm a P1 for your health. I have a college degree. I am hot. As a matter of fact, I am smoking, and I'm not stupid, and I'm sober, and you guys are just jealous because your ratings suck ass, and you are the donkey ball skin of radio. Wow. Take that. With or without an air. I think it's kind of funny that we're a radio show listening to a radio show who's playing back a radio show. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. That's right. I love you, Spaceway. That was pretty good. People will worship you even more. See that jacket over there? Yes. Oh, my God. Wear it with pride.
Even in the heat. You Harry Potter dog. I need to watch a movie now. Oh, you are the worst. Spaceboyyee at p1site.com. Please feel free. It's right. Anytime. Anytime. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Well, guys, it is almost officially Thanksgiving in about 20 minutes. I got to wake up at 5 in the morning to go work at Clean Channel. Yeah. It's almost Thanksgiving. So, what a week. We're 18 years old. We can finally vote. P1 podcast for president. Yahoo! You're dumb. You have to be 35 to be president. Talk to you in 17 episodes. And wrap it up. Oh, my gosh. I hope that when you hear this podcast, you had a great Thanksgiving. You ate a bunch, a bunch, a bunch of food. And you're ready to get into the spirit. Bye. Friday. Who's the man? So I hope you guys have a great week. Brand new Mikey show starting on Monday. We love you guys so much. It's my birthday on Friday. See ya!